1 00:00:00,812 --> 00:00:03,383 [laid-back music] 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:06,356 LAURA: The steak was dry, but that bellboy was looking moist. 3 00:00:06,422 --> 00:00:08,794 CHRISSY: Yeah, I never knew 12-packs were a real thing. 4 00:00:08,861 --> 00:00:11,199 Ay, Chihuahua. [laughter] 5 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:13,771 Wow, we really needed this vacay, huh? 6 00:00:13,838 --> 00:00:17,244 - Ah, yeah, I just still feel really bad about our fight. 7 00:00:17,311 --> 00:00:19,550 - Hey, what did we say? Not going to talk about it. 8 00:00:19,616 --> 00:00:21,452 - Ah, Feinberg women forgive and forget. 9 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,425 - Definitely the forget part. [laughter] 10 00:00:24,493 --> 00:00:25,762 [spooky shout] 11 00:00:25,828 --> 00:00:29,836 [laid-back music turns dark] 12 00:00:29,903 --> 00:00:31,005 - Oh, fuck! 13 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,241 Tsunami! 14 00:00:32,308 --> 00:00:34,078 We got to move! 15 00:00:34,145 --> 00:00:36,149 [dramatic music] 16 00:00:36,216 --> 00:00:38,286 Hold on, Chrissy. - [struggling] 17 00:00:38,353 --> 00:00:40,457 - Chrissy, no! - You did this. 18 00:00:40,525 --> 00:00:42,461 - What? - This is your fault, Mom. 19 00:00:42,529 --> 00:00:43,898 - Chrissy, no. 20 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:45,067 - I knew you would turn on me 21 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,904 and leave me drowning in a tsunami. 22 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:48,541 - No! 23 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:52,849 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:55,922 - Daddy to the rescue! 25 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,961 LAURA: Chrissy! - Thanks, Dad. You're the best. 26 00:00:59,028 --> 00:01:01,600 Mom, you suck! 27 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:02,535 - Chrissy! 28 00:01:02,602 --> 00:01:04,773 [distorted voice] Chrissy. Chrissy. 29 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,009 No! 30 00:01:06,075 --> 00:01:07,946 Ah! [sighs] 31 00:01:08,013 --> 00:01:11,286 Subconscious, you little bitch. 32 00:01:11,352 --> 00:01:13,256 I'm getting Chrissy back. 33 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,997 [suspenseful music] 34 00:01:17,064 --> 00:01:19,201 ♪♪ ♪♪ 35 00:01:19,268 --> 00:01:21,172 [device ringing] 36 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:23,410 - Laur? What the-- Oh, no. 37 00:01:23,476 --> 00:01:25,548 Did the carbon monoxide detector go off? 38 00:01:25,615 --> 00:01:27,719 Been meaning to take the batteries out of that thing. 39 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:30,992 - Uh, I made a huge mistake. Chrissy can't stay with Satan. 40 00:01:31,059 --> 00:01:32,796 There a chicken farm around here? 41 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,267 - Uh-uh. Laura, you cannot go get Chrissy. 42 00:01:35,334 --> 00:01:37,371 24 hours ago, you tried to murder each other. 43 00:01:37,438 --> 00:01:39,543 - Okay, okay. Then I'll just call her. 44 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:42,047 DARLENE: No! I gave you the keys to my beach house 45 00:01:42,114 --> 00:01:43,618 so you could have some peace-- 46 00:01:43,684 --> 00:01:45,555 lay on the beach, sun your taint, you know? 47 00:01:45,622 --> 00:01:47,525 Get your ass up to the sun. 48 00:01:47,592 --> 00:01:49,596 There's no better feeling in the whole world. 49 00:01:49,663 --> 00:01:51,399 Chrissy said she needed space. 50 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:52,802 - [chanting gibberish] 51 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:54,640 - And you need a break more than anyone. 52 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:56,910 And if you don't respect her boundaries just this once, 53 00:01:56,977 --> 00:01:59,015 you could lose her forever. 54 00:01:59,081 --> 00:02:00,785 - Ah, fuck. Fine. 55 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:03,056 DARLENE: Walk your sand in the--in-- 56 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,593 walk your feet in the sand. 57 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:07,866 See how many footprints are left or whatever. 58 00:02:07,932 --> 00:02:11,139 - [chanting gibberish] 59 00:02:12,776 --> 00:02:14,312 DARLENE: What the fuck was that? 60 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:16,416 - There, now I can't text or call Chrissy for 24 hours. 61 00:02:16,482 --> 00:02:17,786 And if I try, my heart explodes, 62 00:02:17,852 --> 00:02:19,623 and my soul gets trapped in this spider forever. 63 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:21,192 DARLENE: If you became a little spider gal, 64 00:02:21,259 --> 00:02:22,796 I'd treat you just the same. 65 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:25,501 Have you met my cousins yet? They're a hoot and a half. 66 00:02:25,568 --> 00:02:27,806 - Uh, yep. Apples don't fall far 67 00:02:27,872 --> 00:02:29,843 from the Darlene family tree, that's for sure. 68 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:31,412 DARLENE: One time at Patty's Shrimp Hut, 69 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:34,085 we got so wasted off their cocktail-sauce martinis, 70 00:02:34,151 --> 00:02:37,692 we set the place ablaze just to see the hot firemen. 71 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:38,894 - What is that? 72 00:02:38,961 --> 00:02:41,065 DARLENE: Anyway, see ya! 73 00:02:41,132 --> 00:02:42,635 - Hey, there, neighbor! - Ah, shit! 74 00:02:42,702 --> 00:02:44,906 What are you doing out here so early, Dorlene? 75 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:46,643 - It's the only time I could get my jog in 76 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,581 without these seagulls picking at my eczema. 77 00:02:48,647 --> 00:02:51,219 Listen, I heard all about your mother-daughter blowout, 78 00:02:51,285 --> 00:02:52,655 BT-dubs--yikes. 79 00:02:52,722 --> 00:02:53,758 - Yeah, yikes. 80 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:56,162 - I had a daughter once, so I totally get it. 81 00:02:56,229 --> 00:02:58,567 Anyhoo, got to rake in those steps. 82 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,370 Oh, oh, and if you're game, 83 00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:02,509 we do a bonfire every Friday night on the beach. 84 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:05,147 Bonfire Balaban we call it, after Bob Balaban. 85 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:07,117 Love Little Man Tate. 86 00:03:07,184 --> 00:03:08,286 - Ha ha. Okay, great. 87 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:10,390 I'd rather hang myself by my labia. 88 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,696 DORLENE: Sounds good. 89 00:03:12,762 --> 00:03:14,700 - [sighs] 90 00:03:14,766 --> 00:03:16,202 - Woo-hoo-hoo! 91 00:03:16,269 --> 00:03:18,173 Holy shit! 92 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,010 [creature screeches, Chrissy shouts] 93 00:03:20,077 --> 00:03:22,716 I am Khaleesi! 94 00:03:22,782 --> 00:03:24,418 Ha ha! 95 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:27,157 Look at me now, Mom! I'm on a mother-jumping dragon! 96 00:03:27,224 --> 00:03:29,295 - [squawks] - Oh, sorry, Frances-- 97 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:30,732 cockatrice. 98 00:03:30,798 --> 00:03:32,969 I'm on a mother-jumping cockatrice! 99 00:03:33,036 --> 00:03:34,740 Whoo! 100 00:03:34,806 --> 00:03:37,712 Cockatrice, ya bish! [Frances screeches] 101 00:03:37,779 --> 00:03:39,115 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 102 00:03:39,181 --> 00:03:40,518 - Little better than a pony ride. 103 00:03:40,585 --> 00:03:42,822 - Goddamn that was awesome, Daddy-o. 104 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,193 [old-timey voice] Hey, Snakey, mix me up something sweet. 105 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:46,530 Surprise me, honey. 106 00:03:46,597 --> 00:03:48,266 - Copo Copo Canyon's got cameras set up 107 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,636 like an amusement park. 108 00:03:49,703 --> 00:03:52,007 I saved a couple of my faves. Check them out. 109 00:03:52,074 --> 00:03:53,243 [Chrissy laughs] 110 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:54,546 Freedom looks good on you, girl. 111 00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:56,048 - Ah, never felt so alive-- 112 00:03:56,115 --> 00:03:57,418 no dishes to deal with, 113 00:03:57,484 --> 00:03:59,488 no dictator breathing down my neck. 114 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:01,426 - It's all chill here. Do whatevs you want. 115 00:04:01,493 --> 00:04:04,064 - Sweet. I'm going to take a nap on a pile of slugs. 116 00:04:04,131 --> 00:04:05,635 - Take a lame-ass nap? 117 00:04:05,701 --> 00:04:08,440 Come on, you spent your whole life on Earth with Pussolini. 118 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:09,876 Get back out there. 119 00:04:09,943 --> 00:04:11,713 Meet some creatures your own age. 120 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:14,719 You got the whole M realm at your fingy-tips. 121 00:04:14,786 --> 00:04:16,155 [snaps fingers] Blammo. [spooky shout] 122 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,026 This is iSatan. 123 00:04:18,093 --> 00:04:20,565 In case you get lost, some losers try to mess with you, 124 00:04:20,631 --> 00:04:23,604 you fall in a toilet, just push, and, poof, 125 00:04:23,671 --> 00:04:26,476 I, Satan, will appear. - Whoa. 126 00:04:26,543 --> 00:04:28,948 And I can go anywhere? - Anywhere. 127 00:04:29,014 --> 00:04:31,085 - Nothing's off-limits? - Not a thing. 128 00:04:31,152 --> 00:04:33,022 - Not even GunsandMethlandia Plaza? 129 00:04:33,089 --> 00:04:36,028 - I wouldn't start with that one, but the sky's the limit. 130 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,397 Now get out of here. 131 00:04:37,464 --> 00:04:38,868 - Come on, Frances, little girl. 132 00:04:38,934 --> 00:04:39,903 Ya! 133 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:41,740 Catch ya later, Pop! 134 00:04:41,807 --> 00:04:45,046 - Damn, I just got a major FOMO attack. 135 00:04:45,113 --> 00:04:47,785 Snakey, grab that box of drugs I found on the corpse 136 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,054 of that goblin DJ. 137 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:51,425 Let's get queasy. 138 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:54,666 [indistinct chatter] 139 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:55,902 PERSON: Oh, come on. 140 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:58,439 Tessa doesn't belong on reality TV. 141 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,978 - [groans] Are we really doing this, Laura? 142 00:05:01,045 --> 00:05:02,314 [chatter continues] 143 00:05:02,381 --> 00:05:04,051 Okay. 144 00:05:04,118 --> 00:05:05,788 - Well, I think Rita is using Kenneth for his heliport 145 00:05:05,855 --> 00:05:08,426 because he's been sleeping with Tessa since season five. 146 00:05:08,494 --> 00:05:09,963 - Two episodes ago, her son got divorced. 147 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:12,467 She doesn't care about no heliport right now. 148 00:05:12,535 --> 00:05:14,606 - Oh, my God, you made it. Grab a chair. 149 00:05:14,673 --> 00:05:16,409 Oh, this is Laura, Darlene's friend. 150 00:05:16,475 --> 00:05:18,246 This is Durlawn, Dirlane, and Dave. 151 00:05:18,313 --> 00:05:19,683 - Hey. - Welcome, hon. 152 00:05:19,749 --> 00:05:21,419 We're talking about Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach. 153 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:22,487 - That reality show? 154 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,724 Didn't that get banned 155 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,495 for the insane amount of drunk driving? 156 00:05:25,561 --> 00:05:27,264 - That and incest, and only in a few states. 157 00:05:27,331 --> 00:05:29,503 - Laura's here for a little R&R. 158 00:05:29,569 --> 00:05:31,974 - Ah, you know who else apparently needed some R&R? 159 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,777 Heather Dombaco. 160 00:05:33,844 --> 00:05:36,517 She lost her shit when she found out her husband 161 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,587 was getting his butt fingered at the gym, 162 00:05:38,654 --> 00:05:40,658 and no one's seen her since. 163 00:05:40,725 --> 00:05:42,695 - Wow, Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach gets wild. 164 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:44,331 - That wasn't on Shit Wives. 165 00:05:44,398 --> 00:05:45,902 Heather's from around here. 166 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:48,406 She went missing a couple of weeks ago. 167 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,410 Some think she went on a bender. 168 00:05:50,477 --> 00:05:52,447 But if you ask me... 169 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:56,723 I know it was the sea hag. 170 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,026 - Jesus Christ. - It was only a matter of time. 171 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,763 - Here she goes again with the goddamn sea hag. 172 00:05:59,829 --> 00:06:01,500 - Sea hag-- is that what you call 173 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,469 some old lady on the beach who stole your husband? 174 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,608 - Oh, no. Ethel and I are friends now. 175 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:07,946 Sea hag's a true beast from the sea. 176 00:06:08,012 --> 00:06:11,687 She roams the beach searching for bodies to devour. 177 00:06:11,753 --> 00:06:14,793 The sadder they are, the more likely to be eaten. 178 00:06:14,859 --> 00:06:18,433 She feeds on loneliness and human flesh-- 179 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,303 a horrid, repulsive creature. 180 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:21,740 - [yawns] 181 00:06:21,807 --> 00:06:25,347 DURLAWN: Fishermen have gone missing, pets, children. 182 00:06:25,413 --> 00:06:27,184 I've been hunting her for years, 183 00:06:27,251 --> 00:06:29,121 but she always escapes me. 184 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,493 One day, just wait. 185 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,898 One day, just you wait. 186 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:36,670 Wait day one. Just wait one day, one-- 187 00:06:36,737 --> 00:06:39,108 - Durlawn's been using sea hag as an excuse 188 00:06:39,174 --> 00:06:41,546 for why no one wants to stay at her inn for the past 20 years. 189 00:06:41,613 --> 00:06:43,416 DAVE: That's true. - Shut the fuck up, will you? 190 00:06:43,483 --> 00:06:44,753 - Hey, hey, hey. 191 00:06:44,819 --> 00:06:46,455 - Well, actually, I did see something feeding 192 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:47,725 out on the jetty today, 193 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,629 but it was probably a seal or something. 194 00:06:49,696 --> 00:06:50,998 - I told you she's back. 195 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:52,869 The fucking sea hag's back. [spear gun fires] 196 00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:54,471 DORLENE: Give me the spear gun, honey. 197 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,409 DIRLANE: Who saw that coming? DAVE: A mess. 198 00:06:56,475 --> 00:06:57,879 - Well, I'm gonna go get incredibly high 199 00:06:57,946 --> 00:06:59,883 and take a stroll-- good luck with all that. 200 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,753 Good night now. - Watch out out there! 201 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,293 Sea hag's gonna eat you. She eats babies, I tell ya! 202 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,464 [device rings] 203 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,669 [sinister laughter, flatulence] 204 00:07:09,736 --> 00:07:12,207 - Are you--That fucking asshole is letting her-- 205 00:07:12,274 --> 00:07:14,378 Oh, God, and he ruined my high. 206 00:07:14,445 --> 00:07:16,182 Fuck it. I'm reversing this spell. 207 00:07:18,152 --> 00:07:20,090 - Whew, let's take a quick break here. 208 00:07:20,156 --> 00:07:22,127 You need a number one, number two? 209 00:07:22,194 --> 00:07:24,098 It all comes out of one place for birds, right? 210 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:25,601 That's cray. 211 00:07:25,668 --> 00:07:27,839 Damn, girl, I am lost. 212 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,874 - You lost? 213 00:07:28,941 --> 00:07:30,911 - Uh... [clears throat] Me? No. 214 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:32,682 Exactly where I'm supposed to be. 215 00:07:32,749 --> 00:07:34,786 Just taking a breather. Been going hard all day. 216 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:37,692 You know how us rebel teens are, you know. 217 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,562 - [slurps] You're cute. 218 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:41,299 - Uh, do you know anything fun to do? 219 00:07:41,365 --> 00:07:44,038 [chuckles] I mean, anything else in the metaphysical realm? 220 00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:46,475 - Raponga, it's the hottest club in the Fringe. 221 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:48,313 Me and the Moth Boys are headed there now. 222 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:51,485 - Whoa, cool. Uh, yeah, I mean, maybe I'll check it out 223 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,389 if I'm not too, uh, busy. 224 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:54,693 [chuckles] You dig, cowgirl? 225 00:07:54,759 --> 00:07:56,128 You're nailing this, Chrissy. 226 00:07:56,195 --> 00:07:58,366 - Whoa. 227 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:02,809 Whoa, lighty. 228 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:04,646 [chuckles] Thanks, bro. 229 00:08:04,713 --> 00:08:06,282 Classic us, right? 230 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:07,985 - See you there, maybe. 231 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,656 - Uh, yeah, yeah, maybe. [tires squealing] 232 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,327 Maybe not. Maybe, maybe. Ha ha! 233 00:08:12,394 --> 00:08:15,000 Raponga, here we come. 234 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:17,237 [dramatic music] 235 00:08:17,304 --> 00:08:20,243 - [chanting gibberish] 236 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,249 ♪♪ ♪♪ 237 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:26,155 [shouting] 238 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:28,292 ♪♪ ♪♪ 239 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:31,633 [continues chanting gibberish] 240 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,269 Come on, strike me! 241 00:08:33,336 --> 00:08:35,541 Strike me! 242 00:08:35,608 --> 00:08:37,044 I said strike-- 243 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:43,791 ♪♪ ♪♪ 244 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,921 [waves lapping, seagulls crying] 245 00:08:58,987 --> 00:09:02,160 - [groans] - [screams] 246 00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:03,497 W-what is that? 247 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:04,999 Get away from me. - Calm down. 248 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,803 - If you try to eat me, I swear to God I will fucking-- 249 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:07,972 - Calm down. - Ah! Ow. 250 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:09,943 - It burns for a second. - Ah! [grunts] 251 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:10,945 [huffs] 252 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,247 SEA HAG: You're lucky you're not dead. 253 00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:14,051 - Yeah, why am I not dead? Why didn't you eat me? 254 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,857 - I'm talking about you hitting your head and drowning, moron, 255 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,560 plus whining at the sky... [Laura coughing] 256 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:19,863 - "Oh, strike me. 257 00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:21,332 Strike me, please, daddy lightning." 258 00:09:21,399 --> 00:09:24,171 - You mean you saw me command the fuck out of lightning, 259 00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:25,173 you baby-eating bitch. 260 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,446 - I ate one baby one time on a dare. 261 00:09:28,514 --> 00:09:30,417 And I was fucking with you. Jesus. 262 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:31,720 You put up a good fight, though. 263 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,256 That was kind of cool. 264 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,224 - I'm sure you say that 265 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:35,761 to all the humans you're gonna swallow. 266 00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,600 - Keep talking shit, and I just might. 267 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,738 You dropped this. 268 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,441 Daughter? Niece? 269 00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:43,877 - No. - Student? 270 00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,581 - No, and none of your goddamn business. 271 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:46,883 - If you say lover, I will eat you. 272 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,352 - Why don't you fuck back off to the ocean 273 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:49,756 where you belong, please? 274 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,125 - Oh, I'm going but mainly because of them. 275 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:52,995 - There she is. - Holy shit! 276 00:09:53,062 --> 00:09:56,202 Durlawn was right! - My worldview has crumbled. 277 00:09:56,268 --> 00:09:57,204 - Hey. - What? 278 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,507 - You want to come? 279 00:09:58,574 --> 00:09:59,843 - Why the fuck would I go with you? 280 00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:01,112 - Well, from where I'm standing, 281 00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:04,686 you seem fucking miserable on land. 282 00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:06,957 DURLAWN: Careful, she eats babies. 283 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,163 SEA HAG: Up to you, but I'm leaving either way. 284 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,369 - Fuck it. I got 24 hours, and that's it. 285 00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:16,242 [soft music] 286 00:10:16,308 --> 00:10:23,222 ♪♪ ♪♪ 287 00:10:28,266 --> 00:10:29,569 You're making me a fish? 288 00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:32,073 What's next? I feed you a hard-boiled egg or something? 289 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:34,211 - I gave you the ability to speak underwater, 290 00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:36,983 and I could take it right back. [Laura chuckles] 291 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,556 Where are we going? - Deeper. 292 00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,360 Much deeper. 293 00:10:42,427 --> 00:10:43,864 [whistles] 294 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:47,538 [Sierra Farrell's "Far Away Across the Sea"] 295 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:54,451 ♪♪ ♪♪ 296 00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:57,257 SINGER: ♪♪ Far away across the sea ♪♪ 297 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,529 ♪♪ My true love, he don't think of me. 298 00:10:59,596 --> 00:11:03,670 ♪♪ I still remember on my fingers, in my skin ♪♪ 299 00:11:03,737 --> 00:11:06,275 ♪♪ Yes, far away across the sea ♪♪ 300 00:11:06,342 --> 00:11:08,981 ♪♪ My true love, he don't think of me ♪♪ 301 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:13,422 ♪♪ I send him letters, but they return back to my door ♪♪ 302 00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:20,003 ♪♪ ♪♪ 303 00:11:20,069 --> 00:11:23,977 - [speaking native language] 304 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,125 - Who the fuck are these sea dogs? 305 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,431 - Vodyanorwens, pirates of the abyss. 306 00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:36,402 - Ooh, scary. 307 00:11:36,468 --> 00:11:38,774 - [shouts] 308 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,276 - You thinking what I'm thinking? 309 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:43,182 - Only if you, too, are a complete psychopath. 310 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,654 [dramatic music] 311 00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:47,357 SEA HAG: Hey, pissy bitch! 312 00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,261 - Hey, why don't you pick on some titties 313 00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:50,263 your own size, huh? 314 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,367 Want me to squeeze those things? 315 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:53,870 SEA HAG: Let's motorboat. 316 00:11:53,937 --> 00:11:55,406 [Laura grunts] 317 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,979 SINGER: ♪♪ The bigger the boom, the bigger the bang 318 00:11:58,045 --> 00:11:59,749 ♪♪ The bigger the boom... ♪♪ 319 00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:01,485 - Yeah, yeah, get in there, huh? 320 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:05,260 SINGER: ♪♪ The bigger the boom, the bigger the bang ♪♪ 321 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:07,665 ♪♪ You go, hey, he, ho, make some noise, boy ♪♪ 322 00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:08,800 ♪♪ Grab your joint ♪♪ 323 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,069 ♪♪ Jump in the party stat, boy ♪♪ 324 00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:11,940 ♪♪ Budda the big, budda the bang ♪♪ 325 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,142 ♪♪ Party over here ♪♪ 326 00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:14,679 ♪♪ Honeys on the floor ♪♪ 327 00:12:14,746 --> 00:12:17,117 [music fades] 328 00:12:21,893 --> 00:12:23,530 - Thank you. - Wow. 329 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:25,066 - Still hot and unfiltered. 330 00:12:25,133 --> 00:12:27,470 - Hey, that's the name of my stand-up special. 331 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,575 - Oh. Ugh. - Come on. 332 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,178 CREATURE: Do you know if they have a cover? 333 00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:33,115 - Be a good girl. I love you. 334 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,585 CREATURE: Oh, you got to try the wings here. 335 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:35,621 They're wonderful. 336 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,658 - Sorry, little girls ain't allowed. 337 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:39,061 [Chrissy roars] 338 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,600 Oh, snap, I underestimated you due to your stature 339 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:42,768 and probably gender. 340 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:44,304 I've done this to my daughter. 341 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:46,141 She brought it to my attention multiple times. 342 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,379 I'm trying. Come right in. 343 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:51,285 CREATURE: Making so many bad decisions tonight. 344 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:52,688 CREATURE 2: Hey, pour it down me gope hole. 345 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,424 Pour it down me gope hole. CREATURE 3: Hey, no offense, 346 00:12:54,492 --> 00:12:56,730 but I want to eat your testicles--is that cool? 347 00:12:56,796 --> 00:12:58,900 - Wow, what is this place? 348 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,305 - Your best worst nightmare. - [gasps] 349 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:03,844 - [laughs] 350 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,714 Hey, would you like a Brain Bleed? 351 00:13:05,781 --> 00:13:08,720 It's actually just elf tongue, oat milk, and gasoline. 352 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:10,423 It's super tasty. 353 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,660 You're good? 354 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,764 All right, have a good one, then. 355 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:17,137 [indistinct chatter, dance music playing] 356 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:20,443 CREATURE: I've got fucking cum coming out of my ear holes. 357 00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:22,213 ♪♪ ♪♪ 358 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,316 - Care to dance? 359 00:13:23,382 --> 00:13:25,153 - Ah, I think we're just dancing as a group, 360 00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:26,823 like a group thing, you know? 361 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,493 - Oh, a group thing. Yes, of course. 362 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,396 I'll be on my way. 363 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:34,639 ♪♪ ♪♪ 364 00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:38,479 [chatter continues] 365 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:41,485 [ominous music] 366 00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:46,696 ♪♪ ♪♪ 367 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:47,999 - Ah! 368 00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:49,434 - Looking for something? 369 00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:50,838 - Oh, hi. 370 00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:52,474 Uh, I thought this was, uh, the bathroom. 371 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,211 But, uh, there was, like, uh, this girl I met-- 372 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,748 red hair, fairy-like, and-- 373 00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,117 - You mean Red? 374 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:58,954 - Oh, yeah, that would make sense. 375 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,025 - She's in here. Come inside. 376 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,064 ♪♪ ♪♪ 377 00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:05,266 [creatures munching wildly] 378 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,903 - Sounds like an ASMR video in here. 379 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,072 [door slams] 380 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,474 [gasps] - Hungry? 381 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:13,416 [laughing] 382 00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,652 - Then I handed him the gas nozzle, 383 00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,455 and I said, "Well, if you're not pushing, 384 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,424 start sucking, buddy." 385 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,729 - [laughs] - I mean, it was-- 386 00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,432 - Cheers. - Cheers. 387 00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:24,505 [soft music playing] 388 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,108 - You okay? 389 00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:27,978 - Um... [sighs] Yeah. 390 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,651 Yeah, I honestly haven't felt this alive in-- 391 00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:31,653 I don't even know how long. 392 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,456 - Then what's up? 393 00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:36,596 - Ah, that picture you asked me about, my daughter, I-- 394 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:38,867 I just really messed things up with her and-- 395 00:14:38,934 --> 00:14:42,207 - Ah, and now you don't deserve any happiness, right? 396 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,010 It's just better to stick with self-torment? 397 00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:45,681 - Look, from the time she was born, 398 00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:49,922 I've fucked up over and over and over again as her mom. 399 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,227 Maybe I just don't deserve happiness. 400 00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:54,799 - That's how I felt after my first litter hatched 401 00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,201 a few thousand years ago. 402 00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:58,740 I didn't know how to raise jack shit. 403 00:14:58,807 --> 00:15:01,044 While they were home alone, I was out fooling around 404 00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:03,416 with the Midgard Serpent and the Wolf Fenrir. 405 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:06,723 Then they found out about each other, and, boom, Ragnarok. 406 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,560 - No way. Seriously? - Yeah. 407 00:15:08,627 --> 00:15:11,265 Helen of Troy does not have shit on me. 408 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,735 - Oh. 409 00:15:12,802 --> 00:15:14,070 - Anyway, I started feeling guilty 410 00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:17,210 about my choices as a mom, and that feeling spread, 411 00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:20,016 and I began using that guilt and that shame 412 00:15:20,082 --> 00:15:21,786 as a compass through life. 413 00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,523 And you know what that did? 414 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,830 It just made me a worse fucking mom. 415 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,134 I wish I'd been nicer to myself, 416 00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:31,338 given myself a break. 417 00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:34,679 Give yourself a fucking break. 418 00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:37,383 [tender music] 419 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,223 - Today was the nicest thing 420 00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:43,362 anyone's done for me in a long time. 421 00:15:43,429 --> 00:15:46,970 - Yeah, it feels nice, huh, being taken care of? 422 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:54,184 ♪♪ ♪♪ 423 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,497 - Take me. - Take me first. 424 00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,300 LAURA: Come on, serve me up on a platter. 425 00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,603 SEA HAG: Now shut up. 426 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,972 [creature groans] 427 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:06,341 - Ow! 428 00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:09,849 What the... [voice distorts] Fuck, dude? 429 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,018 [slurring] What the fuck? 430 00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,420 - I don't know about you boys, 431 00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,559 but I still got room for dessert. 432 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,665 - My tum-tum's always got room for dessert. 433 00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:19,467 - [gasping] 434 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:22,240 [ominous music] 435 00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:24,110 Ah! 436 00:16:24,177 --> 00:16:27,885 Dad, where the fuck are you? [device shouting] 437 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,254 - Oh, my God. 438 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,624 I've tasted a lot of floors, 439 00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,528 but this is the best I've ever tasted. 440 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,897 Next drug! 441 00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:35,501 - [grunts] Run. 442 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,003 Go. 443 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,540 Go. 444 00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:42,113 - [laughing] 445 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,752 Ugh, my balls. My mothballs! 446 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,789 Get her! 447 00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:49,027 [suspenseful music] 448 00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,398 - Please help. I-- 449 00:16:51,465 --> 00:16:53,537 [grunting] 450 00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,206 CREATURE: I'll have what she's having. 451 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,643 CREATURE 2: Uh, excuse me. I need a drink. 452 00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,715 - Damn it. Only because it's my last resort. 453 00:16:59,782 --> 00:17:01,953 Mom, come on, pick up. 454 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,561 [Laura and Sea Hag moaning, objects thudding, rattling] 455 00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:07,865 Are you shitting me? MOTH BOY: Hurry! 456 00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,236 Get that demon shit. - Okay, bye-bye. 457 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:13,142 Have fun, kids. Don't get into too much trouble. 458 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,024 [Sea Hag inhales and exhales deeply] 459 00:17:21,091 --> 00:17:22,695 - Oof. Damn. 460 00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:24,832 Thought for a sec I was going to lose my larynx back there. 461 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:27,470 - [chuckles] Oh, mermaid, huh? 462 00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,040 LAURA: Yeah. 463 00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:30,544 - No judgment. 464 00:17:30,611 --> 00:17:32,146 LAURA: Oh, okay. 465 00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,518 SEA HAG: I thought it was hilarious at the time. 466 00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:36,088 - Yeah, I bet. 467 00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:38,359 [soft music] 468 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,096 Look, I got to-- I got to go. 469 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,766 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 470 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,670 - I'll, uh--I'll take you. 471 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,155 [Laura gasps] I fucking missed her call. 472 00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:54,759 Shit. Fuck. 473 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,295 I can't believe I did that. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 474 00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:57,765 - Where is that goddamn spider? - One sec. Stop. 475 00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,467 - Do you see a spider? - Stop for one second. 476 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,673 - What? - Hear me out. 477 00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,275 Don't go. - What? 478 00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:04,845 No. What if she's in trouble? 479 00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:08,720 - What if you need to put your guilt aside just once? 480 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,389 Ask yourself why this 481 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,530 is the best you've felt in a long time. 482 00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:15,299 - Look, you may live in a fantasy world 483 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,070 where you get to consume sea pirates 484 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,640 and drop squid ink all day, 485 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,144 but I have responsibilities that I can't walk away from. 486 00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,681 - I'm not saying forever. 487 00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:24,451 - I have to do what's best for my daughter. 488 00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:25,954 Why don't you go find your fucking litter and-- 489 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,158 - Yeah, maybe this is what's best for her. What about-- 490 00:18:28,225 --> 00:18:30,597 - No, this is selfish, and so are you. 491 00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:33,202 - I'm actually more mammal than a crus-- 492 00:18:33,268 --> 00:18:37,343 Oh, honestly, thought you said "shellfish." 493 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,349 It's kind of funny. 494 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:43,623 So, uh, this is it I guess. 495 00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,163 - Yes. 496 00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:52,975 [creature grunting] [Chrissy panting] 497 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,914 [upbeat dance music playing] 498 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,853 ♪♪ ♪♪ 499 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,959 [Moth Boys laughing] 500 00:19:02,026 --> 00:19:03,329 MOTH BOY: Yum, yum. 501 00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:05,433 - Leave me alone. MOTH BOY: Okay. 502 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,370 Yeah, let's stop, guys. 503 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,142 Just fucking kidding. That was sarcasm. 504 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:11,679 You're not cut out for this world, sweetie. 505 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,415 So we're going to take you out of it. 506 00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,754 - I'm going to eat you like a cashmere sweater. 507 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:19,227 - I'm going to scarf you down like you're a fucking scarf. 508 00:19:19,294 --> 00:19:23,503 MOTH BOY: Oh, yeah, she's... 509 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:26,709 MOTH BOY 2: Oh. MOTH BOY 3: Lighty. 510 00:19:26,776 --> 00:19:28,078 MOTH BOY: Whoa. 511 00:19:28,145 --> 00:19:31,151 SERVER: [echoing] Elf tongue, oat milk, and gasoline. 512 00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:32,855 It's super tasty. 513 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,892 - You motherfuckers! 514 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,096 Whoosh! - Oh, oh! 515 00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:39,367 MOTH BOY 2: Oh, God, he's on fire! 516 00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,906 [Chrissy shouting] 517 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:45,781 I'll take care of it myself! 518 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,787 [grunting] 519 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,695 DURLAWN: We got her! DAVE: We got the sea hag! 520 00:19:52,761 --> 00:19:54,932 SEA HAG: Let me go, you ugly yokels! 521 00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:57,070 - Fucking stupid fucking cousins. 522 00:19:57,136 --> 00:19:58,540 - Hold still, hag. - Ooh-hoo! 523 00:19:58,606 --> 00:20:00,409 - Does she smell. - Just hold still. 524 00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,080 - We caught her. We finally caught her. 525 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:04,852 - Let her go, guys. 526 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:08,593 - I think maybe you need to put down that weapon, hon. 527 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,229 - You don't want to kill her. 528 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,999 Sure, some of the rumors about her are true, 529 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:16,141 but the real issue is you're scared she may be right 530 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,412 about what you need for yourself. 531 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,517 And that's why this decision is one of the hardest 532 00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,554 you've ever had to make. 533 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:23,957 - She lost it. - I think she has a point. 534 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,727 - Almost sounds more about her than us. 535 00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:27,965 - Tough tits, gal. We're doing this for Heather. 536 00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,537 It's what Tessa did in the third episode last season 537 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,508 for Jeanette-- - Ugh, more Shit Wives stuff? 538 00:20:32,574 --> 00:20:33,676 Come on. 539 00:20:33,743 --> 00:20:35,547 - That's not why Tessa shot Jeanette's husband. 540 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:36,983 She did it because he bankrolled 541 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,855 his ex-wife for her new Gemini beauty line. 542 00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:42,126 - You watch Shit Wives of Myrtle Beach? 543 00:20:42,193 --> 00:20:45,266 - Watch it? Hell, I swim down there and have dinner 544 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:46,636 with them every other month. 545 00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:48,272 And if you want the goss-- 546 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:49,407 DORLENE: Ooh, dish, baby. 547 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:50,911 DURLAWN: What's Jessica Junior like? 548 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:54,250 - Ugh, the literal worst, and I dated a basilisk. 549 00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:55,921 - Bye, fish lady. 550 00:20:55,987 --> 00:20:59,595 - Yeah, next Sunday it is, and I'll bring the net. 551 00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,699 [laughing] I don't trust you anymore. 552 00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,937 - Wow, it's good to see you making friends. 553 00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:04,972 - I think it'll take a while 554 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:07,911 to, like, let them know I did eat Heather. 555 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,849 [chuckles] 556 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,719 I thought you didn't want to see me again. 557 00:21:11,786 --> 00:21:14,457 - I couldn't let you get captured. 558 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:17,230 I don't want to say we'll never see each other again. 559 00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,000 - Hey, give me your arm. 560 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:20,937 [shell whooshes] 561 00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:23,342 [tender music] 562 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,279 If you decide to leave your life behind 563 00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:27,049 or you want to see me, 564 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:31,024 you can press this tattoo and call my name five times. 565 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,426 - Huh, kind of like Candyman. 566 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,865 - Just like Candyman. 567 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:41,444 ♪♪ ♪♪ 568 00:21:57,544 --> 00:21:59,280 [Frances squawks] - [crying] 569 00:21:59,347 --> 00:22:01,886 - [mutters] 570 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,596 - Ah, what? What? 571 00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:08,566 Don't strong-arm me, Snakey. [Frances screeches] 572 00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,570 Chrissy, you're back. 573 00:22:10,637 --> 00:22:12,173 How'd it go out there? 574 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,442 Have a little Rumspringa? 575 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,246 - I called you, and you didn't come. 576 00:22:15,312 --> 00:22:17,016 That's what happened. - Oh, shit. 577 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,218 Sorry, hon. 578 00:22:18,285 --> 00:22:20,590 Snake started pushing his drug stash on everyone 579 00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:22,460 like some kind of methed-out ice cream man. 580 00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,930 I think he's got a genuine problem. 581 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,101 - I really needed you, and you didn't show. 582 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,971 You and mom both fucking suck. 583 00:22:28,038 --> 00:22:29,374 - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 584 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,744 Where are you going? - To Bennigan's. 585 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:31,979 I know he hates me right now, 586 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,417 but he may at least mildly give a shit about me. 587 00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:36,187 Don't follow me. - No, I-I-I-- 588 00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,724 Aw, shit. Aw, shit. 589 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,095 Aw, shit. Aw, shit! [objects clatter] 590 00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:41,499 This is all your fault. 591 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,774 What are you, my sponsor? 592 00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:48,880 Oh, yeah. Okay. 593 00:22:48,947 --> 00:22:49,848 Thank you. 594 00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:56,394 [engine revs, stops] 595 00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:59,668 - Laur, you made it back in one piece, huh? 596 00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:02,473 A little R&R didn't kill you. - Almost. 597 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:04,477 But, yeah, you were right. I-I needed that. 598 00:23:04,545 --> 00:23:05,880 Thanks for letting me stay. 599 00:23:05,947 --> 00:23:07,718 - Sure did make a big splash with my cousins. 600 00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,256 Now they're going to make sea hag T-shirts, 601 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:11,926 sea hag bags, sea hag necklaces. 602 00:23:11,993 --> 00:23:14,397 And they're opening up a gift shop to sell novelty items. 603 00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,067 - It's all about perspective, right? 604 00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:18,071 - I guess. What are you doing here anyway? 605 00:23:18,138 --> 00:23:20,242 I thought you'd be going to find Chrissy by now. 606 00:23:20,309 --> 00:23:21,946 - Yeah, you know, I-I just figure, 607 00:23:22,013 --> 00:23:24,952 when Chrissy's ready, she'll come home. 608 00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:28,325 Right? 609 00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:30,697 As soon as I rebuild it. - Mm-hmm. 610 00:23:30,764 --> 00:23:33,235 If you need a good contractor, Dorlene is excellent. 611 00:23:33,302 --> 00:23:34,939 She charges way too much, 612 00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:37,343 but give her a bag of Bugles, she'll take 10% off the top. 613 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,715 [tender music] 614 00:23:39,782 --> 00:23:42,821 - Yeah, she'll come around when she's ready. 615 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,898 [doorbell rings] 616 00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:53,008 - Huh. They know I'm coming. 617 00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:56,849 ♪♪ ♪♪ 618 00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:58,953 Hello? 619 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,857 Anybody home? 620 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,567 [ominous music] 621 00:24:05,634 --> 00:24:07,236 [muffled shouting] 622 00:24:07,303 --> 00:24:09,007 Bennigan, oh, my God. What-- 623 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,277 [shouting continues, Bennigan gasps] 624 00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:12,914 - We meet again. 625 00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:14,752 - What? Who the hell are you? 626 00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:18,493 - Who the hell am I? Uh, your archnemesis. 627 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:20,429 - Archnemesis? I don't even know you. 628 00:24:20,497 --> 00:24:21,866 - You don't even-- - Fuck. 629 00:24:21,932 --> 00:24:24,304 Did you do this because of me? - Yes! 630 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:27,376 - Are you fucking kidding me? It never stops. 631 00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:30,282 - It does now. 632 00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:34,223 ♪♪ ♪♪