1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,269 (button clicks) 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:04,605 - [Voice Over] The night before Maggie arrived. 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,974 - [Kyle] Okay. Hey, hey. 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,076 Hey, when the bouncer's kicking us out, 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:11,245 don't say "Choke me, daddy." 6 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,480 - But then, why did daddy choke? 7 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,748 (Kyle chuckles) 8 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,283 - Because we are banned next time. 9 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,754 Oh. Nope. Nope, nope. 10 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,788 - Okay. 11 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:22,623 (Max gasps) Kyle. Kyle. 12 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:23,457 Kyle. 13 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,359 I'm falling. 14 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,627 - No. No. Hey. 15 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,161 Okay. - No. 16 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:29,696 - Don't fall. Don't. We're almost at your apartment. 17 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:31,932 (Max groans) 18 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:32,966 - I can't make it. 19 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,537 (Max moans) 20 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,472 (Max groans) 21 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,473 - Every single time. 22 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,808 - No. No. 23 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,610 - And you wonder why the bathroom stall graffiti 24 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,213 says "Messy Max", with your phone number. 25 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,650 - I put the phone number there. 26 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,219 (keys jingle) 27 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,387 - [Kyle] Home sweet home 28 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,157 (Max grunts) 29 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:07,834 - Shoes-ies off-sies, please. 30 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,169 Thanks. 31 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:10,470 - I'm gonna make you a coffee. 32 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,672 (Max scoffs) 33 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,073 - [Max] You don't know how to make coffee. 34 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,142 - You're right. 35 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,682 (car horn honks) 36 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,983 (pour, stir) 37 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,085 (beer lid crack) 38 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,320 (chugs beer) 39 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,921 - Crushed it, bro. 40 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,523 - Coffee is ready. 41 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,357 Ah! 42 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,658 That can almost hit me. 43 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:33,160 Where did that beer come from? 44 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,828 - Floor beer. 45 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:35,696 - Okay. 46 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,332 (Max chuckles) 47 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,168 Oh, where did your clothes go? 48 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,370 - Mm, floor clothes. 49 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,871 - And, 50 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:48,408 only a little bit of whiskey 51 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,377 to this delicious coffee. 52 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,214 - Is this beer, or did I pee myself? 53 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,783 (Kyle chuckles) 54 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,919 - Okay. I am gonna go. 55 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,554 - Where are you going? 56 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,589 - Home. It is 3AM. 57 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,025 (Max groans) 58 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,263 (Kyle chuckles) 59 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,565 (smooch sound) 60 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,400 - I knew you'd to come back for me. 61 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,868 - Sleep well, my darling. 62 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:16,970 You're a mess, but, 63 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,939 you're my mess. 64 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:25,579 Oh, no. 65 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,582 Goldie Prom, the goldfish, died. 66 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,084 - What? 67 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,620 - We will have a funeral when you sober up. 68 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:34,454 - Stay... 69 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,923 - Okay. What? 70 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,893 So I can watch you throw up that last PBR. 71 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:40,994 No, thank you. 72 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,231 (Kyle sighs) 73 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,332 Don't miss work tomorrow. 74 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,267 It'll be the fifth time. 75 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,101 I love you. 76 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,105 And don't throw up in the bathroom again. 77 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,275 (blows kiss) 78 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,610 - Throw up? 79 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,780 I don't have to... (retches) 80 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:03,483 (chuckles) I don't have... (retches) 81 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,286 (breathes deeply) I have to throw up. 82 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,688 (Max groans) 83 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,960 - [Voice Over] Womb Envy. 84 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,630 (Max throws up) 85 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:19,966 Present day. 86 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,473 - God, I could really use a drink. 87 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,543 - Max. You already have a drink. 88 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,377 - Not coffee, 89 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,479 like a drink, drink. 90 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,047 - Oh, right. 91 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,382 Sorry. 92 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:36,516 It's been a while. 93 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,484 - Since...? 94 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,052 - Since I've had a drink, drink. 95 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,654 - What do you mean? 96 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:41,721 - I don't drink, 97 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:43,990 alcohol. 98 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,294 - Because of your disability. 99 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,528 Of course? 100 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,230 - No, I'm an alcoholic. 101 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,231 - Oh, you're... 102 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:56,670 Well, that's a good reason not to drink. 103 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,638 - Yeah, I'd agree. 104 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,340 - Actually, just started on the sober path. 105 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,908 - Wow, that's great. 106 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,742 How long? 107 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,010 - About 24... 108 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,513 Hours, Patrick. 109 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,714 (Patrick laughs) 110 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:08,682 - [Patrick] Congratulations. 111 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,350 - Thank you. Thank you. 112 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,353 It's been a long road, but I'm here. 113 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,355 (both chuckle) 114 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,024 I'm just trying it out for a bit. 115 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:22,729 Also, noticed a bit of a beer belly situation going on. 116 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,231 - What started this? 117 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,032 - [Max] Oh, I usually start with white wine spritzers 118 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,902 and then vodka sodas 'cause I'm basic, 119 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,203 and then a few PBRs. 120 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,038 - No, I meant the break from booze. 121 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,940 - [Max] Oh, Maggie's idea. 122 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,876 She thought I was partying too much. 123 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,244 - And you got a baby coming. 124 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,447 - Yeah, the baby. 125 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,915 My baby. 126 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:45,285 With its little webbed feet. 127 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,121 - So how did you and Maggie meet? 128 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,290 - We... 129 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,093 We've been friends forever, since high school. 130 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:59,199 We've always had this kind of immediate bond, like family. 131 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:01,434 - [Patrick] And now you're about to start one of your own. 132 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:07,807 - Yeah, we separated for a long time. 133 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,978 And she was just kind of part of my past. 134 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,615 And then we reconnected, 135 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,384 and bam, Baby. 136 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,752 - Amazing. 137 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,922 - Yeah, baby with my high school bestie. 138 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,256 What a gay cliche? 139 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,257 - A what? 140 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,492 - Aah... 141 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,761 You know, happy, cliche. 142 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,262 - [Patrick] Yeah. 143 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,764 - Grandpa Hermann really influenced the way I speak. 144 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:33,633 What about you? 145 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:37,938 Are you going steady with anyone? 146 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:41,074 - No, but one day I'd like to have a family of my own. 147 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,410 - So, go find a girl and do it. 148 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,780 I'm sure the ladies are all over you. 149 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,016 - Yeah, but too bad they're barking up the wrong tree. 150 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,285 - Why? What kind of tree are you? 151 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,787 - A gay tree. 152 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,455 - What? You? 153 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:59,492 Ah, a willow if you will? Low. 154 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:04,264 Ah, you struck me as more of an, oak. 155 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,966 - Well, shock me, shock me, shock me 156 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,534 with that deviant behavior. 157 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,969 - Stop. 158 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,137 Empire Records is my all time favorite nineties movie. 159 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,038 - [Patrick] I actually celebrate... 160 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:12,872 - Rex Manning Day. 161 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,207 - [Patrick] Yes! 162 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,644 - [Together] Oh, Rexy. You're so sexy. 163 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:23,283 - The thing about Maggie and I... (retches) 164 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,188 The thing about Maggie and I... (retches) 165 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,789 - [Patrick] Max, are you okay? 166 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:33,727 - Um. It's another earthquake. 167 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,996 Really shakes up my bladder. 168 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,498 I need to pee, again. 169 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,169 (Max throws up) 170 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:44,504 (spits) 171 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:45,705 (twinkling sound) 172 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,674 (Max heaves) 173 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:51,811 - God, you throw up more than the exorcist being exercised. 174 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,680 - [Max] Ugh, I'm not getting rid of you, am I? 175 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,083 - Are you talking to me or that baby bump you've got going. 176 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:57,917 (The Divine laughs) 177 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,386 - [Max] Oh, shut up. 178 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,887 - I mean, you've gotta wonder why you're in here 179 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,922 praying to the porcelain gods, instead of out there 180 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,859 with that hunka, hunka burning love. 181 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,394 - [Max] I really like him, 182 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,597 and he's gaaay (heaves) 183 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,866 Oh. What is happening to me? 184 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,067 (twinkling sound) 185 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,335 - [The Divine] Let's take stock, shall we? 186 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,103 You've lost your slender physique, 187 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,205 you're throwing up your morning croissants. 188 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,374 You're emotionally all over the place. 189 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,543 Why else would I be here? 190 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,011 Girl, 191 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,447 I'd say you are with child. 192 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,016 - In case you haven't noticed, I'm a man. 193 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,385 - Okay. Firstly, we need to talk about your POV on gender. 194 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,853 That's embarrassing. 195 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,390 Secondly, haven't you heard of Couvade syndrome? 196 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,226 God, educate your damn self sometimes. 197 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:41,895 - I failed science class. 198 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,063 - (mocking tone) Don't you mean Biology? 199 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,464 - No, just science. 200 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,032 - [The Divine] Let's check the Google, okay? 201 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:50,070 Couvade syndrome, also known as sympathetic pregnancy, 202 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,938 is a condition in which a partner 203 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,574 experiences the same symptoms and behaviors 204 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,409 as an expectant mother, 205 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:59,412 including, but not limited to, 206 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,614 minor weight gain, 207 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:04,117 altered hormone levels, and... 208 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,218 Nausea. 209 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,587 - No, this is... 210 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,421 - It is. 211 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,255 - I'm not? 212 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,090 - You are. 213 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:10,924 - I can? 214 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:11,758 - You can. 215 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:12,726 (The Divine laughs) 216 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,760 - Mazel Tov. 217 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,395 - Mother... (retches) 218 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,764 (Max throws up) 219 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:21,601 (The Divine laughs) 220 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:22,802 - You're nasty. 221 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,075 - Max? 222 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,810 - Goodbye abs. 223 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:36,483 Goodbye Twunk-ish body. (burps) 224 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:40,420 Goodbye seeing you every day, medium Max. 225 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,454 - Medium? 226 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,023 (jaunty music) 227 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,529 - Hi. I think this jacket belongs to my friend. 228 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,463 - Oh. 229 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,932 (water runs) 230 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,303 (faucet closes) 231 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,606 Why was I throwing up in the bathroom? 232 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,808 Yeah, that sounded gross. 233 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,543 Just a little morning sickness. 234 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,778 And you know how it is? 235 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,514 Yeah, no. I don't know how it is, freak. 236 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,350 Oh, and I am gay and in love with you. 237 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,184 You're gay!? 238 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,720 Wanna hit this? 239 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,554 No. 240 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,492 - Oh, excuse me. 241 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,460 Hello. 242 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,161 (mug rattles) - Oh, God! 243 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,462 I'm so clumsy. 244 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,365 Sorry. 245 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,633 (slaps face) - Snap out of it! 246 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,302 (percussion music) 247 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,170 - Yeah. Oh. 248 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,070 Yeah, that's good. 249 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:31,971 Rub that out right there. 250 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,140 Good. You're really good at this. 251 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,308 - What the... 252 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,178 - Oh, thanks. Chivalry really is dead. 253 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,012 - Is that? 254 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:39,846 - Kyle on his knees? 255 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:40,814 - [Max] With Patrick? 256 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,714 - [The Divine] Whipping him up? 257 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:42,882 - [Together] In a coffee shop? 258 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,350 - Kyle! 259 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,185 - Max. 260 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,186 - Hold me back. 261 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,521 (thuds to the floor) 262 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,889 She didn't hold me back? 263 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,691 - Max, what are you doing? 264 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,861 - I spilled coffee on him. 265 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:55,695 - Ah. 266 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,768 - [Together] How do you guys know each other? 267 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,203 - What are you doing here? 268 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,437 - [Kyle] Oh, you didn't respond to my text 269 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,573 for like two days, so I checked Find My Friends. 270 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,074 If you remember we downloaded it, 271 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,776 after you got lost at Hyde Park. 272 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,711 Couldn't let that capybara out of its enclosure. 273 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,112 - Oh, so you're stalking me? 274 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,215 - So I'm worried about my best friend. 275 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,216 So sorry. 276 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,917 - Hi, I'm Patrick. 277 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,118 - This is Kyle. 278 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,721 He's an old buddy, from the club. 279 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,555 - Old? 280 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,057 Okay. (Kyle chuckles) 281 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:24,891 Wait, "buddy"? 282 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,526 - Please leave, Kyle. 283 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,927 - [Kyle] Really? 284 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,462 So, these are your greetings and salutations to me 285 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,865 after literally shoving me out of your apartment last night. 286 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,266 Who was that hoe, anyway? 287 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,901 - That was Maggie. 288 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,803 You know Maggie? 289 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,639 - I think I would know if you had another friend. 290 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,874 But you, 291 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,642 you'd be very hard to forget. 292 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,610 Who the hell are you? 293 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,444 - [Patrick] I'm Max's lam... 294 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,313 - Ah-mazing instructor. 295 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,749 Life coach and stuff. 296 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,251 Kyle, I don't want you here. 297 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,485 - Are you feeling threatened? 298 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,453 'Cause don't worry, I'm not gonna... 299 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,954 - [Max] Please, Kyle. Leave. 300 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,256 Kyle, leave. 301 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,091 (both chuckle) 302 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,259 - You know? 303 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,760 I thought it was just hangover remorse 304 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,495 when you started wondering what the point of it all was. 305 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,431 But, if this is some conversion to the light, 306 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:08,101 and I'm not included, don't be surprised 307 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,602 when that little blue bubble doesn't appear 308 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:13,139 when you text me at 2AM because you lost your keys, again. 309 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,674 Now, if you'll excuse me, 310 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,110 I have some insanely fabulous plans to get to 311 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,279 that clearly don't involve you. 312 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,948 It was lovely to meet you, Trade. 313 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,251 You got fat. 314 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,620 - [Patrick] Ah... 315 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,123 Do you wanna get outta here? 316 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,991 - [Max] Yeah, I really do. 317 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,432 (church bells ring) 318 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,467 I'm so sorry. 319 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,303 For some reason I thought Kyle was... 320 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,373 I don't know what I thought. 321 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,675 - You don't need to explain, Max. 322 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,976 I know who that was. 323 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,144 - You do? 324 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,145 - I do. 325 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,513 - I wasn't trying to to lie. 326 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,315 - He's your enabler. 327 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,783 - Oh. 328 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,018 Right. Yeah, I guess so. 329 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,720 So enabling. 330 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,489 I appreciate the help with the Lamaze class and Maggie, 331 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:07,393 but, I don't have a problem. 332 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,995 - No? 333 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,863 I heard you throwing up in the bathroom. 334 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,733 - Are your senses heightened, 335 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,802 (whispers) because of the blindness? 336 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,804 - Firstly, not blind. 337 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,872 Secondly, yes. 338 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,474 But also, the whole cafe heard. 339 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,210 Withdrawal can be a bitch. 340 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,679 - Ah. Withdrawal explains a lot. 341 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,183 - Listen, I totally get it. 342 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,551 I used to get into fights, 343 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,319 and I had a bottle thrown at me one time, 344 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,521 and a piece of glass went in my working eye. 345 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,190 I was totally blind for nine months, 346 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,257 and I needed all the strength I had 347 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,859 to get through the surgeries. 348 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,228 And that's when I decided to get help. 349 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,664 Don't wait until you have no other choice. 350 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,199 - I'm not. It, I'm... 351 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,867 - If you're not gonna do it for yourself, 352 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,369 then think about Maggie, 353 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,070 and that awesome little person you're about to meet. 354 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,407 - Why are you trying to help me? 355 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,843 - I have an offer for you. 356 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,111 - An offer? 357 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,180 - Will you come to AA with me? 358 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,550 - Oh. 359 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,586 - I promise it's not gonna be as scary as you might think. 360 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,188 - Will there be donuts? 361 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:13,192 There's always donuts on TV, and I am craving a donut. 362 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,928 - Well, there's a meeting about to start right now. 363 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,230 - Right now? 364 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,533 As in the right now, that's right now? 365 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,069 - Take a deep breath in through the nose. 366 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,071 (breathes out) Exhale through the mouth. 367 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,608 Need that hand. 368 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,482 ♪ Kind of love - Help me, Jesus. 369 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,653 ♪ A different kind of love 370 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,789 ♪ A different kind of love 371 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,091 - [Voice Over] Womb Envy is created by Champagna, 372 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,827 written by Mark Keller, produced by Charlie David, 373 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,295 directed by Jake Horowitz, 374 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,597 with cinematography by Paul Maxwell. 375 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,399 Womb Envy is produced and distributed 376 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,967 by Border2Border Entertainment, 377 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,504 in association with AMI and OUTtv. 378 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,940 Integrated described video by AMI. 379 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,910 Featuring Daniel Fernandes, Storm Steenson 380 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,646 Jeffrey Haase, Helen Holtham, Champagna, 381 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,980 and Luke Avoledo. 382 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,316 (fun music) 383 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,202 Copyright 2023, Border2Border Entertainment. 384 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,971 (water splashes)