[theme music]
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪
♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪
♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪
♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪
♪♪ His friends watching His back ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪
[ominous music]
[grunting]
Monkey King! It worked!
Hey, bud! So, you figured out astral projection, huh?
Yeah! And I only had five nose bleeds!
How's your vacation!? How are you?
-It's so good to see-- -Now's not the best time, bud.
Okay, it's just. I hadn't heard from you in a bit and--
-My... My training-- -Uh, yeah. I'm gonna need you
to keep working on your own for a little while.
Remember... [grunts]
You can do it!
Trust your instincts!
I don't know, maybe work on shrinking your staff?
Oh, you mean like this? [chuckles]
Okay, smart guy! Shrink yourself then!
Shrink myself?
How the donk am I meant to learn that?
Ah, you'll figure it out!
Just "think little".
Oh! Uh, my "masseuse" is here.
-[Monkey King] Gotta run! -Trust my instincts?
-Wait-- -[thuds]
[ominous music]
[Monkey King] So, what are you hiding?
[ominous music intensifies]
[Monkey King grunts]
[explodes]
I don't know who taught you how to take revenge,
but it ain't normally this boring!
[Spider Queen] Can we hurry this along?
[sighs]
[Lady Bone Demon] With time and patience,
the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
There are still three items
we have yet to add to the furnace.
Destiny cannot be hurried, My Queen.
[Spider Queen] So, you keep saying.
Well, my patience is growing thin,
little Miss Mystery.
At least lighten up a little.
Your creepy whisper business is getting on my nerves.
[MK groaning]
[sighs exhaustedly]
Look alive, kid! This place needs to be spick and span!
[Pigsy] I got a very special guest coming!
-[Tang] Did someone say -Huh?
free noodles for a special guest?
Ooh, fancy!
Beat it, Tang!
There's only one guy eating for free today and that's--
Would that be the food critic, Golden-Cicada Yum-Yum? Hmm?
[keyboard clacking]
[all in awe]
[screams]
Wow! That's amazing!
What a twist!
Hmm. Staff's hygiene leaves something to be desired.
[Pigsy groans]
[tense music]
Ugh! Go wash your hands!
[MK] Yep! On it!
So, what's first on the menu?
[sighs] "Go wash your hands, MK."
"Look alive, MK."
"Learn to shrink yourself, MK." [sighs in frustration]
Maybe if someone was here to teach me!
"Oh, you'll figure it out, bud, just think little."
[MK] Like I could do this on my own.
[explodes]
Wait! What? Argh!
[screaming]
-[thuds] -[MK straining]
[screaming continues]
[thuds]
Ugh!
I did it!
I "littled" myself!
I... am... amazi--
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
The Spider Queen's lair!
How did I end up here, of all the lairs?
[MK] Come on!
[echoing] Come on...
Ha-ha! The Monkie Boy!
Well, this day just got a little more interesting.
My Queen, perhaps--
Sorry, I can't hear you
over the sound of me rushing destiny!
[Spider Queen] K-bye!
[ominous music]
[groaning]
It's finally gonna happen.
[MK] A spider is gonna wrap me up in its butt rope
and it's gonna eat me!
[squeals, pants]
Okay, okay. No.
I am the Monkie Kid.
I'm not gonna keep being terrified of spiders
my whole life.
I can do this. I can get outta here.
I just need to be a big brave boy!
[exhales]
[auspicious music]
Oh! Oh! [chuckling]
I'm a big boy again!
[thuds]
[ominous music]
Dang it! OK! I am so scared.
Come back for more, have you?
[yelps]
[grunts]
-[explodes] -[laughing evilly]
Huh? Where'd he go?
Ha! I may be tiny, and I may be terrified,
but I am not gonna let you eat me!
You can stand there being scary all you want!
-[MK] I'm not falling for it! -Ha! There you are!
[Spider Queen laughing wickedly]
[MK panting]
[MK squeals]
[hyperventilating]
[roars]
[thuds]
[tense music]
[tense music stops]
[growls in frustration] No!
[groans]
[growls]
[thuds]
[groans]
[MK gasps] A way out!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[laughs excitedly]
[distance sobbing]
He-- hello?
[echoing] Hello...
[sobbing continues]
[gasps] Stay back!
Huh! It's just a kid. [sighs in relief]
Hey, what are doing down here?
I-- it's you... You're the Monkie Kid.
[chuckles]
So, you've heard of me, ey?
Not surprised!
Come on, let's get you--
Please, you have to help me.
There's not much time! [gasps]
[Lady Bone Demon] What was that?
[somber music]
[Lady Bone Demon sobbing]
It's okay... I get it.
[MK] It's scary being alone.
But you're not alone now. You've got me.
We'll find a way out together. I promise.
[Lady Bone Demon] Wa... wait--
You're the Monkie Kid...
[grunts] Come on!
You have to follow me!
[gasps] Hey-- Hey, wait!
Wha--
[MK] Hold up!
We really shouldn't be here.
-Come on. -We can't go yet.
Spider Queen is building something... evil.
Oh!
[ominous music]
[Lady Bone Demon] Whatever she's planning...
it's all to do with that.
I-- I've seen you use your staff,
Surely, you could use it to smash that thing?
Don't let her hurt someone else.
Please?
Okay. But, maybe step back.
[action music]
[MK] Here... comes...
Monkie Kid!
[MK in the mirror] Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
Wait... Is this...
This is the Trigram Furnace!
From the Celestial Realm!
How is this...
You have to destroy it now.
There's no time!
[sighs] " Trust your instincts"...
Monkie Kid! Please!
[somber music]
[indistinct, sinister whispers]
[electricity crackling]
[growls]
[chuckling wickedly]
[ominous music]
-[horrified gasp] -[thuds]
[pants]
[grunts]
It's you...
-You're-- -I am the Lady Bone Demon!
[grunts, yelps]
[ominous music]
MK... I apologize,
but I need to take that staff.
-[ominous music intensifies] -[groans]
Calm yourself.
[Lady Bone Demon] It's pointless to deny me.
[grunts]
[somber music]
I helped you.
-I thought you were-- -A helpless girl?
Oh, yes. My disguises have fooled many.
This body in particular is quite useful...
-for now. -[MK grunts]
I'm not going to let you win.
I'll tell Monkey King-- [gasps]
[screaming in pain]
[Lady Bone Demon] Monkey King...
Do you really think he doesn't already know
all about me?
Curious, that he is he not with you now, is it not?
Ah... I see.
You have begun to suspect what he already knows.
-That he made the wrong choice. -[indistinct, sinister whispers]
Picked the wrong successor.
[grunts, sighs]
[somber music]
You are right, you know.
"It's scary being alone."
I do pity you.
[gasps, grunts]
-[MK straining] -[somber music intensifies]
Just a piece in a game
you could not possibly comprehend.
[groans in pain]
[blasts]
-[Spider Queen laughing evilly] -[MK grunts]
[panting]
[Spider Queen] Monkie Kid!
Enough waiting!
Ooh, I'm going to enjoy this.
[gasps] Think little!
[action music]
[gasps in disbelief]
[action music intensifies]
[Spider Queen yelps, grunts]
[groans]
[panting]
[intense action music continues]
[panting continues]
Run along.
Destiny will find you soon enough.
[Lady Bone Demon chuckling]
[indistinct, sinister whispers]
-[sinister whispers continues] -[ominous music]
[music stops]
-[metal lid clanks] -[grunts, panting]
[MK] Huh?
[jumpy music]
[slurping]
[Pigsy shuddering]
Hmm. Now, that was delicious.
Okay. Just making the final edits to my review...
[both gag]
Kid! Where have been?
And what's that sme--
[squeals]
[retches]
[Tang] "Staff hygiene continues to be unacceptable."
-A...nd, publish! -[keyboard taps]
MK! You just got me a bad review--
Wait a minute.
This is your site?
It only has one follower..
And that follower's name is...
Tang!
[chuckles nervously]
I mean... I'm just starting.
You're my inaugural review.
And your last!
Get back here, you freeloading coward!
[Tang] No, Pigsy! Have mercy!
-[Tang yelps] -[crashes]
[thuds]
[closing theme music]