- Tonight - on "Celebrity Game Face,"
Guess who, losers.
- Guess who, losers.
- Guess who,
losers.
- Stop saying that.
[laughter]
- It's my very special - Tournament of Losers.
Fortune, stop.
[laughter]
- Some losers from the past - are back to see who's best.
Jesus, for the love of God.
- [laughs]
- Not only are they giving - their all for charity...
No, Lamar.
[laughter]
- They'll be competing - for a second chance.
- Put this in your mouth,
- the whole thing, - and squeeze it.
- This ain't that type of show, - Niecy.
[laughter]
Only one team will have
the honor of taking home
- the coveted - Hart of a Champion award.
- Wait, so we... we... we're both
gonna... each person...
- This is the sad part, Niecy,
because you've played this game
17 times.
If you don't know,
I'm Kevin Hart,
- and tonight... tonight - is a very special episode
Here on "Celebrity Game Face,"
- because these people - have been on the show before
And they are
what we call "losers."
[laughter]
- Offended.
- So what I want you
to do right now
is meet our losers.
First up,
from "The Mindy Project,"
and her Netflix special,
very funny by the way,
"Sweet & Salty," it's Fortune
Feimster and her wife, Jax.
How you doing, guys?
- We're so happy to be here
even though we are losers.
- Yeah, good, good.
[laughter]
Are you trying to lose?
- Why am I moving my mouth?
[laughter]
- And I should be... - I should be oh, so lucky
- To have you come back - to the show.
Losing and losing
as much as you do,
- you still come and bless me - with your presence.
I appreciate it.
- Let's talk about - our next loser.
From the show "Claws,"
it's an actress, comedian,
- the list is actually long, - and it really...
It really makes my balls itch
how successful she is.
I'm talking about Niecy Nash.
And she's playing
with her wife, Jessica.
How you guys doing?
- We could be better - if you stop all this yammering.
- Ooh.
[laughter]
- I'm sorry, Niecy,
for hosting a show.
I'm sorry for actually
doing my job.
How about we talk about
how selfish you are
by bringing JB into this;
it's just downright selfish.
"Hey, come lose with me."
- We need to...
- Look at... - Look at Victor and Karruech.
Look at Rob and Patricia,
now look at Wendy and Niecy.
They have no endurance.
- This was not designed
for two sisters.
[laughter]
- First of all, this is
the winning formula right here.
- What's going on, JB?
- What's up, Kev?
- I don't know why I'm just now - saying hello.
It's actually long overdue.
- Absolutely. - You would've thought by now
- She would've - brought you to the house
- And I've invited her - several times.
- Just saying, honestly. - I know. I know.
- Oh, man. - You...
[laughter]
For a little person,
you tell big lies.
- All right. We're not done
talking about our losers.
The next up, from
the "New Girl" and "Woke,"
it's actor Lamorne Morris
and actor Monnie Aleahmad.
- It's okay.
- What? What do you want, - Lamorne?
- It's disrespectful - to call me a loser.
- Because damn it, - I'm not a loser.
- Go on and give me that. - Losers?
- Losers.
- You think I stole this?
- Wow.
- Merry Christmas,
mother...
- Lamorne, you don't think
I recognize a replica
when I see one?
- That's not a replica.
[laughter]
- He bought it on eBay.
- Jesus, man, this is some...
- Lamorne won before the show
became as big as it is now,
gonna remember that.
So we included him into an
episode with people that lost.
Today's winners
are Lamorne and Alesha.
- Look at that. - And a [...].
- Hey, he busting it wide open. - God.
[laughter]
- Oh.
- Now, we all know that - you're guilty of losing,
- But I want to figure out - what else you're guilty of.
So I created a new game.
And this new game is called
Guilty As Charged.
[dramatic music]
- I'm going to explain it, - because I know
- You guys don't understand it, - because you're losers.
[laughter]
One member of each team
is in the hot seat.
I will accuse them
of various crimes.
If you've done it, you'll
hold up your guilty paddle.
If you haven't done it,
- well, you hold up - your not guilty paddle.
It's up to your partner
to guess correctly
if you're guilty or not guilty.
- We'll do three - of these per team.
Two points for each match.
But there's a twist.
Your partner
will be blindfolded.
- Got it. - Let's start it off
With Lamorne and Monnie.
Monnie, you're guessing.
[gavel bangs]
- Okay. The first case. Lamorne. - Yes.
- You stand accused of wearing
the same dirty
- pair of underwear - for more than two days.
[laughter]
How do you plead?
Monnie.
- If I know Lamorne and, man,
I know him, man, he's so dirty.
- We're trying to win.
- No, not guilty, not guilty.
- You're correct.
- Boom.
- Bingo, baby. - Thank you.
- I just wanna say, - there's been a couple times
- Where I have worn - the same pair of underwear
Two days in a row.
- Wow.
[gavel bangs]
- Second case. - Lamorne,
You stand accused
of eating something
from the trash.
Hold up your paddle to show us
how you plead.
Monnie.
- Yeah, he guilty.
- Well, - he said he's not guilty.
- Monnie, what an asshole.
What a real asshole.
- Oh, man.
like he knows you.
- You think I'm eating out - the trash, Monnie?
- This a mansion. - Yo...
If you saw his apartment back
in the day, it was garbage.
- Monnie, I am what we like to
call "rich as..."
[laughter]
- All right, guys, - we got one more.
Final case here.
Lamorne, you stand accused of
watching porn in the last week.
How do you plead?
- [laughs]
- Damn.
- Okay. Monnie.
- If I know Lamorne, which I
do, he is a Christian man,
he goes to church,
and he prays...
after he masturbates
while watching porn.
So he's guilty for sure.
- Guilty, guilty.
Okay. Monnie,
you got two of them right
and those two right give you
a total of four points.
- Let's keep the fun - train rolling.
- Boom, boom. - Pshh! Ohh.
- Fortune and Jax,
you're up next.
- So get that blindfold on, - please.
- All righty. - You are now in my courtroom.
First case, Fortune, you stand
accused of hitting a parked car
and driving off.
How do you plead?
Jax.
- Uh... not guilty.
- A little stutter there,
- but you seem to be - very in tune...
- Yeah, were you not sure
about that?
- Let's go to our second case.
[gavel bangs]
Fortune, you stand accused
of...
stealing money
from your partner's wallet.
- Ooh. Ooh.
- How do you plead?
- Not guilty, - because I'd be the one
Stealing money from her wallet.
- That's true. - Wow. Wow. Wow. I love it.
- My wallet's not safe here.
- I love the confidence.
I love the knowledge.
- Way to go, Jax. - Yeah.
Way to go. All right.
[gavel bangs]
- Final case. - Fortune,
You stand accused
of falling asleep during sex.
How do you plead?
- It doesn't last long enough.
- Oh.
- How do you plead?
- Bust quick.
- Hey-o.
[laughter]
- Jax, how does she plead?
- Not guilty.
- I'd fall asleep; - she wouldn't.
- Yeah, she's got - a little bit of narcolepsy.
- Dang.
- Jax, Fortune, you guys got
all three; that's six points.
Good round for you.
Niecy, JB, you up.
You're up.
- Okay. - Jessica, do you prefer
- JB or Jessica? - Tell me what you prefer.
- JB. - I prefer JB.
- I'm not talking to you,
Niecy. I'm not talking...
- Okay. - Order in my damn court.
- I object!
- Niecy, get out - our goddamn business.
- Shut up, Kevin. - Goodness.
- All right, first up, Niecy.
- Baby, you know me.
You know me.
- That's cheating.
- Can you please stop leading - the witness?
- Can you please stop - leading the witness?
- Huh? I'm not!
[gavel bangs]
- Niecy, you stand accused
of stealing wardrobe
from a show you worked on.
[laughter]
JB.
- She loves wardrobe,
but I don't know
if she would steal it.
I'm gonna say not guilty.
- JB, I'm gonna say - you a damn fool.
'Cause Niecy will steal any,
any piece of wardrobe.
- She wearing wardrobe
right now.
- Yeah, that shirt's
from "Reno 911."
- Yeah.
- That nail polish
is from "Claws."
- Yes, sure enough.
[gavel bangs]
- I should've just lied.
- No, you're not gonna lie. - Tell the truth.
- I ain't gonna lie - for you no more.
[laughter]
- Second case.
Niecy,
you stand accused of
popping someone else's pimples
and loving it.
How do you plead?
- I stand accused of that?
didn't you?
- Well, that's more of
a passion that I have,
so I'm gonna say she's not
guilty of that, because I am.
- Yay! - That's very correct.
- Niecy, you have one more time - to lead the witness like that.
You got one more time.
You led the witness by saying
"I'm guilty of that?"
- If you don't think I know - Cheating 101...
- Are you talking about me?
[laughter]
- All right, final case,
final case. Niecy...
- Okay, I'm not gonna say - a word, go ahead.
- Niecy, you stand accused
of hooking up
- with more than one person - in a single day.
How do you plead?
[laughter]
- You better tell the truth.
[laughter]
- How do you plead, Niecy? JB.
- She's guilty!
Guilty as charged.
- She's guilty, huh?
Four points for Niecy and JB.
Niecy, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
- Freaky.
Early on Freaky Niecy.
- Get your goddamn nasty,
freaky-ass out of my courtroom.
- Ohh.
- What a competitive battle - we have on our hands.
In the lead for now is Fortune
and Jax with six points.
And Lamorne and Monnie, well,
you guys are tied with Niecy
and JB with four points.
- Guys, this is "Celebrity Game - Face;" we got more show
When we get be back after this.
- I can't believe we both
told the truth.
- Yeah, what are you - talking about?
People would know?
Oh, you think that
you're oozing innocence
when you walk by?
- Everybody looks at me - and says,
- "Oh, my God, - you look so innocent!"
- Well, they say the same thing - when they see me, Niecy.
- No, they don't!
[laughter]
- What even is this?
- You want the raincoat, - or do you want this?
- I don't care.
- Hey, Kevin, you guys
got me a baby poncho.
- No, no, Fortune, that's not...
- Kevin, it's for a child.
- He sent you a his poncho; - that's what it was.
- Look.
- Fortune, that poncho - looks good on you,
And it looks stylish like that.
- I love this baby poncho.
[laughter]
- I love...
- [laughing
Welcome back to "Celebrity Game
Face: The Losers Edition."
[laughter]
Let's go through the scores.
In first place, Fortune and Jax
with six points.
Niecy and JB and Lamorne
and Monnie,
they're tied up at four.
- Doing what they do best, - losing.
You know, hopefully
we break this habit.
- All right, guys, - it's time for our next game.
- And the good news is, - to win this one,
- All you guys gotta do - is take a shot.
- That's all you gotta do. - Sounds easy, right?
Well, the bad news is,
it's shot of lemon juice.
- Oof
- That's why I like to call
this game Pucker Up.
♪
- You came up - with that yourself?
- I don't know;
it's becoming a talent.
I don't want to get into it.
- It's not about me; - it's about the game.
- [sighs]
- [kisses]
- So what we're gonna do is, - we're gonna race to see
Who can down a shot
of lemon juice first.
Gotta make the shot yourself.
But here's the twist, no hands.
- You can only use your mouth - to squeeze the juice
Into the glass.
Your partner
- will cut the lemons - and put them into your mouth.
All you gotta do is squeeze
and spit out the peels.
- Once that glass is filled - to the mark, hold it up
- So I can see - that you did right.
- And after that, - you'll take the shot.
- The first team to fill - the glass and down the shot
- Gets 10 points, - second place gets five points,
- Third place, well, you get - something I call nothing.
And remember, don't drink
until I tell you.
- You suck the... - Out of this lemon.
- Yep.
- Are you ready? Get set. Go.
- Put this in your mouth, - the whole thing,
And squeeze it.
- This ain't that type - of show, Niecy.
- Keep going. - You watch your mouth.
- Okay.
- [mumbles]
- Yeah, squeeze it.
- Fortune is
getting nowhere fast.
- Here's another one; - here's another one.
- Here. Squeeze it. Go, go, go.
- You're almost there.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Here's another one. Bite.
- Oh, my God, that's so gross.
- There you go. Keep going. - Keep going. Keep going.
- You're gonna blow it,
Fortune.
- I have a bad gag reflex. - Come on. Come on.
- [laughs]
- Oh! Oh! We got it! We got it!
- Nope, that's not there. - That's not there completely.
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Go, go, go, go.
- I have a little mouth.
- Huh?
- We picked wrong.
[laughter]
- We got it.
- Go, Niecy and JB!
Go, Lamorne and Monnie!
This is gonna be close.
- Boom.
- Ahh.
- All right, we got
a first place winner.
- We got it.
- Lamorne, Monnie, you did - not win; you came in second.
- That's bull...
- It's not bull...
Niecy and JB came in first.
- He sucked the...
Out of that lemon!
- Okay. Niecy and JB...
- Kevin, this is all
I got in my glass.
- Okay, you don't...
[laughter]
- You don't... you...
- No, no, Fortune.
- Kevin, do I drink?
- Drink it. Drink it, Fortune.
- Just so we can say - that you tried it.
- All right. - All right,
There you go, Fortune.
- You don't have the mouth that - would make a mess, Fortune.
- Whoa.
- Look, Kevin.
- No, Fortune, that's not...
Okay. All right,
you don't have to...
You don't have to do that.
Fortune, you don't have to...
All right, guys,
10 points go to Niecy and JB,
five points go to Lamorne
and Monnie.
Unfortunately, Fortune and Jax,
they didn't receive anything,
- but this is where - the game gets good.
A quick score recap.
Niecy and JB sit with 14.
Lamorne and Monnie
sit with nine.
Fortune and Jax sit with six.
This is "Celebrity Game Face,"
and this is what we do.
I'll see you
when we get back after this.
- We gotta clean this mess up. - Niecy, we're gonna have
- To bleep out - a lot of the stuff you said.
- What'd I say?
- "Squeeze it,"
- "get the lemon, - all the lemon,
- "put it there." - What are you doing, yo?
What the... are you doing?
- It's called staying married.
- That's what the... - I'm doing. I'm staying married.
- "Squeeze it all, baby. - Squeeze it all.
Get all that lemon in there."
Jesus Christ, Niecy.
- All right, guys.
- Kevin. - What?
- Lamorne is taunting us
with his baby.
- Okay. First of all, Niecy,
it's a fake.
- Would I lie to you?
- I'm the sweetest man alive, - cast.
- "Edible" magazine?
Lamorne, did you just
make up a magazine?
- This is... I don't make fakes.
- This is not a fake; - this is not a fake.
- That's not even - a real cover, Lamorne.
- It is!
- It's not!
- It's going in - the opposite direction.
- That is hilarious.
- Your magazine goes backwards?
- Chinese magazine.
[laughter]
- Welcome back to - "Celebrity Game Face."
Now, these three teams
have lost in the past,
yes, we all know that.
- Stop saying that.
- Why?
- Because this - is the loser episode.
- It's not, though.
- Let's go through a quick - score recap.
Niecy and JB sit with 14.
- Lamorne and Monnie sit at - second place with nine points.
- Fortune and Jax - sit at the bottom,
Where Fortune is actually
accustomed to being,
because she's a loser.
Six points.
- It's time - to play our next game.
This next game is called
Guess Who.
This one challenges you to ID
the other players
by what they sound like.
- But they're going - to try to trick you
By disguising their voice.
One team is blindfolded.
- I'll hold up the name - of someone
On one of the other teams.
That person grabs the mic
and says a phrase into it
while disguising their voice.
The phrase is going to be
"Guess who, losers."
Guess who, losers.
- Mm-hmm.
- That's me disguising - my voice.
- We could totally tell
that that was you.
- Okay, okay. - It sounded exactly like you.
- Guess who, losers.
- It's you on crack.
- Guys, guys, whatever.
Look, we'll do two per team.
- I'll give you 10 points for - each one that you get right.
Fortune and Jax, you're first.
Blindfolds on.
Oh, Fortune.
Fortune. Stop.
[laughter]
All right, the goal is to not
have them know that it's you.
First person I want to go.
The phrase is,
"Guess who, losers."
- Guess who, losers.
- Jax.
[laughter]
I was gonna say maybe JB.
- Maybe Niecy,
but let's go with JB.
- JB.
[buzzer blares]
- That was not JB;
that was Lamorne.
- Oh.
- JB, well, obviously they
think you sound like a mutant.
Which is really... up.
- Ohh.
- Okay, all right, here we go.
The next person
that I want to go.
- Guess who, losers.
[laughter]
- That was a lady voice
for sure. So it's JB or Niecy.
- I don't know. - I hate this game.
- I guess Niecy? - Sure.
- Okay, not only are you - correct,
I just want to highlight one
of the worst voice...
- One of the worst voiceover - readings
I've ever heard.
Fortune and Jax,
you guys went one for one;
you receive 10 points.
- Niecy and JB, - you guys put the blindfolds on.
The phrase is,
"Guess who, losers."
This is who I want to go.
- All right.
Guess who, losers.
[laughter]
- At first I thought Fortune. - You think it's Fortune?
- I thought it was Fortune - at first.
- Okay, we're just - gonna go with Fortune.
- You're wrong.
- Damn.
- That was Monnie.
- Okay, go again, go again.
- Come on, Kevin. - We on a roll.
- Well, you're not on a roll, - Niecy,
Because you didn't get that.
[laughter]
Okay, we're going again.
All right.
Here we go.
- Guess who, losers.
- I was gonna say that - it sounded like the first one;
Maybe it's Monnie.
Who you think it is?
- I think it's Jax.
- You think... you do?
- I wish y'all could see - how stupid y'all look
- Staring at each other - with these big-ass eyes
On your head.
I wish y'all could see.
- Okay, go ahead, babe.
- And the final answer, Jax.
- You're correct.
- Ohh!
- Nice job.
- All right, last one.
- We aced that.
- Lamorne, Monnie,
throw on the goggles.
First one up. Here we go.
- Guess who, losers.
- Hmm. Can y'all go again?
- No.
- Can you do it - in your real voice?
- No, you cannot.
- Can you just tell us - your name?
- No. - Can you give us a hint?
- Fortune, if it's you, - say yes.
- No. Can you please
take a guess?
- It's Fortune. - Oh, it's definitely her.
- Is Fortune your answer?
- Yeah.
- Correct in Fortune. - I don't know why you got
- So angry with the read, - Fortune.
- Rar!
- You just...
You're very growly.
All right, here we go.
Read the phrase,
"Guess who, losers."
- Guess who, losers.
- Let me confer - with my associate.
- Yeah. Oh.
- Who you think that was?
- JB.
- That was JB.
- That's what he said. - I heard it.
- What's your guess?
- We're gonna go with JB.
- JB. - That is a sweep.
- That is two for two. - Both correct.
- Whoo!
- Ooh! Ooh! - Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Let's go through - a quick score recap.
- Lamorne and Monnie, - you guys sit at the top
Right now with 29 points.
- Let's go. - That's right.
- Niecy and JB
sit in second place with 24.
Fortune and Jax sit
at the bottom with 16 points.
- I'll be in my trailer.
- The game is very competitive, - and by the way, it's not over.
- We got more - "Celebrity Game Face"
- When we get back after this. - Don't go nowhere.
- Lamorne! Lamorne!
- Mm-hmm?
- This is what it's like
when you're on the front.
You see that?
- Yeah, but I never heard - of that magazine.
- Yeah, let me get you - another one. Hold on.
- I never heard - of that magazine.
- Do you know... - Have you heard of that?
- Okay, I heard of that one. - That's fair.
- And look.
- Oh, "People."
- That's us right there.
- In the corner?
- No, that's bad.
- That's not okay.
- I'll go to the house; - I'll get some of my mine.
- But I'm in the guest house; - it's gonna take me at least
- 15 minutes to get to the house, - to the main house.
Do you have time?
Carl, I want to get
some of the magazines
that I was on the cover of.
- Can you pull up - at the guest house?
[laughter]
- Kev, you're taking that vodka - to the head like that?
[laughter]
- It's water, Niecy. - Oh.
- I drink 15 of these a day.
- And you still bloated - and have bumps on your face.
- You're crazy. I look 31.
- [laughs] No, you don't!
- You know, Niecy, - go... yourself.
[laughter]
- Welcome back to - "Celebrity Game Face."
This is our losers episode.
And so far, well,
all our of teams
- are making a good case - for being called winners,
- Which is a thing - that I didn't expect to say.
- But only one of them - will achieve the goal,
- Getting the - Hart of a Champion award.
So right now let's check in,
- let's do a little recap, - see where our teams are.
Lamorne and Monnie, they sit
at the top with 29 points.
Niecy, JB,
second place with 24.
Jax and Fortune at the bottom
of the barrel with 16.
- But none of that matters, - because right now
It's time to play
Wham Bam Thank You Fam.
- One person on each team - will call a close friend
- Or family member - and ask them three questions.
- Small twist. The questions - get trickier and trickier.
So don't say that
I didn't warn you.
I'm telling you ahead of time.
I gave them to you
in a sealed envelope,
- which your partner can open - for you one at a time.
- I'll give you 10 points - for every correct answer
That your friend gives.
- Niecy, you and JB - are gonna kick it off first.
So who you calling?
- I'm gonna call my dear friend
Wendy Raquel Robinson.
- Oh, God.
- Wendy.
[line trilling]
- By the way, - all her our friends...
- [sighs]
don't have phones.
A couple of them
- Can I switch if my friend
is not answering?
- Hello. - Don't call nobody else.
- Kevin Hart here; - I want to let you know that
- You're on - "Celebrity Game Face."
- Hey, Kevin.
- You're here with Niecy - and JB.
- Oh, y'all having fun.
- They're playing this game - for a charity,
- And they're really counting - on you.
- Uh-oh.
- Here we go. What does the B
in NBA stand for?
- National Basketball - Association?
- Exactly! She said it! - She got it!
- She got it.
- Ding, ding, ding.
Ooh.
Come on. Okay. Okay.
- Ugh.
Wendy, do you know the colors
that are in the Norwegian flag?
-.
- Norwegian? What?
- She's like,
"The cruise line?"
[laughter]
- Oh, God, you know - I'm trying to Google it
And talk at the same time.
Okay, no.
- Whoa. Whoa.
- I'm joking.
I'm joking, guys.
- She goes, - "I'm joking."
- I'm joking. - No, no, no.
I wanna say white,
green, and red?
- White, green, and red.
Is that correct?
- No, it's not.
- Oh. That's wrong.
- Wrong. - Damn it.
- How come you can't ask me - about the African colors?
- We're gonna ask you
one more question.
- Okay.
- When was the last time
you masturbated?
- Whoa.
- Well..., this morning.
[laughter]
- And can you describe it - in great detail?
- No, you can't! No! Don't!
- Do not! - Do not listen to Lamorne!
- Thank you, Wendy. - Thank you so much, my friend.
- I love you, friend.
- But I want that - to be as an example
- To you all of - the Niecy Nash friendship.
- What are the colors
in the Norwegian flag?
- Red, white, and blue. - It's the same as the American.
- Oh. - Everybody knew that.
God.
Niecy and JB, you guys got...
- Two.
- Two correct for a total
of 20 points right there.
- Lamorne and Monnie, - you're up next.
Who are we calling?
- I am calling my good
friend Na'im Lynn.
- Oh, this is gonna be - a blast of boring.
- Na'im Lynn is a stand-up - comedian that's a very
- Good friend of mine; - he's on the road with me.
Very funny guy, but trust me,
this conversation will go dry.
[laughter]
[line trilling]
- Hello?
- Hey. - Yo.
- So I'm just gonna ask you - a series of questions, right?
And try to answer them
as best as you can.
- Okay.
- Here we go.
On the map,
which state is north
of South Dakota?
- Whoo. - North Dakota, man.
- We got that right.
- Boom.
- Correct. Next question.
- Question number two. - Okay.
- Which chess piece begins
on the corners of the board?
- Ah, I don't play chess. - Me either.
- But I'm gonna say the king.
- No.
- Boo.
[laughter]
- Well, that's a wrong one. - That's wrong.
- Okay. All right, - what's the next one?
- [laughs] - .
Oh, [bleep] [bleep].
Okay. Besides your genitals,
what body part do you love
to have sucked?
[laughter]
- Wait, - ain't this on regular TV?
- This is on regular TV.
- Kevin just wants to know
for his own personal reasons.
- Okay. - It's a bunch of freaks here.
- I'm gonna say my eyeballs.
- Your eyeballs?
- You lying, man.
- How do know, Kevin? - Because he told me.
- That's my friend. He lying. - What did I say, Kev?
- Your ass. You said your ass.
That's enough. We'll take it.
- All right, - this is where I hang up.
- And goodbye.
- Thank you, brother.
- I appreciate you. - There you go.
- All right, - you got two correct.
- They got two.
- For a total of - 20 points right there.
- We got two. - Fortune, Jax,
- 7you got tough acts to follow, - all right? Who you calling?
- I'm gonna call my mom, - Ginger.
- Interesting.
- What's up, Ginger?
- Nice. I can't wait.
This is gonna be...
This is gonna be interesting.
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
- Well, Mom, I'm gonna ask you - some questions
- So that we can win, because - Kevin keeps calling us losers.
- Oh, no. - No pressure.
- "Oh, no."
- Mom, do you even - pay attention to pop culture?
- I don't even know. - No.
[laughter]
- Mom, who is Jay-Z
married to?
- You have got
to be kidding me.
- Oh, come on.
Mom, just guess
any very beautiful singer.
- J.Lo.
- No.
- "J.Lo."
- Nope. Nope.
- So close. - Mom, he's the next question.
What is the world's
biggest ocean?
- I don't know if it's
the Atlantic or the Pacific.
- If I'm wrong, - can I guess the other one?
[laughter]
- I think so.
- Okay. - The Pacific.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
- You got it right, Mom! - Oh, boy!
- Oh, my gosh.
Okay. Just so you know, I...
Oh, no, guys. Come on.
- What's wrong?
- Can you just read it - so we know what the problem is?
- I don't want to know.
- Mom, just so you know,
I didn't write this question.
Okay, it says how long does
it normally take you to climax?
- What did you say?
[laughter]
- I'm going to say...
[laughter]
- Your mom has been
hanging out with me.
[laughter]
- Fortune, Jax,
you got two correct.
That's 20 points.
Great job, Mom.
- Thank you!
- Let's go through - a quick score recap.
Sitting at the top,
Lamorne and Monnie.
They got 49 points.
Niecy and JB sit
in second place with 44.
- Fortune and Jax, - they got 36.
- Now, we're gonna take a break, - and we're gonna see
- If we can break - Fortune's mom's record
- When it comes - to pleasuring ourselves.
- If we can, this break might be - a little longer.
If not, we'll be back on time.
- More "Celebrity Game Face" - when we come back after this.
- Hey, Kevin, how much - you bench pressing?
- You know what's crazy, - Fortune?
- I hurt my neck, so I haven't - been able to work out.
- Oh, that sucks. - I mean, I still do more
- Than the average person. - Right.
- No, you don't.
- I'm on a Stairmaster for, - like, an hour.
- No, you don't.
- I still, like, run, like, - five or six miles.
- That's not true.
- And I still, like, - working on my legs.
- No, you don't. - And core stuff.
- But outside of that, - I'm not really...
- I'm not really - doing anything else.
- Are you finished
with these shenanigans?
- We're just talking exercise. - You know how I roll.
[laughter]
- Welcome back - to "Celebrity Game Face."
- This is the biggest - losers special.
And right now losers
they may have been,
- but winners - they're trying to be.
- Let's go through - a quick score recap.
- Sitting at the top, - we have Lamorne and Monnie;
They got 49 points.
Niecy and JB sit
in second place with 44.
Fortune and Jax are in last;
they got 36 trying to do
- what they can - to get out of that hole.
Guys, so far you are the
lose-iest of the losers, right?
We... we know that.
- But let's see - if your comeback begins here.
- Yeah. - See, my kids,
They're obsessed with robots.
- They're even given robots, - like, jobs now,
- Robot cashiers - and robot surgeons.
- That's what this - next game's all about.
- It's a charades game, - where you're acting out
Some occupations
a robot might do.
- But the twist is, - you're wearing some robot hands
While you do it.
It's called Robot Hand Jobs.
[laughter]
I don't know. I... I'm a genius.
- There's some days - where I just go...
- I really look in the mirror, - and I go...
- "Am I really this
little and ugly?"
[laughter]
- Each team takes turns
acting out different jobs
for another team to guess.
You got five jobs. 30 seconds
to get through them all.
- I'll give both teams - five points
For each correct answer.
- Only person wearing the robot - hands is acting out the jobs.
- Lamorne and Monnie, - you're up first.
You guys will be giving clues.
Fortune and Jax,
you're guessing.
- Let's do it, babe. - Yes, team.
- We have to redeem ourselves.
- Do we get bonus points - for this if we get it quick?
- God damn it, Lamorne, - can you just...
[laughter]
For once,
can you just do something?
No, Lamorne.
[laughter]
I see what you're doing, man.
- I see what you're doing, - Lamorne.
- That's not... - That's not cool. That's not...
- It's a joke.
It's just my arm.
It's a joke.
- That's funny.
- All right, guys.
You have 30 seconds.
Three, two, one, let's go.
- Tennis player. Dancer.
Juggler.
Golfer.
- Golfer.
A DJ.
Um...
a...
Police cross...
What is it called?
- A crossing guard? - Crossing guard.
- Time. That's it; that's it. - It's over.
- She had it.
- She did not get - the last one right.
- Police crossing guard.
- Traffic cop is not a police - crossing guard.
That's not... no, it's not.
- Give us the points!
- This bull... game!
- Wow. When you're dealing
with losers,
they'll do anything to win.
You guys go three. 15 points,
and they go to both teams.
- 15, all right. - Good job, babe.
- Thanks, dude.
- Niecy and Jessica, - you are now giving the clues.
- Lamorne and Monnie, - you're guessing.
- Okay, okay. - All right, let's go.
- Who is putting - on the robot arms?
- I am.
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- JB, are you sure - you want Niecy
To put on the robot arms?
Okay. Niecy.
All right, guys.
On your mark, get set, go.
- Fisherman.
- Good.
- Robot.
- Waiter?
- A window washer.
- Painter. A painter.
Both: Violinist.
Basketball player.
- A sandbag tosser. - A bowler?
A brick builder.
- No.
- Pitcher?
- Tennis player! - Tennis player,
Tennis player.
- Badminton player.
- Ping-pong player.
- Volleyball. Volleyball.
- Dancer.
- Basketball player.
- Drummer.
- Oh, my God, wow.
Right on time.
Wow. Wow.
Right in the clutch.
- Oh, man. - Good job, Niecy.
- Good job.
- That was shocking. Shocking.
- I'm not gonna sit up here - and act like I expected that.
I didn't. I did not.
- What an amazing round - for you both.
- That's a sweep, - all five correct.
25 points for both teams.
- Redeemed ourselves.
- Five for five.
- Fortune and Jax, you're up. - You guys are giving clues.
Niecy and JB, you're guessing.
- Okay, Fortune, you got this. - Okay.
- I look like the Michelin Man.
[laughter]
- Okay. - I'm nervous, you guys.
- Come on, Fortune!
- Three, two, one, go.
- Driver. Driver.
- Race driver. Car driver. - Uber driver.
- Driver.
- Drive... drive, oh,
train conductor.
- Truck driver.
- Oh. Orchestra conductor.
- Volleyball player.
- Tennis. Tennis player.
- Oh, oh, oh.
- What's the people called that - row the boats like that?
- A canoer? You're a plane.
- A pilot. An airline pilot.
A stewardess.
- Right on time. - You're Superman.
- Okay, four correct, that means - 20 points go to both teams.
- Y'all, I'm winded.
[laughter]
- All right, score recap.
- Oh, my God, we got a doozy - on our hands.
Lamorne and Monnie,
they have 89.
Niecy and JB, 89.
Fortune and Jax have 71.
- We'll back with more "Celebrity - Game Face" after this.
- All right, guys.
Almost done.
What are you doing, Lamorne?
- I'm just rubbing my old - championship trophy
- For good luck. - Okay.
[laughter]
- Hey, Kev. That about right?
[laughter]
- Eh? Eh? Eh? Come on.
- Welcome back to
"Celebrity Game Face,"
and it's our final round
of the biggest losers episode.
And oh, my God, what
an amazing episode it's been.
It's been amazing, because,
well, it's been full of losses.
- But one of these losing teams - is about to become a winner.
And right now, right now
the scores are Lamorne
and Monnie, 89.
Niecy and JB, 89.
Fortune and Jax
at the bottom with 71.
- We're hanging in.
We're hanging in.
- But that means nothing, - because it's time to play
A little game called
Show Me Your Junk.
- I'm gonna ask you guys - to bring me two items
From somewhere in your house.
- When I say go, - you find those items
- And bring them back here - and then hit the red button.
[button wailing]
- The button that looks - like this, sounds like that.
- For the first one, - the first team to bring back
- The correct item - gets a whopping 50 points.
- The second team gets 25 points. - Third team gets 10.
- If you cannot find - the item at all,
- Or if you bring back - the wrong thing,
You get no points.
It's that simple.
- Wait, so we're both gonna...
Each person on our team
is going to find the same item?
- This is the sad part, Niecy,
because you played
this game 17 times.
You've been on
this show 17 times.
- All right, guys, listen up, - because here's your first clue.
- Okay.
Go!
- Go, babe! Go, go, go!
- You go it? Here, here, here.
- You got it? Go ahead.
- [laughing]
-. Why's it so far?
- [laughs]
- Ahh!
[button wailing]
- Oh, my God, there you go, - Fortune and Jax.
- ♪ We've got a small house
baby ♪
♪ Baby
- Oh, my God, that's 25.
Okay, there we go.
Niecy comes back with the pack.
- Niecy had to run
through her mansion.
- Oh.
- Guys, the first team that - came back was Fortune and Jax.
- Yes, they did have a razor. - 50 points to them.
Lamorne, Monnie, you guys
came back second, you got 25.
And Niecy and JB came back
in third, they receive 10.
- We had to go so far - to get it.
- Guys, Fortune and Jax,
have done a little thing
come from behind.
- One more though. One more.
- Oh, this is the big one.
- This is the final item - and it's worth big points.
By big points, I mean 100.
You heard me.
100 points go to the team
that comes in first.
50 goes to the team
that comes in second.
And 25 to the team
that comes in third.
You're going to need to bring
one of your phones on this one.
You'll understand
when you hear the clue.
- Oh. - Here's your riddle.
Go!
- Go! Go!
- Run, run!
- Go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Okay, go.
- Go, go, go, get on all fours!
Get on all fours.
- Okay, all right.
- [laughing]
- This is gonna be close.
- Ring the buzzer!
Ring the buzzer!
[button wailing]
- Wow. Jax and Fortune.
Oh, my God, JB,
you fast as...
- 100 points goes to the team - that came back first,
And that team that came back
first was Fortune and Jax.
- Whoo!
So that means that with
221 points, a major comeback.
Today's winners
are Fortune and Jax.
- Congratulations, you guys!
- Congratulations, - Fortune and Jax!
- Congrats!
- We're so proud of you!
- Now, listen, - there is only one winner,
- But you guys all won, - because you do get
- To give money to your - charities of your choice.
That is a big deal.
But one person gets
the Hart of a Champion award.
- Fortune and Jax, do me a favor - and go to your door.
[doorbell rings]
- All right, bud.
- Oh, go to my door?
Go to my door?
Kev, go to the door?
- No, no, no, no. - Go to the door?
- Yeah, yeah, - let's go to the door.
- Go to your door, and go - lock yourself out of it.
[laughter]
All right, there it is.
Fortune and Jax, open it up.
- Oh, no.
[laughter]
- Oh, wow.
- That's so stupid.
- Wow.
- Oh, no.
- That's...
- That is the
Hart of a Champion award.
- We don't have a wall
big enough for this.
- We got it.
- I got a couple - of Amazon packages.
- Yeah, that's not from us. - Thank you.
- That's great. - That's not from us.
- Thank you.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
that is our episode.
And I want to give a hand
to these amazing contestants
- that we had on and our winners, - Fortune and Jax.
- We really hope this opens
- a lot of doors - for us in Hollywood.
- Yeah. - Wow.
[laughter]
- Next week on an all-new - "Celebrity Game Face"...
- Yeah! Crunk, clown.
Bring it on down.
- The dirty South - is in the house.
- Say my name. - I think this is real bad
- For people - with distinctive voices.
[laughter]
- It's a special - hip-hop legends show.
- Is this dangerous at all?
- It's none of my business.
I'm not the one
with my hand in ice.
They'll win money for charity,
but only one team
will have the honor
of taking home the coveted
Hart of a Champion award.
- Ahh!
- Join me next time
- for an all new - "Celebrity Game Face."