1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:03,083 ERWIN: Previously on "Little Demon"... 2 00:00:03,149 --> 00:00:04,620 CHRISSY: [gasps] - Hungry? 3 00:00:04,686 --> 00:00:06,991 CHRISSY: I really needed you, and you didn't show. 4 00:00:07,057 --> 00:00:08,528 You and Mom both fucking suck. 5 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:10,130 SATAN: Where are you going? - To Bennigan's. 6 00:00:10,197 --> 00:00:11,767 I know he hates me right now, 7 00:00:11,834 --> 00:00:14,840 but he may at least mildly give a shit about me. 8 00:00:14,907 --> 00:00:16,544 Hello? Anybody home? 9 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:18,313 - [muffled groan] - Bennigan! 10 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:21,119 Oh, my God, what-- - We meet again. 11 00:00:21,185 --> 00:00:23,824 - Are you fucking kidding me? It never stops. 12 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,630 - It does now. 13 00:00:28,601 --> 00:00:31,439 [laughs evilly] 14 00:00:31,507 --> 00:00:32,742 - [whimpers] 15 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:34,145 - It is time to kill you, 16 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:36,550 not because you're the disgusting spawn of Satan 17 00:00:36,617 --> 00:00:38,486 or that the entirety of the universe 18 00:00:38,554 --> 00:00:40,290 will rot simply due to your presence, 19 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:42,294 not even because you're a woman, 20 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:43,330 but for the sole reason 21 00:00:43,396 --> 00:00:45,802 you are why I got my dick shot off. 22 00:00:45,868 --> 00:00:47,404 Prepare to die. 23 00:00:47,471 --> 00:00:49,743 - Then just fucking do it. 24 00:00:49,810 --> 00:00:51,312 - Wait, what? 25 00:00:51,379 --> 00:00:53,584 - Every damn day, I fuck something else up. 26 00:00:53,651 --> 00:00:57,191 I destroyed half this town, humiliated my best friend. 27 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,630 Apparently, I got this uggo's dick shot off. 28 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:02,134 So do it. I'm done being the Antichrist. 29 00:01:02,201 --> 00:01:03,704 I don't care. - Chrissy-- 30 00:01:03,771 --> 00:01:05,775 - Well, I mean, you have to care a little. 31 00:01:05,842 --> 00:01:07,344 - Nope. - I was expecting 32 00:01:07,411 --> 00:01:09,148 a bit of a fight. - Oh, were you? 33 00:01:09,215 --> 00:01:10,417 - My journey's been epic and-- 34 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:12,221 - Shut up and just kill me, you little bitch! 35 00:01:12,288 --> 00:01:14,191 - Fine! Whatever! 36 00:01:14,258 --> 00:01:15,795 Laser. [whirring] 37 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,231 - Chrissy! 38 00:01:17,298 --> 00:01:18,400 - [laughing evilly] 39 00:01:18,466 --> 00:01:19,770 [zapping] 40 00:01:19,836 --> 00:01:21,339 Oh, this--oh, it burns! 41 00:01:21,406 --> 00:01:23,109 My metal dick's conductive. 42 00:01:23,176 --> 00:01:24,345 Ugh! 43 00:01:24,412 --> 00:01:25,515 Boot smash! [thump] 44 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:30,457 - And who the hell are you? 45 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,562 - We... 46 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:35,735 are your siblings. 47 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:38,708 [ominous music] 48 00:01:38,774 --> 00:01:41,680 ♪♪ ♪♪ 49 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:44,553 - Half siblings, to be exact, on the paternal side. 50 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,523 - Does this mean we could share clothes? 51 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:48,293 Because that cape is really nice. 52 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,430 - Satan has tried for eons to produce an heir 53 00:01:50,498 --> 00:01:52,267 capable of Maximus Dawnus. 54 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:54,271 And he finally found what he wanted 55 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:56,342 when you made that hole in the sky. 56 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,781 - So none of you shed first blood? 57 00:01:58,848 --> 00:01:59,850 - Not in the way you mean, 58 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,954 though my moon cycle has always been heavy. 59 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,256 - But why me? 60 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,726 - That we don't know. DIA: Vanessa. 61 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:06,897 We must get home before he catches our scent. 62 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:09,268 - Come with us to the realm where all your siblings live, 63 00:02:09,335 --> 00:02:11,740 where you belong. 64 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:13,109 [whooshing] 65 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,846 Siblings, we march. 66 00:02:14,913 --> 00:02:17,451 - Wait, Chrissy, stop. 67 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:18,921 Do you really think the world would be 68 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:20,525 better off without you? 69 00:02:20,591 --> 00:02:22,227 - You, of all people, should know that. 70 00:02:22,294 --> 00:02:23,764 - Chrissy, you can't be... 71 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,302 ...serious. 72 00:02:26,369 --> 00:02:28,541 - Dang. Been there, bro. 73 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,310 [whooshing] - Wait, where are you-- 74 00:02:30,377 --> 00:02:32,181 I have so many questions. 75 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:33,918 CHEW: Happy to answer them along the way. 76 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:38,226 Name's Chew, Chuggie pilot, and Satan's spawn number 143, 77 00:02:38,293 --> 00:02:40,565 conceived on the SlomDom Mountains. 78 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:41,734 - Dia, number 13, 79 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,271 conceived under the Arboral Realm's Muck-Tree. 80 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,875 - Chrissy, number 69. 81 00:02:45,942 --> 00:02:48,113 No interest in knowing how I was conceived. 82 00:02:48,179 --> 00:02:49,415 Bleep, blop, bloop. 83 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:51,452 - We've been watching you for a while now... 84 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:54,158 ..keeping our distance, 85 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:56,029 staying in the shadows. 86 00:02:56,095 --> 00:02:57,599 [squawk] 87 00:02:57,665 --> 00:02:59,503 We were just waiting for the right time 88 00:02:59,569 --> 00:03:02,207 to make ourselves known. 89 00:03:02,274 --> 00:03:04,011 - Cool, cool. 90 00:03:04,078 --> 00:03:07,384 So I go with you, and then you reveal your secret plan 91 00:03:07,451 --> 00:03:09,321 to feed my kidneys to a Leviathan, yeah? 92 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,359 Gift my eyes to your Icey Dragon King? 93 00:03:11,426 --> 00:03:13,363 - [chuckles] We don't want anything from you, 94 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:14,733 dear sister. - Then why? 95 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,137 What do you-- - Because we're family. 96 00:03:17,204 --> 00:03:19,275 - You're probably lying, but fuck it. 97 00:03:19,341 --> 00:03:20,945 I got nothing to lose. 98 00:03:21,012 --> 00:03:22,649 VANESSA: You're gonna want to hang on here. 99 00:03:22,716 --> 00:03:24,720 - Wanda ain't as lubed as she used to be. 100 00:03:24,786 --> 00:03:26,924 [Wanda growls] - Sorry, Wanda. 101 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,359 - [moaning] 102 00:03:28,426 --> 00:03:29,996 - Yeehaw! 103 00:03:30,063 --> 00:03:32,267 Giddyup! Giiiidyup! 104 00:03:32,334 --> 00:03:34,004 Look at her go! 105 00:03:34,706 --> 00:03:36,610 - Whew. - One wheelbarrow of ash down. 106 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,213 A few thousand more to go. 107 00:03:38,279 --> 00:03:39,649 - I'll add you to the pile 108 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:41,085 if you don't shut up and get useful. 109 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:43,691 - Cool. Yeah, I'll just move this pile of splintered wood 110 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,495 over to that pile of splintered wood. 111 00:03:45,561 --> 00:03:47,097 - [phone rings] ERWIN: Fucking idiot. 112 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:48,501 - Bennigan, let's do it this way. 113 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,203 If I ever do watch "Seventh Heaven" 114 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:51,974 and want to talk about it, I'll call you. 115 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,978 I don't--wait, what? 116 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:55,748 What? What! 117 00:03:55,815 --> 00:03:57,919 - All right, where's my rejeculates? 118 00:03:57,986 --> 00:03:59,956 - You're too late, asshole. They took Chrissy. 119 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:02,428 - Technically, she followed them through a portal, 120 00:04:02,495 --> 00:04:03,964 no hesitation. 121 00:04:04,031 --> 00:04:05,802 - Aw, fuck, I gotta move fast. 122 00:04:05,868 --> 00:04:08,039 My litter'll corrupt her more than I ever could. 123 00:04:08,106 --> 00:04:09,509 - Your litter? Oh, Jesus. 124 00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:10,912 How many of your shit kids are there? 125 00:04:10,978 --> 00:04:12,916 - I don't know, hundreds, thousands. 126 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:14,285 I've been spreading my seed 127 00:04:14,351 --> 00:04:16,055 since I was farted into existence. 128 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,191 - God, you're relentless. 129 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,594 Just show me where they took her. 130 00:04:18,661 --> 00:04:21,232 - Those bastards hide out in the far ends of the Demicorp. 131 00:04:21,299 --> 00:04:22,535 Needle in a haystack. 132 00:04:22,602 --> 00:04:24,338 The only way to track 'em down 133 00:04:24,405 --> 00:04:26,442 is the Labyrinth of Stercus Urino. 134 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:29,081 Makes the Minoan Labyrinth look like a corn maze. 135 00:04:29,148 --> 00:04:31,653 If you can reach the center, it'll tell you any truth, 136 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,491 including where to find Chrissy. 137 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:35,962 - Like a magical Ask Jeeves? 138 00:04:36,028 --> 00:04:38,032 - Who's this generic brand Van Helsing? 139 00:04:38,099 --> 00:04:40,805 - The loser we taught a lesson to at the Taco Chateau. 140 00:04:40,872 --> 00:04:42,141 - The what? - A-are you serious? 141 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:43,243 You were inside of a chicken. 142 00:04:43,309 --> 00:04:44,779 People were shooting their dicks off. 143 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:47,017 - Oh, yeah, the chicken, yeah, that was--that was fun stuff. 144 00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:49,255 Anyway, when we get to the center of the maze, 145 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:50,992 we're gonna need a soul sacrifice. 146 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,866 - [whimpering] Oh, no, no, no. 147 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:55,902 [whoosh] 148 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:57,639 CHEW: Yee-haw! 149 00:04:57,705 --> 00:05:00,645 VANESSA: Welcome to the realm of Primum Flatus, 150 00:05:00,711 --> 00:05:05,320 a place forgotten by time, and more importantly, him. 151 00:05:06,657 --> 00:05:09,228 BYSTANDER: Oh, look, someone's here. 152 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:10,898 - [groans/moans] Ahh... 153 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:14,071 - Guess who's getting extra bat clit stew tonight? 154 00:05:14,138 --> 00:05:15,508 - [gasps] 155 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:18,279 [dramatic music] 156 00:05:18,346 --> 00:05:21,219 ♪♪ ♪♪ 157 00:05:21,285 --> 00:05:23,223 Are you telling me everyone here... 158 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:25,160 - Was sired by our father, yes. 159 00:05:25,227 --> 00:05:27,164 - Wow, so that guy does not like condoms, huh? 160 00:05:27,231 --> 00:05:28,834 - Hey, ho! Vanessa's back! 161 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:30,972 - And she brought our sister! Ha ha! 162 00:05:31,038 --> 00:05:32,441 - Hiya, Chrissy. 163 00:05:32,509 --> 00:05:35,548 I'm Millipede number 323, Gwaelod Realm, 164 00:05:35,615 --> 00:05:37,952 conceived at a mud pit key party. 165 00:05:38,019 --> 00:05:40,658 - This is Klibguck 583 from Wadkin, 166 00:05:40,725 --> 00:05:43,029 Richard Kind from Earth, Yorke from Ruddy-Oh-- 167 00:05:43,096 --> 00:05:45,200 - Ow! Sploogel, you stepped on my foot. 168 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:48,306 What's the matter with you? - That was entirely my fault. 169 00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:50,176 I was excited to see our sister. 170 00:05:50,243 --> 00:05:51,747 My B, brother Richard. 171 00:05:51,813 --> 00:05:53,551 - Not a problem, Brother Sploogel. 172 00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:55,186 Arm in arm together. 173 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:57,124 - Arm in arm, together. 174 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,796 - Getting some real "Wild, Wild Country" vibes here. 175 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:01,600 - I don't blame you for being skeptical. 176 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,269 Our father invented deception. 177 00:06:03,336 --> 00:06:05,207 His poison once infected all of us. 178 00:06:05,273 --> 00:06:07,812 But over time, we found and healed each other, 179 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:10,618 learned to live in harmony, and built this, 180 00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:12,254 the Village of the Found, 181 00:06:12,321 --> 00:06:14,759 the true anarchistic socialist utopia. 182 00:06:14,826 --> 00:06:18,266 Unlike that libertarian asshole, we mean it. 183 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,636 - What's this? 184 00:06:19,703 --> 00:06:22,107 VANESSA: The pile of stuff. 185 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,013 Here, we place our most cherished possessions. 186 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,585 Aw, Brother Yorke's first violin 187 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,956 and booties we made for Millipede to keep him warm 188 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,627 his first winter here. 189 00:06:31,693 --> 00:06:34,331 And that's my golden turd. 190 00:06:34,398 --> 00:06:36,970 - Ah, this is...something. 191 00:06:37,037 --> 00:06:39,008 - This pile reminds us, although it took us time, 192 00:06:39,074 --> 00:06:42,347 in this village, we found our place, our home. 193 00:06:42,414 --> 00:06:44,753 - Hm, home. 194 00:06:46,590 --> 00:06:48,393 [siren blaring] - Furries are attacking! 195 00:06:48,459 --> 00:06:49,763 To the West! - Chrissy, close to me. 196 00:06:49,829 --> 00:06:51,967 TOWNSPERSON: They are coming! They are near! 197 00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:54,572 - Furries, like yiff stuff? No judgment. 198 00:06:54,639 --> 00:06:56,142 - No, they're ancient destructive creatures 199 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,446 who ravage our lands and have slain many of our brethren. 200 00:06:58,514 --> 00:07:00,483 - All right, so what do you want me to do, explode them, 201 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,120 set them on fire? VANESSA: No, Chrissy. 202 00:07:02,187 --> 00:07:04,091 Our most important rule-- we don't kill here. 203 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,429 Selfishness, cruelty-- that's our father's way. 204 00:07:06,496 --> 00:07:09,234 All we ask is you comply with our rules while you're here. 205 00:07:09,301 --> 00:07:10,805 - I'm real sick of rules, 206 00:07:10,871 --> 00:07:13,076 but no killing's okay, I guess. 207 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:16,115 [exciting music] 208 00:07:16,182 --> 00:07:21,627 ♪♪ ♪♪ 209 00:07:21,693 --> 00:07:24,264 [overlapping shouting] 210 00:07:24,331 --> 00:07:27,639 [Furries growling, snarling] 211 00:07:27,705 --> 00:07:30,276 - Uh, are you sure you don't want to kill these guys? 212 00:07:30,343 --> 00:07:33,049 - Non-lethal force only. Let's go. 213 00:07:33,116 --> 00:07:34,084 Ugh! 214 00:07:37,859 --> 00:07:38,927 - Ugh! 215 00:07:39,696 --> 00:07:41,332 CHEW: [grunts] 216 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:42,802 Rock wall! 217 00:07:42,869 --> 00:07:45,173 - Wow. 218 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:49,214 CHEW: Secrete that secretion! Yeah! 219 00:07:50,651 --> 00:07:51,887 CHRISSY: Go, Yorke! 220 00:07:51,953 --> 00:07:55,460 ♪♪ ♪♪ 221 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:57,097 - [snarling] 222 00:07:57,164 --> 00:07:59,435 - This one's stubborn. - Perfect. 223 00:07:59,502 --> 00:08:01,640 This is our chance. Bonds! 224 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,977 [chains rattling] 225 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,520 - [growling] 226 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:18,006 TOWNSPERSON: Oh, no! Vanessa! - [snarling, growling] 227 00:08:18,072 --> 00:08:19,876 CHEW: Watch out! 228 00:08:23,383 --> 00:08:27,492 - Someone order some divine bonds, extra spicy? 229 00:08:27,558 --> 00:08:30,230 YORKE: Oh, I love that pun! 230 00:08:30,296 --> 00:08:33,236 - Chrissy, we've been trying to capture a Furry for decades 231 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,941 but never had enough power to keep one chained, 232 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:37,645 no matter how many people had hands on it. 233 00:08:37,712 --> 00:08:40,350 - Nor how many hands people had. 234 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,320 YORKE: Chrissy finally did it! 235 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:43,924 Three cheers for Chrissy! 236 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:47,064 ALL: [chanting] Kerple kerple kwa! Kerple kerple kwa! 237 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,634 Kerple kerple kwa! 238 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:51,005 - Uh, ha ha, okay, yeah. Kerple, baby. 239 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:58,654 - Oh, somebody just kill me, please. 240 00:08:58,721 --> 00:09:00,356 - Not yet. Come on, fuckhead. 241 00:09:00,423 --> 00:09:01,660 Stop dicking around. 242 00:09:01,727 --> 00:09:04,899 UNSHAVEN MAN: I cannot dick around! 243 00:09:06,402 --> 00:09:07,939 - Oh, Jesus, what the-- 244 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,845 SATAN: Labyrinth rules-- no tools, no magic. 245 00:09:10,911 --> 00:09:13,316 only got our strength and our wits to get us through. 246 00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:15,386 - God, well, it would have been nice to know that 247 00:09:15,453 --> 00:09:17,892 before I swallowed a pile of bones. 248 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:20,731 LUDUAN: [deep, gravelly voice] Behold me, the Luduan, 249 00:09:20,798 --> 00:09:22,401 spirit of this labyrinth. 250 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:25,808 Reveal to me your truth, and I shall show you mine. 251 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,512 - Fuck this. Left or right? 252 00:09:27,578 --> 00:09:28,781 - Yeah, riddles are bullshit. 253 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:32,087 - Witness me in all my uselessness. 254 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,690 [cracking] 255 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:36,963 LAURA: Oh, holy fuck. 256 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:39,201 [speaking Latin, voice echoes] 257 00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:41,673 - And you always said I never listen. 258 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,512 - [growls] 259 00:09:44,579 --> 00:09:46,716 SATAN: Fuck, he's fast! 260 00:09:46,783 --> 00:09:48,219 - It's my fault we're in this mess. 261 00:09:48,286 --> 00:09:49,789 What kind of mom alienates her daughter 262 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,526 over a stupid dirty dish? 263 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:52,795 - Well, actually, we're in this mess 264 00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,933 because I made Chrissy go on a lethal Rumspringa. 265 00:09:54,999 --> 00:09:56,435 - Oh, you always have to one-up me. 266 00:09:56,503 --> 00:09:58,439 [footsteps thudding] 267 00:09:58,507 --> 00:10:01,312 - [growls] 268 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,519 - Hey, asshole, I've seen bigger horns on pygmy goats, 269 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:05,721 you overgrown housecat. 270 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:07,625 - [growls] 271 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:09,228 [birds chirping] 272 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:14,071 - Uh, ah! [thud] 273 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:16,342 - Sick moves back there, baby. 274 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,778 - Never been an ancient maze 275 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:19,516 that could keep Laura Feinberg from the center, 276 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:20,718 no matter how convoluted. 277 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:22,722 - Insert G-spot joke here. 278 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,690 - Ugh. - [laughs] 279 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,830 - Aaaaah! 280 00:10:26,897 --> 00:10:28,166 [fireworks popping] 281 00:10:28,232 --> 00:10:31,105 - Then I said, break a leg? Which one? 282 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,942 [laughter] 283 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,913 - A toast to Chrissy. 284 00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:37,885 - A true de-light fer lighting up them bonds. 285 00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:39,756 - [laughter] - VANESSA: Double! 286 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:41,827 - You guys were so awesome, I pissed myself. 287 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,799 Dia, your giant fists, like, boom! 288 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:46,837 Millipede's fluid trap-- outta control! 289 00:10:46,903 --> 00:10:49,241 - What can I tell you? I love secreting. 290 00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:51,245 - We had to learn our strengths the hard way, 291 00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:53,382 even though our father called us worthless duds 292 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:55,253 for lacking the power of the Antichrist. 293 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,523 - He punished us for it. 294 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,859 CHEW: He done rip my mama in two 295 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,498 once he figured I wasn't no Antichrist. 296 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:04,171 MILLIPEDE: He abandoned me in a realm of poisonous vipers. 297 00:11:04,238 --> 00:11:07,277 In order to survive, I ate every single one. 298 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,514 - [whimpers] 299 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,385 - I was a toddler and a vegetarian. 300 00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,891 - We don't want anyone to suffer as we have. 301 00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:16,161 - So that's why you won't kill those testes with teeth? 302 00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:19,101 DIA: We passively battled them for decades, kept them at bay. 303 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,005 - But now that we've finally detained one, 304 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,111 we have a new goal-- rehabilitation. 305 00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:26,516 - You really think you can rehab that? 306 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:29,388 VANESSA: We believe every creature is capable of change. 307 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:32,360 We were all, at one point, considered monsters. 308 00:11:32,427 --> 00:11:34,933 - With you supercharging our divine bonds, 309 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,772 we can peacefully detain and reform them all. 310 00:11:37,838 --> 00:11:39,274 - [growling] 311 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:42,615 - Oh, uh, by the way, I made you something, Chrissy. 312 00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:43,917 - Whoa, you made this for me? 313 00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:46,455 - Of course! You're family. 314 00:11:46,523 --> 00:11:50,764 And what says family more than a doll likeness of yourself? 315 00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:52,768 - Yeah, this could go on the pile. 316 00:11:52,835 --> 00:11:54,171 YORKE: ♪♪ Oh... ♪♪ DIA: Yorke's singing! 317 00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,874 YORKE: ♪♪ Sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ♪♪ 318 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,645 ♪♪ And fair and full of fervor ♪♪ 319 00:11:57,712 --> 00:11:59,114 ♪♪ 'Tis one you've never before ♪♪ 320 00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:00,851 ♪♪ And one to look no further ♪♪ 321 00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:02,822 ♪♪ I found myself beyond the path ♪♪ 322 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,391 ♪♪ Beyond the realm of Pwerkle ♪♪ 323 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,228 ♪♪ And that is where I first met her ♪♪ 324 00:12:06,295 --> 00:12:07,999 ♪♪ The creature known as Glerpo ♪♪ 325 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:09,802 ALL: ♪♪ Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ♪♪ 326 00:12:09,869 --> 00:12:11,372 ♪♪ Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ♪♪ 327 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:12,942 [song echoes, fades] 328 00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:17,250 - [humming Glerpo song] 329 00:12:18,787 --> 00:12:21,091 He-hey, MoPo, how's it hanging? 330 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,095 - High and tight, Chrissy. 331 00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:25,333 - Soil's looking fertile, Richard. 332 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,738 - Ah, thanks, Chrissy. Dope Harvest ahead. 333 00:12:27,805 --> 00:12:29,575 - [speaking gibberish] 334 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,312 - [speaking gibberish] Ooh! 335 00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:32,748 - [chuckles] Meow! 336 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,359 Looking good, little Chrissy. 337 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,531 VANESSA: And so its Fluoroantimonic 338 00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:43,837 projection rate's down to 10.38 acidic discharge per etra. 339 00:12:43,904 --> 00:12:46,342 And its public masturbation has halted. 340 00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:48,747 You hear that, Chrissy? A significant change. 341 00:12:48,814 --> 00:12:51,620 - Last week, that thing was yanking it ten times a day. 342 00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:52,955 Maybe rehabilitation is possible. 343 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,926 - Whoo! - Yeah! 344 00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:58,132 - Tonight we can roll out the Divine Bond Motherlode 345 00:12:58,199 --> 00:13:00,303 to wrangle all the Furries for rehabilitation 346 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:02,842 and at long last put an end to this war. 347 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,380 - All of them, here? [chuckles] Tonight? 348 00:13:05,446 --> 00:13:07,384 - Tonight, the war ends. 349 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,520 Kerple! 350 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,658 - Um, just throwing this out there, but, uh, 351 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,926 does anyone else think that summoning 352 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,563 a horde of acid-spewing scrotum monsters 353 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,768 to our home is a bit...hasty? 354 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,972 - With your charge and our will, 355 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:21,780 we can accomplish anything, arm in arm together. 356 00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:23,850 - [growls softly] - Arm in arm together. 357 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,554 Right. 358 00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:28,827 - Oh, hi, Randall. How's Tanya? 359 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,631 Did you tell her you got laid off? 360 00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,568 - Dinner. SATAN: How's it looking? 361 00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,237 - Stay clear of zone 12. 362 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,241 Crow scouts reporting Luduan movements there. 363 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:38,446 And zone 43 is all dead ends. 364 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,116 - I rescoped zone 80. 365 00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:42,955 There's a path we haven't tried, a right past Lava Lake. 366 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,026 - Can't forget that left past Lava Lake. 367 00:13:45,093 --> 00:13:47,063 - Puddin' brain over here fell into a pit 368 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,232 of carnivorous slugs. 369 00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:50,269 BOTH: The slime! The teeth! 370 00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:52,273 - What about when he shit his pants in the carcass room? 371 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,910 Remember that? - Stop making fun of me, 372 00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:54,946 Mom and Dad. SATAN: [laughing] 373 00:13:55,013 --> 00:13:56,215 - All right, well, listen. 374 00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:57,852 Maybe we should try your lead then. 375 00:13:57,918 --> 00:13:59,187 Maybe this is it. 376 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:01,291 - We're going to get her back. 377 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:02,962 - [chewing] 378 00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,431 If I got to listen to this fucking guy 379 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,836 chew with his mouth open one more time, 380 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:08,740 I'm finding a new soul sacrifice. 381 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,276 And I mean it this time! 382 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,445 - What are those? 383 00:14:11,513 --> 00:14:13,683 - Found them this morning on the Frumble Trail. 384 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,587 Been looking for something to keep me regular, 385 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,192 and let me tell you, these are doing it. 386 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,263 - You fucking idiot! Those are Lobanda nuts. 387 00:14:20,329 --> 00:14:22,000 They give off the scent of young Urlorooloos, 388 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,770 which are the main food source of-- 389 00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:24,872 - [growls] LAURA: Ah! 390 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:26,442 Oh, my God, I knew it. 391 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,678 - [growls] 392 00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:31,051 DARLENE: I'm all for big romantic gestures, Benny, 393 00:14:31,118 --> 00:14:33,857 boom boxes outside of windows, kissing upside down, 394 00:14:33,924 --> 00:14:35,561 a wet Ryan Gosling. 395 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,898 But listen, if Laura hasn't found Chrissy for weeks, 396 00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:39,267 how do you expect to find Chrissy? 397 00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:40,938 I mean, look at that body. 398 00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:43,710 - I have not and will not look at Miss Feinberg's naked body. 399 00:14:43,777 --> 00:14:45,213 And I have to do this. 400 00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,083 I haven't been able to stop thinking about how Chrissy 401 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,820 felt like she had no one left. 402 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,524 Maybe I ignored her for too long. 403 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,828 I was hurt, but I didn't want to send her to her own doom 404 00:14:52,895 --> 00:14:54,464 in some demonic Timbuktu. 405 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:56,468 She's my friend. I have to set this right. 406 00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:58,807 - I ever tell you you're incredibly self-examined 407 00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:00,343 for a 13-year-old? 408 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:02,715 - I'm going to do my best and probably die trying. 409 00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:04,384 Wish me luck. 410 00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:06,255 You sure this is exactly how Laura did it? 411 00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,359 - Sure as sure can be sure. 412 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:09,529 [squawk] 413 00:15:10,396 --> 00:15:12,668 - Detrahet mi magicae terra! 414 00:15:15,173 --> 00:15:17,945 - Oh, I just remembered Laura uses her left hand 415 00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,314 to slice the chicken. 416 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:21,452 Ah, I'm sure magic's ambidextrous. 417 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:24,659 - From my personal experience with Criss Angel, uh, yeah. 418 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:27,598 - Ooh, Criss Angel, wrap me up in your dirty hair. 419 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,637 I'd let him go ambidextrous on me all night. 420 00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,140 [laughter] 421 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:33,910 How about a drink, huh? 422 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,647 - You don't have to ask me twice. 423 00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:37,016 - Ho-ly 424 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,922 shiiiit! [echoing] 425 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,170 Hello? 426 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,040 Chrissy? Miss Feinberg? 427 00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:51,245 Mr. Satan? Anyone? 428 00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:54,719 - [eerie, guttural muttering] 429 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:57,090 - [screams] 430 00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:05,139 - ♪♪ Today, the Furries come ♪♪ 431 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,643 - Are you ready, Richard? 432 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,279 - I was born ready, big sis! 433 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:10,851 [Yorke singing in background] 434 00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:13,122 CHEW: You got this, Chrissy. 435 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,405 CHEW: Oh, ho, ho! Way to go, Chrissy! 436 00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:22,508 - Yorke! 437 00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:25,981 ♪♪ 438 00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:28,553 - [snarling, growling] 439 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,993 SATAN: Shit! Wrong right! 440 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,497 That's the Dark Matter End! 441 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:35,634 We fall in. We cease to exist. 442 00:16:35,701 --> 00:16:38,472 LUDUAN: There is no way to find truth 443 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,178 but through that which you seek. 444 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,050 [all screaming] 445 00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:46,321 LAURA: Oh! 446 00:16:46,388 --> 00:16:47,457 Uh, fuck. 447 00:16:47,525 --> 00:16:49,294 Oh, my God. Holy shit. 448 00:16:49,361 --> 00:16:51,198 Is this actually it? 449 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,269 - Look, I've had a hell of a life. 450 00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:55,406 I've slayed an insane amount of poon, 451 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,477 like cosmically large amount of poon. 452 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,549 - God, point, get to the point! 453 00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:01,418 - The point is, out of all of it, 454 00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:05,159 the time we spent together was the least bad. 455 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,996 - Maybe that time wasn't the absolute worst 456 00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:08,399 for me too, okay? 457 00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:10,771 - My mission to kill the demon child was misguided. 458 00:17:10,837 --> 00:17:12,675 I am not my genitalia. 459 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,012 A life can't be built around revenge, 460 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,549 especially against a girl 461 00:17:16,616 --> 00:17:18,485 whose home life is so clearly dysfunctional. 462 00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:19,555 - Yeah, we don't need him anymore. 463 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,158 - I'm kicking him the fuck off. - No-- 464 00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:22,628 LAURA: [screams] 465 00:17:22,695 --> 00:17:23,697 Whoa, whoa. 466 00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:26,936 LUDUAN: Wow, just in the nick of time. 467 00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,305 Congrats, you beat the Labyrinth. 468 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:29,441 - What the fuck was that? 469 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,546 - I told you at the start, 470 00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:35,386 reveal your truth to me, and I'll reveal mine to you. 471 00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,691 - What you getting at? - Was it the poon thing? No. 472 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,027 [all growling] 473 00:17:39,094 --> 00:17:41,164 - [yells] Ah! 474 00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:43,035 Yes, yes, yes. 475 00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:45,373 [chains rattling] 476 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,588 - The plan is working. 477 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,157 Just keep him off Richard, and we win this. 478 00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:56,094 - [snarling] 479 00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:57,831 - They're breaking through the line! 480 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,543 - The stage where Yorke taught me Chop Suey! 481 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,479 VANESSA: Focus on the mission! Their numbers are thinning. 482 00:18:05,547 --> 00:18:06,448 - Chew! 483 00:18:06,516 --> 00:18:08,419 - Don't you fret! I got another. 484 00:18:08,485 --> 00:18:09,689 - There's too many. We're losing. 485 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,659 They're never going to stop. - Snap out of it. 486 00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:13,663 We almost have them. - We're losing our home. 487 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:14,765 [boom] 488 00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:18,472 - Not the pile. No! 489 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,042 - Chrissy, we need you here-- 490 00:18:20,109 --> 00:18:21,813 now! 491 00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,817 - [grumbling] 492 00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:25,854 - Get away! Stop! 493 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,825 - [snarling, grumbling] 494 00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,495 - I said stop! 495 00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:31,198 CHEW: Wait, no! VANESSA: Sister, stop! 496 00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:32,601 This is not our way! 497 00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:33,703 CHRISSY: There was one over here. 498 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:35,239 - [screams] 499 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,676 CHRISSY: Richard! 500 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:38,580 RICHARD: Oh, no, the Motherlode! 501 00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:41,184 - [all screaming] - [growls] 502 00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,723 RESIDENT: Ah! Help me! 503 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,927 RICHARD: What are you doing? VANESSA: Chrissy, no, please! 504 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,098 All we've tried to teach you, all we stand for. 505 00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:49,401 - I have no choice. 506 00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,871 The Motherlode is gone. 507 00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:53,576 If we don't destroy them, they will destroy us. 508 00:18:53,643 --> 00:18:56,114 RICHARD: She's killing them! - Uh, no, no. 509 00:18:56,181 --> 00:18:57,618 Please stop! 510 00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:00,256 [dark music] 511 00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:01,726 Wait, Chrissy. 512 00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,329 Chrissy, wait! 513 00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,472 - [muttering] 514 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,474 [thud] 515 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,013 - Millipede! - What did you do, Milly? 516 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,119 - Why? Why? 517 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:18,827 - Arm in arm...together. 518 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,664 Ugh. 519 00:19:20,731 --> 00:19:23,369 - What did you do? - I didn't mean to. 520 00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:25,039 - I'll kill her! - No, come on, Richard. 521 00:19:25,106 --> 00:19:26,542 - Do you realize who she just killed? 522 00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:28,546 - He jumped in front of me. - I'll rip her apart. 523 00:19:28,613 --> 00:19:30,984 - No, Richard! This is not who we are. 524 00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:34,257 - I want to kill her. I want to rip her throat out. 525 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,529 - Brethren, please, we cannot let her 526 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,500 ego and violence taint our family 527 00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,069 any more than it already has. - What? 528 00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:42,006 No, I was just trying to save us. 529 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:44,945 The town was burning, and I had to do something. 530 00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,381 - Our plan was working. 531 00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:48,686 But now our siblings are dead, one by your hands. 532 00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,191 You've ruined us more than the Furries ever could. 533 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,162 We should have never brought you here. 534 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:56,903 You're just what Satan designed you to be, a destroyer. 535 00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:58,907 - No. 536 00:19:58,973 --> 00:20:00,376 I know who I am. 537 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:03,315 I make my own choices, live for myself, 538 00:20:03,382 --> 00:20:05,787 unlike all of you living your whole lives 539 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,591 as victims of our father. 540 00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:10,162 And neither of my parents would have blown a fucking whistle 541 00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:11,999 inviting monsters to tear our home 542 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,268 and family limb from limb. 543 00:20:13,335 --> 00:20:15,741 - Please, just go. 544 00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:18,613 [somber music] 545 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,255 ♪♪ ♪♪ 546 00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:29,067 - [purring] - [paws thumping] 547 00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:30,469 [bell ringing] 548 00:20:30,537 --> 00:20:33,977 - Okay, what truth do you want to know? 549 00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:35,847 - Are you fucking kidding me? SATAN: All that for this? 550 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:38,051 Don't we need to sacrifice this guy? 551 00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:39,454 - What? Nah. 552 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:41,258 That's not part of this thing at all. 553 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,528 - I didn't know shit about this maze. 554 00:20:42,594 --> 00:20:43,730 - Where's my daughter? 555 00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:47,003 - At the residence of Darlene Garrity 556 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,474 in Middletown, Delaware. 557 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,846 - [laughs] That's where our bodies are. 558 00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:52,915 Fuck, I love irony. 559 00:20:52,981 --> 00:20:55,419 - She's listening to Darlene tell a story 560 00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:58,158 about how her bras are smelling different lately. 561 00:20:58,225 --> 00:21:00,831 - She came back? 562 00:21:00,897 --> 00:21:01,966 UNSHAVEN MAN: Woo-hoo! 563 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,204 This really all worked out, huh, gang? 564 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:05,874 - Sure you don't need us to kill him? 565 00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:17,230 ANGEL: Mm, Bennigan Aquino, [chuckles] second child 566 00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:19,434 of Dante and Amalia, loves painting, 567 00:21:19,502 --> 00:21:21,171 and movies where protagonists reveal 568 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:24,244 they were wearing bulletproof vests the entire time. 569 00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,514 Hm? 570 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:30,055 - Oh, my goodness, are you...a fairy? 571 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,324 - Man, do I look like-- 572 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,330 [chuckles] No, guess again, 573 00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:37,036 a little bigger, a little holier. 574 00:21:37,103 --> 00:21:39,073 - [gasps] An angel? 575 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,244 - [laughs] You're quick-witted. 576 00:21:41,311 --> 00:21:42,981 I like that. 577 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:45,219 And that's exactly why we have chosen you 578 00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:47,691 for a very specific job. - A job? 579 00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:51,198 - Boss man wants you to be his little warrior. 580 00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:53,368 - Me? A warrior? 581 00:21:53,435 --> 00:21:54,605 [thud] 582 00:21:57,763 --> 00:22:00,115 - I had to lose the underwire 'cause that was poking me. 583 00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,919 - Chrissy? 584 00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:03,923 Hey, sweetie. 585 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,029 I am so incredibly sorry. 586 00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:09,835 - [sniffs] Ugh, holy shit, you smell like rot. 587 00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:13,108 Come on, give it back to me. 588 00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:17,483 - Uh, okay, you smell like a hippie commune burnt down 589 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,487 and got washed away with vinegar? 590 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,059 Oh. 591 00:22:22,594 --> 00:22:24,965 - The whole family's back together, 592 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:27,403 classic us, yucking it up. 593 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,742 - Get out now. Don't fucking look at me. 594 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,177 - So you need a little space? 595 00:22:31,244 --> 00:22:34,250 - Outside, so you don't stain Darlene's carpet. 596 00:22:34,317 --> 00:22:35,787 - Leney, babe, ready for round 12? 597 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,256 I'll wear the ribbed morphsuit you-- 598 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,693 - Uh... 599 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,999 - Shit, well, cat's out of the bag. 600 00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:43,368 We're fucking! 601 00:22:43,435 --> 00:22:46,408 - Wanna come back with me for a bit, 602 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:48,445 unpack the journey we had? - Fuck you. 603 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,216 SATAN: What? Come on. - Bend your head down 604 00:22:50,282 --> 00:22:51,552 so I can make this quick. 605 00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:53,790 - I thought the maze, you know, brought us closer. 606 00:22:53,856 --> 00:22:55,694 - Uh-huh. What I said in the labyrinth doesn't count. 607 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,330 I don't think straight when I'm starving, you know. 608 00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:59,300 - If you're still starving, I got something that could-- 609 00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:01,371 [schwing] 610 00:23:04,578 --> 00:23:05,847 - Not at all, Snakey. 611 00:23:05,914 --> 00:23:07,818 Closer to the top than ever before. 612 00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:10,055 And I got a new angle to get Chrissy-- 613 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,559 through her mom. 614 00:23:12,928 --> 00:23:17,069 - There's a fine line between love and hate, my friend. 615 00:23:17,136 --> 00:23:21,344 [ominous music] 616 00:23:21,411 --> 00:23:24,585 - No test tomorrow or any morrow. 617 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,488 Be free! BENNIGAN: Ha! 618 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,125 Well, that, uh, trip with your siblings 619 00:23:28,191 --> 00:23:29,327 sure did change you, huh? 620 00:23:29,394 --> 00:23:32,199 - Everyone wants me to be who they think I should be. 621 00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:33,636 F that noise. 622 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:36,274 You can't straitjacket Chrissy Feinberg anymore. 623 00:23:36,341 --> 00:23:38,011 I'm a little bit of everything. 624 00:23:38,078 --> 00:23:40,316 I'm gonna be me, baby. 625 00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:42,521 [chuckles] By the way, thanks for being cool and putting 626 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,823 everything behind us, yeah? 627 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,396 - Oh, uh, right, right, of course. 628 00:23:47,463 --> 00:23:49,735 [chuckles awkwardly] Hmm. [dog barks] 629 00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:53,442 - [echoing] Bennigan... I'm watching you. 630 00:23:54,578 --> 00:23:57,350 I'm just a dog. Woof, woof. 631 00:23:57,416 --> 00:24:02,093 - [laughing] 632 00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:07,269 YORKE: ♪♪ Whoa, sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ♪♪ 633 00:24:07,336 --> 00:24:08,973 ♪♪ And bare and full of fervor ♪♪ 634 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,944 ♪♪ 'Tis one you've never heard before ♪♪ 635 00:24:11,011 --> 00:24:12,748 ♪♪ And one to look no further ♪♪ 636 00:24:12,814 --> 00:24:14,618 ♪♪ I found myself beyond the path ♪♪ 637 00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:16,054 ♪♪ Beyond the realm of Pwerkle ♪♪ 638 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,924 ♪♪ And that is where I first met her ♪♪ 639 00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:19,595 ♪♪ The creature known as Glerpo ♪♪ 640 00:24:19,662 --> 00:24:21,632 ♪♪ Oh, Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ♪♪ 641 00:24:21,699 --> 00:24:23,201 ♪♪ Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ♪♪ 642 00:24:24,738 --> 00:24:26,274 UNSHAVEN MAN: Ah, a new home in Middletown, 643 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,778 a new lease on life. 644 00:24:27,844 --> 00:24:29,648 Now it's time to put my past in the rearview 645 00:24:29,715 --> 00:24:32,486 and become something new, an average Joe-- 646 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,057 a former mercenary for the Vatican 647 00:24:34,123 --> 00:24:36,361 turned child killer, now just a regular guy. 648 00:24:36,428 --> 00:24:39,100 You might see me around town filling a prescription, 649 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:41,672 buying loafers, or shopping for bakeware. 650 00:24:41,739 --> 00:24:44,444 Who knows where and how often I might appear? 651 00:24:44,511 --> 00:24:46,414 But I know one thing, those Feinbergs 652 00:24:46,481 --> 00:24:49,320 are going to keep getting into horrifying situations. 653 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:52,828 And if they need my assistance, I'm just around the corner, 654 00:24:52,894 --> 00:24:56,669 as long as they don't try and sacrifice my soul again. 655 00:24:56,736 --> 00:25:00,342 [chuckling] Uh, it's an inside joke, and I deserved it. 656 00:25:00,409 --> 00:25:02,013 Okay, where do I sign?