1 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,733 ["Stand Up" playing] 2 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,735 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ Yeah ♪ 4 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Yeah ♪ 5 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:35,160 ♪ Oh, will the real nigga Please stand up? ♪ 6 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,870 [Tanya] Thank you. Okay. 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,914 ♪ And all the fake sit down ♪ 8 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,626 [Ethan] Tanya, this outfit is fire. 9 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,504 -[song concludes] -[Tanya] Oh, I love this for you. 10 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,798 But you gotta crop it, like, right there, though. 11 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,092 -Oh… oh, I see it. That was it. -[speaks indistinctly] 12 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,510 -That was it. That was it. -[Gaby] Yeah. 13 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:57,099 Oh, my God. We are about to look muy bonita chileando in España. 14 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,475 -[Ethan] Mm-mm. No, girl. -[laughs] 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,979 My bad. But we are about to tear Spain up, okay? 16 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,689 Beaches, tapas. 17 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,066 [all] Spanish boys! 18 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,150 [all chuckle] 19 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,318 Ah, you're gonna love Valencia. 20 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,445 -The camp we're working at is bomb. -[cell phone chimes] 21 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,324 Oh, hell no. It's my mom. 22 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:16,743 "Pick up your brother and come home ASAP." 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,912 You know what? The dopest thing about Spain 24 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,790 is that I'm 7,000 miles away from my dumb family. 25 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:24,710 My brother's in prison. I'd give anything to have an extra moment with him. 26 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,919 Ooh, cute. 27 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:29,047 "They're your kids, not mine." 28 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:30,215 [cell phone beeps] 29 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,426 Did you just send that to your Black mom? 30 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,429 Girl, that was a death wish. 31 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,513 ["Tally" playing] 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,391 ♪ I met this girl down in Tally She said she flew in from Cali ♪ 33 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:43,186 ♪ Not LA, though, she live in the Valley Four rings on my hand, look like an Audi ♪ 34 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,439 ♪ Might do a show in NC ♪ 35 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,691 ♪ And say, "Fuck it" And pop out in Raleigh… ♪ 36 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,239 [song concludes] 37 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:57,075 [clicks tongue] Come on, fam. I was trying to hear the rest of the song. 38 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,827 That's why God invented Spotify. 39 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,245 [whimsical music playing] 40 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,956 Oh, yeah. Mom was right about you. 41 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,125 What'd you say? 42 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,085 Don't be mad 'cause she tell me stuff she don't tell you. 43 00:02:07,185 --> 00:02:08,545 [Tanya] Oh, I'm not doing this with you today. 44 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,922 I was out shopping with my friends and I had to come pick you up. 45 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,118 -[Kenny] Then go talk to your mother. -[Tanya] I'm talking to you about it. 46 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,393 [Kenny] Look, I just got home, okay? Can you get out of my face? 47 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:17,012 -[Tanya] Shut up. -[Kenny] I'm just playing. Damn. 48 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,389 -[Tanya] I'm not giving you rides anymore. -[Kenny] Can I just get in my room? 49 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,224 -You're always talking shit. -[Tanya] You're ruining my day. 50 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,601 -[Kenny] Damn, Melissa. -[gunshots over TV] 51 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,937 If girls could be incels, that's your future. Go outside. 52 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,649 Do you only consume dark media? 53 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,945 Reality is darkness, Tanya. You avoid it. I run toward it. 54 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,740 -[Zack] Tanya? -Zack, we talked about this. 55 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,659 Don't sneak up on people. It's creepy. 56 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,411 I wanted to say hi, but I didn't want to interrupt you. 57 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,538 Hey, where were you this morning? 58 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,166 I've been seeing the same murder of crows lately. 59 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,002 Did you know a group of crows is called "a murder"? 60 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,463 -Dope. -I fed them and followed them around. 61 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,256 I ended up in Winnetka. 62 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,842 They had some beef with another murder, but I squashed it. 63 00:02:56,385 --> 00:03:00,430 Did you know crows can recognize faces? That means I've made friends for life. 64 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,973 That's really cool, Zack. 65 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,975 But maybe next time, don't go so far though? 66 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,813 -Oh, Mom, I brought home your son. -[overlapping chatter] 67 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,898 -[Melissa] What's for dinner? -[Zack] Can you give me an allowance? 68 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,109 -Can we eat spaghetti today? -I need an allowance. 69 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,028 -I used all my money on food for my crows. -[overlapping chatter] 70 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,155 -I need more money! -[overlapping chatter] 71 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,241 -No, I actually have to go to Spain. -[door slamming] 72 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,619 -[mom screaming] -[music concludes] 73 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,704 Mom? 74 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,665 [gunshots over TV] 75 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:33,630 Kenny, can you not be a degenerate for, like, five minutes? 76 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,633 -Why? What's popping in five minutes? -Mom had a nervous breakdown. 77 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,635 Girl, Black folks don't have those. 78 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,222 They do when the boss's mediocre white son gets a promotion over them. 79 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,516 You could have done a more comprehensive report 80 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:48,228 in half the time if you just used Canva. 81 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:49,938 -[all gasp] -Whoa. 82 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,608 Was that comprehensive enough? Dickless-- 83 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,777 And now she has to go to Thailand 84 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,739 to an immersive two-month yoga meditation retreat. 85 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:02,200 Yo, so we finna have the whole house to ourself? 86 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,910 What is wrong with you? 87 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,456 I can't go to Spain. Mom needs the money for her retreat. 88 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,957 My summer's ruined. 89 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,169 Why your Black girl tragedy gotta crush my Black boy joy? 90 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,755 [whimsical music playing] 91 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,176 I was up all night and found stuff online to heal you. 92 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:24,181 Good, cheap, local stuff, like CBD oil and massages and-- 93 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,766 Oh, you can pet rescue dogs. 94 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,809 The doctor said to avoid stress at all times. 95 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,021 If you keep this up, I swear to God, I'ma slap you to Spain. 96 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,190 Zack, come say goodbye. 97 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,608 -[Tanya] Oh, my God. -[mom] Zack! 98 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,443 -What are you tripping for? -[mom] Where are you? 99 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,029 We got no supervision for months. We finna live like white kids. 100 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,073 -We're throwing a party tonight. -Tonight? That is not enough time. 101 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,201 -Day of. Keep the crowd small. -[mom speaking indistinctly] 102 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,368 You just don't know shit. 103 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,663 Ooh, and make sure you invite Gaby, 'cause you know she thick as fuck. 104 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,958 [mom] You know I need you to help me tie my shoes before I get on this plane. 105 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,293 What are you doing? 106 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,550 Where are you, Zack? 107 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,096 Come here, boy. I'm gonna miss you. 108 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,808 [Zack] I want you to have a good trip. 109 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,937 And don't worry, we'll deal with these abandonment issues later in life. 110 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,730 Oh, you're not being abandoned. 111 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,440 [doorbell dinging] 112 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,739 [Ms. Sturak] Hello. What a pretty young lady. 113 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,741 Look, it's great that you've witnessed Jehovah or whatever, 114 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,535 -but now's a bad time. -[Ms. Sturak chuckles] Oh, no, dear. 115 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:30,288 I'm Ms. Sturak, the babysitter. 116 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,583 -[dramatic musical sting] -[Ms. Sturak] Uh, you can call me ADT. 117 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,921 I'll be helping to keep you safe all summer. [laughs] 118 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,506 Oh, hell no. 119 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,218 [mom] The bills are on auto-pay, 120 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,053 and this should take care of food and stuff. 121 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:48,682 We're so blessed that you can do this for us at such short notice. 122 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,560 [Ms. Sturak] Well, I could tell from your Facebook post, 123 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:54,437 you're a good woman who just needed a hand. 124 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,481 [mom] Oh, my co-worker said 125 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,358 -you were such a sweetheart. -[Ms. Sturak chuckling] 126 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,526 [mom] Thank you. 127 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,531 A babysitter is a huge waste of money. I can handle it here. 128 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,325 You always say I need to act like an adult. Give me a chance to. 129 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,911 -I mean, I drive those damn kids around. -"Those damn kids"? 130 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:13,081 You mean your brothers and sister that you drive around in my car? 131 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:16,459 What else? What else is on your long list of adult behavior? 132 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,629 When's the last time you paid a bill, cooked a meal, 133 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,715 cleaned the house without being told to? 134 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,301 Hell, did anything without being told to? 135 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,678 You don't have a clue what to do with your life, 136 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,263 and you never had a job. 137 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,308 And you barely got into Howard, even with my hookup. 138 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,809 Can you not read me for filth? 139 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,021 I need a break. 140 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:38,231 Otherwise, you're gonna lose another parent. 141 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,566 Jesus, Mom. 142 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,568 Give me a hug. 143 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,280 Hug me, girl. 144 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,119 Thank you, Ms. Sturak! Love you, kids. 145 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,871 -[kids] Love you, Mom. -[Ms. Sturak] Love you too. 146 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,039 Bye. 147 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,207 [mom] And, Kenny, no vaping in the house! 148 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,375 [Kenny] Hmm. 149 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,712 -[mom] Hurry up. Get me out of here. -[engine revs] 150 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,966 Well, there goes my summer. Bye, summer. 151 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,933 -[gunshot] -[crows cawing] 152 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,517 Dude, what the shit? 153 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,355 I watch Madea movies. 154 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,483 I know how to discipline you little N-words. 155 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,862 Oh. Do you think that it's less racist if you don't say the actual word? 156 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,280 And why are you strapped? 157 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,617 Oh, relax. It's just a starter pistol. 158 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,826 -[sneezes] -[gunshot] 159 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,203 ["Knock Me A Kiss" playing] 160 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,789 Where's my room? Get my bag! 161 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,709 You get that. [laughs] 162 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,878 Zack, come on. 163 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,631 [Ms. Sturak] Violate my rules at your own peril. 164 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,425 -[TV powers down] -No more of this garbage. 165 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,677 Run a mile. 166 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,222 You'll never get a man with that couch-dimpled derriere. 167 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,600 ♪ But baby, if you insist… ♪ 168 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,520 Where do you think you're going? 169 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,940 No Irish goodbyes. A foul people. 170 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,651 ♪ Baby, c'mon, knock me a kiss… ♪ 171 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,153 [both laugh] 172 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,697 ♪ I hope to die… ♪ 173 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,658 You got a week to get that crap out of your system. 174 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,743 After that, I'll tell the cops 175 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,663 you roughed me up in a fit of reefer madness. 176 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,042 Makeup is for geisha whores. 177 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,628 [sneezes] 178 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:29,968 Well, don't you look precious? You know what's not so precious? 179 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,303 Anal warts. 180 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,848 [laughs] 181 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,684 -♪ Knock me a kiss ♪ -[song concludes] 182 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,061 -Please, no more. -I'ma catch a case off her old ass. 183 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,148 -[Zack] What's wrong with you? -You ever seen a ten-minute STI slideshow? 184 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:46,026 -What's an STI? -Do something, bro. 185 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,695 She's only here because you suck so bad at life 186 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,071 that Mom didn't trust you to watch us. 187 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,657 Or she thought you'd get so stoned that you'd burn the house down. 188 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,783 I think it's both. 189 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:54,784 [Kenny] Whatever! 190 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,746 How are we gonna have this party while she here? 191 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,915 [whimsical music playing] 192 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,667 -[fire crackling] -[Tanya clears throat] 193 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,837 So sorry for how we behaved. Our mom didn't tell us we had a sitter. 194 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,090 -Looking at you, I can tell why she-- -Why she wanted to surprise us. 195 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:13,053 Surprises are for kids' parties and the Japanese. 196 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,639 Right. Well, I know you said no guests, 197 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,350 but we had already invited our church friends for Bible study, 198 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,145 and, you know, we can't cancel on Jesus. 199 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:27,984 You better not wake me up. I get very grumpy when I get woken up. 200 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,235 More grumpy? 201 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,781 -[Mrs. Sturak sneezes] -Would you like an allergy pill? 202 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,034 Sure. And a whiskey neat. 203 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,286 Okay. 204 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,623 Oh, and you might hear music, but it's Christian hip-hop. 205 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:45,585 -Deejay Cardinal Spin. -Hip-hop ruined the Blacks. 206 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,629 ["Tally" playing] 207 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,548 ♪ I met this girl down in Tally She said she flew in from Cali ♪ 208 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,425 ♪ Not LA, though, she live in the Valley ♪ 209 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,803 ♪ Four rings on my hand Look like an Audi ♪ 210 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,471 -♪ Might do a show in NC ♪ -[crowd cheering] 211 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,389 ♪ And say, "Fuck it" And pop out in Raleigh ♪ 212 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,475 ♪ I can't fuck with that bitch She a lame ♪ 213 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:04,395 ♪ She be talkin' too much, she too rowdy But she still in my phone in my texts ♪ 214 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:08,191 ♪ Tryna drag her fingers on my neck She wanna get intimate, flesh to flesh ♪ 215 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,610 ♪ Yeah, she crazy, but not like the rest ♪ 216 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,489 -I thought we said five people each. -[indistinct chatter] 217 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,908 I guess everybody invited five too. [chuckles] 218 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,203 Nah, this is way too much. Come on, I think we should stop. 219 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,122 Ain't Shelli and Dawanna going to Howard too? 220 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,332 Go make friends. 221 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,043 You don't wanna be no simp at college too, do you? 222 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,129 Bye! 223 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,132 Excuse me. Move! 224 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,551 -Shit is litty. -I told you. 225 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,594 Sorry his mom died, though. 226 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,390 -His mom didn't die, dummy. What? -Oh, I was half listening. 227 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,684 -Amp that loud pack. -[laughs] 228 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,644 [crowd cheering] 229 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,772 Hey, Shelli. Hey, Dawanna. [chuckles] 230 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:52,527 Oh, Shelli, uh-- Hey. Tanya. 231 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:58,032 Tanya Crandell? From school? And from this house? 232 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,827 This is my house. Uh… [clears throat] 233 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,998 Um, y'all are going to Howard, right? Me too. [chuckles] 234 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,709 It'd be nice to have some Cali girls there, you know. 235 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,960 Westside. 236 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,629 Oh. 237 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,800 We was-- We was having a whole conversation. That's fine. 238 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,095 That's… 239 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,725 Oh. That was hard to watch, mama. 240 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,852 -Yeah, you wanna come sit? Come sit. -Come here. 241 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,228 -'Cause they need to watch it. -Girl, yeah. 242 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,605 Do you want a drink? We got you. 243 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,772 -[Rock] Listen up. -A little bit. 244 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,610 I want to thank everybody for coming to my brother Kenny's party. 245 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,987 -And I just wanna remind y'all… -It's my house too. It's our house. 246 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,699 …if you ain't twerking, it ain't working. Deejay, drop the music! 247 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:41,409 [crowd cheering] 248 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,286 ["Back That Azz Up" playing] 249 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,045 ♪ Girl, you working with some back Yeah, you're bad, yeah ♪ 250 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,464 ♪ Make a nigga spend his cash Yeah, his last, yeah ♪ 251 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,091 ♪ Hoes frown when you pass Yeah, they mad, yeah ♪ 252 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,510 ♪ You gon' ride in the Jag Yeah, with that ass ♪ 253 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,930 ♪ You could smoke or buy a bag Yeah, of grass, yeah ♪ 254 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,515 ♪ Got money I can flash Yeah, and trash, yeah ♪ 255 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,976 -♪ I'm a Big Tymer nigga… ♪ -[song fades] 256 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,604 -[soft dramatic music playing] -[inaudible chatter] 257 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,658 [indistinct chatter] 258 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:34,003 [music intensifies] 259 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,257 Ah! 260 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:44,722 [moans] 261 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,769 -[music concludes] -[hip-hop music playing over speakers] 262 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,104 -[music stops abruptly] -[knocking on door] 263 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,897 [birds chirping] 264 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,568 Good morning, Mrs. Sturak. 265 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,698 I just wanna make sure you slept through the par-- Bible study. 266 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,618 The part of Bible study that got a little loud… [inhales] 267 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:06,869 …with praise. 268 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,706 Ms. Sturak? 269 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,917 Ms. Sturak? 270 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,713 Ms. Sturak? 271 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,551 Oh. Ms. Sturak? 272 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,638 Ms. Sturak, wake up. Mrs. Sturak-- Oh, wait. Whoa. 273 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,473 [grunts] Ah! 274 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:31,394 [splutters] Help! Kenny! 275 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,605 Sweet! My first dead body. 276 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,774 [Tanya] I'd say she'd be missed, but I doubt it. 277 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,443 -I'm for sure going to juvie. -[keypad beeping] 278 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,361 Hold on, wait, they gonna try to charge me as an adult. 279 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,196 Yo, we gotta pack up. We need to go to Mexico. 280 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,489 [dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency? 281 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,451 -We can definitely not call the cops. -[Kenny] Hell no. 282 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,996 We got a dead white woman in our house. They lynch people for much less. 283 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,707 That feels dishonest. Let's call Mom, see what she thinks. 284 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,917 -[Tanya] Mm-mm. -[scoffs] Wrong again, little man. 285 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,087 The second we tell Mom, she's gonna be on the first thing smoking. 286 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,756 -And we cannot let that happen. -Right. 287 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,549 Because then we can't throw parties like we did-- 288 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,677 No, because she's not on vacation. She had a nervous breakdown. 289 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,055 Leaving that place too soon could really mess her up. 290 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,267 -This is why I really miss Dad. -This is why? Really? 291 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,064 Zack, are you okay? 292 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,858 Yeah. I'm just not used to being wrong. 293 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,985 Kenny, how do you deal with it so often? 294 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,071 I just need some time to think. 295 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,031 Your time to think is her time to stink. 296 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,824 We need to put her in the fridge to slow decay. 297 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,451 Not the freezer. That could cause tissue damage. 298 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,744 Shows premeditation. 299 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,413 [whimsical music playing] 300 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,335 -Watch out. Watch out! -Dang it. 301 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,545 -Guys, stop pushing me. -She's slipping! 302 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,838 -Y'all about to make me… -This way! 303 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:41,923 …hit her head on the wall. 304 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,383 -Oh, my God. -Zack! 305 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,801 [all] Oh! 306 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,552 [gasps] 307 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,976 [all grunt] 308 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,520 -[Zack] She's heavy. -[Kenny] Come on. 309 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,023 -[screams] -[laughs] 310 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,608 -[Melissa] Dude, go. Go! -[Tanya screaming] 311 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,533 Well? 312 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,327 Shall we? 313 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,205 -[Tanya] I'll get her. -[Kenny] I got it, I got it, I got it. 314 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,959 [Zack] Push her back. Push her-- 315 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,585 -[Tanya] On the other side. -[Zack] Yeah, yeah. 316 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:23,256 -Lift up and over. There you go. Yeah. -[overlapping chatter] 317 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,715 [grunts] 318 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,344 -[music concludes] -[sighs] I need some air. 319 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,938 -[soft tense music playing] -[indistinct chatter over radio] 320 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,029 [cop] We had a 911 hang-up from here. 321 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,491 -[Tanya] Oh, that was my brother. He-- -Our mistake, Officer. 322 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,453 You… you know how kids are these days, all cell phone. 323 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,372 He just didn't realize it still dials even if you don't hit "call." 324 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,417 -[cop] You all live here? -[Kenny] All our lives. 325 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,669 Along with our mom. She's not here. She's-- 326 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,172 Out on a very deserving spa day. 327 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,715 [cop] You sure? 328 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,844 [Kenny] Oh. Sorry, Officer. I really can't invite you in. 329 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,429 Strict house rules. 330 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,724 You work at the sheriff's department, right? 331 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,019 I used to play lacrosse with a kid whose dad works there. 332 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,355 His name's, um, Harry… 333 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,441 Sarkissian. 334 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,151 He's the sheriff. 335 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,779 -[Kenny] Wha-- What? He got elected? -[indistinct chatter over radio] 336 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,824 [Kenny] Couldn't have happened to a more hardworking, nice guy. 337 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,743 I mean, just salt of the earth. 338 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,661 Tell him I said hi. 339 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,955 [indistinct chatter over radio] 340 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,081 [sniffs] 341 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,336 Be careful, kids. Okay, a phone's not a toy. 342 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,213 [indistinct chatter over radio] 343 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,548 [garage door closing] 344 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,352 [body thuds] 345 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,396 [sighs] 346 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,941 -[Melissa] Amazeballs! -[Zack] Nice work. How'd you do that? 347 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,651 You actually saved our asses. [laughs] 348 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,444 [Kenny] The hell are y'all celebrating for? 349 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,321 That shit was humiliating. 350 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115 How many niggas you know lucky enough to know the sheriff's son? 351 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,325 What was you thinking? 352 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,577 You out here, just walking up to him, not calling him "officer"? 353 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,080 Man was ready to pop off. He ain't even believe we lived here. 354 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,874 -All right, I'm sorry. I screwed up. -[sighs] 355 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,294 -[Zack] We still have a dead lady here. -[Kenny] Okay, bet. 356 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,922 Middle of the night, we drop her off at the funeral home with a note. 357 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,674 It's not 1991. [scoffs] 358 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,884 There are cameras everywhere. Use your head. 359 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,886 -[dramatic musical sting] -Of course. 360 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:38,140 Why didn't I think of this already? Murderous Mama, season four, episode 12. 361 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,101 Guys! 362 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,395 [dramatic music playing] 363 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,564 [Melissa] The "Three Cheers for Death" episode. 364 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,693 We take her to a remote area, 365 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,321 we inject, like, a gallon of liquor into her. 366 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,533 [engine revs] 367 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,909 [Melissa] We strap her into her car, 368 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,370 then drive it into a tree. 369 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:05,251 Police see a drunk old biddy who lost control of her car and ate bark. 370 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,128 Case closed. 371 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,048 Oh, shit. 372 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,847 [both pant] 373 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,607 -[music concludes] -[Tanya pants] 374 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,567 Hmm. Even better. 375 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,111 Let's go. 376 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,240 Let's never piss her off. 377 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,117 Yeah, she a savage. 378 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,037 ["Be Thankful for What You Got" playing] 379 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,618 ♪ Though you may not drive ♪ 380 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,372 ♪ A great big Cadillac ♪ 381 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,295 ♪ Gangsta whitewalls ♪ 382 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,508 ♪ TV antennas in the back ♪ 383 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,223 ♪ You may not have ♪ 384 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,060 ♪ A car at all ♪ 385 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:54,235 ♪ But remember, brothers and sisters ♪ 386 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,489 ♪ You can still stand tall ♪ 387 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,076 ♪ Just be thankful ♪ 388 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,831 ♪ For what you've got ♪ 389 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,919 ♪ Diamond in the back, sunroof top ♪ 390 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,338 ♪ Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean ♪ 391 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,508 ♪ Wooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 392 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,845 ♪ Diamond in the back ♪ 393 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,179 ♪ Sunroof top ♪ 394 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,557 ♪ Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean ♪ 395 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,892 ♪ Wooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 396 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,918 ♪ Diamond in the back, sunroof top ♪ 397 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,171 ♪ Diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean ♪ 398 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,965 ♪ Wooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 399 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,844 ♪ Diamond in the back ♪ 400 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,555 -[song stops abruptly] -[birds chirping] 401 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,690 [Tanya yawns] 402 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,944 -We're hungry. -[Tanya sighs] 403 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,155 Well, you're in the right room. 404 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,700 [Zack] Your dumb friends ate all our food, so you need to go food shopping. 405 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,245 Use the money Mom gave Ms. Sturak. It's in an envelope in her purse. 406 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,832 No woman puts her purse in the back seat. 407 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,293 -They're gonna know something's up. -Paramedics don't know shit. 408 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,715 [Tanya] No! It's not here. Are you guys finding anything? 409 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,301 -[overlapping chatter] -[Zack] We're never gonna find the money. 410 00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:44,678 -Where is it? -Why are y'all going through Mom's-- Oh! 411 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,473 There's some real funky energy in this room. What are y'all doing? 412 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,809 Ms. Sturak had our food money with her when you got rid of her. 413 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,852 -Okay, so who the best swimmer? -Out of the question. 414 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,395 -We're gonna starve to death. -[Zack] Calm down. 415 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,939 How much do you guys have in your savings? 416 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,607 -[Tanya] Our what? -Our what now? 417 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,360 -Okay, so you gotta get a job. -Why can't you get one? 418 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,986 -What you-- No, I-- -[speaks indistinctly] 419 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,697 Men do earn 18 more cents on the dollar. That adds up. 420 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,199 Nobody's gonna hire him with that grill. 421 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,992 Okay, so then let's spin for it. 422 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,829 [dramatic music playing] 423 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,675 Yes! 424 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,552 -Grill stays. Fight me. -What? 425 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,179 It's best that you do it, Tanya. 426 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,307 -You know how Kenny is with authority. -[Melissa] And reliability. 427 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,851 -And with English. -And English. 428 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,352 Okay. [chuckles] 429 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,146 You need an easy job that pays quick. 430 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,399 I guess I could drive a Road Bro. 431 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,317 -Nah, you got to be 25 for that. -[grunts] 432 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,944 No one's gonna believe you're 25. 433 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,530 They will with this bomb-ass fake ID I make her. 434 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,366 Teenage girl driving for Road Bro. 435 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,994 [chuckles] Guess I'm about to see my second dead body. 436 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,370 What a week. 437 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,832 This is gonna suck, isn't it? 438 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,125 ["Meet Yo Mama" playing] 439 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,752 ♪ Don't wanna meet yo mama Don't wanna meet yo granny ♪ 440 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,045 ♪ Just show me where to come ♪ 441 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,465 ♪ I told dat li'l bitch, nope Don't wanna meet yo mama… ♪ 442 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:05,926 [Bryan] Hey. 443 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,678 -Hey. Bryan, right? -[cell phone chimes] 444 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,179 -Malibu round tri… -[car door closing] 445 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,806 Yep. That's, uh-- That's me. 446 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,017 [sighs] 447 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,689 -Everything cool? -[chuckles] Yeah. Your face. 448 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,567 [sighs] I didn't see that you were-- 449 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,861 I didn't see that, uh… 450 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,697 You had a mask on in your profile picture, so… 451 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,909 [Bryan] Oh, yeah. I should change that. Grim reminder of COVID times. I get it. 452 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,661 Recognize me now? 453 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,538 [perky music playing over radio] 454 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:36,540 [Bryan] Oh, my-- Absolutely not. 455 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,918 -What? -The best beaches in Southern California 456 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,502 -are in Orange County. -I mean, yeah. 457 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,838 [both] You just gotta deal with the Orange County people. 458 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,839 Wow. 459 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,426 Man, I'm gonna miss it here. 460 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,429 [Tanya] Where are you going? 461 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,723 Uh, Syracuse. I start school there in the fall. 462 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,059 [scoffs] Is the dorm there just a giant igloo? 463 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,686 Yeah, we actually just walk right Inuit. 464 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:02,107 [snickers] That was terrible. 465 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,525 Oh. Tell that to your smile. 466 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,112 Anyway, Syracuse has one of the best architecture programs in the country, 467 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,282 and I'm gonna need it because I want to create mass producible, 468 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,327 environmentally sustainable, good quality homes cheaply 469 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,371 to solve the homelessness crisis. 470 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,332 Wow. What an asshole. 471 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:21,001 [perky music playing] 472 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,171 You'll still be here when I get back, right? 473 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,715 Even for an asshole like me? 474 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,301 [Tanya] Fifty-fifty chance. 475 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,479 Oh, God. Ow! 476 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:49,488 Oh. 477 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,992 Why would you even stink? 478 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:57,705 Okay. 479 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,419 Okay-- [coughs] 480 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,256 [Bryan] Front seat's cool, right? 481 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:10,509 I feel like we're past the chauffeur stage. 482 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,345 Cool. 483 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,431 Cool. 484 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,225 -Cool. -[engine revs] 485 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,147 [Tanya] So… 486 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,108 music? 487 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,027 -["What Kinda" playing] -♪ Have you ever been to London? ♪ 488 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,279 ♪ Don't you hate an old trickin' ass? ♪ 489 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,364 ♪ Talking 'bout he in the kitchen ass ♪ 490 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,490 ♪ Get a bag, nigga ♪ 491 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,409 ♪ Why you out here With your leechin' ass? ♪ 492 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,327 -♪ Reachin' ass nigga in my DMs ♪ -Uh! 493 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,495 -♪ Tryna eat my ass ♪ -Uh! 494 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:39,913 -♪ Freaky ass nigga ♪ -Uh! 495 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,582 -♪ Ol' peewee ass nigga ♪ -Okay! Okay! 496 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:42,708 ♪ What type of nigga ♪ 497 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:44,460 -♪ Wear his homeboy shit? ♪ -Oh. Okay! 498 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,296 ♪ In his baby mama crib Ridin' his baby mama whip ♪ 499 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,257 ♪ Man, what type of nigga Tell lies on his dick? ♪ 500 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,427 ♪ Always running to the 'Gram Every time he hit a lick ♪ 501 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,137 That's so crazy, you know? 502 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,890 -Like, what type of nigga does that? -What type of nigga? What type of nigga? 503 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,308 -[song concludes] -…and singing skills 504 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,976 -that I just showed you. -[laughs] 505 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,395 -I'm just saying. That's the tip. -It was pretty good. It was pretty good. 506 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:07,441 -Like, that's the tip for the trip. -[Tanya laughing] 507 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,776 Uh… 508 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:20,412 [blows raspberry] So, you five star me, I'll five star you. 509 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,497 Deal. 510 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:22,831 Okay. 511 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,459 [both chuckle] 512 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,127 [inhales deeply] 513 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:32,508 -[sighing] -Oh. Good luck at Syracuse. 514 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,801 -[Bryan] Yeah. -[car door closing] 515 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,385 [Bryan] Good luck at life. 516 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,931 Adios, amigo-- ga. 517 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:40,849 Spanish. 518 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,228 [engine revs] 519 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:47,815 Hey, um, what's… 520 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,483 -Eight-one-eight-- -…your favorite building? 521 00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,943 What? What did you say? 522 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,153 -Favorite building. -You-- Um… 523 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,823 I don't know. The Grove? 524 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,617 No, I mean, like, architecturally. 525 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,160 -What are you feeling? -Huh… 526 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,164 I never really thought about it. 527 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,041 [Bryan] Oh. 528 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,130 Well, see ya. 529 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,305 [sighs] "I don't know. The Grove?" 530 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:24,268 -[upbeat music playing over speakers] -[indistinct chatter] 531 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,981 Dang, you're gonna turn into a Philly cheese steak. 532 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,024 And you're gonna turn into a sad trophy wife. 533 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:33,819 Ah. At least I'll be a wife. 534 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,823 [Kenny groaning softly] 535 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,953 [chuckles] 536 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,373 Jesus. The bill is as much as I made today. 537 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:47,708 Let me see that. 538 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,043 One-twenty? 539 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,046 Stop complaining. What do you go to work for, then? 540 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,424 [cell phone chimes] 541 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:14,526 [Zack] A hundred and twenty dollars a day times four days a week… 542 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,487 -[Tanya] Why only four days? -Know yourself, Tanya. 543 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,115 That's 480 a week. 544 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:27,039 Minus taxes is 336 a week. That's not gonna feed four people. 545 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,709 -Not with Kenny's weed munchies. -[inhales] 546 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,419 [Melissa] You need to get a grown-up job. 547 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:33,962 But I'm not a grown-up. 548 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,631 Not yet. 549 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:39,551 Meet the new and improved Tanya Crandell. You got Insta, Facebook, Twitter, 550 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,929 and I even put some kid pics on something called MySpace. 551 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,139 [chuckles] Now, they'll definitely believe you're 25. 552 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,349 How'd you even do this? 553 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,601 'Cause she a G. Y'all better get into it. [laughs] 554 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,187 Just gotta paste a bunch of bullshit from résumé sites. 555 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,605 And the social stuff was easy. 556 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,982 My girlfriend in Morocco wrote a code that overrides time stamps. 557 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,984 -You have a girlfriend? -Congrats. You're a grown-ass woman. 558 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,946 -And a graduate of Bates College. -Is that a real place? 559 00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,739 Yeah, my boyfriend in Boston wants to go there. 560 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:02,699 Wait. You've a boyfriend and a girlfriend? 561 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,077 Are you, like, a player, or is this like a poly situation? 562 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,120 Your generation and your labels. 563 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,664 I'm pretty sure we're the same generation. 564 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,000 [Zack] Bates is a liberal arts school in Maine. Tiny, but prestigious. 565 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,877 I heard a comedian say you only have to know 566 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,171 a few things about a school to pretend you went there, 567 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,632 so I wrote down a few dorms and pizza places nearby. 568 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:21,260 Okay, I see you. Team Crandell! 569 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:25,847 And I found a job you might like. Some clothing company called Libra. 570 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,891 [scoffs] No, that's not really my style. 571 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:30,727 You know what's not my style? Hunger, bitch. 572 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,063 Go! 573 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,483 [alarm blaring] 574 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,158 ["Fuck I Look Like" playing] 575 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,451 ♪ Yeah ♪ 576 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,289 ♪ What the fuck I look like Lettin' a broke bitch play with me? ♪ 577 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,416 ♪ Or lettin' a lame-ass nigga Lay with me? ♪ 578 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,418 ♪ Fuck I look like Nan bitch paved ways for me ♪ 579 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,503 ♪ But now I'm here Bitches gotta make a way for me ♪ 580 00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,547 ♪ Pop my shit I really be sparin' bitches ♪ 581 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,465 ♪ Postin' me up on the blogs Then comparin' bitches ♪ 582 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,676 ♪ Who the fuck I look like, sound like Stop playin' with me ♪ 583 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,053 ♪ Gave my own style And these motherfuckers ran with it ♪ 584 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,139 ♪ Yeah, I dropped "Now What" And brought a band with me ♪ 585 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,057 ♪ Then signed my deal They was mad at me ♪ 586 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,184 ♪ When they took it down They was callin', harassin' me ♪ 587 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,145 ♪ Tryna tear me down, y'all fans of me ♪ 588 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,022 ♪ I ain't never takin' no Ls That's a no-no ♪ 589 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:16,982 ♪ Gave my own style And these motherfuckers ran with it ♪ 590 00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:18,984 -[song concludes] -[horn honking] 591 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,569 [traffic whizzing] 592 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,074 [elevator bell chimes] 593 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,453 -[indistinct chatter] -[perky music playing] 594 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,516 -[Tanya] Oh, my God! -[music concludes] 595 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,977 [Tanya] I am so sorry. I can help. 596 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,605 Back up. Back up, back up, back up. 597 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:59,649 You do not pat people down like the damn TSA. That is assault. 598 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,526 Can I at least pay for your dry cleaning? 599 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:04,196 -Oh, so now I'm broke? -Oh, no. I am so sorry. 600 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,240 I'm sure your finances are great. I-- [chuckles nervously] 601 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:08,617 Let me start over. 602 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:12,871 -I'm Tanya, and I'm here to meet with HR. -Well, then go meet with HR. 603 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,750 [Caroline] Okay, Dora the Explorer, 604 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,835 go down that hallway and look for the HR office. 605 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,796 Do you know which two letters to look for on the door? 606 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,964 What is going on? Is everything okay? 607 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:26,843 It was until Little Miss Thing here decided to start playing bumper bodies. 608 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:30,680 I spilled coffee on her. But tie-dye is back in, though. 609 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,100 I can get some cranberry juice and make that shirt popping. 610 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:36,561 [sighs] Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, 611 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,940 Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline! 612 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,776 Public berating does not fit with our corporate culture. 613 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,736 I'll pay for your dry cleaning if you stand down. 614 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:48,824 No, no, no. Not necessary, Rose. But thank you for the feedback. 615 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,326 Rose? Rose Lindsey? 616 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:53,745 Unless you're my ex-boyfriend or my ex-boyfriend's wife. 617 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:55,705 You're the boss lady? I'm Tanya. 618 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:58,083 I'm interviewing for the receptionist job. 619 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:00,961 Is that so? 620 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,506 [sighs] I'm sorry about Caroline. 621 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,883 The bug up her ass lives on the stick up her ass, 622 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,052 and her neighbors to the north are the chip on her shoulder. 623 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:11,012 Wow. [chuckles] That's a lot of stuff. 624 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,182 Hmm. You're a Bates College girl, huh? 625 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:18,270 Go Bobcats. Sure do miss Gritty McDuff's Brew Pub. 626 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:21,273 But not as much as Page Hall, the dorm I used to live in. 627 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,276 [inhales] So… 628 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,862 why do you want to work here? 629 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,157 Well, I love the clothes. 630 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:35,579 And I would love to be a part of a brand that means so much to so many people. 631 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,459 I really need a job. [sighs] 632 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:44,004 I've been supporting a few family members who have fallen on hard times, 633 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:46,131 and they're really counting on me. 634 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,426 Plus, you are a super inspiring woman in this industry, 635 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,344 and I feel like I'd learn way more from you 636 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,930 than I ever did at Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, 637 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,265 where I went to college. 638 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,391 [chuckles softly] 639 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:00,729 You know, Caroline was supposed to move up to be my executive assistant. 640 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:05,734 But she just rubs people the wrong way. And you really need this job. 641 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,903 Caroline just thinks she deserves it. 642 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,741 Why don't you wait in the lobby? I'm gonna call your references. 643 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,701 [footsteps receding] 644 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,876 -[sighs] -[instrumental music playing] 645 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,889 [indistinct chatter] 646 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,600 [sighs, blows] 647 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,327 Ah. [clears throat] 648 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,544 -[Caroline] Psst. Psst. Psst. -[breathes shakily] 649 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:08,421 [whispers] Eat shit. 650 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,840 [exhales] 651 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,885 [clears throat] 652 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,764 -Not so fast. -[sighs] 653 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:24,271 No red flags cyberstalking you. And your references absolutely gushed. 654 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,648 Tanya is a shining star. 655 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,067 The day she left was the worst day of my life. 656 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,653 And I saw my parents murdered by a gang of street toughs. 657 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,488 [in Australian accent] She's a real class act. 658 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,240 Hire her post-haste. 659 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:39,077 -[inhales, coughs] -[music concludes] 660 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,747 Excuse me. Whooping cough got me this year. 661 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,207 Nasty thing. 662 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,876 You've worked for some real characters, haven't you? 663 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,170 Guess so. 664 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:52,340 Well, we'll have to take it easy on you. Welcome aboard. 665 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,175 Now, starting salary is 60K. 666 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,554 -[coughs] Sixty K? -I know. It's not great. 667 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,181 But we've all had to tighten our belts in this weird economy. 668 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,810 -Do I get that all at once? -You're hilarious. 669 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,812 -[laughs] I'm hilarious. -[Rose] I got a call with the board. 670 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,480 -Caroline will get you all set up. -Okay. 671 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,402 It's too easy. 672 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,780 -[Kenny] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. -[grunts] 673 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,117 [all cheer, laugh] 674 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,118 Hey, hey, hey, so look. 675 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,244 It's your boy, K Cran, 676 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,580 and we're gonna be dropping dope, dope shit every single week. 677 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,582 -Make sure you follow-- -[Tanya] Yo, Mom already told you 678 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,292 not to skate on her back patio. 679 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,294 But she don't even like you. 680 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,254 -[Jason] Oh, shit. Shit. -[Rock] That was rude. 681 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,173 Well, you know who does like me? 682 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,009 My new boss at the new grown-up job I just got. 683 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,179 I am the executive assistant to the chief executive officer 684 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,348 at Libra Clothing Incorporated. 685 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,892 Wow. That sounds really hard for a smart person. 686 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,143 You're screwed. 687 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,895 -Can he come live with one of y'all? -[cell phone chimes] 688 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,730 -[Kenny] Get out of my face. -[sighs] 689 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,607 -[Kenny] Hey, y'all. Look at this. -[Rock] Yeah. 690 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:53,693 -[Kenny] Oh! [speaking indistinctly] -[cheering over phone] 691 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:55,737 When these videos blow up, 692 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,656 Zack and Melissa can come stay with me at my mansion 693 00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,407 while you stay sucking at your little job. 694 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,743 Ah, I'm gonna kill it. I have to. 695 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:06,414 Otherwise, my hot girl summer is gonna be a not good bummer. 696 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,210 -Hmm. Don't try, all right? Just don't. -[both laugh] 697 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:13,672 Well, maybe while I'm working, y'all could clean up like big boys. 698 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:17,092 [Kenny] What is that job doing to you? You're changing. 699 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,428 That's what you get, fathead. 700 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:25,600 [alarm blaring] 701 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,853 ["Flower" playing] 702 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:32,440 -Bye, guys! Wish me luck. -[Kenny] You 'bout to fail! 703 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,276 [cell phone beeping] 704 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,237 No. [sighs] 705 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,407 ♪ Much work for very little money ♪ 706 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:41,991 [car door beeps] 707 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,036 Oh… oh. Excuse me. 708 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,246 [man groaning] 709 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,039 [gasps] Rose, hi. 710 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,543 I am so sorry I'm late. I can't believe I'm late on my first day. 711 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,211 I took the same route I took for my interview, 712 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,171 -but it took twice as long. -Tanya. 713 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,632 I've lived in LA for 30 years. 714 00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,135 I know how traffic works. Don't let it happen again. 715 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,594 [perky music playing] 716 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,556 All right. Got that out of the way. Back to Cool Rose. 717 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,224 Drop your things. I'm gonna show you around. 718 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,857 As you know, Libra has been one of the most popular young women's brands 719 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,693 for half a century. Do you know why they chose the name Libra? 720 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:20,071 "Clothes that balance the scales between pretty and practical." 721 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,323 -That sounds so '50s. -Exactly. 722 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:25,869 Monochromatic is pretty big this season, which is good because that's kind of all 723 00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,287 -we do around here. -[speaks indistinctly] 724 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,122 Ooh. Hate. Love. 725 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:30,957 -Good to move into production. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 726 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,751 Okay, so here's how it works. 727 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,587 Each season, I meet with a design team to vet their pitches. 728 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,132 Then I coordinate between them and the manufacturing overseas. 729 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,050 -[camera shutter clicking] -Rose. Rose. 730 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:45,555 Um… [chuckles] I just got word that our winter line will be delayed. 731 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:51,352 Manufacturing facility staff shortage. Another rash of employee suicides. 732 00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,271 [Rose] I thought we put out those jumper nets? 733 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,898 [Frankie] Oh, no. These were hangers. 734 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,568 Remind me to update our employee waiver to include hanging. 735 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,488 Frankie, this is Tanya, my new executive assistant. 736 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:02,739 She'll be your boss someday. 737 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,491 [Frankie] If she doesn't hang herself first. 738 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:06,117 [laughs] 739 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,412 Once manufacturing assembles that season's line, 740 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:10,955 it gets moved over to shipping. 741 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:14,042 At the same time, the marketing team pitches me their ad campaigns. 742 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,377 Then we shoot the look-books, send them to the influencers, 743 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:17,921 and wait for the orders to pour in. 744 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,382 All while keeping those geriatric, bean-counting board of directors happy. 745 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,676 And you'll be my consigliere through all of it. 746 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,347 Consigliere. That sounds important and scary. 747 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:31,643 Now, my time is very valuable to me, so I need you to be my gatekeeper. 748 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,437 And make friends with the other department heads' executive assistants. 749 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:36,731 Give me a heads-up if there's any trouble on the horizon. 750 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,566 I hate surprises. 751 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:42,153 Gotcha. Consigliere, gatekeeper, spy. 752 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,155 [Rose] I knew I liked you. 753 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,158 -This is the QED report. -[dramatic musical sting] 754 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,119 Around here, it's like the Bible, except it's full of facts. 755 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,372 Finish these before I meet with the board biweekly. 756 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,123 You've used CLUTUS before, right? 757 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,543 Of course you have. Everyone in the industry has. 758 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:58,711 IT will get you all logged in and sorted out. 759 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,381 Oh, and the most important thing. 760 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:04,175 If we're not alone and I ask you for something, 761 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:07,262 you just say, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." 762 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,681 I'm right on top of that, Rose. 763 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,599 [Rose] They never expect women to be chill. 764 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,934 It really fries their circuits. 765 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:16,020 I got a good feeling about you. Bring it in, sis. 766 00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:23,027 Whoa! A-frame hugs only. I didn't spend three hours 767 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,154 in that sexual harassment course for nothing. 768 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,289 [Melissa groans] 769 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,708 We don't even have ice cream to eat. 770 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,128 You guys are up early. 771 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,257 My stomach growling woke me up. I made a pickle sandwich. 772 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:49,512 And I made a breakfast pizza with ketchup, American cheese, and bread. 773 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:50,805 I don't recommend it. 774 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,348 Oh, look at this house that you live in. 775 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,184 You each have your own rooms. Food insecurity is temporary. 776 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,228 This is the norm for some people. Yeah. 777 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:00,648 [cell phone chimes] 778 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,194 Thanks for checking our privilege. 779 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,698 And the crows are coming over later. Wanna meet them after work? 780 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,118 I'm good. Don't bring them in the house, though. 781 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,871 They'll make less of a mess than your friends. 782 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:15,997 I-- You-- 783 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:20,877 [cell phone chimes] 784 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,674 -[cell phone chimes] -[laughs] 785 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,510 [fly buzzing] 786 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,181 [sighs] 787 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:38,853 [whimsical music playing] 788 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:43,816 -[Tanya] Kenny. Kenny! -Man, leave me alone. 789 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,903 -[Tanya] I need you to go find food. -Then give me the money, 790 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,696 -and I'll go find food. -I don't have money yet. 791 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,406 -I need you to be resourceful. -[clicks tongue] 792 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,158 And can you please clean up the house? 793 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,494 You're home all day, and the house is still a disaster area. 794 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,372 You know, I feel bad for whatever clown you trick into marrying you. 795 00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,290 I don't have to trick somebody into-- 796 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:04,671 I am not doing this with you, okay? Help out somehow, anyhow. 797 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:08,007 Mow a lawn. Vacuum a floor. Do a goddamn dish, man! 798 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,761 [dramatic music playing] 799 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,888 Whoo! 800 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,058 [music concludes] 801 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,102 Dishes are done, man! 802 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,603 Your mama gonna whup that ass 803 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,188 -for breaking her dishes. -Ah. 804 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:23,731 [dish smashing] 805 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,441 Well, he broke that one. 806 00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:26,901 [Bruce] He had, like, the worst breath. 807 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,778 -I couldn't get past it. -Welcome back, Bruce. 808 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,989 -How was Fire Island? -Fire. [chuckles] 809 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,865 -No follow-up questions, please. -[Caroline chuckles] 810 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,826 -[Rose] Love! -[cell phone ringing] 811 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:38,329 [yawns] Is… is that your boyfriend? 812 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,500 Ew, no, that's my brother. 813 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:48,256 Oh, thank God. [chuckles] I mean, I'd-- I see the resemblance. 814 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,757 Why are you all up in my screen? 815 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,473 [Bruce chuckles] You've got issues, girl. 816 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:00,685 I mean, don't get me wrong, I live for the drama, but you got issues. 817 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,311 [sighs] 818 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,734 [perky music playing] 819 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:09,694 [whispers] What? 820 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,407 Hey, Tanya. How's that QED report coming? 821 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,204 Oh, it's coming. [chuckles] It's a beast. 822 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,665 She stole my job. 823 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:25,001 And all she does is just kiss up to Rose all day. 824 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,586 That's what you do. You didn't get the job. 825 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:28,046 Hey, hey, hey. 826 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,299 You are my gay at-work husband. Be on my side. 827 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:34,677 [sighs] I am. But I'm not the, like, "Let's slash her tires" gay work hubby. 828 00:42:34,802 --> 00:42:38,473 I'm the, like, "Don't play yourself, girl" gay work hubby. You know? 829 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:39,807 Ultimately, it's better for you. 830 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,893 Call Facilities and have them repaint my office. 831 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,979 None of that bargain basement finger paint like last time. 832 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,898 I want Benjamin Moore's "Arctic Blue." 833 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,400 Oh, and I forgot, it's the chairman of the board's birthday. 834 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,695 So, I'll have to butter him up. Send him a bottle of Blue Label. 835 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,740 Knowing that old lush, he'll finish it by EOD. 836 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,117 Just use the card. It should be in your top drawer. 837 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:01,996 [music intensifies] 838 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,916 [Rose] It's for office expenses and miscellaneous things. 839 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,918 Just submit your receipts to Accounting. 840 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,587 [music concludes] 841 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,005 [Tanya] Anyone ever gonna clean up? 842 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,341 Thank God! I was seriously considering cannibalism. 843 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:16,427 -Wait, so you finally got paid? -Not yet. The corporate card. 844 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,596 Hey! So, you got a black card. 845 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:20,515 -Let me see. -[Tanya] I wish. 846 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,350 It's for office expenses and stuff. 847 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:27,480 But my first check would be, like, 1,700, so I'll pay it right back. 848 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:29,315 -[Kenny] That's what's up. -[Tanya] All right. 849 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,817 Can you guys grab the rest of the groceries? 850 00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,068 And Kenny, can you please make dinner? 851 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,111 -I have a date. -[Kenny] No. 852 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,946 [Melissa] You said we can play video games tonight. 853 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:38,116 Mm, we'll do it another night for sure. I don't wanna cancel on this guy. 854 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,702 Nothing past second base. We don't need another mouth to feed. 855 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,497 I already said I'm not cooking. The homies is coming over tonight. 856 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,499 Then do it before "the homies" get here. 857 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,669 You're the only Black person that can say that and sound racist. 858 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,420 Agh! 859 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,549 [mellow music playing] 860 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,551 [Tanya] I can't believe you brought me flowers. 861 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,220 Doesn't everybody? What kind of war criminals are you dating? 862 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:02,974 Um, the kind that take me on a nice meal, you know? 863 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,685 Not the ones who ask me to meet them in nature 864 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,436 and give me more nature. 865 00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:09,564 Well, the beauty of a nature-on-nature date 866 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,524 -is you just ditch the flowers for later. -Oh. 867 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,070 [chuckles] Okay. 868 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:21,617 Tonight, we're gonna see the Rogers Parker comet, 869 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:26,330 which hasn't been visible for over 37,000 years. 870 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,541 -So, I figured we'd shoot our shot. -Hmm. 871 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,669 Unless you plan on living to 37,001. 872 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,212 I mean, why wouldn't I? 873 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:36,674 -I could teach you. -[Bryan] Oh, damn. That's crazy. 874 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,134 I didn't know Road Bro taught you 875 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:39,677 -how to live forever. -[Tanya laughs] 876 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,054 Wait, don't you have to be 25 for that? 877 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,057 No, you actually just have to have a card saying that you're 25. 878 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,851 Hmm. That's crazy. 879 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,604 'Cause my great-granddad lied about his age to fight in World War II… 880 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,688 -[laughs] -…and then you did it 881 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,106 to drive for Road Bro. 882 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,150 I actually don't drive anymore. 883 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,402 I found a job that's not on wheels. 884 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:58,905 -Oh, that's great. What are you doing? -Ah. 885 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:04,243 Uh, um, don't ask me any first-date questions. 886 00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,371 [coughs] Damn. 887 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:10,791 All right. 888 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:13,669 -Eat. -[music concludes] 889 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,755 Eat what? That? 890 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,591 It's casserole. All I did was put a bunch of stuff together. 891 00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:20,426 [groans softly] It looks like you threw up in a pan. 892 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,220 -All right, get out of here. -[doorbell dinging] 893 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:24,972 -[Melissa] Ugh. -Mm. 894 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,227 It's good. [coughs] 895 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:33,439 Eat some. 896 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,150 What the hell? 897 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,694 Savings account. 898 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:40,947 Okay, bet. 899 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,618 I just told you I had a fake ID. 900 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,161 -[Bryan] Hmm. -Does that make me a monster? 901 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:48,788 Oh, yeah, 100%. 902 00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:50,414 -Total monster. Yeah. -[Tanya] Dang it. 903 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,708 -[gentle music playing] -[both laugh] 904 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,753 No, I'm just saying, like, I feel like if someone's lying to you, 905 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,880 your relationship's worthless, right? 906 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,341 You're just kind of living in a false reality. 907 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,639 Movies and TV never show LA from this angle. 908 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,850 Even though it's how most of us have been seeing it for forever. 909 00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:11,936 It's always Griffith. 910 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:15,523 It's what made me wanna be an architect, 911 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,276 so I could build something like that here for us. 912 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,570 What age did you start therapy? 913 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,826 -Fifteen. Is it that obvious? -[Tanya laughing] 914 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:31,080 I mean, guys our age don't normally get this deep on a first date. 915 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:34,875 [Bryan] Hmm. Well, your whole first-date premise is flawed. 916 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,086 -What? -[Bryan] Yeah. 917 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,922 Oh, okay, then you mansplain it to me then. 918 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,007 [Bryan] Sure. 919 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:45,261 Our real first date was on the trip to Malibu 920 00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:46,846 because that's when 921 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:51,267 -our classic love story was born. -[laughs] No, because I was working. 922 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:52,852 -Hmm. -You paid me. 923 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:57,523 So, if that was a date, then you're calling me, you know… 924 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,570 You're gonna want to agree with me. Because I never kiss on the first date. 925 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,871 -[cell phone keypad beeping] -[dial tone ringing] 926 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:12,997 [Tanya] Hi, IT? 927 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:16,375 Yes. This is Tanya from Rose Lindsey's office. 928 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:20,254 Can you please send someone in here to help me into Cletus-- CLUTUS, please? 929 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,589 Thank you. 930 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,842 -So, what do you think of the fall line? -[Tanya] It was cool. 931 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,219 It had a lot of cool things about it. 932 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,389 Tanya, did your voice just go up on the bullshit register? 933 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:32,767 She gets me with that one all the time. 934 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:36,187 [Rose] Tanya, this is Gus, head of logistics. 935 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:39,148 Hmm. And VP of pleasing Rose. 936 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,025 [perky music playing] 937 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,152 And I take all my jobs very seriously. 938 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,029 You look like bubble gum. I'll chew you up. 939 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,573 -You look so damn good right now. -Thank you. 940 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,992 -[clears throat] -[music concludes] 941 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,703 Can you do me a favor? Can you look after this lady here? 942 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,580 The queen needs a strong court. 943 00:47:55,331 --> 00:48:00,169 -So, are we still on for dinner tonight? -Sure. Dare we try Majordomo? 944 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,880 -I'm right on top of that, Rose. -Hey, that's my line. 945 00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:05,841 Oh. [chuckles] 946 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:11,013 Damn, Rose. He fine. 947 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:13,224 [Rose sighs] Always date a younger man, Tanya. 948 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,893 More stamina, fewer opinions. 949 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:19,230 -[humming] -[knocking on door] 950 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,315 Hey. Bruce from IT. 951 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,776 -And Caroline's boyfriend? -[Bruce laughing] 952 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,695 No. She doesn't have the parts, and, girl, I don't have the patience. 953 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,240 And stop asking that. You sound like you're obsessed. 954 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,909 What we got? [sighs] 955 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:36,163 Also, don't worry about Caroline. Her bark is a lot worse than her bite. 956 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:44,422 Ah, stripe day. [laughs] That was-- I'm sorry. 957 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,090 [scoffs] 958 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:48,717 I thought we agreed you were gonna be nice. 959 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:53,097 Look, Rose is your boss, so beef with Tanya is beef with Rose. 960 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:56,225 Okay, so what do you want me to do? Take her to lunch? Get manicures? 961 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,769 -Talk about boys? -No. Those are our things. 962 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,938 Just extend, like, a work-related olive branch. 963 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:02,606 -We're all on the same team here. -[sighs] 964 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,151 -I hate your logic. -And I hate your glittery wedges. 965 00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,528 Trust me, they're not doing for you what you think they are. 966 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,447 [cell phone chimes] 967 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:12,700 [knocking on door] 968 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:17,621 Oh. I was texting a person. A cousin. A person's cousin that I know. 969 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:21,417 Bruce made me say sorry that we got off on the wrong foot. 970 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:26,005 -I thought I was gonna get your job. -Thank you. And Bruce. 971 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:29,341 And I… [exhales] …guess we're on the same team. 972 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,343 So, if you ever need help, 973 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,013 and I'm not busy, and you're not getting on my damn nerves, 974 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,849 then I might-- might help you. 975 00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:38,726 I'll take it. 976 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,562 But unless you can do a QED report real fast, then I'm good. 977 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:44,815 I got you. I did them when I filled in for Rose's last assistant. 978 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,901 Are you sure? I thought you hated me. 979 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,487 -Bitch, take the damn olive branch. -You right. 980 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:52,156 [zombie growls] 981 00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:56,035 -[gunshots] -Die! Ah. 982 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:58,078 I wish I could do this in real life. 983 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:04,627 My sister loves this shit. She taught me. 984 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:08,255 It's kinda the only way she'll talk to me these days. Die! 985 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,759 Yeah, I'd say you should worry, but the zombie apocalypse is coming up. 986 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,969 So, it's good she's preparing you now. 987 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:15,721 [inaudible] 988 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,683 -[camera shutter clicking] -[Tanya] Oh. Oh, wait. You can't-- 989 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:20,851 Uh, you can't post that. 990 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,479 [chuckles] You got a… you got a man or something? 991 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:27,358 No. I just… I didn't, uh, do my hair. 992 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:28,484 For a date? 993 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,656 You know what? I just don't do socials. Shit freaks me out. 994 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:34,865 [Bryan] Oh. 995 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:37,576 -Oh, you got stomped on by the zombies. -[Tanya] Oh! 996 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,412 -[Bryan] It's over. It's over. -No! It's done. It's done. 997 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:44,667 So, if the zombie apocalypse happens, what are your skills? 998 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:49,296 Because as an architect, I will be king. You know, building crazy walls and shit. 999 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:54,426 Okay. Well, I'm good at like, um… Oh, I watch a lot of Big Brother. 1000 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:55,594 -Do you? -Yeah. 1001 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,304 So my political game, you know, that'll be tight. 1002 00:50:57,429 --> 00:51:00,558 [Bryan] Oh, helpful, but I think you'll need a little bit more. 1003 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:03,227 Aren't they teaching anything at your job about-- 1004 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,895 Wait, what's your-- what's your job again? 1005 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,689 Oh, it's just a dumb day job. 1006 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,607 -[Bryan] Do you work for the CIA? -Don't worry about it. 1007 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,401 Do you know how to speak Russian or something? 1008 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,569 Nyet. 1009 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:16,740 Okay, not asking about your job. What do you wanna do when you grow up? 1010 00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,117 ["This Guy's In Love With You" playing] 1011 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,285 [Tanya] Be an adult. 1012 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,786 -[Bryan] I mean… -[Tanya] I dunno. 1013 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:23,789 I don't really have a plan. I kind of like fashion. 1014 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:27,543 I mean, it sucks. It's like you're a failure if you're 20 1015 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,712 and you don't have a career path or a start-up, 1016 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,255 or, like, a million followers. 1017 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,298 -[Bryan] Right? -Yeah. 1018 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,258 But that doesn't mean you have to be popping today. 1019 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,886 You just need, like, a finish line. 1020 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:39,972 And then you can start having fun getting there. 1021 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:43,434 And if the line changes, cool. But you need a finish line. 1022 00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:45,352 Or else you're sort of just running, right? 1023 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:47,646 Now, you gonna spin where you wanna go. 1024 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:53,861 All right. All right. Now-- Wait, wait. Now point. 1025 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:55,362 All right. 1026 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,408 Well, I hope you don't think you playing guidance counselor 1027 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,410 is gonna get you laid on the second date. 1028 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,661 Third. 1029 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,080 Surprised Howard lets in kids who can't count. 1030 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:09,001 ♪ I'm glad I got to know you, 'cause ♪ 1031 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,837 ♪ I've heard some talk… ♪ 1032 00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,380 [Bryan] And you battled through. 1033 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,591 You know, like, you really battled through. 1034 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:16,675 [Tanya chuckling] Stop. 1035 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,262 Aw. I used to always want one of those. 1036 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,181 Well, not today. Let's go play some bikes. 1037 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:24,016 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 1038 00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:31,190 ♪ And what I'd do to make you mine ♪ 1039 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:36,570 ♪ Tell me now, is it so? ♪ 1040 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:42,201 ♪ Don't let me be the last to know ♪ 1041 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:47,539 ♪ My hands are shaking… ♪ 1042 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:50,709 -Am I the greatest of all time? -I mean, you're kind of amazing. 1043 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:56,382 Uh, so I actually-- I won this, um… 1044 00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,677 I won this scholarship from the American Architecture Foundation. 1045 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,678 What? 1046 00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:02,930 [Bryan] Yeah. And they have this… this big dinner thing, 1047 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:07,601 and I was actually wondering if you wanted to be my date. 1048 00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,438 Unless you're not really into that thing. 1049 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:15,025 I… I'm just really asking you to protect your fragile female ego. 1050 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:23,492 ♪ If not, I'll just die ♪ 1051 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:27,246 Hey. If you two pervs have to eat each other's heads off, 1052 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:30,082 can you not do it in front of the Spin-N-Win? 1053 00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:32,960 -Yeah, no. Yeah, sorry. -Yeah, we won't do that. Yeah. 1054 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:35,087 -[crow cawing] -[alarm blaring] 1055 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:39,299 -[gasps] Are we under attack? -No. They're sad. 1056 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,469 One died. Crow-nan O'Brien. 1057 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:44,304 -[crow cawing] -He was a real one. 1058 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:47,599 -Pouring out for the Crow-mies. -No! Do that outside. 1059 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:50,602 [horn honking] 1060 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,688 Or you could just go! Why is… 1061 00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:54,398 -[cell phone buzzing] -[sighs] 1062 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,524 ["FAMJAM4000" playing] 1063 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:58,026 [speaking Spanish] 1064 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,194 [cheers] 1065 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,406 Look at the food. So good. 1066 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,324 [clicks tongue] 1067 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,789 -Go! -[elevator bell dings] 1068 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,169 [Caroline] Tanya, here's the QED report. Let me know what you think. 1069 00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,045 Thanks, Caroline. I'll show Rose. 1070 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,006 ♪ Oh, no… ♪ 1071 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:24,678 [alarm blaring] 1072 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,432 ♪ Can we bring the love back? ♪ 1073 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,351 ♪ I know that you've been Waitin' so long… ♪ 1074 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:34,521 [alarm blaring] 1075 00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,607 ♪ Can we bring the love back? ♪ 1076 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,902 ♪ I know that it's been way too long… ♪ 1077 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:43,155 -[groans] -[crow cawing] 1078 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:45,324 ♪ I miss you dancin' With a drink in your hand ♪ 1079 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,284 ♪ You got drunk And never called me again… ♪ 1080 00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:50,078 All right, y'all better get in here if y'all wanna eat. 1081 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,205 [Melissa] It's about time. 1082 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,582 ♪ Patience, these curses on generations ♪ 1083 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,168 ♪ Let's fall back in love and break 'em… ♪ 1084 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,337 [crow cawing] 1085 00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,671 ♪ There's always space for you… ♪ 1086 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,007 -You got it? Turning, turning. -Yeah. 1087 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:05,844 -Yeah. Hey! -Yeah. Oh! [cheers] 1088 00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:07,971 -Hey, hey! -Hey! 1089 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:16,897 -Money! -[Kenny] Hey! 1090 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,274 -Stop playing, bad boy. -Kenny, you up. 1091 00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:21,068 [alarm blaring] 1092 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:26,114 ♪ For it to come home again Can we bring the love back? ♪ 1093 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:29,409 ♪ I know that it's been way too long ♪ 1094 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:33,038 ♪ You've always been home to me Always home ♪ 1095 00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:41,672 [song concludes] 1096 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,841 [Kenny, over phone] You should really peep your little sister skatin'. 1097 00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:45,592 -Girl got skills. -Wow. 1098 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,886 I didn't even know she knew where outside was. 1099 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,431 -Yeah, well, I guess I'm a good influence. -Okay. Team Crandell up in this bitch! 1100 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:52,516 [Rose speaking indistinctly] 1101 00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:54,142 Did you sign Zack up for soccer? 1102 00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,770 -[Kenny] Uh, not yet. -Kenny, it's due tomorrow. 1103 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:59,189 What? Twenty-four hours ain't enough time to fill out an application? 1104 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,483 -Just do it. -[Kenny] You do it! Damn! 1105 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:04,152 Can't even have one good moment without you going all Real Housewives. 1106 00:56:04,236 --> 00:56:06,488 Well, you're at home all day. That makes you the housewife 1107 00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:08,448 while I'm here earning money to feed your ass! 1108 00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:09,992 -Martyr! -Douche. 1109 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:11,493 [both chuckle] 1110 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:13,954 Relax, people. This is not insurmountable. 1111 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,289 We're gonna mobilize the influencers 1112 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,082 and get them back in the product placement game. 1113 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:19,084 Tanya, get me Marvin from BET. 1114 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,169 I'm right on top of that, Rose. 1115 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:27,593 [sighs] Another quarter, another downtick in sales. 1116 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,511 Of course, the board is losing their mind. 1117 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:32,598 Mama needs her medicine. Happy hour? 1118 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:37,519 I don't know what this job will ruin first, brain, soul or liver. 1119 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,148 -Oh, and fabulous job on the QED report. -Thanks, Rose. 1120 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,233 ["Break the Ice" playing] 1121 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,320 ♪ Let's skip the small talk We're no good at it anyways ♪ 1122 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,614 [indistinct chatter] 1123 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,575 What can I get you ladies? 1124 00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:56,705 I will have the Long Island iced tea. 1125 00:56:57,164 --> 00:57:00,334 Rocks, with a twist and a spritz. 1126 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:02,961 Amaretto sidecar. 1127 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:05,213 Awful. 1128 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,674 They have the best Manhattans in town. Two, please. 1129 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:10,802 [sighing] 1130 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:14,932 I don't get it. 1131 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,684 I don't see a bunch of naked girls walking around. 1132 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:20,312 -Why aren't they wearing our clothes? -[chuckles] Well-- 1133 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,273 [clears throat] 1134 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:24,775 Go ahead. 1135 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,319 Well, maybe we're not wowing them. 1136 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:32,199 The girls who wore Libra at my school were still kind of finding their style. 1137 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:35,577 Libra's clothing are things that their parents wanted them to wear 1138 00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:38,497 and not things that they were actually excited about wearing. 1139 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:42,751 Well, don't forget, high school for you was ages ago. 1140 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:46,004 And your résumé, I mean, as impressive as it is, 1141 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:48,173 didn't include adolescent psychology, 1142 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:51,093 so why don't we leave the opining to the experts? 1143 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:56,223 I'm sorry. 1144 00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,892 This business is just changing so fast. 1145 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:02,604 My entire life, you went to the mall and got clothes from stores like Libra. 1146 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:04,106 Now I'm reading articles titled, 1147 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,525 "How Fast Fashion is Terrorizing the Environment." 1148 00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:09,236 Yeah, my friends, their kids-- 1149 00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:12,864 My friends' kids really pay attention to that stuff. 1150 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:16,368 I follow Emma Watson, and she only wears sustainable clothes. 1151 00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:19,037 Unfortunately, revamping our manufacturing 1152 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:20,956 would be like turning around an oil tanker. 1153 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:22,374 [sighing] 1154 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,751 If I can be honest, I'm just a little on edge 1155 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:28,380 because Gus had mentioned that he might be ready 1156 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,756 to take things to the next level. 1157 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,092 Marriage? 1158 00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:35,929 Honey, please! No. Moving in. 1159 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,890 You have to foster a puppy before you can tell if it's your forever pet. 1160 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,226 Hell, I just got him to agree to monogamy 1161 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,311 and don't think that wasn't a Herculean task. 1162 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:46,231 Anyway, I'm just waiting for him to bring it up to me 1163 00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:47,315 while our clothes are on. 1164 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,360 You know men only think emotionally when they're laying in the wet spot. 1165 00:58:50,569 --> 00:58:51,611 Disgusting. 1166 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:54,990 [coughs] Men are like that, disgusting. 1167 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,951 -[Rose] This is good. -Yeah. 1168 00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412 It's good. So good. 1169 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:02,080 It's delicious. 1170 00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:12,007 [videogames beeping] 1171 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,179 Kenny! 1172 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:22,142 -[Zack] Okay. So, let's see. -[Melissa] Five, guys? Anyone? 1173 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:24,603 [Zack] Five? Okay. Five, you say? 1174 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:26,313 How did this happen? 1175 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,648 [Kenny] So, you got a black card? 1176 00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:31,193 [Tanya] I wish. It's for office expenses and stuff. 1177 00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:32,986 -But I'll pay it right back. -[camera shutter clicking] 1178 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,655 All right, don't look at me. I don't even game like that. 1179 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:38,784 Things were getting tense with the girlfriend… 1180 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:42,746 and the boyfriend. I needed offline games. 1181 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:46,917 I'm sorry, but I also got something. 1182 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:50,337 I'm feeling guilty, but also really satisfied. 1183 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,131 -Okay, so I did the-- -[Melissa] Five. 1184 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:55,509 -[crow cawing] -[Zack] Let's see. Oh, I have another ace. 1185 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:56,802 [Kenny] I have… I have the three. 1186 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,099 -[sighs] Okay, so-- Oh, my God. Zack! -[crow cawing] 1187 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:10,023 Hmm. You didn't want the crows inside, so I got a place for us to hang out here. 1188 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,942 -I was being respectful. -[Tanya exhaling] 1189 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:13,110 Kenny got something too. 1190 01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,113 You did. 1191 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:17,697 How much did all this cost? 1192 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,825 [Zack] Nine thousand two hundred sixty-eight. 1193 01:00:20,325 --> 01:00:21,868 You spent all that? 1194 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:26,164 If you count all the Whole Foods receipts, it's 12,678. 1195 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,708 -I might throw up. -[Melissa] But you're getting 60,000. 1196 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,168 This is way less. 1197 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:32,963 That is not how it works! How could you do this to me? 1198 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,091 All I've done all summer is work to take care of you guys 1199 01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,635 to do Mom a solid, and now I'm going to jail! 1200 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:40,762 [screams] 1201 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,181 Doubtful. 1202 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:46,268 -Kids get a slap on the wrist. -Need I remind you, Black? 1203 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,020 I always forget to factor that in. 1204 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,566 [Bryan] Okay. Sorry. 1205 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,733 -Yeah. -Okay. 1206 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,236 -I need you to understand. -Okay. 1207 01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:00,031 Bee Taqueria makes the best tacos in LA, 1208 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:04,995 which is a town full of dope tacos. So, you will be ruined for life. 1209 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:10,709 -Everything okay? [chuckles] -Yeah, I'm sorry. 1210 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:13,670 I'm just… A lot on my mind. 1211 01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:18,508 So, you know, one of the benefits of dating someone 1212 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:21,136 is that you have someone you can share those mind things with. 1213 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,095 Just saying. 1214 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,305 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1215 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:27,767 [sighs] 1216 01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:30,395 My mom taught me never to tell a woman to smile, so I won't do that. 1217 01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:33,899 I will just remind you I have two functioning ears, 1218 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:36,276 two very supportive shoulders for crying on 1219 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,570 and one really great penis. 1220 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:40,447 [chuckles] 1221 01:01:42,115 --> 01:01:43,742 You're an idiot. [chuckles] 1222 01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:46,036 -So. -[chuckles] 1223 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:50,790 Whoa. 1224 01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:52,959 -Right? Right? -Wait. Wait. 1225 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,336 [both laugh] 1226 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:56,713 -[Bryan] Shit. Right? -[Tanya] Oh, my God. 1227 01:01:57,672 --> 01:01:59,549 -[Bryan] Pretty great, huh? -[Tanya] It was so good. 1228 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,219 -I get it. -[Bryan] Look at these two. 1229 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,305 -[moans softly] -[Bryan] Okay. 1230 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:07,974 Gus? 1231 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,271 -Tanya? -Who is this? 1232 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:15,565 It's Rose. 1233 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,445 -You look great. -Who is that? 1234 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,030 How's your night going? 1235 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:25,784 So, Rose and I are in an open relationship. 1236 01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:28,161 And it's still taboo to her. 1237 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,080 It might be a generational thing, I'm not sure. 1238 01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:31,873 Funny, because she just told me 1239 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,584 that you guys agreed, in the wet spot, to be monogamous. 1240 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:36,670 And yet, I just saw you eating that woman's head. 1241 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,338 [woman] Retail mostly, but I'm open-- 1242 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,549 We are in an improv class. And we were just rehearsing. 1243 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,429 Well, if you're in an improv class, then why are you rehearsing? 1244 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,436 [Gus] Tanya, I will pay you. 1245 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,188 [Bryan] Wanna, uh, explain what that was about? 1246 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,607 -[Gus] I will pay you any amount of money. -No, sorry. It's not my place. 1247 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,818 [chuckles] You gotta admit, that was a little weird. 1248 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:02,696 Didn't your mom also tell you that no means no? 1249 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:07,867 In a different context, but I guess that works here too. 1250 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,246 [telephone ringing in distance] 1251 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,377 [Tanya groaning softly] 1252 01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:19,879 [Rose laughing] 1253 01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:23,008 -[cell phone keypad clicking] -[sighs] 1254 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:24,801 -[cell phone chimes] -[Rose chuckling] 1255 01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:28,596 Hey, Rose? Um, we have a problem. 1256 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:34,894 What is it, honey? OMG, this Gus is a certified freak. [chuckles] 1257 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,147 Okay, well then, we have two problems. 1258 01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:40,133 Lay it on me. 1259 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,736 Oh, shit. Before I forget, I need the latest QED report. 1260 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,238 The board moved up our meeting, so I need it now. 1261 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:48,867 -I-- Um… -[Caroline] Check your Dropbox, Rose. 1262 01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:54,956 Dropbox? Wait, why does Caroline… 1263 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,376 I have so many questions. 1264 01:03:58,626 --> 01:04:00,837 I've been doing the QED reports for your girl here. 1265 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:03,798 And I just thought it was crazy that we still do them on paper, 1266 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:05,383 so I digitized them. 1267 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,473 Great work, Tanya! 1268 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:15,560 Delegating responsibility and innovating at the same time. Here for it! 1269 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,270 Uh, hey, yeah, that was me. 1270 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,439 And excellent managerial instincts. 1271 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:23,985 Who knew Caroline even had that skill? No tea, no shade. No lemonade. 1272 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,278 [soft tense music playing] 1273 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,490 Oh. Here it is. All right, ladies. 1274 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:31,117 Time to give the board the old razzle-dazzle. 1275 01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:34,621 Or should I say Rose-le dazzle? [chuckles] 1276 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,332 Whoo! 1277 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,254 You're gonna get yours. 1278 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:49,469 [sighs] 1279 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:55,141 [music intensifies] 1280 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:15,078 -[chuckles] Are you hate-scrolling her? -No, no. 1281 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,957 -Um, I just thought we had mutual friends. -Oh. 1282 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,167 -Sure. -[Caroline] She sold me out. 1283 01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:23,461 I tried your olive branch and she shoved it up my ass. 1284 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,713 Uh, let's actually drop that metaphor. 1285 01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,633 Okay, I did QED reports for her and she took all the credit. 1286 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,635 What, so you're leaving mean comments? 1287 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:33,304 Were you about to? 1288 01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:37,725 It just doesn't make sense. 1289 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,563 The résumé, the socials, there's nothing negative. 1290 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:45,567 No slutty Halloween costumes, no transphobic retweets. 1291 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:48,820 It's like they built this Jack-and-Jill Barbie out of a lab. 1292 01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:52,031 You need a hobby. 1293 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,492 ["Donk" playing in distance] 1294 01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:56,661 [indistinct chatter] 1295 01:05:58,163 --> 01:05:59,539 [cell phone chimes] 1296 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,503 [cheering in distance] 1297 01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,213 What in the Black-ass hell? 1298 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,883 ♪ She got a donk She got a donk, look how it move ♪ 1299 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,969 ♪ She got a donk, I love when she walk She got a donk, I love when she talk ♪ 1300 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:16,222 ♪ She got a donk, look at that donk She got a donk, she got a donk ♪ 1301 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:19,517 ♪ She got a donk, she got a donk Ay, ay, she got a donk ♪ 1302 01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:21,728 ♪ Look how it move Look how it walk, ay, yeah ♪ 1303 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:22,812 ♪ What you saying? ♪ 1304 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:25,106 ♪ If you ain't paying Ain't got no bands then we can't talk ♪ 1305 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,317 ♪ I'm with my friends ♪ These hoes mad, we getting chose ♪ 1306 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,694 -[etheral music playing] -[Jason, muffled] So weak! Come on. 1307 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:30,945 Yo, Ken! 1308 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,697 Yo, Ken! 1309 01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:34,866 Yo, Ken! 1310 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:35,950 ["Donk" resumes] 1311 01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:38,077 [Jason] Our video got ten million views. 1312 01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,331 -That's a million, dickhead. -Oh. 1313 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:44,250 It's these damn brownies. I'm high as hell. 1314 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,169 [distorted] It's a million. 1315 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,962 [ethereal music playing] 1316 01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:53,676 [Jason] I'm high as hell… I'm high as hell… 1317 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,013 [kiss echoing] 1318 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,258 -Oh! -["Donk" resumes] 1319 01:06:58,358 --> 01:07:01,100 ♪ She got a donk, she got a donk She got a donk, look how it move ♪ 1320 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,894 ♪ She got a donk, I love when she walk ♪ 1321 01:07:02,977 --> 01:07:03,895 [music stops abruptly] 1322 01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,855 Yo, you trying to electrocute folks? What's up? 1323 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,148 Shut up. 1324 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:09,943 All speakers are waterproof these days. Everyone out. Now. 1325 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,153 I got electrocuted once fixing my fan. 1326 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,447 -Felt pretty cool. -[Tanya] Now! 1327 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,825 You're just walking around in your underwear, no bathing suits? 1328 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,244 Hurry up. 1329 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:21,829 I want you all out of my sight in five minutes. 1330 01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:23,581 [Kenny's friend] Yo, Ken, your mom's a bitch. 1331 01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:26,292 Who's trying to get cut? Say that again if you feel like bleeding. 1332 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,044 -[indistinct chatter] -Oh, my God. 1333 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:30,797 -What the hell is wrong with you? -What's wrong with you? 1334 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,632 You think your naked friends drinking and smoking 1335 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,259 is good for our brother and sister to see? 1336 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,761 What am I supposed to do? I'm stuck here all day, all night, 1337 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:38,513 -cooking. -[Tanya] Oh, don't start with that again. 1338 01:07:38,596 --> 01:07:40,890 So you made a few sandwiches? Big deal. 1339 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:43,017 Oh, my God. You're such a dude. 1340 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:46,229 You do one thing to help out, and you want a statue in your honor. 1341 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:49,107 -Some of us are out here working. -You don't start with that. 1342 01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:50,984 'Cause while you're out there hanging out with your coworkers 1343 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,903 and going on little dates, I'm here taking care of everything else. 1344 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:57,615 You know, the shit that I do is just as important as that little-ass desk job. 1345 01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,951 Or did you forget I canceled my summer too? 1346 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,744 Team Crandell, my ass. 1347 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:06,207 You stole from me, from my company, and you call that teamwork? 1348 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,126 And you're having parties without me? 1349 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,878 You don't think that I wanna have fun too? And… [sighs] 1350 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:15,133 And apparently, one of your hoes doesn't understand "everybody out." 1351 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:17,218 I tried to leave, but you're blocking me in. 1352 01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:21,431 And I'm not a hoe. I'm a virgin. 1353 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,141 Kenny and I skate together. 1354 01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:25,810 So, if you're gonna slut-shame, shame an actual slut. 1355 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,314 -I'm sorry. -Hey, guys? 1356 01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:31,774 How good is Melissa at skateboarding? 1357 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:33,026 What? 1358 01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,278 [Zack] And I didn't know she likes brownies so much. 1359 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,614 -Brownies? -[mouths] Brownies? 1360 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:39,907 -[Melissa groaning] -[Kenny] Oh, sh-- 1361 01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:41,117 -Melissa! -[Tanya] Melissa! 1362 01:08:41,242 --> 01:08:42,577 [Kenny] Melissa, you good? 1363 01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,912 -[ambulance siren wailing] -[indistinct chatter over radio] 1364 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:47,081 [Tanya] This is why I can't wait to go off to college. 1365 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,833 Please, we're not that bad. 1366 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,919 Didn't your boy Ethan's brother stab somebody? 1367 01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:54,005 -Allegedly. -[snickers] 1368 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:58,676 With Mom by herself, guess who became the second parent? 1369 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:02,555 I never get thanked for it either. It's just assumed that that's my job. 1370 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,475 This summer was supposed to be my first break. 1371 01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,228 You ain't never tell me it was like that. 1372 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,522 [Tanya] Well, I can't talk to you anymore. 1373 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,399 What is that supposed to mean? 1374 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,654 I get what you're trying to prove 1375 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:20,782 with the new clothes and the grill and the accent, and-- 1376 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:23,076 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not fronting, T, okay? This is me. 1377 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,745 Dad made me go all preppy because it was safer, 1378 01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:27,664 aka, less scary to white folks. 1379 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,791 Like, I miss the hell out of my dad. 1380 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,877 But ever since Dad died, I feel like I can be myself. 1381 01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:35,338 I don't care how you talk or how you dress. 1382 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:38,007 You just went from collecting awards and lacrosse trophies 1383 01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:40,343 to smoking weed and skating. 1384 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,262 And you don't have to do what you did. You just have to do something. 1385 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:44,806 I am doing something. 1386 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,934 Those skate videos I make with Rock and Jason get hella views. 1387 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,852 More than any other Black skater out there. 1388 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:52,647 And we're close to getting monetized. 1389 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:55,400 Really? 1390 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:57,860 [scoffs] Wow. 1391 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,364 Over half a million followers and my sister's not even one of them. 1392 01:10:02,156 --> 01:10:05,326 Look, I might not be going to Howard, but at least I got my thing. 1393 01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:07,328 You ain't know that. 1394 01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:09,539 You don't even know what Melissa can do. 1395 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:11,749 [scoffs] 1396 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,962 Maybe if you knew us a little bit better, we wouldn't feel like such a burden. 1397 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,339 [indistinct chatter over radio] 1398 01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,967 [paramedic] Good news. Melissa will be fine. 1399 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:24,303 You got lucky. It could have been a lot worse, okay? 1400 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,764 Just a dislocated shoulder and an elbow strain. 1401 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:30,268 And she'll sleep off the marijuana. Just keep an eye on her tonight. 1402 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:31,853 Normally, I'd have to report this. 1403 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,230 But the last thing I wanna do is get you all in the system. 1404 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:35,523 I had a single mom too. 1405 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:37,775 But we weren't living like this. 1406 01:10:38,359 --> 01:10:40,611 Hang in there, girl. And tighten up. 1407 01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:42,447 The tightest. 1408 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:44,866 -[whimsical music playing] -[Rose sighing] 1409 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:49,412 Tanya. 1410 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:53,291 Why do you look so… weathered? 1411 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,296 Oh, I'm sorry. I was up all night. 1412 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:02,091 My sister-- daughter, uh, ate something that didn't agree with her. 1413 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,927 That is why I'm staunchly anti-procreation. 1414 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:08,681 Mainline some coffee, girlie. We got some work to do. Whoo! 1415 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:18,399 ["Here With Me" playing] 1416 01:11:18,566 --> 01:11:19,734 [cell phone chimes] 1417 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:49,555 ♪ Watch the sunrise along the coast ♪ 1418 01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:53,684 ♪ As we're both getting old ♪ 1419 01:11:54,519 --> 01:12:00,149 ♪ I can't describe what I'm feeling ♪ 1420 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:04,278 ♪ And all I know is we're going home… ♪ 1421 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:05,696 Is this for me? 1422 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,408 Nah, we left it open for Elijah. The hell you think? 1423 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,244 Kenny figured since you couldn't go to Spain, 1424 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,578 he'd bring Spain to you. 1425 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:15,289 But his toxic masculinity won't let him say it. 1426 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,041 [Tanya] Kenny, this is dope. 1427 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,419 You know, Kenny's always had tons of potential. 1428 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,171 He just needed the freedom to explore it. 1429 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,465 She's been like this all day. 1430 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,759 I can't tell if I like it or not. 1431 01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:30,096 -Ever since my overdose… -Let's never say that again. 1432 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,806 …everything is so much clearer. 1433 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,101 I think I liked all that dark stuff because I was scared of death. 1434 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,435 That fear is gone. 1435 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:41,274 All I see now is light, hope, possibility. 1436 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:44,986 [sighs] Seriously, Kenny. How did you do all of this? 1437 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:49,407 Uh, it's an all-Black cooking channel called "On TV." 1438 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,953 I mean, personally, I would have named it "People of Color-nary," 1439 01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:56,789 or-- or-- or "Chefrican Americans." 1440 01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:59,625 Or just "Niggas in the Kitchen." Fine. That works too. 1441 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:00,710 [Tanya chuckling] 1442 01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:05,298 ♪ Watch the sunrise ♪ 1443 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,265 -[song concludes] -[door closing] 1444 01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,392 -We're screwed! -Wait, what? 1445 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:19,061 The manufacturers are protesting working conditions. 1446 01:13:19,145 --> 01:13:21,647 It turned into a riot, and they burned down the factory. 1447 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:25,401 Our entire winter line is a giant cloud of smoke. 1448 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,653 Well, what can we do? Can we get the manufacturers to-- 1449 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,113 We were already on thin ice. 1450 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:31,616 And now the board doesn't want to throw good money after bad. 1451 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:33,159 They're shutting us down. 1452 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:38,623 What? Rose, no! I need this job. I don't have the booty for OnlyFans. 1453 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:40,958 [sighs] Don't worry, Tanya. 1454 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,960 You've got a nice, storied career ahead of you. 1455 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:44,962 And I'll put in a good word for you wherever you want, 1456 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,840 if my name means anything. Go home for the day. 1457 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:50,551 I was saving this bottle for a celebration. 1458 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:53,888 But I guess the start of the next chapter of my life 1459 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:55,181 is something to celebrate. 1460 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,849 -[knocking on door] -[Gus] Hey, babe. 1461 01:13:57,350 --> 01:14:00,561 I have an update on that fire. It's still going. 1462 01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:08,194 [woman 1] No, I love it. 1463 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,656 I love it, but it's the only one over there. 1464 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,659 [woman 2] This is exactly what I've been looking for. 1465 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:18,287 [man] Sick! You are going to slay Coachella next year. 1466 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:21,624 And if Kareem doesn't jump your bones, we'll bury him in the desert. 1467 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,502 Hey, um, sorry to interrupt. 1468 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:26,462 This would just be really cute with that. 1469 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,965 -A necklace or-- -[Tanya] A belt. 1470 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,884 -Wha-- Love. -Ah… 1471 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:32,843 You work here? 1472 01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:35,179 [chuckles] No, I'm just doing some retail therapy. 1473 01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:37,431 Okay. Well, thank you so much, ma'am. 1474 01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:38,516 -[Tanya] Yeah. -Yeah. 1475 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,269 "Ma'am"? 1476 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,276 [whimsical music playing] 1477 01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:57,827 -Rose! -[Rose, over phone] Hey, Tanya! 1478 01:14:57,910 --> 01:15:00,037 Call up the board and tell them they can't shut us down yet. 1479 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,248 I have something big and I just need the night to work on it. 1480 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,457 [Rose] Why the fuck not? 1481 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:10,965 [cell phone ringing, chimes] 1482 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,218 [sighs] 1483 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,306 Hey. 1484 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,600 What are you doing here? 1485 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,686 [scoffs] 1486 01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:31,986 [sighs] I thought that was next Friday. 1487 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:36,032 I texted you yesterday. I called you tonight. 1488 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,534 Work went to shit, and I had to stay late again. 1489 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,870 [Bryan] Yeah, your, uh, top-secret job. 1490 01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:43,414 I've been sitting here, listening to the family 1491 01:15:43,497 --> 01:15:45,166 that you just won't introduce me to, so… 1492 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:48,127 [exhaling] 1493 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:52,506 Part of dating is actually getting to know each other. 1494 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:56,761 And another part is respecting people's privacy. 1495 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,555 I wouldn't have to dig if you weren't being so secretive. 1496 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,766 Well, I'd tell you more if you didn't wanna know so much. 1497 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:05,352 Fine. But I asked you to be there for me, and you weren't. 1498 01:16:05,436 --> 01:16:06,562 [Tanya] Bryan. 1499 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,732 -You know I like you. -Do I? 1500 01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,986 I thought we were having fun. 1501 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,865 We're not adults. We don't have to make it all serious. 1502 01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:21,619 Seriously? You're gonna do me like that? 1503 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,246 I just have so much responsibility right now. 1504 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,582 I don't have time to be, like, your wife or something. 1505 01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,084 [Bryan] Wow. 1506 01:16:35,466 --> 01:16:38,844 Tanya, you bailed on the biggest night of my life. 1507 01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:42,973 I thought I could at least get an apology. 1508 01:16:45,643 --> 01:16:47,269 [Tanya] Bryan, I'm sorry. 1509 01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:49,647 Yeah, nobody wants an apology they have to ask for. 1510 01:16:56,904 --> 01:16:59,573 [whimsical music playing] 1511 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,292 Tanya, this is genius. 1512 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:11,710 [chuckles] 1513 01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,838 I'm only 30% sure it's gonna work. 1514 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:18,342 But I'm 100% sure we're dead in the water if we don't try. 1515 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:20,928 But the board will never see it like this. 1516 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:23,848 They have about as much vision as a mole with cataracts. 1517 01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:26,058 They need to see it on its feet. 1518 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:30,604 Rent out a space, something funky, like the Ace Hotel or E.P.L.P. 1519 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:32,398 There should be enough room on your work card. 1520 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:35,693 About that… Rose, there's something else. 1521 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:37,820 Keep 'em coming. You're on a roll. 1522 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:45,327 Let's show them we got the message about throwing good money after bad. 1523 01:17:45,452 --> 01:17:46,453 We'll have it at my house. 1524 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:50,332 I have a massive yard, and repurposing a less traditional space 1525 01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,751 could really drive home the vibe of the rebrand. 1526 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,963 You're a homeowner? At your age? 1527 01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:58,048 I'm a trust-fund bitch. 1528 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,634 Ooh! 1529 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,012 All right. Listen up, you little larcenists. 1530 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,472 -Hello to you too. -[indistinct chatter over TV] 1531 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:06,932 We got a Team Crandell code blue. 1532 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:09,310 -We don't have a color-coding system. -Stay with me. 1533 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:12,354 We got one chance to save our asses and you guys are gonna help me 1534 01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,064 or I'm turning us all in for embezzlement. 1535 01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:15,941 You really trying to feed us through the prison pipeline? 1536 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,443 -Kenny. -Hey. 1537 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:20,696 We have to turn this place into the dopest venue in SoCal 1538 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,114 for a work function on Saturday night, 1539 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:24,617 and this is an all-hands-on-deck situation. 1540 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:25,659 [sighs] 1541 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:28,746 -We do kind of owe her. -And debts are heavy on the soul. 1542 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:31,248 ["Walk The Beat" playing] 1543 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,585 I'm not available Saturday. I'm just playing. Damn! 1544 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,420 ♪ Fashion shows, fancy clothes… ♪ 1545 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,755 All right, come on. Let's do this. 1546 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,007 -[Zack] Yeah! Let's do this! -[Melissa] Yeah! 1547 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:44,803 ♪ Alexander Wang with that Helmut Lang ♪ 1548 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:46,722 ♪ Ghetto fab So I'm still eatin' chicken wings ♪ 1549 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:49,016 ♪ Versatile So I can keep switchin' lanes ♪ 1550 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:50,976 ♪ I got plenty Janes, I got plenty rings ♪ 1551 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,437 ♪ Fashion shows, fancy clothеs… ♪ 1552 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:56,273 Mom usually moves the couch and vacuums under it. 1553 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,983 Yeah, your mama went loco. Beat. 1554 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,403 ♪ Ain't nothin' to a queen You ain't said a thing ♪ 1555 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:03,239 ♪ But that Jim Carrey But they bite the slang… ♪ 1556 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,867 [Rock] Reminds me of painting with my pops back in the day. 1557 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,452 Damn, I miss him. 1558 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:13,040 He passed last year. So, I like this. 1559 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,709 Appreciate you inviting me-- Hey, bro. What you doing? 1560 01:19:17,253 --> 01:19:20,965 Love, love, love. Tanya, this is stellar. 1561 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:22,341 All right, everyone. 1562 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,176 -See you back here at 9:00 a.m. -[all groan] 1563 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,595 [Tanya] And get some rest. We got a big day tomorrow. 1564 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,055 [crows cawing] 1565 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,516 I'm ready to meet your friend. [caws] 1566 01:19:30,883 --> 01:19:32,968 -[caws] -Hey, bud. I missed you. 1567 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:34,603 Yeah, I don't know. It was great. 1568 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:38,440 And then she ghosted me today and flaked on my awards ceremony. 1569 01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:40,234 So, I guess it's a wrap. 1570 01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:42,278 [Caroline] Nope, no. Hey, give her one more shot. 1571 01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:46,156 If she doesn't see how great you are, she doesn't deserve you. 1572 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:47,908 Period, end of story. 1573 01:19:48,325 --> 01:19:49,952 [Bryan] Yeah, it's gotta be something real. 1574 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,956 [sighs] Can you please mind your own damn business for once? 1575 01:19:54,123 --> 01:19:56,166 -Please. [sighs] -[Tanya] Yep. 1576 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,961 -Damn. -[Bryan] Is that the girl from the office? 1577 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,254 Mm-hmm. 1578 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,298 That is how it's done. 1579 01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:05,759 -How'd you do that so quickly? -Canva, sis. 1580 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,469 Could have saved Mom's sanity. 1581 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:11,015 All right. Bring it up. 1582 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,558 [Rock speaking indistinctly] 1583 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:14,768 All right, I'm not-- 1584 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:18,022 -[ladder clattering] -[both laugh] 1585 01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:19,356 Timber! 1586 01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:21,817 [chef, over laptop] This is the perfect course to add to your meal. 1587 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:24,194 Don't forget you can try some croutons… 1588 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,197 [woman, over laptop] Oh, I love that. 1589 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:33,787 ♪ Fancy, fancy clothes Fashion shows, fancy clothes ♪ 1590 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,372 From my phone. 1591 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:38,792 [cell phone chimes] 1592 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:40,127 [cell phone assistant] Armed stay. 1593 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:42,296 Should be everything. Okay. 1594 01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:45,841 ♪ So I'm still eatin' chicken wings Versatile, so I can keep switchin' lanes ♪ 1595 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:47,968 ♪ I got plenty Janes, I got plenty rings ♪ 1596 01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:50,095 ♪ Ain't nothin' to a queen You ain't said a thing… ♪ 1597 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:51,430 This bitch. 1598 01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:54,475 ♪ Like to call him necklace 'Cause he wanna hang ♪ 1599 01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:56,602 ♪ He was goin' nuts, so I let him hang ♪ 1600 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,855 ♪ Fashion shows, fancy clothes Fancy, fancy clothes ♪ 1601 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:04,401 ♪ That's just the way it goes Fancy, fancy clothes ♪ 1602 01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:07,154 ♪ Fashion shows, fancy clothes ♪ 1603 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,491 ♪ That's just the way it goes ♪ 1604 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:11,658 [song concludes] 1605 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,705 [Tanya laughing] 1606 01:21:16,914 --> 01:21:20,667 -I'll be honest, I've never felt cooler. -And I never felt more at peace. 1607 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,669 -Where's Kenny? -[Kenny] Yo. 1608 01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,880 [soft music playing] 1609 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:30,219 [exhales] You look perfect, little bro. Look at you, all cleaned up. 1610 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:32,012 You know what I'm saying. 1611 01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:33,639 -Hey. -Hey, hey, hey. 1612 01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:34,890 -[grunts] -Whoo! 1613 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,016 All right, last review. Let's go. 1614 01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,769 Rumaki with local wild-caught scallops and hickory-smoked bacon. 1615 01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:41,021 -Okay. Okay. -[Zack] Mini Wagyu beef Wellington. 1616 01:21:41,105 --> 01:21:42,981 -[Melissa] Mini vegan quiche with spinach. -Oh! 1617 01:21:43,107 --> 01:21:45,025 [Melissa] Manhattan clam chowder with Flamin' Hot Cheetos sprinkles. 1618 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:46,860 -And all the food tonight is… -[both] No nuts, 1619 01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:48,362 no gluten, no lawsuitin'. 1620 01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:49,947 -My dogs. -[Melissa chuckling] 1621 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,074 -[doorbell ringing] -[indistinct chatter] 1622 01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:54,535 Oh, my God. Thank you for coming. 1623 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:56,745 -We got you, girl. -We missed you so much. 1624 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:57,830 Come on. 1625 01:21:57,955 --> 01:22:00,457 [all laugh] 1626 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,502 -You guys are saving my life right now. -It's what we hoes do. 1627 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,504 Yeah, you're never living that one down. 1628 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:06,588 Yeah. 1629 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:09,133 [suspenseful music playing] 1630 01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,760 [indistinct chatter] 1631 01:22:22,563 --> 01:22:24,189 [music concludes] 1632 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,400 Excuse me. Rose? 1633 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:30,612 What is it, Caroline? Something? 1634 01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:34,867 Your girl's a fake. 1635 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:38,370 You think this rebrand's gonna work behind some kid? 1636 01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:39,955 We need to do something. 1637 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,042 [sighs] You're right. We do. 1638 01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:49,631 I'm writing you up for filing a false claim against a co-worker. 1639 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:53,552 -Get out of your own way, Caroline. -But, Rose, this-- 1640 01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:57,514 [instrumental music playing] 1641 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,310 [Tanya chuckling] 1642 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:06,648 Hey, Tanya? 1643 01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:12,154 I was just wondering if we were still cool? 1644 01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:13,906 Oh, yeah, totally. 1645 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:16,366 You know, we-- Actually, we should go and grab a beer afterwards. 1646 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:17,367 Okay. 1647 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:21,330 Gus, you are a liar and a scumbag. Either you tell Rose or I will. 1648 01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:22,664 [Rose] Tell Rose what? 1649 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:29,755 Uh, we were just discussing the decor of-- of the house. 1650 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,298 It's so un-Libra. 1651 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:35,010 [scoffs] Don't touch him, Rose. You don't know where he's been. 1652 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,762 Unfortunately, I do. 1653 01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,723 Maybe it's the champagne, but… 1654 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,433 -Mm-hmm. -…I'm not following. 1655 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,560 I saw him making out with some lady. 1656 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,863 I'm just not sold on the whole "monogamy" thing. 1657 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:59,660 Why are you putting it in quotation marks? It's a very clear concept. 1658 01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,495 And I believe I already told you, 1659 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,956 if you're not into the whole "monogamy" thing, 1660 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,708 then you can pound sand and stop wasting my goddamn-- 1661 01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:09,878 You know what? 1662 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:11,171 [suspenseful music playing] 1663 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:14,007 I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of causing a scene. 1664 01:24:15,425 --> 01:24:18,178 Let's go, Tanya. We have a company to save. 1665 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:19,846 I'm right on top of that, Rose. 1666 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:22,474 [music intensifies] 1667 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,937 Rose, cause a scene with me. 1668 01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:28,689 [music concludes] 1669 01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:33,235 Good evening, everyone. 1670 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:38,031 Thank you for joining us as we present to you the future of Libra. 1671 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,993 Based on recent news, you might've thought that wasn't a thing. 1672 01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:44,538 -Damn. She's bad. -[Rose] But let me assure you, it is. 1673 01:24:44,621 --> 01:24:47,207 And here to guide us through it is our hostess 1674 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,626 and the brains behind this tectonic shift, 1675 01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:51,461 Tanya Crandell. 1676 01:24:51,587 --> 01:24:54,047 -[crowd applauding] -[upbeat music playing over speakers] 1677 01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:55,382 Thank you, Rose. 1678 01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:01,638 For generations, Libra has reigned supreme 1679 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:04,057 in the world of young women's mall fashion. 1680 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,393 When Rose and I were in high school, 1681 01:25:06,476 --> 01:25:09,396 all we wanted to do was look just like the cool kids. 1682 01:25:09,771 --> 01:25:12,065 But for this generation, that ain't gonna cut it. 1683 01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:16,403 Today, "cool" means individuality, environmental sustainability 1684 01:25:16,528 --> 01:25:19,740 and social responsibility. So, we're switching our style up. 1685 01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:23,118 We're ditching the brick and mortars, we're going fully online, 1686 01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:26,079 and we're using all vintage looks for our new fashions. 1687 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:28,373 Welcome to tomorrow's Libra. 1688 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,751 -[electronic music playing] -[crowd applauding] 1689 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:35,589 Shelli, like all of tonight's models, is wearing an entirely vintage outfit. 1690 01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,090 -Okay. -Who that? 1691 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:38,467 Uh-oh. 1692 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:42,012 Bye-bye, outsourced manufacturing and overseas shipping. 1693 01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:43,430 All it takes to build this look 1694 01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:46,058 is sending our buyers on a trip down Melrose. 1695 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:51,980 And our ads will go from glossy and fabulous 1696 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:55,484 to Juergen Teller, Cass Bird-style direct flash, 1697 01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:58,862 so young women will feel like they're just scrolling through their feed 1698 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:00,280 and not being sold to. 1699 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:05,327 Gaby's outfit comes from multiple decades, but it feels timeless. 1700 01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:06,787 No disposable fashion here, 1701 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:09,706 just a sick look that's easy on the environment. 1702 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:14,169 Monique's outfit is reconstructed mechanics' jumpers, 1703 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,797 for young women who aren't afraid to get a little dirty. 1704 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:17,964 [crowd cheering] 1705 01:26:18,048 --> 01:26:21,343 Fierce. Pose. Pose. Uh-oh! 1706 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:24,221 [Tanya] But girls aren't the only ones who want to have fun. 1707 01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:27,766 Our looks are for her, him, and them. 1708 01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:33,438 Ethan's gear is from military surplus, for a look that's Hotel Oscar Tango. 1709 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,150 [crowd cheering, applauding] 1710 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:40,696 [Tanya] Dawanna's animal print style comes from fashion so '80s, 1711 01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:42,948 they'll have you asking, "Who shot J.R.?" 1712 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,908 [mouthing] Who shot J.R.? 1713 01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,161 [Tanya] And like all of Libra's fashions moving forward, 1714 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:53,333 they are 100% vegan. No leathers and no feathers. 1715 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,961 And what about our dedicated retail staff? 1716 01:26:56,253 --> 01:27:00,882 Inspired by the path of our valued team member, Caroline Harper, 1717 01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:04,970 who, by the way, digitized all of our QED reports… 1718 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,390 they'll stay in the family, becoming buyers, 1719 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:11,518 scouring vintage stores in their local markets, 1720 01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:14,104 pulling pieces to be reviewed by our design team. 1721 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:17,399 So, you see? Huge changes are happening here at Libra, 1722 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,068 and you do not want to leave the party before midnight. 1723 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:24,197 It ain't midnight, but y'all need to leave my house right now. 1724 01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:28,744 And to prove that style wears no generation, we have Simone-- 1725 01:27:28,952 --> 01:27:31,705 LaTanya Sue Ellen Crandell, if you don't get these mother-- 1726 01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,373 [microphone screeches] 1727 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:35,292 I'm going in to meditate 1728 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:38,879 as I can feel my rage monster about to escape its cage. 1729 01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:42,674 But what y'all will not do is be here in 20 minutes. 1730 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,760 And these people look like they steal. 1731 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:47,262 -[crowd gasping] -[indistinct chatter] 1732 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:50,348 -Oh, shit. -Go, go, go. 1733 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:57,856 You heard her. Everyone out. You got 20 minutes. 1734 01:27:58,190 --> 01:27:59,816 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1735 01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:01,985 What are you, insane? Go ahead, finish. Finish. 1736 01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:03,862 -It's okay. Go ahead. -I… 1737 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:05,614 I… 1738 01:28:09,951 --> 01:28:10,994 I… 1739 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:13,705 I'm… 1740 01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:16,875 I'm sorry. 1741 01:28:19,503 --> 01:28:21,087 I'm not who you think I am. 1742 01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:26,718 I'm a 17-year-old kid, and I lied to get this job. 1743 01:28:27,177 --> 01:28:28,762 -[crowd murmuring] -[man] Shit. 1744 01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:30,472 And that's the thing about lying. 1745 01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:33,225 You have to tell another lie to cover up the last one, 1746 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:36,978 and then you drag everyone into your false reality, and then… 1747 01:28:38,104 --> 01:28:42,734 And then you end up hurting people that you really care about. 1748 01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:45,529 [sighs] I swear I didn't mean to. 1749 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:51,201 Board members, please, please don't take this out on Libra. 1750 01:28:51,701 --> 01:28:53,370 Please keep everyone here employed. 1751 01:28:55,956 --> 01:28:58,500 Well, you're probably down to, like, 15 minutes now, so… 1752 01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:05,173 Please don't test my mother. 1753 01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:10,387 [crowd chatting indistinctly] 1754 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:12,722 [sighs] 1755 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,101 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 1756 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:20,605 is the level to which we take seriously the perspective of our customer. 1757 01:29:21,398 --> 01:29:25,026 And you heard it straight from the horse's Gen Z mouth. 1758 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:29,030 -[crowd applauding] -[whimsical music playing] 1759 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:33,410 Bryan? 1760 01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:36,538 -Bryan, Bryan, what are you doing here? -I'm sorry. 1761 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,291 -Getting Tanya back. -Wait. 1762 01:29:39,499 --> 01:29:40,417 [Bryan groans softly] 1763 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:43,420 -Is that the girl you've been talking to? -Yeah. 1764 01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:45,088 Oh. 1765 01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:47,299 I think I'm gonna throw up. 1766 01:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,019 Oh, my. 1767 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,607 -[Joan] Hi. -Hi. 1768 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,025 [both] Cute outfit. 1769 01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:08,445 [chuckles] I'm Joan. But you can call me Jo. 1770 01:30:08,528 --> 01:30:11,031 -[Rose] I'm Rose. -Nice to meet you, Rose. 1771 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:14,075 Love the update. Fabulous. 1772 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:15,827 Have we met before? 1773 01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:20,457 Hello? I swear, if one of y'all don't speak right now… 1774 01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:21,583 [Tanya] Mom? 1775 01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,294 Mom, why didn't you call first? 1776 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:26,296 I don't need permission to come to my own-- 1777 01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:30,091 Why are y'all throwing parties in my house, 1778 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,344 and why are you hanging around grown folks? 1779 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,764 And where the hell did you get money to pay for a skate ramp? 1780 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:38,099 -Oh, that's a half-pipe, Mom. -Boy! 1781 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:42,228 Mom, Tanya got a really well-paying job to take care of us 1782 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,980 because we didn't have any food. 1783 01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:45,982 She didn't call you for help because if you came home, 1784 01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,192 you wouldn't get better. 1785 01:30:47,317 --> 01:30:49,819 That's all she cared about. She did it for you. 1786 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:53,114 Well, why the hell didn't Kenny get a job too? 1787 01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:54,699 Racism. 1788 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:58,078 [whimsical music playing] 1789 01:30:58,203 --> 01:31:01,873 Mom, you are really worked up right now, and that's not good for you. 1790 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,793 So, Zack, Melissa and I are gonna tear down and clean up. 1791 01:31:04,918 --> 01:31:05,877 -Sure thing. -Got it. 1792 01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:07,545 [Tanya] And let's get some rest. 1793 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:09,714 And in the morning, Kenny will make some crepes, 1794 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,800 and I'll tell you everything. 1795 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:15,136 Sweet or savory, Ma? 1796 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,390 Your crepes. 1797 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:21,059 -Sweet. -Okay. 1798 01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:25,313 Wait, he can cook? And I can see his teeth? 1799 01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:31,194 [music concludes] 1800 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:32,362 We've missed you. 1801 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:35,949 But the summer brought us closer together. 1802 01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:40,328 We're not just siblings anymore. We're friends. 1803 01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:43,331 …know that she was gonna be hosting 1804 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:46,042 -a fashion company in her backyard. -Why didn't you know? 1805 01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:48,044 -What do you mean, why didn't I know? -Who didn't tell you? 1806 01:31:48,128 --> 01:31:50,422 -[Bryan] She couldn't tell me the truth. -[Caroline speaking indistinctly] 1807 01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:56,970 [sighs] 1808 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,185 Your middle name is "Sue Ellen"? 1809 01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:06,479 [sighs] Please, don't. 1810 01:32:08,398 --> 01:32:10,817 [Caroline] Well, they're pressed to promote me in production now. 1811 01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:15,030 I'm gonna see if I can get them to agree to a crazy salary while they're buzzed. 1812 01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:16,531 [chuckles] 1813 01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:18,491 [clears throat] 1814 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,788 [Bryan exhaling] 1815 01:32:28,126 --> 01:32:31,129 I'm sorry, Bryan. Unsolicited, this time. 1816 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,757 You got to understand. 1817 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,594 I was doing way too much, and it has nothing to do with the way-- 1818 01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:42,015 Yeah, you know, at first, I was mad because you were being shady. 1819 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:47,520 Then I saw all this here tonight, and I was mad 'cause you were lying to me. 1820 01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:50,148 And now… 1821 01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:53,318 I'm impressed. 1822 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:54,736 ["Reckless & Sweet" playing] 1823 01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:58,156 Ms. "I have no plan, but I kind of like fashion" 1824 01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,201 just saved a whole-ass fashion company 1825 01:33:01,284 --> 01:33:03,036 -with her ideas? -[laughs] 1826 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:04,579 -You know. -No, just… 1827 01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:05,872 [Tanya chuckling] 1828 01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:11,419 I'm also grateful we're finally in the same reality. 1829 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:15,507 ♪ See my blessings, feel my essence… ♪ 1830 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:17,175 Uh, what you got there? 1831 01:33:17,926 --> 01:33:21,805 Oh, that? Um, well, it's, uh, it's no big deal. 1832 01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:24,390 I was just, uh, playing some arcade games 1833 01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:28,353 and just won every single bear in existence. 1834 01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,064 -[chuckles] -I'm not saying I'm a romantic genius. 1835 01:33:31,147 --> 01:33:32,565 I'm also not saying… 1836 01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:35,693 ♪ 'Cause my money gets too long ♪ 1837 01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:38,029 ♪ Lookin' at me, you get goosebumps ♪ 1838 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:40,573 ♪ Baby, wanna roll with a rude one… ♪ 1839 01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:42,992 You kids today. 1840 01:33:43,993 --> 01:33:46,371 ♪ Call mе when the money Comе, come, come, come, come… ♪ 1841 01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,998 Hey. I'll text you tomorrow. 1842 01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:51,417 ♪ To the money I'ma run, run, run, run run… ♪ 1843 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:53,378 [sighs] 1844 01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:56,297 ♪ It wasn't the way I squint my eyes when I'm serious… ♪ 1845 01:33:56,381 --> 01:33:57,841 Are you gonna have me arrested? 1846 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,510 -[Rose] For what? -Fraud? 1847 01:34:01,094 --> 01:34:03,596 Please, the dumb shit I did when I was your age, 1848 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:05,014 I'd still be in jail today. 1849 01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:08,476 You learned to play the game. That's half of being an adult. 1850 01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:11,896 The rest is just bills, weddings, and anti-aging skin care. 1851 01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,189 [chuckles] Okay. 1852 01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:16,234 [Rose] The board thought that scene was part of the show. 1853 01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:19,863 -They praised us for our histrionic flair. -[chuckles] 1854 01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:23,616 Pull a LeBron. Skip college. Come work for me. 1855 01:34:25,785 --> 01:34:28,204 I don't know. I'm still a teenager. 1856 01:34:28,788 --> 01:34:30,832 Got a lot of dumb shit left to do. 1857 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,669 All right. Playing hardball, I see. 1858 01:34:34,961 --> 01:34:39,632 Well, I'll keep you on payroll as a remote employee. 1859 01:34:39,924 --> 01:34:42,510 And as part of our tuition reimbursement program, 1860 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:47,140 I'll pay for 75% of Howard, as long as you major in fashion design. 1861 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:48,558 That's my final offer. 1862 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,059 -Deal, boss lady. -Oh. 1863 01:34:50,310 --> 01:34:53,062 A-frame. Ah, fuck it. 1864 01:34:53,313 --> 01:34:56,399 [upbeat music playing] 1865 01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:05,950 [chuckles] 1866 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,252 [mom] Tanya? 1867 01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:19,172 -Where the hell the babysitter at? -[music stops abruptly] 1868 01:35:20,548 --> 01:35:23,927 [clock ticking] 1869 01:35:29,349 --> 01:35:30,683 Y'all did the right thing. 1870 01:35:31,434 --> 01:35:32,560 [chuckles] 1871 01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:34,562 'Cause they would have shot all y'all little niggas. 1872 01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:39,108 [upbeat music playing] 1873 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:51,537 [car door beeps] 1874 01:35:58,002 --> 01:35:59,254 Can I help you? 1875 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:01,965 I was thinking we could help each other. 1876 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,218 I just wanted to say you are the baddest woman 1877 01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:06,719 I've ever seen in person. 1878 01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:09,764 Boy, I'm old enough to be your mom. 1879 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,684 Sounds like we're both in our sexual primes. 1880 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,895 Let me see your ID. 1881 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:19,983 Hmm. Yes, Ms. Officer. 1882 01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:27,156 Twenty? 1883 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:29,325 Held back. 1884 01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:31,286 Twice. 1885 01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,538 ["Player Two" playing] 1886 01:36:37,709 --> 01:36:43,089 ♪ Can you stay for one? Sitting by the bar, I could pay for one ♪ 1887 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:44,882 ♪ But this ain't running game ♪ 1888 01:36:45,008 --> 01:36:48,261 ♪ Girl, I'm player one And she a player, too ♪ 1889 01:36:49,429 --> 01:36:52,682 ♪ So, trust, I ain't finna Play with you, oh ♪ 1890 01:36:52,807 --> 01:36:56,102 ♪ Girl, why you in a rush When it's 11 p.m.? ♪ 1891 01:36:56,185 --> 01:36:59,605 ♪ I don't like to DM Kush cologne, made her breathe in ♪ 1892 01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:03,401 ♪ I know you seen The worst out in your nightlife ♪ 1893 01:37:03,735 --> 01:37:05,403 ♪ But I could show you a good time… ♪ 1894 01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,529 [song stops abruptly] 1895 01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:10,116 [Kelvin] Oren Segal live on scene with some sad news today. 1896 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:13,328 A car was recovered from a lake in the San Fernando Valley. 1897 01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:15,872 -[ambulance siren wailing] -[horn honking] 1898 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:19,667 [Oren] Sorry, Kelvin. It's really loud over here. A lot of things going on. 1899 01:37:20,084 --> 01:37:22,503 So, inside was the body of an elderly woman. 1900 01:37:22,587 --> 01:37:25,882 According to the CHP, she appears to have fallen asleep at the wheel 1901 01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:29,093 under the influence of, quote, "Like a gallon of liquor." 1902 01:37:29,218 --> 01:37:31,304 This led local residents to ask, 1903 01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:35,516 "What do we do when our older neighbors don't know when to say 'when'?" 1904 01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:39,562 Police were unable to find any next of kin or any relatives at all. 1905 01:37:39,645 --> 01:37:43,483 An unfortunate ending to an apparently lonely, miserable life. 1906 01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:44,859 Back to you, Kelvin. 1907 01:37:44,984 --> 01:37:47,820 [upbeat music playing] 1908 01:38:40,123 --> 01:38:41,332 [music concludes]