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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-'Sup! Gym tonight?
-(CLICKS TONGUE)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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-DREW: Welcome to B.R.O. Capital.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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Uh, yeah. So, you'll be up on the
fourth floor with Investments and, uh...

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-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-What? The Tigers are up by 20?

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Yes! (SIGHS)

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Anyway, it's entry level
but your resume was by far the strongest.

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I'm sure you'll fit right in.

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Thanks! I still think it's unbelievable
that I'm really here!

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Unbeweaveable.

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(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, unbelievable.

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Ooh! I'm so excited!

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I have a really good feeling about this.

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(KEYPAD TAPPING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
-(TEXT MESSAGE WHOOSHES)

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(CELL PHONES CHIME)

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(DREW WHISTLING)

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(BREATHES DEEPLY)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Good morning!

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Hi there!

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Did you see they hired a ball of... Yow.

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(SIGHS) Morning, gentlemen.

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(LAPTOP TURNS ON)

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(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

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Hey, what's the difference
between a porcupine and a BMW?

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With a porcupine,
the pricks are on the outside!

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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(PURL LAUGHING FORCEFULLY)

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Good one.

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So, why do spiders weave webs?

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'Cause they don't know how to crochet.

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

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Is that like a sport or something?

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Like, with the needles and... You know?

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(LAUGHS, SIGHS)

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(GROANS)

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TROY: Hey, guys! Staff meeting!

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(GASPS)

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TROY: As you can see, we've got
a big, fat failure on our hands.

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So, Finance wants answers. Ideas?

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Uh, excuse me.

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(GRUNTS)

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(INDISTINCT DISCUSSION)

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PURL: (SIGHS) Hmm.

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Mmm.

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Ooh! Guys! Let's bring Finance in
and knit our strategies together.

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What? Nah, you're being too soft!

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-We gotta be aggressive!
-Yeah! We got to be aggressive!

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(INDISTINCT YELLING)

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All right, all right! Okay!
Let's put a pin in it.

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Who's down for
two-for-one wings at Swifty's?

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MAN: Oh, yeah!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hey, we got everybody?

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Yeah. That's everybody.

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All right, first round's on Gronkowski!

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-(MEN CACKLING)
-(ELEVATOR CLOSES)

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(SIGHS)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-GRONKOWSKI: What the...
-Gronkowski.

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Purl.

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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-Did she always sit there?
-I didn't even recognize her.

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So then he says,
"I know this suit is expensive, baby,

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"but at my apartment, it's 100% off!"

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Whoa! She tells better jokes than you do!

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TROY: Hey, guys! Staff meeting.

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TROY: Well, these results
speak for themselves.

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But Finance is still asking for...

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I say we go for it,

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and if Finance doesn't like it,

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they can kiss our ass!

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(ALL AGREEING AND CHEERING)

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PURL: Whoo, whoo, whoo.

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Well, it's five o'clock somewhere.

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Let's go! Happy hour at Swifty's!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Is that everybody?

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Hold up. Not everybody.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-You're gonna love this place, Purl.
-Purl, you're gonna eat so many wings!

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-Purl, I love your new look!
-Purl, come over here.

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Purl...

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(VOMITS)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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Oh, thank goodness you're still here.

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I had such a time
trying to find this place.

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(SIGHS) I missed my stop
and then I didn't know

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what floor we were on 'cause...
Excuse me, sir.

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'Cause Kyle from HR went home early.
So I went door to door up each flight.

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(SCOFFS) Leave the knitting
at your nana's house.

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-(MEN LAUGHING)
-LACY: What I mean to say is

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that I can't wait to be part of the team.

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Guys?

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(LACY SIGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Hey, where you goin'?

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Hi. I'm Purl.

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I'm Lacy.

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-Oh, I'm so glad it's over.
-What are they doing?

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-LACY: (CHUCKLES) It was such a fright.
-(PURL CHUCKLES)

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Hey, guys. This is Lacy.

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Mm... Heh.

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-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-PURL: Welcome to B.R.O. Capital.

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You'll be up on the fourth floor
with Investments.

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Thanks! It's still kind of
unbelievable that I'm here!

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I would say it's unbeweavable.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(INDISTINCT DISCUSSION)

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Wow. I have
a really good feeling about this.

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Well, come on, let me show you around.

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Tell us all about yourself!

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We do love a good yarn!

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Hey, Purl!
You guys coming to Swifty's tonight?

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Is a wool sweater scratchy?

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-(ALL LAUGH)
-MAN: Yeah, nice one!

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)