I love you ceaselessly, without rest.
I never stopped loving you.
I love you too.
We did it, my love.
Our whole lives fighting forth is.
Our whole lives wandering
to reach each other.
The beginning.
Forever.
May the Son of God look upon you with mercy
in prosperity and adversity.
Amen.
May the spirit of God
put love in your hearts.
Amen.
- Good morning, Maria. - Good morning, Mari Cruz.
How is Carlota doing out there?
Oh, she has me so worried.
You should see how skinny she is, it hurts to see.
- ls she still dancing? - Yes.
- I'm off to the parish. - Goodbye.
- Good morning, Mari Cruz. - Good morning, Father.
Our lady is finished.
Perfect, as usual.
One thing, if it isn't too much trouble.
Christ's sagum is slightly frayed, can you mend it?
- Anything you ask. - Thank you very much.
No, thank you.
- With God. - With God, Father.
The Body of Christ.
- The Body of Christ. - Amen.
Here...
Grandma, move your finger, I can't see.
There.
What's this?
Mamacruz, you opened something else.
- There. - Now that's it.
And now here.
Oh, look.
- Hello? - Can you see me?
- Yes. - Mom!
Hi, sweetheart! Hi!
- She's so happy. - How are you?
- Dad, where are you? - I'm here, how is work?
Great, Dad, great.
Today the director arrived...
Oh, no...
- Let me. - We can't hear you!
- There's no sound. - It's gone...
The audition is tomorrow, so wish me...
Are you eating okay? You look too thin.
Ugh, it's off again. Nothing.
- Can you hear me? - Yes, we can now.
When can I come and see you dance in Vienna?
First we need to see which pan they give me.
Don't worry...
...okay?
Okay.
Vienna.
Search...
Search.
Vienna.
Look at this one. Here.
This is too long.
So many things...
CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE WON 1,000,000 EUROS
One million.
I click and that's it.
Turn that off.
Turn it off.
Stop drooping.
Ow, Grandma...
What's wrong?
That hurts.
- Give me a pony tail. - No way.
Your hair will be messy like an animal.
- Don't come home too late. - Okay, Grandma!
"I slept,
but my heart was awake.
My beloved is knocking.
'Open to me, my sister,
my friend,
my dove,
for my head is wet with dew,
my locks with the drops of the night.'
I had put off my garment;
0 should he kiss me with kisses from his mouth
because your love is better than wine.
My beloved put his hand through the window
and my heart was thrilled within me.
His head, like the finest gold.
His locks, wavy, black as a raven.
His eyes, like doves beside streams of water.
His cheeks, like beds of spices,
like sweet-smelling flowers.
His lips, like lilies dripping liquid myrrh.
His legs, like marble columns set on bases of fine gold.
His mouth is most sweet and he is altogether desirable.
This is my beloved and this is my friend."
- The word of God. - We praise you, Lord.
We praise you, Lord.
Mom!
Sweetie, what is it?
I got the leading role, Mom!
Thank God! You put so much into it...
Yeah, Mom.
You can't imagine.
So now you can rest, right?
No, now comes the hardest pan, now comes rehearsal,
training, everything.
Still more? You're already skin and bones.
Well, Mom, I have physiotherapy too, what can I say.
But you're still coming next week, right?
I don't know, I will if I can.
We still have to check the calendar, organize the performance...
Carlota, darling...
A mother needs to be with her daughter.
Mom, nobody wants to be with my daughter more than me.
Don't worry,
I'll fly out there as soon as I can.
Okay.
Okay?
But send photos some time. Viki is always
asking about you.
Okay, Mom, okay.
Yeah, well...
Yesterday we saw you were on line and you weren't answering.
Mom, we'll talk soon, okay? Give Dad and Viki a kiss for me.
- Already? We've barely talked. - We'll talk soon, Mom.
We'll talk soon. Bye.
Bye, bye.
Doña Mari Cruz.
Father Sebastién says mass is going to begin.
Thank you, son, I'll be right there.
The Body of Christ.
Are you coming?
I have to run some errands.
Now and at the hour...
...of our death.
Amen.
You all have me worried because lately you keep writing to say:
"The passion is fading in my relationship."
"Hey, my boyfriend doesn't look at me like he should."
Girl, we have a solution for you and we're giving it to you today.
What is it? Some tricks I'm going to give you
that will blow your mind, so let's start with the first.
It's easy, biting your lip.
It's that simple.
What's the trick? Look.
You bite your lip
with your four front teeth...
These right here... One, two, three, four.
You bite your lower lip like this,
and hold it for a few seconds.
Infallible. Please, do as I do.
Let's move on to trick number two.
Did you talk to Carlota?
And?
Has she heard anything?
I'm sure...
that...
she's fine, right?
Or...
PORN
SLUT EATING HUGE COCK
SOFTER PORN
AS CLEAN AS IT GETS XXX
XOCOLATE
Yes.
I can't find my shoes!
Did you look under the bed?
Bye, Mamacruz.
- Bye, Grandpa. - Be careful.
I will.
Bye, sweetie.
Bye.
Chubby...
I'll be right back.
I'm meeting someone.
What happened?
Are you hungry?
- What is that? - You tell me, what is it?
A flower, with those colors...
A flower? It's a twat.
Outrageous.
- Where did you get that? - At the church.
Outrageous. How can they allow it...
What happened?
How pretty.
A neighbor on the street is doing...
a therapy...
for sex.
Oh my God!
And she had the nerve to put these flyers in the church.
It doesn't bother me, eh?
But I think it's disrespecting the believers.
She acted in bad faith.
And she was even shameless enough to tell the father.
Smutty.
Smutty bitch.
And Father Sebastién,
what did he say?
How should I know.
Look.
I have to go to make lunch, my granddaughter is always hungry. Bye.
Goodbye.
- Bye. - Let's go.
Outrageous!
THERAPY - FOR HAPPY WOMEN, SEX AND SOMETHING MORE...
We exhale very, very slowly...
Breathe, breathe, breathe...
And exhale. This movement is very good for the heart.
THERAPY CENTER
Hello. Welcome. Come in.
Go ahead.
Okay, I suppose you're here for the masturbation therapy, right?
Look, you're just in time
because we're discussing therapy with sex toys, come in.
Girls, someone new just came in. By the way, what's your name?
Mamacruz. Well, that's what my granddaughter calls me.
Oh, your granddaughter. And what do you want us
- to call you? - Cruz, Cruz.
Okay, that's Laura.
- Hi. - Teresa.
Marina, Carla and I'm Flor.
I was telling the other ladies
that it's super important to know our erogenous zones.
What is this?
It looks like a roll of lipstick, but we activate it
and it's a vibrator.
To stimulate any pan
of the body, you can put it
in your vagina, in your anus...
And this is good for orgasms?
Orgasms don't depend on toys,
orgasms come from here.
Yeah, but you still have to touch yourself
down there. The Holy Ghost doesn't do the dirty work.
I tried with Kamasutra and nothing.
Know what I got out of it?
Lower back pain.
- But Teresa, do you masturbate? - Look,
I do something.
Something.
And you?
Do you have orgasms?
It's okay, honey.
- It's okay. - I don't have time
for any of this stuff.
I have a big house and four kids and...
no life of my own.
I don't even have time to dye my hair.
Look, my hands are wrecked.
Hey...
Isn't that a lubricant?
This is great for your hands.
But sweetie, to reach orgasm
you need to let go, eh?
Relax a little.
- I'm going to relax right now. - Sure.
Let's relax, go with the flow, let go...
Look at this cute thing.
Look at that.
It's adorable.
Nature is really something, eh?
When I was young I had no tits at all.
And now that I'm old, look.
They stick out everywhere or get crushed.
Or I can't close the bra, because my back is too wide.
I sew.
Oh, could you make something for me?
I can try.
Why don't you add the boob that's missing?
- What for? - Let's see.
Ben Wa balls are my favorites.
These little balls,
right here in front of you, although you'd never imagine,
are like a gym for your vagina.
Because they keep it
young and elastic.
Well, mine is elastic, but definitely not young.
- This won't fit inside me. - Hey, give it time.
When they're inside,
they bounce and vibrate.
And that makes
- the musculature stronger. - Well, for me
it would take two or three.
After I gave birth to kids
mine came out disfigured.
Look, the challenge is to walk
and not drop them, but that takes effort.
I'll take a couple of them.
We have to buy some.
A strong and happy vagina!
I'll give you a discount.
- To relieve stress. - Sure, while you're at it.
Mom, what happened to your hair?
Nothing, I went to the hair salon.
And how are you?
Exhausted.
No wonder.
- But are you eating right? - Yes.
Look, this is lunch.
What a shame.
So, tell me, Mom. Why did you call me?
Well...
You...
Have you ever thought about finding a real job?
I'm very worried about you.
You always look so tired, in a bad mood.
And far away from your daughter.
Mom, you think I don't know that?
You think I don't know I'm 2,000 miles away from my daughter every day?
Then why don't you comeback?
Because I don't know if I'll get another chance like this,
Mom.
And I don't know if I'll ever dance on a stage again.
Then after this show you're going to quit dancing?
Dance is my whole life, Mom.
And I'll continue, either as a dancer
or a choreographer or whatever
And if Viki is the problem, don't worry because I'm going to bring her out here.
Hush, hush, it's not that.
It's not for Viki or me.
It's for you.
For me...
Canota, look at me.
Sweetie, look at me.
Carlota, sweetie, will you please look at me?
Do you have orgasms?
What?
Do you have orgasms?
Since I don't know if you're with someone,
a boyfriend...
or girlfriend.
Mom, what kind of question is that?
You just look so pale, sweetie.
Because I train
14 hours a day here.
I don't have time to think about stuff like that, Mom.
Do you masturbate at least?
Mom, listen, are you crazy?
I only want you to take better care of yourself.
Better care of myself? Like you? Is that what you want?
Over here...
Pass it, pass it to me...
Viki.
What?
Get me another box of pins.
Coming.
Shoot, shoot.
Shoot.
Hurry up!
Like I'm not here.
Viki!
- What...? - Mamacruz, is this you?
Who gave you permission to open that box?
Viki, I don't want you touching my things, you got it?
Mamacruz.
Goon
- 53. Now her chest size. - Okay.
Girl, you don't know what happened to me last night.
- What happened? - Let's hear it.
I met a guy
who turned me into a lioness.
A lioness!
- Guess what? - That's right.
Not an ounce of regret.
Not even a tiny bit.
Why would you regret it? After 20 years being married
to your recently deceased husband, the poor thing, who never...
- Yeah. - This change
is what you need, to get your pipes fixed...
- Show him to us, be nice. - Yeah.
Sure, we want to see him.
They say the sin and the sinner.
Let's see.
- Wow! - He looks like a boy.
- A sweet little pear. - Look, he's Mr. Button.
Look at what a cutie pie.
Waist, 138.
Damn!
Viki? What's wrong?
Viki.
Viki, I have a secret too.
Anytime you want, I'll tell you.
Look. This is my mother.
She taught me how to sew. She was a very special seamstress.
And why was she so special?
Because she loved making lingerie.
So that women would feel prettier and more beautiful.
You see?
Wearing a G-string is normal nowadays, but back then...
everything was a sin.
My mother's customers had to visit her
in secret like they were doing something wrong.
She used me as a model.
Very pretty, Grandma.
You see?
Grandma, what is this?
I made that.
- How cool. - I wanted to be a dressmaker like her.
And why weren't you?
Because they were other times.
Pass that to me.
- Wow... - How pretty!
Very sexy, huh?
- What did you bring me? - How cute.
I haven't finished it yet, it's a surprise.
Well, I brought a surprise too.
Let's see.
Joints!
Wow! This is great for my pain.
Where do you buy them?
My son gets them.
- Here. - What a good son.
Your son is very cool.
- Give me his phone number. - Of course.
Should I light it?
- Go on. - Okay.
I'll burn your hair.
- Okay... - Try it.
Go ahead, you'll feel great, it will relax you.
You'll let go.
- Go on, Cruz. - Come on.
No, you need to inhale a little more.
And you hold the smoke
inside for a bit.
- That's it. - Okay.
And now you let it out nice and slow, that's it.
Look, she's not bad at it, huh?
Pass it to me.
It will pass quickly. Just take it easy and relax.
You'll see how.
Do you think we're made of stone?
- It stings a bit. - Spicy, huh?
Because it's Mexican.
Damn, very stylish!
I'll tell you later!
Smoke some more, smoke some more.
Wait, I'm going to light it.
It's already taking effect.
That was fast.
Here, you made a mess.
Forgot how, she says!
She's feeling it.
I'm with two black men.
One in front and one behind.
With a woman too.
So nobody gets mad.
Whisper in my ear.
Nice and slow...
Let me forget everything.
My nurse.
He comes to prick me in the afternoon.
I get so horny.
But me, I'm going to die anyway...
My life is mine and that's it.
Like we're at the beach.
The warm sand.
The heat...
And not to play it.
Everything still ahead.
Undress me softly...
And look at me...
like I had two tits...
Like I still had time left.
Mamacruz, can you pass me the alioli?
Sweetie.
Thank you.
You've got a message.
SHALL WE GO OUT DRINKING???
CELEBRATING CLEAN RESULTS
- Nachete. - Hey!
- Long time no see. - ls there room for us?
Yeah, in back.
Cruz!
Cruz, don't get lost.
My son did all the lighting. He has his own company.
Marina, thanks for bringing us.
What an atmosphere.
Didn't you see the gay flag? The place is free-flowing.
Sure, let it flow.
Hi, what's up?
How are you?
- What can I bring you? - For me,
the usual, but for them, what can you recommend?
That depends. Something light, or would you like something
a little stronger? Something strong.
I'll bring you something you'll like.
You go right ahead.
I had a thing.
With this man.
I'm taking him home with me tonight.
Careful...
not to spill.
He's gonna spill.
Well, well, well.
Hey, how do you drink this?
All in one gulp, bottoms up.
- I'll take the bottle with me. - No, no...
- Leave it there. - It stays.
See how long it lasts.
Oh, how dangerous.
Adorable, the guy is hot.
- A toast? - Yeah.
To the muscles...
What?
- What muscles? - ...of the pussy.
Together.
One, two and three.
Let's go.
Go on, pour some more.
- Another one. - I have someone waiting at home.
- It's just one night. - Come on.
One, two and three.
Bottoms up.
- It's hitting me. - Let's go.
Last one for me.
I'm starting to heat up.
Everyone breathe, breathe, now keep going.
One, two and three.
Oh.
Are you ill?
No, it's the heat.
I'm going to change.
I saw Father Sebastién.
He asked me if you were sick.
Since you haven't gone to church lately.
I've been very busy.
Doing what?
Well...
Mending dresses for the neighbors.
And he also said that
he's missing an order.
Oh, yeah. For the virgin.
I just have to finish it...
I'll take it to him tomorrow.
The lioness eats 17 pounds of meat a day
and the pride up to 90.
The lions have almost nothing to fear,
except lionesses.
If a male enters the pride...
May God our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of Glory,
bless you with the wisdom and revelation to know Him.
May he illuminate the eyes of your heart
so that you understand the hope calling on you,
the wealth of glory
he bestows upon the saints,
and the extraordinary greatness of His power.
Oh, Cruz,
you won't believe it.
These things only happen to me.
Anyway a while ago I watched a porno
and a girl in the movie,
whenever she had an orgasm,
she sprayed liquid everywhere.
Like a gusher, it was incredible.
And so there's a name for it.
It's... wait... "squirting."
The word says it all, you squirt your goo.
And I thought, how would I do this.
A squirting workshop, everybody get squirty.
I go there, to the squirting workshop,
I open the door and everything was ready.
The monitor,
sitting on the sofa with her legs up.
And nothing below her waist.
I said, "What?" "When the squirt comes out."
"There's no shame in it. Watch as much as you need.
Watch exactly where I put my hand
and how I move my fingers, like I'm calling...
activating the female prostate."
Power to the pussy.
Basically she...
And she says, "Oh. Here it comes. Oh. Oh."
And... whoosh! Like a pipe had broken.
And I'm like,
"Not in my face." And she says, "Don't worry, it doesn't smell."
It doesn't smell? Pussy liquid has to smell.
Maricruz, it has to smell.
I won't be long, Chubby.
Oh, my back is better now, how nice.
- I love it. - You work wonders, Cruz.
What's taking Marina so long? I have her nightgown.
- Oh, she's not coming today. - Why not?
She has a doctor's appointment.
She got very sick the other evening, the poor thing.
What a shame.
What a surprise.
I have some things that were my mother's.
- Your mother? - Yes, she sewed.
And also...
I found a shop nearby, I'm going right now.
It's hard to find nice fabric.
That kind of fabric, of course...
See you later.
Don't miss it, okay?
You think I'm stupid?
We're too old for this kind
of stuff.
Sneaking away and telling lies all day.
What were you doing there?
Woman stuff.
Because I'm still a woman, Eduardo.
And we might be old...
but I still feel things.
Even if you see me as a flowerpot.
And you?
Me, what?
Aren't you tired of being a flowerpot?
Good morning, Father.
Look how nice it came out.
A Virgin Mary with painted lips
and flowers on her head.
Don't worry, Father, I'll fix it.
Thank you very much.
And forgive me.
It's all right, child.
I confess
before almighty God and before you my brothers
that I have sinned by thought, word, deed
and omission. Against you alone, I have sinned.
For that reason I beg
Holy Mary, forever Virgin
of the Angels and the Saints
and you my brothers
to intervene on my behalf before Jesus our Lord.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Conceived without sin.
I've never seen you here before.
How long since your last confession?
One month, Father.
- Excuse me? - One month.
Can you speak a little louder? I'm deaf in this ear.
I haven't been to confession in a month.
Okay, and what brings you here?
I went to sex therapy.
- Can you hear me, Father? - Of course.
I'm waiting for you to continue.
Continue how?
That's it, I have no other sins.
That's it?
That's not enough for you?
What do you do at this therapy, my child?
We...
We have classes...
about toys...
for masturbating.
And when I get home... I go on the internet and...
- and I see naked people. - What?
I see naked people!
And... then what?
That's it, Father.
Well, no.
Look, I get this...
I feel this heat in my belly...
and my heart starts to race and I can't breathe, Father.
And that's it, really, I have no more sins.
Do you spend time with your husband, my child?
Yes, Father.
But we're like two girlfriends playing canasta.
Remember, my child.
"The wise woman builds her house,
but the foolish pulls it down with her hands."
Proverb 141.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING? WE HAVE THE MASSAGE SESSION.
"I'm...
busy...
FLOR: MARINA IS IN THE HOSPITAL, SHE'S IN BAD SHAPE.
Is something wrong?
One of my friends is very sick.
Ramòn, what are you giving me?
What's wrong, Marina?
- What do you want from me? - This is gazpacho.
We're going to the fair.
Horseback, on foot? How do you want to go?
With you on horseback, of course.
- Okay, then. - May I?
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
Good afternoon.
They all miss you in class. Well, me too, Marina.
I couldn't get away this week because...
Ramòn here can't live without me.
Okay, Marina, call me if you need anything.
Of course and remember we have a date, eh?
- Yeah, to go to the fair. - That's right.
Get the horse ready.
He's nuts about me.
It drives him nuts when I play dead.
Imagine that.
You're a handful. Look what I brought you.
How is therapy this week?
Actually I missed it too, but I'm going back.
I'm not going to miss next week.
Anyway, if you can't go for any reason, I'll fill you in.
Why wouldn't I be able to go?
You do such great work.
This...
This looks made for a femme fatale.
You wear it.
- Me? - Yeah, it's very nice.
You'll look gorgeous in these colors.
It goes great with your amazing eyes.
It's too pretty to be...
to be left in a drawer.
But I made it for you.
Well, it's time for you to start making things for you.
You promise you'll wear it?
What's wrong, Mom?
Nothing.
Mom, what's wrong?
- Are you ill? - No, no.
Is it Dad?
No, he's fine, he's fine.
Is it Viki?
- No, sweetie, we're all fine. - Tell me what's wrong.
Please.
Sweetheart...
Do you forgive me?
Mom, there's nothing to forgive.
There's nothing to forgive...
I don't know if I'm doing anything right either.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know if...
I need to be selfish at this moment in my life.
No, Carlota, no.
Look...
if I could do it over again...
I'd make a list of everything I'd like to do.
I mean...
If I could do it over again,
I'd be very brave, like Viki.
And like you, my love.
There.
Now go back
to that rehearsal.
You have to give a performance to be remembered.
Thank you, Mom.
TO MY MOM