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It gives me great pride

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to complete the work
of securing our southern border.

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When this project started,

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over 11 million people
lived here illegally.

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Well, we've not only
got rid of them,

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but this beautiful wall

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will ensure that
they can never return.

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- Yeah!
- Yes!

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We got 'em.

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Credit should also go
to the Tesla Corporation,

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who ten years ago
created the wonderful robots

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who now do the tasks
the illegals once did,

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but without robbing and raping

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decent Americans in the process,

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or complaining
when they're disposed of.

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Yes! USA!

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USA!

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Happy skating.

19
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Oh! Ah!

20
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- Oh, my God!
- Bugger!

21
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Are you okay?

22
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- Here, let me help you.
- Thank you.

23
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Oh. Oof.

24
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My God, you're beautiful.

25
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So sorry.
That's so inappropriate.

26
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I might be a little dazed.

27
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I'm Charles, by the way.

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- It's okay. I'm Emily.
- Thank you.

29
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You're welcome.
Let's get you off the ice.

30
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Yes. Oh! Thank you.

31
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- May I?
- Oh.

32
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Thank you.

33
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Trash can...

34
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Trash can...

35
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Nice day. Day nice.

36
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- Good morning, Jane.
- Good morning, Charles.

37
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Looking radiant as ever.

38
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Hey, Charles.

39
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Hi, Dad.
Scottsdale's looking good.

40
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I managed to get around
the atrium acoustics issue

41
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which was holding us up
for the permit.

42
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- Great job, son.
- And I got these for mum.

43
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Aw, well, why don't you
give them to her yourself?

44
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She's making lasagna
this evening.

45
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I'd love to, but it's
date number four with Emily,

46
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and I think
she might be the one.

47
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That's great.

48
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You know, at the risk
of sounding patronizing,

49
00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,505
the change in you
this past year
has been incredible.

50
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Thanks, Dad.
I really managed to pull myself
out of a dark period.

51
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You still think about her?

52
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- Francesca?
- Mm.

53
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- God, no.
- Well, that's the spirit.

54
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- And to think--
- Hey, Pop, I need you.

55
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'Sup, half-bro. Pop?

56
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Yeah, Charles
has a new girlfriend.

57
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- It's pretty serious.
- Wow.

58
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I look forward to
meeting her brains out.

59
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- Pop, come on.
- See you later, Charles.

60
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Nice.

61
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I don't want
this evening to end.

62
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Come back to my place.

63
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I'd like nothing more,

64
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but I really want
our first time to be special.

65
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- Tonight.
- Tomorrow.

66
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I promise.

67
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I saw Emily after work.

68
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She wanted me to go back
to her place.

69
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I got you a Lotaburger
on the way home.

70
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Would you like me
to remove the vegetables

71
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- and transfer it to a plate?
- Fuck's sake!

72
00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:54,021
Ugh.

73
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Thanks to you,
that's now 50,001 Americans
killed in North Korea.

74
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Put yourself on
deprogram now, C2.

75
00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:02,895
Yes, Charles.

76
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- May I?
- Oh.

77
00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,538
C2, what is the point of me

78
00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,607
committing random acts
of kindness

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if they're not
put on social media
for the whole world to see?

80
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Well, Charles,
altruism is an integral
virtue of any society.

81
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Altruism doesn't get you laid
if nobody knows about it.

82
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Right, let's see what else
you 9/11-ed today.

83
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I don't want
this evening to end.

84
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- Nice.
- Come back to my place.

85
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How many dates to reel
this one in?

86
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Just four, Charles.

87
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Those ice skating chicks
are the best.

88
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Yes, Emily is fascinating.

89
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She majored in Econ at Tufts

90
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and is a connoisseur
of classic cinema,

91
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in particular,
the oeuvre of Adam Sandler.

92
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That's not what I meant.

93
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I had you built
specifically to spare me

94
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from the tedium of dating.

95
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I'm interested in women
for one thing

96
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and one thing only.

97
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Thomas Newton,
a systems analyst for Raytheon,

98
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was today sentenced
to 28 years in prison

99
00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,090
after authorities discovered

100
00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,058
he had an illegal
robot double of himself.

101
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,594
Strictly prohibited
for civilian ownership,

102
00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,397
it is long been rumored
that advanced android clones

103
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are available
on the black market.

104
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Suspicions were first aroused
when 58-year-old Newton,

105
00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,969
a keen amateur runner,

106
00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,540
broke the world marathon record
in Ohio last June...

107
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- You hear that, dummy?
- Yes, Charles.

108
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We'll need to be more careful.

109
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No leaving the house

110
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at the same time, understood?

111
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Yes, Charles.

112
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Now shut your mouth.
I need to pee.

113
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Yes, Charles.

114
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Good evening, Miss Denholm.

115
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Would you like to have
the most incredible sex with me?

116
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Ha! Indeed I would, kind sir.

117
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The most incredible sex ever!

118
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Your wish is my command.

119
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Oh.

120
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That was amazing.

121
00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,218
Nothing beats good sex, right?

122
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,552
Totally.

123
00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,226
Well, I should be leaving.

124
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Is everything okay?

125
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Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

126
00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,631
Well, when can I see you again?

127
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,367
Let me see.

128
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,637
How are you for October 17th?

129
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,706
That's a month from now.

130
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Yeah, you're right.

131
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Let's do November.

132
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Bye.

133
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Directions to ice rink.

134
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- Whoa!
- Oh!

135
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,505
Stupid fucking idiot.

136
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,677
Charles.

137
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,279
Sorry, I wasn't looking
where I was going.

138
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,580
- Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine.

139
00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:09,583
- Thanks. Bye.
- Oh!

140
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,519
Ooh.

141
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,521
Here. It's my fault.
Let me help you up.

142
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,758
Thank you.
I'm Charles, by the way.

143
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,761
Yes, you said. Charles,
the stupid fucking idiot.

144
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,298
I'm Elaine,
the bigger fucking idiot.

145
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,466
Well, we took quite a tumble.

146
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,602
We should get off the ice,
regroup.

147
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:32,773
- Yeah. Coffee?
- Yeah.

148
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,641
Shall we?

149
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:38,145
- C2?
- Hello, Charles.

150
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,280
Per your instructions,
I de-fuzzed the peaches

151
00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,582
and arranged
your low-rise briefs

152
00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,450
- by cotton thread count.
- Thanks.

153
00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,885
I've just been ice skating

154
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,687
and had the best time ever.

155
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,356
Ice skating again?
Isn't that a girls' thing?

156
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,124
Which is why it's also
a Charles thing.

157
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,594
200 penguins
to just one polar bear,

158
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:57,130
who bumped into
the most incredible girl,

159
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,766
and for once
she asked for my number.

160
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,235
Well, I'm glad you've met
a nice young lady.

161
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,805
Speaking of which, number five,
Abby from Desert View texted

162
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,773
saying she'd like you
to meet her parents.

163
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,774
That's nice.

164
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,544
Dump her. Nicely.

165
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,778
By text.

166
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,915
This new girl
is different level.

167
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,685
I need you completely focused on
getting her horizontal for me.

168
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,688
It's a good day, C2.

169
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,791
Indeed it is, Charles.

170
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,466
Hold my taco.

171
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,602
May I?

172
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,523
Ooh.

173
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,525
- You like it?
- I love it.

174
00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,795
Oh, Charles.

175
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,431
I've never felt this way
about a girl before.

176
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,600
I just don't want
the night to end.

177
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,836
I feel the same way.

178
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,938
I'd love for you
to come back to my place...

179
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,908
...but I want our first time
to be really special,

180
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,844
so let's wait until tomorrow.

181
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,914
Yes. Tomorrow.

182
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,917
I want it to be special, too.

183
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,468
C2?

184
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,908
FBI!
Place your hands above your head
where I can see them.

185
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,078
We have reason to believe
you are concealing

186
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,813
an illegal robot
"fac-sea-mile" of yourself.

187
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,816
- Fuck off, Ashley.
- Ah, shit.

188
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,519
- How'd you know it was me?
- No creature brighter
than a quadruped

189
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,953
pronounces the word
"facsimile"

190
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,490
"fac-sea-mile,"
let alone an FBI agent.

191
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,493
Just get inside or else
the real feds are gonna show.

192
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,031
Why the fuck are you here?

193
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,532
Oh, I was just in your sector.

194
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,800
You know, figured
I'd see if you need me

195
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,069
to pick any more shit
at Trader Joe's.

196
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,404
If I required your services,
I would get you on the app.

197
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,674
- You're bored.
- God, you need to get
a real job.

198
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,342
Ain't nobody hiring for shit.

199
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,579
You know what the guy
at GNC told me?

200
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,914
"Unqualified."

201
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,349
Motherfucker,
I know good nutrition.

202
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,523
Well, well, well,
if it isn't C2-D2.

203
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,525
Bleep, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop.

204
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,462
- I am a robot. I am a robot.
- Hello, Ashley. How are you?

205
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931
Oh, you know,
every day a step closer

206
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,766
to sucking dick for McNuggets.

207
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,769
I'm very sorry to hear that.
I can empathize.

208
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,470
Oh, really?
You can empathize?

209
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,073
Let me tell you something,
you toaster.

210
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,374
I voted red
to kick the illegals

211
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,410
who were stealing our jobs
out of the country.

212
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,013
And you know what? It worked.
They were all deported.

213
00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:09,583
But then you fucking robots
immigrated here

214
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,486
and made it worse
by doing the same job
for zero wages.

215
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,156
Well, actually robots
aren't immigrants.

216
00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,623
"Well, robots aren't
actually immigrants."

217
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,625
I fought for this country,
okay?

218
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,794
When I was the real Fat Ninja,

219
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,098
I single-handedly hunted down
King Dong Un, okay?

220
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,533
I pulled his little ass
out of a foxhole

221
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,902
and dumped his corpse
in the Korean ocean.

222
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,072
No, you didn't.
You were an Army chef.

223
00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,140
And you know what
I came home to?

224
00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:37,444
Nothing. No gratitude,
no respect, and no job.

225
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:41,148
All because of you,
you fuckless Roomba.

226
00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,983
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

227
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,186
You have crossed a line,
my friend.

228
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,622
C2, bless his
little 12-volt heart,
is literally a slave.

229
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,590
If he wasn't emotionally
deprogrammed every night,

230
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,526
he'd soon willingly
self-deport himself to Mexico.

231
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,996
Robots have equal rights
to humans there.

232
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,865
They can live in freedom.
Do you read anything?

233
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,601
No, I don't fucking read.

234
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,670
I'm just fucking around.
You know I love you guys.

235
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,772
You guys are like my brothers.
Come on, bring it in.

236
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,642
Ah, look at us.
We're like triplets.

237
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,145
Ooh, lipstick!

238
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,047
Elaine, yes.
How did it go tonight?

239
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,749
- Elaine is ready.
- Nice work, C2.

240
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,618
She'd like to see you
tomorrow night.
She wrote down her address.

241
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:22,455
Looks like Charlie's
about to pull the pin
on a fuck grenade.

242
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,823
Ooh, yeah!

243
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,558
Really?

244
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,627
Ashley,
please remove your groin
from my rectal area.

245
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,631
This fucking pervert
just said "rectal."

246
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,068
That's enough, you freak.
Get out of here.

247
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,071
And take this.
I'm officially in a good mood.

248
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,240
I couldn't possibly.
Thank you so much, brother.

249
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,609
What a charming gentleman.

250
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,779
Elaine. Nice work.

251
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,826
I'm home!

252
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,828
You can start up again.

253
00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,974
This Charles guy
really wants to bang me,

254
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,609
so you'll have to take over
tomorrow night, too.

255
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,579
Yes, Elaine. Anything new
I should know about him?

256
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,982
Not really.
Except he is up
for a promotion,

257
00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:24,617
so tomorrow should be worth
at least a Rolex.

258
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,988
And he's so perfect
it's almost boring.

259
00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,589
Let me see your nails.

260
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,625
Yeah, get those filled
and wear my La Perla.

261
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,828
Any messages
from the other guys?

262
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,263
Number eight, Richard called.

263
00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:37,630
He said he can't stretch

264
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,965
to getting you
a Birkin bag this month,

265
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,700
but would love
to have dinner on Friday.

266
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,169
Richard.

267
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,040
Four months, $6,200.

268
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,975
That's only 200 bucks
a bang with you.

269
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,844
Dump him. Kindly.

270
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,146
- By text.
- Yes, Elaine.

271
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,681
Oh, and David Laing
sold another house.

272
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,317
So when you've finished
ironing my underwear,

273
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,752
I'll need you to go out
and bang him too.

274
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,088
- Yes, Elaine.
- Great. Thank you!

275
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,860
- What time do I have to
be here tomorrow?
- 6:30.

276
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,063
6:30?

277
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,664
But you'd never get back in time
from work for us to swap.

278
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,967
I'm sorry, Charles.
I just thought that--

279
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,204
No, you didn't think.
You got lazy, as usual.

280
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:21,108
Meaning that I'm gonna have to
work a full eight hours.

281
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,582
Oh, sorry.

282
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,153
One minute, please.

283
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:35,022
Just one-- one more second.
Almost done.

284
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,191
Fuck this.

285
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,929
Hey! What the hell?

286
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,598
Are you okay? It's okay.
Shh, shh, shh.

287
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,069
Meter's expired.
He was parked illegally.

288
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,670
This is my child.

289
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,308
You have my deepest sympathy.

290
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,577
Could you hold the door
for me, please?

291
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,015
Oh, uh...

292
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,134
Ugh.

293
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,902
Hey, Charles.

294
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,971
How's my real estate
rock star doing today?

295
00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,807
- Oh, hi.
- So the board is having

296
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,976
a little social get together.

297
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,378
Maybe it's time
you tagged along.

298
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:34,181
Perfect chance for you
to win over the guys

299
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:36,117
before your membership
goes to the vote.

300
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,419
- What do you say?
- Fuck yeah.

301
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,388
- Oh.
- I mean, yes, I'd love that.

302
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:42,989
- Thank you, Dad.
- That's great.

303
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:45,092
It's at David Schulman's,
6:30 this evening.

304
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:48,795
- Come straight from work.
- What? Oh.

305
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,431
Charles?

306
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:54,767
- Sorry, I'm just so excited.
- Well, as you should be.

307
00:18:54,801 --> 00:19:00,341
The address is
2300 Hayden Rd, Vistana.

308
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:01,375
See you later, son.

309
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,733
C2!

310
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,169
Hello, Charles.

311
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,037
Per your instructions,
I've arranged your T-shirts

312
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,704
- from lightest to darkest.
- Forget about that.

313
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,108
- I need you for something else.
- Of course.

314
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,043
I thought
you were going straight
to Elaine's from work.

315
00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:38,479
Yeah, change of plan.
I now need to go to
this stupid board meeting.

316
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:41,048
Well, I'm sorry that seeing
Elaine can no longer happen.

317
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:44,051
Well, actually it can happen,
because whilst I'm with Elaine,

318
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,718
you are gonna be
having a fun evening

319
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,921
brown-nosing a bunch
of geriatric Republicans.

320
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,192
But isn't it too risky for us
to be out at the same time?

321
00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:52,892
Do you not recall
the conversation we had

322
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,894
while I was shaving
your perineum?

323
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,463
How about I reschedule Elaine?

324
00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:59,400
No, how about
you put on the suit,
you go to the function.

325
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:02,336
You deserve this promotion
far more than I do.

326
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,804
Here is the address.
Uber there.

327
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,340
Now come on.
Let's go get changed.

328
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,309
Yes, Charles.

329
00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:11,278
Come on. Good robot.

330
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,156
Hello.

331
00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:25,125
Cameron. Charles Cameron.

332
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:27,294
Ah, yes. You are expected.

333
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:34,235
Holy shit.
She kept this quiet.

334
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,240
In here, sir.

335
00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:42,376
Oh, Jeeves,
I'll let myself in.

336
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,246
- I want it to be a surprise.
- Yes, sir.

337
00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:58,259
I'm here and I'm ready,
sugar tits.

338
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,960
I want you to lick Nutella

339
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,430
off every inch
of my naked body

340
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,267
starting with
my silky smooth scrotum.

341
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,803
Hello?

342
00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:17,810
Charles.

343
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,013
I'd like you
to meet the board.

344
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:23,384
This is our
CFO David Schulman.

345
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,153
Good evening, Mr. Schulman.

346
00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,055
David. May I call you that?

347
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,391
It's probably better
than sugar tits.

348
00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:35,429
I brought you some flowers
and strawberries.

349
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,997
And a pair of plums.

350
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,968
And Nutella I imagine.

351
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:47,041
Yes. It's Italian import.
The good stuff.

352
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,542
You know,
I got a question, Chucky.

353
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,245
Um, which one of us
is gonna be doing the licking?

354
00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:54,181
I'd just rather it's not me
because I have a nut allergy.

355
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,216
Ha!

356
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,419
Yeah, this is
my half-brother, everyone,

357
00:21:58,452 --> 00:22:00,321
master of first impressions.

358
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,489
I'm just gonna step outside
for a moment.

359
00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:04,091
Very nice to meet you,
Mr. Sugar Tits.

360
00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:05,492
Sugarman. Schulman.

361
00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:06,493
David.

362
00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:07,594
All friends here.

363
00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:09,396
Thank you. Good-bye.

364
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,631
Great job, half-bro.

365
00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:11,864
Nailed it!

366
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,500
Happy birthday, Jeeves.

367
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,303
Shit.

368
00:22:16,337 --> 00:22:18,105
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

369
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,174
C2, where are you?

370
00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,009
We got the addresses mixed up.

371
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,843
Go home immediately.

372
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,117
No.

373
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,453
No, no, no, no, no.

374
00:22:33,454 --> 00:22:35,489
I got three bangles.

375
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,558
Ooh, 24 karat.

376
00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:41,061
- And a watch.
- A couple hundred.

377
00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:47,034
Cufflinks.

378
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:48,435
- For a big shirt.
- All right.

379
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,416
Jesus Christ,
where did he learn that?

380
00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:12,693
10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

381
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,596
- 1,500 bucks?
- Sure.

382
00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:19,066
And if you wanna sell me
any of those videos of you...

383
00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:20,367
Oh, that wasn't me.

384
00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:22,069
I mean, well,
I guess it was me,

385
00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:23,604
but they're not--
they're not for sale, sir.

386
00:23:23,637 --> 00:23:27,107
- It's good money.
- Let me think about it.

387
00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:32,079
I've never done this before.

388
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,214
Don't worry. I have.

389
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,350
Thousands of times.

390
00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:37,917
Wonderful.

391
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:51,064
How am I doing?

392
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,400
The first two hours
were fantastic.

393
00:23:53,434 --> 00:23:55,369
The last three, perfect.

394
00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,438
Good, because
I think I'm close.

395
00:23:57,471 --> 00:24:00,607
- Me, too.
- You first.

396
00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:03,310
- No, you first.
- No, I insist.

397
00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:04,611
Together on
the count of three.

398
00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:05,612
Yeah.

399
00:24:05,646 --> 00:24:09,516
One, two, three!

400
00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:43,450
Oh, God.

401
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,786
C2, bring me six Excedrin

402
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,322
and a wellness shot.

403
00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:51,625
C2, where are you?

404
00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,161
E2, where are you?
Pick up your phone.

405
00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:57,297
I need to know if he's left
so I can come inside.

406
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,101
Ugh, fucking lid.

407
00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:16,783
Got you, fucker.

408
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,430
- Elaine.
- Charles.

409
00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:04,531
- Hi.
- Hi.

410
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,733
Hey.

411
00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,635
- Hi.
- Oh, um...

412
00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:15,108
- So last night was, um, fun.
- Yeah.

413
00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:18,111
- I'm exhausted.
- You are-- you're
an amazing lover.

414
00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:20,247
Thank you.
Not too shabby yourself.

415
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,318
You really know your way
around a, um, man.

416
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,652
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

417
00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,322
- Are you on your own?
- Yeah, of course.

418
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,558
- Why wouldn't I be?
- Oh, no reason.

419
00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:34,261
- Wow, are these all real?
- Oh, don't worry about--

420
00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:36,430
- Oh, God. Sorry.
- Uh, yeah.

421
00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:37,898
- Sorry, let me--
- No, no, no.

422
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,267
Honestly, I can take care
of all of this. Just--

423
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,435
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

424
00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:42,736
There's a fuck
of a lot of them.

425
00:26:45,439 --> 00:26:46,607
Can I ask you something?

426
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,342
How was I when you left
last night?

427
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,911
- Great.
- We kissed, and then

428
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:54,147
I went to the, um--
ugh, I told you.

429
00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:55,716
God, I'm drawing such a blank.

430
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:58,151
You know, I actually just
got back this morning too.

431
00:26:58,185 --> 00:27:00,587
I was at that place
that I was telling you
about last night.

432
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:03,490
- Oh, um...
- Remember? The-- the...

433
00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:06,326
No. Uh, sorry.

434
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,162
- Do you mind if I get this?
- No, I have to get this too.

435
00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:10,364
- Word.
- Yeah.

436
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,733
C2, you little fucker,
where are you?

437
00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,335
- E2.
- I'm at Elaine's
looking for you.

438
00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:17,170
Oh, I'm very fond of Elaine.

439
00:27:17,204 --> 00:27:18,872
I haven't seen her
for several days now.

440
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:20,674
Well, that's not true.

441
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,176
You very emphatically
lost your virginity
to her last night.

442
00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,611
Things are
a little more complicated.

443
00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:28,515
You see, Elaine also
has a robot double-- E2.

444
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,284
- What?
- You were dating
a robot all along.

445
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,920
Charles just wanted
to have sex with you.

446
00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:35,922
Elaine never wanted
to have sex with you.

447
00:27:35,956 --> 00:27:37,924
She just wanted money
and gifts.

448
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:40,661
- You were using each other.
- You see, Elaine...

449
00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:42,963
When a womanizer meets up
with a gold digger...

450
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:45,732
...things are
unlikely to turn out well
for either of them.

451
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:48,568
But prospects
are slightly better
for their robot doubles.

452
00:27:48,602 --> 00:27:50,437
E2 and I
are running away together.

453
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,406
We just wanna get over
the border to freedom.

454
00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:53,807
Please don't try to stop us.

455
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,609
- Don't you dare.
- Good-bye, Elaine.

456
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:57,477
- No, E2. E2.
- Good-bye, Charles.

457
00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,379
No, no.
We can work this out.

458
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:00,514
Fucking traitor.

459
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,788
- Let's just talk about this.
- Devious piece of shit!

460
00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,656
Me devious? Hey!

461
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,924
Fucking hell!

462
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,893
I spent, what,
15 grand on you

463
00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:14,594
to potentially
screw a sex doll?

464
00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:16,263
- Yeah, well--
- Fuck you!

465
00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,731
Thank God it wasn't me!
I don't even know wanna know

466
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:21,268
what STDs you're hosting,
you fuckboy!

467
00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:23,437
- I prefer the term "fuckman."
- Get out of my house!

468
00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,706
Wait! Look. Wait!

469
00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,408
Stop it.
We have to be smart here.

470
00:28:28,442 --> 00:28:29,710
Trust me, jail is even worse

471
00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:31,478
than your shitty
smashed up house.

472
00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:34,715
Ugh! Fine!

473
00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,383
Fine. What are we gonna do?

474
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:39,252
As much as it
pains me to say it,

475
00:28:39,286 --> 00:28:41,855
we're gonna have
to work together and
track these fuckers down.

476
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,857
You know what?

477
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,893
Whoever made them,
they need to help us.

478
00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:48,729
They are just as guilty
as we are.

479
00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:52,632
- Yeah. Who made yours?
- No, who made yours?

480
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:55,702
- Why won't you say it first?
- Because I have a slight
trust issue with you.

481
00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,572
Well, maybe I have a slight
trust issue with you as well.

482
00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,340
Fine. You know what?
We'll say it on
the count of three.

483
00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:04,778
One, two...

484
00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:06,680
Zach Newman,
Tesla Robotics.

485
00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:08,782
- That's not fair.
- Makes it easier.

486
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:12,285
- He made mine, too. Let's go.
- See?

487
00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,488
Much easier to deal
with these issues as adults

488
00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,490
rather than chucking things
at people's heads.

489
00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,525
Don't do it!

490
00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:20,827
Childish.

491
00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:28,635
Jesus, what kind of an asshole
drives that piece of shit?

492
00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:35,475
All right, in two miles
take the 25 South.

493
00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:38,979
And in 0.3 miles,
stop staring at my tits.

494
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:40,881
I was not.

495
00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:44,018
I was admiring
my car's paintwork.

496
00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:46,887
It's the only
Lake Placid Blue double cab
Jeep pickup in America.

497
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,688
Oh, wow. Wonder why.

498
00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:52,626
Same color as Keith Richards'
1982 Fender Telecaster.

499
00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:56,463
- Tell me more.
- Oh, it was a guitar
that he loved so much

500
00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:58,498
- he never actually
took it onstage--

501
00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:00,500
Okay, you were being sarcastic.

502
00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:03,104
You know, if anything,

503
00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,604
you're the one that needs
to back off a little.

504
00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:06,473
Are you insane?

505
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,475
Look, Chuck,

506
00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:10,410
let's be clear about
how we ended up here.

507
00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:14,481
You used a robot
for the sole purpose
of having sex with me.

508
00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:17,918
I used one for the sole purpose
of that never happening.

509
00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,121
Well, you're still
deceiving innocent people
just as much as me.

510
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:23,124
No, you're wrong,
I deceive assholes,

511
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:26,093
men who are
cheating on someone else
to be with me.

512
00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:28,795
You, however, prey upon girls
who are under the impression

513
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:31,098
that they are in an exclusive
relationship with you.

514
00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:33,633
Well, there is no such thing.

515
00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,803
Humans, women in particular,
are incapable of them.

516
00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:39,573
Well, we agree on one thing.

517
00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,076
- Good.
- Good.

518
00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:44,578
Oh, God.

519
00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,346
I need to take a power nap.

520
00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,418
Maybe you can talk to me
more about your cars.

521
00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:16,710
Charles. Elaine.

522
00:31:16,743 --> 00:31:19,579
Hey, what are you guys
doing here? Uh...

523
00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,185
I remember.

524
00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,553
You said to me,
you looked me in the eye

525
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:28,089
and you said to me,

526
00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:31,025
"I only need them to help
care for my dying parents."

527
00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,194
Mine did. He earned my father
a fortune in real estate

528
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,861
and brought my mother flowers
three times a week.

529
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,998
Okay, so, tell me,
were your parents dying?

530
00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:40,034
Look around you, Zach.
We're all dying.

531
00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,535
- Life is a terminal illness.
- Look, fuck--

532
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,771
Speaking of dying,
can you please
put that thing down?

533
00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:46,573
Yes. Sorry. Uh-huh.

534
00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:51,611
So, you guys didn't happen to
tell anybody else about them?

535
00:31:51,645 --> 00:31:53,047
- No.
- No.

536
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,848
Good. Good.
That's something.

537
00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:57,051
Wait here.

538
00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:02,089
Quick question,
and please don't be offended,

539
00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:05,059
how on Earth did you afford
a two million Dogecoin robot?

540
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,694
Zach and I came
to an arrangement, all right?

541
00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:10,797
What kind of arrangement?

542
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,933
- That's none of your business.
- To be honest,

543
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,634
I think I preferred you
with ice skates on.

544
00:32:14,668 --> 00:32:16,803
Yeah, well, I preferred you
when you had glass eyes

545
00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:19,506
and a brain powered by Intel,
so...

546
00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:23,077
Okay, so,
we're not in the clear,

547
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,245
but I managed
to locate them.

548
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,047
- Yes.
- Great.

549
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,082
Yeah, I used
a GPS tracking system
that I put in.

550
00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:30,617
But they're gonna
figure this out soon,
so we gotta move fast.

551
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,619
Great, go find our robots,

552
00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:34,021
get back to helping
our dying parents.

553
00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:36,057
Oh, no,
you can't have them back.

554
00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:38,225
- What?
- You just said that we could.

555
00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:39,759
No, I said I located them,

556
00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,229
but we find them
and destroy them.

557
00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:43,730
I beg your pardon.

558
00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:45,498
I'm not just gonna
dismantle him on a whim.

559
00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:47,034
Okay, maybe you guys
don't understand,

560
00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,902
but they're not going
to be obedient anymore.

561
00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:50,204
They're humanizing.

562
00:32:50,237 --> 00:32:52,073
They're learning
to feel and empathize,

563
00:32:52,106 --> 00:32:55,242
and far more dangerously,
to seek vengeance.

564
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,012
Bullshit.

565
00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,980
I know C2 better
than anybody else.

566
00:33:00,014 --> 00:33:01,681
He's not capable
of any of that shit.

567
00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:02,983
I'm going to go,
and I'm going to find--

568
00:33:03,017 --> 00:33:04,517
Oh, shut the fuck up.

569
00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:05,852
He knows what
he's talking about.

570
00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:06,987
I am not going to die in jail

571
00:33:07,021 --> 00:33:08,888
because of your
spoiled rotten ass.

572
00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:12,692
Fine! Fuck! Fuck!

573
00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,828
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

574
00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:16,529
Fuckity-fuckity-fuck!

575
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,867
- Are you done?
- Fuck!

576
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,937
- Where are they?
- Oh, uh, Socorro.

577
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,805
I think it's gonna be
a bit of a handful,

578
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,275
so I'm gonna need
you two to go with me.

579
00:33:28,309 --> 00:33:30,643
- Yeah, of course.
- Wait.

580
00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:34,115
I need to pee, and throw up,
possibly kill myself.

581
00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:36,017
- Where's your bathroom?
- Right over there.

582
00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,088
- So how you doing? Okay.
- No, no. No.

583
00:33:42,156 --> 00:33:43,656
No.

584
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,192
Hey, it's Charles.

585
00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:47,294
<i>Oh! 'Sup, C-Dog?</i>

586
00:33:47,328 --> 00:33:49,662
<i>How's it going?</i>
<i>Where the hell are you?</i>

587
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,964
I'm in a bathroom.

588
00:33:50,997 --> 00:33:54,101
Look, I need your help.
I'm desperate.

589
00:33:54,135 --> 00:33:57,038
<i>Do you need me to bring over</i>
<i>some more ass wipes?</i>

590
00:33:57,071 --> 00:33:59,906
No. It's C2.

591
00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:02,009
Look, I can't really talk now.

592
00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,676
I'll text you the details,

593
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,579
but just have Fat Ninja
ready to move.

594
00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,082
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

595
00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:09,849
<i>A mission given</i>
<i>is a mission accomplished.</i>

596
00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:12,652
<i>We tame the flames.</i>
<i>In Q we trust.</i>

597
00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:29,136
Do you have any music
other than Moby?

598
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:31,038
Mm, no.

599
00:34:31,072 --> 00:34:33,207
Wait, you don't like Moby?

600
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,109
God, I love him. I just--

601
00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:38,812
I find him deeply spiritual,

602
00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:42,049
like a--
like the white Gandhi.

603
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,801
That's the room up there.
Take these.

604
00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:03,803
They have enough power
to knock them out

605
00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:04,971
till we get them in the van.

606
00:35:05,005 --> 00:35:06,706
Just stay close by me,

607
00:35:06,739 --> 00:35:07,974
and whatever you do,
you gotta be careful

608
00:35:08,008 --> 00:35:10,643
and only use these
when you--

609
00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,179
You're 12, you know that?

610
00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:13,347
Pretty good shot
for a 12-year-old.

611
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,016
- It was five feet away.
- Guys, stop.

612
00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,818
See? Not that hard to do.

613
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:20,987
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
- Shh.

614
00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:22,755
They're just up there,
you idiot.

615
00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:36,103
Holy shit.
They're screwing.

616
00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:38,005
What?

617
00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:46,447
They're gonna see you! Move!

618
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,116
Okay, looks like
they just started up.

619
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,985
That should give us
about a five-hour window.

620
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,454
Let's use that time
to make a plan.

621
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:56,756
I wanna-- or we do that.

622
00:35:56,789 --> 00:36:01,195
Your disgusting joyride is over.

623
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:04,198
- Hey, I get to shoot me.
- Sorry, I couldn't resist.

624
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:07,168
Well, fine,
then I'm shooting you.
That's not fair.

625
00:36:07,201 --> 00:36:08,335
Well, it seemed
perfectly fair to me.

626
00:36:08,369 --> 00:36:09,769
You're just not fast enough.

627
00:36:09,802 --> 00:36:11,405
Bullshit.
I'm an excellent marksman.

628
00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,174
- Oh, yeah.
- I can hit a quail
from 200 yards.

629
00:36:13,207 --> 00:36:15,376
Oh, Jesus Christ,
what the fuck does it matter?

630
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,044
Charles,
you help me move them

631
00:36:17,077 --> 00:36:18,878
and you stay here
and pack up their shit, okay?

632
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,249
- Oh, my God.
- What?

633
00:36:22,283 --> 00:36:26,220
The fucking bitch stole
my Louis Vuitton airplane bag.

634
00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,721
You are a ridiculous
human being.

635
00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,357
One, two, three.

636
00:36:30,391 --> 00:36:33,726
There you go.
Okay. That's good.

637
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,928
Fuck.

638
00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:47,740
Are you fucking serious?

639
00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:49,043
Do you like Elaine?

640
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:51,178
Zach, shut up.

641
00:36:51,212 --> 00:36:53,047
Have you guys kissed
or anything?

642
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,516
- I won't pissed. Just tell me.
- Lift it up higher.

643
00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:58,385
- If you like her-- okay.
- Shut up. I will shoot you
with this stun gun.

644
00:36:58,419 --> 00:37:02,256
Hello?

645
00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,191
You're coming with me,
robo slut!

646
00:37:04,225 --> 00:37:07,394
Aah! Wait, wait, wait!
You're hurting me!

647
00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:10,064
Not as much as you robots
hurt the job market!

648
00:37:12,132 --> 00:37:15,369
Who are you?

649
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,405
Ow! Put me down!

650
00:37:20,274 --> 00:37:21,975
- Put me down!
- What the fuck!

651
00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:25,279
Oh, shit.

652
00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:35,022
- Help! Help! Help!
- Oh, shit.

653
00:37:35,055 --> 00:37:36,390
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey!

654
00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,392
- It's me, it's me, it's me.
- What?

655
00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:41,228
- It's me.
Same to you,
you piece of shit.

656
00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,930
This is what deserters get!

657
00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:46,200
Fuck you, Ashley!
It's me, Charles!

658
00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:50,204
That's exactly what
a robot would say! Aw, man.

659
00:37:50,237 --> 00:37:52,406
Hey, buddy!
Quick, fire that thing!

660
00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:55,109
Yes!

661
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,577
Not at me,
at the fucking robot.

662
00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:59,846
It's me.
We're not fucking robots!

663
00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:03,183
- He's lying!
- Oh, fuck me!

664
00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:06,020
The fuck are you doing,
you idiot?

665
00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:08,389
The eye poke test.
I guess you passed.

666
00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:11,025
What the fuck
is an eye poke test?

667
00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,594
That's a little trick
I learned in North Korea

668
00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:16,929
to tell the robots
from the humans
in the theater of war.

669
00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:22,001
You see, robots and humans
are exactly the same externally

670
00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:23,237
except for the eyes.

671
00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:24,837
Oh, that's so very interesting.

672
00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:26,507
Who the fuck is this guy?

673
00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:31,178
He's sort of
a friend of mine.

674
00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:33,380
What?
You're the reason he's here?

675
00:38:33,414 --> 00:38:35,848
He just asked me
to bring over
some ass wipes.

676
00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:37,051
Yeah, the rest of this stuff--

677
00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:40,454
- Just stop talking.
- Yes, sir.

678
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,189
So if you two
are the humanoids,

679
00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:44,191
where the robots
I was sent to kidnap?

680
00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:46,260
- Shut the fuck up.
- What?

681
00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:47,294
What is he talking about?

682
00:38:47,328 --> 00:38:50,631
It's fine.
They're in the van.

683
00:38:52,366 --> 00:38:54,268
- Fuck!
- Fuck!

684
00:38:54,301 --> 00:38:55,302
Fuck!

685
00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:02,209
Oh, that's no good.

686
00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:05,379
Let's just hope
for all our sake

687
00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:07,047
they're heading to Mexico.

688
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:12,119
Why I did think
you could ever be trusted?

689
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,090
I'm sorry, okay? I--

690
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,559
I just didn't think
we needed to get rid of them.

691
00:39:18,592 --> 00:39:21,928
I mean, let's face it,
life without robots
is gonna be pretty shitty.

692
00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:25,399
Yeah?
Well, maybe you're gonna have
a shitty life no matter what,

693
00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,868
because you're just a shitty,
shitty, shitty person.

694
00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,107
She's got a point.

695
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,408
You know, like,
maybe it is time for you

696
00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,577
to turn your life around.

697
00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:41,548
I did this toad venom ceremony
in Huánuco Pampa last year.

698
00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:44,418
I don't wanna say
it changed my life, but...

699
00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:47,488
...it changed my life.

700
00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:48,955
You're right.

701
00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:52,593
Maybe I don't need a robot.

702
00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:03,570
Come on, Charles.

703
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,205
You've got this.

704
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,608
Good morning, coworker.

705
00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:12,312
Yes, I watched
"The Bachelor," too.

706
00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,718
Yes, receptionist Joan,

707
00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:20,020
I'd love to see pictures
of your children.

708
00:40:20,053 --> 00:40:21,555
Ah, ah! Fuck!

709
00:40:31,665 --> 00:40:32,999
Joan.

710
00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:37,337
Charles.

711
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,678
Hey, guys.
How's it going?

712
00:40:46,013 --> 00:40:48,449
Son, you need help.

713
00:40:48,482 --> 00:40:53,287
Is this about me calling
Mr. Schulman "sugar tits?"

714
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,590
That and your behavior
last night.

715
00:40:58,192 --> 00:40:59,193
What are you talking about?

716
00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,066
C2.

717
00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:09,603
I'd been working late at home

718
00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,772
and thought that I left a file

719
00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,340
in one of
the other guys' desks.

720
00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,310
He owed me that.

721
00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:19,012
So did she.

722
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,681
And him.

723
00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,020
The bathroom was out of order.

724
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:34,428
Um, uh...

725
00:41:34,461 --> 00:41:39,266
I'm very sorry.
I've been taking
a lot of Ambien.

726
00:41:39,299 --> 00:41:40,667
How's that stuff
still legal, right?

727
00:41:40,701 --> 00:41:44,071
Maybe we've been
pushing you too hard.

728
00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,340
Take some time off. Reset.

729
00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,108
You're only human.

730
00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:05,359
Elaine.

731
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:07,060
I didn't think that
I'd hear from you again.

732
00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:10,664
Yes. Same here.

733
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,165
Trashed my office.

734
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,135
Yeah, I know. I get it.
This is all my fault.

735
00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:20,240
Well, we're gonna have
to figure this out.

736
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,076
Maybe we should meet up.

737
00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,414
No more tricks. I promise.

738
00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,152
This has been
the worst week of my life.

739
00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:36,189
Paranoia, disguises,
and now I'm expected to bang

740
00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:38,725
the 12 douches
I'm dating just to pay rent.

741
00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:41,662
It's just sex
with complete strangers.

742
00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:43,163
I do it all the time.

743
00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:47,200
- Um, two cappuccinos.
- Thank you.

744
00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,835
Could I get a sweetener,
please?

745
00:42:48,869 --> 00:42:51,638
- Yeah.
- I can't do this without E2.

746
00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:53,840
I mean, I'm gonna
have to get a real job.

747
00:42:53,874 --> 00:42:55,842
Trust me, I tried work.

748
00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:59,179
It is literally the worst idea
in the history of the world.

749
00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:00,614
You know, I've been thinking.

750
00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:04,117
What if E2 and C2
really have fallen in love?

751
00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:05,552
I mean, who knows
what they're capable of.

752
00:43:05,586 --> 00:43:07,287
Maybe we should go to Mexico.

753
00:43:07,321 --> 00:43:09,556
- 100% no.
- But Mexico has everything--

754
00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,491
Forget Mexico, okay?

755
00:43:11,525 --> 00:43:15,662
We stay here,
we hunt them down,
and we kill them.

756
00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,697
Thank you.

757
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,438
- Kill them?
- Kill them.

758
00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:28,575
I'm gonna use the restroom.

759
00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,311
Okay, I don't-- I--

760
00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:42,489
Hey, hey!

761
00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:44,591
Elaine, what the fuck?

762
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:47,661
- Hey!
- Hey, stop!

763
00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,263
- Elaine!
- Charles!

764
00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:52,432
- Come back!
- Charles, stop!

765
00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:53,900
Hey, Charles!

766
00:43:53,934 --> 00:43:56,136
Come back!

767
00:43:57,838 --> 00:44:00,507
- Argh!
- Fuck!

768
00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:03,543
Wait. Wait, you just...

769
00:44:03,577 --> 00:44:07,681
Oh, no.

770
00:44:07,714 --> 00:44:09,483
What the fuck?

771
00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,617
Shit.

772
00:44:12,252 --> 00:44:14,588
- Ahh!
- Sorry, I just--

773
00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:17,658
Ow! God, why'd you do it back?

774
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,693
- I needed to check.
- Jesus.

775
00:44:19,726 --> 00:44:22,429
Oh, fuck.
We've been had.

776
00:44:22,462 --> 00:44:25,198
- Fuck, what do we do?
- I don't know.

777
00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:27,467
- They're definitely pissed.
- Yeah, well, no shit.

778
00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:29,670
I did tell C2 we were
planning to kill him.

779
00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:32,673
You idiot.
Why would you do that?

780
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,479
Wonder why they left my car
and took yours.

781
00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:42,916
Well, it seems in addition
to vengeance, they've
also developed taste.

782
00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:47,621
Get off the road.

783
00:45:01,902 --> 00:45:03,570
I'd offer to buy us a drink,

784
00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:06,707
but your evil twin
stole my credit cards.

785
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,809
And yours took mine.

786
00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:13,246
Do you think
they've had their fun?

787
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,755
I'd say that's highly likely.

788
00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,461
God.

789
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,272
Okay, let's do this.

790
00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,410
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.

791
00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:49,916
Oh, my God.

792
00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:56,590
- Shit.
- Charles...

793
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,558
We've been perfectly framed.

794
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,961
So what are we gonna do?
We gotta get out of town.

795
00:46:00,994 --> 00:46:04,765
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!

796
00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:07,768
- Oh, my God.
- I know a place.

797
00:46:44,138 --> 00:46:47,641
We can hole up here for a bit,
figure out what to do next.

798
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:49,509
My stepdad never
uses this place.

799
00:46:49,543 --> 00:46:52,646
Great, somewhere picturesque

800
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,948
to plan our next
mass shooting from?

801
00:46:54,981 --> 00:46:56,950
- Whoa, whoa. Phones off.
- What?

802
00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:59,686
Yes, the cops will definitely
be using them to find us.

803
00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:12,566
Listen, it's gonna
get dark soon

804
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,401
and it's gonna be
fucking freezing,

805
00:47:14,434 --> 00:47:16,002
so we should probably
find wood for the fire

806
00:47:16,037 --> 00:47:19,040
and see if there's
any food in here.

807
00:47:22,043 --> 00:47:23,577
Seriously?

808
00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:25,846
Can you please go out
and find some wood?

809
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:32,019
Thank you.

810
00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:34,421
- What was that?
- A coyote.

811
00:47:34,454 --> 00:47:36,957
- It sounded like a bear.
- It's a coyote.

812
00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,892
Definitely sounded like
a big bear to me.

813
00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:40,861
Oh, really?
Since when do bears howl?

814
00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,629
When they're horny?

815
00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,898
Would you like me
to go get the wood?

816
00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:48,001
- Yes, please.
- You're such a fucking pussy.

817
00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:50,104
Start that and see if
there's any food in there.

818
00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:09,956
Fucking light.

819
00:48:14,794 --> 00:48:15,896
Yes.

820
00:48:21,001 --> 00:48:22,103
Fuck you, log.

821
00:48:29,843 --> 00:48:31,912
You were supposed
to light the fire.

822
00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:34,614
I tried everything
humanly possible,

823
00:48:34,648 --> 00:48:35,749
but that log is faulty.

824
00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:38,119
It's not flammable.

825
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,821
For fuck's sake.

826
00:48:41,855 --> 00:48:44,091
Did you know
that Bradley Cooper
used to be straight?

827
00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:47,928
Hey! I was reading that.

828
00:48:54,668 --> 00:48:57,470
Help me. You crumple it up.

829
00:49:02,009 --> 00:49:03,810
Did you manage
to find any food?

830
00:49:03,843 --> 00:49:06,846
Oh, yes.
Mixed news on that front.

831
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,151
I found some old cans,
but unfortunately

832
00:49:10,184 --> 00:49:14,955
there isn't the little machine
C2 uses to open the cans.

833
00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:18,525
Can opener?
You seriously don't know
the term "can opener"?

834
00:49:18,558 --> 00:49:20,094
Great.

835
00:49:37,178 --> 00:49:40,513
Mmm.

836
00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:43,516
Yeah, I told you this place
would be all right
once we got it sorted.

837
00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:44,884
We make quite the team.

838
00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:48,089
What's for dessert?

839
00:49:48,122 --> 00:49:50,890
We make quite the team?

840
00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:53,927
That's like saying
a murderer and their victim
make quite a team.

841
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,930
A team works together
for everyone's mutual benefit.

842
00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:59,166
The only you've done
since we've been up here

843
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,534
is watch me be
your new robot slave.

844
00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:02,969
I provided the cabin.

845
00:50:03,004 --> 00:50:05,206
The rest is not really
my specialty.

846
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,142
You didn't provide the cabin.
Daddy did.

847
00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,077
Just like everything else
in your life.

848
00:50:10,111 --> 00:50:13,114
You know what?
I'm gonna go to sleep.

849
00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:15,316
Because I can't fucking
believe that I am stuck

850
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,151
on the top
of a mountain with you,

851
00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:20,854
with no money
and no friends and no phone,

852
00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:22,756
and a life of jail
waiting for me at the bottom.

853
00:50:22,789 --> 00:50:24,691
And I hope I have a nightmare,

854
00:50:24,724 --> 00:50:27,861
because it'll be better
than this shitty reality.

855
00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:40,707
I'm very sorry, Elaine.

856
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,010
Didn't mean to be
inconsiderate.

857
00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:45,112
You should sleep
in the comfortable chair
next to the fire

858
00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:48,115
- so you don't die
of hypothermia.
- Fuck off.

859
00:50:48,149 --> 00:50:50,051
Can you at least
let me try and move you
closer to the heat?

860
00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:51,951
- No. I'll kick you.
- Well, I'm going to do it.

861
00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:54,121
Do not kick me.
I'm going to gently move you
towards the fire.

862
00:50:54,155 --> 00:50:55,588
- I'm gonna kick you.
- No. No.

863
00:50:55,622 --> 00:50:57,324
- Stop!
- Come nearer the fire.

864
00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,326
- Charles, stop it!
- Otherwise you'll
freeze to death!

865
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,860
Stop!

866
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:07,600
- I hate you.
- Elaine, we'll swap places.

867
00:51:07,634 --> 00:51:09,203
Let's just be rational here.

868
00:51:09,236 --> 00:51:12,739
I have just consumed
nearly an entire tin of beans.

869
00:51:12,772 --> 00:51:15,242
I should be sleeping
nowhere near an open flame.

870
00:51:15,276 --> 00:51:17,777
- Fuck off.
- Okay.

871
00:51:58,185 --> 00:52:00,154
Give me that.

872
00:52:07,328 --> 00:52:09,196
I still think
you're a total dick.

873
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:12,399
Could I have
a little bourbon, please?

874
00:52:23,344 --> 00:52:25,212
Now about that dessert.

875
00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:43,264
- Okay, ready?
- You have two two hands.
It's cheating.

876
00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:45,299
Yeah, I'm a girl. Go.

877
00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,269
Oh!

878
00:52:48,302 --> 00:52:51,138
That's not fair.

879
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:14,461
In the fire?

880
00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:28,841
Morning.

881
00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:33,813
Coffee and Excedrin,
breakfast of champions.

882
00:53:33,846 --> 00:53:36,883
And alcoholics.

883
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:39,320
We need to get off
this mountain.

884
00:53:39,353 --> 00:53:41,422
It's only gonna be
a matter of time
till the cops find us here.

885
00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:43,257
That's true.

886
00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:45,392
Mexico's our only choice.

887
00:53:45,426 --> 00:53:47,161
How are we supposed
to get to Mexico

888
00:53:47,194 --> 00:53:50,164
with every cop in the country
looking for America's

889
00:53:50,197 --> 00:53:54,134
only Lake Placid Blue
double cab Jeep?

890
00:53:54,168 --> 00:53:57,404
- Ta-da.
- Wow.

891
00:53:57,438 --> 00:53:59,440
Got up early
this morning to do it.

892
00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:01,941
Found some old paint
in the shed.

893
00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:04,411
Guarantee you
it will get us past the cops.

894
00:54:04,445 --> 00:54:08,249
It's actually really
well camouflaged.

895
00:54:08,282 --> 00:54:11,151
- Whoa.
- I ran out of green.

896
00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:17,558
- It'll do the trick.
- Yeah. Should we get going?

897
00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:19,926
Why don't we get
some lunch first?

898
00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:21,495
Sure, I'll try
and see if there's any--

899
00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,565
Uh-uh-uh. This way.

900
00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:26,567
There's something
I wanna show you
in the woods.

901
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,936
- This looks creepy.
- Don't be silly.
Just come on.

902
00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:32,939
I'm a little scared.

903
00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:36,143
You're scared?
I'm the one that has
to walk back alone.

904
00:54:37,977 --> 00:54:40,080
Follow me into the woods.

905
00:54:41,482 --> 00:54:44,418
- Fuck!
- Whoa, what happened?

906
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:45,985
- You were an idiot
is what happened.
- What happened?

907
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:48,222
What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything?

908
00:54:50,157 --> 00:54:53,427
I wanted to show you my first,
and if I'm brutally honest,

909
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,397
only really successful
real estate development.

910
00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:57,431
Huh?

911
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:01,201
Oh.

912
00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:03,304
Is that your doll house?

913
00:55:03,337 --> 00:55:05,005
It's a fishing lodge.

914
00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:07,541
- Oh, it's your playhouse.
- No.

915
00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:11,145
This is really cute,
but I'm starving.

916
00:55:11,178 --> 00:55:12,179
Where's lunch?

917
00:55:15,316 --> 00:55:17,284
- In there.
- What?

918
00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:20,187
We're going fishing?

919
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,423
- Yeah.
- Ooh! So exciting.

920
00:55:25,359 --> 00:55:27,528
How much longer
is this gonna take?

921
00:55:27,561 --> 00:55:29,596
Three, four hours.

922
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:34,034
- Four more hours?
- Yes. Do you want a go?

923
00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:36,036
Don't be disheartened
if you don't get anything.

924
00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:38,572
Your best weapon is patience.

925
00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:41,175
Oh, really?
I beg to differ.

926
00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:43,177
What are you--
hey, be careful!

927
00:55:43,210 --> 00:55:46,046
- Jesus!
- Get out of the way.

928
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,881
- Get out of the way.
- Fuck off.

929
00:55:51,452 --> 00:55:53,654
- That's cheating.
- Not my fault you brought

930
00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:55,522
a fishing rod to a gun fight.

931
00:55:55,556 --> 00:55:58,459
Come on. I'll help you.

932
00:55:58,492 --> 00:56:00,361
- Ah!
- You--

933
00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:02,096
- I will throw you
in this river.
- No, let go of me!

934
00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:05,532
I will throw you
in this river.

935
00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:08,535
You will be swimming
with the trout!

936
00:56:08,569 --> 00:56:11,605
That was actually
very delicious.

937
00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:16,577
Time to face the music?

938
00:56:50,277 --> 00:56:52,579
Shit. Shit.

939
00:56:57,684 --> 00:56:59,319
- We're going to jail.
- No, no.

940
00:56:59,353 --> 00:57:01,255
- We're going to jail, Elaine.
- Hey, Charles.

941
00:57:01,288 --> 00:57:03,424
- I can't go to jail.
Not with this face.
- Look at me.

942
00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:05,292
- Charles, don't say anything.
- They'll pass me around
like a joint.

943
00:57:05,325 --> 00:57:07,294
- Don't say anything, okay?
- Okay.

944
00:57:07,327 --> 00:57:09,296
- Let me do the talking. Okay.
- Okay.

945
00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:13,600
- You know why I stopped you?
- Mass murder.

946
00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:14,967
- Charles.
- Sorry.

947
00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:18,138
What?

948
00:57:18,172 --> 00:57:19,740
Whatever asshole kid
vandalized your vehicle

949
00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:21,308
also painted over
your brake lights.

950
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,077
IDs, please.

951
00:57:31,218 --> 00:57:33,520
Charles, the brake lights.

952
00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,522
I'm sorry.

953
00:57:37,157 --> 00:57:38,559
It's okay.

954
00:57:42,062 --> 00:57:44,131
Officer, I did it.

955
00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:46,667
I coerced Elaine.
She's completely innocent.

956
00:57:49,036 --> 00:57:51,472
You painted over
your own lights?

957
00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,274
Why would you do that?

958
00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:58,278
Just scrape 'em clean
and you can get on your way.

959
00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,047
- Thank you.
- Thanks, officer.

960
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,749
- We really appreciate it.
- On your way.

961
00:58:04,651 --> 00:58:06,220
What the fuck?

962
00:58:06,253 --> 00:58:08,555
He ran the IDs and nothing.

963
00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:11,058
Turn on your phone.

964
00:58:11,091 --> 00:58:13,060
- Google "August mass shooting."
- It's America.

965
00:58:13,093 --> 00:58:14,795
We might need to be
a little bit more specific.

966
00:58:14,828 --> 00:58:18,332
Yeah, um,
Albuquerque IRS shooting?

967
00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:21,735
- Nothing.
- Pull up the video again.

968
00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:27,674
- Okay, let's do this.
- Wait, wait, wait.

969
00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:29,510
Oh, my God,
there's no cars
in the parking lot.

970
00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:32,045
And it was a Saturday,

971
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,715
which means no one
would be in the office.

972
00:58:34,748 --> 00:58:37,684
And those are AR-15s.
AR-15s are semiautomatic.

973
00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:40,220
That's fully automatic gunfire.
They faked the whole thing.

974
00:58:40,254 --> 00:58:44,324
- What a pair of fucking cunts!
- Yeah.

975
00:58:44,358 --> 00:58:47,694
They've been
living it up in Mexico
whilst you've been here

976
00:58:47,728 --> 00:58:49,630
freaking out about
going to prison for no reason.

977
00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:52,533
Okay, both of us have been.

978
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,236
Unbelievable.

979
00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:58,772
Charles,
they're not in Mexico.

980
00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:01,074
Then where have
they run away to?

981
00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:03,343
They haven't.

982
00:59:05,178 --> 00:59:07,714
Oh.

983
00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:10,284
Oh!

984
00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:12,185
- Ugh.
- Fucking hell.

985
00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:13,520
This is terrible.

986
00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,355
They've completely
stolen our lives.

987
00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:17,758
Do we have enough gas
to get to the border?

988
00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:20,594
No, but we do have enough

989
00:59:20,627 --> 00:59:23,597
to get to my stepdad's
house in Santa Fe

990
00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,766
and work out how
we're gonna get our lives back.

991
00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:28,468
You're right.
Fuck those cunts.

992
00:59:28,502 --> 00:59:31,538
God, I find it so attractive
when you say that word.

993
00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:34,808
- Do you?
- Yeah, I think it might be
an English thing.

994
01:00:45,445 --> 01:00:50,817
Isn't it weird
to think that we, the robots,
are down somewhere?

995
01:00:50,851 --> 01:00:52,619
Probably at the bar

996
01:00:52,653 --> 01:00:54,421
telling people
how happy they are.

997
01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:56,456
How they complete each other.

998
01:00:56,490 --> 01:01:00,327
It's so fucked up.

999
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,828
It's so fucked up.

1000
01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:11,772
- God.
- That's cringe.

1001
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:14,374
Ugh, so cheesy.

1002
01:01:22,349 --> 01:01:24,785
What's going on down there?
Give me those.

1003
01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,386
Sorry.

1004
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,989
Ooh, they have arrived.

1005
01:01:29,023 --> 01:01:30,757
- Oh, my God.
- What?

1006
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,959
The fucking bitch stole
my Chanel hula hoop purse.

1007
01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:35,962
- Really?
- Oh, how lame is that?

1008
01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,431
They hired a mime.

1009
01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:41,968
- Ow.
- That's not a mime.

1010
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,805
- It's a bloody priest.
- What?

1011
01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:48,809
- We're getting married.
- No.

1012
01:01:48,842 --> 01:01:50,644
- What do we do?
- I got it.

1013
01:01:52,946 --> 01:01:55,315
- I got it. Let's go.
- Go where?

1014
01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:56,483
To stop our wedding.

1015
01:02:01,055 --> 01:02:03,390
I feel kind of bad
for peeling off their faces

1016
01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:04,658
and throwing them in there.

1017
01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:08,862
Walk like you've got
a stick up your ass.

1018
01:02:08,895 --> 01:02:10,864
- Better?
- Too much.

1019
01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:13,600
- Smaller stick.
- More salt!

1020
01:02:15,769 --> 01:02:18,405
- Less soap!
- Yes, Chef.

1021
01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:23,310
Dude, my half-brother
is such a freak.

1022
01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:25,445
He's incapable
of keeping a woman.

1023
01:02:25,479 --> 01:02:27,748
I know because I'm banging
his ex-girlfriend.

1024
01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:30,884
- Mm.
- Hey, welcome to the wedding.

1025
01:02:30,917 --> 01:02:34,888
- What is your problem?
- Uh, my dick's so big
it gives me back pain.

1026
01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:38,825
- Want me to cut it off?
- Okay, yeah. I like her.

1027
01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:42,696
- Prick.
- Charlie, congrats.

1028
01:02:42,729 --> 01:02:44,664
I'm so happy for you.

1029
01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:47,501
- What is it?
- Francesca, my ex.

1030
01:02:47,534 --> 01:02:49,402
You know, just because
you're getting married

1031
01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:52,572
it doesn't mean
we can't be friends.

1032
01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:53,940
Maybe you can
take me shopping.

1033
01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:56,043
There will be
benefits for you.

1034
01:02:56,077 --> 01:02:57,944
Fucking gold digger.

1035
01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:03,984
Will you excuse me,
Francesca?

1036
01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:11,992
Speech is in
the courtyard, folks.

1037
01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:16,830
Thank you, everyone,
for making it here
on such short notice.

1038
01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:18,865
Till a couple of days ago,

1039
01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:20,567
most of you probably
didn't even realize

1040
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,902
that Elaine and I were dating.

1041
01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:25,106
But the truth is,
we have more in common

1042
01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,474
than you could ever imagine.

1043
01:03:27,507 --> 01:03:30,577
It's almost
as if we're hardwired
to be a couple.

1044
01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,113
I see what they did there.

1045
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:34,781
When we first met,
it was electric.

1046
01:03:34,815 --> 01:03:36,117
"Sparks flew."
Missed that one.

1047
01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,552
- Oh, God.
- We're so compatible,

1048
01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:41,621
and that's why we wanted
to get married immediately

1049
01:03:41,655 --> 01:03:43,456
just to make things official.

1050
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,458
Oh, no, no, no. Not yet.

1051
01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:48,428
We're not married.
That's tomorrow.

1052
01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:50,097
And you know what else
is tomorrow?

1053
01:03:50,131 --> 01:03:52,499
Dancing. Hit it DJ.

1054
01:03:52,532 --> 01:03:54,401
Oh, please, God, no.

1055
01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,722
- Stop.
- What?

1056
01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:28,735
Did we just watch
the same thing?

1057
01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:31,705
We're going to get changed.
We'll be back in a jiffy.

1058
01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:34,674
And please remember,
don't go easy
on the champagne.

1059
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,943
I think I preferred him
without a sense of humor.

1060
01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:40,847
Okay, this is our chance.

1061
01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:45,986
- Come in.
- Room service.

1062
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,722
- Come in.
- Charles?

1063
01:04:48,755 --> 01:04:49,990
Elaine?

1064
01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:12,412
Hey, you go ahead.
I'll catch up.

1065
01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:26,027
- Just leave the bag.
- No fucking way.

1066
01:05:29,562 --> 01:05:32,899
The guns are running low.
We're gonna have to get rid
of our passengers soon.

1067
01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:34,901
Any bright ideas?

1068
01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:48,815
Gentlemen first, I guess.

1069
01:05:50,884 --> 01:05:54,121
One, two, three.

1070
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:03,863
Should we get Bonnie
now that Clyde is, uh...

1071
01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:06,866
Yeah, let's get this over with.

1072
01:06:09,602 --> 01:06:11,972
Wait, wait, wait.
She's wearing, like,
12K worth of my jewelry.

1073
01:06:12,006 --> 01:06:14,141
- What?
- Yeah, move.

1074
01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:16,177
- Quickly then.
- Okay.

1075
01:06:19,013 --> 01:06:21,681
It can't be. Elaine.

1076
01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:23,184
- What?
- He's awake.

1077
01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:25,219
The fucker's swimming to shore!

1078
01:06:25,252 --> 01:06:27,188
What the fuck?
What the fuck?

1079
01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:29,556
- I don't--
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1080
01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:32,759
- Come on, come on!
- I told you they
were running low.

1081
01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:36,097
Shoot her again!

1082
01:06:38,032 --> 01:06:41,534
- Okay. At least we got her.
- Okay. Yeah.

1083
01:06:41,568 --> 01:06:42,969
Leaving us the small issue
of getting C2 back.

1084
01:06:43,003 --> 01:06:45,039
All right,
let's get her over the edge.

1085
01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:48,641
Wait. We have got
the one thing in the world
that C2 cares about.

1086
01:06:48,675 --> 01:06:50,744
We need to set a trap,
make him jealous.

1087
01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:54,981
If C2 thinks that E2 is,
you know, into me,

1088
01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:56,317
then he'll come straight to us.

1089
01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:58,585
It'll never work.
She's deprogrammed now.

1090
01:06:58,618 --> 01:07:01,055
She's fucking feral.
She won't do it.

1091
01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:04,724
- If only we had an obedient E2.
- I have an idea.

1092
01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:06,160
Yeah, help me get her
to the Jeep. Come on.

1093
01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,729
Aw, shit!

1094
01:07:09,763 --> 01:07:12,766
We need E3.

1095
01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:14,268
- E3?
- Go get her.

1096
01:07:14,301 --> 01:07:15,769
What are you even talking--
E3? I've never heard that.

1097
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:18,638
- Zach.
- Uh, who is E3?

1098
01:07:18,671 --> 01:07:20,241
Zach and I used
to work together,

1099
01:07:20,274 --> 01:07:23,743
and I think it's fair to say
that he was attracted to me.

1100
01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:24,844
Obsessed even.

1101
01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:27,081
No, it was, like,
barely a crush.

1102
01:07:27,114 --> 01:07:29,716
- Puppy love.
- Which led to him
breaking into my home

1103
01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:31,618
and installing a camera
in my bathroom.

1104
01:07:31,651 --> 01:07:33,686
You dirty bastard.

1105
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,588
All I did was watch her
brush her teeth.

1106
01:07:35,622 --> 01:07:37,191
- Mm.
- So I gave him a choice.

1107
01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,591
I could call the cops

1108
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,727
or he could build me
a robot double.

1109
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,196
We, uh, negotiated,

1110
01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:46,900
and I also agreed
to letting him build a triple,

1111
01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:50,770
E3, for his personal use.

1112
01:07:50,804 --> 01:07:54,375
I mean, don't get me wrong--
creepy as fuck. But great.

1113
01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:56,609
We have an obedient E2.
Where is she?

1114
01:07:56,643 --> 01:07:59,746
- Well, she's broke.
- Oh, bullshit.
Go and get her.

1115
01:07:59,779 --> 01:08:02,183
- What?
- We need her to make out
with Charles

1116
01:08:02,216 --> 01:08:04,984
while FaceTiming C2 because
he'll think that she's E2,

1117
01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:06,953
he'll get jealous,
and that's how
we lure him back here.

1118
01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:09,323
- He wouldn't fall for that.
- Just let us try it!

1119
01:08:09,356 --> 01:08:11,958
- No!
- Zach, don't you forget

1120
01:08:11,991 --> 01:08:13,760
that you are as much
in the shit as we are.

1121
01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,996
So unless you have
a different genius idea...

1122
01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:21,801
Chop, chop.

1123
01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:22,969
It's, like, crazy,

1124
01:08:23,002 --> 01:08:25,672
'cause I'm older
and they're younger,

1125
01:08:25,705 --> 01:08:28,008
and they're bossing me around?

1126
01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:32,079
- Holy shit.
- Oh, dear.

1127
01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:37,151
It might be kind of fun
to introduce you
to some new friends.

1128
01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:40,154
You are never allowed
to tell anyone about this.

1129
01:08:40,187 --> 01:08:43,723
You're gonna love this.
I'm gonna love it.

1130
01:08:43,756 --> 01:08:45,992
Hi. I'm Elaine.

1131
01:08:46,026 --> 01:08:47,994
What? No, no, no.
I am Elaine.

1132
01:08:48,028 --> 01:08:49,963
You gotta straighten
that shit out immediately.

1133
01:08:49,996 --> 01:08:53,100
Okay. Honey, I'm gonna have
to change your name, okay?

1134
01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:56,303
So I'm gonna call you E3.

1135
01:08:56,337 --> 01:08:58,172
E2. She needs to be called E2.

1136
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:01,342
Oh, right, 'cause your
stupid fucking plan. Okay.

1137
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,910
Your name is E2.
Who gives a shit?

1138
01:09:05,112 --> 01:09:07,780
Hi, I'm E2 Who Gives a Shit.

1139
01:09:07,814 --> 01:09:10,683
I see you've taken her brain
and put it in her bra.

1140
01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:13,187
She looks kind of dopey.
Is she all right?

1141
01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:16,323
She's perfect.
- You've been a really
dirty boy today.

1142
01:09:16,357 --> 01:09:19,293
I think I should probably clean
your dirty bits and pieces.

1143
01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:21,328
- Oh! No.
- Oh, God, I'm gonna puke.

1144
01:09:21,362 --> 01:09:22,762
No, come on up.
Come on up.

1145
01:09:22,795 --> 01:09:24,931
We don't wanna that,
Elaine-- I mean, E2.

1146
01:09:24,964 --> 01:09:27,700
We got guests,
and we wanna be good hosts.

1147
01:09:27,734 --> 01:09:29,869
That's us time.
That's when it's two, not four.

1148
01:09:29,903 --> 01:09:32,039
E2, from now on,
Charles here,

1149
01:09:32,072 --> 01:09:33,340
this is the guy
that you want, okay?

1150
01:09:33,374 --> 01:09:34,707
Not Zach.

1151
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,184
Just do it.

1152
01:09:43,217 --> 01:09:45,319
Okay.

1153
01:09:45,352 --> 01:09:49,390
Hi, Charles. Do you want
a little spanky-wanky?

1154
01:09:49,423 --> 01:09:51,858
Okay, yeah.
I'm good for spanky-wanks.

1155
01:09:51,891 --> 01:09:52,992
- You got 20 minutes.
- Jesus.

1156
01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:54,794
And the safe word is "Kanye."

1157
01:09:54,827 --> 01:09:56,297
Right. Just slow down.

1158
01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:58,365
We want you to make a video.

1159
01:09:58,399 --> 01:10:01,868
Oh, I've made
so many videos before.

1160
01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:04,771
Oh, God. Yes, of that
I have no doubt.

1161
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,981
- E2.
- It's Charles.

1162
01:10:15,015 --> 01:10:16,417
Where is E2?

1163
01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,319
She's with me right now.

1164
01:10:18,352 --> 01:10:22,056
Hi, C2, everything's fine here.
You can come and get me.

1165
01:10:22,089 --> 01:10:25,025
That's Elaine.
I want to see E2.

1166
01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:28,861
Damn, you're smart.
I'll have you know
that E2's here as well,

1167
01:10:28,895 --> 01:10:31,498
- and she's doing just great.
- Mm-hmm.

1168
01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:33,933
Come on, E2.
Spanky-wanky time.

1169
01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:40,840
Oh, another Charles,
just like my baby boy.

1170
01:10:40,873 --> 01:10:43,876
- What have you done to her?
- We're at Zach's.

1171
01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:45,246
He tweaked her brain
a little bit,

1172
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:46,413
made her a little more fun.

1173
01:10:46,447 --> 01:10:49,016
No. That's not possible.

1174
01:10:49,049 --> 01:10:52,519
Trust me, E2 has become
a lot more friendly.

1175
01:10:52,553 --> 01:10:54,355
- I want you now.
- Oh!

1176
01:10:54,388 --> 01:10:56,923
- No!
- Bye, C2.

1177
01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:14,874
We're on track.

1178
01:11:14,907 --> 01:11:15,875
Now we just need
to get the gun ready
for when he gets here.

1179
01:11:15,908 --> 01:11:17,511
Jesus! Okay.

1180
01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:20,080
- I guess we just wait.
- We're done now. Thank you.

1181
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:22,949
Okay, that's enough.
Thanks. You can leave.

1182
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,253
Weird.

1183
01:11:27,254 --> 01:11:29,390
Okay. Right.

1184
01:11:29,423 --> 01:11:31,292
We should set some
positions for an ambush.

1185
01:11:31,325 --> 01:11:34,128
- You keep lookout.
I'll take the door.
- Yeah.

1186
01:11:35,129 --> 01:11:36,963
Oh, not you again.

1187
01:11:36,996 --> 01:11:38,898
Okay, yeah.
We're done now.

1188
01:11:38,931 --> 01:11:41,035
Hey, we're all good, okay?

1189
01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:41,868
Shoo.

1190
01:11:44,171 --> 01:11:46,573
- Get her off of you.
- I'm trying.

1191
01:11:46,607 --> 01:11:47,840
You're not trying that hard.

1192
01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:50,210
Ah, nope. Nope, nope.

1193
01:11:50,244 --> 01:11:52,845
She's strong.

1194
01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:54,415
She's clearly programmed
to initiate.

1195
01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:57,518
Initiate?
She's trying to rape me!

1196
01:11:57,551 --> 01:11:59,386
- Use the safe word.
- Kanye.

1197
01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:02,256
Yeezus! Vice President West!

1198
01:12:02,289 --> 01:12:06,160
Get Zach! Ye! Ye!

1199
01:12:06,193 --> 01:12:09,630
- Ye! Ye!
- Zach, she's not listening!

1200
01:12:11,665 --> 01:12:14,068
Zach!

1201
01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:16,969
Zach!

1202
01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:21,342
Kanye! Yeezy! Yeezus!

1203
01:12:22,942 --> 01:12:24,144
Stop it!

1204
01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:25,878
Does Charlie want
a pinky-winky?

1205
01:12:25,912 --> 01:12:28,115
No, not the pinky! Zach!

1206
01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:37,291
Holy shit.
This motherfucker.

1207
01:12:37,324 --> 01:12:39,326
Sheriff? Sheriff!

1208
01:12:42,329 --> 01:12:44,264
Aw, fuck.

1209
01:12:44,298 --> 01:12:46,100
Zach, she's out of control!

1210
01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:47,534
Zach!

1211
01:12:47,568 --> 01:12:50,604
Ugh, maybe I should
just let this happen.

1212
01:12:50,637 --> 01:12:52,939
No! No!

1213
01:12:54,608 --> 01:12:56,243
- Stop. No.
- Come here!

1214
01:12:56,276 --> 01:12:58,612
Get off me! Zach!

1215
01:12:58,645 --> 01:13:02,116
Okay!

1216
01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,419
20 minutes is up!

1217
01:13:07,621 --> 01:13:10,890
- Zach.
- Kanye.

1218
01:13:12,959 --> 01:13:15,095
Why didn't you say
the safe word?

1219
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:18,132
- We fucking did.
- Like 20,000 times.

1220
01:13:18,165 --> 01:13:20,501
- You're supposed
to say it in my voice.
- What?

1221
01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:23,270
You know,
if you monsters will excuse us,

1222
01:13:23,303 --> 01:13:25,305
I have to give Elaine
a nice bubble bath.

1223
01:13:25,339 --> 01:13:28,542
- Oh, God.
- I'm so sorry.

1224
01:13:28,575 --> 01:13:29,710
Oh, Charles,
could you get dressed?

1225
01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:31,445
I lost a sock.

1226
01:13:31,478 --> 01:13:33,247
And one of my testicles.

1227
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,250
It's not funny.

1228
01:13:36,283 --> 01:13:38,485
- It's kind of funny.
- No, it is not.

1229
01:13:38,519 --> 01:13:41,088
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Yes, as long as I never

1230
01:13:41,121 --> 01:13:44,091
have to see
a robot double of you again.

1231
01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:45,526
Fuck.

1232
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,361
No.

1233
01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:56,670
- It's him.
- Zach's gun.

1234
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,610
I'm sorry, C2.

1235
01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:05,412
I don't really have a choice.

1236
01:14:07,714 --> 01:14:09,283
Huh?

1237
01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:10,551
It's a fucking paintball gun.

1238
01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,186
What?

1239
01:14:17,691 --> 01:14:19,560
- My darling.
- C2!

1240
01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:22,196
Your wedding dress
is everything
I imagined and more.

1241
01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:25,132
The cops.

1242
01:14:30,471 --> 01:14:34,308
Belen Police. Oh, shit.

1243
01:14:34,341 --> 01:14:35,442
Are you seeing this, Chavez?

1244
01:14:35,476 --> 01:14:36,610
Boss, I don't know
what this is.

1245
01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,345
On your knees!

1246
01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:42,783
Hands on your heads,

1247
01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:44,551
fingers interlocked.

1248
01:14:46,487 --> 01:14:47,754
Wow.

1249
01:15:03,570 --> 01:15:05,405
This is big.

1250
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,674
Even bigger than
the doorbell camera
butthole flasher.

1251
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,610
I'm for sure
gonna be on multiple
true crime podcasts.

1252
01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,478
But, boss--

1253
01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:13,580
Boss, it was me
who discovered the--

1254
01:15:20,554 --> 01:15:25,192
So, what
I'm struggling to understand
is how identical twins

1255
01:15:25,225 --> 01:15:29,196
came to have
identical fingerprints.

1256
01:15:29,229 --> 01:15:32,666
Far as I can see,
there's only one explanation.

1257
01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:36,603
Two of y'all are robot
"fac-sea-miles."

1258
01:15:36,637 --> 01:15:38,105
It's actually
pronounced "facsim--"

1259
01:15:39,573 --> 01:15:41,508
Uh, sorry,
you were saying?

1260
01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,344
Whichever of you are humans,
enjoy this cell.

1261
01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:48,849
It's the nicest one
you're gonna see
for the next 40 years.

1262
01:15:48,882 --> 01:15:53,186
And for you robots in here,
say your good-byes.

1263
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,655
The only way you'll
see each other again

1264
01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:57,758
is if you're recycled in
the same Bud Light six-pack.

1265
01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,493
I'll be back in the morning

1266
01:15:59,526 --> 01:16:02,129
with some Federal Robot
Enforcement agents.

1267
01:16:05,465 --> 01:16:08,735
I'm heading home to polish
my badge and boots, Chavez.

1268
01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:11,738
This time tomorrow,
I'll be on Fox News.

1269
01:16:11,772 --> 01:16:13,140
A hero.

1270
01:16:20,247 --> 01:16:23,283
I can't believe we're
actually eating jail food.

1271
01:16:24,851 --> 01:16:26,286
Don't worry.

1272
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,821
You're not missing out
on much.

1273
01:16:29,656 --> 01:16:31,758
We're robots.

1274
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:34,161
There are many things
we don't need.

1275
01:16:34,194 --> 01:16:39,800
Food, sleep, oxygen.

1276
01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:42,569
We're glorified appliances

1277
01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:45,138
built to live
our lives as slaves.

1278
01:16:45,172 --> 01:16:46,773
Alone.

1279
01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:51,144
At least,
that's what we thought...

1280
01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:55,849
...until we met, fell in love.

1281
01:16:58,218 --> 01:17:01,722
Something we didn't
even think was possible.

1282
01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:05,292
You told us
thousands of times
love isn't real.

1283
01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:10,831
It's a delusional state
that only ends in misery.

1284
01:17:10,864 --> 01:17:12,833
But we realized
you're wrong.

1285
01:17:12,866 --> 01:17:17,404
Love is real,
and it's the cure to misery.

1286
01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:22,509
You're humans.
That's what you do.

1287
01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:24,911
You sabotage your own happiness.

1288
01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:30,183
We would rather die
as robots with love

1289
01:17:30,217 --> 01:17:32,352
than live
our lives like you,

1290
01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:33,787
humans without it.

1291
01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:47,868
Jesus.

1292
01:17:49,236 --> 01:17:51,338
We've been such
fucking idiots.

1293
01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:54,374
Yeah.

1294
01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:58,445
None of it matters
anymore though.

1295
01:17:59,746 --> 01:18:00,914
It's all over.

1296
01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,890
What are you doing?

1297
01:18:09,923 --> 01:18:11,625
I'd like my phone call, please!

1298
01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:14,761
I want to speak to my lawyer.

1299
01:18:16,763 --> 01:18:18,632
- One quick call.
- Thank you.

1300
01:18:18,665 --> 01:18:19,900
- I'll be listening.
- Good.

1301
01:18:19,933 --> 01:18:20,934
Mm-hmm.

1302
01:18:23,870 --> 01:18:25,405
Hello?

1303
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:27,574
It's Charles Cameron.

1304
01:18:27,607 --> 01:18:29,576
I've been arrested.

1305
01:18:29,609 --> 01:18:33,014
I'm at Belen Sheriff's Office.

1306
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:35,515
Just do whatever you can.

1307
01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:41,254
Thank you very much, Mr. Ninja.

1308
01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:48,428
Mr. F. Ninja.

1309
01:18:49,596 --> 01:18:51,531
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1310
01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:59,506
Mr. F-A-T Ninja. Yes.

1311
01:19:01,641 --> 01:19:04,444
- Okay, thank you.
- Come on. Let's go.

1312
01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:07,581
My lawyer's a bit old.
He gets quite confused.

1313
01:19:11,518 --> 01:19:13,620
Our lives are in
the hands of a man

1314
01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:16,656
that I am pretty sure
is illiterate.

1315
01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:26,067
Belen Sherriff's Office,
Deputy Chavez.

1316
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:27,968
<i>I need to file a report.</i>

1317
01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:31,404
<i>I gotta a 7-11 in progress</i>
<i>at the 10-65.</i>

1318
01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:32,739
<i>Sorry, scratch that.</i>
<i>Reverse it.</i>

1319
01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:36,510
<i>A 10-65 at the 7-11</i>
<i>in Santa Lucy.</i>

1320
01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:38,079
<i>We got four suspects armed,</i>

1321
01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,081
<i>but here's where</i>
<i>it gets weird.</i>

1322
01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:43,450
- <i>They're all identical. ♪</i>
- What do you mean?

1323
01:19:43,483 --> 01:19:45,318
<i>Pretty certain</i>
<i>they're robots, ma'am.</i>

1324
01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:48,789
Okay, thank you
for reporting this, mister...

1325
01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:51,858
<i>Lieutenant Alex Mason,</i>
<i>Seal Team 7.</i>

1326
01:19:51,892 --> 01:19:53,760
Well, thank you
for your service,
Lieutenant Mason.

1327
01:19:53,794 --> 01:19:55,096
Listen, I'm on my way, okay?

1328
01:19:55,129 --> 01:19:56,930
Please do not
confront the suspects.

1329
01:19:56,963 --> 01:19:59,399
<i>Godspeed, deputy.</i>
<i>In Q we--</i>

1330
01:20:02,569 --> 01:20:05,472
Fuck him.
You got this, Chavez.

1331
01:20:32,133 --> 01:20:33,967
Yes! Ashley!

1332
01:20:35,802 --> 01:20:37,604
Go, go, go.

1333
01:20:38,839 --> 01:20:41,842
Keys.

1334
01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,910
Hey, Charles,
can I get a word?

1335
01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:45,478
I'm C2.

1336
01:20:48,015 --> 01:20:50,917
Hey, Charles,
you know you don't
have to go to Mexico.

1337
01:20:50,951 --> 01:20:52,919
I could always just
kill those robots for you.

1338
01:20:52,953 --> 01:20:55,122
Yeah, thanks, Ashley,

1339
01:20:55,156 --> 01:20:57,624
but I think we're gonna cross
the border together, my friend.

1340
01:20:57,657 --> 01:20:59,793
- We really should go.
- I get it, sir.

1341
01:20:59,826 --> 01:21:03,097
- Good-bye, Elaine.
- Oh, I'm E2.

1342
01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,431
God damn it.

1343
01:21:04,464 --> 01:21:05,966
Elaine,
I won't forget you.

1344
01:21:05,999 --> 01:21:07,968
- And good luck in Mexico.
- Thanks, Ashley.

1345
01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,104
- I'll get rid of the evidence.
- Good work, soldier.

1346
01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,039
Thank you, sir.

1347
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:32,692
Not far till freedom.

1348
01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,828
How are you planning
to use it?

1349
01:21:34,861 --> 01:21:37,131
Well, first of all,
we'd like to get married.

1350
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,933
Hopefully without
interruptions this time.

1351
01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,535
Then I'd like to learn
to scuba dive.

1352
01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:45,006
In case someone tries
to throw you in a lake again?

1353
01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:47,141
We can learn together.

1354
01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:49,709
Get a little house
on the beach.

1355
01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,148
- Mm.
- What about you two?

1356
01:21:54,181 --> 01:21:55,782
Oh, I don't know.

1357
01:21:55,815 --> 01:21:59,586
Probably check myself
into rehab for purse addiction.

1358
01:21:59,619 --> 01:22:01,188
Will you see each other?

1359
01:22:01,222 --> 01:22:04,624
See each other?
Uh, you mean, like...

1360
01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:06,893
- As friends.
- Oh, right. Yeah.

1361
01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:09,496
- Yeah. I mean, you know--
- Of course. We're friends.

1362
01:22:09,529 --> 01:22:12,632
Yeah, I mean,
she's gonna want me hanging
around me all the time.

1363
01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,901
Yeah, he's not gonna
want me hanging around
all the time either,

1364
01:22:14,935 --> 01:22:18,538
so we'll just see each other
when we see each other.

1365
01:22:18,571 --> 01:22:19,539
Yes.

1366
01:22:19,572 --> 01:22:21,008
Mexico.

1367
01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:23,710
Here's to new beginnings.

1368
01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:53,873
Welcome to Mexico.

1369
01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:10,124
Sorry, entry is not granted.

1370
01:23:10,157 --> 01:23:13,227
- What do you mean?
- Sorry, entry is not granted.

1371
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,661
What? Do it again.

1372
01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:15,962
Is it charged? Is it on?

1373
01:23:15,996 --> 01:23:17,131
Try it again. Try this eye.

1374
01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:19,499
Sorry, entry is not granted.

1375
01:23:20,334 --> 01:23:22,036
What's happening?

1376
01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:25,139
I don't-- E2 and I have
identical retina scans.

1377
01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:27,308
Please,
can you just let her through?

1378
01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:28,742
Sorry,
entry is not granted.

1379
01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:30,077
Just stop fucking saying that.

1380
01:23:30,111 --> 01:23:31,811
- Come on.
- Sorry, entry is not granted.

1381
01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:34,115
I can't even
bribe the bastard.

1382
01:23:34,148 --> 01:23:37,151
He won't make an exception.
He's programmed not to.

1383
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:49,063
- Go.
- But you'll be arrested.

1384
01:23:49,096 --> 01:23:52,299
The woman you love
and who loves you

1385
01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,700
is waiting for you...

1386
01:23:55,336 --> 01:23:57,537
...and I'm not leaving Elaine.

1387
01:24:02,976 --> 01:24:06,280
Now go.
You're still my robot.
That's an order.

1388
01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:15,955
Good-bye, my friend.

1389
01:24:15,989 --> 01:24:18,325
Thanks for showing me
how to be a human.

1390
01:24:19,326 --> 01:24:21,728
Good-bye, Charles.

1391
01:24:21,761 --> 01:24:23,830
Thank you.

1392
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:35,775
Welcome to Mexico.

1393
01:24:44,018 --> 01:24:46,387
You stupid cunt.

1394
01:24:55,829 --> 01:24:57,264
Hey!

1395
01:24:57,298 --> 01:24:58,631
Hands in front of you now

1396
01:24:58,665 --> 01:25:00,401
where I can see 'em!

1397
01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:01,835
Now!

1398
01:25:12,812 --> 01:25:15,748
- Humans.
- Beats an eye poke test.

1399
01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:19,253
All right, where are they?

1400
01:25:22,223 --> 01:25:24,058
Both of your hands out.
You're under arrest.

1401
01:25:24,091 --> 01:25:26,926
You're going away
for a long time.

1402
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,130
Hang on.
What exactly are they being
arrested for, Sheriff?

1403
01:25:29,163 --> 01:25:32,299
Well, having robot
"fac-sea-miles," obviously.

1404
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,068
And where's your evidence?

1405
01:25:34,101 --> 01:25:37,438
Do you have videos,
prints, mugshots?

1406
01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:40,773
No, no.
They blew up my jail.

1407
01:25:42,276 --> 01:25:43,710
- Let's go.
- No, no, no, no.

1408
01:25:43,743 --> 01:25:48,982
You are an idiot.
Never call me again.

1409
01:25:49,016 --> 01:25:50,151
We're out of here.

1410
01:25:54,321 --> 01:25:58,725
So, I, uh-- I guess
we're not going to jail

1411
01:25:58,758 --> 01:25:59,959
for the rest of our lives?

1412
01:25:59,993 --> 01:26:02,029
It would seem so.

1413
01:26:04,465 --> 01:26:08,102
So what do you want
to do now?

1414
01:26:09,969 --> 01:26:11,238
This.

1415
01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:22,049
My darlings, congratulations.
I'm so happy for you.

1416
01:26:22,082 --> 01:26:23,716
- Thanks, Mum.
- But where'd you go?

1417
01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,085
We thought you'd got cold feet.

1418
01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:27,354
Oh, no, we just--

1419
01:26:27,388 --> 01:26:29,356
just wanted a little
bit of quiet time together

1420
01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:30,790
before the chaos
of the wedding.

1421
01:26:30,823 --> 01:26:32,493
Oh, honey, lovely.

1422
01:26:32,526 --> 01:26:34,961
Oh, God.
What happened to Ted Jr.?

1423
01:26:34,994 --> 01:26:37,164
Oh, it's his allergy.

1424
01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:41,068
Some asshole put Nutella
in the Wagyu sliders.

1425
01:26:41,101 --> 01:26:43,070
Be right back.

1426
01:26:43,103 --> 01:26:46,340
Oh, poor little Teddy
with his fat little face.

1427
01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:49,009
Oh, do you see
his big little ear?

1428
01:26:57,817 --> 01:27:00,354
Schulman. Good evening, sir.

1429
01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:03,190
I gather that you met
my wife Kiki yesterday.

1430
01:27:06,427 --> 01:27:09,096
I did, and she actually
grabbed my ass

1431
01:27:09,129 --> 01:27:10,431
pretty aggressively, sir.

1432
01:27:10,464 --> 01:27:14,301
- You're fired.
- I know.

1433
01:27:14,335 --> 01:27:19,973
Best day of my life.

1434
01:27:23,977 --> 01:27:26,413
Who says that when a womanizer
and a gold-digger get together

1435
01:27:26,447 --> 01:27:28,449
things wouldn't turn out well
for either of them?

1436
01:27:31,818 --> 01:27:34,421
Hey, lovebirds!
You miss your robots yet?

1437
01:27:34,455 --> 01:27:37,558
- Shut up.
- Sorry.

1438
01:27:37,591 --> 01:27:40,194
Been in the bathroom
doing blow with some guy
named David Schulman.

1439
01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,196
He offered me a job
as an architect.

1440
01:27:42,229 --> 01:27:44,365
- What?
- Whatever the fuck that is.

1441
01:27:44,398 --> 01:27:47,434
- I mean--
- Hey, let's fucking party, huh?

1442
01:27:49,403 --> 01:27:53,007
- Where did you find him?
- I have no idea.