1 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,880 HE EXHALES 2 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,280 I'm telling you, it's connected to the mains.Don't be ridiculous. 3 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,360 Just pull it out.You pull it out.No way! 4 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,840 I think it's made of glass. Oh, come on. 5 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,880 What next? It's too hot? 6 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,280 It does feel hot. 7 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,880 Oh! ELECTRICITY CRACKLES 8 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,920 Hey! 9 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,240 Oh, I'm just going to... I'm going to go just drain the... 10 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,720 I'm going to go to the toilet. 11 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,680 Urine or faeces? 12 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,960 Oh, uh, urine. 13 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,360 Right. 14 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,720 Well, actually, I might... 15 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,720 I might sit down, you know, just sort of see what happens. 16 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,120 I might get lucky. 17 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,160 I like him.Yeah. He's quite nice. 18 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,440 Shit. 19 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,520 Hodge! OVER PHONE:Hello? Yeah, it's Stewart.Who? 20 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,320 Stewart.Which Stewart? 21 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,760 It's the only Stewart. Oh, right. Him. 22 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,600 I've been into the basement 23 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,640 and I can't seem to get any network signal, 24 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,840 so I was just... Probably a black spot.Yeah, I know. 25 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,080 Bloody black spots. 26 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,640 Well, I was just wondering if you could pop down and have a...?Sure. 27 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,120 Why not?Yes. That's amazing. 28 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,480 Thank you.Yeah.Great, thanks. Thanks, Steve. 29 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,680 DOOR BUZZES OPEN 30 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,640 Ow! HE GROANS 31 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,360 HE GROANS 32 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,720 What are you doing?Oh, Jesus! 33 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,680 Uh, um, nothing! Nothing. I was... 34 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,880 I was looking for my shoe. Oh, there it is. 35 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,000 HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Oh, thanks. 36 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,680 Why are you looking at that? I'm not. 37 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,320 That's the mothershi... 38 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,760 You're spying?I'm not. I'm not spying. I'm not. 39 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,160 Oh, I've left it on my desk. What?Guards! 40 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,160 If I go down, you're coming down with me. 41 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,680 What? 42 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,560 There. See? 43 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,720 I don't remember... 44 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,040 Oh, no. 45 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,240 They're not mates. They're they AAA. 46 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,960 The "Yay, yay, yay"? 47 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,040 The AAA. The Anti-Alien Alliance. 48 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,520 The resistance. 49 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,440 And to be honest, this doesn't look good. 50 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,040 But I didn't know that! 51 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,320 Well, says you. 52 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,560 And, well, look whose hat you're wearing. 53 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,240 Oh! 54 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,200 Look, I didn't... I didn't take anything. 55 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,440 Wait, there's nothing on it. 56 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,600 In fact, take it. 57 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,840 See? 58 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,400 And I'm getting out tonight of the AAA. 59 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,880 I didn't even want in. 60 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,200 We can just go out that door 61 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,400 and then pretend that nothing ever happened. 62 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,880 All right? 63 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:35,720 Go back to, you know, what we're loosely calling normal. 64 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,600 What do you say...mate? 65 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,440 HUMMING IN DISTANCE, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 66 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,640 DOOR BUZZES 67 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,400 SHE YAWNS 68 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,000 SQUELCHING 69 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,760 Sorry. Just needed somewhere private. 70 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,520 Yeah. Just wanted to see what it was like. 71 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,280 Yeah, I get it. 72 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,040 No. 73 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,480 Oh. 74 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,240 Did you get it? 75 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,440 I couldn't. 76 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,440 THEY GROAN Dick.I did try! 77 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,240 It's like North Korea over there. They've had a crackdown. 78 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,640 There's guards everywhere.So? 79 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,560 You just create a distraction on the roof 80 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,160 to divert the authorities 81 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,080 while you drill into the vault, collect the... 82 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,360 Is that Die Hard? 83 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,040 Uh, I wouldn't know. Haven't seen it. 84 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,080 Look, I almost got caught today. 85 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,640 And if it's all the same to you, 86 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,400 I'd rather not be flushed out into space, so I'm done. 87 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,640 Stewart! 88 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,280 This is war, and the first casualty of war... 89 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,600 Look, he tried, all right? 90 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,080 Yeah, well, not hard enough. 91 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,040 Yes, but you said that he'd be safe. 92 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,480 Well, why don't you marry him 93 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,520 if you don't want him... dead so much. 94 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,360 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 95 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,360 It means...There is a way where everyone can win. 96 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,200 Oh, pipe down, Marie Claire. 97 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,440 Huh? It's a woman's fashion magazine. 98 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,120 It doesn't matter.Oh. Yeah. 99 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,760 I went to our local library today... 100 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,160 OTHERS:Oo-ooh!Oo-ooh! 101 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,640 Well, that'll win the war. 102 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,000 ..and found the blueprints 103 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,440 for the Clitheroe Borough Council building. 104 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,880 All right. Let's hear it then, Eisenstein. 105 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,280 HE CHUCKLES 106 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,600 Even with the lockdown in place, 107 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,840 I think we can get into the compound 108 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,160 and get the mothership plans for ourselves. 109 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,520 But we need someone to open the hatch. 110 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,720 Someone on the inside. 111 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,920 Me? 112 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,960 It would just be the tiniest thing, 113 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,360 and then you would be able to go, with our thanks. 114 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:31,200 So, he gets us in and we get the plans. 115 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,240 Yes, precisely. 116 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,880 Right. 117 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,760 Um, I-I don't...I don't know. 118 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,040 Well, we'll need to thrash it all out, of course. 119 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,840 Sleep on it, perhaps. 120 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,600 Oh, maybe don't leave on your own. 121 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,880 It might arouse suspicion. 122 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,760 Say you're meeting a friend. 123 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,760 Yeah, sure. 124 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,120 Right, come on, then. 125 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,080 We will be in touch. 126 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,200 See you soon. 127 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:12,080 I, uh... I may not like you - and I mean politicians, not... 128 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,360 Well, both. 129 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,560 But, uh, this plan, I have to say... 130 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,280 No, that was all bullshit, I'm afraid. 131 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,560 Well, you know, sort of half bullshit. 132 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,360 Right. What? 133 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,680 Oh, no, no. 134 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,200 We still need our little friend to get us in. 135 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,960 But your Star Wars plan... Uh, it's not from Star Wars. 136 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,760 It was a bit of a long shot. 137 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,880 I mean, if we really want to send a message, 138 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:38,440 then I think we need to be a little bit more direct. 139 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,120 You reckon? 140 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:45,120 Those bastards destroyed my home. 141 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,800 My second home. 142 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:53,160 They killed your nana and your nana's sister. 143 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,680 TEARFULLY:It's my great aunt. 144 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,960 I googled it. 145 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,480 Right, then. I think we deserve a bit of payback. 146 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:05,680 Uh, Tom, who was that guy you knew? 147 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,240 Oh, uh, "The Milkman". 148 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,600 We call him that because he always delivers. 149 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,040 Excellent. 150 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,640 Put us down for crate of Gold Top. 151 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,120 You mean guns?Yes, I mean guns. 152 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,600 MUSIC: Here In The Dark by Aoife Nessa Frances 153 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:39,240 # You can't protect yourself 154 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:46,240 # Eyes closed, it's something else 155 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:51,160 # Oh, you won't be thinking of the things you love... # 156 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,480 Hi, mate. 157 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,960 I got you one. 158 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,040 # My heart is so alive 159 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:07,320 # I've been dreaming of better times 160 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,880 # Oh, the skies won't fall... # 161 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,640 HE SIGHS 162 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,240 Got a job. 163 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,440 Two jobs, actually. 164 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,080 Messing them both up. 165 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,040 So, if you've got any advice... 166 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,200 Because I don't know what to do. 167 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,680 About what?Whoa! 168 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,640 What the hell?! What are you doing? 169 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,800 I heard you leave. Checking you're all right. 170 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,320 Yeah, checking up on me, more like. 171 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,640 No, really. 172 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,080 I just came here to think. 173 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,680 Who are you talking to? 174 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,320 Oh, my God. Get off.What? What? Oh, my God. 175 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,040 Look what you've done! It's just a tin. 176 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,120 It's not just a tin, it's a mate, and you keep crushing him. 177 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,160 Don't push me. 178 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,400 I'm going to push you because this is my planet. 179 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,880 We're sharing it. 180 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,840 That's not how you share! Right, look... 181 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,360 I said don't push. I'm going to push you.Stop! 182 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,120 Don't push me! 183 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,840 THEY SHOUT INDISTINCTLY 184 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,840 GRUNTING 185 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,040 Yeah?This teach you to share? 186 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,000 I'm going to teach YOU to share! 187 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,440 Right. 188 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,840 Ah! GRUNTING 189 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,040 Ah! 190 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,160 THEY BREATHE HEAVILY 191 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,680 Is this where he lived, then? Your mate? 192 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,320 No. This is a castle.Oh. 193 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:47,000 It's just where we'd come to hang out, chat. 194 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,320 Until you ruined it. 195 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,320 Well, it was already a bit ruined. 196 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,120 Shut up.Sorry... 197 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,760 ..about your mate. 198 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,280 You know where I go to think? 199 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,960 Fucking hell. 200 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,360 Yeah, it's pretty good. 201 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,240 Most aren't. 202 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:23,160 Most are either toxic gas giants or on fire. 203 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,040 Or both. 204 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,960 You seen a lot, then? 205 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 One was just frozen acid. 206 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,480 Almost gave up hope. 207 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,040 And then... 208 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,840 We didn't want a war. 209 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,160 Well, most of us. 210 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,920 Didn't... Didn't feel like that. 211 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,600 We just wanted to survive. So do we. 212 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:51,920 I know. Not so different. I think we get along.Yeah. 213 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,680 Then why can't we? 214 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,720 Get along? 215 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,360 I mean, look at us. 216 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,520 We literally just had a fight.Yeah. 217 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,120 But, you know, now we're fine. 218 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,160 We're talking. 219 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,840 Why can't it be like that down there? 220 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,400 Stop the war, get round the table. 221 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,280 War's over. We won. 222 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,480 Come on. 223 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,720 I mean, if the war is over, 224 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,520 then why am I still fighting it on both sides? 225 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,840 And so are you. 226 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,560 You mean the resistance? And your lot. 227 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,640 It's all still just us and them. 228 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,360 I say we stop playing that game. 229 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,400 Start pulling apart. Start pulling together. 230 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,760 You and me. 231 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,160 And I know it's a long shot, but if we don't try, 232 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,480 we might never find it. 233 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,840 Find what? 234 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,240 Peace. 235 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,840 To peace. 236 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,520 To peace. 237 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,800 Ow. 238 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,720 Oh, shit. Um... 239 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,800 Do you want another? No, I'll, um... 240 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,920 OVER MONITOR: Now, what we do... 241 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,800 CHATTER AND LAUGHER OVER MONITOR 242 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,840 Hmm. 243 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,080 Look, it's on me. 244 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,640 This way. 245 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,960 All loaded... 246 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,920 ..and ready to go. 247 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,960 Right. Well, as quick as you can. 248 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,040 I've got to start me round in a minute. 249 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,320 Oh, so you're actually a milkman? 250 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,880 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 251 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,800 Did you need any orange juice? 252 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,480 No, no. Not today. 253 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,640 Just the guns. 254 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,800 KNOCKING AT DOOR 255 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,040 This isn't "sleeping on it". 256 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,360 I needed to talk to you. It's urgent. 257 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,680 SHE SIGHS 258 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,320 You better come in, then. 259 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,360 Sorry. It's a weird horse door. STEWART GROANS 260 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,200 We need to talk. 261 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,880 We certainly do. 262 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,760 "Peace"? 263 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,200 Yeah. By which I mean... 264 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,200 SHE CHUCKLES I know what peace is. 265 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,280 I was the Minister for War...Defence. 266 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,400 SHE CLEARS THROAT 267 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:57,160 But these things are notoriously difficult to hammer out. 268 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,760 And that's when you're dealing with the same species. 269 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,680 Look, I know it's a long shot... 270 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,000 ..but do you not think before you go start a whole other war, 271 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,320 we should at least give it a try? 272 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,760 And, yeah, I know they're weird and they're difficult, 273 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,320 and they make no sense... 274 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,200 ..but nor do we. 275 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,120 And I, despite every effort not to be, 276 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,520 am basically working both sides. 277 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:32,840 I can get everyone around a table, and we can get on. 278 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,600 I've seen it myself. 279 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,320 I think I can do this. 280 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,080 I just need a little help. 281 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,440 SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY 282 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,280 I think I'm going to need a bigger table. 283 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,840 SHE CHUCKLES 284 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,800 Yeah, I think they just want a Gu'un face there, 285 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,320 you know, just to show that there's willing on both sides. 286 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,720 You did speak to them? 287 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, in theory, yeah. 288 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,760 Are you all right?Yeah. 289 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,400 Just a big day. Oh, don't be daft. 290 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,400 It's only saving the world. HE CHUCKLES 291 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,800 OVER MONITOR: You all right? Yeah. Sorry... 292 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,040 SIGNALS DISTORTS TRATER:What's happened? 293 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,560 Oh... SUIT WHIRRING 294 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,160 Is it the bloody Wi-Fi? 295 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,840 Hmm. 296 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,120 Black spots! 297 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,480 Come on! Curses! 298 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,880 KNOCKING AT DOOR 299 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,920 FUMBLING WITH LOCK INSIDE Oh, shit. 300 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,800 Balls. Hang on. 301 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,200 Horse door. 302 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,080 But...they're bigger than that. 303 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,040 No second thoughts? 304 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,400 Oh, shit. 305 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,480 Oh! Hello again. 306 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,600 Is he armed? 307 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,840 No. No? 308 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,960 Oh. 309 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,280 It's on my desk. 310 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,560 No.Good. 311 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,560 That makes this a lot easier. 312 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,840 Oh, my God! 313 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,240 What the hell are you doing? HE GRUNTS 314 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,200 You bastard.Me?! 315 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,400 I didn't know about this! 316 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,640 Frisk him. 317 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,800 You... Seriously, Greggs, I had no idea about any of this. 318 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,120 Get off me! 319 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,880 He's wearing a wire.YOU bastard! 320 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,120 It wasn't plugged in.You're a spy. 321 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,440 No, I'm... 322 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,120 Wait a minute. YOU'RE a spy! 323 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,720 Well, that's different! 324 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,560 Can someone tell me what the hell is going on? 325 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,080 We need to get into that office, 326 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,360 and since Stewart's gone all "Save The Children" on us, 327 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,520 we need to adjust our plans. 328 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,560 Sorry. Do you not want to save the children?Not really. 329 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,960 She's just saying, since you wouldn't give us a hand, 330 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,080 looks like we're going to have to take one. 331 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,280 What?Argh! 332 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,360 Now, those door pad things... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 333 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,480 ..does it matter which hand we use? 334 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,320 No, no! No-one is cutting anything's hand off. 335 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,920 OTHERS:Aw! 336 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,920 He'll get us inside. 337 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,680 You'll get us inside, right? 338 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,520 No, no, no. None for her. Why not?Too close to the enemy. 339 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,560 I don't trust her.Ah! 340 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,480 Oi!We need a getaway driver. 341 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,480 Someone we can trust. SHE SIGHS 342 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,560 Can we stop doing hello hands? My fingers are getting tingly. 343 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,120 I'm not talking to you. You're not talking to me? 344 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,280 I should be the one not talking to you. 345 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,520 You got me into this mess. I thought we were mates.Mates? 346 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,800 You were wearing a wire. Mates don't wear wires. 347 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,680 It's the exact reason I'm not talking to you. 348 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,000 "You double-crossed me"... 349 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,800 ..is what I would say if we were talking. 350 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,040 "No, I didn't," is what I'd reply if we were talking. 351 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,400 "Oh, yeah, 'Trust me,' says the double agent"... 352 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,920 ..would be my brilliant retort if this were a conversation. 353 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,680 HE SCOFFS Right, no talking! 354 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,080 BOTH: We're not! 355 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,560 It's show time. 356 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 OVER LOUDSPEAKER:This is a Territory 78 announcement. 357 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,040 Human employees must report to Sub-commander Gordan. 358 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,520 Entry will be given by DNA identity. 359 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 360 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,240 What's all this? 361 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560 Just some mates.Mates? 362 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,760 What, as in mate-mates? As in...? 363 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,440 OTHER GUARD CHUCKLES 364 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,720 No, no, no. Just mates. 365 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,440 More of a... They're a... 366 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,240 Plumbers. Yeah. 367 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,920 He said his real name to some humans, 368 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,000 and now the toilets need some attention. 369 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,840 Up on three. 370 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,880 Are there toilets up on three?Yeah. 371 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,360 Oh.Yeah. 372 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,880 There's...Yeah. 373 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,320 Uh, there's... WHISPERS:17. 374 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,280 ..17. 375 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,240 One, two, three... 376 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,120 ..five, six, seven, eight, nine... 377 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,480 ..13, 14, 15, 14, 15... No. Yeah. 378 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,400 Oh, OK. Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, cool. OK. 379 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,960 All right?All right? 380 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,800 Stew Pot.Hey, this guy!All right? 381 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,400 All right? Hello. Hello. 382 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,040 No, I'm saying it wasn't our Wi-Fi. 383 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,000 The signal wasn't lost. It was cut off. 384 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,000 Shit. 385 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,480 ALARM BLARES 386 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,320 Is that the red cord in the toilet? 387 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,600 Don't know. 388 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,840 # War, huh! 389 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,960 # Yeah! 390 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,200 # What is it good for? 391 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,000 # Absolutely nothing 392 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,320 # Uh-huh-uh 393 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,280 # War, huh!... # 394 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,480 Get down! 395 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,680 Get your weapon down now! 396 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,520 All right, move! Move! 397 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,080 # Say it again, y'all 398 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,440 # War, huh! 399 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,080 # Good God! 400 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,000 # What is it good for? 401 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,560 # Absolutely nothing 402 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,600 # Listen to me, ah! 403 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,120 # War, I despise 404 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,600 # Cos it means destruction of innocent lives 405 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:33,200 # War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes... # 406 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,720 For Nana! 407 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,160 Oh, my God! 408 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,080 # War, huh! 409 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,680 # Good God, y'all 410 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,000 # What is it good for? # HE SCREAMS 411 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,360 # Absolutely nothing 412 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,280 # Say it again 413 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,600 # War, huh! 414 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,560 # Oh-oh, oh-oh, Lord 415 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,960 # What is it good for? Absolutely nothing... # 416 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,160 Ow! 417 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,080 Ow so much! 418 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,560 INDISTINCT MURMURING 419 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,280 They're bloody paintball guns! OTHERS GROAN AND GRUMBLE 420 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,000 Oh!Whose idea was that? 421 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,720 # Let's go! # 422 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,400 Dammit. 11%.Oh, 7! 423 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,200 Got it. I'm fully charged. God, I hate Earth! 424 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,200 Fucking planet! 425 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,920 LASERS ZAP, PAINTBALL GUNS POP 426 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,000 We need backup! 427 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,840 MUZAK PLAYS 428 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,720 # And the man in the back said "Everyone attack" 429 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,840 # And it turned into a ballroom blitz 430 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,480 # And the girl in the corner said, "Boy I want to warn you" 431 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,040 # It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz 432 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,040 # Ballroom blitz 433 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,640 # Ballroom blitz... # 434 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,880 Ow! 435 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,440 Ah! 436 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,520 Argh! 437 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,760 MUZAK PLAYS 438 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,280 We need a transporter.Hmm? 439 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,520 Zoom! A transporter. 440 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,360 Yeah. We'll put one in.Yeah. 441 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,840 We'll put one in. 442 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,040 LASERS ZAPPING, SHOUTING 443 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,760 # Everybody was frightening And the music was soothing... # 444 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,560 Your gun!Ah! 445 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,240 # They all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah... # 446 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,840 That's far enough! 447 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,440 Where are the keys? 448 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,840 LASERS ZAPPING, SHOUTING 449 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,280 # And the girl in the corner said "Boy I want to warn you" 450 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,000 # It'll turn into a ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz 451 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,280 # Ballroom blitz 452 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,800 # Ballroom blitz... # 453 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,520 MUZAK PLAYS 454 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,240 WADE GRUNTS AND PANTS 455 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,920 Ah! 456 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,000 Ah! 457 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,400 Should we? 458 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,240 Feels like we should.Yeah. 459 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,360 ALARM BLARES 460 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,920 INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER LOUDSPEAKER 461 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,800 HE GROANS 462 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,360 HE SCREAMS 463 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 464 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,640 Well, it's almost too easy. 465 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,360 Ready? 466 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,200 Get in! 467 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,120 HE LAUGHS 468 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,760 Argh! How much charge have you got? 469 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,640 I've got nothing. I'm all out. 470 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,520 4%. 471 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,200 Should be just enough at this range. 472 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,960 Goodbye, traitor. 473 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,120 TRATER:What?Huh? 474 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,840 Argh!Freeze! 475 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,920 Hang on. I know you. 476 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,160 Yes, that's right. 477 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,320 Six weeks ago, you took this from me. 478 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,120 Well, now I'm taking it back. 479 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,680 What do you want? Well, there's this great big, 480 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,120 horrible, ugly grey thing hanging around in our lower orbit. 481 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,040 I thought it'd be a great idea to fire all our missiles at it. 482 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,240 SHE GIGGLES 483 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,600 But that's futile. 484 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,640 You might get a lucky shot in, hit the thermal exhaust port 485 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,760 that leads to the reactor core, but we'd retaliate. 486 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,280 This entire island would be wiped off the map. 487 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,840 You still lose. 488 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,440 Better we both lose than you win. 489 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,880 Nobody pushes Britain around. 490 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,000 Not you, not your ship, not Brussels.The vegetable? 491 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,560 Go now! 492 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,880 Let him go. 493 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,520 What? 494 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,560 We're all going to die, right? 495 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,000 Let him be with his kind. 496 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,760 If you're really doing this for us, humanity, show some. 497 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,800 Take me. 498 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,520 SHE CLEARS THROAT 499 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,120 Stay back. No, no. That's far enough. 500 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,560 Do you know the codes? 501 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,160 Minister for War. 502 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,560 Defence.Same thing. 503 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,960 It's their fault, you know. All of it. 504 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,440 The second they arrived, this was inevitable. 505 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,160 What about peace? 506 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,880 That never lasts. 507 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,560 You want something final, you have to do it yourself. 508 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,960 ALARM BLARES 509 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,080 All warheads green to go. 510 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,320 Goodbye, Stewart. 511 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,080 BEEPING 512 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,160 BEEPING 513 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,600 BEEPING CONTINUES 514 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,400 SHE SIGHS 515 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,000 Black spot.No! 516 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,200 THEY GRUNT 517 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,560 Ow! 518 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,040 Argh! 519 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,120 You lose! 520 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,160 Hey. Here he is. 521 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,800 How did it go? 522 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,920 Uh... 523 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,440 ..yeah. 524 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,320 I think I did OK.Yeah. 525 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,280 I'm proud of you, mate. 526 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680 Is that for me? 527 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,120 Maybe. 528 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,560 But not just yet. 529 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,760 Are you awake? 530 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,320 Hey. 531 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,160 Sorry. I just wanted to plug my phone in. 532 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,800 Oh, yeah.And there you go. 533 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,680 Yeah. 534 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,400 Hello, sleepyhead. Sorry, I hope you don't mind. 535 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,360 Your friend said it would be OK. 536 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,280 So, we're afraid you're going to die. 537 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,680 What? 538 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,440 Oh, sorry. No, we WERE afraid you were going to die. Sorry. 539 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,600 I'm still actually struggling with the apostrophes, but, no, 540 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,680 apparently you are going to be fine. 541 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,560 The pulse weapon was barely charged. 542 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,240 Lucky, really. 543 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,840 The fully charged one would have just liquefied your skull. 544 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,440 THEY LAUGH 545 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,240 No, but seriously, we do, I think, 546 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,680 owe you a huge debt of gratitude, don't we? 547 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,760 Well, he was in league with the...Hmm? 548 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,640 But, yes. 549 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,360 Yes, of course.Mm. 550 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,280 Obviously, we're keeping your position open, 551 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,720 but no rush to get back, 552 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,200 although we are having an issue with something called HS2? 553 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,640 No, I mean, it can wait. 554 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,680 Whenever you're ready. 555 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,160 CLANGING Ah! 556 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,760 Hey, mate. 557 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,880 Oh, uh, yeah. I brought you some flour. 558 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,240 No, that's not the... 559 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,920 Oh, shit it. HE LAUGHS 560 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,560 Thanks, mate. 561 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,160 Well... 562 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,120 What about the other rebels? Oh, rounded up, mostly. 563 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,000 I mean, a couple got away. We're making enquiries. 564 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,560 A bit of a wake-up call, though. 565 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,240 We realise we can't leave all these nuclear missiles just lying around, 566 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,400 so we finally, finally reached that agreement. 567 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,880 What, disarmament? 568 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,320 Um, well, kind of. 569 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,600 We're actually going to fire them into the sun. 570 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,440 Should be quite a show. 571 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,440 Greaves. What about Greaves? 572 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,280 Oh, yes. Rather a problematic outlook. 573 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320 Interesting character, but, you know... 574 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,640 I think, however, we have found a way 575 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,640 of giving her a different perspective. 576 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,880 Seemed happy enough. 577 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,880 MUSIC: The Unanswered Why by William Doyle 578 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,080 # I woke this morning to find you missing 579 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:22,120 # Present in body but not in spirit 580 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,600 # And as we have all found... # 581 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,440 Brothers and sisters, 582 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,640 we may be down, but we are not defeated. 583 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,160 This is just the beginning. 584 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,920 Mark my words, I'll be back. 585 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,160 Terminator, right? 586 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,120 Uh, I wouldn't know. I haven't seen it. Nah. 587 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,840 MUSIC: Human by Rag'n'Bone Man 588 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,800 # Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind 589 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,920 # Thinking I can see through this and see what's behind 590 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:04,960 # Got no way to prove it so maybe I'm lying 591 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,120 # But I'm only human after all 592 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,960 # I'm only human after all 593 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,320 # Don't put your blame on me 594 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,200 # Don't put your blame on me 595 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,760 # Take a look in the mirror and what do you see 596 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,200 # Do you see it clearer or are you deceived 597 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,280 # In what you believe 598 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,800 # Because I'm only human after all 599 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,440 # You're only human after all 600 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,760 # Don't put the blame on me 601 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,520 # Don't put your blame on me. # 602 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,000 Subtitles by Red Bee Media