♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ Familiar tales New adventures ♪♪
♪♪ Monkie Kid! ♪♪
♪♪ The powers of the king Rest in his hands ♪♪
♪♪ When evil surrounds him He'll rise up against them ♪♪
♪♪ And show them Who's the Monkie Kid ♪♪
♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪
♪♪ His friends watching His back ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪♪
Maybe under here?
-Huh?
There's got to be something.
Ooh! Remind me what it is we're looking for?
Oh! Oh! Is this it?
Hmm!
No!
I am trying to find something
that will make me super, super powerful,
so I can defeat...
So-- Someone...
Anyone.
You know, to be sure that I got what it takes
to take on the next big bad!
I thought Monkey King was training you
-with remote lessons? -Ha-ha!
Yeah, and I already learned all the different lessons
the Monkey "King of Vacations"
left for me!
I don't know, I just...
I feel like I'm ready for something...
-bigger.
More powerful.
The wise warrior leads their enemy
into their own destruction.
What's that mean?
It means I need to be stronger!
Be so powerful,
that it'd be certain defeat to fight me!
Maybe you need a break, little man.
Just kick back for a bit.
Ugh, did Monkey King ever take breaks?
He's literally on vacation right now!
Plus, he has logged some serious hours on this game.
-What? -Uh-huh, like 10,000.
No way Monkey King would have wasted time on this.
Unless?
Yes! This must be it!
Hey, MK?
You said it before Mei.
Monkey King is never gonna just give me the answers straight!
I said that?
He must have left me this game for a reason!
It has to contain the knowledge
to some unbelievably, powerful new ability!
Or it's just a cruddy, old video game
that Monkey King likes because his face is on the box?
This is amazing!
It looks just like Monkey King's house!
That's because I haven't turned it on yet.
Huh? What the?
Importing likeness.
Scanning... Scanning...
This is so...
Uh... Immersive?
Um... Is it true that if I die in here,
I'll die in real life?
Absolutely not.
I-- I don't... I don't know.
Okay, so...
I guess I go over here then?
Welcome traveler, on a journey to the west!
It's Monkey King!
He's in the game!
Wait, did Monkey King make this game?
As the great sage, equal to heaven,
you couldn't ask for a better tutor.
Yeah, seems like he definitely made this game.
Okay, game Monkey King, what you got for me?
On your journey,
you will learn to smite powerful enemies!
Whoa! I want me some of that!
After you complete the tutorials,
you'll learn how to access--
Ugh, this is taking forever!
How do I skip?
Uh, what now...
Defeat each opponent
to work your way up to the final boss,
the Rhino King!
Great! Just as soon as these pop-ups
-stop popping up. -The first of 72 basic combos--
-Skip. - Pay attention to--
-Skip. - Many friends along the--
-Skip, skip, skip. -Uh, maybe some
of those tutorials from Monkey King would be...
-helpful. -Skip.
Oh, they're done. Finally.
Congratulations!
You have now completed the tutorials!
This next adventure is up to you.
Finally! I'm done with the tutorials,
I can actually start playing the game.
An in-game store!
Welcome to the Central Temple!
Here, wise teachers grant blessings and new abilities!
Ho-ho! Now, that sounds like something me would likey!
And enter.
This is the path to enlightenment, young one.
Perhaps a blessing for your journey?
Whoa!
This has all of Monkey King's moves!
"Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault"
Hey, these are all passive abilities!
This is more like it!
Wukong's flaming fist of fury!
This is perfect!
With a move like this... yeah!
This must have been
what Monkey King wanted me to find!
Deals massive damage
while also leaving your defenses wide open.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. it's fine.
I'll just bust them up first!
Okay, let's do this thing!
Upgrade unlocked!
Oh, cool!
Oh, no!
Zhu Ganglie has pignapped the Chief's daughter!
Someone has to stop him!
With my legendary nine-toothed rake,
nobody can stop me!
Okay! Get ready to meet your maker, Zhu Ganglie!
Here... comes...
Wukong's flaming fist of fury!
Hey, you think, Zhu Ganglie kinda looks like--
Tang! I know!
I thought the exact same thing!
Ah... Right.
Nice one!
But, remember, not every opponent
can be beaten with brute strength!
Wanna learn a counter-attack?
I think this move worked pretty well.
Thanks, but no thanks!
A'ight! Who's next?
You shall not pass!
The only way to cross Flowing Sand River
is by defeating Sha Wujing.
His spear attacks are deadly,
but leave him open to counter-attacks.
Hmm, I could learn a counter-attack,
or... I could Wukong's flaming fist of fury!
This move is amazing!
Why would they even let you unlock it so early,
it kinda makes the rest of the game redundant.
All right!
Final uber boss, Rhino King!
I'm coming for you!
Final boss! Let's go!
Who dares challenge the Rhino King?
I will pulverize you to dust!
Three. Two. One. Fight!
Bring it! Wukong flaming fist of fury!
Rhino King head butt of hatred!
What? That's impossible!
My Wukong Flaming Fist of Fury did nothing!
It must have been a bug in the game.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Remember, not every opponent
can be beaten with brute strength!
Wanna learn a counter-attack?
Skip! Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip!
-Fight! -I got this!
This is ridiculous!
The Wukong Flaming Fist of Fury
is the strongest move in the game.
But how am I supposed to use it?
If that Rhino Demon keeps beating the snot out of me
before I can execute it!
Okay, this looks like a good place to stop.
You have been playing for 32 straight hours.
Stop? Now?
Never!
I just have to try harder.
It's just like Monkey King said.
I just need to get stronger!
Except he never said that.
He said, "The wise warrior leads the enemy
into their own destruction."
Yeah, maybe what he's saying is...
the strongest move isn't always the rightest move?
Then what is the rightest move?
Remember, not every opponent
can be beaten with brute strength!
Do you want to learn a counter-attack?
"The wise warrior
leads their enemy into their own destruction."
Hold on! Go with me here!
I think I got something!
Maybe I need to use
the Rhino King's own strength against him!
Hey, yeah.
Almost like The Tutorial King
was trying to tell you this the whole time.
Sometimes, using your enemies strength
against them is the strongest move of all!
This will leave them open for a counter-attack!
Ready to give it a go?
Let's redo this!
Who dares challenge the Rhino King?
I will pulverize you to dust!
Three. Two. One. Fight!
Rhino king Head Butt of Hatred!
Wukong's 108,000 Li Somersault!
-Now, MK! - Go get him!
Wukong...
-flaming fist...
...of fury.
No!
So, did you learn what you needed to?
Yeah, that and then some!
You were right, Sandy,
sometimes the strongest move isn't always the bestest.
It's the bestest at blowing holes
through stuff, though.