- Tonight
on "Celebrity Game Face,"
it's a special
Battle of the Hosts episode.
- What?
- [yells]
- Wow, this turned erotic
all of a sudden.
[laughter]
- Things are about
to get weird.
- Oh, a pizza maker.
- [muffled speech]
- Ah.
- [laughs]
It's melting.
- [laughing]
God, look it.
- Oh, shoot.
- But it's not gonna
be all fun and games.
- I haven't ran that fast
since I was in the NFL.
- Keep that neck strong, babe.
- Man.
- Keke's already
talking dirty again.
[laughter]
- Let's go!
- They'll win money
for charity.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- But only one team will have
the honor of taking home
the coveted
Hart of a Champion award.
- Hi, Aunt Chippy.
- You little asshole.
What do you need?
[laughter]
- Tonight
on "Celebrity Game Face,"
guys, it's a special
Battle of the Hosts episode.
Yes, I've said it,
a Battle of Hosts.
Let's meet our teams, man.
Oh, my God.
The man, the myth, the legend.
we got Jimmy Kimmel,
and we got "Gee-ermo."
- Hey, guys.
- How you guys doing?
- Did I say it right?
- Yeah, you say it right.
- No, he didn't say it right.
- You say Guillermo?
- "Ghee-ermo."
- I said Guillermo, Jimmy.
Why don't you get off my back?
[laughter]
I said Guillermo.
How you doing, G?
How are you, man?
- Doing great, man.
Everything good.
- Look, I never wanted
to tell Jimmy this,
but whenever I come
and do Jimmy's show,
I only do it for you.
[laughter]
I don't come for Jimmy.
I come for you, man.
- Thank you very much.
- Next up, it's
Emmy-nominated host,
actress, and comedian,
Keke Palmer and Darius Jackson.
Thanks for being here, guys.
What's the relationship here?
What's going on?
What's this?
- This is my boyfriend.
- Oh, yeah.
I just wanted you to say it.
- Hey.
I know, right?
I was waiting for her
to say it too.
I was waiting
for her to say it.
- Yeah, I got you, Darius.
I'ma make you say it.
Ha! Pressure.
- There we go.
- We also got
our final co-hosts,
co-hosts
of "American Ninja Warrior,"
which is one
of my favorite shows,
the second best game
on television,
it's Matt Iseman and Akbar--
are you ready for this one--
"Baja-bee-ooh-me-la."
- [laughs]
- Come on, now.
[laughter]
Come on.
- What is that?
- Come on, man.
Did I get it?
- You sounded Nigerian.
- No, man.
- You sounded Nigerian.
- No, man.
I'm taking your Nigerian card
away from you.
- Was I close?
Was I close?
- It's Gbajabiamila.
You have to say it
with the accent.
- "Baja-jim-mila."
- "Baga-jem-ay-la."
- No, Gbajabiamila.
- "Baja-jeh-mila."
- Uh, eh, eh.
- He's saying it about as--
- Come on now.
- About as well
as he did "Gee-ermo."
[laughter]
- Oh, man.
- I know that you all
have hosted before,
but there is no environment
like the environment
of "Celebrity Game Face."
We're gonna get into it,
and we're gonna
get into it heavy.
- Oh, let's go. Let's go.
- First game is called
Point the Finger.
[upbeat music]
*
I'm gonna ask each team
some questions
about their relationship.
If you think the answer is you,
it's easy, point to yourself.
You think the answer
is your partner,
well, you point to them.
If your answers match,
you get two points.
It's that simple.
And to make sure
that you do not cheat,
we got you wearing
those blindfolds.
Okay?
- Oh.
- We're gonna start off
with Jimmy and G-Money.
Get your blindfolds on.
I'm hoping that
you can be in tune.
- Okay.
- We know each other very,
very intimately.
[laughter]
- Here you go.
Here's your first question.
Who's more likely to take
office supplies home from work?
- [laughs]
- Hmm.
- Oh, okay.
All right.
[buzzer]
- [laughing]
- Wait.
- 'Cause I know Guillermo's not
doing any work
when he gets home.
Like, I mean, what are you,
like--oh, I can't even see.
I don't know
why I'm looking at you.
[laughter]
It's not like he has
to go home and staple things.
- He pointed to himself too,
so he's definitely
stealing from you, Jimmy.
- Oh.
- It's time to reevaluate
the individual that
you're sitting next to.
- Oh, ----.
[laughter]
- Let's go to the next one.
Next question.
Who's more likely
to get kicked out
of an all-you-can-eat buffet?
- That would be me.
- [chuckling]
[buzzer]
- Oh, yeah.
You guys are in tune.
You both pointed
to each other.
- Oh, we did?
- I don't know who's lying,
but somebody's
not telling the truth.
- Oh.
- Last question.
Who's more likely to pass gas
during a taping
of "Jimmy Kimmel Live?"
I know the answer to this.
- Mm.
I'm gonna have to go with...
- Okay.
- Myself on that one, I think.
- All right.
Well, guys, that's a whopping
goose egg for you both,
because you do not know
each other at all.
- How long they been
working together?
- I pass gas every day
and every show almost.
- Just to recap,
we're both fat,
we're both thieves,
and we're both gassy.
[laughter]
- You guys got zero points,
none of those match.
- Great.
- Oh, ----.
We didn't get no points.
Oh, my God.
- Keke, Darius, right now,
we're gonna move
over to you guys.
Get your fingers on.
Get your fingers ready.
- Okay.
Fingers on
and get fingers ready.
- That was hard for you,
wasn't it, Keke?
You had to concentrate
just now.
- Yeah, whatever!
[laughter]
Here we go.
I'm ready.
- Okay, first question.
Who wastes more time
picking out their outfit?
- This guy.
[ding]
- I mean, that was a no-brainer
right there.
I think the world knew that.
We saw that just by how long
you took to put on the finger.
[laughter]
Okay.
Next question.
Who stinks up the bathroom
the worst?
[laughter]
- Uh...
[ding]
- All right, good job, Darius.
Way to take full
responsibility.
It's a bad situation
if your lady does.
All right, that's another one.
Last question.
Which of you talks
the dirtiest during sex?
- Oh.
- Ooh.
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
[ding]
- Oh!
- Damn!
- Damn.
- Keke, get your nasty-ass
blindfold off.
[laughter]
She a freak.
- We'll be using these.
No, I'm kidding.
- Oh, okay.
- What an amazing round
for you both, okay?
That is six points,
showing that you guys do have
some major connective tissue,
unlike Jimmy and G-Money,
who had none.
[laughter]
Matt and Akbar,
okay, I need you guys
to put your blindfolds on.
- All right, here we go.
- I think I may
have to return the favor and go
on "American Ninja" soon.
- I think Kevin would be better
for "American Ninja
Warrior Junior.
[laughter]
- Honestly,
I'd come and compete
against them kids all day.
[laughter]
All day, every day.
All right, guys,
first question. You ready?
Who has fewer fans?
- [chuckles]
- Hmm.
- There you go.
All right,
coming out the gate hot.
You both got it wrong.
[buzzer]
Next one.
Which one of you would
die first on "Squid Game"?
- Ooh.
- Nice, nice.
[ding]
Matt, I'm not sure why,
but he was very confident
in your ability
to not either follow rules--
- Kevin, meet us in person.
You'll totally get it.
- I'm from Crenshaw,
man, so I already knew
how that was gonna go.
I already know.
[laughter]
- Okay, final question.
Which one of you would
look better in drag?
Good question.
- Mm.
- Nice, Matt, and quick.
Quick, Matt. I like
that there's no hesitation.
- Kevin, this isn't a theory.
We've seen me in drag,
and I look damn good.
- Oh, my gosh.
- [laughs]
- [laughing] Okay.
Okay, that is four points
for you guys.
[chiming]
Let's get a quick score recap
from our first round.
Keke and Darius are
coming out,
showing that they are a couple
that actually has chemistry.
They got six.
And Matt and Akbar,
they're showing
that it's no fluke.
Ten years of television
gives you knowledge as well.
They have four points.
Jimmy and G-Money,
AKA Guillermo,
they sit at the bottom
with zero points.
- We have zero.
- Guys, we got more show
when we get back after this.
I mean, guys, look at this.
Look at this.
Look, you see
how I get it done here?
- Hey, I do have
to give you some love, man.
Your frickin' "True Story"
gave me real anxiety.
- Thank you, man.
- Don't try kissing
the host's ass.
- [laughs]
- What kind of
a complement is that, Kevin?
"Your movie gave me
a lot of anxiety.
I wish I hadn't watched it."
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- [chewing]
- Yeah, let me see
what kind of health food
bull---- you're
eating there, Kevin.
- What are you talking about?
It's a -------
piece of broccoli.
Come on now.
- Yeah, right.
Let's see it.
Let's see the broccoli.
- It's frozen broccoli.
- Frozen broccoli.
[laughter]
- Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where we're just
getting started.
But trust me when I tell you,
things will heat up.
Quick score recap.
Keke and Darius sit
at the top with six points.
Matt and Akbar are
in second place with four.
And at the bottom
of the barrel--
and you would think
it would be different,
'cause they've been together
for so long,
so many years on TV,
zero points go
to Jimmy and Guillermo.
Maybe things will change
as we get further.
- I hope so.
- I hope so too.
- Yeah.
- Guys,
I know what you're thinking.
Looking at me right
now, you're like,
how does Kevin
keep his physique
just basically so in tune?
Well, I'll tell you.
It's eating healthy.
It's eating healthy,
which means all the fun stuff
has to be removed
from the kitchen.
But you can't make a game
out of kale and bean sprouts.
You can't do that.
So what I've decided to do
is keep a stash around
for research purposes.
And this game,
oh, this game here,
I'm whipping out some of those
snacks that I took away.
Guys, I call it Cake Heads.
[upbeat music]
I sent everybody
some delicious treats.
- You guys have really
gone all out with this,
with a plate full of Ding Dongs
and some Skippy.
[laughter]
- We got a crazy budget here at
"Celebrity Game Face," Jimmy.
- I mean, this really is--
- How many calories
are in all of this right now?
- I wouldn't know,
but it looks like
a heart attack waiting
to happen to me.
[laughter]
You think you're gonna
eat them, you're nuts,
'cause that's not
what this is about.
You're gonna stack them,
one on top of the other.
It's easy, but of course,
there's a twist.
You're not stacking on a table.
That's boring.
It's stupid.
That's dumb.
You're stacking the cakes...
on your head.
[laughter]
One person on each team
is a stacker.
Your partner will lean back,
and you'll stack them
on their forehead.
And the person being
stacked on cannot help.
They can't use their hands.
- Ooh.
- First team to stack
six cakes wins.
I'll give ten points to that
team that finishes first.
Second place gets five.
Third place,
you get exactly what Jimmy
and G-Money got right now.
- Zero.
At this point, guys,
let's get ready.
[upbeat music]
*
- All right, great.
Guillermo's also wearing
a condom just in case.
[laughter]
- Hey, Keke. Tell Darius
to move his hairline back
a little bit like Kevin's.
[laughter]
- Didn't deserve that hard
of a laugh, Keke.
- Guillermo can't button his--
- All right.
- His poncho.
- All right, ready!
- First team to stack six cakes
on their head wins.
- Keep that neck strong, babe.
- Man.
- Keke's already
talking dirty again.
[laughter]
On your mark.
Get set.
Go!
[laughs]
- All right.
- Matt and Akbar
is in the lead.
- Ah, shoot.
- Jimmy and Guillermo coming
from behind.
- Pretty good, Guillermo.
- Okay, wait a second.
Keke and Darius have
taken the lead.
Jimmy, Guillermo--uh-oh.
- Oop--
- Oh, God.
Jimmy's down.
- Now I know
why we need the poncho.
- ----.
Damn!
- [laughs]
- [groans]
Damn it.
- Oh, God.
They're down.
- Oh, sh--keep your head back.
- You're still in this
if you can get it together.
- Shut up!
- [laughs]
Oh, they're catching up!
- Okay.
- Uh-oh.
- There we go.
I got it.
Look at that.
- No, no, no!
- I mean, come on.
- I got it!
I got it!
- Jimmy had it first,
Akbar second.
- We lost.
- We last?
- We lost.
- Jimmy and Guillermo
coming in first.
- Yes.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, hold on.
In the NFL,
you can throw a red flag.
I want to challenge this one.
- Akbar, Akbar,
this isn't the NFL.
We're putting peanut butter
on each other's heads.
- [laughs]
- Jimmy, Guillermo,
they get ten points for that.
Matt and Akbar, who are proving
to be very fussy
American Ninjas, they get five.
And Keke and Darius--
- Don't even say it.
- Keke and Darius, you guys got
absolutely nothing.
[buzzer]
Let's get a quick score recap.
Jimmy and G-Money won
that game and are now
in first place
with ten points.
- Ten points, guys!
- Matt and Akbar,
they have nine points.
And Keke and Darius
are in last place
with six points.
- We about to win
everything else.
- All right, we got it.
- We got more
"Celebrity Game Face"
when we get back.
Don't go nowhere.
- If I can make a request,
I'd love to hear Keke
and Darius do some
of that dirty talk
they were talking about.
[laughter]
- She already did.
Y'all missed it. Yeah,
you didn't hear what she said
when they was putting
the damn cakes on his head.
"Keep your neck straight like--
you know how to do it."
- I never said that!
- "Keep your neck straight."
Yeah, you did.
- No way!
- That's exactly what you said.
- No way!
Nah, you're adding!
You're adding to it!
- Oh, Darius is--
- [laughing]
- Darius is nervous.
[upbeat music]
- It's good to see you, Keke.
It's been a minute.
How you been?
- I've been good.
It's good to see you too.
It's just sad that
you really, like,
jack my style, like,
on the regular like that.
Like, that's crazy, man.
- I've been doing
the rolled up beanie for years.
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
- You can go Internet
"Kevin Hart beanie."
Several shots. Several shots.
- Uh-uh.
- You don't know
your influence until you see,
until you see.
[upbeat music]
Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where we do have a team
that's in last,
and it's Keke and Darius.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- Ooh.
Not a good thing at all.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
In first place,
Jimmy and my guy, G-Money.
But Matt and Akbar,
well, they said,
hey, man,
we are here to compete,
and they sit in second place
with nine points.
All right, guys.
Right now,
it's time
to break out your phones
for a "Celebrity Game Face"
classic.
This game is called Hit 'Em Up.
[upbeat music]
*
Each team will call a friend
or family member,
and all you got to do is have
a conversation with them.
It's easy.
Actually, that's too easy.
Here is the twist!
It always got a twist.
- [laughs]
- All right, look,
while you're talking,
one of the other teams will
hold up two words
that you have to get a person
on the phone to say.
And each word you get them
to say is worth ten points.
I'll give you 60 seconds.
First up, Jimmy, G-Money,
who you guys calling?
- We're calling my Aunt Chippy.
My Aunt Chippy is in her 80s.
- Oh, this is great.
- Oh, wow.
- She lives in Las Vegas.
She spends a lot
of time smoking
and playing video poker.
She is not a friendly woman...
- No.
- But very funny.
- I love it.
You know what?
Keke and Darius,
you guys are on word duty.
All right, guys,
make the call. Let's go.
[line trilling]
- Hello.
- Hi, Aunt Chippy.
- You little asshole.
What do you need?
[laughter]
- Hi, Aunt Chippy.
- What are you bothering
me for?
I'm in the middle
of a good game here.
- Oh, all right.
Well, Aunt Chippy,
you know, I have
a little bit of an itch,
and I was wondering
if you had any suggestions
on what I should do.
It's like a little bit
of a rash.
- You have a rash?
- Yeah.
- Where the hell
did you get the rash from?
- I don't know, but what
should I do to treat it?
[laughter]
- What's the name of that white
stuff that you put on a rash?
- White stuff?
- What?
- Oh, boy.
- Like a cream.
- Yeah, a cream. Cream.
- [laughs]
- Yeah, it's an ointment?
[ding]
- Ointment, yes!
- Yeah!
- An ointment.
- That's right.
Yes, an ointment.
That's the word
I was looking for.
Okay, now--
oh, you know,
what are those animals
with the big teeth
that chew on logs?
- [laughs]
- They build dams.
- Oh, a beavers?
[ding]
- Yeah, that's
what we're looking for.
Yeah.
So anyway, I got--
I'm trying to rub some ointment
on this beaver, and...
[laughter]
It keeps biting me.
- I hope it bites
your ass good.
[laughter]
I love you.
- I love you too.
That's my Aunt Chippy,
everybody.
- Aunt Chippy, wow.
- Oh, Aunt Chippy.
- I love Aunt Chippy.
- That's 20 points, guys.
20 points.
- All right.
- Aunt Chippy is a hoot.
She's a hoot.
- You know what, Keke?
You're going next.
Which one of your weird
people are you calling?
- You know what?
I'm calling my homeboy,
Richie, because
he's cool like that.
- You're calling Richie.
Sounds like somebody
that's weird.
[laughter]
All right, Keke and Darius
are calling Richie.
You know what?
Matt, Akbar,
you're gonna supply the words.
- All right.
- Keke, Darius,
make the call.
Let's go.
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Hey, Richie. What up, man?
- What's going on, Keke?
- Everything is clever.
You know, I'm here
with D right now.
How you been, good?
- I've been great.
- It's always good
to talk to you, brother.
You know what I'm saying,
like.
You know what was
so crazy last night?
What's that funny thing?
I was--last night,
I was literally, like,
over the toilet.
What's that word
that white people say,
you know, when they about to--
you know, when they've
been drinking too much,
and they bout to just--
what's that word?
- That white people say?
- [laughing]
White people.
- Yeah, it's usually something
like, "Dude, I just blank,"
you know what I mean,
type of deal over the toilet.
- Crap? Took a deuce?
- It's like doodoo
out your mouth though.
- Oh. Was it hurled?
- You getting there.
- And the white people
do it at the toilet?
Oh, man. What do
white people be saying?
I don't know.
They--
- Damn.
Okay, what's that thing
that y'all got,
that guy's got?
Only guys got them.
- A wee-wee.
- And they used to make people
eat them on "Fear Factor."
- Oh, [inaudible].
Oh, I said wee-wee.
They make people eat them on--
balls, balls.
Testicles.
[ding]
- Bingo.
- All right.
- I got to go, man.
It was great
kicking it with you.
- All right, man.
- What in the hell?
- Do you say barf?
When have you ever said barf?
- You know what, Keke?
Guess what I did yesterday?
You know what I did today?
I woke up,
and I didn't feel good.
I barfed.
- No.
[laughter]
- What are you talking about?
- Absolutely not.
- As you can see, that's
a frustrated Keke and Darius.
They just can't seem
to get it together.
They only got one right there.
That's ten points.
- Ugh.
- Now, I wanna barf.
- Right now, Matt and Akbar,
you're on the phone.
You're calling somebody.
Jimmy, Guillermo, you guys
are supplying the words.
Who you guys calling?
- Michael Batts.
- Good luck, guys.
[line trilling]
- [laughing]
- Batts!
What's up, buddy?
- Matty, how you doing?
- Akbar and I are just
chilling out, man.
We were just--
- What's up, man?
- We were hanging out.
- Oh, man, I'm loving this...
- Just wanted to catch up.
- Beautiful day.
- It's a gorgeous day, man.
- Yeah, man, it is.
- [scoffs]
- Exactly.
- You know, it can be so hard
to do some things, like, um--
[laughter]
Whoo.
I--I--
Michael, you know,
there are a lot of adjectives.
You're such a wordsmith,
I know, as a standup comedian.
If there's something
that's kind of difficult
and challenging, something
that can be really a problem,
it's--it's...
- It's habitual.
Prohibited?
[laughter]
- Uh--
- What the f--
- So you know, if we're looking
at the seven deadly sins,
um, when you think of greed
or hatred or--
what was that movie
with the blue people
with James Cameron?
- Oh, "Avatar."
- Yeah,
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that movie.
- And what is that thing
that fried--
you get the Chinese food.
You get pork fried...
[laughter]
- Pork fried rice?
- Yeah,
and if you combined "Avatar"
and that word, what word
would you come up with?
[laughing]
- It would be, uh,
avatar-rice?
What the hell?
[laughter]
- Love you, buddy.
Hey, hey, Kimmel.
Kimmel, wait.
Here's a word for ya.
Wah!
[laughter]
Son of a bitch.
- Matt and Akbar,
you guys got zero points.
Let's go through a quick
score recap here.
Jimmy and G-Money sit
at the top with 30 points.
Keke and Darius sit
in second place with 16.
Matt and Akbar, um,
I mean, it's no shock
after this last display
of talent that they put on
that they're in last place.
- I'm pissed right now.
- We still got more "Celebrity
Game Face" when we come back.
- Oh, man.
- "Pernicious Avarice" sounds
like Eminem's new album.
- Okay.
- Pernicious Avarice.
- That's exactly
what it sounds like.
- Kevin, what is avarice?
Can somebody define that
for me?
- Are you serious?
You don't know what avarice is?
- Oh, you didn't know.
You--
[laughs]
- You don't know
what avarice is, Akbar?
Are you kidding me?
- It's greed.
It's greed.
- Duh.
- That is not in my vocabulary.
I do not--
- And it ain't
in Kevin's either.
It's not in Kevin's either.
- Keke, you know me.
My vocab, come on.
Seriously, guys.
That's crazy.
You guys are nuts.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, Kevin, how do you think
you would do
on "Ninja Warrior"?
'Cause I know
you're into fitness.
You know what I'm saying?
- I don't do anything
that I can't do
at the highest level.
[laughter]
- What does that mean?
- That means he's not doing it.
- So I would go there,
I would look at the course,
and I would really look
at the stuff,
and I would analyze it,
I'd be like, "Nah,
this one here look tricky."
I'd be like, "Eh...nah,
this gonna be embarrassing."
[laughter]
Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face."
Let's do a quick score recap,
just in case
you're just now tuning in.
Oh, my God, in first place,
we got Jimmy and G-Money,
AKA Guillermo.
They got 30 points.
We got Keke and Darius
in second place with 16.
And Matt and Akbar
are in last place.
If you were jumping off
onto one of those mats
that's got the rolly stuff,
you would say,
"He's not gonna make it!"
[laughter]
This next game is gonna
pull it out of you,
whether you like it or not.
This game is called...
Mouthing Off.
[upbeat music]
- [laughs]
"Meh, meh, meh."
- That's right, Keke,
what you do all the time.
- [laughs]
- One person on each team
is gonna read a list
of phrases that I sent to you.
Their partner has 60 seconds
to repeat back those phrases.
You'll have to play this game
with marshmallows
jammed in your mouth.
- Oh, my God.
- You'll start the game with
four marshmallows in there.
Every time your partner
repeats a phrase correctly,
you gotta put another
marshmallow in your mouth.
You can pass if you want.
You get 5 points
for each correct guess.
Do you understand that?
- All right.
- Yeah.
- It's an easy game.
Darius, how easy
is this game, man?
- Very easy.
Simple.
- It's not,
'cause there's a twist!
- Oh, twist.
- So let's say your category
is Kevin Hart movies.
Maybe instead of
"Think Like a Man,"
we'll say "Stink Like a Man."
[laughter]
I'll replace the word or two
just to throw you off
a little bit.
- Mm.
- As a host,
I can do what I want
because it's my show.
Whatever--I don't have to prove
anything to you, Keke.
[laughter]
We're gonna start off
with Jimmy and G-Money.
Open up your envelope
and tell us your category.
G-Money, stop chewing
the marshmallows already.
I saw you.
- Yeah, it's too early.
Oh, how many marshmallows
have you got in there?
- How many you told me?
- Put four in.
- You have four
or five in there?
- [muffled speech]
- Oh, he's done. He's done.
- Open your mouth.
Let me see.
One.
- I need to know your category.
- Yes, he's gonna
read the category.
- [muffled speech]
- Oh.
- We don't even know
the category.
- [laughs]
- Eight!
- '80s Songs.
- Oh, '80s Songs.
- '80s Songs is the category.
- Oh, okay.
This is kind of up my alley.
- All right.
All right, you ready?
Three, two, one, go.
- [muffled]
"Total Eclipse of the"--
- "Total Eclipse of the Heart,"
Bonnie Tyler.
- Ah. Uh-uh.
- There's a twist, Jimmy.
There's a twist.
- It's a different word.
- [muffled]
"Total Eclipse of the Fart."
- "Total Eclipse of the Fart."
[bell dings]
- Oh.
- There you go.
- Oh, shoot.
- [muffled speech]
- What?
- [muffled speech]
- Oh, no.
- Say it again.
- [muffled speech]
[laughter]
- I don't know.
Go to the next one. Pass.
- [muffled]
"Every Rose Has Its Corn."
- "Every Rose Has Its"--what?
- [muffled] It's corn.
- It's corn.
"Every Rose Has Its Corn."
- [muffled speech]
- Okay.
- Yes, yes.
Oh, my God. Look at this.
- Go ahead.
- [muffled]
"Another One Bites the Crust."
- "Another One Bites
the Crust."
- There you go.
- It's melting.
- [muffled speech]
- Quick!
[laughter]
- "Every Little Thing
She Does Is"...
- [muffled speech]
- Tragic?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Tragic?
- That's time.
Good. They got four right.
- How did we get any right?
I don't know how that happened.
[laughter]
- Four right for 20 points.
That's a hell of a round
for Jimmy and G-Money.
- It's like the end
of "Ghostbusters" right here.
- Oh, man.
- Look at this.
[laughter]
- Matt, Akbar,
you guys are up next.
- Well, look how big
my mouth is.
Look.
- Well, you know what, man?
I just hope you guys
get some points.
- First, let me open up
the marshmallows.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Category, Famous Movie Lines.
- Oh!
- Okay.
- Now, I need you to put
four of those marshmallows
in your mouth...
- These small things?
- Before we go, please.
- Mm-hmm.
- [as the Godfather]
He looks like Marlon Brando.
- Yeah.
- Strategy.
I like the strategy.
I see the strategy.
Wow, four. Jesus Christ.
It doesn't look like he put
anything in his damn mouth.
Jesus Christ.
- Yep.
- I'm 6'6"!
- You're, like,
two and a half Kevins.
[laughter]
- Okay, here we go. Okay.
On your mark, get set, go.
- I see bread people.
- I see bread people!
[bell dings]
"Sixth Sense,"
Haley Joel Osment.
- You ain't got that mouth.
- Show me the bunny.
- Show me the bunny!
Tom Cruise speaking
to Cuba Gooding Jr.
- Man, Akbar is
a ------- seagull.
[laughter]
- ET, bone home.
- ET, bone home!
The porno that Steven Spielberg
never directed!
[laughter]
- May the horse be with you.
- May the horse be with you!
So said Ben Kenobi.
- He sound like
he just talking.
- There's no place like Rome.
- There's no place like Rome!
[bell dings]
- Those marshmallows
had no impact.
- We should fill his mouth
with pillows.
That didn't--I mean, really.
[laughter]
- Matt, Akbar, you got every
single one of them correct.
Oh, my goodness.
Guys, that's 25 points
for you guys.
25 points.
- Boom! Boom.
- Definitely has changed
some things around.
- Drop the marshmallow.
- Keke and Darius,
who's putting
the marshmallows in the mouth?
- I'll be putting
the marshmallows in my mouth.
- Okay.
- Category, Kids' Songs.
- Four marshmallows, please.
Oh, he's stealing
Akbar's method.
- Don't chew it.
He's chewing, though.
- Don't you chew it.
Don't you cheat and chew.
[laughter]
All right.
Three, two, one, go.
- The Wheels on the Butt."
- "The Wheels on the Butt."
[bell dings]
- All right, that's one.
New marshmallow.
- "Mary Dad a Little Spam."
- "Mary Had a Little Spam."
- That's two.
- [muffled]
Okay.
"Do You Blow the Muffin Man?"
- Deblow the muscle man.
- [muffled]
"Do You Blow the Muffin Man?"
- Do you blow the muscle man?
- Wow.
- [muffled]
"Do You Blow the Muffin Man?"
- "Do You Blow the Muffin Man?"
- Yes.
- Yes!
- All right, that's three.
That's three.
- That was scary there.
- [muffled] "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Pickle Star."
- "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Pickle Star."
- [muffled] Ha, ha, ha.
[laughter]
[muffled speech]
- Who?
- What judicial?
- [muffled speech]
[laughter]
- Pup?
Pop goes--
- [muffled speech]
- "Pop Goes the Jujitsu."
- [muffled speech]
- "Gene-jissu."
- Jujitsu?
- [muffled speech]
[bass note]
- Time, time.
- Is it Vin Diesel?
- Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel, Keke. God.
- Vin Diesel?
That sounded like Ben Biesel.
- You got four.
God, you're such a bad partner.
- Whoa, now!
- All right, Keke and Darius
received 20 points.
- We won that game.
- [laughs]
- Let me do a quick
score recap please.
Still in first place,
showing that they kick ass,
not just
in late night television...
- Damn it.
- But also in this game show,
Jimmy and G-Money got 50.
Keke and Darius got 36 points.
Who is in la--
oh, Matt and Akbar.
They're still in last.
- Well, hold on. Hold on, dawg.
- What are you talking about?
I just got five of them right.
- Yes.
- We got five.
- Oh, no.
Akbar never learned math.
- No, this is BS.
We're supposed to be up, man.
- Guys, we gotta take
a commercial break...
- No, don't go
to ------- commercial.
- To deal with
a bigger problem.
- No, stay right here!
- No, we gotta deal
with a bigger problem,
and that's something
called arithmetic.
We'll be right back when
we're done teaching Akbar--
- No, I can count! I can count!
- Oh, we know you can.
- We've been hoodwinked.
We've been bamboozled!
[laughter]
- Kev, we're having fun, buddy.
- It's a good time, man.
It's a good time,
and you got Keke.
[laughter]
- Look. Look.
- Hmm? What?
- The constant
picking on me thing
is starting to get,
like, crazy.
- I pick on everybody!
You saw me pick on Akbar.
He can't do math.
- I told you I'm from Crenshaw.
Back up.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face."
I told you, this is
where the game gets good.
Sitting in first place,
Jimmy and G-Money got 50.
Keke and Darius are
in second with 36.
Still at the bottom
of the barrel, Matt and Akbar.
Hopefully, things change here.
We'll see.
Right now, things are gonna
get a little robotic.
[laughs]
You know, now, in today's life,
I see robots everywhere--
robot janitors,
you got robot surgeons--
I mean, you name it.
And that's what this next game
is all about.
You're acting out some jobs
a robot might do,
but the twist is, is that
you're wearing robot hands.
[laughs]
Guess what I call
the game, y'all?
Robot Hand Jobs.
[laughs]
Come on!
- That's wildly inappropriate.
- Bro, you trying
to get us canceled?
- It's inappropriate because
you got a dirty, nasty mind.
We cracked that code
earlier, Keke.
Which of you talks
the dirtiest during sex?
- Oh.
- Ooh.
[laughter]
- All right.
All right, guys, listen.
Here's how the game
is gonna go.
Each team takes turns
acting out different jobs
for another team to guess.
You have five jobs,
45 seconds
to get through them all,
and I'll give both teams
5 points
for each one
that they get correct.
Only the person
wearing the robot hands
is acting out the jobs.
- Oh, man.
- Damn.
- Keke and Darius,
you're gonna give the clues.
Matt, Akbar, you're guessing.
- All right, come on, Keke.
Come on, Darius.
We're in this together.
- We're gonna get it.
- On your mark, get set, go.
- Delta?
- Yoga!
Yoga instructor!
- Oh, tree pose!
- Yep.
- There you go.
- Okay, okay, okay. Good.
- Yeah.
- Salsa dancing!
- Salsa dance.
- Dancer.
- A dancer.
- Rockette.
- Ballet dancer!
Drag queen! Drag queen.
Runway model!
- Beyoncé!
- Runway model!
Kung Fu! Martial artist!
- Synchro swimmer.
- A hooker.
- [laughs]
- Hooker!
- Okay, go.
We're getting out of it.
- What the heck was all that?
- That was a showgirl.
- Uh...uh...
- Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
- Lumberjack.
- Gymnast!
- Lumberjack, good.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Next one.
- Bull rider!
- Rodeo!
- Cowboy!
- Rodeo!
Circus! Circus!
- Ride the pony?
- Time!
- Doggy style.
[laughter]
- Jockey. Jockey.
- Oh, ----, Kevin. ----.
- They got yoga instructor.
They got lumberjack.
- That was three, right?
That was three.
- That's two.
- Three.
That was three.
- Two.
- Akbar, that's only two.
- Two. Two.
- Oh, God.
- Akbar, do me a favor.
Hold up the number two
for me please.
- This is two, man.
I know what two is.
- Yes. Good.
- Oh, okay. All right.
- But we have three.
- Akbar, I'm just gonna--
Akbar, this is great.
- We're gonna do
the letters later.
[laughter]
- Right now, so, guys,
you both received 10 points.
10 points for Keke and Darius.
10 points for Matt and Akbar.
- All right.
- All right, Jimmy, G-Money,
you guys are
gonna be giving the clues.
- Oh.
- Keke and Darius,
you're gonna guess.
- Mm.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Jimmy, G-Money,
robot arms on.
Guillermo, Guillermo,
throw on the arms, Guillermo.
- All right.
- See it.
- Yeah.
- We got it.
- Are you ready?
- I am ready.
- Okay. Get set, go.
- Bouncing. Dribbling.
- Basketball!
- Shooting.
- That's good.
- Exactly.
- Waving.
Writing.
- It's a job.
- Bro.
- Let's pass. Let's pass.
- Yeah, pass.
- Okay, next one.
Pass on that one, too.
[laughter]
Next one.
- Shh.
- Fireman.
- That's good.
- Mathematician?
- That's good.
- Oh, okay, fireman.
- Well done, Darius.
Next one.
- Dancing. Oh.
- Steps?
- Do a twirl.
- Moonwalk or--
- Soccer player.
A spinning--
- Ballerina?
- Waltzer?
Oh, oh, what's the man
that does the tightrope?
- What is--it's like some--
he, like, look like
he's on the moon.
- NASA?
Oh, astronaut?
Okay, what was that?
What is this?
- Time.
- What was that?
- That was a figure skater.
- Oh. That's so hard to do.
- What was the one
right before that?
- Window washer.
- Ah.
- Yeah.
All right, you guys got two.
That's 10 points, guys.
- Okay.
- 10 points for you
right there.
Okay, guys.
Right now, Matt and Akbar,
you're giving the clues.
Jimmy and G-Money,
you're guessing.
Let's suit up.
- Guillermo,
you ready for this?
- I'm ready.
- All right.
- Here we go.
- Ready.
- All right, all right.
- Three, two, one, go.
- Playing the guitar!
- Yeah, guitar player.
- That's good, G.
- Yep.
- Oh, barber.
Hairstylist?
- That's good.
- Oh, cheerleader.
- Cheerleader is right.
Oh, there you go.
[laughs]
- Juggler?
Oh, baton twirler.
- Swimming.
- Oh, a pizza maker.
- Yes!
- Pizza maker.
- Good job.
- That was a good one.
- Wow.
- Jimmy, no way.
- Oh, having sex?
- Oh, a male stripper?
- Chippendales.
- Oh, porn actor.
[bell dinging]
[both cheering]
- Yes!
- That's good. That's good.
That's good.
- Hey, Jimmy!
How did you know that?
- I've seen his movies.
[laughter]
- Do you have a subscription?
- The pizza maker
was phenomenal.
- That was all Matt.
I mean, he really sold that.
- Yeah.
- I have to give credit
to Matt on that.
- Both teams right there
received 25 points.
- High five.
- Wow.
- What a round.
Let me get a quick
score recap please.
- I know how to do
the math on this one.
- Jimmy and G-Money
sit at the top with 85.
Matt, Akbar, there's been
a change in guards.
They now are in second place.
Yes, the number 69 sits there
at the very nasty display
of action that took place.
And now in last place,
at the bottom of the barrel,
Keke and Darius
have taken the fall.
They've stumbled.
- Oh, man.
- This is terrible.
- We can only hope
that those that fall get up,
but in this case,
maybe their legs are broke.
[laughter]
We got more show
when we come back after this.
- You gotta understand,
once all this is done with,
I gotta stay here with her,
so, you know--
- Well, buddy,
you know, honestly,
I don't know what to say, man.
- Just pray for me
if we finish last.
I'ma say that.
Just pray for me.
- Darius, if you wanna
get out of this thing,
blink twice.
- I think he's happy.
I think he's happy.
- Oh, my God.
- Isn't that right?
- She's doing
the Jedi mind trick.
"I think he's happy."
[upbeat music]
- Welcome back
to "Celeit
where we are now at the last
and final round.
Somebody will walk away with
the Hart of a Champion award.
It's going to happen.
- We got this.
- Let's go through
a quick score recap.
In first place,
Jimmy and G-Money.
They still stand at the top
with 85 points.
Matt, Akbar, who have come
from behind, they got 69.
And at the bottom of the barrel
is Keke and Darius.
Guys, once again,
things can all change here,
because we're about to play
a little game called
Show Me Your Junk.
[upbeat music]
All right,
listen, and listen good.
I'm gonna ask you to bring me
two items
from somewhere in your house.
When I say go,
you need to find the item,
bring it back here,
and hit the button
in front of you.
[siren blaring]
- We're not gonna win,
Guillermo.
Everything's too far away here.
- Yeah, we're in the office.
- Nobody is out of this game!
[laughter]
The first team to bring back
the correct item,
you will get 50 points.
The second team
will get 25 points.
The third team
will get 10 points.
If you bring back the wrong
item, you get no points.
It's that simple.
- Do you guys at least give
participation points?
[laughter]
- Yeah, just give them
some participation points.
He doesn't know
what the numbers even mean.
[laughter]
- First clue, here we go.
If you have to use the can
and make a giant doody,
bring back the roll
that you would choose
to wipe your nasty booty.
Go!
- Here we go.
- Come on, babe!
- Come on, Guillermo.
We got a really long way!
[alarm beeping]
- Oh.
- Come with me.
- Right here,
right here, right here.
- We're going
into the men's room.
So this is not my house,
obviously.
- Come on.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Let's go! Go, go, go!
Just rip it off!
Rip it off! Oh, shoot.
- Bring it!
- Come on.
- Here we go, relay!
Come on, Guillermo.
- [grunting]
- Hit that button.
Hit that button.
[siren blaring]
- Hit the buzzer!
Hit the buzzer!
[siren blaring]
- Whoo! We got it!
I haven't ran that fast
since I was in the NFL.
- [giggling]
[siren blaring]
Ah, we had to go, like,
a mile away to the bathroom.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Keke and Darius
came back first.
- No, they didn't!
- Yeah, they did.
Yeah, they did.
Matt, Akbar,
they came back second.
Jimmy and G-Money
came back third.
- Oh.
- Guys, we got one more.
- Hey, my smartwatch just says
my heartbeat is up.
- Yes!
- I felt like I should just put
a little more ante in the pot.
100 points will go to the team
that comes in first.
- [inaudible]
- 50 points to the team
that comes in second.
25 for the team
that comes in third.
But there's a little twist
on this one.
Because I want to see teamwork,
I gave you guys
some wrist connectors.
- All right.
- Do you see these?
- Hey, Kevin,
are these wristbands yours?
- That's none of your business.
- 'Cause these don't fit
around my wrist, bro.
- Yeah, they're extremely tiny.
- These are for babies.
[laughter]
- We're ready to rip it!
- [laughs]
- This one's about more than
just bringing the item back.
There's an extra step.
- Oh.
- Here's your riddle.
Go and open up your fridge
and grab something to drink.
Run back here and take a swig.
It's harder than you think.
- Ooh.
- Take a what?
- Go!
- Let's go!
- Where's--
oh, here's the fridge.
- Right there, right there.
[inaudible] in the fridge.
- Fridge.
Take a drink.
What is this?
Margarita mix.
[both breathing heavily]
- Kay, kay, kay, kay, kay, kay,
kay, kay, kay, kay.
- Open this up.
- Oh.
- This is a nonsensical game.
[giggles]
- Do you have a bottle opener?
- [laughs]
- Oh, ----.
- [grunting]
[siren blaring]
- We drank it.
[siren blaring]
- The Battle of the Hosts
was heated, as you can see,
but only one team can
walk out of here
with the Hart of a Champion
trophy.
Guys, I'm gonna do a tally.
- Akbar, add it up for us!
[laughter]
- Jimmy and G-Money,
you guys got 120 points.
- Wow.
- Keke and Darius,
you guys had 156.
You finished second place.
- Damn it.
- That means
that our first place team,
or our winners,
as we shall refer to them...
- Who could it be?
- Matt and Akbar
with 194 points.
- Oh, oh, no. He's not.
- Oh, my goodness. No.
Oh, God.
- [screams]
- Oh, God. Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, God. He's gonna do it.
That's a tight shirt.
That's a little shirt.
- [screaming]
- Okay.
This is what happens.
- Now you started something.
- Uh-oh.
- Guillermo, you didn't win.
You don't have to do this.
- He needs to do it.
- Come on, Guillermo!
- Yeah!
Yes, yes, yes.
[laughter]
- Look at those abs.
- Wow, this turned erotic
all of a sudden.
- Yes, it really did.
Matt, Akbar, go to the front.
There should be an award
there for you.
[doorbell ringing]
Please go grab it now.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, look at this.
[triumphant music]
Yeah, open that up.
- Open it up.
- Wow.
- [laughs]
- What the heck?
- Guys, everybody,
let's all take a second to stop
and take in what I can refer to
as a damn masterpiece.
That is the Hart
of a Champion trophy.
- No, it's terrible.
- What I love, Kev, is,
today...
- Yeah?
- You made us all feel
like this little lamb,
just safe in your warm embrace,
my friend.
- Listen, listen.
Here's the good news, guys.
There is a charitable component
to this show,
and each of you
have money to donate
to charities of your choice,
because here
at "Celebrity Game Face,"
we care.
Not only that,
we care about winners.
And today, Matt and Akbar,
you showed that you got it.
Congratulations to you.
What a day. What a day.
Jimmy, G-Money,
such good guests.
Keke, I love you.
You know that.
- Love you, too.
- Although you do try
to steal my style, right?
Maybe we make this
the last time.
Okay, how about
you leave it alone?
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is "Celebrity Game Face."
And guess what.
I'll see you next time.
I'ma make sure
that we do what we do.
- Hey, Kevin,
since we won, man,
do we get to see you on...
- "American Ninja Warrior"!
- [laughs]
- If Kevin can't make it,
we've got a Mexican warrior
for you right here.
- That's right.
- Oh, Guillermo,
you gotta come on!
- Next week on an all-new
"Celebrity Game Face"...
- Guess who, losers?
- It's my very special
Tournament of Losers.
- Stop saying that.
- Some losers from the past
are back to see who's best.
- You guys get me
a baby poncho.
- They'll be competing
for a second chance.
- Nah, Lamorne.
- But only one team will have
the honor of taking home
the Hart of a Champion Award.
- Zip it up, guys,
so we can win some money.
- I'm sorry, Niecy,
for hosting a show.
I'm sorry
for actually doing my job.
Join me
for "Celebrity Game Face."