1 00:00:14,561 --> 00:00:16,688 ♪ Bag, bag of boots ♪ 2 00:00:16,771 --> 00:00:20,233 ♪ I need a bag, bag of boots ♪ 3 00:00:20,316 --> 00:00:25,238 ♪ Bag, bag, bag, bag of boots ♪ 4 00:00:25,321 --> 00:00:26,781 Another bag of boots, Erin? 5 00:00:26,865 --> 00:00:28,575 I just loaded two bags in the car. 6 00:00:28,658 --> 00:00:31,202 Ah, don't blame me. Blame my feet. 7 00:00:31,286 --> 00:00:32,620 They like boots. 8 00:00:33,663 --> 00:00:35,665 Hey, Erin, I packed your air guitar. 9 00:00:35,749 --> 00:00:38,460 We made a lot of great memories with that axe. 10 00:00:39,961 --> 00:00:41,796 And we'll make a lot more. 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,758 Seriously, Dad, I'll be back before you know it. 12 00:00:44,841 --> 00:00:46,843 I mean, unless things work out with Jaxxon, 13 00:00:46,926 --> 00:00:48,678 and I end up on a summer tour, 14 00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:50,263 and then a worldwide tour, and then... 15 00:00:51,848 --> 00:00:53,516 Yeah, I can see I'm not helping. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,602 Don't worry, Chuck, I've got her. 17 00:00:55,685 --> 00:00:57,687 And if anybody messes with your baby bear, 18 00:00:57,771 --> 00:00:59,773 Mama Bear will eat them alive. 19 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:04,611 Erin, as a girl boss, I don't do goodbyes. 20 00:01:05,737 --> 00:01:08,073 But Captain Cutie Pie asked me to give you a hug for her. 21 00:01:09,365 --> 00:01:11,159 [whimpering] 22 00:01:12,368 --> 00:01:14,954 You tell Captain Cutie Pie I'm gonna miss her, okay? 23 00:01:15,038 --> 00:01:17,290 Okay. And just to be clear, 24 00:01:17,373 --> 00:01:20,335 you mean you're gonna miss me, right? 25 00:01:20,418 --> 00:01:22,045 Yes. 26 00:01:22,128 --> 00:01:25,381 And hey, if you need anything, New York's only an hour away. 27 00:01:25,465 --> 00:01:28,009 Actually, I'm not allowed in New York anymore. 28 00:01:28,093 --> 00:01:30,095 Too many parking tickets. 29 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:31,930 She'll be fine. 30 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,848 She's got a big bro to take care of her. 31 00:01:33,932 --> 00:01:35,391 Last time you took care of her, you ended up 32 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:37,018 -with a belly button ring. -Which closed up 33 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:39,187 after another brief infection. 34 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,481 Look, the point is, this is a huge opportunity for you, 35 00:01:41,564 --> 00:01:43,066 and we're all really excited. 36 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:45,401 So, you don't have to worry about us, 37 00:01:45,485 --> 00:01:46,986 or my belly button. 38 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:49,614 You know, kiddo, I really wish I could go with you. 39 00:01:49,697 --> 00:01:51,241 I get it, Dad. Your work is here. 40 00:01:51,324 --> 00:01:53,660 And if you win a Porchy, it could really help your business. 41 00:01:53,743 --> 00:01:55,078 And it's no problem for me 42 00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:56,955 to keep my craft shop running remotely for a bit. 43 00:01:57,038 --> 00:01:59,624 Plus, it gives me an excuse to yell "Girls trip!" 44 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,210 I'll grab the guitars. 45 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,172 I'll just come back for the air guitar. 46 00:02:08,883 --> 00:02:10,718 Hey, before I go, 47 00:02:10,802 --> 00:02:12,512 I just wanna make sure you're okay with this. 48 00:02:12,595 --> 00:02:14,722 I know you really wanted to work with Jaxxon. 49 00:02:14,806 --> 00:02:17,684 I did, but the music gods have spoken. 50 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:19,394 They want me to play PorchFest solo. 51 00:02:19,477 --> 00:02:20,562 -Hm. -I'll send you a picture 52 00:02:20,645 --> 00:02:21,980 of the mural when I win. 53 00:02:22,063 --> 00:02:25,525 I think I might go with this pose. 54 00:02:25,608 --> 00:02:28,194 Or maybe, this pose. 55 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,280 Or possibly even this pose. 56 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:32,490 Okay, we get it. 57 00:02:32,574 --> 00:02:34,701 You got a lot of poses. 58 00:02:34,784 --> 00:02:36,161 All right, kiddo. 59 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:38,037 That's everything. Time to roll. 60 00:02:38,121 --> 00:02:39,747 Hey, how 'bout a group hug? 61 00:02:39,831 --> 00:02:41,124 [Sylvia sighs] 62 00:02:43,084 --> 00:02:44,794 Erin, you want in on this? 63 00:02:46,546 --> 00:02:48,131 [sighs] I do. 64 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:54,387 Okay. 65 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,975 -See you guys. -Bye, sweetie. 66 00:02:59,058 --> 00:03:00,852 -See you, Erin. -Peace. 67 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:05,607 [sobbing] 68 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:08,693 Oh, man! I'm gonna miss her! 69 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:13,698 Well, here's something to take your mind off of it. 70 00:03:13,781 --> 00:03:16,201 We still have to scrape the paint off our porch. 71 00:03:16,284 --> 00:03:18,703 But we were up all night fixing Fritz's porch 72 00:03:18,786 --> 00:03:20,538 so he wouldn't find out. 73 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:23,666 I'm tired. And I'm sad. 74 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,543 Suck it up, Chuck. 75 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:28,087 PorchFest waits for no one. 76 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:34,219 ♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪ 77 00:03:34,302 --> 00:03:36,763 -♪ I'm a little more pop ♪ -♪ I'm a little more rock ♪ 78 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:38,348 -♪ Let's roll ♪ -♪ Let's go! ♪ 79 00:03:38,431 --> 00:03:42,018 ♪ When this world brings us something brand-new ♪ 80 00:03:42,101 --> 00:03:44,479 {\an8}♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪ 81 00:03:44,562 --> 00:03:48,358 {\an8}♪ It's give and take in this song we're singing ♪ 82 00:03:48,441 --> 00:03:51,527 ♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪ 83 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:54,280 ♪ More than family, now we're friends ♪♪ 84 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,074 [whinnying] 85 00:04:01,746 --> 00:04:04,249 {\an8}[gasps] Check out this studio! 86 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:10,004 {\an8}This is the funkiest funky jam pad I have ever seen. 87 00:04:10,088 --> 00:04:11,965 Where's Jaxxon? 88 00:04:12,048 --> 00:04:14,050 ♪ Jaxxon ♪ 89 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:18,846 ♪ Jaxxon, Jaxxon, Jaxxon, Jaxxon, Jaxxon ♪ 90 00:04:20,181 --> 00:04:22,725 {\an8}She has her own entrance music? 91 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:24,811 So, how was your flight in? 92 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,187 -Oh, we drove. -Mm-hmm. 93 00:04:26,271 --> 00:04:29,065 Oh, sometimes I forget, not everyone has 10 helicopters. 94 00:04:30,191 --> 00:04:32,527 Anyways, I got you a little welcome-to-the-studio gift. 95 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:35,280 -[ding] -I hear you like... 96 00:04:36,322 --> 00:04:37,407 pizza? 97 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:38,950 [gasps] 98 00:04:40,118 --> 00:04:42,245 I have found my happy place. 99 00:04:44,789 --> 00:04:48,084 ♪ This is how we do it, I already knew it ♪ 100 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:51,212 {\an8}♪ And now I'm twisted up just like a pretzel ♪ 101 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:53,798 {\an8}-♪ I... ♪ -[dissonant notes playing] 102 00:04:55,341 --> 00:04:57,135 {\an8}Hey! 103 00:04:57,218 --> 00:04:59,095 {\an8}Good. Hunter, I'm writing 104 00:04:59,178 --> 00:05:00,930 {\an8}a second verse for my PorchFest song. 105 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:02,849 {\an8}What rhymes with "pretzel"? 106 00:05:02,932 --> 00:05:04,350 {\an8}Ooh, how 'bout "Vivian"? 107 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,020 {\an8}Vivian? Dude, that's not even close. 108 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:09,689 {\an8}Oh, right. I'm just kidding. 109 00:05:09,772 --> 00:05:11,357 {\an8}I definitely didn't say that because she's on my mind 110 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,484 {\an8}all the time, because she's not. 111 00:05:14,527 --> 00:05:16,029 Well, this was helpful. 112 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:17,655 Bro, I don't get it. If you need help with lyrics, 113 00:05:17,739 --> 00:05:18,906 why don't you just ask Erin? 114 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,366 {\an8}[scoffs] Because I want her to think 115 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,036 {\an8}I'm doing fine so she can focus on her own music. 116 00:05:23,119 --> 00:05:26,289 -Wait, are you not doing fine? -Does it look like I'm doing fine? 117 00:05:26,372 --> 00:05:29,083 I'm trying to find a rhyme for the word "pretzel," man. 118 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:32,587 Look, the truth is, even though I'm excited for Erin, 119 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,963 I wish she didn't go. 120 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:35,965 -For real? -[sighs] Yeah. 121 00:05:36,049 --> 00:05:37,550 I guess it just helps to have her around. 122 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:39,302 She knows how to push me as a musician. 123 00:05:40,762 --> 00:05:43,639 Anyways, this is Erin's big break, and I don't wanna stand in her way. 124 00:05:43,723 --> 00:05:46,184 So, put on a brave face. 125 00:05:48,061 --> 00:05:50,271 Whoa, that is a brave face. 126 00:05:50,355 --> 00:05:51,731 Yeah, and I gotta keep it up, 127 00:05:51,814 --> 00:05:53,191 which is why I'm gonna send Erin videos 128 00:05:53,274 --> 00:05:55,026 telling her how great I'm doing. 129 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,572 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Vivian. 130 00:05:59,655 --> 00:06:01,199 You know Erin's gone, right? 131 00:06:01,282 --> 00:06:03,493 Yeah. I'm just meeting up 132 00:06:03,576 --> 00:06:05,203 with my friend Hunter. 133 00:06:05,286 --> 00:06:06,496 Get off my back. 134 00:06:07,789 --> 00:06:10,917 The real question is, what are you up to? 135 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,002 Just fixing our porch. 136 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:15,963 ♪ There's nothing broken we can't fix ♪ 137 00:06:17,173 --> 00:06:18,883 [choking up] ♪ We'll fix it in the mix ♪ 138 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:21,636 Oh, boy. 139 00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:23,971 Erin helped write that song. 140 00:06:24,055 --> 00:06:25,431 I really miss her. 141 00:06:27,058 --> 00:06:28,601 Chuck, Chuck, Goose, what up? 142 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:30,686 [Chuck sobbing] 143 00:06:31,938 --> 00:06:33,481 That is one down dad. 144 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:35,066 I know. 145 00:06:35,149 --> 00:06:38,194 And the only way to fix him is to fix his porch. 146 00:06:38,277 --> 00:06:41,614 If I can win Chuck a Porchy, maybe he won't be so sad about Erin. 147 00:06:41,697 --> 00:06:43,741 I don't know. Looks like a lot of work. 148 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,159 Not if I get some help. 149 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:47,787 Totally unrelated... I know you two 150 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,164 are secretly dating. 151 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:52,542 [chuckles] Pfft, we are... 152 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:54,168 we are not secretly dating. 153 00:06:54,252 --> 00:06:55,795 Then why are you holding hands? 154 00:06:57,755 --> 00:06:59,424 Because it feels right. 155 00:07:00,508 --> 00:07:02,093 It's true. 156 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:05,471 She's my lady and I'm her man. 157 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,765 Aw. You can't tell anyone. 158 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:10,643 If Erin and Aaron find out, it can seriously distract them 159 00:07:10,726 --> 00:07:12,603 at a crucial moment on their musical journey. 160 00:07:12,687 --> 00:07:15,898 Oh, don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. 161 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:17,733 On one condition. 162 00:07:20,194 --> 00:07:22,488 Keep scraping, lovebirds. 163 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:29,954 Erin? You know what I love about you? 164 00:07:30,037 --> 00:07:31,622 That you don't have a DipDap page. 165 00:07:31,706 --> 00:07:34,250 You're like a social media ghost. It's spooky. 166 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:38,463 Oh, it is? Well, in that case, boo! 167 00:07:38,546 --> 00:07:40,173 Oh, "boo," 'cause you're a ghost. 168 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:41,924 [laughing] I love it. 169 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:44,594 Except it's bad for business. So, I got you this. 170 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:47,638 -My phone? -I took it while you weren't looking 171 00:07:47,722 --> 00:07:49,432 and created a DipDap account for you. 172 00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:52,351 I thought you liked that Erin doesn't have a DipDap account. 173 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:54,562 I do, but I'm not the one buying her songs. 174 00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:57,273 The kids are. And the kids are on DipDap. 175 00:07:57,356 --> 00:07:59,442 Isn't that right, Todd? 176 00:07:59,525 --> 00:08:01,360 Todd says that's right. 177 00:08:01,444 --> 00:08:03,696 Anyways, let's talk about your first single. 178 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:05,323 We need a hit. 179 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:07,116 Ooh, what about the one you wrote about going fishing 180 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,534 with your dad? 181 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,621 It was really... catchy. 182 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:14,582 Okay, no. 183 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,586 What Erin needs is... stay with me here... 184 00:08:18,669 --> 00:08:20,213 a dance pop song. 185 00:08:22,131 --> 00:08:23,841 Dance pop? 186 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:25,176 But I thought you liked my sound. 187 00:08:25,259 --> 00:08:27,470 You said there's music in me the world needs to hear. 188 00:08:27,553 --> 00:08:30,890 And they will hear it, and dance to it. 189 00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:32,225 Because it is... 190 00:08:34,352 --> 00:08:35,853 dance pop. 191 00:08:39,524 --> 00:08:41,275 Hey, hon. 192 00:08:41,359 --> 00:08:43,069 You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. 193 00:08:44,403 --> 00:08:46,239 I know. I just... 194 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,576 don't know. 195 00:08:51,994 --> 00:08:54,038 Oh, looks like I missed a message from Aaron. 196 00:08:54,121 --> 00:08:57,792 Hey, Erin, it's me just killing it over here. 197 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,961 Even found a rhyme for "pretzel." 198 00:09:00,044 --> 00:09:02,964 But I'm saving it for PorchFest. Later. 199 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:04,465 He found a rhyme for "pretzel"? 200 00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:06,300 I've been trying to do that for years! 201 00:09:06,384 --> 00:09:07,927 Ooh, "forgets-ful"! 202 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,346 Nope, that is not a word, Sylvia. 203 00:09:10,429 --> 00:09:14,183 You know what? I'm glad Aaron sent me this. 204 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:16,102 He's doing great on his own. 205 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:18,521 I gotta figure out how to do that too. 206 00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:20,147 Jaxxon? 207 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:22,233 -Let's go dance pop. -[gasps] Good! 208 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:23,651 Because I already have your first single. 209 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:26,862 It's about dresses that have... wait for it... 210 00:09:28,489 --> 00:09:29,490 Pockets! 211 00:09:31,659 --> 00:09:34,161 [dance pop music playing] 212 00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:44,714 ♪ I've got a lot going on, on ♪ 213 00:09:44,797 --> 00:09:48,884 ♪ Catch me out at the salon-on ♪ 214 00:09:48,968 --> 00:09:51,804 ♪ But what's my key to success, let me spell it out for you ♪ 215 00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:57,351 ♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S, I've got pockets in my dress, dress ♪ 216 00:09:57,435 --> 00:10:00,813 ♪ I've got pockets in my dress, dress ♪ 217 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,773 ♪ I've got pockets in my dress ♪ 218 00:10:02,857 --> 00:10:06,277 ♪ I'm on the go with a place to put my cell phone ♪ 219 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,112 ♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S (whoa) ♪ 220 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:11,574 ♪ I've got my pockets in my dress ♪ 221 00:10:11,657 --> 00:10:14,160 [cheers and applause] 222 00:10:26,589 --> 00:10:29,300 [sighs] We've been working nonstop. 223 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:31,427 I am so tired. 224 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,763 Hey, Butt Spark's not complaining. 225 00:10:35,097 --> 00:10:37,058 Butt Spark, what are you doing here? 226 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:42,104 Natasha knows my secret... that my butt sparks. 227 00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:48,903 Well, well, well. Look who it is. 228 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:52,031 Natasha, destroyer of porches. 229 00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:55,493 I have no idea what you're talking about, basement boy. 230 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:59,330 Well, maybe this will refresh your memory. 231 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:00,414 [chuckles] 232 00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:06,462 Oh, that could be any girl and her mini-horse. 233 00:11:07,588 --> 00:11:10,424 That'll teach you to mess with Natasha Williams 234 00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:12,385 and Captain Cutie Pie. 235 00:11:15,429 --> 00:11:18,599 Dang it! Please don't call the fuzz. 236 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:21,394 The cops? No, that's not why I'm here. 237 00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,230 I want you to wreck the porch again. 238 00:11:25,272 --> 00:11:27,024 Wait. I'm sorry, what? 239 00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:31,153 The truth is, I don't even like PorchFest. 240 00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:33,280 My dad makes me sing about his porch, 241 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:35,908 but I wanna sing my own songs, 242 00:11:35,991 --> 00:11:38,619 about life and love, 243 00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:40,746 and I don't know, dogs that fly airplanes. 244 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,836 Scotty, simple Scotty, 245 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:49,463 wrecking your dad's porch is not the answer. 246 00:11:49,547 --> 00:11:51,132 He'll just rebuild it. 247 00:11:51,215 --> 00:11:53,759 If you want this to end, there's only one thing to do. 248 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,262 Write that airplane dog song? 249 00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:58,347 Yeah, I have so many questions. 250 00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:02,017 I was gonna say Scotty should help with our porch. 251 00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:04,520 If we win, his dad would finally taste defeat, 252 00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:07,189 and that might knock him down a peg. 253 00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:10,276 -I'm not sure, guys. -I'll take that as a yes. 254 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,111 -Now, get to work! -Right away, boss. 255 00:12:12,194 --> 00:12:13,654 -On it. -Okay. 256 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,785 [acoustic guitar playing] 257 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,331 It's almost PorchFest. 258 00:12:24,415 --> 00:12:25,958 What'd you think about that solo, Erin? 259 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,502 [whinnying] 260 00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:32,047 You may look like Erin, but your taste in music is way off. 261 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,343 If Natasha asks, I am not up here. 262 00:12:38,471 --> 00:12:41,056 Also, what is happening? 263 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:43,893 I work better when I bounce ideas off Erin, 264 00:12:43,976 --> 00:12:47,521 but she's not here, so Captain Cutie Pie had to step up. 265 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:49,106 Oh. Are these your new lyrics? 266 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,483 Uh, yeah, but you don't really need to... 267 00:12:50,566 --> 00:12:52,860 "Hey, hey, hey, I don't accept defeat. 268 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:56,405 Hay, hay, hay, is something good to eat." 269 00:12:58,783 --> 00:13:01,285 Maybe I shouldn't be bouncing ideas off a horse. 270 00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:05,456 -Or dressing it up like my sister. -[Captain Cutie Pie nickering] 271 00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:07,082 Probably not, no. 272 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,294 Honestly, don't tell Erin, but I'm kinda having 273 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,546 a hard time with my music since she left. 274 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,507 It turns out we work really well together. 275 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,883 Uh, duh. 276 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,718 That's why she wanted to play PorchFest with you. 277 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:20,763 And become a band. 278 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:23,974 Wait... a band? 279 00:13:25,017 --> 00:13:27,686 With me, not just for PorchFest, but like, for real? 280 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:30,064 Yeah. She was going to ask you, 281 00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:32,191 but then you told her to leave. 282 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:33,609 It hurt her feelings. 283 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:36,070 That's why she went to New York. 284 00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:37,446 [Hunter] Whoa. 285 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,156 Truth revealed. 286 00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:42,451 I'm also hiding from Natasha. 287 00:13:42,535 --> 00:13:45,037 So, wait, the only reason Erin's in New York 288 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,956 is 'cause I said I wanted to go solo? 289 00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:48,332 Yeah. 290 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,043 But now, I don't want to go solo. 291 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:52,711 I gotta call her. 292 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,217 [Jaxxon] Hey, Erin can't come to the phone right now. 293 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,135 She's busy becoming a superstar. 294 00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:01,929 Namaste. 295 00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:05,307 Looks like there's only one thing left to do. 296 00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:07,017 Go to New York, ask Erin to come back, 297 00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:08,727 get home just in time to play PorchFest? 298 00:14:08,811 --> 00:14:11,063 Exactly. I'm going to New York. 299 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:12,523 Boy trip! 300 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,697 Backup dancers only? 301 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,283 [faint music playing] 302 00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:26,704 You a dancer? 303 00:14:26,787 --> 00:14:28,998 No, but my sister's in there, 304 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,166 and I just took the train all the way from New Jersey, 305 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,377 and a rat tried to steal my string cheese. 306 00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:36,171 Well, not tried. It did. 307 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,884 That's tough, man. I've been there myself. 308 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:45,806 So, you gonna let me in? 309 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,391 No. 310 00:14:51,896 --> 00:14:54,189 Then I'm just gonna have to let myself in. 311 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:07,244 ♪ Pepperoni, meatball, sausage, or bacon ♪ 312 00:15:07,328 --> 00:15:08,662 ♪ It's more than a meal ♪ 313 00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:11,916 ♪ It's the memories that we're making ♪ 314 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,375 [humming] 315 00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:14,877 All right, Chuckles. 316 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,588 There's something outside you might want to see. 317 00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:19,632 -Is it Erin? -Yes, it is. 318 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,302 Not. But now that you're up, 319 00:15:23,385 --> 00:15:25,554 you might as well come with me. 320 00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,973 Feast your eyes on this. 321 00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,226 Tada! 322 00:15:32,561 --> 00:15:35,522 Whoa. It's exactly as I pictured it! 323 00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:38,359 What do you say? Ready to win a Porchy? 324 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,611 Wait, you did this for me? 325 00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:43,280 Yep, all by myself. 326 00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:46,325 Ahem! 327 00:15:46,408 --> 00:15:48,452 Fine, I had a little help. 328 00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:50,037 Ahem! 329 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,373 Fine, I had a lot of help. 330 00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:53,499 Ahem. 331 00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:55,626 I already said I had a lot of help. 332 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,712 Sorry, I was just clearing my throat. 333 00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,714 Scotty, what are you doing here? 334 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:03,968 Taking down my pops so I can set my musical heart free. 335 00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:06,136 PorchFest starts in a couple of hours 336 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,554 and you look like a man 337 00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:09,390 who's been moping around the house, Chuck. 338 00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:12,977 I'll hit the shower, then put on my fancy flannel. 339 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,520 I'm back, baby! 340 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:17,022 [phone chimes] 341 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,817 Oh, no. I just got a text from Aaron. 342 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,945 He can't get to Erin and a rat ate his string cheese. 343 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,530 -This is terrible. -I know. 344 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:26,281 He really needs his calcium. 345 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:29,368 You're worried about Aaron and Erin? What about Chuck? 346 00:16:29,451 --> 00:16:32,579 If we don't have a musical act, he can't win a Porchy. 347 00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,164 How are we gonna find a musical act 348 00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:36,583 -at the last second? -Ahem. 349 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,253 You're right. You could do it. 350 00:16:39,336 --> 00:16:40,754 Actually, I was just clearing my throat again. 351 00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,717 But yeah. Yeah, that'd be amazing. 352 00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,138 All right, let's run it from the dance break again. 353 00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:51,181 Again? 354 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,850 We should call the song Blisters on my Feet, 355 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,268 'cause that's what I have. 356 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:59,773 ♪ P-O-C-K-E-T-S, I've got pockets in my dress ♪ 357 00:17:02,276 --> 00:17:04,236 You hire another male dancer? 358 00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:06,530 I don't know. Sounds like something I'd do. 359 00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:09,324 Erin! Erin! 360 00:17:09,408 --> 00:17:11,285 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 361 00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:12,578 Also sorry. 362 00:17:14,621 --> 00:17:17,291 All right, that one was your fault. 363 00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,626 Hey, I know that clumsy dancer. Aaron! 364 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:22,129 -What? -No, Aaron! 365 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,423 Aaron? 366 00:17:24,506 --> 00:17:26,508 We gotta talk. 367 00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:27,760 [music stops] 368 00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:31,638 Uh, boy I didn't pick, what are you doing here? 369 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:35,350 -I need to talk to my sister. -Oh-ho-ho, I don't think so. 370 00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:38,479 Todd, kick him out, and give him a piece of your mind! 371 00:17:39,813 --> 00:17:42,608 Oh, well, don't say that, Todd. He's a kid. 372 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,568 Actually, I think these two need a minute, 373 00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,612 so how 'bout you back off?! 374 00:17:46,695 --> 00:17:48,739 That's right, you just got Mama Bear-ed. 375 00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:51,283 That's a five. 376 00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:53,869 Okay, what is going on? 377 00:17:53,952 --> 00:17:55,996 Vivian told me you want to be in a band with me. 378 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,708 I wanted to be in a band with you. Not anymore. 379 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,419 Besides, you're already doing great without me. 380 00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:03,921 You even found a rhyme for "pretzel." 381 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,589 Actually, I didn't. 382 00:18:05,672 --> 00:18:07,341 Oh, good. 383 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,927 'Cause the day someone does, all bets'll be off. 384 00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:13,138 [both] "Bets'll!" 385 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:15,724 All right, first off, we're geniuses. 386 00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,811 Second, look, when I thought Jaxxon wanted me, I was excited. 387 00:18:18,894 --> 00:18:21,063 But I'm glad she picked you, 388 00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:23,607 'cause it gave me a chance to see something... 389 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,359 that you make my music better. 390 00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:28,320 Maybe you make my music better too. 391 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:30,114 Maybe I would have said that to you if you hadn't told me 392 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:32,157 to go to New York, you bing-bong. 393 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,243 I was trying to help you achieve your dreams. 394 00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,246 Pockets in My Dress is not my dream, 395 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:40,749 even if they do make a lot of sense. 396 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,127 So convenient. 397 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:47,005 So, what do you say? Wanna go home, start a band? 398 00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:49,633 Not just for PorchFest, but for real? 399 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:52,761 Okay, I'm in. 400 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:56,431 Jaxxon, I'm going in a different direction. 401 00:18:56,515 --> 00:18:59,226 What? Nobody quits on Jaxxon. 402 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,854 I quit, and I'm telling Mom everything! 403 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:03,397 [gasps] 404 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,946 Aw, good for Todd. 405 00:19:11,029 --> 00:19:12,823 But, back to PorchFest. 406 00:19:12,906 --> 00:19:14,283 I don't know if we'll make it in time. 407 00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:17,452 I'm sure Natasha will stall for us. She always thinks of something. 408 00:19:17,536 --> 00:19:18,704 Let's go. 409 00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:22,040 [music playing] 410 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:25,836 ♪ Well, some dogs bark, and some dogs bite ♪ 411 00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:30,132 ♪ Some dogs howl in the dead of night ♪ 412 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:33,802 ♪ Throw 'em a bone and they'll wag their tail ♪ 413 00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:37,598 ♪ But this dog's taking it to the air ♪ 414 00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:41,602 ♪ Captain Dog, sky high canine ♪ 415 00:19:41,685 --> 00:19:48,066 ♪ Captain Dog, this dog is flying ♪♪ 416 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:51,612 [howling] 417 00:19:51,695 --> 00:19:53,739 Yeah! 418 00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,490 [all cheering] 419 00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:57,492 Scotty? What was that? 420 00:19:57,576 --> 00:20:00,579 My song, Pops. My own song! 421 00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:01,914 [howling] 422 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,125 I'm confused. Your entry was supposed 423 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,877 to be for Erin and Aaron. 424 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,546 Our official entry. This was unofficial. 425 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,548 Then, where are they? 426 00:20:11,632 --> 00:20:12,966 They're right here. 427 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,010 My baby's back! 428 00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:18,388 There's so much I want to say, but you gotta get on that stage. 429 00:20:18,472 --> 00:20:19,973 Please tell me you goobers figured out 430 00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:21,475 what song you're gonna play. 431 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,519 Actually, we did. 432 00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,146 We're playing both. 433 00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,523 [music playing] 434 00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:35,030 ♪ If you were wondering if this is my stage ♪ 435 00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:37,699 ♪ The one and only, can't you see my name ♪ 436 00:20:37,783 --> 00:20:40,160 ♪ I don't need permission, just listen, I got a vision ♪ 437 00:20:40,244 --> 00:20:43,372 -♪ And you know it ♪ -♪ It's so obvious ♪ 438 00:20:43,455 --> 00:20:46,375 ♪ I am phenomenal ♪ 439 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,044 ♪ I don't need to prove it, I don't need to prove it ♪ 440 00:20:49,127 --> 00:20:51,797 ♪ Look at me in the zone ♪ 441 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,175 ♪ I already knew it, I already knew it ♪ 442 00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,011 ♪ A power chord, the leader board ♪ 443 00:20:58,095 --> 00:21:00,639 ♪ When I show up, the game is over ♪ 444 00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:03,350 ♪ I am phenomenal ♪ 445 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:06,311 ♪ I already knew it, this is how we do it ♪ 446 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,231 ♪ I always thought I would rock the show my way ♪ 447 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,984 ♪ But there's just something about the way we play ♪ 448 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,860 ♪ Never thought I'd say it, but maybe the way ♪ 449 00:21:13,944 --> 00:21:17,739 -♪ We slay it's kinda magic ♪ -♪ It's so obvious ♪ 450 00:21:17,823 --> 00:21:20,659 ♪ We are phenomenal ♪ 451 00:21:20,742 --> 00:21:23,328 ♪ We don't need to prove it, we don't need to prove it ♪ 452 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:26,373 ♪ Look at us in the zone ♪ 453 00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:29,167 ♪ We already knew it, we already knew it ♪ 454 00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:32,212 ♪ A power chord, the leader board ♪ 455 00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:34,798 ♪ When we show up, the game is over ♪ 456 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:37,592 ♪ We are phenomenal ♪ 457 00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:40,679 ♪ We already knew it, this is how we do it ♪ 458 00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:45,225 That's my porch! 459 00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:50,314 And this is my son, and I loved his weird dog song. 460 00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:51,773 [both howling] 461 00:21:51,857 --> 00:21:54,901 ♪ We are phenomenal ♪ 462 00:21:54,985 --> 00:21:57,612 ♪ We don't need to prove it, we don't need to prove it ♪ 463 00:21:57,696 --> 00:22:00,615 ♪ Look at us in the zone ♪ 464 00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:03,577 ♪ We already knew it, we already knew it ♪ 465 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,538 ♪ We raise the bar, it's who we are ♪ 466 00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:09,166 ♪ When we show up, the game is over ♪ 467 00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:11,960 ♪ We are phenomenal ♪ 468 00:22:12,044 --> 00:22:15,088 ♪ We already knew it, this is how we do it ♪♪ 469 00:22:17,674 --> 00:22:20,135 [both] Thank you, PorchFest! 470 00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:22,721 [cheers and applause] 471 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:34,066 Not gonna lie, we look pretty awesome. 472 00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:36,693 Yeah, I'm very happy with this pose. 473 00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:39,488 I'm so proud of my PorchFest winners. 474 00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,573 How about your Porchy winner? 475 00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,784 Oh, you better believe it. 476 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,911 Well, I couldn't have done it without Natasha. 477 00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:47,537 And I couldn't have done it 478 00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:50,040 without blackmailing Hunter and Vivian. 479 00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,626 Oh, we're going by Huntivian now. 480 00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,379 I'm really happy for you guys. 481 00:22:55,462 --> 00:22:57,756 I'm also happy to be home starting a band. 482 00:22:57,839 --> 00:22:59,758 About that, I got us our first gig. 483 00:23:00,801 --> 00:23:02,219 Without asking me? 484 00:23:02,302 --> 00:23:04,304 We're a band, we have to decide these things together. 485 00:23:04,388 --> 00:23:05,931 -It's at Ziggy's Pizza Yurt. -[gasps] 486 00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:08,141 Forget what I said, this is great! 487 00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:09,976 Wait, we should get a tour bus. 488 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:12,479 -Dad and Sylvia can drive. -Totally! 489 00:23:12,562 --> 00:23:13,980 And I don't wanna sound like a bigshot, 490 00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:16,024 but I only want green jelly beans in my dressing room. 491 00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:17,901 Oh, that's great, 'cause I only eat purples. 492 00:23:17,984 --> 00:23:19,861 [Aaron] Perfect. 493 00:23:19,945 --> 00:23:22,489 They created a band, 494 00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:25,283 and we helped create a monster. 495 00:23:26,284 --> 00:23:27,536 What have we done? 496 00:23:29,287 --> 00:23:31,790 [music] 497 00:23:37,963 --> 00:23:40,841 ♪ I am phenomenal ♪ 498 00:23:40,924 --> 00:23:43,760 ♪ I don't need to prove it ♪ 499 00:23:43,844 --> 00:23:46,513 ♪ Look at me in the zone ♪ 500 00:23:46,596 --> 00:23:49,683 ♪ I already knew it ♪ 501 00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:52,602 ♪ A power chord, the leader board ♪ 502 00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:55,147 ♪ When I show up, the game is over ♪ 503 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,983 ♪ I am phenomenal ♪ 504 00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:01,069 ♪ I already knew it, this is how we do it ♪♪