-Tonight on "Celebrity Game Face,"
we got three celebrity teams from country music,
comedy, and NASCAR.
-Oh, yeah. Whoo!
-Let's go!
Is it a game or not? -Go!
Things are about to get weird.
-Easy. -Whoa.
-Yeah!
-You're supposed to be popping them with the beak.
-They said I couldn't use my hands.
-Will you shut the [bleep] up, man?
I'm so sick of you, Affion. -[ Laughs ]
-Are you jerking off an elephant?
-I can't do that with this hand.
-But it's not gonna be all fun and games.
Is that the moment when you realize it wasn't just a fart?
-It's a [bleep] situation, alright?
[ Laughter ] -Go, go, go, go, go!
-They'll earn money for charity,
but only one team will take home
the epic Hart of a Champion award.
-I'm actually purposely losing
'cause I don't want to win anything that has "Hart" in it.
-What?! [ Laughter ]
Tonight on "Celebrity Game Face,"
It's country versus comedy versus NASCAR.
I, of course, am your host, Kevin Hart,
and this here is my beautiful wife, Eniko.
-Hi, guys. -Hey, hey. What's up?
-Alright, honey, look, it's not about you and I.
It's always about our contestants.
So let's not waste any time.
Let's meet them all.
Up first -- oh, my God.
We have Jimmie Allen and Bobby Bones in the house.
Hello, guys. -[ Chuckles ]
-That was a -- That was a short intro.
I was hoping to at least get something, you know --
you know, "Bobby Bones, country music's biggest..."
"Jimmie Allen..." -If you want, if you guys --
-Do your [bleep] job as the host.
-What did you say, Affion? [ Laughter ]
-Give the guys a proper introduction.
[ Laughter ] This isn't new.
It's not new. -You're right. It's not new.
It's not new. Here we go. [ Laughter ]
He's the top country music singer/songwriter,
with several number-one hits
and the reigning CMA New Artist of the Year.
It's Jimmie Allen.
Playing with him is his nationally syndicated radio host
and star of his own TV show.
It's Bobby Bones.
-Jimmie's biggest fan.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's keep it going. Guys -- oh, my God.
Good friend of mine. Very, very funny guy.
Talented actor, comedian Affion Crockett.
And he's teaming up tonight
with one of the stars of Hulu's "The Orville," J. Lee.
What's going on, guys? -What's up, man?
You alright?
-Did you just "What's up, man? You alright?" me?
You just went with filler conversation to me?
-You just did the dumb-ass introduction.
"A good friend of mine and a comedian.
He's very funny -- Affion Crockett."
-You gave me filler conversation.
-"I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready."
[ Laughter ]
-Anytime he wears a hat, this is what he becomes.
It's not him. It's the hat.
-I saw what you did there, pal.
-Okay. And finally,
he's one of the biggest stars in the world of NASCAR racing.
It's two-time Cup Series champion Kyle Busch.
Riding shotgun with Kyle tonight,
it's his wife, Samantha.
Hey, guys. How are you doing? -Good.
-I'm doing good. What's up, man?
Proud to be on the show.
-Kyle, NASCAR. Work is great.
Life is good, huh? Is the energy good?
-We're feeling rowdy. Let's go.
-Alright. Well, you take that rowdy feeling,
and you best believe that things get heated on this show.
-I hear you. -Here we go. Buckle up.
This game that I want to play is called "Guilty as Charged."
**
Alright, guys, let me tell you how the game works.
One member of each team will be on trial,
and I'll accuse them of various offenses.
If you've done the thing that you're accused of,
well, you hold up your "guilty" paddle.
If you haven't done it,
well, you hold up your "not guilty" paddle.
Once your plea is locked in,
I'll ask your blindfolded partner
if they think you're guilty or not guilty,
and then they'll try to correctly match your answer.
Now, we'll do three of these per team, alright?
You'll get five points for each match that you get.
Alright. With that being said, babe, you know what?
Let's start with Jimmie and Bobby.
Jimmie, you're in the hot seat.
Bobby, you're gonna be guessing.
So get your blindfold on, please.
Alright, guys. First case. [ Gavel banging ]
Jimmie, you stand accused of...
[ Laughter ]
How do you plead -- guilty or not guilty?
-Okay. -I mean, I've heard Jimmie sing two dozen times,
and I know he can sing.
And I've heard him sing sick, 'cause Jimmie don't stop.
So I'm gonna go not guilty. [ Bell dings ]
-Not once has it ever -- Like, have you ever thought about it?
-If I get caught lip-syncing, I'm in double trouble.
I'm a country artist that's lip-syncing,
and I'm a Black country artist that's lip-syncing.
If the country community don't kill me,
the Black community gonna kill me.
-That is true. You already on the edge.
That is true. You are.
-I'm walking this line like this.
-Alright, alright. -You're walking on a plank.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. Second case, Jimmie,
you stand accused of...
How do you plead -- [ Laughter ]
-- guilty or not guilty?
-Well, I'm gonna say guilty.
[ Bell dings ] -I like it. He knows his guy.
I love it. Guilty he is. -Yes.
Yes, man. This is good. -Yeah.
-I'm not gonna lie,
my wife helps me take off my pants a lot
on the bus after a show.
They be tight. -Huh.
-It's a part of the look. I understand it.
What'd you say?
You don't say that [bleep] on the goddamn show.
[ Laughter ]
-Kevin, You be getting help taking your pants off?
-No. There was a time
where I think I couldn't get them off, so --
-I mean, they have been like --
-Flashback of me laying on my stomach on the bed
and her pulling. [ Laughter ]
-On your stomach? [ Laughter ]
-Alright. Final case here.
Jimmie, you stand accused of...
-[ Chuckles ]
-How do you plead -- guilty or not guilty?
Mm! How does he plead?
-Not guilty. -Not guilty?
-Yeah, Jimmie is as authentic as it gets.
Even sometimes if it gets him in trouble,
Jimmie does not play a role for anybody.
-Wow. -Oh, you're right.
-Oh, nobody told me. -Yeah. You're right.
-Okay. Jimmie, Bobby, you got all three right.
That gives you guys 15 points. Way to start out with a bang.
Alright, let's keep it going.
Kyle, Samantha, you're up next.
Sam, you got on the blindfold. -We are ready. We're getting it.
-Kyle, you stand accused of...
How do you plead?
-[ Laughs ] Uh...
-How does he plead -- guilty or not guilty?
-Oh, definitely guilty.
But it didn't work. [ Bell dings ]
-Okay. But you didn't get out of it.
-I think it got you in bigger trouble.
-What's your excuse? What do you say?
-Pretty much I've got experience going fast,
so I know how to drive fast.
So I'm in control all the time. -"I know what I'm doing."
I'm not out of control.
So that's all fine. -Yeah. Okay. I understand.
-They're like, "Yeah, here's your ticket."
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Let's keep it going. Blindfold back on, Samantha.
-Okay. Here I go. -Here we go.
Alright, second case. Kyle, you stand accused of...
-[ Laughs ]
-How do you plead -- guilty or not guilty?
What do you say?
-Not guilty. [ Bell dings ]
-Not guilty. -'Cause you pee right before.
I always tell people if they want an autograph,
you go to the Porta Potty right before the race,
'cause you're always there.
-I would love to pee in the suit.
Honey, do I have any problem with peeing on myself?
It's time to go, it's time to go.
-Ew. -Alright. Final case.
Blindfold back on, Samantha. -Alright.
-Here we go.
Alright, Kyle, you stand accused of...
How do you plead, hmm? [ Laughter ]
Guilty or not guilty, huh?
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. [ Laughter ]
-It pains her to reveal the truth.
-I'm gonna go with guilty,
but I know that paddle'd faced to not guilty.
[ Bell dings ] -Oh, see?
That's what I'm talking about, Kyle.
-Stand in it. -I can't win them all.
I try, but I can't. -That's amazing.
-By the way, Kyle, Samantha, you guys got three correct.
That's 15 points for you. Good job.
Affion, J. Lee, too hard acts to follow.
Okay. Affion, you are gonna be in the hot seat.
J. Lee, blindfold on. -Boom.
[ Gavel banging ]
Affion, you stand accused of...
[ Laughter ]
J. Lee, how does he plead -- guilty or not guilty?
-I'm gonna say guilty.
-Guilty, guilty. [ Bell dings ]
That man is guilty.
-Let me just say this -- It's the [bleep] algorithm.
Stop tampering with my [bleep] -Oh, God. Hey.
[ Gavel banging ]
Order in the goddamn court.
Order in the court, man. [ Laughter ]
-Alright. Next question. -Good grief.
Affion, you're still in the hot seat.
Let's go. You take the next one, babe.
-Alright. -Let's go, let's go!
Is it a game or not? [ Laughter ]
-Alright. -You stand accused of...
-[ Laughs ]
-That, I'm gonna go with not guilty.
No one knows how old the [bleep] he is anyway.
-You guys have no idea how much truth
is to what J. Lee just said.
Affion's age is the most unknown thing --
-Nobody knows.
-I've assumed Affion has been 33 for the last ten 10 years.
-I don't know how many years we've done it,
but it's been 29 again, over and over again.
-Aww! That's so sweet. [ Laughter ]
Hey, she's gonna give you some tonight,
but you're still gonna finish first.
Don't be trying to do all that buttery bull[bleep]
-I'm all about number one. -Last question.
Affion, you're still in the hot seat.
Here we go. Affion, you stand accused of...
-[ Laughs ]
-He -- -I'm gonna go not guilty.
'Cause even if he did do it, nobody would know.
[ Laughter ]
-Very loyal, trusting guy.
You guys just got all three correct.
I mean, for the first time,
after one, we're all tied up
across the board, man.
15 points across.
This here seems to be the making
of what will be a great competitive episode.
Don't go nowhere. We'll be right back after this.
[ Gavel banging ]
Honey, actually, you want to hit the gavel today?
You want to hit the gavel today?
-Eniko, take the gavel and hit him on top of the head
like Whac-A-Mole.
-[ Laughs ] No.
[ Laughter ]
-That's funny to you? [ Laughter ]
-So that's entertaining, for him to tell you
to bash your husband on the head?
That makes you -- -Do you think I'm gonna do it?
-Affion, what kind of piano is that back there?
-It's a Boston -Word?
-I'll tell you what else it is, Jimmie.
It's -- What do they call it?
Oh -- stolen.
Yeah, if you want to go... [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, yeah. -Stole the grand piano. Yeah.
-Okay? Alright?
-That man has never played the piano
a day in his goddamn life.
[ Laughter ]
**
Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
After the first round, it is all tied up --
-Wow. -Jimmie and Bobby, 15,
Kyle and Samantha, 15, Affion and J. Lee, 15.
Which is why we now need to get into the next round.
Guys, a little quick little tidbit about me.
As Eniko can tell you, you know, every once in a while,
I'll come up with a game that's so smart,
I mean, so ingenuous.
-He just said how smart he was, and he said "ingenuous."
-Ingenious is what I meant to say.
-You sound stupid.
-I know what I just said, Affion.
Hey, here's the thing, Affion --
-[ Laughs ] Okay. -The world will never see it
'cause I can edit it out, stupid.
Yeah. So all they gonna see in this edit
is me going "stupid" to you.
[ Laughter ] -You guessed.
-That's coming. -You guessed.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
-Guys, this next game is gonna be a great one, alright?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play
"Pardon My Pecker."
**
-What the hell is that, Kevin?
-Hey, Affion, I'm glad you asked.
This one here --
this is a game where you'll be wearing a suit made of balloons,
and all your partner has to do is pop them.
That's it. That's the game, right?
But no. It's not easy, 'cause there's a twist.
The twist is, is that your partner has to wear a beak --
a chicken beak, okay?
Yeah. Hence "Pardon My Pecker."
-Oh, pecker. -Baby, put the beak on.
-Hold on, hold on, hold on. -Put the beak on, honey.
-Yes. -It's on.
-You got it on? Okay. -Yeah.
Now, pop that balloon with your beak.
Pop it. [ Balloon pops ]
-Oh, s... [ Laughter ]
-Damn. The [bleep]?
-They sound like a gunshot.
What the hell was that? -There's nothing you can do.
You know it's coming, but it's still, "Oh, oh!"
-Yeah. Alright, guys. [ Laughter ]
Now, what I want to know is who's wearing the balloons
and who's popping with the beak?
-I'm gonna wear the balloons, I guess.
-Oh, I'm pecking. -Kyle's pecking?
-Yeah, yeah. I'm pecking, alright.
-Affion's pecking. Jimmie, you pecking?
-I'm the pecker. -He's a pecker.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, guys. Get dressed.
-This is a race game,
so remember, you are not taking your time.
You're trying to peck the balloons as fast as you can.
Get them popped.
Team that comes in first will get 20 points.
Team that comes in second will get 10.
Third place will get nothing
but some trash from the balloons that you pop.
That's it, okay? -[ Chuckles ]
-On your mark...get set...
Go! -Hyah!
-[ Laughs ] -Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
-Look at Affion. -Oh, we're rolling.
-Did he hit it? -Yeah, he hit it.
[ Balloons popping ]
-Hyah! Hyah! -[ Laughs ]
-You're supposed to be popping them with the beak.
-They said I couldn't use my hands.
-This is training. -What is he doing?
-[ Grunting ]
-Easy, easy, easy.
-[ Chuckles ]
-Oh! -Don't turn.
Turn.
-Oh...Affion. Stop cheating.
**
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
One more. Come on.
[ Bell dinging ] Is that it?
-Second place is still alive.
-Keep going! [ Bell dings ]
-Okay, okay, okay, okay. -Alright, alright.
-[ Laughs ]
-Alright. Jimmie came in first. -Jimmie got first.
-Yeah. [ Chime rings ]
-Kyle and Samantha came in second.
-Aww, man! [ Chime rings ]
-Affion and J. Lee came in last.
-[ Snaps fingers ] -You get no points.
-I can't tell you how many times I pecked
and didn't get a pop.
-There was a part
where I was popping the balloons in the front
and I found myself on my knees.
I had to get up. [ Laughter ]
"No, no, no." -Jimmie -- Jimmie, you brave.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright, guys. Jimmie and Bobby,
you're in the lead with 35.
Kyle and Samantha
are in second place with 25.
And Affion and J. Lee
are in last place
with 15 points.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you see,
this is "Celebrity Game Face."
And in this show, things will heat up.
Mark my words.
Honey, please tell the people don't go nowhere
because we'll be right back.
-We'll be back, guys.
Don't go nowhere. [ Laughs ]
-Affion kicks like a bitch. He didn't even pop any.
[ Laughter ]
-[ As Terrence Howard ] Look here, mayne.
What I'm not gonna do...
-He thinks he's Terrence Howard.
-...is let you talk to me like this.
-Oh, well, excuse the hell out of me.
-I play it hard. Okay, mayne?
-Jimmie, you know, I almost got
into the world of country music, too.
-It's never too late.
-Well...
Hey [Southern drawl] well... [ Laughter ]
-Kev, let's hear the song.
-Let me hear that. -* Well, if I...
* Well, if I could roll, roll down my highway *
[ Laughter ] -You have to stop.
-I'm not gonna do this with you 'cause y'all --
-Let him get to the chorus.
-If I had my hat, I would sound a lot better.
[ Laughter ]
Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where me and my wife are in the middle of a zinger.
Quick score recap --
Jimmie and Bobby sit at the top with 35 points.
Kyle and Samantha are in second place with 25.
Affion and J. Lee are at the bottom with 15 points.
Guys, it is time for a game
where we get to re-create the kind of funny viral photos
that you see all over the Internet.
I call this game "That Moment When..."
**
In this game, our players are turning themselves into a meme.
Honey, I'm gonna need your help on this one.
-Okay. -Alright?
Take that and put your face in the middle of it.
That's your frame, right?
Okay. Now, I'm gonna whisper something in your ear,
and make a face that represents what I'm telling you, okay?
**
Make a face that says that.
-That's when she first saw your dick.
-Wait, no. That's not even part of the choices, Affion.
That's not even part of the choices.
That's untrue.
-Oh, no, but that was the face.
-No, that's untrue. -Oh, you give them options?
-Okay? Yes, I give them options.
I would say like, "Alright,
is Eniko making the face of a brain freeze?
Is that that moment?
Or is this a moment
where you laugh so hard that you pee a little bit?"
And then you guys would have to guess which one it is.
In this case, that would have been a brain freeze, right?
-Yes, but how do you make a brain-freeze face?
-Now, if she had have been making the other face, Affion...
[ Laughter ]
-Look, I've known Eniko a long time.
She's never made that face around you.
[ Laughter ] -That's that face, Affion.
-Okay, that's it. It's that's simple.
If they guess right, both teams get 5 points.
We'll do two per team.
Kyle and Samantha, we're gonna start with you guys, alright?
-[bleep] -You're making faces first.
-Alright, alright. -And Affion and J. Lee,
you guys are going to be guessing.
-Okay. -Okay? Keep in mind,
you guys are working together, alright?
Make the face and hold the face, Kyle.
-[ Laughs ]
-Is that the moment when --
when you have the best orgasm of your life,
or is that the moment when
you realize it wasn't just a fart?
-I'm going option "A." -One.
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
-It's the big "O." -Yeah. Look at his face.
-You guys, this is the face I get to see.
[ Laughter ]
-Points -- Points is what it is.
-Points. -It's all about points.
-Well-done, well-done. -You've seen the first one.
The first one was correct. That's 5 points.
Alright, let's go another one. Samantha, your turn.
You're making a face on this one.
Alright, hold it.
Alright. Affion and J. Lee, is that the moment when
you slam your finger in the car
or when you walk in on your grandmother in the shower?
-Grandma naked in the shower for sho'.
-Long titties. -Yeah.
-All the way on the floor.
-Yes. -Hacky-sack titties.
-Yeah. -That's that moment.
-Alright. Samantha, which one is it?
-It was the grandma titties. They got it.
-Wow. That's two for two out the gate.
That is 10 points for both of you guys.
That's an amazing round, guys. Let's keep it going.
Okay. Jimmie and Bobby, you're doing the faces now.
Kyle and Samantha, you're gonna be doing the guessing.
Bobby, when you're ready, make your face.
[ Laughs ]
-Alright. That moment when
you finally pee after a seven-hour road trip
or that moment when the edible kicks in?
-[ Laughing ] -Oh!
-Damn. That's both. -Right.
-That's definitely the face I made after that five-hour race
that I had to go pee after, so --
-You want the first one? -[ Laughs ]
-Go the first one. -Which one?
-The first one. Road-trip pee.
-Road-trip pee.
-Which one is it, guys? [ Bell dings ]
-Seven hours. -Yes. [ Clapping ]
-Pee! -I told you I knew that face.
I knew that face.
-Okay. Next one.
Jimmie, when you're ready, give us your face, please.
-[ Laughing ]
-Kyle and Samantha, is that the moment when
you find a Band-Aid in your half-eaten salad,
or is that the moment when you wake up from a sex dream
about your first cousin?
-Tough. [ Laughter ]
-Definitely the second.
-Number two, the second. Cousin. -Definitely.
-Ain't nobody want nothing about the cousin.
-Is that -- Is that -- [ Bell dings ]
[ Laughter and applause ] Wow!
Look at that.
Right off the bat.
Two great guesses
for Kyle and Samantha. -Those were great.
-That's 10 points for each team. Okay?
Affion, J. Lee, you're now gonna make the faces,
and let's let Jimmie and Bobby do the guessing.
Alright. Make the face when you're ready.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-Alright. Jimmie and Bobby.
-[ Laughs ] I can't take it.
-Is that the moment when you sit on a wet toilet seat
or you're kissing your dog and they slip in some tongue?
-That's got to be dog. -That's got to be the dog.
-Which one is it, guys?
-Number one, you sit on a wet toilet.
-Wet toilet seat. [ Buzzer ]
-Oh, man.
-Wet toilet seat?
-Why would you have that face?
-Hold on, hold on.
-This was an easy one,
because Black people don't kiss our dogs, okay?
So you should have known that. -Good point.
-You should have [bleep] known that.
-Easy. -Good point.
-[ Laughs ] -Okay. Next one.
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright. Jimmie, Bobby, is that the moment when
you get your private parts waxed,
or is that the moment when you're having sex
and your partner calls you the wrong name?
-Oh, that's got to be -- He doesn't look angry.
-He doesn't look angry at all.
-That's like a scream, like a stunned --
-Yeah. That's definitely wax. -Like pubes. Aah!
-That's definitely wax. -[ Laughs ]
-Which one is it? Which face was it, guys?
[ Bell dings ] -Actor.
Actor. Easy.
Actor!
-That's 5 points for both teams.
-Easy. Well-done.
-That also concludes this round.
Let's do a quick score recap before we get out of here.
Jimmie and Bobby sit at the top
of 50 points.
Kyle and Samantha
are in second place with 45.
And gone but definitely not forgotten
is Affion and J. Lee.
Guys -- -Still in on this game here.
We'll be right back on "Celebrity Game Face."
-We'll see you guys. -Kevin Hart.
That's right. After this. -See you soon.
[ Laughter ]
-That was great. [ Laughs ]
-That was so good. I was confused.
-Yeah. I was like, "Wow." -[ Laughs ]
-I didn't know Jimmie had a teleprompter.
-I was like, "We're doing bumpers?"
-I wouldn't have did it like that.
-Okay. Kevin, show us how you would have done it.
-No. I'm keeping it. That's how we go out.
-Alright, guys. It's gonna be good.
3...2...1. Welcome --
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
We are coming back. You heard me right.
I have no clue what I'm getting into, but I'm here to do it,
so let's rock and roll.
Kevin, lead us out. -[ Laughs ]
-I got to say, that was the best example of hosting
that I have seen in about 20 years...
-What?! -...of watching.
-Totally. Yeah. -What?!
-We finally got a host.
[ Laughter ]
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where our teams are all battling
for the Hart of a Champion trophy.
Quick score recap --
Jimmie, Bobby, you sit at the top with 50 points.
Kyle and Samantha, 45 points.
Affion and J. Lee are doing what losers do,
and that is losing. [ Laughter ]
-Coming back. We're gonna come back.
-Alright, guys, look.
Sometimes my brain is like a supercomputer, right?
And one of the genius ideas that I had the other day
was this game of quick thinking called "Off the Dome."
This game here is incredible.
Each team is gonna reach out to a friend or family member,
and that person will have just 20 seconds
to list 10 things in a specific category.
I'll give you 2 points
for each thing they list in each category.
And there will be two categories.
That means there's a total of 40 points that are up for grabs.
You got it?
-Mm. -Yes.
-Honey, you don't have it? -[ Chuckles ] You went too fast.
-That's not the first time she said that.
[ Laughter ] -You see what you just did?
-What? -Stop setting him up with jokes.
[ Laughter ]
Affion, J. Lee, you guys are gonna go first.
Who are you calling?
-My brother John. -Okay.
[ Line ringing ]
-What up, John?
-What's going on? What's going on?
-How are you, John? -Kev, real quick,
let me acknowledge that your wife --
-I'm sorry. -Hi. No, it's okay.
-It's okay. -Alright. Alright, John,
flirt with my wife in my face again
and I'll come through this goddamn screen.
I know what the hell just happened.
-He was just being nice. -My bad, my bad.
-I know what just happened. -Hey. What's up, Eniko?
How you doing? [ Laughter ]
-John, your brother, Affion, and his partner, J. Lee --
they're gonna ask you to list
as many things as you can in a specific category.
Okay, Affion, I want you to give him the category.
-[ Laughs ]
-John, 20 seconds, alright?
Okay, go. -Oh. Uh, orgasms.
-Uh, they fake having money.
They lie about that.
They lie about being famous.
-Affion. -[ Laughs ]
-Hold on, hold on. Knowing somebody.
Um, where they work, where they live.
Um...
-You got it. Come on.
Oh, guys lie about girls that they slept with.
-Time, time! -Good one.
-Guys, on that one, you got seven correct.
Give them the next category.
[ Laughter ]
-[bleep] Alright. -This is a good one.
-Let's go, let's go. Alright. -Really? Come on.
-It's gonna be really hard for you to answer.
-This is [bleep] up.
-I don't think it's gonna be hard.
I think he's gonna fly through this.
Let's go, Affion.
[ Laughter ]
-Go. -Uh, Eddie Murphy.
Uh, we got Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor.
Um, we got Cedric the Entertainer.
We got -- I'll throw Tony Baker in there.
Uh, Rodney Perry. Uh, uh -- oh.
Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock.
-[ Laughs ] -Um, um...
And then, uh, uh, Red Foxx. [ Bell dinging ]
-John, just a question. Is my video on?
John, are you seeing? [ Laughter ]
You want me to put another five seconds?
-We got them all. We did. -No, we got them all.
That's it.
-John, that one you got 10 names.
You actually did.
You gave them a total of 34 points.
John, thank you for joining us.
Take it easy, man.
Alright. Jimmie and Bobby,
you guys got to follow that energy.
Who we calling? -Calling my boy Byron.
He used to be my radio rep.
Byron's got hair you won't forget either.
[ Line ringing ]
Where's Byron at? There's Byron.
-[ Laughs ] Oh, my God. -Oh, wow.
-There it is. I like it, Byron.
-Byron Kennedy, ladies and gentlemen.
-Already like it.
-Byron, let me welcome you
to the world of "Celebrity Game Face."
Give the man his category, please.
-So, the first category is...
-Oh, man. Starting when -- now?
-You got 20 seconds. Go.
-Beer, boots, guitars, hay.
Uh, dirt.
Uh, whiskey.
Uh, horses.
Um, people, cowboy hats, jewelry.
[ Bell dinging ] -That's 10. That's 10.
[ Laughter ]
Alright. That's 20 points.
-He ran it down. -He was like --
-You ran that [bleep] down. -You got another category.
-[ Laughs ] -Go.
-The bathroom, the shower.
Uh, the beach, uh, in the pool.
In your bedroom.
Uh, in your backyard.
Uh, in the sauna.
Uh, at the spa.
Uh, it's a girlfriend's house.
Uh, it's your wife's house.
[ Bell dinging ] [ Laughter ]
-Said wife and girlfriend.
-The side piece's house, her friend.
-Wife's house. [ Laughter ]
-Guys, that is an amazing round.
You guys just got 40 points.
Thank you, Byron. I appreciate you, man.
-Thank you so much.
-Kyle, Samantha, you're up. Who are you calling?
-We got a friend of ours in the neighborhood here
whose name is Ronnie.
We call him the mayor.
He's the mayor of our area. -Ronnie the neighbor.
That's what we're gonna call him.
[ Line ringing ]
-There's the mayor.
-How are you, Ronnie?
-Hey, Ronnie. -We all good?
-Kyle and Samantha called you for your help, participation.
Kyle, Samantha, give him the category.
-Okay.
-You got 20 seconds. Go.
-Uh, bonehead, stupid, idiot.
Um, ignorant.
Dumb-ass.
Um, child.
Um, uh, bonkers.
Um, psycho.
Uh, crazy.
Um -- -Time!
Affion, Ronnie did good.
-Ronnie dove right in.
-You were great. -You got nine. That was great.
-You still got one more category.
-[ Laughs ] -She's tired.
It's a bad time of the month.
The babies are keeping her up.
Uh, Kyle Busch is an excuse.
-[ Laughing ] Um, she's busy.
She's got to work.
She got to be on a game show.
She's late getting home.
She's got to cook dinner.
She got to just stay away from it with you, KFB.
She doesn't want it no more.
[ Bell dinging ] -She don't want it no more.
[ Laughs ] -That's good.
-She doesn't want to finish second again, right?
-Why is he so good at this?
-I don't know, but they were great answers.
-Ronnie's not [bleep] around. -[ Laughs ]
-38 points Kyle and Samantha receive.
Thank you for coming on "Celebrity Game Face"
and being a part of our fun world.
We appreciate you. -Thank you, guys.
Go get them, KB. -Take care.
-Go get them, Samantha.
-Thank you, brother. -Wow.
-Ronnie was high-octane off the gate.
-Let's do a quick score recap, guys.
Jimmie and Bobby sit at the top
with 90 points.
Kyle or Samantha
are in a close race,
second place.
They have 83 points.
Affion and J. Lee --
they have 64 points.
We got more "Celebrity Game Face"
when we get back after this.
Kyle and Samantha, are you guys neighbor people?
Like, you talk to your neighbors and stuff?
-A little bit. We go for walks.
We talk to the neighbors. Yeah.
-I don't. I'm not -- -I know who they are, which --
-I'm not big on, like, just new people.
-You're not big in general.
[ Laughter ]
-You proud of yourself for that one?
-I'm actually purposely losing
'cause I don't want to win anything that has Hart in it.
[ Laughter ]
-If I was in your shoes
and I had a chance to get this award,
I would be doing whatever I could.
-Hey, my partner didn't mean it. [ Laughter ]
**
-[ Laughing ] -Oh, man.
We are back here on "CFG."
That's code word for "Celebrity Game Face,"
just in case you didn't know.
-It's actually "CGF."
-Will you shut the [bleep] up, man?!
I'm so sick of you! [ Laughter ]
I'm so sick of you, Affion. God damn it!
[ Laughter ]
-Things are heating up, man.
The competition has us all going crazy.
Why? Well, because we're competing
for the Hart of a Champion trophy.
Let's go through a quick skeezio recap. -Oh, my God.
-That's score recap, just in case you didn't know.
Jimmie and Bobby like where they are.
They sit with 90 points.
Kyle and Samantha -- they are in P2.
But in last and happy -- well, that's Affion and J. Lee.
-Oh, my God. -Honey, this next round --
-What's happening? -I'm not gonna lie to you.
This is probably one of the funniest games
that we have on this show.
Listen, robots are everywhere these days.
We know that, right?
They make cars. They do surgery.
But in this next game, you got to act out some other jobs
that a robot might do.
But the twist is,
is you're gonna be wearing some high-tech robot hands
while you do it.
Babe, get the hands for me, please.
It goes over, like around your back.
Yeah, yeah. Like that, babe,
the way that we wear it in the house.
-Kevin, why do you make her put everything on?
Why can't you demonstrate something?
-He's never dealt with anything that long.
-Yeah. Kyle! [ Laughter ]
-Shut up, Affion. -Yeah, Kyle, with the dick joke.
-The name -- [ Laughter ]
-The name of this game is "Robot Hand Jobs."
**
-What?
-Who comes up with these names?
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Each team will take turns
acting out jobs for another team to guess.
You've got 5 jobs to get through in 45 seconds.
I'll give both teams 5 points for each correct answer.
Jimmie and Bobby -- you're gonna give clues.
Kyle and Samantha -- you're gonna be guessing.
-Alright.
-Get your robot hands on, please.
Alright. 45 seconds on the clock.
On your mark...get set...go.
**
-Running.
-Marathon, jogger. [ Bell dings ]
-One. -Yes. That's good, that's good.
-The guy at the crosswalk? -Is he...
-He's beckoning, like, "Come here."
-I don't know what they do. -You got to -- do that.
[ Laughter ] -Flying, pilot.
-That looks like an eagle. Fly like an eagle.
-It's not a pilot. -Pass, pass.
-I don't know what they do.
-[ Laughs ] He keeps saying, "I don't know who they do."
[ Laughter ]
-Is he. Is he. Is he.
-Is he cooking? -Dancing with a robot?
-Pass!
Uh, I can't do that with this hand!
[ Laughter ]
-Uh, uh, tck! Uh, uh, tck! -What is he doing?
No, guess. -I don't know what he's --
-We are terrible.
It looks like he's baking.
It looks like he's doing a little shake and bake.
[ Buzzer ] -Time, time!
-Whoo, whoo! That's tough.
-That was tough. -That was tough.
-What were they? -Man...
-So, the one where it was like, "Come through," and he flew --
that was a TSA screener.
-Oh. -Yeah.
And then how am I supposed to act out a plumber...
-Plumber. -...without talking?
-You lay on your back, act like you're under a sink.
-I was trying, but my hands weren't cooperating!
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I'll tell you what you did do -- fail.
You guys got one. -[ Laughs ]
-Okay, you got one right.
Both teams receive 5 points.
Kyle and Samantha, you're gonna be acting next.
Affion and J. Lee, you're guessing.
-Okay. -Get on the suit.
Alright. You ready?
45 seconds on the clock.
-Alright. Here we go. Kyle.
-3...2...1. Go.
**
I like it.
-Uh...
-Pot-- Uh, potter. -Making pizza?
-Pass. Go to the next one, go to the next one.
-The [bleep]? -[ Laughs ]
-Shooting -- uh, archer, archer? -Archer.
[ Bell dings ] -Yes. Okay.
Oh, come on. Do this one, do this one.
-You're a rock climber. -Rock climber, rock climber.
-Yes. Okay.
[ Laughter ]
-[bleep]
-A choreographer. I don't [bleep] know. -Are you dead?
-[ Imitates power tools whirring ]
-[ Chuckles ]
-What are you doing? -Are you dancing?
-[ Laughs ]
-Are you jerking off an elephant?
-A dog trainer? -[ Laughing ]
-Is he dancing? -These are so tough, guys.
-Five seconds. -You're massaging.
Massaging cats. -2...1.
[ Buzzer ] Time.
Kyle, time.
The best piece of that is Affion's honesty
of "What are you doing?"
[ Laughter ]
-What were those?
-He was a pit-crew guy.
-A pit crew? Oh [bleep]
-I was changing my tire.
[ Laughter ]
-Alright. Kyle got two correct.
That's a total of 10 points to both teams.
[ Laughter ]
-Come on, Aff.
-Affion, J. Lee -- you're gonna give clues.
Jimmie, Bobby -- you guys are guessing.
45 seconds on the clock.
3...2...1. Go.
**
-I don't know what they do. [ Laughter ]
-Karate. -Karate.
-Kickboxing. [ Bell dings ]
-UFC. -Nice.
-Next.
-Chopping wood.
Uh, karate chop. -[ Laughs ]
-Time-out.
-Slating.
-Pass, pass. -[ Laughs ]
-Going to the next one. -Building a fire, praying.
-[ Laughs ]
-Sculpting, painting.
-Painting, plumber, carpenter.
-Camping, building a tent.
-Uh, pastor. Uh...
Taking communion. -Alright.
-Pass. -Dancing, dancing.
Mime, clown.
[ Bell dings ] -Yes.
-Last one.
**
-Painting, sculpting. -Photographer, sculptor.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes.
-You guys got three. 15 points.
15 points go to each team.
You didn't get cow milk or judge.
-Judge? -Oh, j--
Oh, I guess that was a gavel coming down.
-Yes. -I don't know what they do.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Alright. Guys, Jimmie and Bobby
still in first place
with 110 points.
Kyle, Samantha are right there
in second with 98.
Affion and J. Lee
with a major comeback.
They sit with 89.
We are going to our last
and final round, where anything can happen.
This is "Celebrity Game Face." Don't go nowhere.
We got more show when we come back.
By the way, the robot hands -- I made these.
-You made all of them.
-Every one that you guys have.
This is like -- it's my hobbies.
-How did you do it?
-Aluminum foil and the stuff that is elastic
going back and forth.
-He went to eight houses and took the thing
that you hook the dryer up to. [ Laughter ]
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
And we are in our last and final round,
and our celebrities are gearing up
to do what they do best, and that is compete.
It's now or never. Quick score recap.
Jimmie and Bobby sit at the top with 107 points.
Kyle and Samantha have 98.
Affion and J. Lee have 89.
Guys, it's time to play "Show Me Your Junk."
**
This is the game where I challenge you
to bring me back items from somewhere else in your house.
Now, with each item, I'll read you a clue.
And when I say go, you'll need to find the thing,
bring it back here,
and then hit the red button in front of you to lock it in.
This is what it looks like.
[ Siren wailing ]
First team to bring back the item gets 50 points,
second team gets 25 points,
and the third team gets 10.
Alright, guys. Here's your first clue.
Go! -Go to that bathroom.
Go to the master bathroom.
**
-Right there. Right, right.
-It's in the garage!
-It is? -Yes!
I think it's in the garage.
-We would lose this game. [ Siren wailing ]
-Yeah. I don't think we have one.
-We don't have one. [ Chuckles ]
**
-Oh! Did you get the -- It's a plunger.
-Why don't we have one of these?
**
[ Siren wailing ] -Oh, there it is.
-Did he hit it? -Look at that.
-We don't have one.
-You better call the plumber. -Oh!
**
-I don't think they really live in the house.
-Yeah. [ Laughing ] Jimmie.
[ Siren wailing ]
-Do we have one?
-No. -We don't own a plunger.
-We ain't got one. -By the way, Kyle,
I said the same thing to my wife.
I said we don't have one either.
I said we'd be in trouble.
Okay. Jimmie and Bobby, you came back first.
That means they receive 50 points.
And Affion and J. Lee came back second
with a very stylish plunger, by the way.
I've never seen anything like that.
-Yeah, that -- It looks like a toy.
-Very cool, modern. -[ Laughs ]
-Guys, it all comes down to this.
For this next round,
I'm going to say it once, so please listen.
If you come in first, you receive 100 points.
-Mm!
Oh, my God. [ Siren wailing ]
[ Laughter ]
That's it. [bleep] -Okay.
If you come in second... -Wow.
-...you will receive 50 points.
For third place, you receive 25.
Alright, listen. Guys, to complete this task,
one of you is going to need to put on the beer helmet.
Honey, show them that beer helmet again, please.
-[ Laughs ] -One of you have to put on
the beer helmet that I sent you, okay?
Go ahead. You guys put it on, put it on.
-Yeah.
-Once again, wait until I say go before you run away, alright?
Here's a clue.
Go!
-Go, go, go, go, go, go!
-Go, go, go, go!
-Hurry! Up there!
No! Not the fridge!
Hey, got them, got them, got them.
Got them.
-Oh, the kitchen's right there.
-Oh. Oh, wow. Wow! [ Siren wailing ]
-That's beer.
-Boom, boom. Let's go.
Hurry! Put it in!
-Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
-Put them in, put them in!
-Hit that button, hit that button!
[ Siren wailing ] On!
[ Siren wailing ]
-Wow. -Well, let me tell you two things here.
-What the hell does Affion and them have?
-Affion, in true dumb fashion, brought back two jars.
-...pickles? -He brought back two jars.
-I clearly said two cans.
-He said cans. -It's a can.
-No, that's not a can!
-That is a can! -That's a pickle!
You brought back pig-feet broth in the jar.
[ Laughter ] -Listen.
-Is it too late to switch partners?
-It's a can. [ Laughter ]
-Okay, guys.
-Jimmie and Bobby doing the world of country proud.
They sit at the top
with 260 points.
Guys, not only do you guys get to say you got the "W,"
but you guys also get to get the Hart of a Champion trophy.
And you don't have to wait for it.
[ Doorbell rings ] Go to your front door right now.
Go to your door right now.
Kyle, Samantha, this could have been yours.
But we don't own a plunger.
-What's in here?
-It's a [bleep] situation, alright?
-Good luck, Kyle.
Your punch lines have been on fire today, Kyle.
-Priority mail.
-Open it up. Come on. [ Gavel banging ]
Open it up.
-Oh, I'm jealous. I want this.
-[ Laughing ]
-Yo? What the...
-Oh, that's funny.
-Now, tell me that you guys are not on cloud nine.
-Yeah, this is amazing.
-This was caught candidly.
This was not a posed moment. -[ Laughs ]
-This is a candid moment.
-Go put it on the mantel right now.
-Put it on the mantel like -- uh!
-Get to the real prize. -Yeah. Oh, another prize --
You guys also get to give money to charities of your choice.
And that's a "W." Alright.
-Oh, it looks perfect right there.
-Oh, my God. Now, Affion --
-Ha! That's actually kind of dope.
-Huh? Look at that. -[ Laughs ]
-Ladies and gentlemen, this is "Celebrity Game Face."
And you witnessed another amazing episode.
Major thank you to Kyle and Samantha.
You guys were so great today.
Thank you for coming on. -Thank you.
-Affion, J. Lee, thank you for coming on.
To our winners -- to our winners,
Jimmie, Bobby, thank you guys so much.
Guys, until next time, "Celebrity Game Face."
Kevin Hart, Eniko Hart, and this is all about Hart.
The world's a better place when you laugh.
Do me a favor. Let me in.
-We're out.
-How do I do it? [ Laughter ]
How do I do it? How do I do it, huh?
How do I do it, Affion?
-Now, look. That that one flow.
-Right there, that's -- I don't know where it came from.
**
Next week, on an all-new "Celebrity Game Face,"
three celebrity teams battle it out
in another wild night of games.
-I went through my mom's little porn tapes
with her and her dude.
I was like, "Oh!" -Oh!
-This is a family network. -[ Laughs ]
-Things are about to get weird.
Okay, look at Sherri. -My pecker don't work.
-Oh, oh, God. -[ Laughs ]
-But only one team will have the honor
of taking home the Hart of a Champion award.
Careful, Rocsi!
-Oh! -She's alive. She's laughing.
[ Laughter ]