[Paper Kings' "Look At Me Now"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Can't nobody hold me down ♪
♪ I'm steady walkin' like ♪
♪ I got three commas in my bank account ♪
♪ Livin' loud, so get your cameras out ♪
♪ I'd probably do the same thing if I was you ♪
♪ Lookin' at me now, now ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Mm, put up your lights ♪
♪ And keep 'em flashin' ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Don't ever put 'em down, down, down ♪
♪ Look at me now ♪
["Boss Up" by KOYOTIE playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ We're here to boss up ♪
♪ We're here to boss up ♪
- Thank you. I'll see you next month.
- Hey, Lesley. - Hi, Isaiah.
- How are you, Miss Lesley? - Good. How are you?
- Ah, I'm just about to work on this light,
and I'll let you know whenever I finish.
- And can we make sure we seal around there so the water
doesn't get into it? - Absolutely.
- Thank you. I'm gonna call up our tenant.
Now that Wash has quit his nine-to-five,
I've been so busy with the properties,
the tenants, being a mother...
[clatters] Oh!
Being a wife, being a daughter-in-law.
- Mommy! - [wearily] Yeah?
I need a break.
I need to clear my mind.
I need a vacation,
so I planned a girls' trip to St. Thomas.
I deserve this.
I just wanted to call you
about that light outside of your shop.
We're gonna have it fixed by end of today.
All right, have a good night. Thanks. Bye.
- ♪ We're here to boss up ♪ - Perfect.
- ♪ Yeah, I get dough, I get cheese ♪
♪ I get moolah, I get green ♪
♪ I get money, money, money ♪
♪ You can check out my receives, yeah ♪
[doorbell dings] ♪ Yeah, money, money, money ♪
- Oh, my favorite person. - [chuckles]
What's going on, Washington? - A whole new shipment.
- My wife would probably kill me when I tell you this,
but she used to buy 20 polos at a time
because she could get them for $10 a shirt,
so I was just wearing what my wife bought me.
And being fashionable is a lot more fun than being boring.
- I got you some nice Balenciaga pieces,
some Dolce & Gabbana, a little bit of Versace.
Givenchy. - Givenchy.
McQueen, and Versace. - And this is a Versace robe.
- Oh, yeah. I love this.
I could just imagine me going down to the beach,
making a music video, popping this open,
having nothing underneath.
both: Yeah. - What do you think?
- I think you look like a million bucks.
- A million? Come on.
A billion.
I'm feeling fresh.
An important music producer sets trends,
and to do that, you have to spend money.
- ♪ I tell 'em, catch me if you can ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm always on the move ♪
- You know, when I wear these clothes,
it makes me feel like Superman.
- ♪ I want a bag of hunnit grand ♪
- Everybody assumes that you're cool
because you make music,
and I like being cool.
- I'll see you later. - See ya.
- Bye-bye. - Over the budget again.
Into my treasure chest.
- ♪ It's time to leave now ♪
♪ ♪
♪ So won't you come around? ♪
♪ ♪
[doorbell dings]
- We're here!
- You're wearing this. - We have our onesies.
- What are we doing? - And games!
- You're gonna change into onesies?
- No, you're gonna change into onesies.
- We're gonna wear onesies? - No, thanks.
First of all, why do you want me to wear it?
You gotta come with a good reason.
- It's because I'm a lonely child,
and I've never had my parents or matching pajamas, you know?
- No, I think I like her kimono.
I should have worn the black one!
- If she takes it off, will you wear it?
- Not anymore. - Why?
- I don't know where Bella's been.
- What? That's rude.
- What? You kids and your dating apps.
- What dating apps? - What dating apps?
You can check my phone. I don't even have one.
- Why are you scared of dating apps?
- Because it's weird. - Yeah, it's weird.
- I mean, you guys moved to Houston.
Don't you think you should be, like, out and about?
- Yeah, that's what we're doing here.
- This is in and nowhere.
This is not out and about.
- This is out and about from our apartment.
- Romance isn't on our first list of priorities.
If it happens, it happens.
We're not actively seeking it
or anything. - Fish.
- You want fish? - No.
- So we literally are
at, like, either Judy's
or, like, Lesley's every single night.
And we enjoy that.
It's not like we're being forced
to hang out with them or anything,
so, like, we don't really have time...
- For other things
besides ourselves and family.
- Oh, yeah!
Just like Japan--oh, wait.
We're not going to Japan. We're going to England.
- Do you want to move to Japan instead of England?
- I would totally move to England--Japan.
- Oh, you'd rather go Japan? - Wait.
You're moving to England?
- Wait, when did this happen?
- We just came back. Can you not?
- If we move to England. We talked about it.
- We talked about the possibility
of us moving our family out of the United States.
- Why? - In the future.
- Like, how far in future? - Like, in the near future?
- I mean, if we won the lottery tomorrow,
we'd go Wednesday, but sure.
- No-- - Knock, knock.
- Hi. - Hey.
- What's up?
What's up with y'all?
- We're having a taco party. - Ooh, I want tacos.
- We have a hundred tacos there.
Make a plate. - Wait.
But back to London. - Oh.
- You know they're going to London?
- What? Who's going to London?
- Your sister. - Judy and Nate.
- For what?
- To live. - They're moving.
- You're going to London? - Mm-hmm.
- Why? - We've been there.
And when we went there, you just--
- I liked it.
- You liked it? - Yes.
- But why are we even moving? - Why not?
- Why not Paris? - I agree.
- 'Cause all your family is here?
- And so, we didn't really say--
yeah, we didn't say London.
We said Europe. - Not now, though.
- Well, she can't move away
from Daddy Warbucks.
- Oh, that's why I want to go.
- Oh, what does your dad say?
- Well, he doesn't even want her to move
more than two doors down. - Exactly!
- You think he's gonna let her go across the ocean?
- Why would I need his permission?
- Not permission, but he's gonna die
of a broken heart.
- Well, he can just fly over there
whenever he wants.
- It's not the same. - Not the same.
Having family around me is really important.
I've kind of dug my feet
into Wash's parents and his family around me
because I don't have any family here.
And I don't know how to cut that cord,
so for Judy and Nate to just up and move
and just live so freely, yeah, of course I'm jealous of that.
I'm jealous that I don't have that feeling.
I don't know if I could ever have that feeling.
I'm just curious why you two are here.
Don't you guys have, like, I don't know, dates?
Hot dates or-- - We said the same thing.
- They're our hot date. - This is our hot date.
- You see, we even dressed for the occasion.
- I think we all had crazy partying days, right?
- Yes. - Yes, you for sure did.
- I was in my prime in my 20s. - Yeah!
- What was the craziest thing you guys ever did?
- Partying? - Party-wise?
I don't know, get drunk, dance on tables.
- Yeah, tables. - Dancing on tables?
- My stilettos would poke the heels of the boots,
and I would get in trouble by the owner.
- I've had to do many walks of shames.
I was working, like, at 7:00 a.m. at the pharmacy,
and I would throw up in the bathrooms
and come back out and fill a prescription for patients.
Because I was so hungover,
my techs had to go get me Gatorade.
But you know what, it was so much fun
that I did it again the next weekend, you know?
I mean, I love to party.
- Judy used to wear lowcut shirts
after she got her boob job. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I remember when-- - I had blonde hair.
- Oh, I had blonde hair! - I was super tan.
- Nobody looked more slutty than my sister.
- ABG, girl. - Hey.
But if you have it, flaunt it.
- My dad would literally pick me up probably
and just carry me inside. - You don't you don't live
with him, so you're good.
- My pants are so tight.
They're about to rip.
- Hello. Can you wear these?
- I can go to the comedy show like that, right?
- If you wear it, I'll go to the club with you.
both: Oh. - Really?
- There you go. She said she'll go.
- All right. All right. - Take one for the team.
I didn't think she would put it on so easily.
This plan very much backfired. - To get you out,
I would put anything on.
Kim's the oldest in her family,
the Chi Hai, and so,
she's always had to think of everyone else.
Well, now is her time.
She doesn't live with her family anymore.
She lives with Belle.
Why not live your best life?
You're only 25, honey. Go live it.
- You have to drink and dance.
And it can't be, like, Sad Susie in the corner.
- See? You can go club with her.
- Oh, God. - My beautiful wife.
- Aw. - [imitates retching]
- What's up, my beautiful sister?
- Oh, whoa. What about Nate? - Oh, we're cool.
[laughter]
- ♪ I'm unstoppable ♪
♪ Nothing can break me ♪
♪ Nothing can shake me ♪
♪ Here I am ♪
♪ And I'm unstoppable ♪
♪ Nothing can block me ♪
♪ Ooh, don't try to stop me ♪
- Enjoy, guys.
all: Thank you. - Bon appétit, everybody.
- Well, who did you guys watch last night?
Who was the comedian? - Ronny Chieng.
- Ronny Chieng? - That was the first time
I'd ever been to a comedy show.
- Oh, really? Like a real-- - Well, who have you seen?
- I've seen Chelsea Handler, Chris Rock.
- But it depends on your sense of humor, right?
If you have dry humor, like the Brits--
I mean, who's a good British... - Mr. Bean.
- Eddie Izzard is funny. - Mr. Bean.
Nate and Judy moving to London is big news.
If there's any news in the family,
especially something this big, Binh Ho has to know.
Speaking of Brits, Ba...
- What?
- Did you know that? - What?
- She told us.
- Not anytime soon, Mom.
- Do you like London? - [laughs]
Or Paris? Or Spain?
- I forget how news can travel
in a tight-knit family that includes Lesley
because, clearly,
she likes to let news out without it being real news.
- I would have preferred that she had
either asked my permission,
or I would have preferred Lesley just keep it quiet
for us to make real plans before we shared that
with our family, right? - Yeah, right.
So next summer, we're gonna go on a vacation all over Europe,
and we're gonna pick the city that we like the best.
You guys are free to come with us,
help us choose.
Yes, I will buy the ticket for you.
- Yes.
- You're okay with her moving away
to another country?
You wouldn't even let her move to--
- Because I'm with Nate now. It's different.
- When you marry,
that means you leave your family.
You go with who you will marry to.
That your new family.
You take care of your husband or you take care of your wife,
take care of your children.
That's a new family.
- And then, now he loses me as a daughter,
so I follow my husband,
just like you followed him to Texas.
- We're still two doors down, though.
- I'm saying you left your family to go with him.
- She remarried.
She can do what she want to do.
- You love America so much,
you named her kids after presidents, right?
So America, England.
- You know, I cannot stop them.
- But I know this is harder for my mom that my dad.
- Good answer. - That's a great answer.
I like how it went from one week to a month
and a month to two months. - Two months.
- I'm like, "This is good. We need a big house."
- So thank you for being open to us finding our happiness,
wherever that may be.
- Yeah, thank you for everybody coming for brunch.
And, Jonathan, say something else.
- Jonathan? - You are family, okay?
- That's Nathan. - Wrong guy.
Wrong guy. - I'm sorry.
- Ooh, ooh. - Nathan.
Nathan. I'm sorry.
- I'ma wear a nametag.
- For the record, I have no exes named Jonathan,
so I don't know where did that come from.
- I hope not, 'cause he really liked Jonathan.
- Nathan, say something. You are family.
- Well, Nate--me--
I'm gonna say... [laughter]
- "I'm the doctor guy."
- No, just every time I spend more time with you guys,
I realize, like, everybody goes
through their own ups and downs.
And just like Mom said, we can be wherever we want.
We're still a family. - Mm-hmm.
- And she'll be with us a week to a year.
[laughter]
But no, in the end, it's family.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. Cheers.
- Good speech, Jonathan. - Family together.
- Where did he get that from? [laughter]
[upbeat jazz music]
- This looks so good. Thank you.
- Yeah, it looks good? - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. I wanted to see!
Hi! - These looks so good.
- You look beautiful. - Do I look sexy, smoldering?
- Yeah. Look what I got for you.
- You know me! - Yeah.
You want to pop it? - Yeah.
You know how to open it? - I don't know how.
Do you? - Uh, I can try.
- You can try? - Seen it done a hundred times.
I can do this. - Uh-oh.
- Champagne shower.
- Oh, my God. [both scream]
- Whoo, did it! - We did it!
- Okay. - Okay.
- So I had the anniversary dinner
for my in-laws.
Reagan flew into town. - Aw!
- Yeah, so we had the whole family.
That was really nice.
So my father-in-law is like,
"I just want to make an announcement.
I just want to say my favorite son..."
- Don't tell me it's Reagan. - Yes.
- Swear? - Yes, I swear. I swear.
- Why would he say that? I thought Wash, 100%.
- We all think Wash is 100% the favorite.
- So why did he say Reagan's his favorite?
- Because he's Binh Ho, and he likes
to fuck with people's minds.
I mean, come on,
why else does he say things like that, you know?
Like, he has a reason for it.
I don't know what it is. - Yes. Oh, gosh.
- Whether it's true or not true,
but I think it's just funny how the three of them
are always, like, fighting for their parents' love.
- Right.
- Anyways, Judy had mentioned at brunch
that she was gonna, you know,
maybe move to London in two years
and that it was Nate's idea.
- Why?
- Her family is here.
His family's here.
- If she brought it up at brunch with the family,
then, I mean, I think it's for real.
- Does Judy have an influence
on this? - I don't know.
- I've never heard this before in my life.
Like, my brother hasn't told me
anything about this, ever.
My brother is very, very giving.
Literally, he wants to give everything
to the person he falls in love with,
but I have no idea where this is coming from.
Is she wanting to take Nate away from us
so she can have Nate to herself?
I don't know.
Okay, so what the fuck
are they gonna do in England?
- I don't know, drink tea and have crumpets?
[dramatic music[
- ♪ I've seen too much to work this hard ♪
♪ I don't understand ♪
♪ ♪
- My hair looks so good.
Thank you.
Have you ever gotten a blowout?
No, never? It feels nice.
I like when they wash my hair. - I get a blowout in Vietnam.
You know, they wash your hair for, like, five bucks?
Are you excited to go to the clurb tonight?
- Um, I guess.
- I'd be lying if I said
I've never been to a bar or a club or never drank,
but we kind of are a, like,
slow-and-go kind of person. - Yeah.
We just like to be at home, make ice-cream,
and watch K-dramas and TV.
- For, like, six hours.
- I'm going 'cause I want to see
what Lesley's gonna be like.
- I know. We need to unleash old Lesley
'cause she's always talking about how, like,
"Girl, I used to, like, party and do all these things."
And we look at her, and you're like, "You?"
- I know. When she was saying, like,
"Oh, I would, like, go to work hungover"...
- I wonder if she can still drink as much as she used to.
Remember when she said she got into that bar fight?
- Oh, yeah. - Remember?
She was, like, saying how, like, there was, like, a girl
that was, like, being pushy, and then they were trying
to fight her friend? - Oh, yeah.
- And then they were trying to jump at her friend,
so she pulled her hair. - Out of instinct.
I hope you would do that if we ever got in a bar fight.
- I'll do it.
Judy's been telling me that I need to,
what's it called, Kim "Give No Fucks Ho," and to--
- Is that the new name? - Yeah.
And to, like, let loose,
so maybe you and Lesley can enable me.
If I, like, black out, you guys can carry me home.
- I'll carry you home. - Will you hold my hair
while I'm throwing up in the trash can?
- Of course. Of course.
- ♪ We didn't mean to upset you ♪
♪ We don't mean no disrespect too ♪
♪ Karma, she coming to get you, though ♪
♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
♪ Bringing, boom, boom ♪
♪ Ringing, boom, boom ♪
♪ We singing, boom, boom ♪
♪ Make you feel it ♪
- Even at a club, I'm like, "Don't touch me. I'm shy."
What do I do? Do I push them?
Do I just go through? Like, what do here?
I don't even know how to walk through these people.
Oh! Okay.
Am I supposed to, like, tap on their shoulder
and ask them to move?
How do we do that
when the music is so loud?
- Hi!
- Oh, my God. - Hey.
- Finally! Thank you for saving me.
- You look hot.
- I'm influenced by Judy GNF, Jr.
- "GNF." What is "GNF"?
- So Kim "Gives No Fucks" Ho, Jr.
- I love this Kim! I love this Kim!
- I'm definitely out of my element when I'm in a club
because I always feel super conscious of what I'm wearing
and what I look like, and I sometimes feel naked.
Oh, it feels weird. - It does not.
Stop. Okay, this looks weird here.
Like, if you're doing like this, that is a little weird.
- You got to be loose. You got to be loose.
- Stop. Stop this. - Okay.
- You got to be loose. - No.
- You got to be loose. - GNF!
all: GNF! GNF!
- I feel weird.
- Guess I've signed my life away,
and GNF Kim is coming out tonight.
- This place is bustling, guys.
Bustling! - She said "bustling"!
- She said "bustling." - Bustin'!
- It's bussin'. - Bussin'.
- Like a bus employee, you know?
Like a bus driver. - Bussin'.
Bussin'. - What?
- We're in the GNF club.
GNF girls. - You're all GNF.
How many fucks do you give? - Zero.
- How many fucks do you give? How many fucks do you give?
- Zero, zero, zero! - Zero!
- Dance floor, let's go.
- ♪ Turn it up right now ♪
- Bella and Kim think that I'm so old and I'm not cool.
Nuh-uh, girls. You watch out.
Lesley Ho is not coming out tonight.
Lesley Dough is coming out tonight,
and she's been around these clubs for a long time.
♪ ♪
And this Lesley girl, she's coming with us
to the Virgin Islands.
Even if I ended up pulling a muscle.
- I'm with my favorite person!
- Aw, she's my favorite person too!
- Whoo! Yes!
- ♪ Let's turn it up now ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Let's turn it up now ♪
♪ Turn it up now ♪
[light jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Hi. - Hey.
- Cheerio, darling. - Hey, you.
[laughter] Hey.
- Good to see you. - Good to see you.
- What? - What?
Did we get a hug from Judy? - That counts.
- Yeah, that's a hug. - What's the occasion?
- Oh, we just thought today would be lovely
for an afternoon tea.
Would you like some? - Sure.
- Chamomile and English rose.
- Last time when they invited me to go shopping,
I thought it was just a fun girls' afternoon,
but it turned into something else.
Cheerio. - Cheers. Cheers.
- Cheerio. - Cheerio.
So when Lesley invites me over to have tea,
I'm preparing myself for another ambush.
- I was just catching Vanessa up on brunch.
- Oh, family brunch? - Family brunch.
- It was a very fun brunch.
- I heard... - Mm-hmm.
- That you're moving to England.
- We're hoping to move one day.
We're planning on it, if everything works out.
- Oh, my God. Oh...
[chuckles] I know.
I can't believe you didn't tell me.
I just don't understand it.
- I should have known that once I told Lesley
that the news would get out.
I shouldn't have been too surprised.
- What do you want to do
in England that you can't do here?
- It's not a matter of doing it.
Your brother has a different perspective of life now.
- I know, but he needs his family.
Like, he needs his family. We're here for him.
Like, he needs us.
He--you know?
- You know, when I think that me and Nate talk about it,
we don't talk about it in the sense
of we're leaving our families
but we're doing this for ourselves,
for our future.
And I know that it may seem selfish to you,
but what your brother needs right now is something new.
And he wants to make new memories.
And it's hard for him to be here.
Do you understand that?
- I understand that part. - Yeah.
- That part, I totally understand.
- Yeah. So every day is a reminder.
- But do you guys want to take into account,
like, family, you know? - We do.
- 'Cause, I mean, I know we're being selfish, but--
- We're taking into account our family,
but we put ourselves as a priority, not our family.
Unfortunately, I know not everybody agrees with that,
but me and Nate have decided that,
for me and him and our immediate family,
that this is what we would like to do.
Think about it in terms of your brother could be happier.
- You know, I thought he was happy with you.
- He's happy, but-- - Okay.
Happier. He's happier with you.
- I think it's just a slap in the face sometimes, though,
that when we talk about, like, you guys being happy,
and we're not included in that equation,
that there was not a second thought
that your family, who loves you all so much,
wasn't included in that plan for your happiness,
that we don't matter.
It makes me sad, you know, 'cause I've--
I love her, you know? - Yeah, yeah.
- And, I mean, just having her four doors down is, like,
almost a comfort for me too. - Yeah.
- As much as it hurts me not to have her here
and not have my kids grow up with her kids--
you know, we joked about them going to the club together
and popping bottles
and McKinley and Lincoln
dancing on tables, you know?
I've imagined that for so long now.
And not to have her, it hurts, but I understand,
and, you know, I get that asking her to stay here
would be selfish on my part.
- You're gonna have some time to, like, processes this.
- Okay. Gotcha.
- That's our plan. - Yeah.
- Like, do you and Carlton
or you and Washington have future plans?
- I have just kind of realized that it's--
you know, it's kind of a similar path,
and I'm trying to support Wash as well and his dreams.
And being around Houston sometimes triggers him--
like, clubs and stuff-- you know,
when he's trying to be sober. - People.
- Right, people.
Hell, maybe I need to move to London too.
[laughter]
- ♪ Feelin' like I leveled up, I don't know where they at ♪
♪ You know I ain't gonna let none of that trap me ♪
♪ Looking good for my fam, hustle that ♪
♪ My legacy don't giving me a reason to keep at it ♪
♪ ♪
- What? - Come with me, son.
- What? What? Are you arresting me?
- No, this is badass. - Right.
- No, I'm not arresting--oh.
PTSD? - Yeah.
God damn it. - No, check this out.
No, I'm gonna loosen you up.
Washington blamed a lot of things on me unfairly.
- Oh, God, that feels good.
He's telling me one story,
he's telling his wife one story.
He just kept digging this hole deeper.
And at the time, I really didn't know
what was true and was not true.
- Dude, that thing is amazing.
It stretches your body out. - It really does.
I see he is really working on himself to be a better person.
Ready?
I want to continue
that positive movement
that he's already on, that trajectory,
so it felt good just going out
and running with Washington,
having fun like
the fun that we used to have.
- You look so happy and beautiful.
- Thank you. You look good.
- Thank you. - Got your endurance back?
- Yeah. - Me too.
- Endurance back,
got my family healthy.
I'm pretty happy, you know?
Sammy and I struggle through the same things,
but I know her intentions are great.
She's been covering my ass for a long time,
and my actions
hurt Sammy's relationship with my family.
I have to do something to fix this.
Let's go.
- Go!
[both grunting]
- All right, all right, all right.
I believe. - I love you.
- So...
- Me? - Yes.
- I'll never be done. I'm born that way.
- ♪ Experience ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Experience it all ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Experience the feeling, see it all ♪
- What are we playing for? - What do I want from you?
I already have everything from you.
- That's easy. - Mm!
Whoever wins gets to name the baby.
- Wow!
Wait. What's on the running, though?
- Grant, Harrison, and Pierce. - Grant, Harrison, and Pierce.
- I don't know what it is with Vietnamese people,
but they love to gamble.
So as kids, we've always liked to play Tien lên.
It's a very traditional Vietnamese game,
and it's just something to pass the time and have fun.
[doorbell dings] - Who is it?
- Hello. - Oh.
Hi. - Hello.
- Got dried squid for you. - Oh.
- With some siracha.
- What are y'all doing, "Squid Games"?
- "Squid Games." Hey, man.
Those little YouTubes are helping.
- See, those YouTube videos are working, guys.
- Want to play four? - Yeah, totally.
- Is this a full deck?
Finalizing stuff for the girls' trip,
and I want to be 100% positive that you don't want to come.
- I'm five months pregnant, in case you forget.
- Ew. - Plus, who's going?
- Yeah, who is going?
- Belle and Kim. - Okay, they're all good.
- Tina. - Okay.
- Vanessa.
- Okay. - That's it.
- Honey, what about my cousin, Sammy?
- Sammy? No. - What do you mean "no"?
- I didn't invite her.
- Are you leaving her out on purpose for a reason?
- No, I just want it to be grown girls that are fun,
you know, like, that I would have a good time with.
- She's cool. - No.
I found out that Washington was seeing Sammy again
when he mentioned that him and Sammy got coffee together.
I was surprised, because why?
I mean, just through the grapevine,
I heard she talked a lot of shit about you, so...
You really want her to go?
- What kind of shit? - I know.
You kind can skipped that part.
- She said that Wash didn't pay her
for, like, the past work that she did--
- Wait, she worked for you? - Mm-hmm.
- Go. - So she didn't have a job.
Her car was in the shop for--what was it--$2,000,
so Wash created a position for her,
like, kind of his assistant,
drive him going around, you know?
- Six and Jack.
- But he did pay her. I saw all those checks.
- But why would you say that if she got paid?
- That's Sammy. I don't know.
I feel like Sammy sometimes wastes your time.
Two years ago,
Sammy was actually living with Washington and I
because she felt disconnected from the family.
Washington was trying to help her,
I actually tried to help her
kind of further whatever it is that she wanted to do.
I stepped up too in helping her out.
She wanted to do social media, right?
Like, she wants to be an influencer, so I said,
"Okay, well, why don't you leverage your platform?"
I had set up a social media team to talk to her
because, you know, that's what she wanted to do.
Well, she was supposed to be there at 8:00 p.m.
She didn't show up.
I get that you're going through something,
but at least have the decency
to pick up the phone call and tell me that,
"Hey, you know, I'm going through something.
I'm not gonna be able to make it," right?
Like, that's all I'm asking for.
- Wow. But you can just have her
and have the other girls be a buffer, you know what I mean?
You don't have to hang out with her one-on-one.
- But why would I have her on the trip, though?
It's supposed to be a girls' getaway.
I don't want any drama-- - She's a girl.
She's changed. There's no drama.
I think it's really important
for Sammy to be included on the girls' trip.
I know she has a big heart.
It's just that we have challenges,
and my wife needs to learn to accept the fact
that Sammy is family.
And don't leave her out.
I mean, it's going to be her birthday that weekend.
For her birthday gift, from me,
I'm gonna tell her that you invited her to the trip.
- No.
- Honey, you're like that movie
"Mean Girls" or whatever. - How?
- It's really hard to watch them talk to each other.
- Yeah. - 'Cause it's cringy.
It's like watching those old rom-coms.
You're like, "Aw, I can't believe he said that."
Sometimes I think it's an inner monologue,
and Wash is like
"you just said that out loud" to Lesley.
- Are we still planning to name your baby?
- That's between us. - Yeah.
- How about between y'all, whoever wins gets
to decide if Sammy goes or not? - Deal.
- Just put your cards like this.
- No, I'm gonna finish. - You flip one, and I flip one.
Whoever's is lower.
- Oh, he wants to play war.
- Yeah, just to make it quick.
[quirky music]
- Whoo, fire!
- Go.
- Booyah! - Oh!
- Two is the highest. - Sammy's going on the trip!
- Okay, then Sammy's gonna go?
- Fine, just 'cause you won.
- You're so sweet for throwing Sammy a birthday trip.
- No, no, no, no, no. It is not her birthday trip.
We're not even mentioning her birthday on the trip, okay?
- You got to at least throw one dinner party for her
while she's there.
- Hell no.
- If Washington and Sammy are fine
and they've made up,
then I don't know why Lesley's still upset,
but based on the fact that Sammy is on this trip
based on a card game, I want no part of that.
I'm so glad I'm not going.
- You guys should drop by more often.
- Are you sure you don't want to go?
- No, I do not want to go. [laughter]
Like, if this is how it starts,
I do not want to be there when everyone's drunk.
- ♪ I've seen too much to work this hard ♪
♪ I don't understand ♪
♪ Stopping at the weight of your eyes ♪
♪ You left your open yellow pages ♪
♪ Let me drown ♪
♪ Trying to work out the creases ♪
♪ ♪