1 00:00:02,953 --> 00:00:04,352 Chrissy: [gasps] - hungry? 2 00:00:04,455 --> 00:00:06,705 Chrissy: I really needed you, and you didn't show. 3 00:00:06,824 --> 00:00:08,323 You and mom both fucking suck. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,858 Satan: Where are you going? - To bennigan's. 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,543 I know he hates me right now, 6 00:00:11,662 --> 00:00:14,529 but he may at least mildly give a shit about me. 7 00:00:14,632 --> 00:00:16,382 Hello? Anybody home? 8 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,083 - [muffled groan] - bennigan! 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,753 Oh, my god, what-- - we meet again. 10 00:00:20,838 --> 00:00:23,555 - Are you fucking kidding me? It never stops. 11 00:00:23,674 --> 00:00:26,508 - It does now. 12 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,096 [laughs evilly] 13 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:32,431 - [whimpers] 14 00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:33,849 - it is time to kill you, 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,351 not because you're the disgusting spawn of satan 16 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,270 or that the entirety of the universe 17 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:40,055 will rot simply due to your presence, 18 00:00:40,157 --> 00:00:42,107 not even because you're a woman, 19 00:00:42,193 --> 00:00:43,108 but for the sole reason 20 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:45,527 you are why I got my dick shot off. 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,246 Prepare to die. 22 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:49,448 - Then just fucking do it. 23 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,066 - Wait, what? 24 00:00:51,168 --> 00:00:53,285 - Every damn day, I fuck something else up. 25 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:56,789 I destroyed half this town, humiliated my best friend. 26 00:00:56,874 --> 00:00:59,407 Apparently, I got this uggo's dick shot off. 27 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:01,794 So do it. I'm done being the antichrist. 28 00:01:01,879 --> 00:01:03,462 I don't care. - Chrissy-- 29 00:01:03,547 --> 00:01:05,380 - well, I mean, you have to care a little. 30 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,082 - Nope. - I was expecting 31 00:01:07,184 --> 00:01:08,851 a bit of a fight. - Oh, were you? 32 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:10,085 - My journey's been epic and-- 33 00:01:10,187 --> 00:01:12,020 - shut up and just kill me, you little bitch! 34 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,922 - Fine! Whatever! 35 00:01:14,024 --> 00:01:15,474 Laser. [whirring] 36 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:16,975 - chrissy! 37 00:01:17,061 --> 00:01:17,976 - [laughing evilly] 38 00:01:18,062 --> 00:01:19,394 [zapping] 39 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,096 oh, this--oh, it burns! 40 00:01:21,198 --> 00:01:22,898 My metal dick's conductive. 41 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,099 Ugh! 42 00:01:24,201 --> 00:01:25,234 Boot smash! [thump] 43 00:01:28,372 --> 00:01:30,038 - and who the hell are you? 44 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,157 - We... 45 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:35,377 Are your siblings. 46 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,380 [ominous music] 47 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,366 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,286 - half siblings, to be exact, on the paternal side. 49 00:01:44,388 --> 00:01:46,255 - Does this mean we could share clothes? 50 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,923 Because that cape is really nice. 51 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,175 - Satan has tried for eons to produce an heir 52 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:51,927 capable of maximus dawnus. 53 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,929 And he finally found what he wanted 54 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,981 when you made that hole in the sky. 55 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,300 - So none of you shed first blood? 56 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,518 - Not in the way you mean, 57 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,570 though my moon cycle has always been heavy. 58 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,821 - But why me? 59 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,406 - That we don't know. Dia: Vanessa. 60 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,575 We must get home before he catches our scent. 61 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,994 - Come with us to the realm where all your siblings live, 62 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:11,330 where you belong. 63 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:12,748 [whooshing] 64 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,416 siblings, we March. 65 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,085 - Wait, chrissy, stop. 66 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,504 Do you really think the world would be 67 00:02:18,622 --> 00:02:20,155 better off without you? 68 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:21,874 - You, of all people, should know that. 69 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,458 - Chrissy, you can't be... 70 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:25,994 ...Serious. 71 00:02:26,096 --> 00:02:28,163 - Dang. Been there, bro. 72 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:29,998 [whooshing] - wait, where are you-- 73 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,683 I have so many questions. 74 00:02:31,802 --> 00:02:33,519 Chew: Happy to answer them along the way. 75 00:02:33,637 --> 00:02:37,839 Name's chew, chuggie pilot, and satan's spawn number 143, 76 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:40,108 conceived on the slomdom mountains. 77 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,393 - Dia, number 13, 78 00:02:41,478 --> 00:02:43,946 conceived under the arboral realm's muck-tree. 79 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,564 - Chrissy, number 69. 80 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:47,733 No interest in knowing how I was conceived. 81 00:02:47,818 --> 00:02:49,017 Bleep, blop, bloop. 82 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:51,069 - We've been watching you for a while now... 83 00:02:52,122 --> 00:02:53,789 ..Keeping our distance, 84 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,657 staying in the shadows. 85 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,125 [squawk] 86 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,127 we were just waiting for the right time 87 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,797 to make ourselves known. 88 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,632 - Cool, cool. 89 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,868 So I go with you, and then you reveal your secret plan 90 00:03:06,971 --> 00:03:08,804 to feed my kidneys to a leviathan, yeah? 91 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,839 Gift my eyes to your icey dragon king? 92 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,975 - [chuckles] we don't want anything from you, 93 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,376 dear sister. - Then why? 94 00:03:14,478 --> 00:03:16,645 What do you-- - because we're family. 95 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,880 - You're probably lying, but fuck it. 96 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:20,566 I got nothing to lose. 97 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:22,217 Vanessa: You're gonna want to hang on here. 98 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:24,353 - Wanda ain't as lubed as she used to be. 99 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,488 [wanda growls] - sorry, wanda. 100 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,023 - [moaning] 101 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,524 - yeehaw! 102 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,893 Giddyup! Giiiidyup! 103 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:33,495 Look at her go! 104 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:36,248 - Whew. - One wheelbarrow of ash down. 105 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:37,749 A few thousand more to go. 106 00:03:37,868 --> 00:03:39,234 - I'll add you to the pile 107 00:03:39,336 --> 00:03:40,702 if you don't shut up and get useful. 108 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,255 - Cool. Yeah, I'll just move this pile of splintered wood 109 00:03:43,374 --> 00:03:45,073 over to that pile of splintered wood. 110 00:03:45,175 --> 00:03:46,574 - [phone rings] erwin: Fucking idiot. 111 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:48,076 - Bennigan, let's do it this way. 112 00:03:48,178 --> 00:03:49,678 If I ever do watch "seventh heaven" 113 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,513 and want to talk about it, I'll call you. 114 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,515 I don't--wait, what? 115 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,350 What? What! 116 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,469 - All right, where's my rejeculates? 117 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,471 - You're too late, asshole. They took chrissy. 118 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:02,024 - Technically, she followed them through a portal, 119 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,358 no hesitation. 120 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,310 - Aw, fuck, I gotta move fast. 121 00:04:05,396 --> 00:04:07,479 My litter'll corrupt her more than I ever could. 122 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:08,981 - Your litter? Oh, jesus. 123 00:04:09,066 --> 00:04:10,482 How many of your shit kids are there? 124 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,284 - I don't know, hundreds, thousands. 125 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:13,702 I've been spreading my seed 126 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,487 since I was farted into existence. 127 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:16,571 - God, you're relentless. 128 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,073 Just show me where they took her. 129 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,742 - Those bastards hide out in the far ends of the demicorp. 130 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,077 Needle in a haystack. 131 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,829 The only way to track 'em down 132 00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:25,881 is the labyrinth of stercus urino. 133 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,634 Makes the minoan labyrinth look like a corn maze. 134 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:31,219 If you can reach the center, it'll tell you any truth, 135 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,005 including where to find chrissy. 136 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:35,507 - Like a magical ask jeeves? 137 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:37,559 - Who's this generic brand van helsing? 138 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:40,345 - The loser we taught a lesson to at the taco chateau. 139 00:04:40,431 --> 00:04:41,563 - The what? - A-are you serious? 140 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,648 You were inside of a chicken. 141 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:44,182 People were shooting their dicks off. 142 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:46,568 - Oh, yeah, the chicken, yeah, that was--that was fun stuff. 143 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,687 Anyway, when we get to the center of the maze, 144 00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:50,355 we're gonna need a soul sacrifice. 145 00:04:50,441 --> 00:04:54,326 - [whimpering] oh, no, no, no. 146 00:04:54,445 --> 00:04:55,327 [whoosh] 147 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:57,029 chew: Yee-haw! 148 00:04:57,114 --> 00:04:59,998 Vanessa: Welcome to the realm of primum flatus, 149 00:05:00,117 --> 00:05:04,670 a place forgotten by time, and more importantly, him. 150 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:08,656 Bystander: Oh, look, someone's here. 151 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:10,092 - [groans/moans] ahh... 152 00:05:10,928 --> 00:05:13,512 - Guess who's getting extra bat clit stew tonight? 153 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,013 - [gasps] 154 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:17,716 [dramatic music] 155 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:20,519 ♪ ♪ 156 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,554 are you telling me everyone here... 157 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:24,639 - Was sired by our father, yes. 158 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,525 - Wow, so that guy does not like condoms, huh? 159 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,310 - Hey, ho! Vanessa's back! 160 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,362 - And she brought our sister! Ha ha! 161 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:31,813 - Hiya, chrissy. 162 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,983 I'm millipede number 323, gwaelod realm, 163 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:37,486 conceived at a mud pit key party. 164 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,038 - This is klibguck 583 from wadkin, 165 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:42,524 richard kind from earth, yorke from ruddy-oh-- 166 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:44,659 - ow! Sploogel, you stepped on my foot. 167 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,662 What's the matter with you? - That was entirely my fault. 168 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,548 I was excited to see our sister. 169 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:51,216 My b, brother richard. 170 00:05:51,335 --> 00:05:53,034 - Not a problem, brother sploogel. 171 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,553 Arm in arm together. 172 00:05:54,671 --> 00:05:56,538 - Arm in arm, together. 173 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,207 - Getting some real "wild, wild country" vibes here. 174 00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:01,009 - I don't blame you for being skeptical. 175 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,544 Our father invented deception. 176 00:06:02,646 --> 00:06:04,679 His poison once infected all of us. 177 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:07,182 But over time, we found and healed each other, 178 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,051 learned to live in harmony, and built this, 179 00:06:10,154 --> 00:06:11,520 the village of the found, 180 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,106 the true anarchistic socialist utopia. 181 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:17,659 Unlike that libertarian asshole, we mean it. 182 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,060 - What's this? 183 00:06:19,163 --> 00:06:21,530 Vanessa: The pile of stuff. 184 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,449 Here, we place our most cherished possessions. 185 00:06:24,535 --> 00:06:26,835 Aw, brother yorke's first violin 186 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,204 and booties we made for millipede to keep him warm 187 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,006 his first winter here. 188 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,708 And that's my golden turd. 189 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,378 - Ah, this is...Something. 190 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,413 - This pile reminds us, although it took us time, 191 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:41,749 in this village, we found our place, our home. 192 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:44,136 - Hm, home. 193 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,639 [siren blaring] - furries are attacking! 194 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:49,090 To the west! - Chrissy, close to me. 195 00:06:49,193 --> 00:06:51,359 Townsperson: They are coming! They are near! 196 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,862 - Furries, like yiff stuff? No judgment. 197 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,480 - No, they're ancient destructive creatures 198 00:06:55,566 --> 00:06:57,816 who ravage our lands and have slain many of our brethren. 199 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,701 - All right, so what do you want me to do, explode them, 200 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,453 set them on fire? Vanessa: No, chrissy. 201 00:07:01,572 --> 00:07:03,438 Our most important rule-- we don't kill here. 202 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:05,791 Selfishness, cruelty-- that's our father's way. 203 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,493 All we ask is you comply with our rules while you're here. 204 00:07:08,579 --> 00:07:10,162 - I'm real sick of rules, 205 00:07:10,247 --> 00:07:12,330 but no killing's okay, I guess. 206 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:15,383 [exciting music] 207 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:20,972 ♪ ♪ 208 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:23,475 [overlapping shouting] 209 00:07:23,594 --> 00:07:26,812 [furries growling, snarling] 210 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:29,464 - uh, are you sure you don't want to kill these guys? 211 00:07:29,566 --> 00:07:32,300 - Non-lethal force only. Let's go. 212 00:07:32,402 --> 00:07:33,435 Ugh! 213 00:07:37,107 --> 00:07:38,273 - Ugh! 214 00:07:39,109 --> 00:07:40,659 Chew: [grunts] 215 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:41,993 rock wall! 216 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:44,613 - Wow. 217 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,617 Chew: Secrete that secretion! Yeah! 218 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,086 Chrissy: Go, yorke! 219 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,822 ♪ ♪ 220 00:07:54,925 --> 00:07:56,424 - [snarling] 221 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,627 - this one's stubborn. - Perfect. 222 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,929 This is our chance. Bonds! 223 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,265 [chains rattling] 224 00:08:06,136 --> 00:08:07,636 - [growling] 225 00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:17,178 townsperson: Oh, no! Vanessa! - [snarling, growling] 226 00:08:17,281 --> 00:08:19,147 chew: Watch out! 227 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:26,705 - Someone order some divine bonds, extra spicy? 228 00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:29,457 Yorke: Oh, I love that pun! 229 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,527 - Chrissy, we've been trying to capture a furry for decades 230 00:08:32,629 --> 00:08:35,163 but never had enough power to keep one chained, 231 00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,864 no matter how many people had hands on it. 232 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,501 - Nor how many hands people had. 233 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,503 Yorke: Chrissy finally did it! 234 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,054 Three cheers for chrissy! 235 00:08:43,173 --> 00:08:46,207 All: [chanting] kerple kerple kwa! Kerple kerple kwa! 236 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:47,842 Kerple kerple kwa! 237 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,312 - Uh, ha ha, okay, yeah. Kerple, baby. 238 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:55,750 - Oh, somebody just kill me, please. 239 00:08:55,852 --> 00:08:57,435 - Not yet. Come on, fuckhead. 240 00:08:57,554 --> 00:08:58,720 Stop dicking around. 241 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:02,057 Unshaven man: I cannot dick around! 242 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,060 - Oh, jesus, what the-- 243 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,879 satan: Labyrinth rules-- no tools, no magic. 244 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,482 Only got our strength and our wits to get us through. 245 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,400 - God, well, it would have been nice to know that 246 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,936 before I swallowed a pile of bones. 247 00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:17,939 Luduan: [deep, gravelly voice] behold me, the luduan, 248 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:19,624 spirit of this labyrinth. 249 00:09:19,743 --> 00:09:22,961 Reveal to me your truth, and I shall show you mine. 250 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,612 - Fuck this. Left or right? 251 00:09:24,715 --> 00:09:25,914 - Yeah, riddles are bullshit. 252 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,134 - Witness me in all my uselessness. 253 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:30,752 [cracking] 254 00:09:31,922 --> 00:09:34,139 laura: Oh, holy fuck. 255 00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:36,424 [speaking latin, voice echoes] 256 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,843 - and you always said I never listen. 257 00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:41,630 - [growls] 258 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,798 satan: Fuck, he's s fast! 259 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,467 - It's my fault we're in this mess. 260 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,001 What kind of mom alienates her daughter 261 00:09:47,104 --> 00:09:48,553 over a stupid dirty dish? 262 00:09:48,639 --> 00:09:49,888 - Well, actually, we're in this mess 263 00:09:49,973 --> 00:09:52,140 because I made chrissy go on a lethal rumspringa. 264 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,558 - Oh, you always have to one-up me. 265 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,610 [footsteps thudding] 266 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,246 - [growls] 267 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,649 - hey, asshole, I've seen bigger horns on pygmy goats, 268 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:02,951 you overgrown housecat. 269 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,819 - [growls] 270 00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,454 [birds chirping] 271 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,293 - uh, ah! [thud] 272 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:13,345 - sick moves back there, baby. 273 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:14,829 - Never been an ancient maze 274 00:10:14,931 --> 00:10:16,631 that could keep laura feinberg from the center, 275 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,832 no matter how convoluted. 276 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,851 - Insert g-spot joke here. 277 00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:20,885 - Ugh. - [laughs] 278 00:10:20,971 --> 00:10:24,022 - aaaaah! 279 00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,357 [fireworks popping] 280 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:28,176 - then I said, break a leg? Which one? 281 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:30,178 [laughter] 282 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,013 - a toast to chrissy. 283 00:10:32,115 --> 00:10:35,016 - A true de-light fer lighting up them bonds. 284 00:10:35,118 --> 00:10:36,818 - [laughter] - vanessa: Double! 285 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,903 - You guys were so awesome, I pissed myself. 286 00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:41,873 Dia, your giant fists, like, boom! 287 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,908 Millipede's fluid trap-- outta control! 288 00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:46,378 - What can I tell you? I love secreting. 289 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:48,380 - We had to learn our strengths the hard way, 290 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:50,582 even though our father called us worthless duds 291 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,250 for lacking the power of the antichrist. 292 00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:53,534 - He punished us for it. 293 00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:54,869 Chew: He done rip my mama in two 294 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:57,589 once he figured I wasn't no antichrist. 295 00:10:57,674 --> 00:11:01,259 Millipede: He abandoned me in a realm of poisonous vipers. 296 00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:04,312 In order to survive, I ate every single one. 297 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,480 - [whimpers] 298 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,516 - I was a toddler and a vegetarian. 299 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,852 - We don't want anyone to suffer as we have. 300 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,154 - So that's why you won't kill those testes with teeth? 301 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,157 Dia: We passively battled them for decades, kept them at bay. 302 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,059 - But now that we've finally detained one, 303 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:21,162 we have a new goal-- rehabilitation. 304 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,615 - You really think you can rehab that? 305 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,451 Vanessa: We believe every creature is capable of change. 306 00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:29,504 We were all, at one point, considered monsters. 307 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,956 - With you supercharging our divine bonds, 308 00:11:32,042 --> 00:11:34,909 we can peacefully detain and reform them all. 309 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:36,344 - [growling] 310 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,631 - oh, uh, by the way, I made you something, chrissy. 311 00:11:39,716 --> 00:11:40,965 - Whoa, you made this for me? 312 00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:43,518 - Of course! You're family. 313 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,755 D what says family more than a doll likeness of yourself? 314 00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,724 - Yeah, this could go on the pile. 315 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,192 Yorke: ♪ oh... ♪ dia: Yorke's singing! 316 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,894 Yorke: ♪ sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ♪ 317 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,529 ♪ and fair and full of fervor ♪ 318 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,147 ♪ 'tis one you've never before ♪ 319 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,782 ♪ and one to look no further ♪ 320 00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,767 ♪ I found myself beyond the path ♪ 321 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,436 ♪ beyond the realm of pwerkle ♪ 322 00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:03,288 ♪ and that is where I first met her ♪ 323 00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:04,956 ♪ the creature known as glerpo ♪ 324 00:12:05,075 --> 00:12:06,825 all: ♪ glerpo, glerpo, glerpo, yo ♪ 325 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,276 ♪ glerpo, glerpo, dah! ♪ 326 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:09,911 [song echoes, fades] 327 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,299 - [humming glerpo song] 328 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:18,169 he-hey, mopo, how's it hanging? 329 00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:20,121 - High and tight, chrissy. 330 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:22,340 - Soil's looking fertile, richard. 331 00:12:22,426 --> 00:12:24,726 - Ah, thanks, chrissy. Dope harvest ahead. 332 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,478 - [speaking gibberish] 333 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,229 - [speaking gibberish] ooh! 334 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,647 - [chuckles] meow! 335 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,403 Looking good, little chrissy. 336 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,572 Vanessa: And so its fluoroantimonic 337 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,742 projection rate's down to 10.38 acidic discharge per etra. 338 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,361 And its public masturbation has halted. 339 00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:45,813 You hear that, chrissy? A significant change. 340 00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:48,500 - Last week, that thing was yanking it ten times a day. 341 00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:50,001 Maybe rehabilitation is possible. 342 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,819 - Whoo! - Yeah! 343 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:55,006 - Tonight we can roll out the divine bond motherlode 344 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,258 to wrangle all the furries for rehabilitation 345 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,660 and at long last put an end to this war. 346 00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:02,180 - All of them, here? [chuckles] tonight? 347 00:13:02,299 --> 00:13:04,265 - Tonight, the war ends. 348 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,517 Kerple! 349 00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:07,469 - Um, just throwing this out there, but, uh, 350 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,770 does anyone else think that summoning 351 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,438 a horde of acid-spewing scrotum monsters 352 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,640 to our home is a bit...Hasty? 353 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,809 - With your charge and our will, 354 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,613 we can accomplish anything, arm in arm together. 355 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,865 - [growls softly] - arm in arm together. 356 00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:22,617 Right. 357 00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:25,703 - Oh, hi, randall. How's tanya? 358 00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:27,489 Did you tell her you got laid off? 359 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,457 - Dinner. Satan: How's it looking? 360 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,159 - Stay clear of zone 12. 361 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,211 Crow scouts reporting luduan movements there. 362 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,296 And zone 43 is all dead ends. 363 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,965 - I rescoped zone 80. 364 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,801 There's a path we haven't tried, a right past lava lake. 365 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,869 - Can't forget that left past lava lake. 366 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,055 - Puddin' brain over here fell into a pit 367 00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:45,223 of carnivorous slugs. 368 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,175 Both: The slime! The teeth! 369 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,227 - What about when he shit his pants in the carcass room? 370 00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:50,845 Remember that? - Stop making fun of me, 371 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,896 mom and dad. Satan: [laughing] 372 00:13:52,015 --> 00:13:53,181 - all right, well, listen. 373 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,766 Maybe we should try your lead then. 374 00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,100 Maybe this is it. 375 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:58,069 - We're going to get her back. 376 00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,737 - [chewing] 377 00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:01,356 if I got to listen to this fucking guy 378 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,608 chew with his mouth open one more time, 379 00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:05,577 I'm finding a new soul sacrifice. 380 00:14:05,695 --> 00:14:07,028 And I mean it this time! 381 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,329 - What are those? 382 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,582 - Found them this morning on the frumble trail. 383 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,534 Been looking for something to keep me regular, 384 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,003 and let me tell you, these are doing it. 385 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,121 - You fucking idiot! Those are lobanda nuts. 386 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:18,840 They give off the scent of young urlorooloos, 387 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,592 which are the main food source of-- 388 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:21,759 - [growls] laura: Ah! 389 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:23,261 Oh, my god, I knew it. 390 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,412 - [growls] 391 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,799 darlene: I'm all for big romantic gestures, benny, 392 00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:30,718 boom boxes outside of windows, kissing upside down, 393 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,437 a wet ryan gosling. 394 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,722 But listen, if laura hasn't found chrissy for weeks, 395 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,224 how do you expect to find chrissy? 396 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,859 I mean, look at that body. 397 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,528 - I have not and will not look at miss feinberg's naked body. 398 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,980 And I have to do this. 399 00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,948 I haven't been able to stop thinking about how chrissy 400 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,567 felt like she had no one left. 401 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,368 Maybe I ignored her for too long. 402 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,704 I was hurt, but I didn't want to send her to her own doom 403 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,389 in some demonic timbuktu. 404 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,358 She's my friend. I have to set this right. 405 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,610 - I ever tell you you're incredibly self-examined 406 00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:57,128 for a 13-year-old? 407 00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:59,497 - I'm going to do my best and probably die trying. 408 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,249 Wish me luck. 409 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,117 You sure this is exactly how laura did it? 410 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:05,086 - Sure as sure can be sure. 411 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,421 [squawk] 412 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:09,591 - detrahet mi magicae terra! 413 00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,762 - Oh, I just remembered laura uses her left hand 414 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,130 to slice the chicken. 415 00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,182 Ah, I'm sure magic's ambidextrous. 416 00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:21,469 - From my personal experience with criss angel, uh, yeah. 417 00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,472 - Ooh, criss angel, wrap me up in your dirty hair. 418 00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:27,442 I'd let him go ambidextrous on me all night. 419 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,993 [laughter] 420 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,662 how about a drink, huh? 421 00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,447 - You don't have to ask me twice. 422 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,865 - Ho-ly 423 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,618 shiiiit! [echoing] 424 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,008 hello? 425 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:45,826 Chrissy? Miss feinberg? 426 00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:48,046 Mr. Satan? Anyone? 427 00:15:48,131 --> 00:15:51,499 - [eerie, guttural muttering] 428 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,751 - [screams] 429 00:15:58,408 --> 00:15:59,607 the furries come ♪ 430 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:00,941 - are you ready, richard? 431 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,744 - I was born ready, big sis! 432 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,213 [yorke singing in background] 433 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,498 chew: You got this, chrissy. 434 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,673 Chew: Oh, ho, ho! Way to go, chrissy! 435 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:16,891 - Yorke! 436 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,345 ♪ 437 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,981 - [snarling, growling] 438 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,351 satan: Shit! Wrong right! 439 00:16:26,436 --> 00:16:27,968 That's the dark matter end! 440 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,137 We fall in. We cease to exist. 441 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,973 Luduan: There is no way to find truth 442 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,576 but through that which you seek. 443 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,479 [all screaming] 444 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,648 laura: Oh! 445 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,949 Uh, fuck. 446 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,785 Oh, my god. Holy shit. 447 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,536 Is this actually it? 448 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:47,588 - Look, I've had a hell of a life. 449 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,824 I've slayed an insane amount of poon, 450 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,876 like cosmically large amount of poon. 451 00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:53,878 - God, point, get to the point! 452 00:16:53,963 --> 00:16:55,713 - The point is, out of all of it, 453 00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:59,434 the time we spent together was the least bad. 454 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,352 - Maybe that time wasn't the absolute worst 455 00:17:01,471 --> 00:17:02,670 for me too, okay? 456 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,056 - My mission to kill the demon child was misguided. 457 00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,058 I am not my genitalia. 458 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:09,360 A life can't be built around revenge, 459 00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:10,895 especially against a girl 460 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,847 whose home life is so clearly dysfunctional. 461 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,014 - Yeah, we don't need him anymore. 462 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,566 - I'm kicking him the fuck off. - No-- 463 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:16,901 laura: [screams] 464 00:17:16,986 --> 00:17:18,119 whoa, whoa. 465 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,122 Luduan: Wow, just in the nick of time. 466 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,690 Congrats, you beat the labyrinth. 467 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:23,858 - What the fuck was that? 468 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,860 - I told you at the start, 469 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,580 reveal your truth to me, and I'll reveal mine to you. 470 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,966 - What you getting at? - Was it the poon thing? No. 471 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,418 [all growling] 472 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:35,536 - [yells] ah! 473 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,388 Yes, yes, yes. 474 00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,724 [chains rattling] 475 00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:46,931 - the plan is working. 476 00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:48,549 Just keep him off richard, and we win this. 477 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,318 - [snarling] 478 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,186 - they're breaking through the line! 479 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,692 - The stage where yorke taught me chop suey! 480 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,660 Vanessa: Focus on the mission! Their numbers are thinning. 481 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,728 - Chew! 482 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,663 - Don't you fret! I got another. 483 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,915 - There's too many. We're losing. 484 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,900 They're never going to stop. - Snap out of it. 485 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,919 We almost have them. - We're losing our home. 486 00:18:08,037 --> 00:18:09,170 [boom] 487 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,840 - not the pile. No! 488 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,375 - Chrissy, we need you here-- 489 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,043 now! 490 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,078 - [grumbling] 491 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,047 - get away! Stop! 492 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,016 - [snarling, grumbling] 493 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,751 - I said stop! 494 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,436 Chew: Wait, no! Vanessa: Sister, stop! 495 00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:26,921 This is not our way! 496 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:27,922 Chrissy: There was one over here. 497 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,590 - [screams] 498 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,025 chrissy: Richard! 499 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,927 Richard: Oh, no, the motherlode! 500 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,429 - [all screaming] - [growls] 501 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,932 resident: Ah! Help me! 502 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,267 Richard: What are you doing? Vanessa: Chrissy, no, please! 503 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,403 All we've tried to teach you, all we stand for. 504 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,771 - I have no choice. 505 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,206 The motherlode is gone. 506 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,792 If we don't destroy them, they will destroy us. 507 00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:50,444 Richard: She's killing them! - Uh, no, no. 508 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,712 Please stop! 509 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,465 [dark music] 510 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,867 wait, chrissy. 511 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,502 Chrissy, wait! 512 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,573 - [muttering] 513 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:03,674 [thud] 514 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,177 - millipede! - What did you do, milly? 515 00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:09,263 - Why? Why? 516 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:13,017 - Arm in arm...Together. 517 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,852 Ugh. 518 00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:17,522 - What did you do? - I didn't mean to. 519 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,157 - I'll kill her! - No, come on, richard. 520 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:20,691 - Do you realize who she just killed? 521 00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:22,777 - He jumped in front of me. - I'll rip her apart. 522 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,246 - No, richard! This is not who we are. 523 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:28,416 - I want to kill her. I want to rip her throat out. 524 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,785 - Brethren, please, we cannot let her 525 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,670 ego and violence taint our family 526 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:34,172 any more than it already has. - What? 527 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:36,290 No, I was just trying to save us. 528 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,043 The town was burning, and I had to do something. 529 00:19:39,128 --> 00:19:40,511 - Our plan was working. 530 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,847 But now our siblings are dead, one by your hands. 531 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:45,299 You've ruined us more than the furries ever could. 532 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,351 We should have never brought you here. 533 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:51,138 You're just what satan designed you to be, a destroyer. 534 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,107 - No. 535 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,559 I know who I am. 536 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:57,395 I make my own choices, live for myself, 537 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,897 unlike all of you living your whole lives 538 00:19:59,983 --> 00:20:01,699 as victims of our father. 539 00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:04,318 And neither of my parents would have blown a fucking whistle 540 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,120 inviting monsters to tear our home 541 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,455 and family limb from limb. 542 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,824 - Please, just go. 543 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,660 [somber music] 544 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:17,331 ♪ ♪ 545 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,254 - [purring] - [paws thumping] 546 00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:24,589 [bell ringing] 547 00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:28,175 - okay, what truth do you want to know? 548 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,144 - Are you fucking kidding me? Satan: All that for this? 549 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,263 Don't we need to sacrifice this guy? 550 00:20:32,348 --> 00:20:33,598 - What? Nah. 551 00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:35,349 That's not part of this thing at all. 552 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,817 - I didn't know shit about this maze. 553 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,985 - Where's my daughter? 554 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,155 - At the residence of darlene garrity 555 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,574 in middletown, delaware. 556 00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:45,943 - [laughs] that's where our bodies are. 557 00:20:46,029 --> 00:20:47,194 Fuck, I love irony. 558 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,497 - She's listening to darlene tell a story 559 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,283 about how her bras are smelling different lately. 560 00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:54,868 - She came back? 561 00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:56,187 Unshaven man: Woo-hoo! 562 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,256 This really all worked out, huh, gang? 563 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,091 - Sure you don't need us to kill him? 564 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:11,269 Angel: Mm, bennigan aquino, [chuckles] second child 565 00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:13,554 of dante and amalia, loves painting, 566 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,389 and movies where protagonists reveal 567 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,392 they were wearing bulletproof vests the entire time. 568 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,593 Hm? 569 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:24,065 - Oh, my goodness, are you...A fairy? 570 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,432 - Man, do I look like-- 571 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,452 [chuckles] no, guess again, 572 00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:31,122 a little bigger, a little holier. 573 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,124 - [gasps] an angel? 574 00:21:33,242 --> 00:21:35,409 - [laughs] you're quick-witted. 575 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,128 I like that. 576 00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:39,297 And that's exactly why we have chosen you 577 00:21:39,415 --> 00:21:41,749 for a very specific job. - A job? 578 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:45,336 - Boss man wants you to be his little warrior. 579 00:21:45,421 --> 00:21:47,588 - Me? A warrior? 580 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,723 [thud] 581 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,726 e underwire 'cause that was poking me. 582 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,427 - Chrissy? 583 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,429 Hey, sweetie. 584 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,649 I am so incredibly sorry. 585 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,485 - [sniffs] ugh, holy shit, you smell like rot. 586 00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:04,739 Come on, give it back to me. 587 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:09,026 - Uh, okay, you smell like a hippie commune burnt down 588 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,028 and got washed away with vinegar? 589 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,531 Oh. 590 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,434 - The whole family's back together, 591 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,903 classic us, yucking it up. 592 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,422 - Get out now. Don't fucking look at me. 593 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,840 - So you need a little space? 594 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,726 - Outside, so you don't stain darlene's carpet. 595 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,345 - Leney, babe, ready for round 12? 596 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,896 I'll wear the ribbed morphsuit you-- 597 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,264 - uh... 598 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,567 - Shit, well, cat's out of the bag. 599 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,902 We're fucking! 600 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,905 - Wanna come back with me for a bit, 601 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,973 unpack the journey we had? - Fuck you. 602 00:22:40,076 --> 00:22:41,776 Satan: What? Come on. - Bend your head down 603 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,110 so I can make this quick. 604 00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,363 - I thought the maze, you know, brought us closer. 605 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,198 - Uh-huh. What I said in the labyrinth doesn't count. 606 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,916 I don't think straight when I'm starving, you know. 607 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,835 - If you're still starving, I got something that could-- 608 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,787 [schwing] 609 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,425 - not at all, snakey. 610 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,343 Closer to the top than ever before. 611 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,512 And I got a new angle to get chrissy-- 612 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,013 through her mom. 613 00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:08,519 - There's a fine line between love and hate, my friend. 614 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:12,773 [ominous music] 615 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,176 - no test tomorrow or any morrow. 616 00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:17,945 Be free! Bennigan: Ha! 617 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,563 Well, that, uh, trip with your siblings 618 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:20,948 sure did change you, huh? 619 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,701 - Everyone wants me to be who they think I should be. 620 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,119 F that noise. 621 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,705 You can't straitjacket chrissy feinberg anymore. 622 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,407 I'm a little bit of everything. 623 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,876 I'm gonna be me, baby. 624 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,044 [chuckles] by the way, thanks for being cool and putting 625 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,362 everything behind us, yeah? 626 00:23:35,465 --> 00:23:38,849 - Oh, uh, right, right, of course. 627 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,218 [chuckles awkwardly] hmm. [dog barks] 628 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,889 - [echoing] bennigan... I'm watching you. 629 00:23:46,142 --> 00:23:48,843 I'm just a dog. Woof, woof. 630 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:53,647 - [laughing] 631 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:58,819 yorke: ♪ whoa, sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ♪ 632 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,404 ♪ and bare and full of fervor ♪ 633 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,406 ♪ 'tis one you've never heard before ♪ 634 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,158 ♪ and one to look no further ♪ 635 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,993 ♪ I found myself beyond the path ♪ 636 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,495 ♪ beyond the realm of pwerkle ♪ 637 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,363 ♪ and that is where I first met her ♪ 638 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,998 ♪ the creature known as glerpo ♪ 639 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,083 ♪ oh, glerpo, glerpo, glerpo, yo ♪ 640 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,785 ♪ glerpo, glerpo, dah! ♪ 641 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,738 unshaven man: Ah, a new home in middletown, 642 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,206 a new lease on life. 643 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,091 Now it's time to put my past in the rearview 644 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,878 and become something new, an average joe-- 645 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,546 a former mercenary for the vatican 646 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,915 turned child killer, now just a regular guy. 647 00:24:28,017 --> 00:24:30,601 You might see me around town filling a prescription, 648 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,053 buying loafers, or shopping for bakeware. 649 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,773 Who knows where and how often I might appear? 650 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,942 But I know one thing, those feinbergs 651 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,761 are going to keep getting into horrifying situations. 652 00:24:40,863 --> 00:24:44,231 And if they need my assistance, I'm just around the corner, 653 00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:48,035 as long as they don't try and sacrifice my soul again. 654 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,739 [chuckling] uh, it's an inside joke, and I deserved it. 655 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,407 Okay, where do I sign?