[theme music]
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪
♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪
♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪
♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪
♪♪ His friends watching His back ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪
[camera clicking]
[splatters]
-Mei, would you-- -[camera clicks]
Hey! Cut it out! At least get my good side!
No!
[grunts]
-Huh? -[Monkey King] Hey! Yo, bud!
Can you hear me? Hello?
- Monkey King to Monkie Kid? -You feeling all right, Kid?
Monkey King?
Hey! There you are, bud!
-Oh, good, you're not dead yet. -[MK shrieks]
That's a relief!
"Dead"? Wh-- what?
What's happening to me?
Is this what dying is like?
Pfft! Relax. A little telepathic communication
never hurt anybody.
I think...
-I heard that! -Anyway, everything is fine!
Well... mostly fine.
So, listen, we got a bit of a problem.
-Uh... -What is that?
[MK gasps]
[dramatic music]
-Is that... -A giant dumpling?
As delicious as it is... terrifying!
So, yeah. Me and the boys got into a bit of a food fight
up here in the Celestial Realm.
Anyway, long story short,
I need you to handle the tiny-itty-bitty giant dumpling
before it falls to Earth and destroys everything.
What? How am I supposed to do that?
Ahh, you're a smart guy, you'll figure it out!
I've probably got something that can help back at my place.
Anyway, I gotta go!
Believe in yourself and you can do anything.
Okay, bye!
Wait but I--
[suspenseful music]
Now, where were we?
-[hyperventilating] -Oh, yeah.
I think you were gonna tell me a little something about this...
Right?
[soft thuds]
[Monkey King] And do yourself a favor.
Don't drop any more food.
All right.
This will undoubtedly be our most perilous mission
of all time.
A journey to the room
where Monkey King keeps all his junk to find something
to stop a Celestial Dumpling from destroying the world.
-And there's only one person -[Mei snoring]
with the smarts, the bravery, and the heroically awesome hair
to be my wing-man
on this mission of certain death.
I mean, it's me, right?
-[Mei grunts] -Well, I mean obviously.
[both chuckling]
You're kidding, right?
I kid you not, my sweet, sweet Pigsy!
Mr. Tang and I are the experts on Monkey King.
So, yeah. This makes sense.
MK, this is so obviously a mission for just you and me!
I even got a sweet new jet!
-[book thuds] -[Mei] Huh?
-[hoverbike powers up] -[MK] Sorry, Mei!
Can't hear you on my awesome new hoverbike!
[Mei yelling]
[Mei] Ours was the action movie match up of the century
and you know it!
Why are you letting him drive?
You'll wanna hang a left
and land up at the top of the mountain!
Hmph, I'm pretty sure I know how to fly
a futuristic hoverbike.
-[hoverbike speeds up] -[MK] Ah, Mr. Tang?
Mr. Tang! I said the top!
[crashes]
[monkeys chittering]
[vomits]
Like I said, I know how to "fly".
Anyway, I presume it's this way?
You know, I'm starting to think
maybe I should have brought Mei--
Oh, pfft! Don't be silly!
Who else would know the difference between
The Legendary Trishula
and your average Nine Dragon trident!
[laughing]
[Tang] Come now! Onward to the peak of Mount Huaguo!
That's where Monkey king's cave is, by the way.
-[Tang chuckling] -[sighs]
[waterfall gushing]
It's close. I can smell it.
[crackling]
-[blasts] -[huntsman grunts]
It's never easy.
[scoffs]
[growls]
[MK panting]
Why, thank you, my young friend.
I thought we were done for back there
when my weak ankles began to give me trouble!
Ho-ho-ho!
Yeah. At the bottom of the steps.
Well, childhood injuries
do pick rather convenient times
to flair up again, do they not?
[spits]
[growls]
-[struggling] -[calm music]
[Tang] Whoa...
Shuilian Cave.
That's the name of the Monkey Kings ca--
Yeah, I know...
[magical music]
-[Tang squels] -[MK yelps]
[water rushes]
Ah... yes.
I thought that might happen.
[growls] Only the Monkey King
can get through the magical barrier.
But also me. Because, I'm the Monkie Kid!
[mystical music]
Hmm...
[growls]
[Tang in awe] Whoa...
So, what do you think we should be looking for?
Like a magic crossbow or a cannon or--
-A vase. -Come again?
[sighs]
[Tang]That dumpling looks to be more of a Guan Tang Jiao.
Meaning it is potentially filled
with some kind of delicious soup.
Simply blasting it won't do.
And a vase is going to help... how?
Legends say, Monkey King sought help from Guanyin,
to defeat a demon, I don't remember the name of.
She used a vase that contained pure water.
Enough to flood a whole mountain range.
It seems logical
that we should use that to suck up the soup
and save the world from third-degree burns!
Sounds good enough to me!
We can probably find that
with all Monkey King's other junk.
Behind this giant door
[MK] I have never even noticed before.
[Tang screams then crashes]
[MK sighs]
[suspenseful music]
[MK grumbling]
[gasps]
That's the Legendary Demon Revealing Mirror!
Oh, and the Fire Tipped Spear!
And... [squealing in excitement]
Monkey Cop Limited Edition 1982 action figures!
This could take a while.
Yeah. Well, we don't have a while so get digging!
[clattering]
[clanks]
Hmm? [MK mumbling]
Huh?
Ooh...
Hi-yah!
[screams]
[MK] He just looked tiny 'cause he was far away!
[action music]
[grunts]
[action music continues]
[MK grunts]
Huh?
[huntsman grunts]
[crashes]
[clanking]
[chuckles] Huh?
Oh...
Hmm?
[thuds]
-[exhales] -[Tang] MK!
I can't find the vase anywhere!
Ugh! Do I have to do everything?
[MK] There! That crate is full of them!
Why didn't you do that sooner?
[shouting] Because I forgot I could, okay?
[action music]
[huntsman yelps]
[MK grunting]
[Tang squeals]
[panting nervously]
[clatters]
[clinking]
[gasping in awe]
[grunting]
[huntsman] I can smell your fear, boy.
[MK] It's my conditioner!
[straining]
[Tang] Ooh.
[MK grunting]
[yelps, crashes]
-[MK] Tang! Hurry! -[Tang shrieks nervously]
Ooh!
[drooling]
Yeah, I think I can make this work.
Time is running out, little chimp!
You know if we don't stop that dumpling,
you die too, right?
Huh?
[blasts]
[thuds]
[auspicious music]
[Tang whimpers]
Oh-- Yeah!
And there is more where that came from.
Now, get out of here and let us save the world!
You know, you've got a point.
[huntsman] How about a truce, just this one time?
-[both] What? -What kind of villain are you?
The kind who's got bigger plans than getting boiled to death
by the dumpling soup.
Until next time, Monkie Boy.
-[huntsman chuckling] -[Tang] Hey! He's a Monkie Man!
This is the greatest team-up ever.
That thing is awesome!
We should use that to blast the dumpling into bits!
-[loud thud] -Oh, yeah, right the soup.
This is it! The legendary vase which will save the--
No, wait. Hold on.
[vases clattering]
Yeah, that's it. That's the guy.
[MK] Then, let's go!
[rushes]
[blasts]
[action music]
-[Pigsy] Huh? -[MK] Guys!
[both gasp]
[crashes]
[both grunting effortly]
-[Tang] Oh. -Did you find something
to stop this thing?
Sure! I mean... maybe?
[chuckles nervously]
[mutters] I don't know?
Okay, Tang. The vase!
Vase? Why didn't you grab a magic crossbow
or a cannon or--
-'Cause if the dumpling -In the event the dumpling
-is a Guan Tang Jiao-- -is full of hot sou--
-[MK] I said that 'cause that's -[Tang] Ah, you said the thing
-what you said earlier! -I said
Would you, morons, hurry up?
[both] Hmm!
[action music]
[vase clinks]
[MK] Ha!
[blasts]
[Tang grunts]
[screaming effortly]
-[Pigsy grunts] -[MK] Huh?
-[Pigsy] Hmm! -[MK grunts confidently]
[action music intensifies]
[music stops]
[all] Huh?
So... Did it wor--
-[explodes] -[Mei screams]
[MK sighs]
[MK] Sometimes, all you can do is your best.
[Tang] We probably should have grabbed
a few more vases, hmm.
[MK] Yeah.
Probably.
[ominous music]
[splats]
[hisses]
[huntsman] My Queen...
Well? Did you get it?
[huntsman] One Demon Revealing Mirror.
[growling]
[shrieks]
[gasps nervously]
May I?
[indistinct, sinister whispers]
[ominous music]
[closing theme music]