- Mom? - Maggie?
- Dorothy? - Max?
- Dorothy? - Patrick?
- Drag queen! (chimes ringing)
- Mom! - Maggie!
- Dorothy. - Max.
- Dorothy? - Patrick.
- I took way too much acid. (electronic music)
(whimsical music)
- [Announcer] Womb Envy.
- Mom, what are you doing?
- Him, and, and him.
(Dorothy stammers) Don't touch me, sinner.
Have I covered my transgressions like Adam?
Like hiding my inequalities in my boobs.
No, inequities in bosom.
Inequities in my bosom.
- Is she speaking in tongues? (sound whooshing)
(chimes ringing) - Mm, Google translate says
she's speaking in drunk.
- I'm not drunk.
- Oh my G- God.
Can she see me when she's as drunk as I am?
- Whoever conceals their sins shall not something, prosper.
And I forget the rest.
- You're drunk.
- Oh no. (laughs)
She's wasted.
- I went to a meeting to get some god damn support.
Lord knows I don't get anywhere else.
And I find Max giving a speech about how I'm an alcoholic,
and how you deceived me, and made a fool outta me.
- Dorothy, I am so sorry you had to find out that way.
- You're a living blasphemy.
- Mom, stop.
- And you are a liar.
- I was gonna tell you everything tonight.
- You were never engaged.
Your baby was always going be born out of wedlock.
- Yes, and?
- Ah, I told you the improv training would pay off, um...
- And I look like an idiot.
What am I gonna tell my church group?
- Dorothy, I understand how you're feeling.
- Why are you here? (laughs)
'Cause you're boning the man
that was supposed to be my daughter's fiance?
This, ah, this is the gay agenda.
I saw it on Fox News.
- I am the one that lied.
They didn't.
Patrick didn't know, Max was just kind enough
to help me out.
- If not for them, then why?
- Because I'm scared of you.
- You're scared of me? (scoffs)
What's there to be scared of?
- Because I don't want a family with the father.
And I didn't think that you would agree with that.
- A child needs a father.
Oh. - Dorothy, let me help you.
- I don't need any help.
We're not staying here another minute.
- This is a safe place for Maggie.
- We're going home, and finding the real father,
and that's it.
- No. - No?
- No, I'm staying here with Max.
- You can't stay here and bring a child here.
He's, he's a sinner.
- And so am I.
And so are you.
And no amount of repenting is going to change that.
- You need me.
I, God showed me.
- You showed me how not to be a mother.
This child needs to be welcomed
by a happy, independent person.
And reconnecting with Max reminded me
that I used to be that person.
And you, you used to be this person,
which is exactly who I was afraid of you becoming again.
But I am not sacrificing my happiness
or my child's happiness to keep you from being this.
- I wanted to give your baby what I never gave you.
- My baby is not your second chance.
- It's too difficult to raise a child alone, Maggie.
Tell me, what is his name?
- It's not important. (exhales sharply)
- Why? - Because it doesn't matter.
It was just a hookup.
- That's my girl.
- I will make him take responsibility.
He can't just walk away from this.
- He doesn't know.
- Then I'll call him up right now.
Who is it?
- Right now we need to think what's best for Maggie.
Dorothy, I also came to know God through AA.
- Faggots can't know God.
- Dorothy.
- Absolutely not, we're done.
- Get out.
(alcohol sloshing)
- Not until you tell me who the father is.
- Dorothy, let's regroup tomorrow when you're not...
I'll order you an Uber?
- I'm not going anywhere till I find out who it is.
- I don't even know.
- You've just been blindly helping Maggie?
Sorry, Patrick.
- That's what she apologizes for?
- Dorothy, you need to leave.
Go back to your Airbnb.
- I didn't rent one. (laughs)
- What?
- I figured I could guilt you into letting me stay here.
That didn't work out too well. (laughs)
So, I'm driving back to Elliot Lake.
- You are not driving.
- I'm fine.
- Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
And don't hit a lamppost on your way out either.
- Dorothy, give me your keys.
- I pray for this child.
- Jesse.
The Zamboni guy?
I have his mother's number, I'll call her right now.
- Don't you dare
- Jesse.
Captain of the hockey team?
Prom king, the guy I literally had nightmares about.
You wanted me to raise his child?
When were you gonna tell me?
- I mean, yes.
I, I was, um...
I just didn't want...
- Maggie, are you, are you okay?
- I couldn't...
(Maggie groans)
- Maggie?
- Pumpkin?
(water splashes)
- Did you just piss yourselves?
- Did we both just piss ourselves?
(Maggie groaning) - They're going into labor.
- I did not sign up for this.
(excited music) (sirens wailing)
- Dear Lord, deliver this baby into the world
clean of any briars that inflicted upon its soul.
- Oh mom, this is not helping.
- Keep pushing, Maggie.
The doctor's on his way.
(Max groaning)
- Keep pushing, Max!
I don't know what you're pushing, but push.
(Max screaming)
- Just give me a knife, and I'll cut it out myself.
- Remember your breathing.
- Just breathe out your sins.
And breathe in is glory.
- Enough with the Bible bull!
- Shit!
(Maggie screaming) - Ah, I'm giving birth
to Godzilla, I can feel his pointy spikes!
(Max screaming)
- Holy shit, I think it's crowning.
(Maggie groaning)
(Max screaming) (Maggie groaning)
(Max breathing heavily)
This is insane!
(Maggie groaning) (Max screaming)
(substance squirting)
- Oh, is that shit?
Am I shitting, on you?
(Patrick wincing)
(baby crying) (Maggie breathing heavily)
- Oh my good eye. (Patrick gagging)
(Maggie sighs) (monitor beeping)
- Mom, where's the baby?
- He came a bit early.
He's just resting.
You both had a long day.
- How is he?
- Oh, he's healthy, and he's a gift to the world.
Just like his mother.
Last night I made a big mistake.
I am so sorry,
but I am here for you.
- So, you're okay with everything?
- Of course, I'm your mother.
We're fine.
We're perfect.
- Have you talked to Max, where is he?
- Don't worry about Max, don't worry about Max.
Just rest.
(Maggie sighing)
- Yeah, I need to close my eyes for a minute.
- I'm here.
(phone buzzing)
(phone chiming) (Maggie snoring)
- [Max] Maggie, you won't believe what happened to me,
what I heard happened to me.
How are you, how's the baby?
What floor are you on?
Give me a call.
- [Automated Voice] End of new messages.
To delete this message, press seven.
(phone chiming)
- Oopsy. (sighs)
(monitor beeping continues)
(electronic music)
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♪ If I ever lose sight, I know I'm faster than ever ♪
- [Announcer] Womb Envy is created by Champagna,
written by Mark Keller, produced by Charlie David,
directed by Jake Horowitz,
with cinematography by Paul Maxwell.
Womb Envy is produced and distributed
by Border2Border Entertainment,
in association with AMI, and Out TV.
Integrated described video by AMI,
featuring Daniel Fernandes, Storm Steenson,
Jeffrey Haase, Helen Holtham, Champagna, and Luke Avoledo.
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