-Tonight on an all-new episode of "Celebrity Game Face,"
it's our family episode.
-Yes. -Yes!
-Yes, sir.
-We've got three celebrity teams of moms, daughters...
-She's a prude, and I lived with her for awhile,
so she heard some of my amazing sex.
-Bow chicka wow wow.
-...cousins, sisters, and not to mention,
well, they're all-stars of entertainment.
-I don't know if you guys seen my performance in "Cats,"
but this is going to be very reminiscent.
[ Laughter ]
-They're battling for honor.
-Don't talk about my vagina like that.
-They'll win money for charity.
-I feel like that was Jason. It had some, like, girth in it.
-Girth? -Whoa.
-But only one team will have the honor
of taking home the Hart of a Champion award.
-The kitchen is on the third floor.
-Big-ass house. -Oh, he's screwed.
-Help us. -Guess what?
We don't give a rat's ass.
Okay?
**
Tonight on "Celebrity Game Face,"
it's our family episode.
We've got three celebrity teams who've been training for months
to prepare for this epic, and I do mean epic competition.
It's not just for charity.
It's also for the most important prize of all.
It is for the Hart of a Champion trophy.
-I love that. -So buckle up.
Let's meet our first team.
Up first, well,
she's a stand-up comedian, actress,
podcaster, and a TV host.
This woman does it all.
She's hilarious while doing it all.
It's Nikki Glaser,
and she's also playing with her mom, Julie.
How you guys doing today?
-We're great. -So good. So good, Kevin.
Thank you for having us. -Thanks for having us.
-I am a very respectful man.
You always refer to a mother properly,
but if she didn't say that you were her mom,
I definitely would have called you guys twin sisters, cousins.
-Kevin!
-I know I would not have guessed mom.
I just want to throw that out there.
-Thank you, Kevin. -Really sweet.
-I'll send that Venmo right away.
-Please do. I want my money up front, okay?
Thank you. Alright.
Let's meet our next team.
Next up, she is a singer, songwriter,
and all-around musical genius.
It's Rita Ora. And guess what? -Yeah!
-She's got someone helping her out
who's had her back her whole life.
Let's meet her sister, Elena, as well.
-Hello! -Hey, Rita and Elena.
-How are you guys doing?
-I mean, I have to say, I feel really lucky.
I mean, to be called a musical genius by you,
who happens to have a few musical genes of his own.
I'm feeling the vibe there.
-Wow, I'm glad you know that.
-"I'm glad you know that."
-Not to mention modeling. You guys don't even know that.
-That's a thing too? No.
-Yeah, I've been modeling on the side.
-Damn. -We've been doing kids' jeans.
I've been doing kids' jeans. They say I fill them out.
-He's the new face of OshKosh.
-And finally, wow.
Well, this is the first.
Playing from his own bowling alley,
he's a mega-star on the music scene,
a singer-songwriter and amazing performer
who's sold over 30 million singles,
with 11 of them going platinum.
It's Jason Derulo, playing with his cousin Movie.
What's going on with you, Jason? What's up, Movie?
-All good. All good. -All good, dude.
It's 200 million, but ain't nobody counting.
-You say it's 200? -Yeah.
-Well, you know what?
Get your numbers straight, brother.
Those are yours. Analytics are important.
With that being said, I don't want to wait anymore.
I want to get to it. -Yeah.
-Guys, our first game tonight is called "Pointing the Finger."
What I'm gonna do is ask each of you some questions
about the two of you.
If you think the answer is you,
all you got to do is point to yourself.
If you think the answer is your partner,
well, then you point to them. -Whoo!
-Easy, easy. -Come on. Easy breezy.
-I'll give you five points if your answers match.
The twist is, you're going to be wearing blindfolds.
That's right. I always got a twist.
That's what makes me an amazing host.
Nikki, Julie, you guys will go first.
Blindfolds on and fingers on. Alright, here you go.
First question.
Between the two of you,
who is more likely to win on Survivor?
[ Buzzer ] -The answers you gave are wrong.
That means Nikki and Mom get no points.
-Oh, really? -Yes.
Neither one of you have any hope or belief in yourselves.
-I thought for sure you'd do better.
-I hate the outdoors. I hate camping.
-Oh, I screwed up. I screwed up.
-I don't know what to do with a coconut.
I don't know how to get food on a beach.
-Okay.
-Okay, next question. Next question.
Oh, this is a good one.
Between the two of you,
who is more likely to pull a "Karen" in a public space?
-Oh, God.
Alright, fine. -Oh, uh...
[ Ding ]
-Alright, moms.
That's an immediate moment of truth.
Yes, you both pointed to Mama Jules.
-Yes. -Ohhh.
-Nothing better than a deep breath
before the moment of honesty.
-She said, "Oh, man."
-Alright, last question.
Which one of you has had more satisfying sex?
-Wah-wah.
[ Ding ]
-Mama Julie!
-I'm joking. I'm joking.
She pointed to you. -Yes!
-Did we win?
-You guys got two out of the three correct,
which means a total of 10 points.
-She's a prude and I lived with her for a while,
so she heard some of my amazing sex.
-Alright, Rita, Elena,
let's see how well the sisters know each other.
Blindfolds on. -Alright.
-Fingers on.
Okay, first question.
Who is more likely to live in a nudist colony?
-What's a nudist column?
-Nudist colony. A naked...
-Oh, no, you said a nudist colony,
not a column, sorry.
Accent barrier. Sorry. Sorry.
-It's okay. Colony.
Should I say, like, [ In British accent ] colony.
Colony, colony.
[ Normal voice ] Who is more likely to live there?
[ Ding ]
Question number one is correct.
Rita loves to be naked. Okay. Alright.
Here we go. Oh, this is a good one.
Who is more likely to drunk dial an ex?
-Pfft. 100%.
Goes without saying. -Probably me.
-Judges, she spoke. Do we want to allow that answer?
[ Ding ] You say you'll take it. Okay.
Because y'all see, I don't play that [bleep].
Break a rule on my show, I break your ass, okay?
-Oh, my God.
-He's strict. -Alright.
-We're gonna let that one slide.
Alright, here we go.
Who is more likely to fall in love after a one night stand?
[ Buzzer ]
Alright, look at this.
Two emotional messes is we got on this goddamn show.
-How did we do?
-You guys got two out of the three,
total of 10 points for that round as well.
Alright, Jason, Movie.
-Let's see if the cousins can do it.
-Alright, here we go. First question.
Who's more likely to need a joke explained to them?
-Do you need this question explained to you?
-Oh, man, that's hard.
**
[ Ding ]
-I could tell by the length of time that it took Jason
to answer that, that he knew it was him.
The question was even done being asked.
Alright, that is correct.
-Yeah. -Next question.
Who's more likely to sit on the toilet
for an extra 10 minutes just to scroll through TikTok?
-Oh, that's easy.
-Jason again. That's two for two.
-I don't know if I like this or I hate this.
-I'll be honest with you, Jason.
It's not making you look great. I'll tell you that much.
Alright?
-I'm winning, but I'm losing.
-Here we go. Final question.
Which one of you has disappointed
more sexual partners?
[ Both laugh ]
**
[ Buzzer ]
-Alright. -Alright.
-Naturally, as two black men with pride,
I wouldn't expect any type of admittance in this area
than when you both pointed to one another.
So that is two out of the three.
I'll tell y'all right now, I know I got some women
out there walking that aren't satisfied with my performance,
and I'm okay with that.
-Okay, after one round, we are tied across the board.
Nikki and her mom, Julie, sit with 10 points.
Rita, Elena, they sit with 10.
And Jason and Movie sit with 10, as well.
That's just one round.
This is "Celebrity Game Face," and it will get bigger.
It will get better.
Do me a favor, be around when it does.
Don't go nowhere.
We got more "Celebrity Game Face"
when we get back.
Y'all wanna see my brother? My brother's in town.
Come say hi to the people. -Yes!
This is my older brother right here.
Look, that's my older brother. -Hi!
-Hey, man.
My brother came in and said,
"I don't know where the screen's at."
I don't know. There's only [bleep] 50 screens here.
There's 48 boxes right here.
"I don't know what screen to look at."
[ Laughter ]
**
-I want to take this time to apologize for my friend Carl.
Carl is this bump in the middle of my head.
Every once in a while, Carl pop up when we got stuff to do.
-Carl was on my ass last week, so I'm glad he left.
[ Laughter ]
**
-Oh, my goodness. Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where right now our score recap is 10 points across the board.
We are all tied up on what I would like to call
a family affair.
We got a mother-daughter, we got cousins and we got sisters.
-Whoo! -Okay, look, I love memes.
Everybody loves memes, okay?
Now, those are those pictures on the Internet,
like, with the funny captions, right?
Here's what I did.
I said, in this game, our players,
well, you're gonna turn yourselves into a meme.
The name of this game is called "That Moment When."
Here's the deal. Okay, look, you guys will each make
a "that moment when" face that's based on the card
I provided for you and then, to confuse the other team,
well, I'll give them two choices.
One is the actual face that you're making,
and the other is one I totally made up.
Let me show you, like...
Okay?
It's like this.
-Is that like, what is that? Constipation?
-Okay, I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this with you.
I'm not gonna show you amazing performances
and have you attack my talent right here
in front of my goddamn face.
It's not going to happen like that.
If you guess right, both teams get 5 points.
We'll do two per team with you guys taking turns
to make the faces.
Does everybody understand that? -Yes.
-Alright.
-Okay. Rita, Elena, you guys are gonna go first this time.
-I knew you were going to pick us first.
-Jason and Movie, you'll be guessing.
Alright, 3...2...1. Make your face.
-[ Gasps ] -[ Laughter ]
-Alright, Jason, Movie,
is that moment when you think you see a ghost?
Or is that moment when you're in the middle of a performance
and the laxative kicks in?
Which moment is that?
-Definitely laxative, I'm thinking.
What you think? -I was thinking ghost.
-Rita, stop blinking. God damn it!
-Breathe, woman.
-So what do y'all think?
-I think laxative. -Go with laxative.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Alright, we gonna go with laxative.
-They're gonna go with laxative.
Which one is it, Rita?
-The right answer is...
you think you see a ghost.
-My first instinct was right.
-Your first instinct?
-You don't take a deep breath if the laxative kick in.
The laxative kick in, you go, "Oh, [bleep]."
-So what is the face of the laxative?
-I feel like the laxative is more like...
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, amazing. -We're going to the next one.
Elena, you're up. You're making a meme.
-You do it. -Whoo-hoo!
-3...2... -That is...
-Okay. -...1. Make your face.
Alright, hold it. -That's so good!
-Jason, Movie.
Is that face a moment for when you bang your funny bone?
Or is it a moment for when
you take a swig of milk from the carton
and it comes out in chunks?
What is that moment?
-That's rotten milk.
Listen, you were right on the last one,
so you're probably gonna be wrong on this one.
Alright, let's go rotten milk.
-It's usually like that. It's usually like that.
-Elena, what is that?
-Rotten milk. [ Ding ]
-Rotten milk, absolutely! -Yes, nice.
-Absolutely.
Guys, you both got one correct in that round,
which means that five points will go to each team.
Elena, great face. Rita, great face as well.
-Good job. -Jason and Movie,
you're making the faces.
Nikki and Julie, you're gonna be guessing.
-Okay. -Let's go.
-Great. -Alright.
I don't know if you guys seen my performance in "Cats,"
but this is gonna be very reminiscent.
-Okay. -Okay.
-Here we go. Here we go.
3...2...1. Make your face.
-Okay.
Is this that moment when
you get your pubes caught in a zipper?
Or is it a moment when you fart on a Zoom call
and realize you're not on mute?
-[ Laughs ]
-Okay, well, I think... -Zipper.
-The zipper. -Zipper.
-Because if you fart on a Zoom,
you hold your face steady like you didn't do it.
Like, who, what? -No Zoom.
You almost... -Zipper.
-Yeah, zipper, zipper. We're going zipper.
-Zipper.
-You are right!
-They were right.
-Great.
-Next one. Alright, Movie. You're making a face.
Tell me when you're ready.
-[ Laughs ] -Bring it on.
-This is great.
-3...2...1. Make your face.
-Oh, sad side. -Okay.
-Is this that moment when
you go to sneeze but nothing comes out?
Or is this that moment when
the masseuse gives you a pleasant surprise?
Here we go. Which moment is that?
-Masseuse. -Masseuse.
-Yeah.
-Oh, you gotta say that Movie's been there.
You gotta say that he...
Okay, which one is it?
-Yeah, pleasant surprise.
-Ohhh.
-Yes. -By the way,
the pleasant surprise
is not what you nasty minds were thinking about.
-No! What are you thinking?
-It's just a cup of tea.
Alright, guys, that's another one correct.
Both teams received 10 points in that round.
Good for both of you. -Wow.
-Alright, alright. -Wow.
-Okay, Rita, Elena, you guys are gonna be guessing.
Nikki and Julie, you're making the faces on the memes.
-Okay, okay.
-3...2...1. Make your face.
-Okay, alright.
-Is that moment when
the gyno inserts the cold clamp during a pap smear?
Or is that moment when you see your dad making out with a woman
and it's not your mom?
-Oh, see, now -- -I feel like that's the gyno.
-Yeah, because I feel like if that second scenario happens,
it ain't gonna be that.
She's gonna look angry, and, like,
there's gonna be, like, fire flowing.
-Which moment is that?
-Okay, so we're going to go with gyno.
Are we right?
Ahh!
-Yes! It's gyno!
-Yes, that's gyno. That's gyno.
I knew it was the cold clamp.
All day of the week, it's a cold clamp.
It's a cold clamp.
Alright, Moms, are you ready? -Okay, okay.
Good. -Alright.
3...2...1. Make your face, Moms.
Oh, wow. I love it. Okay.
Is this that moment when
you're eating salmon and accidentally swallow a bone?
Or is this that moment when you congratulate a woman
who isn't actually pregnant?
-Oooh.
-I think I'm going for pregnant. -I feel like --
No, I feel like it's the bone, because look at her mouth.
It's like she's got something in it.
And then you're like, oh.
I've told someone, "Oh, congratulations"
and they're not pregnant, and then you kind of go --
Because you want to take the words back.
-I know. I want to go -- Ooh-ah-eeh, ha-hoo-ha.
Hee-hee-hee-hoo. -What are you doing?
-Say an answer!
-I'm gonna do the pregnant.
I'm gonna go for the pregnancy one.
-You guys are wrong.
She swallowed a bone.
-I knew it! I told you.
I told you. -I told you.
-'Cause I said, "Look at the mouth."
-I should have went --
-Ladies and gentlemen, after our second round,
Nikki and Julie sit with 25 points.
Jason and movie also sit with 25.
Rita, Elena -- they sit with 20. Guys, we are in a race.
Here's the good news, that's only two rounds.
We got so many more,
which makes "Celebrity Game Face"
the place to be.
Do not go nowhere. We'll be back after this.
-If we lose in this next round, I swear to God, it's going down.
-I'm not. -You know what happened?
I listened to my older sister. You know, that's what they say.
You have to listen to your older sister,
and I did, and look where it led us.
Why am I getting dragged now?
-Let me tell you something. I have an older brother, Rita.
I've never listened to him a day in my life, and look at me.
-It's worked out, okay? -Doing great.
You know what my brother wanted me to do?
He wanted me to finish school, alright?
-What an idiot.
**
-Hey, Jason, I've always wanted to ask you this --
on your TikTok, when you're making
all those sweets, do you actually eat them or not?
-Oh, no, I don't finish.
I mean, the portions are crazy.
-Of course he doesn't. Look at his muscles.
-I know, because I'm like, how do you stay so fit
and eat all that sugar? -I'll tell you how.
It's a little thing called --
What do they call that stuff, Jason?
Oh, oh, uh -- steroids.
[ Laughter ]
**
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
It's our very special family episode.
We got a mother-daughter, we got two sisters, and we got cousins.
Let's go to a quick score recap
before we get into our next round.
Okay, Nikki and Julie and Jason and Movie,
they sit at the top with 25 points.
Rita, Elena they are in a close second with 20 points.
But that second right now can be referred to as last place.
-Oh.
-Alright, guys.
Everyone knows when it comes to voices,
I am what you would call a maestro.
"A man of a thousand voices" is what they refer to me as.
I thought it would be a good time for me
to play a game that I call "Guess Who."
With one team blindfolded,
I'll hold up the name of someone on the other teams.
That person whose name I'm holding up
will have to say a phrase into the mic.
But it's not gonna be easy. You know why?
Because they'll be disguising their voice to try to fool you.
The phrase of the day is gonna be "bow chicka wow wow."
Here's an example of changing your voice.
-Alright. -[ Clears throat ]
-[ Normal voice ] Bow chicka wow wow.
[ Laughter ]
-Wow. -That was not you.
-Okay. Okay.
15 points are at stake here, guys.
15 points for each one you get right.
Do we all understand the game?
-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
-Alright. Jason, Movie, you guys are gonna go first.
Blindfolds on. Alright, guys, here we go.
Phrase of the day, "Bow chicka wow wow."
Here we go.
-[ Nasally ] Bow chicka wow wow.
-Oh, wow.
-Okay, this is good.
-Oh, wow.
-Okay, so I think it was Mom.
-I think it was Mom, too.
-Yeah, I go with Mom.
-We're gonna go with Mom.
-It was Mom.
-Whoo!
-Alright, that's 15 points.
-First one, you got correct.
**
-[Nasally] Bow chicka wow wow.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, I think it was Rita.
-That might have been Nikki.
-Nikki? -Mm-hmm.
-You know why I think it's not Nikki?
-Why?
-Because I don't think they would do the same thing twice.
I mean, but I could be wrong.
I was like, it can't be again.
-That's why you didn't graduate.
[ Laughter ]
-You think Nikki, really?
-No, let's go, Rita. Let's go Rita.
-I feel like I'm pretty good at, like, hearing things.
-Yeah, I'll take that.
-Rita. [ Buzzer ]
-The correct answer was Nikki.
-Oh! -It was Nikki.
-And listen. You know what he said with conviction?
"I'm pretty good at hearing things."
-That's right, yeah.
You got the first one, and you did not get that one.
Alright. Let's go to the next one.
Nikki, Julie, blindfolds on, please.
-Uh-huh. -Uh-oh.
-You ready?
**
-[Low and gravelly] Bow chicka wow wow.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, that was one of the girls.
-Yeah.
-I mean, I'm going to go with Elena.
-Yeah, I'm gonna go with Elena, too.
-Let's go with Elena. -Okay.
-We're going with Elena. Yeah. -You think so? Okay.
-Elena.
-Okay, first thing, guys,
you can't see each other with those blindfolds,
so you don't have to look at each other.
It looks ridiculous.
Yes.
Guys, that was not Elena.
That was actually Rita. -Ugh!
-Next one. Here we go.
-[Yowling] Bow chicka wow wow!
-Okay. Okay.
-That's easy. -That felt like Rita's energy.
I just feel like she -- -No.
-Yes. I feel like it was Rita.
-Mm, I'm gonna say no.
Here's my thing. -Okay.
I'll let you have this one, then,
because I want to be a good daughter.
-It's Jason.
-Okay, say "Jason."
-Jason. -Final answer?
-Jason.
-The answer was Rita.
It was Rita. No points given.
Okay, up last,
Rita, Elena, blindfolds on. -Mask up.
-Alright. -Mask up.
Okay. -Here we go.
-[Baby voice] Bow chicka wow wow.
-I feel like that was Jason because it had some,
like, girth in it, you know what I mean?
It had some, like -- -Girth?
-Whoa. -Rita!
-No, sorry. What does that mean? -It's a family game show.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry. Let me say that again.
It had some, like, you know, base.
I felt -- I heard some bass.
-What are you doing with your hands?
Why is your hand doing that?
-I can't see, and I'm horrified.
-Put your hands down.
Put your hands down, Rita. -Sorry. Sorry.
-Alright? -Okay, who do you think?
-I can't be blamed again for getting this wrong,
so if you just want to go with Jason because of the girth,
let's say Jason.
-Incorrect!
God damn it, guys!
That was Movie.
-No. -Okay?
-It was Movie!
-I'll tell you why you couldn't get it, Rita,
because you got your mind in Nasty Town.
If you would get yourself out of Nastyville --
-Sorry. -Okay?
-The word I was looking for was like...
forget it. -Alright, that's enough.
That's enough. I'm-a have to blur your hand out for the kids.
Jesus Christ.
[ Laughter ]
Here we go. This is a good one.
Alright.
-Uh-oh.
-[Quickly] Bow chicka wow wow.
-I think it was Movie again.
-That's Movie. -It's the same girth.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay. Movie, Movie. -You say it.
-Here we go, guys.
The answer was Movie.
I love the breakdown.
Yes. Good job.
That is 15 points.
Things are definitely heating up.
Jason and movie, they sit in first place with 40 points.
Rita and Elena sit in second place with 35 points.
And at the bottom of the barrel, in last place --
You know what? That bush --
That bush that nobody cuts
because they think it's spiders in it,
so they just let that bush grow all crazy.
-Don't talk about my vagina like that.
-Okay, alright.
That is Nikki and Julie.
Guys, this is "Celebrity Game Face,"
and things are heating up.
Don't go nowhere. We'll be right back after this.
-Please, please don't leave the "girth" word in there,
because, like -- -That's all you said.
-We don't cut anything out here at "Celebrity Game Face."
-I meant to say "growth." Like, it had some, like, growth.
-Just forget it now.
-Oh. I lost my earbud. -Jesus [bleep]
-Unh-unh! Not here, Nikki.
That's the last time that you're gonna talk back
to your mother on this show.
Don't do it again. -Thank you.
-I'm sorry, Kevin. I'm sorry, Dad.
-I got you, Moms. I got you. -Thank you.
**
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where the excitement is building and the tension is mounting.
Let's go through a quick score recap.
Jason and Movie are in first with 40 points.
Rita and Elena are in second with 35.
Nikki and Julie are in last place with 25 points.
Alright. Guys, of course we're having fun.
This is fun, fun, fun!
And that brings me to our next game,
"Off the Dome."
-Ooh.
-Okay, guys, look, this game is very simple, alright?
Each team is gonna reach out to a friend or a family member,
and that person will have 20 seconds to list off
10 things in a specific category
that you will be providing them.
Now, I'll give you 4 points for each thing
that they list in the category.
That means that there's a total of 40 points up for grabs.
Told you, the game heats up. Things can flip-flop.
-Whoo.
-Alright, you know what?
Rita, Elena, you guys are gonna start it off.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Alright, who are you guys calling?
Who you getting on the phone?
I'm gonna get Taika Waititi on the phone.
Let me do that. -Oh, wow.
-He's handled some very big budgets in this town
and done an amazing job with such.
A very smart guy.
[ Cellphone rings ]
-What's up? -Hey!
-Hi, how are you, man? How are you doing?
-Good, bro. How are you?
-I'm good. So, dude, this isn't the time.
I'm not gonna turn it into that,
but I got a pitch.
I got a pitch, man. -Oh, my God.
-So if you look at your e-mail, you should have a --
it's like a doc. -Okay.
And basically it's a bullet point,
so you can follow my pitch.
I'll leave it there.
So TBD, let's put a pin in it. -Okay.
-And me and you will tackle it later.
-Okay, great.
We're gonna shape it. We're gonna shape it.
We're gonna make something beautiful.
-Tai, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
You are going to be given a category, right?
When you're given said category, you are going to have to list
as many things as you can in a period of 20 seconds.
Do you understand the game?
-Let's go. -I love it.
Okay, guys, give him a category.
-Let's go.
"Name 10 foods
you shouldn't eat on a first date."
-20 seconds. Go.
-Uh, spicy chorizo.
Um, tuna.
Sardines, um, onions.
Anything rotten, anything fermented.
Um...
people.
Um, um...
-Time. Time!
-People? -What in the Dahmer?
-Goddamn!
-"People" was a great one, actually.
-I think that's a great idea.
-It was a lot of pressure. I broke a sweat.
This is pressure.
You have no idea how many viewers we get
for this show, buddy.
-Is this all of them, on the Zoom?
-Alright, guys, he named seven things.
You guys got 28 points for that round.
Got to give you guys flowers.
Tai, congrats on all your success, man.
Big things you've done and you're doing.
Thank you for participating in "Celebrity Game Face."
-Thank you. Thank you. -Thank you!
-Let's keep it going.
Nikki, Julie, you're up next.
Who are we calling?
-We're calling my dad, EJ.
-I love this.
-We're getting the whole family in on this.
-Alright.
-Can you hear me? -Hi, Dad.
-Hello.
-Pops, listen, your daughter and your lady,
they called you on this show
because they're in desperate need of your help.
They're in last place.
-Can't believe you losers are in last place.
-Alright, they're going to give you a category.
You have 20 seconds to ramble off things
that come to your mind that fall underneath the category.
-Okay? -I'm in.
-Here we go. -Okay.
"Name 10 categories of porn."
Go.
-Uh...
-Anything. Anything.
-Soft porn. Hard porn.
Amazing porn.
Masochistic porn. I don't know.
Uh, oral sex porn.
-Five seconds. Keep going.
-Stepdaughter porn. Stepfather porn.
-Time. Time.
-By the way, that's his fix.
Step-anything porn, he's in there.
-Stepdaughter porn.
-Give him porn with a regular daughter,
absolutely not.
Stepdaughter, now, hold on now.
Now, hold on.
Nikki, Moms, you guys got
a total of 28 points in that round.
-That was great, Dad.
-Alright. -Alright, man.
You have a good one. -It was a blast.
Thanks a bunch. -Bye, Dad.
-See y'all.
-Good job.
-Last but not least, Jason, Movie, you're up next.
Who are you calling?
-We're calling one of my best friends, Jeremy,
who's also my choreographer.
-Let's get him on the phone. Jeremy the choreographer.
-What's up, my boy? -Yo.
-Jeremy, before we start, I just got to start off
by welcoming you to "Celebrity Game Face."
As you know, Jason and Movie has called on you
because they're looking for your help.
We're gonna need you to name as many things
as you can that come to mind in said category.
-Hey, whatever you do, don't hold back.
-Okay, for sure. -Yeah, don't hold back.
It's all good. -Don't worry.
-We'll fight later. We'll fight later.
Don't worry about it. -Oh, we'll fight later?
-Yeah, I'll whoop you later. -Alright, ready?
-Yeah. -Name 10 things I suck at.
-Here we go.
-Basketball, baseball, football, dance, singing.
[ Laughter ]
Bowling. Um...
Tennis, racketball, ping-pong.
Uh, rapping.
Eating popcorn.
How to dress.
Uh -- -Okay, we're good.
-Let's stop. Stop. -He said "Stop!"
-Wow.
-He only had to get a certain amount.
I believe he broke a record in that round.
I believe he got 14.
If I'm not mistaken, I think he --
I think we got 72 versions.
Jeremy, great call. You worked.
You just bought them 40 points for that round, man.
Thank you for participating.
-Thank y'all for having me, man.
-Alright, man. Take it easy. -For sure.
-Okay, guys, quick score recap.
Jason and Movie sit at the top with 80 points.
Rita, Elena, you guys sit in second place with 63.
Moms and Nikki,
you guys sit in last with 53 points, okay?
Everything can flip-flop. Things can change.
Guys, we got more "Celebrity Game Face."
When we get back, things will heat up.
Jason, oh, man, you didn't tell me
you needed a choreographer or anything like that.
You know that I dance. -You choreograph too?
-We got to talk offline, bruh.
-Yeah? -Come on, man.
-He's doing it to you. Wow.
-I threw you my heart.
-I missed it. I missed it.
-Whatever. You'll get it. It'll come back.
**
-Look,
-You got a bowling alley in your house
and you suck at bowling?
[ Laughter ]
-That's not good at all.
**
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
It's our very special family episode.
Let's check out the scores.
In first place, Jason and Movie sit with 80 points.
Rita, Elena sit with 63. Nikki and Julie sit with 53.
Alright, guys, fifth round. Things will change.
Trust me. They will change. -Okay.
-You know, I walk around naked a lot.
-Wow. -So I drop something,
I went to pick it up, and my wife was like,
"Why are your balls swinging like that?"
-And I was like, "Whoa!
I want to create a game called 'Swinging Balls.'"
-I could have went through life without that visual,
but cool. -Well, Jason, I'm 43.
After 40, you're going to get some hang time.
There's nothing you can do about it, buddy.
Okay, that's where it inspired this game.
But I said, "Well, how can I reinvent it?
How can I put a nice little dash of some of that Kevin Hart?"
I did that. I built you guys something.
You guys have your own official Kevin Hart belts.
They're like ball belts. You guys should see them.
-He's crafty, too. -I was like,
"Is this what Kevin, like, pees in?
What's going on here?"
-Oh, you built these. That's why the paint coming off.
-What I want you guys to do is to put those belts on.
When I say go, what I want you guys to do --
I want you to find a way to get those balls in the cup.
Now, here's the beauty --
as you can see, guys, your balls start out just hanging there.
You got to swing and get those balls in the cup,
but you cannot use your hands.
You can only move around, right?
Use your hips, not your hands. This is a race.
The first team to get both of their balls
in the cups receive 50 points.
Second team, well, you get 25.
Third, you get nothing.
-I don't think I can do this.
-Ladies, I'm gonna tell you this, and I say it respectfully.
Jason and Movie have a significant advantage here.
This is a game that's played by a lot of men nationwide
when they're teenagers until they're 32.
Okay?
Are you ready? -Ready.
-Yeah. -On your mark, get set, swing!
Let's go!
-Oh, my earplug fell out. -Oh.
**
-How do you do? -In between the legs.
-Oh, my God. Jason got one.
**
-Yes! I got it. I got it, Mom.
-Nikki got one.
-Rita and Elena are struggling.
-Mom, just give it one big swing.
-Ahh! -Yes. Yes.
Just one big swing, Mom.
One big swing. Yes!
-Oh, my God, Nikki and Moms!
Holy cow!
This is an upset. She and Nikki got first place.
No!
-It's a battle between Jason and Movie and Rita and Elena.
-Rita got one!
-Oh, I did it!
-Elena got one! They got second place.
-Hey, relax. -Movie, stop.
Just stop right now.
This may be the biggest upset that I've ever seen...
-Oh, my God.
on "Celebrity Game Face."
Yes! Mom is so happy.
-Whoo!
-First of all, Moms, Julie.
First place, you guys got 50 points.
Second place, Rita, Elena. Holy cow.
You guys got 25 points.
Guess what Jason and Movie got?
-Nothing! -Them goddamn belts.
You got them belts with them balls in it
'cause you don't get any points.
-Oh, my God.
-I can't even contain my excitement.
Let's go to the quick score recap.
Okay, Moms and Nikki sit at the top!
They're in first place with 103 points.
Clear excitement from them.
Rita, Elena, they still are in second place
and they are still in arm's reach of grabbing first.
They got 88 points.
Now in last place with 80 points,
Jason and Movie.
They're the pin on the right that never goes down.
-God damn. -Too busy bowling.
-Somewhere busy throwing goddamn bowling balls
in between breaks.
You didn't listen. Alright, listen.
As you can see, things are heating up.
We got to take a quick commercial break,
pay some bills, because obviously,
people don't know how to swing their balls.
-Damn. -Ladies and gentlemen,
we got more "Celebrity Game Face" when we come back.
-What a [bleep] upset, man.
-What an upset.
-I thought that they were gonna win, honestly.
-Well, you didn't see Nikki.
I've never seen anybody do it faster.
-That's the way I like it.
I'm used to catching them in my mouth.
-Oh.
[ Laughter ]
**
-Welcome back to "Celebrity Game Face."
It's our very special family episode.
Let's go through a quick score recap.
In first place, Moms and Nikki with 103 points!
In second place, Rita, Elena, they got 88 points.
And with a major debacle,
Jason and Movie sit in last place with 80 points.
But you know what?
That's neither here nor there, because none of that matters.
This is the last round. -Whoo!
-You know what it is.
It's time for "Show Me Your Junk."
In this game, I am challenging you
to bring me back items from somewhere in your house.
With each item, I'll read a clue.
When I say go, you'll need to bring the thing back here.
when you come back here,
the only way that I know that you have arrived
is if you slam the button.
[ Siren wails ]
The first team that brings back the correct item gets 50 points.
Second gets 25 points.
Third place, you get none, zero, zilch.
-That's crazy.
-The kitchen is on the third floor.
-Help us.
-Big-ass house. -Oh, he's screwed.
-Jason, guess what? We don't give a rat's ass.
We don't care, not here on "Celebrity Game Face."
-Damn! -It's too far, bro.
Here's your clue.
"I'm an electrical device.
I heat up Pop Tarts and bread.
Just don't toss me in the tub,
unless you're trying to be dead."
Go!
-Oh!
-Okay, okay, okay. Toaster.
-Ah!
-Oh, it's getting close.
**
-Get it out. Come on!
-You guys are in a battle.
-It's stuck! -Come on!
-Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
-Where's the buzzer? Where's the buzzer?
Press the buzzer!
[ Sirens wailing ]
-Let's go. -Oh, my God. Look at you guys.
-Wow. -Take it, cuz!
-Jason...
-We have to file a missing persons report.
-Oh, my goodness. -Oh, wow.
-Oh, there they go. There they go.
Jason... -What is that?
-Is that an air fryer? -Jason, what is that?
-What is that? -A toaster.
It's our toaster.
-Let me see the top of it. -Oh, this?
Yeah, that ain't no goddamn toaster.
-Air fryer. -That's a karaoke machine.
-I was like, "That's fancy."
-We were like, "We need to upgrade our toaster game."
-Rita, Elena, you came back first.
Guys, you got 50 points for that round.
Moms, Julie, you came back in second. You get 25 points.
Due to the fact that Jason and Movie
brought a defibrillator downstairs, they get nothing.
They get no points at all.
That's a damn heart machine.
-Yo, that's messed up. -It all ends after this.
The team that comes back first will receive 100 points.
The team that comes back in second will receive 50 points.
The team that comes back in third, zero.
-Yeah. -This is your last clue.
"Instead of binoculars to look at the skies,
bring back two toilet paper rolls
and hold them up to your eyes."
Go. That's it. Let's go! Go!
-In the bathroom! Go to the other bathroom, Mom!
-Please get two in there.
Please tell me there's two in there!
-In the downstairs bathroom.
They're in the downstairs bathroom.
Why have you got shoes on? -Ahh!
-Go to the other bathroom! -Got it, got it, got it.
-Got it? -Got it.
-Get two, get two, get two. -I've got four.
-Put them up to your eyes!
[ Siren wails ] -Oh, my God.
-Oh, yeah, four, because we've got two eyes each.
-Oh, no!
[ Sirens wail ]
-Oh, my God. -Hold on, hold on.
You need binoculars.
-Yes, that is it.
-But guess what?
-Oh, no.
-You said two.
-No, two each.
No, two each.
-I need everybody's attention.
There's a major difference between a telescope
and binoculars.
Moms and Nikki came back
and they were looking through a telescope.
And unfortunately, the clue did not say,
"Bring back a telescope."
-You're not wrong.
-That gives us a winner.
-[ Gasps ]
-Our winners are Rita and Elena with an amazing effort!
A whopping 238.
Today they are champions. They are winners.
-* We did it, we did it, we did it *
-Guess what, Rita, Elena? We don't waste time.
You guys go to your door right now.
I got an award for you at your door right now.
Go to your door right now.
This is "Celebrity Game Face." We don't play around.
-Okay, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
-Did you get it?
-[ Gasps ] Wow. Look at this.
-I told you, we don't play around.
-I don't want to rip it.
-Oh, wow. -Oh.
-Wow. -Right there.
-And so this is -- Sorry. Is this the trophy?
-Rita, that was actually done in Egypt.
This is when there was talks about me
being in the actual pyramids.
Rita, Elena, true champions you are.
Jason, Movie,
champions you may not be today,
but great contestants you guys were.
Moms, Nikki, start to finish the attitude, never giving up.
-So fun. -Thank you.
-I'm your host, Kevin Hart,
and I'll see you next time on "Celebrity Game Face."
-Whoo! -Winners!
Am I gonna have to give this back?
-No. That's yours.
-I feel like you need it back, you know?
-That's yours. Nope. Won't take it.
-I think you should be sustainable and reuse this.
-Alright, guys, I'm gonna shut my box down.
Team, is it okay for us to get up out of here?
Next week on an all-new "Celebrity Game Face"...
-Yeah. -...three celebrity teams
battle it out in another wild night of games.
You feel like Tiffany Haddish would [bleep] in someone's shoe?
-That ain't nasty.
-Put your [bleep] in that ball and throw it down the lane.
-This is a family show.
-But only one team... -God damn it.
-...will have the honor of taking home
the Hart of a Champion award.
-Kevin, I just want to know, are you standing up right now?
-The [bleep] is your problem, Tiffany?
-Kevin, Kevin. -Tiffany, you better back up.
-With this fat ass.
**