- Tonight on
"Celebrity Game Face"...
it's a stand-up smackdown.
- Kevin Hart is so busy,
he doesn't have time
to put his hat on all the way.
[laughter]
- What the ----?
- I've invited some
of the most hilarious names
in Hollywood.
- You assembled a box
of clowns is what you did.
- How dare you?
- Some will keep their cool...
all: Oh!
- Ah!
- While others barely
hold it together.
- So that's not
the coldest thing
I've ever fisted in my life.
- Whoa!
[laughter]
- But only one team
will have the honor
of taking home the coveted
Hart of a Champion award.
- Hey, we don't have to
return these props, right?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Tonight
on "Celebrity Game Face,"
I've got
a very special episode.
It's my stand-up smackdown.
- This group--
when I heard the list,
I was like, "There's no way
this isn't funny."
[laughs]
- That's so funny.
I had the opposite reaction
to the list.
- There you go.
[laughter]
- I'm Kevin Hart.
I'm your host.
And tonight I'll be
the one keeping
all these comedians in check.
Let's meet our teams.
First up, it's comedian,
Roastmaster General,
and one of the funniest guys
to ever hold a microphone.
I'm talking
about the legend Jeff Ross.
And he is joined
by actor, producer,
super nerd Seth Green.
What's going on, guys?
- How is super nerd
my third parenthetical?
What the ----, Kev?
- I ran out of stuff, Seth.
I ran out.
There you go.
- That's cool.
- Let's keep it going, guys.
Next up, we got a king!
That's right--
the king and queen of stand-up.
She's the host of
"Rat in the Kitchen" on TBS.
You can also catch
the two of them
hosting their podcast,
"Endless Honeymoon."
It's comedian power couple,
Natasha Leggero
and Moshe Kasher.
We've had couples
on here before,
but never, never have
they ever come like this.
This is pretty serious.
- We just opened an artisan
gas station, the two of us--
like a kind of hipster
kind of gas station.
It's a little more expensive,
but it's worth it.
It's soy.
It's all soy gas.
[laughter]
- I thought you both went to
a Dave Chappelle sample sale.
[laughter]
- And finally,
from "Crazy Rich Asians"
and "Silicon Valley,"
it's actor, comedian, writer
Jimmy O. Yang
and his "Space Force" co-star
Tawny Newsome.
What's up, guys?
- Hello.
- What's up, Kev?
This is the diversity box here.
I feel like we should jump up
five points in the beginning.
- Yeah, exactly.
I wasn't actually invited
on the show.
I'm just here to confront Kevin
about not texting me back.
- I did text you back.
- But then you were going
to call me, and you didn't.
So this is an ambush.
And I'm not actually here
to play the game--okay.
- So you can't say
I didn't text you back...
- You're right.
You didn't call me back.
- Because I texted you back.
- You're right.
- I forgot to call after that.
- You didn't call me.
- What I'll do--
I'm going to text you.
And that way--so that you know
that we're still engaged.
And then after that,
we take the call after.
It's going to be great.
- Great.
Then I'm happy to compete.
- Guys, it is time
to start the game.
- Unh!
- And I want to play a little
game called Guilty as Charged.
*
I got a gavel and everything.
One member of each team
is in the hot seat.
I will accuse them
of various horrible things.
If you have done the thing,
you hold up your guilty paddle.
If you haven't done it, well,
you hold up
your not-guilty paddle.
Once your plea is locked in,
I will ask your partner
what they think.
- Okay.
- But here's the twist.
They're blindfolded!
- Mm.
- We'll do three of these per
team, two points each match.
[gavel bangs]
Let's get started.
Jeff, Seth, you're first.
Get the blindfold on.
- Put it on.
It's not the first time he's
worn a blindfold in my house,
by the way.
- This is my own.
He has a shelf for us.
- The blindfold helps.
You don't have to look
at those jumpsuits.
- All right.
All right, you guys ready?
- Yep.
- Yeah.
- First case--
Jeff, you stand accused
of making a FaceTime call
while sitting on the toilet.
Hold up your paddle and
show us how you plead.
Seth?
- Guilty.
- Jeff, you can't say
the answer.
- You're not supposed
to say the answer, Jeff.
- Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
- But I do know, in fact,
he's guilty of that.
I've taken that call,
unfortunately.
- Okay. Okay.
Correct.
Let's go to the second case.
Jeff, you stand accused of...
pleasuring yourself in a car.
Well, if listening to
Madonna's greatest hits
is pleasuring myself...
I think
I can confidently say this.
- The answer is guilty.
I'm just confused why he's
giving me so much context.
[buzzer sounds]
[laughter]
- Seth, on that
one, unfortunately,
you guessed wrong.
He said not guilty.
- What?
- Yep.
Don't ask me
about a motorcycle.
[laughter]
- Here we go.
Final case--
Jeff, you stand accused
of roasting someone so hard,
they stopped returning
your calls.
- Oh.
- How do you plead?
- I think the answer is guilty.
[bell dings]
- That is correct.
Seth and Jeff, you
guys got two correct.
That's four points.
- Mine's so ridiculous.
- Moshe, Natasha,
you're up next.
Moshe, you know what?
You put your blindfold on.
Hey, and do not guess
early, guys.
- Guilty!
[laughter]
- Natasha, you're
in the hot seat.
- I'm ready.
I know how not to do it.
- All right, here we go.
Natasha, you stand
accused of agreeing
to perform at a charity dinner
just for the free meal.
Okay, Moshe,
how does she plead?
- Well, I actually know that
she comes from the streets
and she was hungry.
And so I say she is
guilty of performing
just for the free meal.
[buzzer sounds]
- She said not guilty, Moshe.
- Honey, you know
I hate doing stand-up.
- Well, at any point
in your life.
It's not what will
you do going forward.
- All right.
Second case, Natasha.
- Okay.
- You stand accused of throwing
your husband's old clothes out
without him knowing.
How do you plead--
guilty or not guilty?
Moshe, how did she plead?
- She's thrown out
electronic equipment of mine.
She's thrown out
vehicles I've had.
It's 100%, absolutely, yes,
she has thrown
away my clothes.
- Okay.
Guilty.
Well, that is correct.
Final case--
Natasha, you stand accused
of coming up with material
for your act
while you're having sex.
[laughter]
Jeff, no.
How do you plead--
guilty or not guilty?
Moshe, how did she plead?
- Well, if she's
having sex with me,
it is very, very serious.
And so I'm going
to say not guilty.
She has never done that.
No.
[buzzer sounds]
- Okay.
Well, these are the moments
when, as a partner,
you cry
because she said guilty.
- Wow.
- Yep.
Yep.
- I feel like we're,
like, two game shows away
from getting a divorce.
- Yes, that's good.
It happens.
- Wait, I'm not the subject of
the premature ejaculation bit,
am I?
- I thought that was somebody
from back in your day.
I didn't know that that was me.
All right.
You guys only got one correct.
That's only two points, guys--
two points.
Jimmy O., Tawny,
you're up next.
Get the blindfolds on.
Okay.
First case--
Jimmy, you stand accused
of pretending to text to avoid
talking to the Uber driver.
- Ooh.
- How do you plead?
Tawny?
- He 100% pleaded guilty
because he has pretended
to text to avoid
talking to his castmates
on set,
who he supposedly loves.
So he has definitely done this
to a stranger.
- Well, pretending
is a strong word.
You know what I mean?
Like, maybe I was just, like,
texting somebody
I didn't need to text, but--
- Right, you initiated
an unnecessary text.
- I initiated a text
I didn't need to.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- Guilty, he was.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
No.
Jimmy O., no.
Jimmy.
Jimmy O.
- I'm sorry.
It's very important.
It's very--
- I know, but you're doing that
to not play the game.
You just started
playing the game.
- I'm back.
I'm back.
Sorry, it was very important.
- What an asshole.
[laughter]
Second case--
Jimmy, you stand accused
of hooking up
with an audience member
after one of your shows.
- Ooh.
- How do you plead--
guilty or not guilty?
Tawny.
- Look, he has told
me a story before
about lying about doing this...
- Hmm.
But I also think
he has done it.
So I'm going to say guilty.
[bell dings]
- Mm.
- Two for two.
[gavel bangs]
- Yeah, no shame in my game.
- That's an easy question.
Kevin, there is not one man who
has not done that
who is a comedian.
And there is not
one woman who has.
[laughter]
- All right, guys.
Final case here.
Jimmy, you stand accused of...
dropping coin on OnlyFans.
Guilty or not guilty?
[mischievous music]
Tawny, how does he plead?
- It's the specificity
of OnlyFans.
Jimmy's kind of an old soul.
So, if you'd name something
that's been around for, like,
a decade, I'd be
like, oh, absolutely,
he owns stock in that.
But, like, a brand-new-ish
porn situation,
he might be a little, like,
old fashioned for that.
I mean, I'm still going
to say guilty, though.
[buzzer sounds]
- Not guilty, he was!
That means you guys
got two right...
- Damn it.
- For a total of four points.
Oh, my God.
Let's do a quick score recap.
Jeff, Seth, you guys
got four points.
- Holy ----.
- Tawny, Jimmy, you
guys got four points.
Natasha and Moshe, you
guys got two points.
- How did Jeff and
Seth get four points?
[laughter]
- That's only one round.
Do not go anywhere
because we got
more "Celebrity Game Face"
when we come back.
- We're also neighbors.
- Are you?
- Our backyards connect.
So we both have
the padlock combo.
And then we'll just, like, come
over and be good neighbors.
- Yeah, I'ma come by.
- Don't bring anybody
that's, like, you know--
- No, I'm going
to come by with--
what's it called?
Oh, all of my people.
There you go.
*
- Kevin Hart,
can I ask a question?
- Yeah.
- If Tawny and Jimmy
are on "Space Force,"
why do Moshe and Natasha look
like astronauts in training?
- That is true.
That is true.
[upbeat music]
Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face."
And so far, Jimmy and Tawny,
you guys got four points.
Jeff and Seth, they
sit with four as well.
And Natasha and Moshe,
well, they got two points.
Guys, it's just the beginning,
so don't panic.
The game will get better.
It will get more competitive.
- I don't mind
being on the bottom
because this is
my bottom bitch.
- Okay.
[laughter]
- Thank you.
- That's poetry--poetry, Moshe.
[laughter]
Now, look, if you guys
know anything about me,
you know I love
sitting in ice baths.
It's what keeps me
looking so young.
Last time I was soaking,
I had a great idea
to play this game.
This game is called Chill Out.
*
I sent you some ice and a bowl.
When I say go,
both players on each team
will stick a hand in
up to the wrist.
We want to see how
long you can last.
- Kevin, I have to ask.
This game feels
like discrimination
'cause I imagine only
white people win it.
- Yeah, man.
- Like, we already are out.
- I don't do stuff like this.
- Tawny, that's racist.
- I don't even want
to stick my hand in.
- That's not-- I mean--
- But Kevin's
the biggest advocate
of, like,
the insta-freeze kind of--
- Yes.
- Is this gonna mess
up my fake gold?
- Okay, stop asking all these
questions before we do it.
I do not have the time
or the patience.
The next person
that asks me a question,
you're getting popped.
- I know you probably got
a helicopter to catch,
like, some game in Boston.
[laughter]
- You have to realize--
Kevin Hart is so busy,
he doesn't have time
to put his hat on all the way.
[laughter]
That's really good, Jeff--
really good.
- Thanks, buddy.
- Okay.
All right, enough.
Enough.
[gavel slams]
- Thank you.
- Enough!
Bottom line--
we're going to see
how long you guys can last.
Once again, your hands
go in up to your wrist.
Last team standing
after 90 seconds
with one of their hands still
in the ice gets 10 points.
If your partner
wimps out early,
your team is still in it,
so keep going.
And just to make things
a little more interesting,
I'm also going to
go team by team,
and I'm going to ask
some trivia questions.
So for each one of those trivia
questions that you get right,
I'll give you a point.
Think of it as extra credit.
All right?
- All right.
- Yep.
- Is everybody ready?
- Yep.
- Yes.
- Remember, it's going
up to your wrist.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- On your mark, get set, go!
*
[all scream]
- Oh, no!
- Yeah, up to your wrist.
- Start.
Come on!
- There you go.
- Come on!
- I can't do it anymore!
- Tawny, finally,
being a white man
has come to have
a great advantage.
This is feeling really nice.
- Stop!
Let him ask the questions!
- All right.
- Ow!
- Okay.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow!
[buzzer sounds]
- [screams] ----!
- Jeff's out.
Jeff's out.
- Jeff!
- I got to be out. I can't.
[buzzer sounds]
- Tawny's out.
Wow.
I didn't even get
to the questions.
Let's ask the first question.
Jimmy and Tawny, hey,
let me get my cards.
Where'd I put my cards at?
- Man, hurry up, Kev!
- Kevin, let's do this.
- I got questions.
- Ow!
- I got them.
I'm ready
for the questions now.
Is everybody okay?
- Go ahead and hit them!
- All right.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
These aren't my questions.
- I'm gonna lose this hand!
- I'm going to be honest.
This is not the coldest--
[buzzer sounds]
- Oh, wait a minute.
Natasha, you're out.
- I just know
my husband's going to be
in it longer than me.
- Jimmy, Baskin Robbins
originally made
31 flavors of what?
- Ice cream!
[bell dings]
- Good job, man.
- Good job.
- Seth, what's the white stuff
that falls from the sky
and it has flakes around it?
What do they call that stuff?
- Snow.
[bell dings]
- Okay, there we go.
That's a point for Seth.
Good job.
- Jimmy, are you okay, buddy?
You got to leg cramp?
- No, is there medical issues
with this?
Can I get a stroke?
- I was thinking
the same thing.
- My ear is burning.
- Hey, here's
the good news, guys.
If something happens,
you're on your own.
That's why we let you stay
in your homes.
Okay.
Here we go, guys.
Moshe, this is for you.
What's the game kids play
where they touch you
and they can't move?
- [whispering] Freeze.
- You don't have to tell me.
It's freeze tag.
- By the way, Natasha, way
to be there for you man.
All the tough ones-- you're
right there in his corner.
[laughter]
- And she didn't give me
the right answer.
She said, "Freeze."
I'm like, "That's not a game."
- Seth, I'm a go back to you
because I've never seen
a more poised person
with their hand in ice.
- Oh, thanks, man.
- Nobody will give a
damn about the "Titanic"
if it didn't crash into a what?
- Iceberg.
- You can't tell me.
- Oh.
- Way to be there
for your man, Jeff.
Way to be there for your man.
Back him up.
- It's iceberg.
Everybody knows it.
It's so historic.
- Yeah, I'm so impressed
by this guy right now.
- Guys, you know what?
I'm impressed by you all.
Get your hands out the bucket.
You all will get the points.
Get your hand out the bucket.
Hand out the bucket.
Come on.
- You want a towel?
- Hand out the bucket.
How you guys doing?
- Good.
I'm going to be honest.
That's not the coldest thing
I've ever fisted in my life.
[laughter]
- Each team is going to get
ten points for surviving.
Natasha, you get a bonus point.
Jimmy gets a bonus point.
- Whoo!
- And Seth gets
two bonus points.
All right, Jeff and Seth, they
are on top right now with 16.
Jimmy and Tawny,
they got 15 points.
They're in second place.
And Natasha and Moshe, they
sit at the bottom with 13.
Doesn't matter.
It's a close game.
And what I love about it--
it's already competitive.
- Look, this
is my normal color.
And this is
the iced-out color, man.
- Oh.
- Yes, Jimmy O. desperately
needs medical attention.
But when we come back,
we'll be fine.
We will be fine.
This is "Celebrity Game Face."
And what we don't care about
is our contestants.
They're on their own.
But what we do care about
is you.
We got more game show
when we get back.
Don't go nowhere.
This episode is so stupid.
[laughter]
- You knew what was going to
happen when you invited us.
- Yeah, you assembled a box
of clowns is what you did.
[laughter]
*
- When you're
in the loser position,
you start paying real attention
to the point spread.
- I don't need
to pay attention.
We're fine.
We're crushing this.
- What's in the glass, Tawny?
- You want to know
what's in the glass?
- Tawny, you slurring
your words really bad.
It's getting really bad.
- I'm doing great.
- Yeah, guys, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
She's--
- All right.
I'm sorry, Jimmy O.
She's getting really bad.
By the way, three times on set,
we had to let her take a nap.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face."
The battle of the comedians
is heating up.
So far, we do have
a leading team.
And that leading team
is Seth and Jeff.
They sit at the top with 16.
Jim and Tawny are in
second place with 15.
And Natasha and Moshe,
well, they're in last.
They're at the bottom
of the barrel.
- Aw.
- They are the thing that
nobody seems to care about.
Everybody's walking
by them on the shelf.
They're the last can of soup.
[laughter]
- You know what?
- Come on!
- We're happy.
We have personal happiness.
We got love.
We're the only team that's
in love with each other.
We feel really good
about where we're at.
- How dare you?
- Guys, this next game--
this next game is a good one.
I call it Ballin'.
*
I sent you each a box
of 15 different types of balls.
The goal is for one member of
each team to hold them all--
all the balls--
you got to hold them.
Their partner hands them
the balls one by one.
Your partner cannot place
the ball for you, Seth,
okay?
They can only hand you
the ball.
And you got to figure out
where to put it.
First team holding all
15 balls gets 20 points.
Second gets 10 points.
Third gets nothing.
- Glad I went to acting school
for eight years.
[laughter]
- Whoa, Jimmy,
look at those sweatpants.
Yeah!
- Get that velour action--
bringing it back.
You know what I mean?
- Okay, guys, you ready?
Three, two, one.
Guys, no, you don't start yet.
You got to wait till I say go!
[buzzer sounds]
- What?
- You counted down!
- I never said go!
- You counted!
- I never said go!
- How do you do
happy new year--
five, four, three,
two, one, go?
[laughter]
- All right.
On your mark, get set...
go!
- You got place the ball.
- Okay, great.
- And then this, right?
- Yep.
- And then you want to--
- I like the strategy.
- Yeah.
- Oh, no.
----.
- I don't know, Jeff.
That dog looks like he
don't play those games.
- That's Nipsey.
She's a good girl.
She's a good doggie.
- And then there.
- All those balls--
- What do you
want, soccer ball?
You got little balls after.
- Where do the soccer balls go?
- Here.
- I don't know how
many more I can do.
- That one's heavy, though.
- Good job, Natasha.
No placing for him.
- Oh.
- No placing for him.
She has to do it
with her hands.
- All I got is three
tennis balls left.
- [screams]
- Oh, no!
- [screams]
- Tawny dropped the balls.
- Get one up in the--
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Well, I'll tell you what.
That dog has other plans
for Jeff and Seth's balls.
- Drop it.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
- Hey, how come
you don't have to do
any of the humiliating ----,
Kevin?
- I invented the games, Moshe!
These are my events!
That's what you get.
That's God speaking
to you directly.
- We're almost there.
- Give me a tennis ball.
Put it in my mouth.
- We're so close right now.
- Nice!
- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
[bell dings]
- That's it! Hey! Hey!
- Tawny's got it.
Tawny's got it.
Tawny's in first.
- Just drop it, yeah.
- I can't.
- Keep going.
- Is it over?
Please say it's over.
I don't care
about winning anymore.
- Oh, my God.
Moshe, you almost had it, man.
- You do stand-up for 20 years.
You think finally people will
kind of take you
a little bit seriously.
- Jeff, you can still get
the second-place points.
Moshe's pissed.
- Ah, ----, ah, ----.
- Five...
- Okay, wait, wait.
- Four...
- Oh, no. ----.
- Three, two, one.
- Here, can you get
this guy back in here?
- Time!
- I need a beer after that.
- We got one winner,
one winner only--
Jimmy O. and Tawny!
- Hey!
- They went and destroyed
you guys that round.
- It's the wingspan.
- 20 points go to
Jimmy O. and Tawny.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
- Damn!
- Help!
- Too late, Jeff.
It's over.
- Help!
- It's over, Jeff.
Just drop the balls.
Drop the balls, Jeff.
[laughter]
All right, guys,
quick score recap--
Jimmy and Tawny, they
just put some distance
in between you guys.
They got 35.
Seth and Jeff,
they got 16 points.
And Natasha and Moshe still
sit at the bottom with 13.
- We got rocked in that one.
- It's not over.
We got more show.
- Whoo!
- So do not go anywhere.
We got more
"Celebrity Game Face"
when we get back.
- Kev, one of my
favorite jokes of yours
is the sip of my juice.
- Sip of my juice.
- It starts like this.
Like, when you're first in love
with somebody, you meet them,
and you'll share everything.
They're like, "Hey, man, can I
just get a sip of your juice?"
You're like, "yeah, babe, sip
of my juice, whatever you want.
Sip of my juice."
Five years in, ten years
in, she's like,
"Hey, babe, you mind
if I get a sip of my juice?"
You're like, "Sip of my juice?
"Get your own juice.
You could've ordered juice!"
- Are you just doing
Kevin's act?
- Word for word.
That's my guy!
Thank you, Seth!
- You don't repeat
my jokes like that.
- Well, Jeff, they're
not repeatable, buddy.
[laughter]
*
- Kev, are you texting
Chris Rock for his birthday?
- It's his birthday today?
- Today, buddy.
- What up, champ?
Happy birthday, man.
I don't know if you got
the ---- I sent you.
But I sent you
all this crazy ----.
I don't know if your
address is the same.
So, if you didn't get it, it's
probably because your address
is just different.
Love you, dude.
Happy birthday.
Out.
- That's nice.
- I send you some ----.
- That's a trick
right there, guys.
The trick is going, "Yeah,
I sent you some stuff.
"I don't know if your
address is the same,
but I sent it to the"--
- I guess you have a PO box
that wouldn't accept an alpaca?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face,"
the stand-up edition.
Nothing but brilliance
on this show today,
but you can't tell
by the scores.
[laughter]
Jimmy and Tawny--
well, they're in the lead.
They got 35.
Jeff and Seth are distant.
They're in second place
with 16.
And last but
definitely not least
is Natasha and Moshe
with 13 points.
- Mm-mm.
- All right, guys.
This game right
here is a great one.
You're going to have
to use your phones.
We're going to
play a little game
called Wham Bam Thank You Fam.
*
One person on each
team will call
a close friend or family member
and ask them three questions.
There's just a little twist.
The questions get
trickier and trickier.
So don't say that I did not
warn you, because I just did.
I gave them to you
in a sealed envelope,
which your partner can open
for you one at a time.
I'll give you ten points
for every correct answer.
That's the rules of the game.
Natasha, Moshe, why don't
you start off first?
- Okay.
This is it.
- Who you calling?
- I'm gonna call my dad
in Florida.
His name is Johnny Legs.
- All right.
Get him on the phone.
- Okay.
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Dad, how you doing?
This is Kevin Hart.
- Hello, Kevin.
- Before you say anything,
yes, the, the Kevin Hart.
- You know what?
You didn't have to
introduce yourself to him.
He doesn't know who you are.
- All right. Well, I'm on--
- Kev,
they're trying to front.
But he's got a Blu-Ray copy
of "Night School."
So don't take this ----.
- Thank you.
Thank you, Seth.
- Don't take this ----.
[laughter]
- Okay, Pops, they are playing
this game for a charity.
They're going to ask
you three questions.
You get them right,
they get some points.
- Okay.
- Dad, what does the P on
a pepper shaker stand for?
- Pepper.
[bell dings]
- Oh, good job.
All right, Dad,
you ready for another one?
- Sure.
- Okay.
The Statue of Liberty was
a gift to the United States
from what country?
- From France.
[bell dings]
- Nice.
- Impressive.
- By the way, a little piece
of honesty for you guys--
I didn't know that.
Let's keep it going.
Let's just keep it going.
- That was brave of you.
- Okay, last one, Dad.
- Okay.
- Okay, Dad, I need
your expert advice.
What steps should I take
to prepare for anal sex?
- Oh, my God.
- Why'd you do it?
Why would you do
that to her and him?
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
Okay.
What you should do--
- Is he really giving--
- Is turn over.
[bell dings]
[laughter]
- That's got to be correct.
- Nice, I don't think
that's the wrong answer.
- All right.
- Dad, what a sport.
Thank you.
I know Natasha and Moshe,
they really appreciate you.
- Sure!
- What I love about Kevin
is he's such a family man,
you know?
[laughter]
- Yeah, it's true.
- I'm just glad we
didn't call my mom.
- All 3 right, that's 30 points
for Natasha and Moshe.
Jimmy and Tawny,
you're up next.
Who you calling?
- We're calling my friend
and castmate Jack Quaid.
- Oh, nice.
- He seems like he would
a couple things about anal sex.
You know?
[line trilling]
- Okay, guys, let's go.
Let's make the call.
- Hello?
- Jack, hi!
- How you doing, Jack?
- I'm doing good.
Thanks for having me, guys.
- Kevin Hart here.
Jimmy and Tawny are playing
this game for charity.
- Whoo!
- And they would love some
points, so they called you.
- Oh, good.
- Question number one--
what do you do
when you come to a stop sign?
- You stop.
- Great.
Wow.
- Oh, my God.
So much pressure.
- All right.
Question number two--
what is the correct spelling
of the word chlamydia?
- Whoa.
- Of the word
chlamydia, you say?
Oh, man.
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.
- I think it's--
- His vamping
till he Googles it.
- No, no, no.
No Googles here.
C-H-L-Y-M-I-D-I-A?
- No.
[buzzer sounds]
- That didn't work out.
- No? What happened?
How'd I get chlamydia wrong?
- I think a part of you
wanted to spell it wrong.
- And seem innocent.
- We know that you don't know
that word, which is good.
- Yeah, no one can know I know
how to spell chlamydia.
- Exactly!
That's not a good look.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Question number three--
What--I can't.
I can't.
You should ask this.
- I didn't write it.
- You should ask this.
- Guys, ask the question.
- When you picture me naked...
- Ooh.
- Do you picture me flaccid
or erect?
- Why would Tawny
have asked that question?
[laughter]
- That's a good question.
- I don't think I picture
anyone hard off the bat.
So I'm going to go ahead
and say flaccid.
- There you go.
- That's respectful.
- That's the right answer,
right?
- That's respectful.
- Yes, of course it's
the right answer.
The right answer is
just to answer there.
You know, I don't
think there's--
I don't think
there's a creepier word
to me than "flaccid."
Hard, soft--it's simple.
Soft or hard--it's easy.
When you go flaccid, it's like
you're going out of your way
to be a ------- creep.
I don't like it.
- No, you're right.
- Never have.
I really never have.
- Well, I'm so glad
we could all be here for this.
- What a friend to call.
He did very well.
- Thank you, Jack.
- Yeah, sure.
- Guys, Jimmy and
Tawny got two correct.
They got 20 points.
Let's keep it going right now.
Jeff, Seth, you're up.
Who you calling?
- We're going to call my wife.
- We're going to call
on Natasha's dad again.
[laughter]
We're going to call my friend,
Clare Grant, who happens
to be Seth Green's wife.
- It's true. We got married.
She's good in the clutch, so...
[line trilling]
- Let's go.
I can't wait.
- Hello?
- Oh, hi, babe.
- Hi.
- Listen, this is Kevin Hart.
First of all, I'm not
sure if you got it,
but when you and Seth got
married, I sent you something.
Your address--I don't know
if I had your address.
- Yo, Kev.
- Hopefully you enjoyed it.
If you didn't, we'll try to
track it down, see where it is.
- I'll try and find the
tracking number, Kev.
- Yeah, just try to find
the tracking number
if you can, Seth.
Jeff and Seth need your help.
- Yeah.
- So they're going to ask
you three questions.
- Okay.
- Every right answer,
they get points,
which they desperately need.
- Yeah.
- I'm ready.
- The floor is all yours, guys.
- You got this.
- Question one--all right,
Clare, what color are Smurfs?
- Blue.
[bell dings]
- All right.
- She's, like, mad.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Next question.
- Question two--with an average
top speed of 65 miles per hour,
what is the fastest
land animal in the world?
- Do you know that?
- It's a cheetah, right?
- ----, yes, it is, yes.
- You got it.
- God, I love you.
Let's get married.
- Nice. I can already tell,
Seth, she's the right woman.
- Clare?
You still there, Clare?
- I'm here. I'm here.
- They have a question now,
and it's a question.
- When Seth is finished go--
Oh, my goodness.
- I know, right?
- Kevin, this question
is not appropriate.
- I'm scared.
- All right.
When Seth, your husband,
my neighbor,
is finished going down on you,
do you kiss him right away
or make him brush
his teeth first?
- Oh, my God.
That's horrifying.
- This is a good question.
- I got to know this.
- [laughs]
- It's a good question.
- I mean, you know...
I'm not afraid
for him to kiss me
after he goes down on me,
come on.
[bell dings]
- Right woman.
- There you go.
That sounds like love.
Good job, Seth.
- Good woman.
12 years deep, man.
- You can tell that
there's definitely
a connection there because
all three answers are correct.
30 points are going your way.
- Thanks, Clare.
- Okay.
- I want to do a score recap.
Jimmy and Tawny still
sit at the top with 55.
Jeff, Seth now in
second place with 46.
Natasha and Moshe,
they've closed the gap.
They got 43.
It's a game.
Don't go nowhere
because "Celebrity Game Face"
gets more intense.
We'll be right back
with more show after this.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Is this your catchphrase?
- Just a thing.
Every host has one.
- Show us some other ones.
- My other one is this one.
Mm! Mm! Mm!
- I don't like the pointing.
- It's aggressive.
- Then you're going to love
this one right here, Natasha.
All right, guys,
we'll be right back.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Oh, that's good.
- Whoa. Hey.
- It's Hollywood.
It's like cut.
- Yeah, I'm saying because
we're going to commercial,
so let's cut, right,
because of commercial.
[laughter]
- I can't believe there's
not one category--
one game where we eat.
I'm ------- starving.
[laughter]
Got ice buckets and balls.
How about a cake?
- You got ice buckets, balls,
and Natasha's dad
talking about anal sex.
We're all hungry.
[laughter]
- Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face,"
where our teams
of famous funny people
are competing to lock
in a W.
Jimmy and Tawny,
they sit at the top with 55.
Seth and Jeff,
well, they got 46.
Natasha and Moshe sit
at the bottom with 43,
but they're in the game.
I know it's been
a hard-fought race so far.
So I thought that I'd lend you
an extra pair of hands.
This is a game that
I call Buddy System.
Each team is going to
play one at a time.
One person will be doing the
charades, and the other person
will be trying to guess what
they're doing.
The twist here is that you're
going to need some help
to act out the word
for your partner.
Your third teammate should be
at your door right now.
Go get him, please.
- Hmm.
- Sorry, I forgot--
- This man is
right next to you.
- I forgot who it was.
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, wow.
Natasha's dad
came to visit us in person.
- Don't say that!
- Yeah.
- This is just weird.
- Yeah.
- Kevin, I would never do this
to you.
I would never do this to you.
- Well, Jeff, you would also
never have your own show.
[laughter]
Whoever is acting out
the charades
will be using this guy
as their partner.
You have 45 seconds
to try to get all 5.
And I'll give your team
10 points each correct answer.
You can pass if you want, but
you cannot go back if you do.
Jimmy and Tawny, you
guys are up first.
Who's guessing?
And who's doing the scene work
with the sexy doll?
- It feels like your thing to
do scene work with sexy dolls.
- Fine, I'll do it.
I'm just saying.
- Okay, get your new friend
ready and open the envelope
with clues that I gave you.
What is your category?
- Oh, my category
is the Olympics.
- The Olympics.
- Oh.
- Okay.
On your mark, get set, go!
[upbeat music]
- Gymnastics!
[bell dings]
- Yes!
- Okay.
- Dancing, running, running,
triathlon, relay, relay run!
- Yes!
- Nice.
- Okay.
- Wow.
- Swimming, swimming,
wrestling, wrestling!
[bell dings]
- Nice.
Sharp.
- What is that?
Little cross arm--
Dive, dive.
- Yes!
- Diving!
- Nice!
- Okay.
Oh, sex from behind--
What is that?
Okay.
Grabbing the butt,
swinging, swing dance.
- Two, one, time!
[buzzer sounds]
- It was luge!
Luge.
- Oh!
- Lugers!
- Tawny, Jimmy, you
guys got 4 correct.
That's 40 points.
- Thank you.
- Okay,
let's go to Jeff and Seth.
You guys go next.
- ----.
- Who's doing the charades
with you first?
- That's me.
- Seth? Okay.
Open the envelope,
get ready.
- This should be good.
The doll and him
are the same size.
- What's your category, Seth?
- Party games.
- Party games--
I like it.
Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- On your mark, get set, go!
[upbeat music]
- Party games--tic-tac-toe--
what's it called?
That one--uh, uh, uh, uh--
- Jeff's not old.
He's not old.
[laughter]
- I don't know what--
Twister!
[bell dings]
[laughter]
Truth or dare?
Life?
[laughter]
Kiss her.
Truth--spin the bottle!
[bell dings]
- That's correct.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
Sweep the floor?
- What game is that?
- Pass. Pass.
Pass. Pass.
[buzzer sounds]
- Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
- Tug-of-war! Tug-of-war!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Connect Four.
Masturbation.
- "Eyes Wide Shut."
- I'm sorry, Seth.
- Three, two...
- Boxing.
- One, time!
- Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots.
- Time!
Time!
- Why are these games
from 1946?
- Seth, I'm going to
give you a hug for that.
- It was pin the
tail on the donkey.
- Oh, man.
- Oh, that's tough.
- I don't know what that is.
- Jeff, Seth, you
guys didn't do bad.
You got three correct.
Guys, that's 30 points.
Good job.
Okay, Natasha and Moshe,
what's the category?
- Okay, my category
is things you ride.
- Ooh.
- On your mark, get set, go!
- Horse.
Horse, car, motorcycle--
[bell dings]
Okay, motorcycle.
- Correct!
- Italian guy, your dad,
a bicycle, a unicycle,
a tricycle, a tandem bike.
[bell dings]
- Nice!
- Good job.
- Horse.
[bell dings]
- [laughing]
- You ride a monorail,
a swing, a bungee cord,
a zip tie--
zip line, zip line, zip line.
- Nice. Nice.
- Oh, wow.
- And you ride a--
What the ----?
- Four, three...
- You ride a--
- Two...
- Oh, a merry go round!
Merry go round!
- Time!
- I got it.
- Hell, yeah!
- Yeah!
- Nice!
Good job, Natasha!
- Wow!
- Hell, yeah!
- Finally winners!
Finally winners!
- Good job.
- Impressive.
- Yes.
- That's all five correct.
- Honey.
- That's 50 points!
- Okay.
- Wait, no, guys.
No, guys.
- Hold on. Hold on.
[laughter]
- Wait a second.
Guys, wait a minute.
What about--
All right, guys. Jesus.
Let's get a quick score recap.
Jimmy Tawny...
- He's flaccid.
- They sit on top with 95.
- Two-point lead.
- Natasha and Moshe
right there at 93.
Jeff and Seth
at the bottom with 76.
We got more
"Celebrity Game Face"
when we get back.
[laughter]
- You can take it.
Get it. Get that.
- Get it, Nipsey!
[laughter]
- Hey, we don't have to return
these props, right, Kev?
- That one
wouldn't be returnable.
I think that's yours
right there.
The guy behind Jeff and
Seth is officially dead.
[laughter]
He's dead.
He's dead, okay?
[dog barking]
He killed him.
[upbeat music]
- Welcome back
to "Celebrity Game Face."
And this is it.
Comics, we've reached
the straightaway.
The finish line's in view.
The champagne bottles
are ready to pop.
So far, the leading team
is Tawny and Jimmy.
They sit at the top with 95.
Natasha and Moshe,
they're in second with 93.
Jeff and Seth sit in that
thing we call the bottom,
last, with 76.
- ----.
- But it all comes down
to this game right here.
This is my game--
my favorite game.
It's time to play
Show Me Your Junk!
*
Understand, people,
what's about to happen.
I'm going to ask you to bring
me two items
from somewhere in your house.
When I say go, you need to find
the item, bring it back here,
and then hit the
button in front of you.
For the first one,
the first team
to bring back the correct item
gets 50 points.
Second team gets 25 points.
Third team gets 10.
If you cannot find
the item at all
or if you bring back the wrong
thing, you get no points.
- Ooh, we could still win.
- We could.
- You guys ready?
- [clears throat] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- All right.
Here's your first clue.
Here's a funny challenge.
Now get this through your head.
Come back wearing
something else
that's colored mostly red.
Go!
*
- Come back with
your head and wear
something that's mostly red.
What's that? A beanie?
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- You know what it is?
- No-- oh, it can't
just be something red?
- It's a newspaper.
That might be it--
mostly read.
- Why can't it just be a book?
A book, a book.
Any one.
Here's one.
A book is down there.
- Go get a book.
Is that right, though?
We might be wrong.
[alarm blaring]
We might be wrong.
- Okay, okay.
All right. All right.
Well, for the first time--
for the first time
in "Celebrity Game Face"
history, you all...
- Are wrong.
- Got it wrong.
Everybody got it wrong.
[buzzer sounds]
- God damn it.
- Mostly read--a book?
- Listen, it says wearing a new
piece of mostly red clothing.
- Sorry, I don't
dress like a hooker.
Oh, so just
anything that's red?
- Oh, anything that was red?
- I think we just overshot it.
We just overthought it.
- Were we too smart
for the riddle?
- Well, here's the good news.
You got a chance to make up for
it because you got one more.
And in this one here,
this final item
is worth big points.
- How many?
- 100 points will
go to the team...
- We got this.
- That comes in first.
50 points goes to the
team that comes in second.
25 for the team
that comes in third.
You're going to need to bring
one of your phones with you
because I need you
to take a photo,
then run back here
and show the photo.
- Okay.
- You should both
go for this one.
You'll understand
when you hear it.
Don't overthink it, geniuses.
Here we go.
Get up and go outside,
and you better do it fast.
Take a picture of your
partner like they're
pooping on the grass.
Go!
- Go, go, go, go.
- This way.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
- Right here?
- Yeah, right here.
Right here.
- Oh, wow, Natasha.
- No, on the grass.
On the grass.
- Where's the grass?
- Right here, right here.
- Damn, they're
already out there.
They're already out there.
- Get in there, Jeff.
Get in there.
- Here.
I got you.
*
- Come on.
- Go!
Hit it!
[alarm blaring]
Yes!
- Oh, my God.
Tawny and Jimmy
came back first.
[dog barks, both shouting]
[laughter]
- Are Seth and Jeff still gone?
- Hurry up. Hurry up.
- I think Jeff is
actually taking a ----.
[laughter]
- Right. Yes.
[alarm blaring]
- Oh, my God, you guys.
You guys.
- Okay.
- I have to tell you
the surprise impediment
of having a real dog
in the mix.
- Yeah.
- He just ran outside
to go ---- on the lawn,
and the dog was like,
"Yeah, let's do this!"
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- That is a great one, Jimmy.
Okay, I see this one here.
But, guys, this is
a drum roll moment.
Jeff and Seth came in third
for 25 points.
Natasha and Moshe got back
second and get 50 points.
And that means
today's winners--
new owners of
the Hart of a Champion award--
are Jimmy and Tawny
with 195,
which means they get
the Hart of a Champion award.
Guys, go
to the front door, please.
[doorbell rings]
Go to the front door, please.
- Amazing.
- There's something
there for you.
- Hello?
- Oh!
- Hello?
- Hello!
- Oh, my goodness.
- Hart mail.
Look at this.
Kevin got
his own mailing company.
It says "Hart mail" on it.
- Open it up.
It's amazing.
Watch this.
- Whoa.
- Wow.
- Uh-oh.
- What's happening?
- It's a gold frame.
- Okay.
- [laughing]
- Oh, my gosh.
- Come on, now.
Is that not--
that is a one of one.
- Wow!
- Hart of a Champion award.
- It's beautiful.
- Oh, you know what?
I would hang that up
right in here
on my Hermes wallpaper, Kevin.
- Did you sit for the picture?
Did you wear this costume
at some point?
- Yeah, two weeks.
I was in that chair
for two weeks, man.
- Wow.
- Two weeks, no sleep.
- Man, you have
a Hart of the Champion.
- You guys--
and I say this honestly.
You guys are obviously
funny as hell, man--
all of the fun and funny that
you would expect it to be.
- It was relentless, yeah.
- It was.
So I want to give a special
shout-out to Natasha and Moshe.
You guys are dope as hell.
- Thank you.
- Jeff, Seth, best neighbors
on the goddamn planet.
You were unreal.
Tawny, Jimmy, you guys
are the winners, right?
You guys sit...
- Thank you.
- In the very special
category
of receiving
the Hart of a Champion award.
- I've always had a dream
of you dressed
like Frederick Douglass,
and now I own it, so thank you.
- Now you get it. You get it.
Guys, that is it for this
episode
of "Celebrity Game Face."
Thank you for watching.
- Good to see you, gang.
- I will see you
next time.
- That was fun.
Thanks, Kev.
- Bye, everybody.
- Next week is a very special
WWE superstars episode
of "Celebrity Game Face,"
and I'm calling all the shots.
- You're technically
in our weight class.
You don't want none of this.
[laughter]
- We've got some of the
biggest superstars in WWE.
- Go, go, go, go, go.
- But only one team
will have the honor
of taking home the coveted
Hart of a Champion award.
I want to remind the world,
these are all
professional athletes.
- I need more wine.
- No, you don't.
- I just want one more glass.
- Join me next time for an
all-new "Celebrity Game Face."