(eerie whooshing)
(air whooshing)
(crickets chirping) (pensive music)
(eerie whooshing)
(birds calling)
(shot firing)
(feet pattering)
(shot firing) (body thuds)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(keypad keys clacking)
(door creaking)
(clacking continues) (music continues)
(clacking continues)
(music intensifies)
(eerie clanging)
(eerie music)
(music continues)
(music intensifies)
[Daughter] Why don't you accept that this is me now?
[Dad] Absolutely not.
[Daughter] If I can't go, my friends will ostracize me.
[Dad] Quit the drama.
[Mom] Maybe it's okay.
She will be with her friends.
[Dad] A group of teenage girls roaming
a drug-fueled musical sex romp isn't my idea of okay.
[Mom] That isn't like you, darling.
[Daughter] This is me.
- [Dad] No. - [Daughter] I have to go!
[Dad] No!
[Daughter] Mom, please.
[Mom] Listen to your dad.
[Daughter] I hate you!
(notifications pinging) (mellow music)
(door slams)
♪ I risked my mind to lose my heart ♪
(video call ringing)
So, what did the rulers say?
(sighs) They said no.
Seriously?
You know Becca's gonna be pissed, right?
Yeah, I know.
Like, she's gonna find someone
else to replace you with.
I hope it's not Veronica.
Ugh, Veronica's so fake.
I know, but you know Becca.
She has to have all the right pieces for the puzzle.
I'm going to download the app.
(computer chimes) (unsettling music)
Maybe I can keep this from her
until I figure out a way around my parents.
Yeah, we can figure something out.
You and me, we're in this together.
Hugs and love, darling.
Love you, babes.
(computer pinging)
(mellow music) (indistinct singing)
♪ Oh my Medusa ♪
♪ We've thrown it all in honey ♪
♪ You can't stare down a loaded gun ♪
(music fades)
(router humming)
(pensive music)
I am glad you are here.
Always go for the head shot.
(phone chiming)
(eerie whooshing) (router humming)
(music continues)
(camera beeping) (music continues)
(beeping continues)
(Dad sighs)
(phone vibrating)
Come on, something's wrong with the wifi.
Easy, killer.
My phone and tablet just turned off.
Well, turn them on.
See?
Easy peasy.
Easy what?
(phone chimes)
I just lost hours harvesting.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
(game beeping) (upbeat game music)
(birds chirping)
(daughter sighs)
(upbeat music)
♪ Looking back ♪
♪ Through all the people we've known in the past ♪
♪ Knowing the memories will always last ♪
♪ Like frozen moments in these photographs ♪
♪ You will always be there ♪
♪ You know we're living in the best life ♪
(music slows) (phone vibrating)
♪ You know we're living in the best time ♪
(pensive music)
(phone chiming) (phone vibrating)
(music continues) (phone chiming)
(Dad knocks) (Daughter exclaims)
Let's go.
Nice of you to join us.
(door slams)
Time to go.
[Daughter] Just gonna say goodbye to Mom.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll hear you.
(Daughter knocks)
[Daughter] Hey, I'll see you later, okay?
(unsettling music)
(door closes)
[Evangelist] What do you want from your life?
Do you have the strength to be the new you?
I think that you do,
and I know it doesn't feel like you can,
but I am here for you.
Together, the new you will be the authentic you.
(unsettling music)
(phone ringing) (phone vibrating)
Hello?
[Kaitlyn's Mom] Hi.
Yes, hi.
I'm calling for Mrs. Doe.
I'm sorry, we're not interested.
[Kaitlyn's Mom] Wait, please.
I'm calling because my daughter's in your son's class.
Kaitlyn?
I'm not sure if you know her.
Anyway, Kaitlin told me last night
that your son has been somewhat aggressive towards her.
(heavy metal music) (singer vocalizing)
Go left down bunker, then hit stairs.
I swear to fuckin' God if you frag yourself again-
I go left down the stairs and-
(shot firing)
Fuckin' don't frag yourself.
God fuckin' damn it.
[Predator] What the fuck, guys?
Sorry, Predator.
I'll cover him.
[Predator] Copy (sighs).
(shot firing) (character yelps)
Got him.
[Predator] Great work, kiddo.
Red Team, go into the tunnels.
We've got this.
(headset beeps)
Yeah?
[Predator] It's Predator.
Yeah?
[Predator] You did a great fucking job, kiddo.
Thank you, Sir.
[Predator] Your buddy sucks, though.
Yeah, I know.
(heavy metal music) (indistinct singing)
(earbuds beeping)
(earbuds bloop)
(earbuds beeping)
(earbuds bloop)
(earbuds beeping)
(keyboard taps)
(mellow music)
♪ The burden of love is on my back ♪
♪ I'll carry it all until I collapse ♪
♪ Giving all that I can ♪
(messages pinging)
♪ Confronting my sorrow, swallowed my pain ♪
♪ So I'll never need to feel them again ♪
♪ I can't take on this weight ♪
♪ So hold on, hold on to something ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ Hold on, darling ♪
♪ We don't have time ♪
Hello?
[Mom] Hi.
(door closes)
(liquid bubbling) (video game shots firing)
(phone vibrating)
(pensive music)
(rhythmic panting)
Dinner's ready.
(Son groans)
Don't you knock?
Dad's masturbating!
[Daughter] What? Gross!
(Dad sighing)
(fork clinks)
(Dad munching)
Mm, that's a good sausage.
(all laughing)
(TV audience laughing)
[Female Character] Now listen, you.
I need you to know something
so you don't get out of hand at dinner.
Amy is dating a colored boy she met at school.
[Audience] Oo!
[Speaker] Goodnight nurse she's dating a darkie.
(Audience laughing)
(camera beeps)
(slow whoosh)
(laptop chimes)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keypad keys clacking)
(rejection notification)
(keyboard clacking)
(rejection notification)
(mom gasping)
(keyboard clacking)
(computer acceptance chime)
[Evangelist] Welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
Shall we begin?
(Mom chuckles)
(unsettling music)
(eerie whooshing)
(door closes) (footsteps)
(Son sighs)
(controller buttons clicking)
God fucking...
(crowd cheering) (bell dings)
[Announcer] NT Games .
(audience applauding)
♪ I feel so alive, we have arrived to the perfect moment ♪
(laptop chimes)
(video game shots firing)
(Dad sighs)
(phone vibrating) (woman moaning)
(text whooshing)
(phone vibrating) (woman moaning)
(video game shots firing)
(video game clamoring)
No devices at the table.
Hey, what did I say?
(clamoring stops)
Let's eat.
So, how was everyone's day?
How was your day?
Something's wrong with the internet.
Something's wrong with my computer, too.
I had problems logging in today.
Well, I'm sure it's just a thing.
Just a thing?
I did a WAN test and a LAN test.
Both are way off.
Fine.
I'll call someone and see if they can take a look.
(food squelching)
I found a website for this beautiful retreat an hour north.
They have a long weekend program,
private rooms on the lake, an individual counselor.
It's only a couple hours away.
(high pitched ringing)
(cutlery clinks) (ringing stops)
Anything fun happen today?
Actually, yeah. (Dad sighs)
I aced my AP bio exam.
(smirks) Nerd.
Philistine.
What?
What about you?
Anything fun happen today?
No.
Really?
(food squelching) (eerie music)
I had a nice day.
(phone ringing)
[John] Hello?
Hi, is this John?
[John] Yes.
Hey, we don't know each other,
but we have a mutual friend, Mindy.
[John] (chuckles) Yeah, I know Mindy.
(chuckles) I guess we all do.
Well, she mentioned that you're kind
of a genius when it comes to tech stuff
and I'm not sure if we need a genius,
but I really could use someone
who can take a look at our home network.
It's been weird the past day.
[John] Weird, eh?
Weird how?
Well, this morning all of our devices needed a reboot
and now my son says that the LAN is in lag or something.
[John] (chuckles) All right, here's what I think.
I can look into what's happening
and get back to you in a couple of days.
Thanks.
I don't think it's anything,
but it'll get my family off my back.
How much will it cost?
[John] Oh, for a friend of Mindy?
200 bucks.
Wow, that's a little much.
Okay.
[John] Great.
I just need your router IP and the login info
and we can get to work on a remote connection.
Well, do you really need that?
[John] Or I can come by for 500 bucks.
[Man] Where were you earlier?
[Rita] Earlier?
[Man] Yes, after school.
I was looking for you.
[Rita] Oh, well I went for a walk with a friend.
[Man] A friend?
[Rita] Yeah, from science class.
[Man Was it a boy?
[Rita] What?
[Man] A boy?
Was it a boy that you went-
Hey, have you seen the sheet
with all the router information?
[Rita] No.
Yeah, it's in there under all that crap.
- Yeah, we were- - Oh, found it.
[Man] What were you talking about?
Were you serious about that retreat for Mom?
Hey, can I call you back in a few?
Thanks.
[Rita] No, I wasn't.
[Man] You were.
[Rita] No, I wasn't.
- [Man] Rita- - Yeah, I was.
I think she could use some time away.
How are you holding up?
Good.
Same, you know?
Yeah, I know.
[Man] No other boys, Rita, agreed?
[Rita] Of course, you know you're my daddy.
The fear of death is what keeps us from truly living.
But instead of confronting
this most human of realities, we hide.
We know that death comes for us.
It comes for our bodies, our memories, our loves.
- How did that go? - That thought is very deep
into our- - Well, he's going
to look into it.
How do you know this guy?
What?
Where did you find this guy?
Online.
[Dad] I also found this great retreat an hour north.
Mm hm.
We can even go together.
Mm hm.
- Here, lemme show you. - Can we do this another time?
[Dad] Yeah, sure.
[Evangelist] The fear is ours.
Kaitlyn.
[Friend] Kaitlyn?
She's a lesbian.
Shut up.
[Friend] Seriously, my brother said
that her sister kisses chicks and so does Kaitlyn.
You're just salty that she likes me.
[Friend] She likes you
because she's a lesbian and you're gay.
Fuck off.
Here's an exercise for you.
Pause the video and go
and check in with somebody that you love.
(gentle music)
(music continues)
Hello?
Uh, hello.
We haven't talked in awhile.
What would you like to talk about?
The kids.
Okay.
What about the kids?
They're good kids, right?
(chuckles) Yeah.
Yeah, they're good kids.
♪ Fences keep me out ♪
♪ But we start fightin' ♪
♪ A fist of fury starts flyin' ♪
(music crackling)
♪ Look like ♪
[Mom] I just worry about them sometimes.
[Dad] Really? Why?
I gave up on them awhile ago.
(Dad laughs) (Mom laughs)
I'm not too sure about all of her decisions,
but she always seems to find a way.
[Dad] I hate her new friends.
She has become this little hippie wannabe trying
to impress her little click.
[Mom] I'm worried she's going to fall to pieces.
She's so fragile.
I'm glad she's so strong.
Do you think the little guy's going to be okay?
Yeah, he's like me.
What are you doing?
[Friend] What are you doing?
(chuckles) How the fuck did we get
a German exchange teacher for English?
(friend speaking in German)
(Son laughs)
(router humming) (connection crackling)
Is that you or me?
[Friend] I think it's you.
Shit.
[Dad] All he does is stare at electronics.
[Mom] Him and his one friend.
- (chuckles) Yeah. - Damn, dude.
Is that your parents?
Shut up.
[Dad] I'm so disappointed he's ours.
[Mom] It's not your fault, honey.
Some kids just are that way.
[Friend] Dude, your parents are harsh.
(device thuds) (pensive music)
(Son sniffs) (game clamoring)
(pensive music intensifies)
(music continues)
(computer keys clicking)
[Evangelist] Are you back?
How did that go? (Dad sighs)
Did it feel like you hoped?
Did you learn something?
Now, here is where life gets tricky.
What we think and what we feel
are two different parts of us.
It is beautiful!
And do you know why it is beautiful?
(birds chirping)
(Daughter sighs)
(dramatic music)
Hey, dude, we're late! Up!
Dad, we're late.
(gasps) Why is my alarm muted?
You couldn't...
Jesus, damn it!
Up and at 'em.
- Where are you yelling? - Well, we gotta go.
I have a meeting.
[Daughter] I have a test first period.
[Dad] Well, get dressed then, right?
You up yet?
[Son] Shut up.
(pensive music)
(video game clamoring)
Are you gonna check on Mom?
[Son] No.
You're right there.
(door closes)
(unsettling music)
(Daughter knocks)
Hey.
Is Dad home?
Nope.
Do you want some help cooking dinner?
(egg cracks) (unsettling music)
(food squelching)
[Chef] What you need to do is really make sure
to incorporate all the egg and coat the meat well.
This is nice.
It is.
[Chef] Feel that texture
under your fingernails.
When I was your age, I hadn't seen my mom in years.
[Chef] That's nice.
When I was young, she would just pop in and out our lives.
Now take all those beautiful vegetables
and add them to the mixture.
One time she tried
to help me help her cook something.
[Chef] So nice.
I don't even remember.
Grilled cheese maybe.
I was six.
Spending too much time at this stage
is a recipe for crumbling.
She was so high or drunk
that we started a fire in the kitchen.
(squish)
She blamed me, of course.
And my dad, well, he didn't appreciate
the house full of smoke.
[Chef] Very lightly fold it into the mixture.
The funniest part is that
our entire house was always filled
with cigarette butts and overfilled with ashtrays.
Now, form the mixture into a football sized oval.
I love you.
You know that, right?
I know.
[Chef] So nice.
Mm.
Don't be like me.
Please.
(chef laughs) (laughter echoes)
(video game clamoring)
Can we please turn that off?
Maybe turn the volume down?
Dude, turn it off.
- Sure, Dad. - Dad?
You're more like Dad.
You think you're some hot piece of shit
'cause you're a part of some team that won what?
A trophy?
40 grand each, bitch.
- Kids- - Fuck you,
you little shit.
Why don't you go talk to that one friend
that will still talk to you, you cocky prick?
(dramatic music) (video game clamoring)
(door slams)
(pensive music)
(Mom speaking indistinctly)
(music continues)
Remember, the true you is in there,
and it is one of us. - Hey?
Come here, Son.
I'm in the middle of something.
Turn off your something and come here.
What?
Come.
Sit.
Seriously?
Mm hm.
(video clamoring stops) (pensive music)
I got a call from one of your classmate's mothers.
(door closes) (TV characters chattering)
You missed dinner.
Work ran late.
Ran late into a bourbon and perfume party.
We all know.
You shouldn't be this shitty to Mom.
(dramatic music)
You can't treat girls like that.
I didn't do anything.
It may not seem like much,
but it's important you understand how she feels.
She's a liar.
When you're the age you are,
it seems like we know what we're doing,
but we never really know.
Sure, we make decisions,
choices that move us one way or another
but if I would say I chose to be here,
I would be lying.
I love you.
And I love your brother,
but I wasn't ready.
You need to understand
that you cannot treat a girl like that.
I didn't.
Her mom called me and told me what happened.
Well, were you gonna believe your son
or the mother of a slut?
(hand slaps) (dramatic music)
Ow!
(cutlery clinks)
(pensive music) (TV chattering)
(Mom sniffling)
What was that?
Mom just hit me.
What the fuck?
I got a call that your son groped a girl at school.
I'm taking away his wifi password.
What? (Evangelist chattering)
Why did you hit him?
(sighs) Get outta here.
I'm not taking away your wifi.
[Evangelist] We worry about the future,
but right now, this moment,
if we can feel this moment-
I understand that you're upset, but you can't hit him.
We can feel pleasure.
Look, I understand that it's hard
with two teenagers and me and working so much,
but don't hit the kids.
Okay?
He groped a girl.
You just taught him that it's fine!
(Mom sobbing) (pensive music)
(Dad sighs)
(door slams) (video game shots firing)
[Gamer] Get into position.
(gamers chattering faintly)
[Dad] Hey, you all right?
Yep.
[Dad] We need to talk.
(video game shots firing)
Can you please turn it off?
No, I'm in the middle of something.
[Dad] This is important.
This is, too.
(video game shots firing)
(shots firing stops)
God fuckin'...
What the fuck?
(Dad sighs)
Rough night, eh?
That may not be the last time
a woman smacks you in the face.
- I didn't do anything. - I know.
Seriously, we don't do that.
I would ask before doing anything to a girl.
When I was your age, maybe a little younger,
there was this girl in my class, Jeanie.
(chuckles) Jeanie was special.
She developed early.
Well, you know.
(both chuckling)
Well, Jeanie had a crush on me
and I of course, had a crush on her.
So, one day when we were walking
with the nuns to the chauffer zone,
I threw my arm around her waist,
pulled her tight against me,
and just, I threw my lips to her mouth.
No asking permission, no right time.
Nothing but a spontaneous grab and kiss (chuckles).
Yeah, and she kissed me back.
Then when the Sister Margaret turned and saw us,
Jeanie leaned back and smacked me so hard
and had my teeth hurt for two days.
(Son chuckles) (Dad chuckles)
Yeah, but you can't do it anymore.
Not with #MeToo and girls all riled up about stuff.
I mean, you have to have your guard up.
And this is just the first time.
Girls are gonna accuse you of things.
And as a guy, there's nothing you can do.
You're the bad guy because you have a dick.
And you have to be careful with that thing.
You know, stick it in the wrong place and, well...
I could have been so much more.
And you can too.
I know how lucrative having the skills
that you have can be but fuck man,
you have to get out more.
You know, when I was your age, I was out every night.
Different friends, different girls.
You have the potential too
but you need to put some work in.
Yeah, I can teach you how to talk to girls,
how to get in with the right people.
You can do great things,
but you need to work at it more than you are now, right?
Not much.
Well, hm (chuckles).
Oh, it's all going to work out for you buddy.
Yeah, you're like me.
(door opens)
(door closes)
(pensive music)
(game rubble clattering) (music intensifies)
Not just the gift of today, but the minutia of the moment.
(router beeps)
[Predator] You've done a great job for us, kiddo.
I mean that.
You, as you are, are an amazing leader.
I'm thoroughly impressed.
Nothing phases you, kid.
Nobody can be what you are.
One day you're going to be in charge of everything,
on top of the world, king.
I'm proud of you.
You see here, this is all the stuff
that you have on your home network.
Now, you had a few packets stored on different devices
that have managed to spread to each other.
That's bad, right?
Well, yes and no.
I've found out what caused the problem
and set up a firewall.
So, we're good?
Well, give it a few days
and I'll keep an eye on it.
But yeah, I think we're good.
Great.
So, hear you and Mindy had some fun last night.
Did you two talk about that?
Your secret's safe with me.
Well, I wish it was safe with Mindy.
It's no big deal, Pops.
I've known her for ages.
We're pals.
We talk about pal stuff.
It's not like I'm giving it to her on the regular.
I guess that's a relief.
It is for me.
She's a little nutty for my taste of lover bird.
Really?
(pensive music)
(camera beeps)
(TV chattering) (indistinct singing)
[Game Show Host] No, I'm sorry
spaghetti is not my favorite dish.
♪ Maybe there's a reason ♪
(TV characters speaking indistinctly)
(phone vibrating) (notifications chiming)
(video call ringing)
He asked.
Well, I'm not ready for that.
Too late.
(phone chimes)
- He already wrote. - What is he saying?
Well, I haven't accepted yet.
Accept.
(device beeps)
[Friend] What's happening?
He called me Sunshine.
[Friend] That is adorbs!
(notifications pinging)
He just asked me to study.
[Friend] You said yes, right?
Well, I haven't written.
- You're ghosting him? - No.
Then say yes, yes?
The answer is yes. (phone ringing)
I'll be right back.
(TV chattering) (eerie music)
(music continues)
Why are you staring at me?
(eerie music)
(music continues) (TV chattering)
[Contestant] How would that be fair?
[Game Show Host] Fair?
Nothing's fair.
Life isn't fair.
And games are just life in an emotional microcosm.
[Mom] How was it?
[Dad] It's good.
[Mom] Yeah?
[Dad] Yeah, thank you.
[Mom] (chuckles) You're welcome.
[Dad] Well done.
[Mom] You okay?
[Son] Fine.
(pensive music)
[TV Host] Now,
there is only one key left (indistinct).
[TV Character] Sarah, you boxed my dad.
That was totally hot.
[TV Character] Vesna.
When my brother said he would leave his wife for you
I knew you were special.
What it comes down to is you can give me that extra boost,
that thing that makes me, a better me.
Both of you are so perfect, but I can only have one of you.
I just don't know who deserves it more.
This last key.
The key to my heart belongs to...
(power surges)
- What? - Come on!
I thought we fixed this?
- Well, I did. - Maybe not.
(eerie music) (keypad keys clacking)
(music continues)
[Evangelist] Each one of us needs to know what that you,
the true you looks like.
I need you to go and find a photograph
of yourself when you were young.
Pause the video and go and find that photograph
that can remind you who you were.
(key clicks)
(pensive music)
Whichever photograph you hold
in your hand right now is the correct photo.
I want you to look at yourself in that picture.
Really look at yourself.
Look at your clothes.
Look at your haircut, look at your eyes.
Stare into those eyes.
(unsettling music)
Who is that?
Who was that?
Do you see her?
(exhales) She sees you.
Do you see her?
Oh, that young self is so innocent.
Unmarred by experience.
Unaffected by influence and poor decision making.
Well, that's the case for most people.
Innocence.
But not for you (tsking), is it?
Look at you.
(exhales) You were never innocent.
You wanted to be accepted so bad
you would've done whatever Daddy wanted.
(Mom sobbing)
Oo, you little slut. (nails scratching)
Make your Papa happy.
I want you to know the true you.
(Mom gasping) (dramatic music)
(music continues)
(Mom's dad chuckles)
(dramatic music) (Mom exclaiming)
(Mom's dad yells)
(Mom sobbing) (high pitched ringing)
(Mom sobbing) (pensive music)
(music continues) (sobbing continues)
(video game chiming)
[Friend] That sounded good.
Yeah, I found a cash box
under Skull Island Palm Oasis.
[Friend] In the north?
Yeah.
Good luck. (device chimes)
Fuckin' (sighs)...
what?
Someone text me and I got kicked out of the game.
- You okay? - Yeah, just my dad.
Now what?
The other night he gave me this big speech, so.
Oh, oh, birds and bees, huh?
Because you're growing up so fast?
Fuckin' no, he was just...
He was saying shit like,
you know, I'm like him, but he's such a douche bag
and he fucks around with my mom too.
[Friend] Damn, dude, I'm sorry.
Don't be, man.
Don't need to be like that asshole anyway.
I get it, when my parents divorced,
my dad tried to be my best friend.
For the first year,
he would take me bowling or mini golf.
It was all ice cream and pizza
and R-rated movies with tits and shit.
Just wanna do my thing, you know?
- I know what you mean. - Thank you, man.
You're my guy, dude.
You know I got you.
I'm glad someone does.
The protozoan is a single-celled organism
containing a nucleus and other cell structures.
Like other plant and animal cells.
Right, and bigger than bacteria.
Super big single cell organisms.
You seem pretty good at this stuff.
I am.
Why do you need to study partner?
(Brandon sighs)
(phone ringing)
Hello?
[Fraud Protection] Hello, Mr. Doe.
Yes?
[Fraud Protection] Hi, I'm calling
from Fraud Protection Services.
I am contacting you as we have flagged
some activity to your accounts
and need to verify you made these transactions.
Okay.
[Fraud Protection] Can you please type in
your phone password?
Sure. (keypad beeping)
[Fraud Protection] Thank you.
I just wanna check a few suspicious transactions.
Did you purchase anything in the amount
of $57.33 from a bodega New York yesterday?
New York?
No.
[Fraud Protection] And then another transaction
in New York today at an electronics boutique
in the amount of 127.44?
What? No.
[Fraud Protection] Thank you, Mr. Doe.
I denied the transactions and flagged your account.
Okay.
[Fraud Protection] Thank you for choosing us.
(line beeping)
Do you remember in third grade
when I spilled my soda at lunch?
Oh, and it looked like you pissed yourself.
And it looked like I pissed myself.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I think I remember that.
Yeah.
Well, you were the only person who didn't laugh.
You came over to me and handed me your sweatshirt.
Well, I don't remember that.
I do.
(phone vibrating) (person moans)
(pensive music)
(eerie music)
♪ I'm stuck in this rollercoaster ♪
♪ Stay bold ♪
♪ Tear me into pieces ♪
♪ No, no, I don't like it, hold ♪
(singer vocalizing)
[Brandon] Oh.
[Brandon] I don't know.
[Daughter] Will you please just shut up?
[Brandon] It feels wrong.
- I said shut up. - Come on.
(Daughter panting) (Brandon panting)
(high pitched ringing)
Well, that was my second first kiss.
Second first kiss?
Larry Vaughn kissed my cheek in second grade,
but I don't know if that counts.
(smirks) Yeah, I'm not sure if that counts either.
(Daughter moaning) (pensive music)
Will you go out with me?
(indistinct singing)
(Daughter moaning) (eerie music)
(music fades)
(daughter moaning) (Brandon panting)
(door opens)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
[Son] I told you go left.
- I did! - No you didn't.
[Predator] Kiddo, I swear, if your buddy fucks this up,
he's dead to me.
Shit!
- No! - God fuckin' damn it.
[Predator] You're gonna get fragged.
No, wait, I got this.
This game sucks.
I'm out. - I got this.
(video game shots firing)
[Predator] You son of a bitch.
You are awesome.
I know, right? Top prospect.
[Predator] We on private?
Yeah, it's just us.
[Predator] We gotta get rid of your buddy.
I get it.
Just kick him and I'll tell him why tomorrow.
[Predator] You can't just drop a teammate at this level.
We need to show cause for axing a player.
So, what do we do?
[Predator] You gotta SWAT him.
I can't do that.
[Predator] Hey kid, if you want to be big,
you have to be big.
Time to get your balls out.
(sniffles) I can't-
[Predator] Either that or we're dropped from competition
(video game shots firing) (pensive music)
Okay.
[Predator] Okay?
Yeah.
[Predator] Good.
Call. - Now?
[Predator] Yeah, kid.
I need to know I can trust you.
I can trust you, yes?
(sniffles) Yeah.
[Predator] Good.
Call.
(phone ringing) (Son breathing heavily)
[911 Operator] 911, what's your emergency?
Hello?
911.
Hello, 911?
911?
911 (sniffles)?
My friend has plans for our school.
He showed me his plans today.
He's gonna come in with guns tomorrow.
(dramatic music) (video game shots firing)
(mellow music)
♪ You look like lightening ♪
♪ It's kind of exciting ♪
♪ Us two ♪
♪ But nothing's the same ♪
♪ But for the fightin' ♪
(notifications pinging) (pensive music)
(Daughter panting) (Brandon panting)
(music continues)
(video call ringing)
- Seriously? - Where did you get that?
Seriously, a sex tape?
We only kissed.
I don't know what that is.
I do.
That's gold.
What?
I'm sorry little Doe, but this is too good.
It's so cringey, it's fire.
- Nothing happened. - Happened, didn't happen.
The video is the story.
You can't share this.
Where did it come from?
Does it matter (laughs)?
(notifications pinging) (phone vibrating)
Why are you doing this?
Oh, babe, nothing personal, just status.
You know?
[Mom] It's okay.
It's okay.
It's not okay.
What were you thinking?
That wasn't me.
Are you fucking with me?
It's a fuckin' video.
This was sent to us, our friends, my work.
It's okay.
Okay?
My boss is going see this.
My coworkers, your teachers.
(phone vibrating)
This is fucked.
(Dad gasps)
I swear, okay, I swear.
We only kissed.
I don't know what that is.
Look, if we are going to get through this,
I need you to be honest with me.
I am, okay?
I don't know what that is.
I'm a virgin.
Well, that video says otherwise.
(dramatic music) (air whooshing)
I need you to go.
Your mom and I have to talk.
Mom, you believe me, right?
Of course I do.
[Dad] Go to bed.
(video game shots firing)
Listen to your dad.
(video game shots firing) (players exclaiming)
You know why no one likes you, right?
It's 'cause you're fake,
your causes, your passions, all of it.
Nobody accepts you because you don't accept you.
And instead of figuring out how to be you,
you're just this thing,
this fake thing that really doesn't mean anything.
It's just a coverup.
A coverup for the real you that no one likes.
So, you try and you try, but you can't escape yourself.
And that's truly the the tragedy of it all.
You can run.
So you run and you run,
but you can't run anywhere where you won't be.
But that's you.
You're a phony (smirks) on a treadmill,
seeking someone who will like the inner you,
the inner you that well, you hate.
(pensive music building) (video game shots firing)
So, if I were you I'd just quit the game.
Call your mom, tell her you failed.
Tell her nobody likes you.
Tell the truth.
Do that and be someone for a change.
Do that or I'll fucking SWAT you.
(video game shots firing)
[Evangelist] Today, we're going to talk
about the power of the present.
Not just the gift of today, but the minutia of the moment.
The terrificness of this tick in time right now.
How do you feel at this very second?
Are ya happy, mad?
Are you...
(eerie music)
♪ You can't leave me now ♪
♪ So hold on, hold on to somethin', hold on ♪
♪ Hold on darling ♪
(static crackling) (pensive music)
(music continues)
(knife unsheaths)
(music continues)
(device beeping) (static crackling)
(device bloops off)
[Evangelist] True pleasure that radiates
from every part of your being.
You know, life can give us so...
(Evangelist speaking indistinctly)
(knife clanks on counter)
(music continues)
We worry about what we think,
about our past.
Right here, this moment.
If we can feel the moment...
(eerie whooshing)
(phone ringing)
[Fraud Protection] Thank you
for calling Financial Services,
your wealth partner for over 40 years.
(light music playing)
[John] Thank you for calling Financial Fraud Protection.
This is John, how can I help you?
Hi, so someone called me yesterday
and told me I had some fraudulent attempts
to charge my account,
and I logged in just now
and all accounts show a zero balance.
[John] Okay, I'd be happy to help you.
Do you have your case ID?
Well, they didn't gimme a case ID.
[John] They didn't?
Okay.
Can you log into your account online
and verify the access code I'm sending?
Online?
Yesterday they just had me punch in the code on the phone.
[John] Really?
Okay, please hold.
(light music playing)
(Dad exhales)
(unsettling music)
[Manager] Hello?
Yes?
[Manager] Hello Sir, I'm a fraud protection manager.
I've been told about your situation.
Unfortunately, I'm going to need you
to go to a branch for any further assistance.
Excuse me?
[Manager] I can't proceed any further over the phone.
You need to see a case specialist immediately.
It is imperative that you gather any documentation
that you have (speaking indistinctly)...
(music continues)
(keypad beeping) (line trilling)
[IT Guy] Hey, you reached me.
Leave a message.
(keypad beeping) (line trilling)
Hey, you reached me.
(line trilling)
Hey, you reached me.
Leave a message.
(phone beeps)
[Security Professional] Well, to put it simply,
you've been hacked.
From what you've told me
it could have been any number of things.
So what now?
Well, this is messy.
Messy.
We have to scrub everything.
You need to be completely offline.
I can't be offline.
I've got a tournament this weekend and we're ranked.
Sorry, slick, this is bad.
You're sorry?
I'm fucked.
Fucking...
[IT Professional] Do you have any place you can go
for a couple of days?
We have a cabin in the woods we could go to.
I don't wanna go there.
Yeah, well, we don't really have a choice.
You two go get packed.
So, I know you need all of our devices,
but I can't be away from work.
Is there any chance I can bring my phone?
I really need it.
(sighs) Okay.
I can have our guys look at it,
make it as safe as possible.
But when you get back, we need to wipe everything.
Perfect.
Thanks.
(birds chirping)
This is going to be great.
Out of the city for a couple of days.
No school, no work.
Just us.
And no devices.
An adventure.
(Dad sighs)
(hand banging) (unsettling music)
(music continues)
(door creaking) (music continues)
Okay, ladies, start cleaning out the cobwebs.
Son, let's empty the mice traps.
(music continues)
(floorboard creaks)
(dramatic music)
It looks like a family.
(eerie squelching)
(owl hooting)
(birds chirping) (Dad exhales)
(ax thuds)
I love this stuff.
You know, when I was your age,
I was an Eagle Scout.
I don't know what that means.
(sighs) Go get more logs.
Why?
Because it's good for you.
Because you could use some exercise and because I said so.
This is retarded.
(ax thuds)
What are you doing?
Pick it up. - You pick it up.
Do your job.
- Are you paying me? - No.
Then you do it.
(wood thuds)
Where are you going?
- Away. - (sighs) Okay, then.
(ax thudding)
(broom sweeping) (eerie music)
(music continues) (Dad grunting)
(Dad groans) (music fades)
Are you going to the woods?
[Son] Yeah.
Hold on, I'll come.
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
I need my fuckin' phone.
Dad's being such a fuckin' asshole,
I'm gonna miss the match
and then I'm gonna be banned from the clan.
Well, that sucks.
You fuckin' think?
Dad's being a dumb ass,
but this is probably Mom and her bitch ass cult.
It's not a cult.
And it's probably that sketchy guy Dad hired.
I don't give a shit, I just need my fuckin' phone.
(flies buzzing)
(dramatic music)
(flesh squelching)
(chuckles) Cool.
(squelching continues) (buzzing continues)
(eerie music)
(eye squelching) (music intensifies)
(music fades)
(birds chirping)
(person moans)
(door opens)
Hey.
Nice walk?
Yeah, it was.
This place brings back a lot of good memories for me.
Hm.
Were you up here a lot?
As a young girl, I was.
Dad would hunt with the boys
and I would run around the woods, picking berries,
talking to trees (chuckles).
Little girl things.
(Dad chuckles)
I would have liked to know that little girl.
(anticipatory music)
(music continues)
(Dad panting)
Oh my God (laughs)!
(Mom moaning) (Dad panting)
(moaning intensifies)
Oh, God (panting).
[Daughter] Hello?
Is anybody here?
(Dad chuckles) (Mom chuckles)
[Mom] I think we're not alone (laughs).
I guess not.
(Son chattering) (Daughter chattering)
(Dad sighs)
(pensive music)
(laughs) Maybe this will help
take care of you until next time.
(pensive music)
(Dad panting)
(music continues)
(upbeat music)
Don't want anything else?
(Mom laughs)
I hope so too.
Seriously?
Yeah (chuckles).
- I'm GG. - Don't GG, that's my thing.
- Okay (laughs). - It's an acronym.
- I'm winning by myself now. - For fuckin' good game.
(all laughing)
All the way.
Just put the damn domino down.
[Daughter] No, I can't put it...
(all clamoring)
[Daughter] (gasps) Oh!
[Son] That's not how the game works.
- Kids. - No.
- I said it first. - What?
Well, you won.
- I'm done. - Hey, he won.
Well done, kiddo. - No, no.
[Dad] GG, good game, right?
- Yeah, exactly. - Did you say L or W?
- GG, what's up G? - No, I got the W.
No, you can say like, you can say, "What's up, G?"
And I'd say GG. - I got the W
and you got the L.
Loser, loser, loser. - Oh!
- Oh. - I got the W,
you got the L. - Bring it.
(rag rustling)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(owl hooting) (Mom giggles)
(eerie music)
(jaw snaps) (Mom giggles)
(Mom gasps)
(Mom screams)
(Mom's Dad laughs)
No!
(ax whips)
(Mom sobbing)
(Son gasps)
(sobbing continues) (pensive music)
(owl hooting)
(music continues) (sobbing continues)
(Mom screams) (hand thuds)
You have to remember the rules.
We're here to hunt, not to hurt ourselves.
Always keep the barrel pointed in a safe direction.
(pensive music) (birds chirping)
Your weapon is intended to kill.
It's not a toy, but an object of great power.
(dramatic anticipatory music)
(music continues)
(eerie whooshing)
(music continues)
Relax and squeeze when you have your shot.
Know what you're looking at
and make sure you understand your target.
(music continues)
When you have your shot, you fire.
No indecision.
You take a life so that you can survive.
(phone vibrating) (pensive music)
I thought you said no phones.
(suspenseful music)
(shots firing) (music continues)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(video game clamoring) (unsettling music)
(Mom panting) (music continues)
Shh.
(music continues)
(video game clamoring) (music continues)
(Mom panting)
The new you will be the authentic you.
The new you is the authentic you.
The new you will be the authentic you.
(twigs snapping)
(footsteps approaching)
Hey.
Where are you going?
Where's your father?
What are you doing?
The new you will be the authentic you.
(pensive music)
(Mom panting)
(music continues)
(Mom chuckles)
I know you have a phone.
If you hand it to me I can just...
(laughs) I can just look the other way.
(Mom panting)
It's okay, Son.
You can come out.
(wings flapping)
(cage clattering) (Mom gasping)
(Mom laughs)
(object thuds) (Mom yells)
I love you (laughs).
(objects thudding)
I love you!
(gasping) I love you.
Love you (gasping).
(grunts) I love you! (objects thudding)
I love you! (objects crashing)
I love you, I love you, I love you (screams)!
(Mom sobbing) (dramatic anticipatory music)
I love you.
(music continues)
(Mom giggling)
(video game clamoring) (music continues)
(Mom panting)
I love you.
(Son gasping)
I love you.
(log thudding) (blood squelching)
I love you (sobs).
I love you!
I love you (sobbing)!
(body thuds) (video game clamoring)
(log thuds) (Mom sobbing)
(pensive music)
(keypad beeping)
I love you.
Welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
Shall we begin?
Can you feel it?
We have found you,
the authentic you.
You are the best you.
Now, there's just one more project.
Just finish that last loop and pull the other end through.
Now, find something sturdy and tall.
I am so proud of you.
The true you is ready.
(log thuds)
(pensive music)
(music continues)
(blood squelches)
(music continues)
(dramatic music)
(Daughter sobs)
(Daughter gasps)
- Mom! - Thank you for you.
(sobbing) Mom?
No, Mom!
Mom (sobbing)!
No, Mom!
No!
Mom (sobbing)!
(Daughter screams)
(Daughter wailing)
(Daughter sobbing) (dramatic music)
(music continues)
(rope creaking) (Daughter sobbing)
(Dad breathing heavily)
(rope creaking) (Daughter sniffling)
(line ringing)
(busy signal beeping)
Shit.
(eerie music)
Hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
(pensive music)
It's just me.
They're gone.
Dead.
Mom and...
And...
(Dad sighs) (pensive music)
Good.
(music continues)
That cocky little prick shot me.
(rope creaking)
(Dad laughs)
And her?
She was just in our way.
Now we can have some quality father, daughter time.
I think you're hurt.
Let me call for help.
(Dad chuckles)
I'll need the phone back, dear.
Please.
(music continues)
(Dad chuckles)
(Daughter whimpers) (Dad panting)
I watched your video
from beginning to end over and over (snarls).
(sobs) That wasn't me.
(Dad laughs)
My innocent little virgin.
I am!
(Dad panting)
(hammer thuds) (Dad yells)
Fuck!
(dramatic music)
(Daughter groans)
Don't worry, honey.
Daddy's here (grunting).
(Daughter whimpering) (anticipatory music)
(Dad spits) (music continues)
(Dad panting)
Let's make a video.
(Daughter whimpering) (rope creaking)
(Dad panting)
(Daughter grunting) (panting continues)
(Daughter screams) (bone thuds)
(Daughter whimpering) (eerie music)
(music continues)
(Daughter sobbing) (music continues)
If we're gonna get through this,
I need you to be honest with me.
(Daughter screams) (blood squelching)
(Daughter wailing) (unsettling music)
(music continues)
(wailing fades)
(shoes scraping) (birds chirping)
(phone vibrating) (notification chiming)
(Daughter chuckles)
(vibrating continues) (Daughter laughing)
(eerie music)
(phone vibrating) (notifications chiming)
(music continues) (notifications chiming)
(eerie music intensifies) (phone chiming)
(music continues)
(notifications pinging) (phone ringing)
(phone vibrating) (pinging continues)
(phone ringing) (notifications chiming)
(phone vibrating) (notifications chiming)
(phone ringing) (notifications chiming)
(dramatic music)
(phone ringing) (notifications chiming)
(phone vibrates) (notifications chiming)
(phone ringing) (notifications chiming)
(unsettling music)
(music continues)
(music fades)
(eerie music)
(music continues)
(music fades)
(no audio)