♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪
♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪
♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪
♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪
♪♪ His friends watching His back ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪
Monkey King! It worked!
Hey, bud! So, you figured out astral projection, huh?
Yeah! And I only had five nose bleeds!
How's your vacation!? How are you?
-It's so good to see-- -Now's not the best time, bud.
Okay, it's just. I hadn't heard from you in a bit and--
-My... My training-- -Uh, yeah. I'm gonna need you
to keep working on your own for a little while.
Remember...
You can do it!
Trust your instincts!
I don't know, maybe work on shrinking your staff?
Oh, you mean like this?
Okay, smart guy! Shrink yourself then!
Shrink myself?
How the donk am I meant to learn that?
Ah, you'll figure it out!
Just "think little".
Oh! Uh, my "masseuse" is here.
-Gotta run! -Trust my instincts?
-Wait--
So, what are you hiding?
I don't know who taught you how to take revenge,
but it ain't normally this boring!
Can we hurry this along?
With time and patience,
the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
There are still three items
we have yet to add to the furnace.
Destiny cannot be hurried, My Queen.
So, you keep saying.
Well, my patience is growing thin,
little Miss Mystery.
At least lighten up a little.
Your creepy whisper business is getting on my nerves.
Look alive, kid! This place needs to be spick and span!
I got a very special guest coming!
-Did someone say -Huh?
free noodles for a special guest?
Ooh, fancy!
Beat it, Tang!
There's only one guy eating for free today and that's--
Would that be the food critic, Golden-Cicada Yum-Yum? Hmm?
Wow! That's amazing!
What a twist!
Hmm. Staff's hygiene leaves something to be desired.
Ugh! Go wash your hands!
Yep! On it!
So, what's first on the menu?
"Go wash your hands, MK."
"Look alive, MK."
"Learn to shrink yourself, MK."
Maybe if someone was here to teach me!
"Oh, you'll figure it out, bud, just think little."
Like I could do this on my own.
Wait! What? Argh!
Ugh!
I did it!
I "littled" myself!
I... am... amazi--
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
The Spider Queen's lair!
How did I end up here, of all the lairs?
Come on!
Come on...
Ha-ha! The Monkie Boy!
Well, this day just got a little more interesting.
My Queen, perhaps--
Sorry, I can't hear you
over the sound of me rushing destiny!
K-bye!
It's finally gonna happen.
A spider is gonna wrap me up in its butt rope
and it's gonna eat me!
Okay, okay. No.
I am the Monkie Kid.
I'm not gonna keep being terrified of spiders
my whole life.
I can do this. I can get outta here.
I just need to be a big brave boy!
Oh! Oh!
I'm a big boy again!
Dang it! OK! I am so scared.
Come back for more, have you?
Huh? Where'd he go?
Ha! I may be tiny, and I may be terrified,
but I am not gonna let you eat me!
You can stand there being scary all you want!
-I'm not falling for it! -Ha! There you are!
No!
A way out!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
He-- hello?
Hello...
Stay back!
Huh! It's just a kid.
Hey, what are doing down here?
I-- it's you... You're the Monkie Kid.
So, you've heard of me, ey?
Not surprised!
Come on, let's get you--
Please, you have to help me.
There's not much time!
What was that?
It's okay... I get it.
It's scary being alone.
But you're not alone now. You've got me.
We'll find a way out together. I promise.
Wa... wait--
You're the Monkie Kid...
Come on!
You have to follow me!
Hey-- Hey, wait!
Wha--
Hold up!
We really shouldn't be here.
-Come on. -We can't go yet.
Spider Queen is building something... evil.
Oh!
Whatever she's planning...
it's all to do with that.
I-- I've seen you use your staff,
Surely, you could use it to smash that thing?
Don't let her hurt someone else.
Please?
Okay. But, maybe step back.
Here... comes...
Monkie Kid!
Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
Wait... Is this...
This is the Trigram Furnace!
From the Celestial Realm!
How is this...
You have to destroy it now.
There's no time!
" Trust your instincts"...
Monkie Kid! Please!
It's you...
-You're-- -I am the Lady Bone Demon!
MK... I apologize,
but I need to take that staff.
Calm yourself.
It's pointless to deny me.
I helped you.
-I thought you were-- -A helpless girl?
Oh, yes. My disguises have fooled many.
This body in particular is quite useful...
-for now.
I'm not going to let you win.
I'll tell Monkey King--
Monkey King...
Do you really think he doesn't already know
all about me?
Curious, that he is he not with you now, is it not?
Ah... I see.
You have begun to suspect what he already knows.
-That he made the wrong choice.
Picked the wrong successor.
You are right, you know.
"It's scary being alone."
I do pity you.
Just a piece in a game
you could not possibly comprehend.
Monkie Kid!
Enough waiting!
Ooh, I'm going to enjoy this.
Think little!
Run along.
Destiny will find you soon enough.
Huh?
Hmm. Now, that was delicious.
Okay. Just making the final edits to my review...
Kid! Where have been?
And what's that sme--
"Staff hygiene continues to be unacceptable."
-A...nd, publish!
MK! You just got me a bad review--
Wait a minute.
This is your site?
It only has one follower..
And that follower's name is...
Tang!
I mean... I'm just starting.
You're my inaugural review.
And your last!
Get back here, you freeloading coward!
No, Pigsy! Have mercy!