[Paper Kings' "Look At Me Now"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Can't nobody hold me down ♪
♪ I'm steady walkin' like ♪
♪ I got three commas in my bank account ♪
♪ Livin' loud, so get your cameras out ♪
♪ I'd probably do the same thing if I was you ♪
♪ Lookin' at me now, now ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Mm, put up your lights ♪
♪ And keep 'em flashin' ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ Don't ever put 'em down, down, down ♪
♪ Look at me now ♪
- ♪ Bang, bang, boom ♪
[Juliet Roberts' "Bang Bang Boom"]
♪ I don't need you to be king ♪
♪ I know how to make my way ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪
♪ I know this'll be the day ♪
- Good? - Yeah, honey.
What did you pack? - Mom's gonna go away
for a girls' trip for a few days, okay?
I want you guys to take care of Daddy, got it?
You gonna help Daddy?
- You and Daddy take care of us.
- Predictions for the girls' trip--
we're gonna have so much fun.
No boys, lots of hugging.
I love Wash's cousins.
Bella and Kim, they're like little sisters to me.
Sammy I don't know.
I don't know how that's gonna play out.
Um...
I'm just gonna wing it and...
♪ ♪
Warm body.
Okay, honey, this is Roosevelt's uniform
for Friday. - Uniform for what Friday?
- He has school.
- Oh.
- Yeah. - Oh, I didn't know.
What's that?
- This is for basketball on Saturday.
His jersey.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Okay, this is Lincoln's.
Don't forget the bow.
Lincoln, what do we say?
No bow... - No go.
- Exactly. You remind Daddy, got it?
Okay, honey, do you got all this?
- Yeah. - I labeled it
with their names. - I can do it.
- Lincoln needs a lunch packed for school on Friday.
- [shouts] - Roosevelt does not.
He eats lunch at school.
She likes apples...
- I know what she likes. - Or sushi.
- Why are you always trying to control everything?
Just go.
- I'm not trying to control everything.
- I just want you to go on vacation,
have fun with the family.
- Okay, I know, I'm just gonna worry about you is all.
This is the first time
you're taking care of the kids by yourself.
- Why do you need to worry about me?
And don't bring them over to your parents'.
You have to watch them-- promise me--all weekend.
- Why do you care? She's the best nanny in the world.
- I want Wash to be able to take care of them himself.
My in-laws spoil them to death. I don't want that.
- So you're saying I can't drop either kid
at my mom's? - No, no.
- You're supposed to give the kids rules, not their dad.
- I just want this weekend to be as smooth as possible.
I have laid everything out for him.
He should be able to keep 'em alive
for a couple of days.
Should not be that hard.
I mean, I've lit the runway.
You just got to fly the thing.
- I want you to have fun, but don't forget--
it's also Sammy's birthday weekend, okay?
- It is not Sammy's birthday weekend.
- Honey, it's Sammy's birthday weekend.
Look, no one's ever thrown her a birthday--
- Not in St. Thomas, maybe in the U.S.
- Honey, just throw her one birthday dinner.
- No. - Honey.
- I already have everything planned.
- She's family. - And her birthday
is not on there.
- That's the way Lesley is, you know?
She's stubborn.
She thinks that her shit don't stink.
I hope she changes
and realizes that we all screw up.
You have to learn to forgive and forget
so you can move on in your life.
- I've forgotten Sammy.
- Sammy who? - Sammy Ho.
- I forgot already.
I'm already relaxing on the beach, honey.
- Does Washington know that she on vacation or what?
- Yeah. - Go get her.
- Lesley! [both laugh]
- Oh, my God, we're late.
Whoo! Let's party! - Auntie!
- [cheers] - Tina, it is 5:00
in the morning. - So what?
We're on vacation! Who care?
- Oh, my God, please don't do that.
- The party. Come on, Lesley. - Yeah, can I open it?
- Uh-uh, no, no, no, don't you dare.
- You just said Island Lesley is in the house.
- [squeals] No, no. No, I can't get wet.
Can we save this? - Look at Roosevelt.
- All right, give me a hug. - Your mom's gonna leave.
- Aw. - Aw.
- You already miss your mom.
- You'll be right back?
- I'll be back in four days, okay?
- And Dad buy toys? - Roosevelt.
- No, Dad does not buy you toys.
So sad.
All right, my babies. - It's so much like Ho.
- All right, we're gonna be late.
- Are you really, really crying?
- All right. I love you.
- I am ready! Let's go, go, go, go.
- Party time.
Mommy's gone.
What's wrong?
- [crying] I want Mama.
[upbeat music]
[cheering]
- There's a dancing pole right there, right there.
I knew that there was tension.
Lesley didn't want me to go on this trip.
- This is the real vacation
so I want you to, like, let it go, relax.
- Listen to your elders.
You have to drink at 5:00 a.m.
You know, it took me a while, but I'm going anyway.
This is gonna be a great time. It's gonna be badass.
How often am I going to have the opportunity
to go St. Thomas with my family?
Like, not very often, and it's my birthday.
Like, what?
- We talk about the party. - No, just pop it, pop it.
Pop it. - We're ready.
- Pop it! Pop it, pop it.
Pop it. - Okay.
- God damn it, pop that shit!
- Oh, can you spray that that way?
I think Wash, like-- - Aah!
- No, no, no, no. That way?
Champagne shower in here.
- Where's the light bulbs?
- Hey, okay, okay. - Aah!
- Keep an eye. - No.
- I'm really so scared.
- Tina's had lots of practice. - That way!
Go that way! - Pop this thing is hard.
[cork pops] - Oh, shit!
- [laughs] - It went in her face.
- Whoo, yeah!
Party! [excited chatter]
Cheers!
- Here we go! Here we go!
[light breezy music]
♪ ♪
- Lesley just text me
that she went to the airport for her trip,
'cause, you know, this is the first time
she left him with the kids, so...
You think Washington can take care of his kids by himself?
- Yeah, if parent not here, he have to take care of them,
but the first time he come back home to stay with us...
- You like it? - Very happy.
- So you want Washington to move here and live with you?
- No. [both laugh]
- When I got on vacation, I have to make sure
either I have a nanny or someone
to, like, take care of my kids,
and I don't expect my parents
to babysit my children, but with Washington and Lesley,
you know, Roosevelt pretty much lives there every weekend
so my parents are used to helping them out.
- Go say hi to Grandma and Grandpa.
- Hi, we're over here!
- Lincoln, come here. - Come on, Roosevelt.
- Hi. - Hey, guys.
- How long have you been a single dad now,
like, 20 minutes? - Man.
- You look tired already, dude.
- I don't ever want to be a single dad.
- What's in the bag?
- My dirty clothes. - Oh.
- So I can go to the gym. I haven't washed it.
- [laughs]
- I will wash it for you.
- Every week, I have laundry to do,
and to take a load off my wife's shoulders,
I figure, why not let Mom do the laundry
and get some credit for it?
You know how you said, like, if your kids live close to you
that, you know, they never get to stay with you?
- Right. - She said she wanted you
to move back here.
[laughter] - No, I didn't.
- My wife's out of town.
It's the Lunar New Year, and I see money on trees.
I'm bringing my kids over,
and I could care less about what my wife thinks.
We're just gonna have fun with the family.
Why don't you give Judy a hug?
- I'll give you a red envelope. You can pick any one you want.
- And Roosevelt's gonna collect a few bucks.
- There's a lucky $100 one in there
if you pick the right one. - Oh.
- Lincoln's gonna count it,
and Daddy's gonna spend it, and that's the way it is.
You have to pick the right one.
- Don't pick the one with your dad's face on it.
- [laughs] - That's only a dollar.
That's pretty good. - Count it.
- Hello, hello, hello. - Oh, Grandpa's here.
- Oh, you got a lot of money. - Say hi to Grandpa.
- Thank you, thank you.
Wow. - Hi, Dad.
- What you do here today? both: Uh...
- Lesley went on vacation, so Washington brought the kids
so they can stay with you this weekend.
- Really? - But he's gonna come stay
with you, too.
[both laugh] - Mom thought
she was babysitting two kids, but it's three kids.
- Three kid? - Right there.
- Do we get paid for taking care of your baby?
- Right here, Dad.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Ah.
- Wow, look at that.
Oh, my God. - Hi!
- I'll take my shoe off. I'm ready to go.
- Oh, my God. - So pretty.
[all cheering]
- Water! - Yeah.
[all cheering]
- Oh, my gosh, this is so awesome.
Oh.
- The beach is beautiful out here.
The water is so clear.
The weather is just absolutely perfect.
The hotel room is beautiful.
Our resort is amazing.
- So, ladies, welcome to the Hideaway Hull Bay
in beautiful St. Thomas.
We have some very special welcome drinks here for you.
- We're on vacation. - We are on vacation.
- Oh, my God. - There you go.
There you go. - Thank you, thank you.
Oh, my God, they look so pretty.
One more coconut, please.
Less coconut but more rum. [chuckles]
all: Cheers.
[all cheering]
- Here's to Ho! - Best girls' trip ever.
[all shout]
- Let's go, let's go. - I really don't know
what to expect because I would not normally go
on a girls' trip with Aunt Tina.
- So much luggage and so many rocks.
- Complain about your shoe. Can you walk, lady?
- But I do feel as if there's some...
tension in the air.
I'm not sure what it is or where it's coming from,
but, yeah, there's definitely some tension.
- I call dibs! - It's so pretty.
- You got it? - I call dibs.
- This one's the biggest one. - [groans]
- ♪ Ay, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ay, yeah, yeah ♪
- I'm so excited.
- It's a beautiful day. - I know.
- You ready? - For what?
- To go paddleboarding. - Let's go.
- I will watch you guys paddleboard.
[chuckles] I never said I was gonna swim.
I said I was gonna lay out.
I can't swim.
- Maybe she need a shot
to kind of, like...
- I want to be able to have fun.
She had her hair and makeup and everything.
And then finding out that Lesley doesn't swim,
I was like, "Of course you don't swim."
Like, great.
- That's St. Thomas Wash.
- St. Thomas Wash. - St. Thomas Wash.
- His eyebrows are a little thinner, but--
- Try it one time. - Ooh, he has a six-pack.
- It's supposed to be a girls' trip,
like, everyone hanging out and doing the same thing together.
And the only thing I could hear
is her complaining about something.
- I don't see a lifeguard.
- I'm sure there's a lifeguard here.
- You're telling me this, like, two-cent little thing
is gonna save my life? - Yes.
- STW. - STW.
- Okay. Baby steps. - Deal, deal.
- Oh, my God...
- We came all the way here, Lesley.
- I got me and my man.
That's all I need. I'm good.
I like laying here and looking at the beach.
- All right, let's go, let's go.
- [sighs] I just wish she just enjoyed the beach,
just being there.
It was beautiful. It was breathtaking.
Cut the bullshit.
[Ricky Cage's "Gotta Keep Movin"]
- ♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- [screams]
- ♪ The world, it keeps spinnin' ♪
♪ Don't stop for nobody ♪
♪ You ain't gonna start winnin' ♪
♪ Until you move your feet ♪
- Let's try. Do it.
You can do it.
- I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't.
[all screaming]
♪ ♪
[both laugh]
- [screams]
♪ ♪
- The only thing I could think about while I eating crap
was to make sure my swimsuit didn't come off
and I didn't flash the entire world.
I was like this the entire time.
- Everybody in one piece? - Wash saved me.
St. Thomas one, Ho girls zero.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- What are we gonna do about that?
Okay, try to keep it in the bowl.
- [sighs] Hey, everybody.
- Hey! - Hi.
- How's everybody doing? - Making slime.
- What's up, kids?
Your favorite dad and uncle's here.
- [laughs]
- [giggles] - You look really happy.
- My wife's out of town. - [laughs]
- A lot of weight off my shoulders.
- You really feel that way when your wife is out of town?
- Oh, my God, I'm proud of myself,
because usually when she leaves town,
it's 'cause I did something crazy or bad and--
but this is the first time she left town
and our relationship's at a good place.
I think they should stay there a little longer.
- Yeah? - I kind of like it.
What makes you so peaceful right now?
'Cause my mom cooks for me every day.
I got my kids.
I can do whatever I want with them,
let them get creative.
He made two of his dreams come true last night.
Right, Roosevelt? - Yes.
- And what was that?
- Be an author and an illustrator.
- Roosevelt wrote a book last night.
I'm so proud of him. He was like, "Hey, Dad,
I'm an author and an illustrator."
- I haven't seen you more yourself
in a long time. - Oh, yeah.
- I was like, "Where's this Washington been?"
- I'm back. - Okay.
And all it took was for your wife to fly
to another island? - Yeah.
- But why are you more at peace when Lesley's gone
as opposed to when she's here?
- I think our energies are... - Not aligned?
- It's like, I'm a very spiritual person.
I'm a person that is all about faith
and hope and dreams.
But my wife is all about something tangible.
Like, probably gonna get killed for this,
but I feel like a 18-wheeler is off my back.
- Wow.
- But now that she's gone,
I don't hear anyone on the phone.
I don't have to worry about eyes rolling at me.
- If I went on a girls' trip for three days
and Nate was sitting back at home talking to his family
about how happy he was that I was gone
and how much freer he felt,
that he's never felt this way before,
I would not be happy.
I see you very happy right now,
and I just want you to maintain this happiness
when Lesley comes back. - Yes.
- Well, this is just-- - That's what I want.
- I want that, too. - Okay.
Because when you say things like
"18-wheeler on back," that worries me.
- The 18-wheeler is not just my wife.
It's this one, too. - Oh.
Oh. - Don't worry, Ma.
I'm always gonna make you happy.
- Do you think he's happier? - Yes.
- It's nice when it's just because someone loves you,
but it's not nice when someone thinks
you're doing something else.
- They don't trust you. - It's like when the police
calls me. - [laughs]
- "What are you doing, Washington?"
- Why police call? - [laughs]
- When my wife call, I feel like the police call--
- That's the police, Mom, his wife.
- But, you know, it's okay.
I'm a loyal person.
She chose me...
- You chose each other. - When I was at my lowest.
- I just want to know what her perspective is
and what her expectations are at this point.
- I mean, I've tried to tell her.
I said, "If you don't help yourself,
we can't help each other."
I said, "Go to therapy, just like me."
"No, you're the one that needs to go." I mean--
- I thought y'all were in couples therapy.
- We did do that. - Okay.
- But obviously she thinks
we don't need it no more, which I said,
"Hey, maintenance and consistency
are really important in my life right now," but--
- Okay, today are you guys on the same page or no?
- Yeah, we're on the same page, but it's a little boring...
- [laughs] - For me.
[sighs]
- Say something happy.
- Not today, Mom.
- [speaks Vietnamese] - No.
- I'm happy I can talk to you and Judy like this.
- Yeah. - You can talk to me.
I just think sometimes it's hard for Mom to hear
'cause she doesn't like to hear about the past.
- She doesn't want the truth.
- I know that. - The whole truth, Mom.
- Do you want to know the truth or no?
- [sighs, speaks Vietnamese]
- She said she heard enough. [laughs]
[Matthew Simon Clark & James David Pickering's "She"]
- ♪ She walks ♪
♪ Like she's got somewhere else to be ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ She talks trash at a fast pace ♪
♪ She got money to blow ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- Whoo.
♪ ♪
You're gonna save the table?
We gonna go get something to order.
Come on, Sammy. - Yes.
- All right. - Get some shots.
- What do you want to drink?
- Oh, you want shots?
- Let's start the night off with shots.
- Yes. - Come on, we're on vacation.
- Can I get a chaser? - Your drink is your chaser.
- I hope they have my 1942.
- Whoo-hoo. - I'm sure they do.
- Get me one, too, Aunt Tina.
- Yes. - Virgin piña colada.
- What? - A virgin piña colada.
- Oh, my God, you're acting 90.
- There's no virgins on this island.
both: Isn't it the U.S. Virgin Islands?
- But there's not a virgin on this island.
That's the irony of it.
- Okay, okay. - Y'all so young.
Live a little. - I am living.
- I'm here. - I'm drinking some alcohol.
That's living a little. - Girl, we're on vacation.
- Get to be our age...
- Yeah, then you can be like this.
You can be uptight and, you know, whatever.
- Uptight. - Uptight.
- Uptight. [laughs] - Yes.
But when you're young, fuck it.
Spread your legs. Be loose.
- [laughs] "Spread your legs"? - Yes.
- Isn't is "spread your wings"?
- Yeah, spread your wings. - And legs.
Legs first, then wings.
- How is your villa? Was it nice?
Ours is really nice. - Giving her the big-ass room.
The master room. - Why'd you give her
the master room for? - She ran faster than me.
She had longer legs. - She ran faster.
- [screams]
- Why didn't you ask her for it?
You're older. - That's true, huh?
Respect your elders, right?
- She didn't even ask you? Like--
- No, but she's not Vietnamese.
- She is. - No, I made that up.
- She's half, she's half. - But I'm just saying.
- This is typical Sammy,
you know, just constant disrespect.
- I like the bar already.
Look-it, they have a lot of liquor.
- And no sense of anybody else.
- I'm excited.
- I'm so glad that we here
celebrating your birthday, and I just love it.
Yeah, I just love you.
You need to have fun and you need to enjoy life.
Oh, by the way, so we're gonna get drunk.
- We'll get shots and a drink.
- Let me see the girl right there.
Hi, how are you? - Hi.
Good, how are you? - Good.
- Today is her birthday.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- Sammy, she does need help
because her mom pass away too early,
so she does need some kind of mentor.
- Cheers. - And happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
I want to take care of her.
both: Cheers!
- Whoo.
- ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ ♪
- Come on, guys. Today we're gonna tap that axe, baby.
[laughter]
- Carlton's got a new challenge for me--
axe throwing.
My wife's out with her girls.
I'm out with my boys, and the kids are fine.
Let's go have some fun.
- Okay, the loser pays for dinner...
- Yeah. - For us and our spouses.
- Okay. - Winner picks.
What does the middle guy do?
Pay for drinks. - Odd man out.
- Go ahead. That's you. You're the winner.
- That's all it is.
- [groans] So it's just two.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, he's got the shirt for it for sure.
Oh, my goodness. - [laughs]
- Where do we draw it on-- like, some kind of scoreboard?
- Okay, so I figured it out now.
- What is it? - I got this.
You have to just make pretend that you're in, like,
the medieval times.
- He looks like he's an axe thrower.
I've seen this in, like, those Viking movies.
- There you go. Wow. - Watch.
- Wow. - Whoa.
- All right, no alcohol. It doesn't include alcohol.
- Obviously, alcohol is included, so--
- We changed it to Subway, by the way.
- Okay. You're up.
But Wash is serious.
[dramatic Western music]
♪ ♪
Like a golf swing. Get a little graceful.
[mellow music]
- I got to throw it straight.
♪ ♪
God, what is up with this?
- [laughs]
[cheering] - Oh, my God!
It is a bull's-eye!
Good job. - Told y'all I'd come back.
- Good job. - It does.
- Hey, seriously, one more before you put that on,
so we know it's not luck.
- Fuck that. [laughter]
I am not good at axe throwing.
I suck at anything that was invented
in the medieval times.
- Dude, so what have you been doing
now that you're home alone?
- I've been, you know, hanging out, networking.
There's no task list for me.
Mentally...
Let me tell you something, I miss my wife.
- Okay. - But you know what?
I miss this Washington so much more,
and that's the difference.
I miss her, but I actually realized
that, you know what, I'm pretty cool without her.
Like-- - Wow, that's big, dude.
I don't think I've ever heard you say that.
- I was like, "I don't feel cool
with her sometimes." - Yeah, yeah.
- Because when I turn to myself,
it's like, that's when she doesn't like me.
But when I'm not myself, she likes that.
And so, you know, the fear was that if I ever became myself,
would she be able to handle that?
You know? - So why can't you replicate...
- I don't feel ashamed. - This feeling when she's here?
Why does she have to be gone to feel that way?
- [sighs] She hasn't let me become me.
She's told me before, "Why do you act like that?
That's not really you." And I don't know if she's--
- What does it mean when you're not you?
- I don't know if she's trying to control me.
Sometimes I feel like she cares more about how we look
on the outside than how we feel on the inside.
It's like, for her, it's all about image.
It's tough for us sometimes 'cause we're Vietnamese
and we don't want to let anybody down, you know?
Reagan Ho's not married and doesn't have kids.
Judy Ho's on her second marriage,
and we're the only hope of perfection for our family.
I feel like I've been gaslit so hard
that, like, I felt ashamed of myself, I felt guilty,
I felt I was living in fear, right?
- So then you feel controlled by her,
at the end of the day? - Fuck, yeah, dude.
- Okay, well, that's a problem in itself.
- But now I want an honest relationship
filled with true love, true laughter,
and not this fear.
- I feel like you're giving yourself your own therapy.
As a physician, this is what I do with my patients.
Like, I let them talk and just ask them questions,
and, like, most people know the answer inside--
like, what they really want to do.
It's just hard to say.
That's the whole point of therapy.
- Yeah, no. - It's like axe throwing.
You have to just let it out.
- Oh! - Look at that.
- Nice shot. - Yes.
- Sides full of trash. - Yeah.
- At the end of the day, if you're not happy at home,
nothing in life is gonna make you happy, period.
And I've learned that one way or another.
- I got to put my foot down.
You know, I just never did.
I hear that no matter how much money you have,
if you lose your marriage,
it's the worst thing in the world.
Me and my wife have worked so hard to stay together.
At the end of the day,
are we doing what's best for our family?
So what do you think I should do, Nate?
- I'm not the guy to make the decision for you.
Here's the thing-- are you happy right now?
[dramatic music]
If you're not happy with her,
then you got to realize that,
and can you do this for another 40 years?
♪ ♪
You're telling me what you want to do.
- Right.
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
both: Hey! - Cheers!
- Oh, my God!
- Birthday shots.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Let's cheer, everybody.
- I can't suck this up.
- You can't suck? - Suck harder.
- You need to learn how to suck, honey.
- Suck it, baby. You know how to suck.
I know you know how to suck. You a Ho.
- [laughs] I'm gonna tell Wash you did that.
- I'm sure Washington knows.
- Washington knows you a Ho, girl.
- Everybody, let's do a shot first.
Okay. - To a fun vacation.
- Fun. - Wait, wait.
Tonight is Sammy's birthday. - What?
- So we are here to celebrate her birthday.
- It's your birthday? - It's my birthday!
- Okay, but that's not the point of the trip.
Happy birthday.
♪ ♪
- So it's all about her tonight,
and then we can have fun. - I planned tonight.
I didn't know it was your birthday.
- Hey, happy birthday, Sammy.
- Yeah! - Cheers.
- Okay, cheers to the girls' trip.
- Really?
- So what are we actually here for, Lesley?
- We're here for a fun girls' trip.
- No husband, no kids. - No husband, no kids.
- Nobody.
- So what happens in St. Thomas...
both: Stays in St. Thomas. - Yes!
- I like that.
- But it's her birthday,
so we gonna celebrate her birthday anyway.
- It is my birthday. I can't help it.
- They have so much tension right now.
Everyone's, you know, holding their breath,
hoping that everything will be okay.
- We're gonna celebrate it. - You have, like, an hour...
- To what? - For your birthday.
And then the girls' trip. - Oh, no, no, no.
It's my birthday week.
- Is it really your birthday? - Yeah.
That's her birthday. - Yeah.
- I am super annoyed that Sammy and Aunt Tina
keep saying that it's Sammy's birthday,
when it's not her birthday trip.
I didn't, you know, put all this effort in
for Sammy's birthday.
Everything you say "birthday," you have to take a shot.
- Oh, that's a fun game. - Deal?
- So anyone, like, as a general consensus?
- No, no, no, they take a shot.
- Well, I ask them, "There is a 1942?"
So they have, like, only five bottle in the island.
And I said, "Can I take that bottle
for her, celebrate her?"
- Oh, her birthday? Okay, shot.
- She said-- - You can't make all the rules.
Don't be a dictator, now.
There was some tension between Lesley and I.
It really has been developing for the past few years.
I'm not the Sammy that she knew two years ago.
Like, I was really, like, in a dark place,
but I'm more awake now,
and so because she kept being rude,
I wasn't going to fold.
I wasn't going to just listen to her.
I mean, it is my birthday, so...
- Want to do another shot?
We'll go get it. - Okay.
- Request 1942. - Got it.
Look, I'll be nice.
It's just, I'm super annoyed with her already.
- I know, I know.
- Like, I really want it to be, like, a girls' trip.
I want to get Bella and Kim out of their shell.
- Ugh, so what happened?
Like, how come you guys grew so apart?
- Two years ago, like, I helped her out.
I took her in under my wings,
and then she just flat-out disrespected me.
Like, you know, and the next time I see her,
no apologies, no nothing, acts like nothing happened.
Like, we're cool, you know?
- Yeah. - Yeah, no, I'm not cool.
I'm not cool that you don't answer my phone calls.
I'm not cool that you, like, disrespected me
and, like, slap in my face.
- But why, though? Why?
- I just feel like it's, like, not respecting anybody's time.
Like, who are you that I have to wait for you?
- Yeah. - You know?
Let me know that you're gonna be late.
- You guys want me to bring these out to you, right?
- Yeah. Oh, oh, sure. - We'll bring it.
- Shots, shots, shots! - Okay.
Sammy, since it is your birthday,
I got you two shots!
[all cheering]
- Oh, Lesley, I appreciate that.
Thank you so much. - I love you, Lesley.
- That's really sweet. - Happy birthday.
[upbeat music]
- And the second one, too, ma'am.
- I'm taking that shot. - I bought it just for you.
- Don't be such a dictator. It's a free country.
I can take it when I want to take it.
- Lesley, she's not upset about Sammy's birthday.
So she's upset about the misunderstand
and how Sammy did not respect her when they talk to her.
- You guys want more shots, right?
- It's her birthday! - Yeah, it's her birthday.
- Yes!
- Two for her! - Thank you so much.
- Can you also bring us some waters?
Can you also bring us six waters?
- Yes, six waters, got it, okay.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Can you, like, listen and put your phone down?
- Can you, like, stop being a dictator?
- Excuse me? Did you just call me a dictator?
- Yeah, I was like, "Don't be a dictator."
- Don't call me that.
That's frickin' disrespectful and rude.
Do not call me that.
You've been disrespectful and rude the entire time.
Okay? - Since when?
- Since two years ago.
The only reason you're on this trip--
- At least I lost a bet, okay?
- Oh. - Okay?
- You wouldn't lose a bet. - Sammy.
It's your birthday. Let's stop.
- Yeah, a card game.
- No, I know, you would. - Sammy.
- I'm done. - Pick up your drink.
- I'm done. - It's okay.
- You're lucky this is not in your frickin' face.
- I know, I know. [glass thuds on table]
[dramatic music]
Bye.
Whatever.
- You should talk about it 'cause you guys are like this,
attacking each other.
- Yeah, but you don't understand.
I wish that, like, she'd just express
why she has those issues with me,
because I know the foundation of it,
and she hasn't addressed that.
I think it needs to be talked about.
- What's going on?
- I'm so sick of her being disrespectful.
She's been disrespectful for two years now.
I'm so sick of it.
- What did she do to you? - She called me a dictator.
- I don't think Lesley's a dictator at all.
Lesley works very hard
to be such a good daughter-in-law
and such a good wife to Washington.
And by calling her a dictator, it is really insulting to her
and disrespectful to how she is as a person.
- I'm not in her house. - I know, I know, I know.
- I'm not in her family-- - Shut up.
- Okay.
- It's just you, me, and the family.
- If I don't stand up for myself, who is?
- That's okay. - No, it is not.
I'm tired of--she knows she can walk all over me
because I don't fucking say anything.
- No, 'cause she's older, she thinks she knows.
- I don't give a fuck! - Shut up!
- You know, she's still there. You know what?
- I don't care if she's still there.
- Babe, I understand. I'm saying, like--
- She's only here 'cause I lost a frickin' card game.
- I understand that. - Hello?
- But you know what? You guys are still family, somewhat.
- No, she's Wash's family. - Okay, Wash's family.
Okay, so now she's there. Let's air it out.
Let's talk about it so we can get over this,
because, you know, I can see you guys fighting.
- I don't care to. - I can see it.
- I don't care to.
I would rather just separate myself from toxic people.
- Like, you don't think that she--
- That's what I'm saying. I'd rather just walk away.
- She wants to talk to you about it
so she can not feel that way.
You need to talk to her about it.
- I don't think it is gonna go anywhere.
I've given all I can to her,
and I just don't have any more to give, you know?
And I don't even want to talk about it,
'cause I'd just rather not have her in my life.
- Really? - Yeah.
What does she do-- - What is Wash gonna feel--
how's Wash gonna feel? That's his cousin.
- So that's his relationship with her.
You know, like, why is it all on me?
- What would you like to do? - Ignore her.
- But you can't. We're gonna be together.
You can't ignore her. - Watch me.
- ♪ I'm gonna do bad things ♪
♪ You won't see it coming ♪
♪ Being bad ♪
♪ Has never felt so good ♪
♪ I'm gonna do bad things ♪
♪ You won't see it coming ♪
♪ Watch your step ♪
♪ I've been thinking of ♪
♪ Doing bad things to you ♪