1 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:20,437 ♪ Breakfast, breakfast, we are ready for breakfast ♪ 2 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,649 ♪ Breakfast, breakfast, we are ready for breakfast ♪ 3 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,443 ♪ Breakfast! ♪ 4 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,236 Whoo! 5 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,571 Great song. 6 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,449 Almost as great as my pancakes. 7 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,867 Yikes. 8 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,994 Oh, I'm sure they're great. 9 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,205 Uh, I am less sure now. 10 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:42,810 Sorry, it's been a while since I've made pancakes. 11 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,794 I was just trying to impress my new family. 12 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,921 It's okay, Chuck. We needed new coasters. 13 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,383 Cheers to that. 14 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,470 Honey, we do not drink straight from the syrup bottle. 15 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,389 - Since when? - Since we became a family 16 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,953 and we don't want Chuck and Erin to know all of our bad habits. 17 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,521 No judgments here. 18 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,000 Well, don't fill up on coaster pancakes, 19 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,901 because tonight, it's Saturday sushi night. 20 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,322 Cool, cool, it's just that Saturday night, we do pizza. 21 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,866 Okay, but we do sushi. 22 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:16,177 For real, though, we've missed it 23 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,762 these past few weekends with you guys moving in, 24 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,246 but every Saturday night, my dad and I do pizza. 25 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,083 Well, that's very sweet, but tonight we're having sushi. 26 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,210 - Pizza. - Sushi. 27 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,003 Fight! Fight! Fight! 28 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,797 Nobody is fighting. 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,049 In fact, these little disagreements, 30 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,693 you're gonna have to find a way to work them out 31 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:33,802 now that we're a family. 32 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,720 Yeah. You got until 5:00 33 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,598 to tell us what we're eating, or I'm cooking. 34 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,226 Easy, Dad. Nobody has to get hurt. 35 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,813 Yeah, we'll find a way to agree on dinner. 36 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,815 Well, you better, Erins. 37 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,151 I can't live like this! 38 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,279 Just have some syrup. 39 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,244 ♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪ 40 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,788 - ♪ I'm a little more pop ♪ - ♪ I'm a little more rock ♪ 41 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:03,373 - ♪ Let's roll ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 42 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:07,043 ♪ When this world brings us something brand-new ♪ 43 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,504 {\an8}♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪ 44 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:13,383 {\an8}♪ It's give and take in this song we're singing ♪ 45 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,553 ♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪ 46 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,305 ♪ More than family, now we're friends ♪♪ 47 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,977 Erin! 48 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,397 Erin! 49 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,570 Erin! 50 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,280 Why are you auto-tuning your name? 51 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,699 {\an8}Actually, I was auto-tuning your name because… 52 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:42,579 {\an8}♪ I wanna make you an offer ♪ 53 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,832 {\an8}Did you say "offer" or "otter"? 54 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,333 {\an8}- Offer. - Aw, man. 55 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,669 {\an8}Did you know they fall asleep holding hands? 56 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,504 {\an8}I did, and it's adorable. 57 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,340 {\an8}Now, if you agree to sushi tonight, 58 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,218 I'll give you the music room to yourself for a whole week. 59 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,595 - Pass. - Two weeks! 60 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,555 - Nope. - Fourteen days. 61 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,432 - That's two weeks. - Dang it. 62 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,267 {\an8}Math tricks usually work on Natasha. 63 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,062 {\an8}Listen, this is about more than just food. 64 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,814 {\an8}If I lose Saturday pizza night, 65 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,400 who knows what other family traditions I'll lose next. 66 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,111 Whoopie cushion Wednesday, rock-and-roll Valentines, 67 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,446 April Fools Month! 68 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,989 Don't you mean April Fool's Day? 69 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:19,407 That's not what I said. 70 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,035 Well, my side of the family has lots of traditions 71 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:24,913 I don't wanna lose either, like Friday night jam sessions. 72 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,956 Let me guess… You jam on your piano 73 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,000 while your mom and Natasha make actual jam? 74 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,543 Wow, you really know us. 75 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,837 Look, I get it. 76 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,339 This isn't easy for either of us, 77 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:37,383 so how 'bout we settle this the old-fashioned way? 78 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,469 - Jousting on horseback? - Less old-fashioned. 79 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,930 - Duel at dawn? - Chill, Hamilton. 80 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,348 I'm thinking thumb war. 81 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,391 Sure. Just, wash your hands first. 82 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,976 No time! 83 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,979 One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 84 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,272 Sneak attack! 85 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,358 I win! 86 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,360 No fair, you cheated! 87 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,203 Let's settle this with rock, paper, scissors. 88 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,447 Or we could play bread, sauce, cheese. 89 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,032 - What's that? - Pizza! 90 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,952 Sorry, but we're actually playing fish, rice, seaweed. 91 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,764 Aren't you gonna ask what that is? 92 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,122 - No. - Wrong, it's sushi! 93 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,918 ♪ Well, it sounds gross ♪ 94 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,921 In case you missed that, it sounds gross. 95 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:18,466 This is going nowhere. We clearly need help. 96 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:23,304 Any time I need help, I call the smartest person I know. 97 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,597 Hello, Erin. 98 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,892 Hello, Aaron. 99 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,402 Somebody's looking Dad to the bone. 100 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,798 Guess you're really excited for your first Daddy-Daughter Day 101 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,031 with your bonus daughter. 102 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,574 Everything's gotta be perfect. 103 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,327 The first Daddy-Daughter Day can make or break our relationship. 104 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,955 I'm sure it'll be as great as my Mommy-Mommy day. 105 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,498 What's a Mommy-Mommy day? 106 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,750 Um, it's hard to explain unless you're a mom. 107 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,877 She's getting her hair done, Chuck. 108 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,689 All right, well, call me if you need anything. 109 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,215 But just so you know, I get really bad reception 110 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,758 at the hair salon, the nail salon, 111 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,427 and the frozen yogurt place. 112 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,721 - Bye, honey. - Bye, Mom. 113 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,806 A toast to our first Daddy-Daughter Day. 114 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,016 Okay. 115 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,812 Mm, this taste like a melted popsicle. 116 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,856 Because it is! That's popsicle juice. 117 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:17,483 You know, 'cause I'm a Pop, get it? 118 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,736 Love the joke, love the juice. 119 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,238 You're on fire, Chuckles. 120 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,615 Well, it's not my first Daddy-Daughter Day. 121 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,535 In fact, I got some of Erin's old toys here. 122 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,539 This is Erin's first doll. 123 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,167 What happened to her hair? 124 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,668 Erin gave her a mohawk. 125 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,421 That's stage-diving Debbie. You wanna catch her? 126 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,590 No, I do not. 127 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,799 What else you got? 128 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,760 Well, maybe you like playing dress-up. 129 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,179 I don't like it. I love it! 130 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:50,725 Don't worry, the blood is fake. 131 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,894 And so is my smile. 132 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,813 Well, I got something in here that Erin loved, 133 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,774 and I know you will too. 134 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,111 I'm gonna stop you right there, Chuck. 135 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,782 These things may have entertained Erin, 136 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,285 but I have more sophisticated tastes. 137 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,454 Like what? 138 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,293 Welcome to the high life, Charles. 139 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,343 Welcome to musical therapy. 140 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,428 I've asked each of you to prepare a song 141 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,139 as a method to hear each other's inner voice. 142 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,809 Now, Aaron, please sing about why you want sushi 143 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,727 as badly as I want you. 144 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,232 ♪ I love sushi ♪ 145 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,568 ♪ It's time to eat, so get off your little tushy ♪ 146 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,571 ♪ Fish and rice is the perfect meal for you-shi ♪ 147 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:49,826 ♪ Edamame for Mommy and wasabi for my homie ♪ 148 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:54,330 ♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme sushi every Saturday, hey ♪♪ 149 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,084 Wow, therapists aren't supposed to date their clients, 150 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,336 but I think the board will understand. 151 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,132 Um, Dr. Viv. 152 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:05,591 Should I play my song now? 153 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,593 Oh, right. You're here. 154 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,681 Yes, tell us what you love about pizza. 155 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,933 That was a fun song, Aaron. 156 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,435 But my song goes a little deeper, 157 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,812 like a Chicago deep-dish. 158 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:25,111 ♪ Pizza, you're always there when I need ya ♪ 159 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:27,488 ♪ When the world knocks you to your knees ♪ 160 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,240 ♪ Just grab a slice of cheese ♪ 161 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,243 ♪ Pepperoni, meatball, sausage, or bacon ♪ 162 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,870 ♪ It's more than a meal ♪ 163 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,038 ♪ It's the memories that we're making ♪ 164 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,417 ♪ I love you pizza ♪ 165 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,673 - Erin, are you crying? - Shh. 166 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,300 Let her work. 167 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,721 Um, yeah, we can have sushi or whatever. 168 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:55,183 No, Erin, I can't just sit here and watch you suffer like this. 169 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,351 Wait, what are you saying? 170 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,313 I'm saying that we're doing pizza tonight. 171 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:01,731 I'm telling your dad right now. 172 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,737 Breakthrough… you learned the power of musical therapy. 173 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,281 And Fake Tears. 174 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:12,950 You tricked him? 175 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,036 Yeah. It's kind of my thing. 176 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,088 ♪ It was kinda sad to kiss sushi goodbye ♪ 177 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,300 ♪ But a whole lot sadder watching Erin cry ♪ 178 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:30,510 ♪ And I… ♪ 179 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,305 - What the… - Sorry. 180 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,015 Hunter, what are you doing here? 181 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,683 Erin and I were playing hide-and-seek, 182 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,727 and she never came to find me. 183 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,022 Look, I'm actually glad you're here. 184 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,733 - I have a problem. - Yeah, I heard your song. 185 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,276 You're a cry guy too, huh? 186 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,111 It's nice to know I'm not alone. 187 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,780 I was talking about girl Erin. 188 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:54,200 Pssh, yeah, I don't cry either, especially not during movies 189 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,803 where people and aliens become friends. 190 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,372 But wait, Erin cried? She never cries. 191 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,165 Well, we were figuring out which one of us 192 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,929 gets to keep our Saturday dinner tradition, 193 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,627 and she started sobbing. 194 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,337 I guess pizza means a lot to her. 195 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,464 Bro, there's no way. The girl was voted 196 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,468 Least Likely to Cry in our eighth grade yearbook. 197 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,094 That's a weird thing to vote on. 198 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,679 I bet you she used Fake Tears on you. 199 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:16,597 - How do you know? - Because there's a bottle 200 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,474 that says Fake Tears right there. 201 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,686 Fake Tears? She tricked me! 202 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,896 Maybe this year you'll be voted Most Trickable! 203 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,856 I was actually voted that at my last school. 204 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,441 Or at least I thought I was. 205 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,318 - They tricked you, buddy? - Yeah. 206 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,446 Anyway, if Erin's gonna play dirty, so am I. 207 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,882 Do you even know how to play dirty? 208 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,241 Not even a little. 209 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,459 Now, this is my idea of a Daddy-Daughter Day. 210 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,879 This sure is fancy. 211 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,507 - What kind of tea is this? - It's hot hose water. 212 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,385 Time for a toast, Charles. 213 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,596 Sure, uh, let me just pick this up with these hooves. 214 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,097 It's a little tricky. 215 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,892 Oops! Oh, I spilled the tea. 216 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,186 And not in a fun gossipy way. 217 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,522 I got it, I got it. I got it. 218 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,898 I… 219 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,988 Heavens, Charles, what have you done? 220 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,661 I'm sorry, Princess. 221 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,456 I guess I really made a mess of this magical tea party. 222 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,542 I would say it's okay, but it's not. 223 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,047 Will you give a wounded unicorn one more shot? 224 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,132 Let me talk to the Captain. 225 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,766 It was a split decision, but we'll give you another shot. 226 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,518 Wait. 227 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,020 Which one of you didn't vote for me? 228 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,523 I'm not at liberty to say. 229 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,529 Wow, look at you going all out. 230 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,865 It's our family's first Saturday pizza night. 231 00:10:57,948 --> 00:10:59,575 I wanna make it memorable. 232 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,827 Already ordered the pizza and everything. 233 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,330 Great! But man, I can't shake the image 234 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,082 of you blubbering like a baby before. 235 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,833 I wouldn't say I was blubbering. 236 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,418 No, you definitely went full blubber. 237 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,047 And I want to make sure it never happens again. 238 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,049 So, I wrote up a little contract. 239 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,887 Sign this, and we'll have pizza every Saturday night forever. 240 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,431 I'm down with that! 241 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,520 Ha! Got you! 242 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,730 This actually says we're having sushi every Saturday. 243 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,149 That's right, I can play dirty too. 244 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,529 Oh, I guess you found my Fake Tears. 245 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,740 My bad. I just wanted to eat some pizza, 246 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,993 make some memories, and I lost my way. 247 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,163 There's something broken in me. 248 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,378 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't cry. 249 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,007 Wait, you just used 'em again, didn't you? 250 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,343 I buy these babies in bulk. 251 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,931 I don't blame you for trying. My contract was pretty genius. 252 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,307 It was pretty illegal. 253 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,227 By tricking me into signing a contract, 254 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,979 you committed fraud. 255 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,397 This could land you in jail. 256 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,275 What?! I can't do time in the slammer. 257 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,902 I could barely handle sleepaway camp! 258 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,822 Plus, prison time will ruin your clean-cut pop image. 259 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,408 You'll never land on the Billboard charts after that. 260 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,826 No! 261 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,495 I better flush this down the toilet. 262 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,414 Oh, wait, no! You'll clog the house toilet. 263 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,999 You have to go to the gas station. 264 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,375 You're right. Thanks! 265 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,170 Go! 266 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,262 Daddy-Daughter Day has been a daddy-daughter disaster. 267 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,931 That's because we haven't tried… 268 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,975 wrestling! 269 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,437 Ladies and gentlemen… 270 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,318 and horses, it's Papa Piledriver 271 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,944 going up against… What's your name? 272 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,196 Natasha. 273 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,531 You should really know that by now. 274 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,492 No, I mean, what's your wrestling name? 275 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:08,329 Oh, right. Princess Pain! 276 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:12,374 And she's about to give him the royal treatment. 277 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,792 And begin! 278 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,938 Papa Piledriver is the heavyweight champion 279 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,464 of Asbury Park, but Princess Pain 280 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:19,840 is giving him all he can handle! 281 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,136 - Now, let me have it. - You sure about that? 282 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,554 Yeah, throw me as hard as you can. 283 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,014 I can take it. 284 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,724 You're my witness, Captain Cutie Pie. 285 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,017 He said do it. 286 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,228 Princess power! 287 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:34,855 Chuck! 288 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,859 - You okay? - I think so. 289 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,237 I can't really see. Is the porch okay? 290 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,697 It's not so bad. 291 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,536 Yeah, I was lying. It's bad. 292 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,501 So, what's the plan, man? 293 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,170 When the pizza's ready, they'll say, "Order up for Erin!" 294 00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,964 And I'll say, "Pfft, I'm Aaron," 295 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,091 which is, like, technically not a lie. 296 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,718 And I'll eat the pizzas to get rid of the evidence, 297 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,470 then take another nap at home. 298 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,180 You mean, my home? 299 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,182 He means our home. 300 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,602 - Order up for Erin. - That's me. 301 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,479 Wait, Aaron, look! Charlie Puth! 302 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,774 Dude, she's totally lying. Don't turn around. 303 00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,443 But what if she's not, man! 304 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,696 The second you turn around, 305 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,965 she's gonna make a run for the pizza. 306 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,216 I'm telling you, Charlie's not here. 307 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,284 You don't know that. He could be anywhere. 308 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,870 He's a fashion chameleon. 309 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,414 I already got the pizzas, bing-bongs. 310 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,832 Give me those pizzas! 311 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,458 Never! 312 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,130 Sorry, ma'am. 313 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,550 Have a seat! 314 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,472 Ow! 315 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,974 Are you okay? 316 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,851 Yeah, I think so. 317 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,185 Good. Game on. 318 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,690 Order up for Charlie, last name Puth. 319 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:02,735 Yep, I got a pizza for the Charlie Puth. 320 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,530 I can never tell him. 321 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,324 Erin, wait! 322 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,867 Not a chance, man! 323 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,785 We are not having pizza! 324 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,330 Yes, we are. I tricked you fair and square. 325 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,879 I can run all day. 326 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,631 You're never getting this pizza. 327 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,882 Fine! 328 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,634 I don't even care anymore. You win. 329 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,473 Aw, he's making me feel bad. 330 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,266 Pizza will fix that. 331 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,938 ♪ Pepperoni, meatball, sausage, or bacon ♪ 332 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,648 ♪ It's more than a meal, it's the… ♪ 333 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,442 ♪ Pizza I'm taking ♪ 334 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,778 Tricked you! This order's to go. 335 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,281 Mom?! 336 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,539 - Oh… - No. 337 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,962 Back home early from the salon, huh? 338 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,839 I don't know if it's the pepperoni, 339 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,008 but your skin is glowing. 340 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,732 Tell me, Aaron, why exactly did you throw pizza at me? 341 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,652 I'm really sorry, but if you wanna be mad 342 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,987 at anybody, it's Erin. 343 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,864 This all started because she tricked me into pizza. 344 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,534 Okay, yeah, but then you tried to trick me into sushi 345 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,827 with a fake contract. 346 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,304 Don't tell the cops. I can't do time. 347 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,039 Okay, I don't know what's going on between you two, 348 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833 but I'm about to make my disappointed face. 349 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,335 Oh, no, anything but the disappointed face. 350 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,962 Wait, what are you guys even saying? 351 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,923 There it is. 352 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,301 She saw into my soul and told it I was wrong. 353 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,680 - What can we do to fix this? - Not my problem. 354 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,558 My problem is that I keep finding pepperoni 355 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,143 places it shouldn't be. 356 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,602 So, I'm gonna go back to the salon 357 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,021 to get de-ronied. 358 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,915 When I come back, there better be food on the table, 359 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,109 or we will never have pizza or sushi again. 360 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,611 Does that include pizza bagels? 361 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,363 You bet your butt it does. 362 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,994 How are we gonna get dinner if we don't have any more money? 363 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,831 I'll tell you how. I'm just gonna cook pizza. 364 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,250 Well, then I'm just gonna cook sushi. 365 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,835 You don't cook sushi, you make it. 366 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,670 So, you're already off to a bad start. 367 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,381 You're right. If I don't have to cook it, 368 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,717 that means it'll be even easier to make. 369 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,179 Mastering the art of sushi 370 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,890 may be the most difficult task of your lifetime. 371 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:38,974 Lifetime? 372 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,540 Okay, I don't need to master it, I just need to make one meal. 373 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,315 Even one meal could take years to perfect. 374 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:50,027 I don't have years! I'll have to wing it. 375 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,988 Improper handling of sushi may result in death. 376 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,907 Death?! 377 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,034 Not as easy as you thought, huh? 378 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,787 Well, anyone can make a pizza. 379 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,250 - Lose something? - No. 380 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,752 I know where it is. 381 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,213 It's on the ceiling. 382 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,650 - Coated deck screw. - Coated deck screw. 383 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,348 - Electric screwdriver. - Electric screwdriver. 384 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,851 Actually, step aside. Let a kid handle this. 385 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,319 - Boom. - That's some good woodwork! 386 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,779 I learn from the best. 387 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,991 And now, back to Daddy-Daughter Day. 388 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,244 If only I could find something I do well with you. 389 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,370 How 'bout the porch? 390 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,847 Ah, let the porch find its own daughter. 391 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,164 I'm worried about me and you. 392 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,499 No. 393 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,793 I'm saying we fixed the porch together, 394 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,253 and it was fun. 395 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,964 Wait, did we just find our thing? 396 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,423 Yeah. 397 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,300 Too bad there's nothing else to fix. 398 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,844 Unless… 399 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,889 Princess Pain returns for a rematch! 400 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,683 - Swing me. - You got it. 401 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,519 Princess power! 402 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,774 Whoo! 403 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,986 Best Daddy-Daughter Day ever! 404 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,078 Aw, yeah, this is gonna be the one! 405 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,538 I can feel it! 406 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,880 I'm pretty sure your toppings aren't supposed to be floating. 407 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,509 When our family sees that, they'll be begging for my sushi. 408 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,722 Come on, work with me, sushi log! 409 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,682 Oh! 410 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,894 Oh, you think that's funny? 411 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,189 Well, not as funny as this. 412 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,441 Hey! Mine was an accident. 413 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,860 But this one's not. 414 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,948 Oh, that's it! Time for a free delivery. 415 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,245 We're really doing this? 416 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,081 Oh… we're doing this. 417 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,834 Then no more Mr. Rice Guy. 418 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,962 Oh! Oh, say cheese! 419 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,316 - Hey, time out! - Okay. 420 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,571 Oh, man, my mom is gonna kill us. 421 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,908 We are never having sushi or pizza again. 422 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,786 Hey, do you think this is one of those times 423 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,287 where what we're fighting about 424 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,681 isn't really what we're fighting about? 425 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,749 Probably. 426 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,144 I guess I just feel like there's been so many changes lately, 427 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,213 and I really wanted to hold on to a little piece of my old life. 428 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,507 Same. Instead, all we got 429 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,009 is this giant sushi pizza mess. 430 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,137 Wait. Did you just say sushi pizza? 431 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,140 Uh, yeah. Do you have sauce in your ear? 432 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,267 Yes. 433 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,519 But I also have an idea in my head, 434 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,604 and it just might get us out of this mess. 435 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,983 Feast your eyes on… 436 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,527 Sushi pizza! 437 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,699 What am I looking at here? 438 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492 You're looking at our two families 439 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,411 coming together for one great meal. 440 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,413 Not our tradition versus yours, 441 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,790 but a brand-new tradition for a brand-new family. 442 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,792 Aw, that's really beautiful. 443 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,585 Yeah, we're proud of you guys. 444 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,630 As usual, I have to be the adult. 445 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,383 That looks disgusting. We are not eating it. 446 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,093 Oh, thank you. 447 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,529 Yeah, we didn't want to eat it either. 448 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,222 This is worse than Chuck's breakfast. 449 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,849 Well, it was a sweet idea, 450 00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,410 but why don't we make our new tradition 451 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,144 going to the boardwalk to eat hoagies? 452 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,938 Sure, except we call them subs. 453 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,690 Well, we call them hoagies. 454 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,233 Well, we call them subs. 455 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,651 - Hoagies. - Subs. 456 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:00,902 Should we stop them? 457 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,071 No, they gotta figure it out on their own. 458 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,823 - Hoagies. - Subs. 459 00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:05,907 Hoagies. 460 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,991 Subs. 461 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,786 - Hoagies! - Subs! 462 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,708 ♪ No, we never gonna stop ♪ 463 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,936 - ♪ I'm a little more pop ♪ - ♪ I'm a little more rock ♪ 464 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,462 - ♪ Let's roll ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 465 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:22,132 ♪ When this world brings us something brand-new ♪ 466 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,593 ♪ I'm gonna stand right by you ♪ 467 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:28,472 ♪ It's give and take in this song we're singing ♪ 468 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,641 ♪ Yeah, to the very end ♪ 469 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,394 ♪ More than family, now we're friends ♪♪