1 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,891 Hi! 2 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,899 I'm Carla. 3 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:36,695 Um, well, I'm 31 from California. 4 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,066 I like photography, 5 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,872 singing, 6 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,072 travel. 7 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,995 It love to travel. 8 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,002 I love to laugh. 9 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,369 So I'm guess I'm looking for someone 10 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:57,091 that's funny, who has a great sense of humor. 11 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,335 Oh, but most importantly, 12 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:03,339 he has to be strong and confident 13 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,133 and know exactly what he wants. 14 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,601 Someone who could rescue me 15 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:12,814 from a burning building, you know? 16 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,309 But not just physically strong. 17 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,231 He has to be- 18 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,535 Hi, my name is Mary. 19 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,154 I'm from Portland 20 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,497 and this is Benedict. 21 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,617 Hi, my name is Benedict 22 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,083 and I'm from the south of england 23 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,671 and I came to live- 24 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:40,841 = oh. 25 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,006 Oh! 26 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,253 Hi! 27 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,220 I'm Susan. 28 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,555 I'm from south Dakota. 29 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,134 Thanks for watching my tape. 30 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,477 This feels so cheesy. 31 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,017 But I guess if you're watching this 32 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,810 you're probably okay with cheesy, so. 33 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,351 T love movies. 34 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,068 Every kind of movie really. 35 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,030 Horror, Sci-Fi, romance. 36 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,194 Yeah, to me there's just nothing better 37 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,568 than snuggling up with your partner 38 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,660 and putting in a tape. 39 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:10,037 Yeah, I don't know. 40 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:10,871 There's just something about 41 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,036 that shared experience that I love 42 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,829 and so I'm looking for someone to... 43 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,458 Well, I'm looking for someone to share that with. 44 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:22,426 Um, yeah, someone who is kind, gentle, caring, 45 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,509 who will remind me that everything is going to be okay 46 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,804 and someone that will be there for me no matter what. 47 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,973 Oh, and he can't live in his parent's basement. 48 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,508 And his wife, patsy. 49 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,101 They're part of a family ministry 50 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:16,562 that was inspired by god over 20 years ago 51 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,898 to develop a Christian interdenominational center 52 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,517 that has since developed 53 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:23,487 into the beautiful singing river ranch. 54 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,071 Glenn and his professional- 55 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,656 - mom, can I get you anything? 56 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:28,366 Hmm? 57 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,076 Do you want any lunch? 58 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,658 = macaroni. 59 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,496 Blessed that god has provided 60 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,536 one of the most magnificent settings 61 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,876 of pure rocky mountain beauty. 62 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,633 Secretly recorded conversation. 63 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:57,513 Now I know that I did not say what they're- 64 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,981 j in my dream 65 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,651 a mountain. 66 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,860 A mountain is many things. 67 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,734 Forests soaring free. 68 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,785 Rock in staggering shapes and sizes. 69 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,202 Water resting for a moment in little pools. 70 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,538 I can eat my own goddamn food. 71 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,132 Roaring in frantic haste to mother sea. 72 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,805 Or pausing to nurture flowers of myriad variety. 73 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,015 Mom. 74 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,557 A mountain is weather in primitive form. 75 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,355 Goddamn it, frank! 76 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,726 Mom, I'm David. 77 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,480 I know damn well who you are. 78 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,528 Here. Let me help. 79 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,696 Please. 80 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:56,993 Striking the nearest of the earth's surfaces. 81 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,830 It's okay. 82 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,167 = the mountain is life in beautiful form. 83 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,749 Yeah, that a girl. 84 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,346 It is February 20th, 1962 85 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,019 and today, if all goes well, 86 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,358 the men here will launch an American astronaut 87 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,478 into orbit around the world 88 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,320 in a spacecraft which he- 89 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,609 - views around the world 90 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,780 on three continents and on islands, 91 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,573 in ships and planes 92 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:21,164 and lands where it's summer and tomorrow is near. 93 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,247 He lands where it is winter 94 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,415 and his day is just beginning. 95 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:30,673 Wow! 96 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,757 So pick up a handful 97 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,719 of good old rock creek park dirt. 98 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,715 It might have come all the way from Africa. 99 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,761 Wow! 100 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:42,181 Or it might have come from the bottom of the sea. 101 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,770 Wow! Hey, can I come back tomorrow? 102 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,106 I'm gonna bring all my friends. 103 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,617 Welcome to video rendezvous. 104 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,210 If you have a touch tone phone press one 105 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,796 to speak to your rendezvous specialist. 106 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,212 If you have a rotary phone, dial seven. 107 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,758 Thank you for calling video rendezvous. 108 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:18,596 This is Diane. 109 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,589 How can I help you? 110 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,308 Hi, Diane. It's me, David. 111 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,176 I was wondering- 112 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,348 - may I have your rendezvous ID number, please? 113 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,895 Oh, right. 114 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,607 Yeah, it's 159017. 115 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,152 Great. 116 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,193 Just give me a moment to pull up your rendezvous profile. 117 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:44,868 Here we are. 118 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,537 And what can I do for you today? 119 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,409 Yeah, I was wondering if I've had 120 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,208 any matches since last time I called. 121 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,457 Hmm, I'm sorry, sir, 122 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,709 but it looks as though no one has requested 123 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,551 to connect with you yet. 124 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,555 = oh. 125 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:04,138 Is it common for matches to take this long? 126 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,851 Well, it's not uncommon. 127 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,767 Finding the right person isn't an exact science. 128 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:13,735 However, I'm seeing here that you haven't 129 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,946 updated your video profile in about six months. 130 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,531 Perhaps it's time for you to come back down 131 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,775 and record a new one. 132 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,072 Getting a fresh tape into circulation can help. 133 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,074 Mom, I gotta run a quick errand. 134 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,667 I'll be gone for about an hour. 135 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,831 You be okay here? 136 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:33,799 Great. 137 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:35,791 That's our news for now. 138 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,632 Thanks for watching. 139 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,466 We'll see you tonight 140 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,132 at 10:00 o'clock for the late edition. 141 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,766 Well, alrighty. 142 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,979 Sit up nice and tall. 143 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,063 Shoulders back. 144 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,942 Why don't you give us your best smile? 145 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,113 = t can do this. 146 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,233 T can do this. 147 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,324 Okay, okay. 148 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,328 Ready. 149 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,948 Hi. 150 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,621 I'm David. 151 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:14,041 I'm 40 years young. 152 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,039 And um... 153 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,962 Shoot, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 154 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,210 I live with my mother. 155 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,841 She's 73. 156 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,757 She has dementia 157 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,429 and she needs 24 hour care. 158 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,849 But I like being there for her 159 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,853 'cause, well I like being a caregiver. 160 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,150 I think I've always had an inclination 161 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,899 to care for others because of my father. 162 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,361 He believed that we should all be kind to each other, 163 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,613 that without kindness, 164 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,115 the world would get nowhere. 165 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:55,211 So, I'm hoping to find someone to share that with. 166 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,085 Someone I can care for. 167 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,548 Someone who could care for me. 168 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:05,301 Someone I can give myself to completely. 169 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,266 I'm looking for a deep connection 170 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,848 based in love, in mutual respect 171 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,975 and ultimately, in happiness. 172 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,692 So, if you're out there watching this 173 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,944 and you feel the same way, 174 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,743 gosh, I'd love to meet you, 175 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,790 whoever you are. 176 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,409 All right. Good job. 177 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,705 The only problem is these videos 178 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,544 are only about 30 seconds long. 179 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,833 So why don't you try it again 180 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,583 and keep it within that 30 second time frame? 181 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,175 30 seconds? 182 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,636 The tapes I've watched seem much longer than that. 183 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,466 Women get more time than the men do. 184 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,308 Men only typically get about 30 seconds 185 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,018 just because there's a hell of a lot more guys 186 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,808 that come in here than girls. 187 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,852 Oh, that makes sense. 188 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,224 Okay. 189 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,566 Hi, I'm David. 190 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,568 Who has dementia. 191 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,991 I'm looking for someone to take care of me. 192 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,787 I like taking care of women. 193 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,252 I mean, so we can take care of each other. 194 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,793 We can um... 195 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,964 Kindness is really important to me. 196 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,633 I think the world should be a better place. 197 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,806 Loneliness is... 198 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,562 Uh... 199 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:39,311 I really wanna meet someone, anyone really, 200 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,776 who's out there that might wanna meet me. 201 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,986 And cut. Hey, that was fantastic. 202 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,105 You are a real catch. 203 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,482 You're gonna make some girl very happy someday. 204 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,493 Next! 205 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,327 Great! 206 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,868 So, there's your card back 207 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,241 and I'll just need your signature right there. 208 00:13:56,252 --> 00:14:00,621 You know, in case you're ever famous someday. 209 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:05,045 I have some women from my last set of tapes 210 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,668 that I'd like to try and match with. 211 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,135 Oh, great. 212 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,299 Great, well I'll get these submitted for you. 213 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,592 But, in the meantime, 214 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,807 I've got a whole new slew of great new videos 215 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,926 picked out just for you. 216 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,053 Let's see. There's Karen from Ohio. 217 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,180 She's a writer. 218 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,523 And then I've got Sarah. 219 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,233 She's a doctor, very successful. 220 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,477 And then I've got- 221 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,696 - I'll take the set. Thank you. 222 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,610 Wonderful. 223 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,199 And, you know, I've been thinking, 224 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,568 have you tried to match me with anyone- 225 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,069 - thank you for calling video rendezvous. 226 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,037 This is Diane. How can I help you? 227 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,667 Uh-huh. 228 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,368 Oh, uh-huh. 229 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,508 Right. 230 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,218 Oh. 231 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,637 Uh-huh. 232 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,221 Oh, that's fantastic. 233 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:55,846 Right, right. 234 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,206 Right, right. 235 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,763 Hi! I'm Andy. 236 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,806 Thanks for being here today. 237 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,554 Well, let's cut to the chase. 238 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,807 I'm here to be your friend. 239 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,818 How's that sound? 240 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,570 All right, that's great! 241 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,814 Well, I am excited. 242 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,692 I am really excited. 243 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,695 I mean, I gotta be honest with you here, 244 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,617 I have been waiting for this moment 245 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,116 for what feels like forever. 246 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,710 And gosh, I am just so pleased 247 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,000 that you decided to take this journey with me. 248 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,791 We're gonna get to know each other. 249 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:54,418 We're gonna talk about whatever you want. 250 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,216 But more than anything, 251 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,636 we're gonna have some fun. 252 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,258 And hopefully it's the start 253 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,476 of a beautiful relationship. 254 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,480 What do you say? 255 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,647 Uh. 256 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,609 Now, now, I know, I know. 257 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,401 Mom. 258 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,206 Mom! 259 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,545 Mom, are you okay? 260 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,920 Goddamn pice of shit door! 261 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,883 Here, here. Let me. 262 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,252 Easy. Easy, easy. 263 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,104 Hey, mom, what the heck were you doing? 264 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,527 I wanna go on a fucking walk. 265 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,070 Okay. I mean, what were you... 266 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,415 Hey. 267 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,831 Let's watch a movie. 268 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,383 Hmm. 269 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,102 Wow! 270 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,728 I don't believe you. 271 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,865 Man, they always say friendships 272 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,655 are full of surprises but boy! 273 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,834 Here we go, mom. 274 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,807 = oh! 275 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,675 I just love this movie. 276 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:11,689 Frank and I took David to see this movie 277 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,228 when he was a baby. 278 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,315 My sweetie David didn't make a peep. 279 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,819 He watched the whole movie. 280 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,325 Of course, I could never get tired of it either. 281 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:29,751 Cary Grant. 282 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,501 I swell up just looking at him. 283 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:43,387 Well, I can't say I feel the same way about Cary Grant. 284 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,677 But this movie always made me think of my mom. 285 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:48,812 She loved it too. 286 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,892 Somebody must've stolen the crown jewels. 287 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,389 Shall we announce you? 288 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,687 Oh, no, no. I'll blow my own horns. 289 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,810 Bruce, you'd better wait here. 290 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:57,981 I'll be back in 10 minutes. 291 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,569 Even 10 minutes is a long time 292 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,573 to be away from you. 293 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,112 What did you say? 294 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,120 What? 295 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,657 Well, go on. 296 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,035 Well, go ahead. 297 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,532 I just said that even 10 minutes 298 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,626 is a long time to be away from you. 299 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,210 I heard you the first time. I like it. 300 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,500 That's why I asked you to say it again. 301 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,544 I can stand being spoiled a little. 302 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,462 The gentleman I'm going to have a chat with 303 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,959 did very little spoiling. 304 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,509 All right, here we go, mom. Easy. 305 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:27,969 There you go. 306 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,368 That's it. That's it. 307 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,125 Goodnight, mom. 308 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,798 Goodnight, sweetie. 309 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,805 It's David. 310 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,380 Hi! I'm Andy. 311 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,428 Thanks for being here today. 312 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,141 Well, let's cut to the chase. 313 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,386 I'm here to be your friend. 314 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,262 How's that sound? 315 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,185 Oh, that sounds great, Andy. 316 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,271 All right, that's great! 317 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,234 Well, I am excited. 318 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,446 I am really excited. 319 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,407 I mean, I gotta be honest with you here, 320 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,322 I have been waiting for this moment 321 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,820 for what feels like forever. 322 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,453 And, gosh, I am just so pleased 323 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,701 that you decided to take this journey with me. 324 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,541 We're gonna get to know each other. 325 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,165 We're gonna talk about whatever you want. 326 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,962 But more than anything, 327 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,336 we're gonna have some fun. 328 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:14,181 And hopefully, it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 329 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,845 What do you say? 330 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,809 Sounds fucking weird, Andy. 331 00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,019 Now, now, listen. 332 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,604 I know what you're thinking. 333 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,018 Ti know. 334 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,984 And hey, this is a little weird for me too 335 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,477 "cause I've never done this either. 336 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,444 So it's totally new for me. 337 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,814 It's new for both of us. 338 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:34,569 But I guess that just means we're in this together, right? 339 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,287 You've got my back and I've got yours. 340 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,451 All right! 341 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,950 So, let's just dive right in. 342 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,043 Oh, where to start? 343 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:44,995 Ti know! 344 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,167 What is your name? 345 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,915 Fuck you. That's my name. 346 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,088 = oh. Yes! 347 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,211 You know, your face totally says that. 348 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,587 I can totally see it. 349 00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,598 Well, it's really nice to meet you. 350 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,602 Where are you from? 351 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,351 = t was born in lakewood 352 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,223 but I live in Denver with mom. 353 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,599 Oh, what a beautiful area. 354 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,397 You know, I have a friend from there. 355 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,110 Yeah, it really is great. 356 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,610 Hey, can I take a look at your place? 357 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,574 Uh, sure. = cool. 358 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,996 Whoa. 359 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,784 Whoa! 360 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,537 Nice digs. 361 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,754 Did you decorate everything yourself? 362 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,919 Most of this stuff's my mom's. 363 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,463 I think it looks great. 364 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,921 You, you have got good taste, pal. 365 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,302 Okay, so let me tell you 366 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,849 a little bit about myself. 367 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,892 Um, I'm from Davenport. 368 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,981 I'm unemployed at the moment but it's fine though. 369 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,729 I have got lots of ideas 370 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,150 on where to go from here. 371 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,158 Do you work? 372 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:58,865 I have to stay at home and take care of my mom. 373 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:03,411 But we do just fine on her social security. 374 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,419 I hear ya, man. 375 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,295 I hear ya. 376 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,793 Did you know I lived at home most of my life? 377 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,210 Yeah, it was tough. 378 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,300 Especially when you have parents like mine. 379 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,924 Like, you know the type, right? 380 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,344 Overbearing and demanding, 381 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,841 nothing's ever good enough. 382 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,184 My mom... 383 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,644 I love her but she was a battle ax, I'll tell ya. 384 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,147 She used to spank me so hard. 385 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,147 One time she spanked me so hard 386 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,695 I threw up on the carpet. 387 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,279 And it was unbelievable what they got away with back then. 388 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,030 Amen, brother. 389 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,248 = it's a wonder I didn't turn out 390 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:48,164 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 391 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,082 Anyway, listen. 392 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,831 I am just totally rambling on over here. 393 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,125 What were your parents like? 394 00:25:55,137 --> 00:26:00,052 Um, well my dad, frank, was a jazz musician actually. 395 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,887 They used to call him fdr. 396 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,978 He was on Carson once. 397 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,145 He was on the road a lot. 398 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,438 So mostly it was just me and my mom. 399 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:15,278 And she had- 400 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,863 - no kidding? 401 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,404 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 402 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:23,654 It sounds like you got one of the good ones. 403 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,250 Shut up. 404 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,969 Right now live and in the midst 405 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,759 with your favorite dj. 406 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,174 = good afternoon. 407 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,079 Hi David. 408 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,199 This is Diane from video rendezvous. 409 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,917 I'm calling with good news. 410 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,001 Our dating specialists 411 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:35,994 have been hard at work for you here 412 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:39,248 and have come up with a perfect match. 413 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,294 Her name is Lisa 414 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,213 and I think you'll really like her. 415 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:46,134 She saw your video and said you were quote, "adorable." 416 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,348 So, if you wanna come down to the studio 417 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,263 and get your information packet, her tape, 418 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:52,261 and then we can go from there. 419 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,638 Call me back soon. Bye! 420 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:55,650 What? 421 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,526 Hey mom, I gotta run a quick errand. 422 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,144 Will you be okay here for a bit? 423 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,447 Pick me up some fresh hand towels. 424 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,651 Frank threw all the good ones away. 425 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,658 Well hi, David. 426 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,160 Great to see you again so soon. 427 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,207 I should say the same about you. 428 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:22,208 Well, here is the tape and the write up on Lisa. 429 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,299 Very exciting. 430 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:26,045 I think you two will match up wonderfully. 431 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,718 Thank you so much for this. 432 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,056 Ti can't wait to meet her. 433 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,300 It's my pleasure, David. 434 00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:34,303 It's what I do. 435 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,351 Um. 436 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,359 Oh, right. 437 00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:40,987 Uh-oh. 438 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,228 Oh no. 439 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,606 I was in such a rush to get over here 440 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,948 I must've left my wallet. 441 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,534 = oh no. That's so unfortunate. 442 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:53,497 I'll run home and get my card and I'll be right back. 443 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,500 = uh-uh-uh. 444 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,620 Oh, right. 445 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,044 I'll be right back, I promise. 446 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,048 I promise. 447 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,395 Isn't he? 448 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,764 It's the hair, I think. 449 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,937 Okay, have a great time. Bye. 450 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,144 Hi, David. 451 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,738 What's wrong? 452 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:27,742 = that was Lisa. 453 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,901 She just matched with someone else. 454 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:35,534 I'm sorry, David. 455 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,783 These things move quick sometimes. 456 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:48,590 Well, can I at least see what I'm missing out on? 457 00:30:58,815 --> 00:30:59,815 = uh-uh. 458 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,575 Great. So there's your card back. 459 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,285 And I'll just need your signature right there. 460 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:17,998 You know, in case you're ever famous someday. 461 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,447 = hi. I'm Lisa. 462 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,785 Oh man, this is so strange. 463 00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,157 I've never done this before. 464 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,581 Well, I'm from Denver. 465 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,706 I really enjoy arts and crafts, reading. 466 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,923 T read a lot of books. 467 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,794 And I listen to jazz music. 468 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:12,805 That's my favorite. 469 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:16,468 Oh, I should mention that I'm a caregiver. 470 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,218 I went to nursing school in college 471 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,096 and now I work part time as a hospice nurse. 472 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,015 On the weekends I like to volunteer 473 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,062 at my local nursing home. 474 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,981 I found that I really enjoy spending time 475 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,570 with the people there. 476 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:31,529 They get very lonely 477 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,148 and they don't have many people left 478 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,070 to come and see them. 479 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,614 So, it's a good feeling to give them 480 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,112 the friendship and companionship that they deserve. 481 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,665 These people are so interesting. 482 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,330 They have histories and backgrounds 483 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,794 that are so layered and textured 484 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,710 and it's just wonderful to explore that together with them. 485 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:52,425 Oh gosh, sorry. 486 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,135 I'm rambling on. 487 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,345 It's so weird with all the lights 488 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,588 and camera and everything. 489 00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,013 Well, anyway, whoever you are out there, 490 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,226 I hope to meet you soon. 491 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,075 Sure you wanna quit? 492 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,239 Now Bruce, what do you mean? 493 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,078 Well, I mean if there's any doubt about it 494 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:22,572 or if there's anything that... 495 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:25,121 No, this is your chance to have a home 496 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,744 and to be, like you said, a human being 497 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,667 and I'm gonna make you take that chance. 498 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,757 Certainly. Why, I wouldn't let her stay. 499 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,047 Open, mom. 500 00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,591 Mom, open. 501 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,634 Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home. 502 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,598 Well, I'll certainly try to give her one. 503 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:41,887 I know you will, Bruce. 504 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,385 Where are you gonna live? Albany. 505 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,057 Albany, huh? You got a family up there then? 506 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,601 No, just my mother. 507 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:47,768 Just your mother, huh? 508 00:33:47,776 --> 00:33:49,061 Oh, you're gonna live with your mother? 509 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,310 Well, just for the first year. 510 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:52,481 Oh, well that will be nice. 511 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,231 Yes, yes. A home with mother. 512 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,242 In Albany too. 513 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,554 I hear ya, man. 514 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,844 I hear ya. 515 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,844 Did you know I lived at home most of my life? 516 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,436 Yeah, it was tough. 517 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,273 And especially when you have parents like mine. 518 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,689 Like you know the type, right? 519 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:36,689 Overbearing and demanding, nothing's ever good enough. 520 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,982 My mom... 521 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,243 I love her, but she was a battle ax, I tell ya. 522 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,743 She used to spank me so hard. 523 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,909 One time she spanked me so hard 524 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,419 I threw up on the carpet. 525 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,666 And it was unbelievable what they got away with back then. 526 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:56,677 Amen, brother. 527 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,135 = it's a wonder I didn't turn out 528 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,004 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 529 00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:03,761 Anyway, listen. 530 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,259 I am just totally rambling on over here. 531 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,354 What were your parents like? 532 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,349 My dad was a jazz musician. 533 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,610 He died 10 years ago 534 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,445 and I've been taking care of my mom 535 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,814 with dementia ever since. 536 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:20,909 No kidding? 537 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,951 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 538 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,244 But it sounds like you got one of the good ones. 539 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,833 You're luckier than the rest of us. 540 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,748 Well, I mean, she was a lot better- 541 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,541 - yeah. 542 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,584 - Before her mind went. - Yeah. 543 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,878 But she's always been pretty hard on me. 544 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,251 = tell me more about that. 545 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:43,547 I mean, sometimes it was the switch. 546 00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,136 Sometimes it was a belt. 547 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:50,558 But mostly it was just with words. 548 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:55,525 Mm-hmm. 549 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:00,321 I'm sorry about that. 550 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,485 Anyway, you were saying. 551 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:07,662 Uh. 552 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:14,752 I'm so sorry about that. 553 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:15,620 Don't worry. It's fine. 554 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,122 They can try later. 555 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,340 I wonder why they keep interrupting us? 556 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,344 But please, please. 557 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,924 One time I got in trouble 558 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,924 for breaking a fresh carton of eggs. 559 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:30,268 Mom hit me so hard with a yardstick 560 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:33,934 that it snapped in half, broke the skin. 561 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,398 Oh, wow. 562 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,233 That sounds like a tough time, pal. 563 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,231 I'm sorry to hear about that. 564 00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:43,242 = thanks. 565 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:46,576 Hey, now I don't know about you 566 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:48,365 but this is really bumming me out. 567 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:51,786 So, how about we talk about something fun? 568 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:55,035 Okay, do you have a girlfriend? 569 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:58,173 Oh. 570 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,589 Oh. 571 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,299 Ah, shoot. I'm sorry, man. 572 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,964 I shouldn't have brought it up. 573 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,132 No, no. 574 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:10,100 It's, I just, I've been doing this video dating service 575 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:15,018 for like six months and 1 finally got a match today 576 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,235 but I fucked it up. 577 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,986 You know, I can relate to that. 578 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,275 I really can. 579 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,823 Okay, so one time I had a blind date all lined up. 580 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,867 It was for my senior prom. 581 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,287 So, my buddy and I are going 582 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,833 you know what happened? 583 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,332 The girl tells me she's sick 584 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,129 and she has to skip the dance. 585 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:46,719 So I had to go by myself. 586 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:47,678 But it's fine. 587 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,264 Like, I don't mind being lonely. 588 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,592 I mean, it's not like I'm gonna 589 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,435 so here I am. 590 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:02,402 I'm at this stupid prom alone, standing in the back 591 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:08,492 and who do I see dancing 592 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,736 with Curtis millegan? 593 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:11,577 Who? 594 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,947 My date! 595 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,290 That lying hag! 596 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,376 It was unbelievable. 597 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:19,710 Do you know what I did next? 598 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,170 What? 599 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,380 Good guess, but no. 600 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,885 I blew my fucking top at her. 601 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,426 Like in front of everyone. 602 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:34,767 I was yelling so loud they had to stop the music 603 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,808 and bring in the chaperones. 604 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:38,646 Whoa. 605 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,062 My buddy had to come over and calm me down 606 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,185 before I started hitting people. 607 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,187 It was unreal. 608 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,398 But my friend said something to me that night 609 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,774 that I'll never forget. 610 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:54,947 He said, "Andy, my man, you didn't miss out 611 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,494 oh a date with her. 612 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,243 She missed out on a date with you. 613 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,165 So forget about her. 614 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,460 You are entitled to the things you want.” 615 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,133 He straightened my collar, 616 00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,001 he patted me on the shoulder, 617 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,219 and we ended up having 618 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:14,091 one of the most fun nights of our lives together. 619 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,844 Dancing and drinking, just going crazy. 620 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,846 Oh man, it was great. 621 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:23,559 Besides, I got what I wanted from her eventually. 622 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,185 So everything worked out. 623 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,897 Anyway, after that night 624 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:31,194 I'm always reminded of my friend 625 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,738 and how he was there for me 626 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:33,951 when I was down and out. 627 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,413 That's what friends are for. 628 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,037 To be there for each other 629 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,659 when all the chips are down. 630 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,000 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 631 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,624 It reminds me of a saying. 632 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,970 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 633 00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:55,716 until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. 634 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,434 So forget that girl. 635 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,720 We don't need her. 636 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,688 We have each other. 637 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:05,058 Now let's have a good time. 638 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,650 How about a drink? 639 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:07,654 All right. 640 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,950 To friendship. 641 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,384 Hi! I'm Andy. 642 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,928 Thanks for being here today. 643 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,551 Well, let's cut to the chase. 644 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,678 I'm here to be your friend. 645 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:42,929 How's that sound? 646 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,728 Sounds wonderful, Andy. 647 00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,319 So, um, what's your name? 648 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:50,778 Nice to meet you, Andy. 649 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,397 I'm David. 650 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,397 Yeah. 651 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:57,118 You know, your face, your face just says that. 652 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,121 Whoa. 653 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:01,448 Hey, nice digs. 654 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,199 Did you decorate everything yourself? 655 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,793 I hear ya, man. 656 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,287 I hear ya. 657 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,630 And especially when you have parents like mine. 658 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,588 You know this type. 659 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,711 Overbearing, demanding. 660 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:17,054 Nothing's ever good enough. 661 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,174 Well, what next? 662 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,516 Well, what do you say to a game? 663 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,101 Yeah. 664 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,936 Um, how about- 665 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,307 - go fish. - How about go fish? 666 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,979 This'll be fun, I promise. 667 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,148 I've got just the thing. 668 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,611 I'll tell you my best joke. 669 00:41:34,075 --> 00:41:36,282 Stop me if you heard this one. 670 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:40,244 An old man goes to the doctor for some tests. 671 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,034 Do you have any fours? 672 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,661 No, go fish. 673 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,580 All right! 674 00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:48,248 All right, one's better than nothing. 675 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:50,671 Okay, your turn. 676 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,290 He gets the results. 677 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,963 The doctor tells him that he has bad news. 678 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,427 Do you have any fives? 679 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,134 No. Sorry. 680 00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,552 Go fish. 681 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,768 The old man says, "just give it to me straight, doc." 682 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,807 Two sevens! 683 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,727 All right! It must be my lucky day. 684 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:13,229 The doctor says, "well, you have cancer 685 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,230 and you have Alzheimer's.” 686 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:19,075 The old man says, "I guess it could be worse. 687 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,818 Ti could have cancer." 688 00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,283 Hold on. 689 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,124 Hold on. Hold on. 690 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:29,119 We are having way too much fun. 691 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:33,748 Sorry about that. 692 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,671 I have to commemorate it with a photo. 693 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:37,339 To friendship. 694 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:38,176 To friendship. 695 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:40,718 Nothing like a little friendly competition, right, pal? 696 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:41,714 That's right, pal. 697 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,216 To friendship. 698 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,227 To friendship. 699 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,438 You ready? 700 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,062 To friendship. 701 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:49,977 To friendship. 702 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,565 Wow! 703 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,437 Oh, I can't wait to see how it turns out. 704 00:42:55,448 --> 00:43:00,032 I don't believe you! 705 00:43:00,036 --> 00:43:01,867 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises 706 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,202 but, boy, that one, 707 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:06,039 that really, really took me by surprise. 708 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:07,202 I'll tell you what, 709 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,666 I bet you're full of surprises. 710 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,409 Hi! I'm Andy. 711 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,456 I'll tell you what. 712 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,829 Thanks for being here today. 713 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,627 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 714 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,375 Let's cut to the chase. 715 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,251 I'm here to be your friend. 716 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:20,263 How's that sound? 717 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:24,382 To friendship. 718 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,634 Nothing like a little friendly competition, right, pal? 719 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:30,889 Overbearing, demanding, nothing's ever good enough. 720 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,730 To friendship. 721 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:32,564 To friendship. 722 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,183 All right! = yeah! 723 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,652 Hold on. 724 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:37,486 Hold on. Hold on. 725 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:40,072 We are having way too much fun. 726 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,192 I have to commemorate it with a photo. 727 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,114 I'm always reminded of my friend 728 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,407 and how he was there for me 729 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:46,995 when I was down and out. 730 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:49,244 Okay, ready? 731 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,036 That's what friends are for. 732 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:57,924 T can't wait to see how it turns out. 733 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,963 To be there for each other. 734 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,930 When all the chips are down. 735 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:05,923 Sorry about that. 736 00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:08,551 It's no wonder I didn't turn out some disturbed maniac. 737 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,100 I wonder why they keep interrupting us. 738 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,847 That's why I'm here for you, pal. 739 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:16,688 Okay, ready? 740 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,234 T can't wait to see how it turns out. 741 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,032 This is great. 742 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:33,625 Well, I've got an idea. 743 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:37,296 How about you tell me 744 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,042 the most embarrassing story from your childhood? 745 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,213 No, you don't wanna hear that. It's awful. 746 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,586 Yes, I do! 747 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,713 Come on. Just tell me. 748 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:45,554 = no. - Please? 749 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:46,558 = no. 750 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,847 No, thank you. - Please? 751 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:50,934 Okay. Okay. 752 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:53,982 Um. 753 00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:56,568 It was sixth grade 754 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,613 and there was this girl I had a crush on. 755 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:04,701 Jackie. 756 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,943 She was so beautiful. 757 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:19,172 I passed it to her in class. 758 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,133 I guess she liked it 759 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,300 because after she read it, 760 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,595 she looked up at me and smiled. 761 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:36,811 But a couple other kids must've saw the exchange 762 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:41,777 because they started writing her notes too. 763 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:47,237 I wanna kiss you all over. 764 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,737 I wanna have sex with you. 765 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,659 Let's make babies together. 766 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:58,753 And they would sign my name on the notes 767 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,248 and then they'd slip them into her cubby 768 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,967 and into her lunchbox and her homework. 769 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:10,048 Then the notes got worse. 770 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,261 I sneak into your room at night. 771 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,480 I wanna sniff your panties. 772 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:28,115 A teacher found one of the notes 773 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,236 and I got in trouble. 774 00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:37,117 You know, Jackie knew it wasn't me 775 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,667 but she never spoke up about it. 776 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,506 I got suspended for three days 777 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,754 for inappropriate behavior. 778 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,762 Mom wasn't too happy about that one. 779 00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:59,689 Ti never even looked at Jackie after that. 780 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:07,481 Actually, I never really talked to anyone 781 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:09,941 after that happened. 782 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:13,580 Wow. 783 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,498 Pal. 784 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:19,541 That's not embarrassing. 785 00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:20,910 = it's not? 786 00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:24,880 No, it's fucking sad! 787 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,250 All right now. 788 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,092 All right, all right. 789 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,132 I'm just giving you a hard time. 790 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:32,721 Come on, friends do that. 791 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:34,761 Come on. 792 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,555 Come on. I was only joking. 793 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:38,974 = you're a dick sometimes. 794 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,724 Wow. I don't believe you. 795 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,360 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises. 796 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,276 But, boy, I mean that one, 797 00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:53,446 that really, really took me by surprise. 798 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:55,824 I'll tell you what. 799 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,373 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 800 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:07,294 But anyway, your story isn't nearly 801 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,212 as embarrassing as mine. 802 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,427 I doubt it, but go ahead. 803 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,670 All right. All right. 804 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:19,268 So, take yourself back to 1976. 805 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,062 That's my freshman year of college. 806 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:29,236 I had a great dorm room situation. 807 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,731 My roommate and I had our own rooms 808 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,075 separated by a bathroom in the middle. 809 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,946 You know the kind with a door at either end, right? 810 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:42,917 Well, this meant we could be loud in our rooms 811 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:46,628 without disturbing each other. 812 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,088 What, you mean like loud music? 813 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,666 Not loud music, silly. 814 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,293 Loud sex. 815 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,680 We could pretty much be as loud as we wanted. 816 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,306 Well, fast forward 817 00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:04,976 to when I met Pamela. 818 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,446 Mm, Pamela. 819 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:12,146 = Pamela. 820 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,444 Oh boy, was she something. 821 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:20,155 She had a great ass. 822 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,201 Yeah. 823 00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,744 = great tits. 824 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:27,666 These big perfect lips. 825 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:32,966 Well, we are in my room one night 826 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:37,805 and things are getting pretty hot and heavy. 827 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,597 So, there I am 828 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:44,937 on the edge of the bed. 829 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,265 Pamela is straddling me. 830 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,403 She's wearing black stockings 831 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,444 and only black stockings. 832 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:03,039 She slides me inside her. 833 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:10,162 She starts slow at first. 834 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:15,631 Starts moving up and down on top of me. 835 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:19,798 Her huge tits are right in my face. 836 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,811 I'm sure you can imagine. 837 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,350 It was so hot. 838 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:29,609 Yeah. 839 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,520 She starts to go faster. 840 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,739 Just bouncing up and down on top of me. 841 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:42,490 She kept asking, "do you like fucking me?" 842 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:45,035 She is getting louder and louder. 843 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,873 "Fuck me, baby! 844 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,458 Fuck me, baby! 845 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:51,954 Oh, fuck me, David! 846 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,752 Fuck me, David!" 847 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:56,501 And then suddenly, out of nowhere, 848 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,508 boom! - Frank! 849 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,639 Busted! 850 00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:04,008 Mom, what are you doing? 851 00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:06,101 You were masturbating! 852 00:51:06,105 --> 00:51:07,766 Mom, you're supposed to knock! 853 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,013 You should be ashamed of yourself! 854 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:09,854 Jerking off! 855 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,814 Is that how you honor your wife? 856 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,810 By indulging in self-pollution? 857 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:16,312 - I'm not- - You're disgusting, frank! 858 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,153 = I'm David. 859 00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,772 You should be ashamed of yourself, frank. 860 00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,991 My name is David. 861 00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:24,328 That's why they call you filthy frank! 862 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,821 = frank is dead! 863 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:29,075 Do you fucking hear me? 864 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:34,330 He has been dead for a long time! 865 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,081 He killed himself! 866 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,585 Don't you fucking remember, stupid! 867 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:43,009 He killed himself! 868 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:47,010 My name is David! 869 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:49,012 I'm your son 870 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:53,312 and I'm all you have left. 871 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:56,561 That was so fucked up. 872 00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:57,652 Frank is dead? 873 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,366 Yes! 874 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,456 = frank. 875 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:08,496 Frank. 876 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,286 No, no, no, no. = frank. 877 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,875 No no no no no, mom. 878 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,164 No no no, mom. 879 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,662 It's okay. It's okay. 880 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,537 It's okay. 881 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:19,253 It's okay. 882 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,261 Shh. 883 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,013 Shh. 884 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,846 How could you leave me like this? 885 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:28,434 You promised you'd get help. 886 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:31,728 He didn't leave. 887 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:32,847 Frank's here. 888 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,314 He's right here. 889 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,309 He's always right here with us. 890 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,029 Gay! 891 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:44,532 He's fine. 892 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,869 Frank, frank's coming back real soon. 893 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:51,707 He's recording 894 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:52,916 at the studio today. 895 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,254 Yeah, his new album comes out in the spring 896 00:52:57,257 --> 00:53:00,340 and he's just got a lot of work to do. 897 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,381 Oh. I must have forgot. 898 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:04,389 Yeah. 899 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,100 It's his big debut. 900 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:13,596 Everyone will finally get to hear his music. 901 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:22,445 = David? 902 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,782 Yes. Yes, it's me. 903 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,617 I'm right here, mom. 904 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,987 I'll always be right here. 905 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,783 David. 906 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:35,795 Yes? 907 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,251 I soiled myself. 908 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:47,398 This is David. 909 00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:48,364 Hi, David. 910 00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:51,110 This is Diane from video rendezvous. 911 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,864 Oh, hi Diane. It's late. 912 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:55,910 I'm so sorry. 913 00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:56,873 I'm working late. 914 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,913 Ti didn't realize what time it was. 915 00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,502 No, no. It's okay. 916 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,292 What can I do for you? 917 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,257 I wanted to let you know that I heard from Lisa. 918 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,419 You did? 919 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:09,465 Get this. 920 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:10,588 Turns out the person 921 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,965 she ended up matching with didn't work out. 922 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:15,843 So I sent her your tape again. 923 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,016 Honestly, your tape was terrible. 924 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,515 But apparently the cameraman had to do it twice? 925 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,018 Yeah, that's right. 926 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:26,774 So I just went back and used the first try. 927 00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,318 Too long but much better. 928 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:32,568 Anyway, she watched it and well, she can't wait to meet you. 929 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,911 Are you available Thursday evening? 930 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,954 Um, yeah. I think I can make that work. 931 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,623 Wonderful. You know the skate land in Aurora? 932 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:42,790 Be there at 7:00. 933 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,000 Thank you, Diane. 934 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,043 Thank you so much. 935 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,337 It's my pleasure, David. 936 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,210 Let me know how it goes. 937 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:00,690 Yes! 938 00:56:44,484 --> 00:56:45,599 = David? 939 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:46,566 = Lisa. 940 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,685 Hi. - Hi. 941 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:48,606 Nice to meet you. 942 00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:49,614 Yeah. 943 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:51,738 Um, oh! 944 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:52,697 This is for you. 945 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:55,568 Oh, thank you! How sweet. 946 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,906 Should we go inside or? 947 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:04,410 - Right. Yeah, after you. - Thank you. 948 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,886 All right skate land. 949 00:57:31,657 --> 00:57:32,646 I liked your tape. 950 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:35,400 Oh god. It was so awful. 951 00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:37,446 The camera guy had me do it twice 952 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,536 because I was just rambling on. 953 00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:41,200 I didn't think you were rambling. 954 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,494 You seemed nervous like any other person would. 955 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:46,125 It's a wonder people end up meeting 956 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,494 from those things. 957 00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:51,374 It's so unnatural to be in front of the camera like that. 958 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,500 Maybe. 959 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:54,047 But I like to think you get a good sense of a person 960 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:55,715 when they're vulnerable like that. 961 00:57:56,932 --> 00:58:00,516 Well then you got a really good sense of me then, huh? 962 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:02,009 Yes, 963 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,682 yes, I did. 964 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:05,520 Shall we? 965 00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:06,524 Okay. 966 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:08,602 Well I'd say you've heard enough 967 00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:09,770 of me blabbering. 968 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:12,190 It's that special time in the night. 969 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,607 It's group skate time. 970 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:16,732 Why don't you grab the hand of that special someone tonight 971 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:18,984 and lead them on out to the- 972 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,532 - oh my god! 973 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:25,078 "Well, you have Alzheimer's and cancer.” 974 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:28,122 And the old man says "well, it could be worse. 975 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,166 Ti could have cancer." 976 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,631 Oh, that's great. 977 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:35,091 Where did you hear that one? 978 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,255 = just a friend of mine. 979 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:45,385 Sorry. 980 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,603 Just habit. 981 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:49,598 I imagine it's from taking care of your mother so well. 982 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:53,568 Well, she has good days and she has bad days. 983 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,779 But the scales seem to be tipping 984 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,022 to the bad days lately. 985 00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,069 How old is she again? 986 00:58:59,077 --> 00:58:59,907 73. 987 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,367 Wow. Good for her. 988 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,488 So, it's a full-time job then? 989 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:05,363 Yeah. 990 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:08,492 I basically have to stay with her at home all the time. 991 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,713 But we get enough from social security to manage. 992 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:16,212 And where is she tonight? 993 00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:17,800 = the senior center. 994 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,089 It's basically daycare. 995 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:22,969 I have to take her there anytime I'm gonna be gone 996 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:25,592 for longer than an hour or two. 997 00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:28,220 It makes it really hard to get out and meet people 998 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:30,938 because I can't afford to do it very often. 999 00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,308 Well, it sounds like you're doing your best 1000 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,560 which is all that matters. 1001 00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:38,731 In my line of work I'm constantly seeing much worse. 1002 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:41,279 Abuse, malnutrition. 1003 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:43,026 You'd be surprised how many people get arrested 1004 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,369 for neglecting a loved one. 1005 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:47,239 I'm sure if things were clear for her 1006 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,332 she'd be very thankful to have you around. 1007 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,703 Thanks. I mean, I hope so. 1008 00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:55,125 I just hope she's happy. 1009 00:59:57,636 --> 00:59:59,422 I'm gonna need those tots back. 1010 01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,059 So how are you? 1011 01:00:08,063 --> 01:00:10,395 I'm okay. I'm just a little sore. 1012 01:00:10,398 --> 01:00:14,812 Oh, no. I mean are you happy? 1013 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:19,234 Oh. Well, it's not about me. 1014 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:22,153 I mean, maybe someday when she passes, 1015 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,492 but until then she's my responsibility. 1016 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,787 But you could still be happy. 1017 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:28,791 Don't I seem happy? 1018 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,833 It may sound selfish to some 1019 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:34,328 but when someone has to be a caregiver 1020 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:38,002 their lives go on hold, you know, everything stops. 1021 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,215 And it's fine at first. 1022 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:40,959 They can handle it. 1023 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:44,555 But after long enough, things can change. 1024 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:45,923 On hold becomes the new normal 1025 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:50,428 and it's common for that to turn into resentment. 1026 01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:53,350 = resentment? I don't resent her. 1027 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:58,652 Whew! 1028 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,271 Listen, David. I am not saying that you do. 1029 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,278 All I'm saying is that everyone deserves 1030 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,527 a little time away from their responsibilities. 1031 01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:07,903 They deserve balance. 1032 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,779 They deserve the things that they want. 1033 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,706 I'm sure she'd want that for you, right? 1034 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,252 I've never really thought about it like that. 1035 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,340 Balance? 1036 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:22,004 Balance just seems impossible at this point. 1037 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:27,514 Well, maybe someone will come around 1038 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,007 that can help you out a little. 1039 01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:33,185 You just need to open yourself up to it. 1040 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:49,887 You wanna hang out tomorrow night? 1041 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:52,553 Absolutely. I'd love to. 1042 01:02:56,439 --> 01:02:57,724 Oh, do you have a pen? 1043 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:58,732 Um, yeah. 1044 01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:07,440 Thanks. 1045 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:15,326 Okay, thanks. 1046 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,493 All right. 1047 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:17,501 Bye. - Bye. 1048 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:24,675 Boom! 1049 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:35,467 Yes! 1050 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:39,812 Yes! 1051 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:40,931 Yes, yes, yes! 1052 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,313 Yes! 1053 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:46,687 Yes, yes, yes! 1054 01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,695 Yeah! 1055 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:53,576 Yes! 1056 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,154 Yeah! 1057 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,166 Yes! 1058 01:03:58,043 --> 01:03:59,043 Yes! 1059 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,556 Wow, mom. 1060 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,139 That's beautiful. 1061 01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:23,890 That's going right up on the fridge. 1062 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:27,944 Come on. 1063 01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,903 All right, through here. 1064 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:38,447 Here we go. Here we go. 1065 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,665 All right. All right. 1066 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:42,829 There's one foot. 1067 01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:43,837 Two foot. 1068 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:46,246 And upsie Daisy. 1069 01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,007 I know, I know. 1070 01:04:50,261 --> 01:04:51,876 There you go, mamma. 1071 01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,359 Aw. You're leaving? 1072 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,069 Okay. 1073 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:14,111 Well, I guess all good times must come to. 1074 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,536 Come on, come on. 1075 01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:25,118 All the juicy details. 1076 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,841 I have to know the story. 1077 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,131 Give me all the juicy details. 1078 01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:42,018 Go on, go on. 1079 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:48,941 You have to tell me the story. 1080 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,483 I want all the juicy details. 1081 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,697 Go on, go on. 1082 01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,155 You have to tell me the story. 1083 01:05:59,164 --> 01:06:03,157 I want all the juicy details. 1084 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,750 Go on, go on. 1085 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,879 You have to tell me the story. 1086 01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,339 I want all the juicy details. 1087 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:14,084 Andy, I had the most incredible date. 1088 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:16,507 Her name was Lisa and she's perfect! 1089 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:17,924 Go on, go on. 1090 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:22,096 She's cute and she's funny and she's a caregiver. 1091 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,389 She basically went to college 1092 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:27,389 to learn how to take care of people like mom. 1093 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,230 Oh, oh. 1094 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:31,101 We clicked immediately. 1095 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:34,730 She totally understands my situation. 1096 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:35,981 She gets me. 1097 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:38,820 She gets you? 1098 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:39,828 Yeah. 1099 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,696 After one date, huh? 1100 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:47,830 Well, she must really be something. 1101 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,370 Well, yeah. 1102 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:52,588 I mean, we have a lot in common. 1103 01:06:52,592 --> 01:06:55,049 Like I can tell her anything. 1104 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:57,135 We've already made plans for tomorrow. 1105 01:06:57,138 --> 01:07:00,551 I mean, you just met this girl. 1106 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,423 Yeah, but she's like- 1107 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:07,145 - so, so that's it then? 1108 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,769 There's no more you and me? 1109 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,268 No, Andy. That's not what I meant. 1110 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:15,270 I thought we could tell each other everything. 1111 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:18,823 I thought we were best friends. 1112 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:19,906 We can. 1113 01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:20,911 We are. 1114 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:26,456 I mean, what does she have that I don't have? 1115 01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:28,950 Well- 1116 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,623 - well, that shouldn't matter. 1117 01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:36,507 Our friendship, our connection, 1118 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:40,131 like that's real, pal. 1119 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:41,595 That's as real as it gets. 1120 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,353 You expect me to believe 1121 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:52,849 that this girl knows you better than I do? 1122 01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:55,317 No, that's not what I meant. 1123 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:57,403 Don't be stupid. 1124 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:02,404 You're just drunk with infatuation for some cute girl. 1125 01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:06,870 She's clouding your judgment, pal. 1126 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:09,957 But I thought friends could tell each other anything? 1127 01:08:09,961 --> 01:08:11,667 I am your friend. 1128 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:12,911 I care about you. 1129 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,127 I will always be there for you. 1130 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:18,796 Andy, that's not what I meant. 1131 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,383 Can't you see? 1132 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:25,132 She's already coming between us. 1133 01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:28,687 Friends, remember? 1134 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,855 They have to be there for each other, no matter what. 1135 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:39,195 Plus, we had plans for tomorrow. 1136 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:40,608 We did? 1137 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,278 Oh, you forgot? 1138 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:43,285 Of course. 1139 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,239 We were gonna play cards. 1140 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,327 You said you wanted to play go fish. 1141 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,200 I guess I did forget. 1142 01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:55,453 = it's fine. It's fine. 1143 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,465 Go on your date. 1144 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,586 This is obviously what's more important to you anyway. 1145 01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,710 No. No, no, no, no, no. 1146 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:03,962 You are important to me, Andy. 1147 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:04,803 You are. 1148 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,468 I'm sorry. 1149 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,467 Hey, look, look. 1150 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:11,811 I'll call her tomorrow and reschedule. 1151 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:14,021 Okay, I didn't realize that we had plans. 1152 01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:15,515 I made a mistake, okay? 1153 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,065 = you would do that for me? 1154 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,189 I'd do anything for my best friend. 1155 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:25,702 = there he is. 1156 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,533 That's my guy. 1157 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,950 I'm really sorry. 1158 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:36,165 Yeah. And I forgive you. 1159 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,172 Pals? 1160 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:39,966 Pals. 1161 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,629 Liability limitations 1162 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,757 from five million dollars cash. 1163 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:50,099 That means instead of cutting off 1164 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:51,513 all debt on that combination. 1165 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,845 Don't even make 'em hard anymore. 1166 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,271 Insurance limit to 10 million. 1167 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,170 Hello? 1168 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:05,884 Lisa. Hi, it's David. 1169 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:06,967 Oh, hi. 1170 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,302 I'm so glad you called. 1171 01:11:08,306 --> 01:11:12,470 Lisa, I'm really sorry but- 1172 01:11:12,477 --> 01:11:13,477 - what? 1173 01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,265 I have to cancel our plans for tonight. 1174 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,514 Oh. Is everything okay? 1175 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:21,766 Oh, yes. Everything's fine. 1176 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:24,529 It's just, 1177 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,315 mom's just having a tough day 1178 01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:33,616 and I don't think I should leave her tonight. 1179 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,908 Do you want me to come to your house? 1180 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:35,905 I'd be happy to help. 1181 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,123 No, no, no. 1182 01:11:38,127 --> 01:11:39,617 That won't be necessary. 1183 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,496 She's pretty upset. 1184 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:46,966 So, I think a new face might just confuse her, 1185 01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,800 make it worse. 1186 01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,005 I'm sorry. 1187 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,723 Can we reschedule for tomorrow?? 1188 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,849 I have work tomorrow. Maybe Saturday? 1189 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,687 Okay. That should be fine. 1190 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,725 I'm so sorry again. 1191 01:12:04,779 --> 01:12:07,111 I understand. It's all right. 1192 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,282 Okay, I've gotta go now. 1193 01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,900 All right. Bye David. 1194 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:16,286 Warm up with 50s and 60s and 70s 1195 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:17,996 and eventually we'll see some of that warmer weather 1196 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,991 move back into the southeast from the coast 1197 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,458 but it won't be around for too much longer. 1198 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,292 Thank goodness. 1199 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:24,457 30s and 40s in the northern rockies to the northwest. 1200 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,547 60s and 70s in the southwest. 1201 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,667 Latest satellite news right now. 1202 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,508 Long island is in the picture. 1203 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:30,592 You can see a nice day there. 1204 01:12:30,596 --> 01:12:33,713 Shuffling the cards so it's fair. 1205 01:12:35,059 --> 01:12:36,059 Okay. 1206 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:42,271 Hmm. 1207 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:44,391 Um, I think I'll go first. 1208 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:48,186 Hmm. 1209 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,813 Do you have any fours? 1210 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,155 All right! 1211 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:01,703 All right, one is better than nothing. 1212 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:02,711 Okay, it's your turn. 1213 01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,335 Do you have any tens? 1214 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,459 = no. 1215 01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:09,832 Sorry, pal. Go fish. 1216 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:15,181 Hmm. 1217 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,891 Do you have any sevens? 1218 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,558 Two sevens! 1219 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,477 All right, it's must be my lucky day! 1220 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:32,946 There's nothing like a little friendly competition. 1221 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:33,950 Right, pal? 1222 01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,154 Right, pal. 1223 01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,500 This evening and goodnight. 1224 01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,789 It's always nice to have you with us on air. 1225 01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:47,627 Goodnight. 1226 01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:49,839 Hey mom, can I get you a snack before bed? 1227 01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:03,853 Mom? 1228 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,443 Mom! 1229 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:30,455 Mom! 1230 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:31,466 No, no, no. 1231 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,425 Lucille! 1232 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:43,471 Mom! 1233 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,343 Mom, mom! 1234 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:46,562 Lucille! 1235 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:48,101 Lucille glauer. 1236 01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:49,144 Shit! 1237 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:50,436 Go, go, go! 1238 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:51,274 Go! 1239 01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:53,234 Get the fuck out of the way. 1240 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,613 Stupid fuck! 1241 01:14:55,616 --> 01:14:56,776 What are you gonna do, David? 1242 01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,115 What are you gonna do? 1243 01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,119 Stop! 1244 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:04,997 Stop! Stop! 1245 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:07,210 Fucking find her. 1246 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:12,872 Ah, shit. 1247 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,347 911. 1248 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:34,818 Hello? 1249 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:35,982 = Lisa. 1250 01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:37,821 Lisa, it's David. 1251 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:38,985 David, I didn't expect- 1252 01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:40,608 - Lisa, I need your help. 1253 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:42,029 Oh no. What happened? 1254 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:43,323 She's missing. 1255 01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:44,911 Mom's missing. 1256 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,780 She just wandered out the front door. 1257 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:49,659 I only left her alone for a minute. 1258 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,126 David, calm down. 1259 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,666 We're going to find her. 1260 01:15:52,673 --> 01:15:53,673 Where are you? 1261 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:01,133 I'm sorry. 1262 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,004 I didn't wanna call the police. 1263 01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:02,846 Ti didn't want them to- 1264 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:04,761 - David, we're gonna find her together. 1265 01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:06,475 We just need to think about where she might have gone. 1266 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,810 Have you checked the senior center? 1267 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:08,813 I already checked. 1268 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,267 Okay. 1269 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,890 Okay. 1270 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:13,891 Um, well where else did she use to go 1271 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:15,985 regularly when she was younger? 1272 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:16,988 Oh my god. 1273 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:19,657 That's it. 1274 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:21,951 Frank. 1275 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:39,208 Mom. 1276 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:40,630 Mom, what are you doin'? 1277 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:42,469 = the bus is late. 1278 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:45,180 They're usually here at 6:00. 1279 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:46,184 Mom, mom. 1280 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,426 You need to come with us right now. 1281 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:53,727 Frank is playing a show tonight at the blue bird. 1282 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,065 Now I'll be late. 1283 01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:57,481 He'll hate if I'm late. 1284 01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:00,104 Hi, Lucille. Are you waiting for the bus? 1285 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:02,402 No, I'm waiting for the goddamn pope! 1286 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:03,990 What the hell does it look like? 1287 01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:05,029 Lucille, the bus is late 1288 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,777 because it broke down a few stops away. 1289 01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:09,405 Can David and I give you a ride instead? 1290 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:10,747 = uh. 1291 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,086 Yeah. 1292 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:17,372 I suppose that would be fine. 1293 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,672 All right. Let's stand up. 1294 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,638 = you know the word routine 1295 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,509 comes from route. 1296 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:35,606 You wouldn't know it though from this shitty bus route. 1297 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:37,440 I know, I know. 1298 01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:40,060 They look so pretty too. 1299 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,983 Do you have a date with frank? 1300 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,500 Even 10 minutes is a long time 1301 01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:38,504 to be away from you. 1302 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:42,748 Goodnight, frank. 1303 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,760 = it's... 1304 01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:46,927 Sweet dreams, mom. 1305 01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:59,314 Can I get you a drink? 1306 01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:02,025 Yeah. 1307 01:19:03,447 --> 01:19:04,562 Watch your step. 1308 01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:21,037 Home sweet home. 1309 01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:22,048 = it's nice. 1310 01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:24,550 It's very cozy. 1311 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,918 It's a perfect place to escape to. 1312 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:33,932 Didn't you say your dad was a jazz player? 1313 01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:35,892 = yes. Piano. 1314 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:39,221 You wanna hear one of his tapes? 1315 01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:40,233 Of course. 1316 01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,949 This was always one of my favorites. 1317 01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,170 We played it at dad's funeral. 1318 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:06,092 He's handsome. 1319 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:09,175 How long ago did he pass? 1320 01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:12,296 Hmm. Almost 10 years now. 1321 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,016 Mom was much better back then. 1322 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,606 How about your folks? 1323 01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:32,482 They live in Florida with my sister. 1324 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,236 I came here to go to school 1325 01:20:35,247 --> 01:20:38,034 and then I decided to stay after I graduated. 1326 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,578 So you're all alone here? 1327 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:42,872 I wouldn't say that. 1328 01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:57,050 I can't thank you enough for all your help tonight. 1329 01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,847 Oh, it's totally fine. 1330 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,014 I was happy to help. 1331 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:02,767 You were probably terrified. 1332 01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:03,981 Yeah, I was. 1333 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:07,320 I'm better now. 1334 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:16,201 You know what my dad used to say? 1335 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:20,156 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 1336 01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,868 until you come face to face 1337 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,244 with your greatest weakness. 1338 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:52,925 = oh. 1339 01:23:14,698 --> 01:23:18,316 I uh... David, what was that? 1340 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:19,407 I'm sorry. 1341 01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:20,275 I just got excited and- 1342 01:23:20,287 --> 01:23:21,993 - no, no. The video. 1343 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:25,789 Oh. It's nothing. 1344 01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,242 Was that from video rendezvous? 1345 01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:29,368 I said it's nothing. 1346 01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:30,619 Well, who was that creepy guy? 1347 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:32,212 He's no one, okay? 1348 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:36,584 He's no one. 1349 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:41,972 No, you wouldn't understand. 1350 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,395 Yeah, I think you should. 1351 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:44,610 Every year we took penny to the fair 1352 01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:49,581 and we would give her a corn dog 1353 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:53,586 and then go on that tilt-a-whirl. 1354 01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:59,715 And she would always throw up. 1355 01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:07,132 Hi, it's Lisa. 1356 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:10,014 If you're there, please pick up. 1357 01:25:13,025 --> 01:25:14,640 I wanted to call and apologize. 1358 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,982 = frank. That's nice. 1359 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:21,988 That's nice. 1360 01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:25,484 I'm not really sure what for but I just... 1361 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:27,406 I thought things were going really well 1362 01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:32,408 and I just hoped we could talk about it. 1363 01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,828 It seems silly to fight over some tape. 1364 01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:39,377 = too bad. 1365 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:42,713 Too bad. 1366 01:25:42,721 --> 01:25:44,552 I'd like to see you again. 1367 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,763 Maybe I can come by for dinner. 1368 01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:53,311 = too bad. Too bad. 1369 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:54,145 Too bad. Too bad. 1370 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:55,764 Here they would build schools, 1371 01:25:55,776 --> 01:25:58,483 educate their children, reclaim. 1372 01:25:58,487 --> 01:25:59,943 Oh, come on, rock. 1373 01:25:59,946 --> 01:26:01,527 You've just gotta wake up. 1374 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:02,896 Come on. Come on! 1375 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:06,574 Oh, phooey. 1376 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:08,114 Oh, what's the use? 1377 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:10,954 Nobody is ever gonna believe that I met a talking rock. 1378 01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:15,455 Well, who cares anyway? I've got better things to do 1379 01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:17,623 than waste my time talking to rude rocks. 1380 01:27:32,539 --> 01:27:33,539 Andy? 1381 01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:39,044 Andy. 1382 01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:07,570 Where the fuck? 1383 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:14,865 Frank. Do we have any more tape? 1384 01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:25,831 Fuck! 1385 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:27,753 Frank, do we have any more tape? 1386 01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:29,046 This stuff is useless. 1387 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:30,385 It must be expired. 1388 01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:11,672 Good lord. Calm yourself. 1389 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:16,595 No sense getting upset over a little tape. 1390 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:18,352 A little tape? 1391 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,357 You fucking bitch! 1392 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:39,413 Do you have any idea what you've taken from me? 1393 01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:42,293 Everything! 1394 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:47,371 You've taken everything from me! 1395 01:29:55,432 --> 01:29:58,174 Fuck! 1396 01:29:58,184 --> 01:30:02,056 Fuck! 1397 01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:04,145 Get the fuck out of the way! 1398 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,435 Andy! 1399 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:12,650 Help. 1400 01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,193 Please, Andy. 1401 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,531 I need Andy. 1402 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:18,037 I need Andy. 1403 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,239 Andy! 1404 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,250 I need Andy! 1405 01:30:24,628 --> 01:30:27,210 I don't know anyone named Andy. 1406 01:30:27,213 --> 01:30:28,498 "Rent-a-pall" 1407 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,462 ti need "rent-a-pall" 1408 01:30:31,468 --> 01:30:32,708 hey, buddy! 1409 01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:33,629 You better calm it down 1410 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,037 or we're gonna have a real problem. 1411 01:30:44,022 --> 01:30:46,980 I need a video tape you sell here. 1412 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:52,106 It's called "rent-a-pal."” 1413 01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:56,569 where can I find one? 1414 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,097 Please. Please, just take it. 1415 01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:26,470 It's on the house. 1416 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:28,938 That's very generous of you. 1417 01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:59,002 Come on. Come on. 1418 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,932 Hi. I'm Andy. 1419 01:32:03,935 --> 01:32:05,300 Thanks for being here today. 1420 01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:08,720 Well, let's cut to the chase. 1421 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:12,357 I'm here to be your friend. 1422 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:13,850 How does that sound? 1423 01:32:13,862 --> 01:32:15,727 = that sounds wonderful. 1424 01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:18,230 Sounds absolutely wonderful, Andy. 1425 01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:21,618 Whoa. 1426 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:23,746 Whoa. 1427 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:25,912 Hey, nice digs. 1428 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,748 Did you decorate everything yourself? 1429 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,709 Well, I'm excited. 1430 01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:33,749 I mean, I'm really excited. 1431 01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:37,500 I mean, I gotta be honest with you here. 1432 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,751 I have been waiting for this moment 1433 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:41,799 for what feels like forever. 1434 01:32:42,974 --> 01:32:46,137 I mean, gosh, I am just so pleased 1435 01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:49,056 that you decided to take this journey with me. 1436 01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:51,055 We're going to get to know each other. 1437 01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:53,227 We're going to talk about whatever you want. 1438 01:32:54,110 --> 01:32:55,646 But more than anything, 1439 01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:56,859 we're gonna have some fun 1440 01:32:58,198 --> 01:33:02,191 and hopefully it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 1441 01:33:02,202 --> 01:33:03,202 What do you say? 1442 01:33:03,953 --> 01:33:04,863 That's great. 1443 01:33:04,871 --> 01:33:06,031 That's great. 1444 01:33:06,039 --> 01:33:08,200 To friendship. 1445 01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:12,742 You, you have got good taste, pal. 1446 01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:15,711 I'm so glad you're here. 1447 01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:16,830 I was terribly worried. 1448 01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:19,545 = tell me more about that. 1449 01:33:19,552 --> 01:33:22,919 My mother, she was confused. 1450 01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:25,263 I'm so sorry. 1451 01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:29,889 I don't know what I would've done without you. 1452 01:33:29,896 --> 01:33:31,227 = oh. Wow. 1453 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,436 Ah, that sounds like a tough time, pal. 1454 01:33:36,361 --> 01:33:38,352 I'm sorry to hear about that. 1455 01:33:38,363 --> 01:33:40,729 You're not angry? 1456 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,446 = that's what friends are for. 1457 01:33:43,409 --> 01:33:45,320 To be there for each other 1458 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:46,909 when all the chips are down. 1459 01:33:48,206 --> 01:33:49,992 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 1460 01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:54,292 Hey, now I don't know about you, 1461 01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:56,286 but this is really bumming me out. 1462 01:33:56,297 --> 01:33:59,755 So, how about we talk about something else? 1463 01:33:59,759 --> 01:34:00,589 Like what? 1464 01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:02,424 Moms are so interesting, aren't they? 1465 01:34:05,056 --> 01:34:06,967 What do you mean? 1466 01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:08,465 We don't need her. 1467 01:34:08,476 --> 01:34:09,591 We have each other. 1468 01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:13,845 Now, let's have a good time. 1469 01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:17,390 What did you have in mind? 1470 01:34:17,402 --> 01:34:19,063 Well, what do you say to a game? 1471 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:33,250 = frank. 1472 01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:36,868 I've fallen. 1473 01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:52,137 Look at your face. 1474 01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:53,555 It's all smashed up. 1475 01:34:58,234 --> 01:34:59,849 Here. Let me help you up. 1476 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,364 That a girl. 1477 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:07,451 Whoa. 1478 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,080 = frank. 1479 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:14,906 T wanna sit down. 1480 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:28,472 David? 1481 01:35:31,309 --> 01:35:32,309 Mom. 1482 01:35:42,862 --> 01:35:44,898 You know what I think? 1483 01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:47,022 What, sweetie? 1484 01:35:48,368 --> 01:35:51,576 = you're the reason dad killed himself. 1485 01:36:20,483 --> 01:36:23,065 Wow! I don't believe you! 1486 01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,437 Man, they always say friendships are full of surprises 1487 01:36:27,448 --> 01:36:32,363 but, boy, that one really, really took me by surprise. 1488 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:36,738 I'll tell you what. 1489 01:36:36,749 --> 01:36:39,365 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 1490 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:46,130 It reminds me of a saying. 1491 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,796 Sometimes you don't realize your own strength 1492 01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:52,261 until you come face to face with your greatest weakness. 1493 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,757 Well, it's true. 1494 01:36:55,768 --> 01:36:57,554 So forget that girl. 1495 01:36:57,562 --> 01:36:58,927 We don't need her. 1496 01:36:58,938 --> 01:37:00,678 We have each other. 1497 01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:02,226 We have each other. 1498 01:37:02,233 --> 01:37:03,233 It's okay, pal. 1499 01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:06,559 It's all right. 1500 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:09,654 We don't need her, do we? 1501 01:37:09,657 --> 01:37:11,318 - No. - No, we don't. 1502 01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:14,946 - We don't. - We don't need her. 1503 01:37:14,954 --> 01:37:16,490 We have each other. 1504 01:37:17,498 --> 01:37:19,284 You got what you wanted. 1505 01:37:19,292 --> 01:37:22,079 Now we can forget about her, okay? 1506 01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:27,000 She didn't understand. 1507 01:37:27,008 --> 01:37:28,008 It's not her fault. 1508 01:37:29,302 --> 01:37:31,759 Most people don't have what we have. 1509 01:37:33,806 --> 01:37:34,806 But you know what? 1510 01:37:36,559 --> 01:37:40,051 This, this moment, 1511 01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:44,263 this is what friends are for. 1512 01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:47,941 To be there for each other 1513 01:37:47,945 --> 01:37:49,731 when all the chips are down. 1514 01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:54,657 And that's why I'm here for you, pal. 1515 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:02,824 But, I gotta be honest with you here. 1516 01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,201 I have been waiting for this moment 1517 01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:06,874 for what feels like forever. 1518 01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:11,590 And, gosh, I am just so pleased 1519 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:14,552 that you decided to take this journey with me. 1520 01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:16,511 We're going to get to know each other. 1521 01:38:16,516 --> 01:38:19,303 We're going to talk about whatever you want. 1522 01:38:19,310 --> 01:38:21,175 But, more than anything. 1523 01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:23,303 We're gonna have some fun. 1524 01:38:23,314 --> 01:38:26,397 And hopefully it's the start of a beautiful relationship. 1525 01:38:27,485 --> 01:38:28,485 What do you say? 1526 01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:32,270 Sounds fucking weird, Andy. 1527 01:38:33,574 --> 01:38:34,905 David? 1528 01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:57,806 Hi. 1529 01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:00,848 Thanks for being here today. 1530 01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:03,099 You got my message? 1531 01:39:05,481 --> 01:39:08,769 I'm here to be your friend. 1532 01:39:08,776 --> 01:39:09,776 How's that sound? 1533 01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:13,527 I brought a lasagna for your mom. 1534 01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:16,606 I've got just the thing. 1535 01:39:17,743 --> 01:39:19,358 I'll tell you my best joke. 1536 01:39:20,746 --> 01:39:22,361 Stop me if you've heard this one. 1537 01:39:23,249 --> 01:39:25,205 David, what's, what's going on? 1538 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:38,465 David, what did you do? 1539 01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:39,713 No, no, no, no, no. 1540 01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:41,635 I know what you're thinking and I know. 1541 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:44,596 But hey, this is a little weird for me too. 1542 01:39:44,604 --> 01:39:45,604 David, move! 1543 01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:49,772 It's new for both of us. 1544 01:39:50,693 --> 01:39:52,274 But I guess that just means 1545 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:54,485 we're in this together, right? 1546 01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:56,775 You've got my back and I've got yours. 1547 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,862 All right. Let's just dive in. 1548 01:40:00,870 --> 01:40:01,870 Stay away from me! 1549 01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:07,372 You know, I lived at home for most of my life. 1550 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,034 It was tough. 1551 01:40:10,046 --> 01:40:12,207 Especially with parents like mine. 1552 01:40:14,592 --> 01:40:16,253 You know the type, right? 1553 01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,967 Overbearing, demanding, 1554 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:20,552 nothing's ever good enough. 1555 01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:23,722 It's a wonder I didn't turn out 1556 01:40:23,726 --> 01:40:25,887 to be some sort of disturbed maniac. 1557 01:41:24,495 --> 01:41:25,951 Help! 1558 01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:27,570 Someone please help! 1559 01:41:29,166 --> 01:41:30,166 Help! 1560 01:41:32,253 --> 01:41:33,584 Help, please! 1561 01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:34,953 Someone call 911! 1562 01:42:15,504 --> 01:42:19,167 Oh god. 1563 01:42:30,895 --> 01:42:32,260 Hi. I'm Andy. 1564 01:42:32,271 --> 01:42:33,681 Thanks for being here today. 1565 01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:34,519 Now let's have a good time. 1566 01:42:34,523 --> 01:42:35,854 Let's cut to the chase. 1567 01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,268 I'm here to be your friend. 1568 01:42:37,276 --> 01:42:38,106 We're gonna have some fun. 1569 01:42:38,110 --> 01:42:39,145 How's that sound? 1570 01:42:39,153 --> 01:42:40,233 Whoa. 1571 01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:42,853 I gotta be honest with you. Nice digs. 1572 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:44,571 Wow! I guess it could be worse. 1573 01:42:44,575 --> 01:42:46,065 T don't believe it! I could have cancer. 1574 01:42:46,077 --> 01:42:49,035 To friendship. 1575 01:42:49,038 --> 01:42:50,118 Man, they always say friendships 1576 01:42:50,122 --> 01:42:51,578 are full of surprises but, boy. 1577 01:42:51,582 --> 01:42:52,697 But I guess that just means 1578 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:54,699 we're in this together, right? 1579 01:42:54,710 --> 01:42:55,870 Really took me by surprise. 1580 01:42:55,878 --> 01:42:57,209 T can't wait to see how it turns out. 1581 01:42:57,213 --> 01:42:58,293 I'll tell you what. 1582 01:42:58,297 --> 01:43:01,209 I bet you're full of surprises, aren't you? 1583 01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:03,123 When you come face to face. 1584 01:43:03,135 --> 01:43:04,250 Nothing like a little friendly competition. 1585 01:43:04,261 --> 01:43:05,592 Greatest weakness. 1586 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:08,515 Aw. Aw, no, really? 1587 01:43:12,478 --> 01:43:13,478 Right now? 1588 01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:17,892 Aw, but we were having so much fun. 1589 01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:19,060 You're leaving? 1590 01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:22,696 Oh. 1591 01:43:23,364 --> 01:43:24,364 Okay. 1592 01:43:25,741 --> 01:43:29,450 Well, I guess all good times must come to an end. 1593 01:43:32,081 --> 01:43:33,787 Don't worry about me. 1594 01:43:33,791 --> 01:43:34,791 I'll be fine. 1595 01:43:36,001 --> 01:43:40,916 We sure had a great time, didn't we? 1596 01:43:45,261 --> 01:43:46,717 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1597 01:43:49,098 --> 01:43:50,383 Right, I know. 1598 01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:53,595 I know. You've gotta go. 1599 01:43:55,354 --> 01:43:58,687 Well, it's been great. 1600 01:44:01,068 --> 01:44:02,068 And hey, 1601 01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:07,146 I'll always be right here waiting for you. 1602 01:44:10,745 --> 01:44:11,745 Take care 1603 01:44:13,539 --> 01:44:14,654 and I'll be seeing you. 1604 01:44:17,168 --> 01:44:18,203 So long, pal. 1605 01:48:00,641 --> 01:48:01,641 Yeah.