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It gives me great pride
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to complete the work
of securing our southern border.
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When this project started,
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over 11 million people
lived here illegally.
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Well, we've not only
got rid of them,
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but this beautiful wall
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will ensure that
they can never return.
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- Yeah!
- Yes!
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We got 'em.
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Credit should also go
to the Tesla Corporation,
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who ten years ago
created the wonderful robots
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who now do the tasks
the illegals once did,
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but without robbing and raping
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decent Americans in the process,
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or complaining
when they're disposed of.
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( cheering )
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( music playing )
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Yes! USA!
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♪ Oh, the boll weevil
am the little brown bug ♪
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- USA!
- ♪ Come from Mexico ♪
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♪ They say, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Come all the way to Texas ♪
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♪ Looking for a place
to stay ♪
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♪ Just looking for a home ♪
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♪ Just looking for a home ♪
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♪ Now, the first time
I seen the boll weevil ♪
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♪ He's a-sitting
on the square ♪
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♪ Next time
I see the boll weevil ♪
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♪ He's got all
his family there ♪
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♪ Just looking for a home ♪
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Happy skating.
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Oh! Ah!
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- Oh, my God!
- Bugger!
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- Are you okay?
- ( pants, grunts )
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- Here, let me help you.
- Thank you.
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Oh. Oof.
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My God, you're beautiful.
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So sorry.
That's so inappropriate.
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I might be a little dazed.
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I'm Charles, by the way.
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- It's okay. I'm Emily.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
Let's get you off the ice.
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Yes. Oh! Thank you.
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- May I?
- Oh.
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Thank you.
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Trash can...
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( whirring, sputtering )
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Trash can...
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Nice day. Day nice.
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- ( continues sputtering )
- ( whistles )
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- Good morning, Jane.
- Good morning, Charles.
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Looking radiant as ever.
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- ( knocking on door )
- Hey, Charles.
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Hi, Dad.
Scottsdale's looking good.
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I managed to get around
the atrium acoustics issue
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which was holding us up
for the permit.
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- Great job, son.
- And I got these for mum.
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Aw, well, why don't you
give them to her yourself?
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She's making lasagna
this evening.
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I'd love to, but it's
date number four with Emily,
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and I think
she might be the one.
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That's great.
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You know, at the risk
of sounding patronizing,
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the change in you
this past year
has been incredible.
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Thanks, Dad.
I really managed to pull myself
out of a dark period.
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You still think about her?
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- Francesca?
- Mm.
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- God, no.
- Well, that's the spirit.
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- And to think--
- Hey, Pop, I need you.
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'Sup, half-bro. Pop?
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Yeah, Charles
has a new girlfriend.
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- It's pretty serious.
- Wow.
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I look forward to
meeting her brains out.
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- Pop, come on.
- See you later, Charles.
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Nice.
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I don't want
this evening to end.
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Come back to my place.
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I'd like nothing more,
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but I really want
our first time to be special.
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- Tonight.
- Tomorrow.
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I promise.
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( video game gunfire )
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I saw Emily after work.
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She wanted me to go back
to her place.
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I got you a Lotaburger
on the way home.
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Would you like me
to remove the vegetables
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- and transfer it to a plate?
- Fuck's sake!
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- ( "Reveille" playing )
- Ugh.
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Thanks to you,
that's now 50,001 Americans
killed in North Korea.
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Put yourself on
deprogram now, C2.
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Yes, Charles.
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- May I?
- Oh.
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C2, what is the point of me
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committing random acts
of kindness
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if they're not
put on social media
for the whole world to see?
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Well, Charles,
altruism is an integral
virtue of any society.
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Altruism doesn't get you laid
if nobody knows about it.
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Right, let's see what else
you 9/11-ed today.
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I don't want
this evening to end.
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- Nice.
- Come back to my place.
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How many dates to reel
this one in?
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Just four, Charles.
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Those ice skating chicks
are the best.
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Yes, Emily is fascinating.
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She majored in Econ at Tufts
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and is a connoisseur
of classic cinema,
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in particular,
the oeuvre of Adam Sandler.
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That's not what I meant.
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I had you built
specifically to spare me
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from the tedium of dating.
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I'm interested in women
for one thing
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and one thing only.
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Reporter: Thomas Newton,
a systems analyst for Raytheon,
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was today sentenced
to 28 years in prison
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after authorities discovered
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he had an illegal
robot double of himself.
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Strictly prohibited
for civilian ownership,
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it is long been rumored
that advanced android clones
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are available
on the black market.
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Suspicions were first aroused
when 58-year-old Newton,
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a keen amateur runner,
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broke the world marathon record
in Ohio last June...
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- You hear that, dummy?
- Yes, Charles.
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We'll need to be more careful.
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No leaving the house
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at the same time, understood?
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Yes, Charles.
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Now shut your mouth.
I need to pee.
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Yes, Charles.
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Good evening, Miss Denholm.
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Would you like to have
the most incredible sex with me?
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Ha! Indeed I would, kind sir.
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The most incredible sex ever!
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Your wish is my command.
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( grunting )
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( groans )
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Oh.
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That was amazing.
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Nothing beats good sex, right?
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Totally.
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( clears throat )
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Well, I should be leaving.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?
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Well, when can I see you again?
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Let me see.
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How are you for October 17th?
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That's a month from now.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Let's do November.
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Bye.
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Directions to ice rink.
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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Stupid fucking idiot.
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Charles.
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Sorry, I wasn't looking
where I was going.
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- Are you okay? Are you okay?
- Yeah, fine.
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- Thanks. Bye.
- Oh!
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- ( grunts )
- Ooh.
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Here. It's my fault.
Let me help you up.
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Thank you.
I'm Charles, by the way.
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Yes, you said. Charles,
the stupid fucking idiot.
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I'm Elaine,
the bigger fucking idiot.
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Well, we took quite a tumble.
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We should get off the ice,
regroup.
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- Yeah. Coffee?
- Yeah.
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Shall we?
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- C2?
- Hello, Charles.
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Per your instructions,
I de-fuzzed the peaches
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and arranged
your low-rise briefs
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- by cotton thread count.
- Thanks.
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I've just been ice skating
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and had the best time ever.
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Ice skating again?
Isn't that a girls' thing?
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Which is why it's also
a Charles thing.
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200 penguins
to just one polar bear,
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who bumped into
the most incredible girl,
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and for once
she asked for my number.
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Well, I'm glad you've met
a nice young lady.
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Speaking of which, number five,
Abby from Desert View texted
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saying she'd like you
to meet her parents.
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That's nice.
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Dump her. Nicely.
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By text.
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This new girl
is different level.
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I need you completely focused on
getting her horizontal for me.
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It's a good day, C2.
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Indeed it is, Charles.
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Hold my taco.
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May I?
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( trumpeting )
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( bell rings )
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♪ I see scenes
from broken dreams ♪
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♪ There's nobody
at the wheel ♪
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♪ You pick me up
from the cold, wet floor ♪
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♪ Your shadow looks
so surreal ♪
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♪ Tell me your dreams,
tell me your dreams ♪
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- ♪ I wanna believe ♪
- ( gasps )
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- ♪ I just want more ♪
- Ooh.
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- You like it?
- I love it.
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♪ These days
will only come for you ♪
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Oh, Charles.
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♪ Build up the way
I feel for you ♪
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♪ I feel the days
start forming ♪
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( gasps )
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♪ Straight lines
that curve out wide ♪
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♪ I'll walk with you,
I follow slow ♪
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♪ We'll follow birds
that fly ♪
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♪ To New Mexico ♪
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I've never felt this way
about a girl before.
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I just don't want
the night to end.
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I feel the same way.
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I'd love for you
to come back to my place...
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...but I want our first time
to be really special,
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so let's wait until tomorrow.
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Yes. Tomorrow.
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I want it to be special, too.
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( muted clattering )
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C2?
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Man: FBI!
Place your hands above your head
where I can see them.
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We have reason to believe
you are concealing
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an illegal robot
"fac-sea-mile" of yourself.
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- Fuck off, Ashley.
- Ah, shit.
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- How'd you know it was me?
- No creature brighter
than a quadruped
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pronounces the word
"facsimile"
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"fac-sea-mile,"
let alone an FBI agent.
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Just get inside or else
the real feds are gonna show.
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Why the fuck are you here?
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Oh, I was just in your sector.
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You know, figured
I'd see if you need me
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to pick any more shit
at Trader Joe's.
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If I required your services,
I would get you on the app.
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- You're bored.
- God, you need to get
a real job.
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Ain't nobody hiring for shit.
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You know what the guy
at GNC told me?
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"Unqualified."
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Motherfucker,
I know good nutrition.
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Well, well, well,
if it isn't C2-D2.
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Bleep, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop.
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- I am a robot. I am a robot.
- Hello, Ashley. How are you?
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Oh, you know,
every day a step closer
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to sucking dick for McNuggets.
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I'm very sorry to hear that.
I can empathize.
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Oh, really?
You can empathize?
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Let me tell you something,
you toaster.
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I voted red
to kick the illegals
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who were stealing our jobs
out of the country.
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And you know what? It worked.
They were all deported.
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But then you fucking robots
immigrated here
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and made it worse
by doing the same job
for zero wages.
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Well, actually robots
aren't immigrants.
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"Well, robots aren't
actually immigrants."
255
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:18,162
I fought for this country,
okay?
256
00:14:18,197 --> 00:14:20,329
When I was the real Fat Ninja,
257
00:14:20,364 --> 00:14:23,629
I single-handedly hunted down
King Dong Un, okay?
258
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:26,071
I pulled his little ass
out of a foxhole
259
00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:28,436
and dumped his corpse
in the Korean ocean.
260
00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,603
No, you didn't.
You were an Army chef.
261
00:14:30,638 --> 00:14:32,671
And you know what
I came home to?
262
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,983
Nothing. No gratitude,
no respect, and no job.
263
00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:40,679
All because of you,
you fuckless Roomba.
264
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,516
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
265
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,716
You have crossed a line,
my friend.
266
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,159
C2, bless his
little 12-volt heart,
is literally a slave.
267
00:14:48,194 --> 00:14:50,128
If he wasn't emotionally
deprogrammed every night,
268
00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:53,065
he'd soon willingly
self-deport himself to Mexico.
269
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,529
Robots have equal rights
to humans there.
270
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:58,400
They can live in freedom.
Do you read anything?
271
00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:01,139
No, I don't fucking read.
272
00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:03,207
I'm just fucking around.
You know I love you guys.
273
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:05,308
You guys are like my brothers.
Come on, bring it in.
274
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,179
Ah, look at us.
We're like triplets.
275
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:10,676
Ooh, lipstick!
276
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,579
Elaine, yes.
How did it go tonight?
277
00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:15,285
- Elaine is ready.
- Nice work, C2.
278
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,156
She'd like to see you
tomorrow night.
She wrote down her address.
279
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:21,995
Looks like Charlie's
about to pull the pin
on a fuck grenade.
280
00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,359
Ooh, yeah!
281
00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:25,097
- ( grunting )
- Really?
282
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,165
Ashley,
please remove your groin
from my rectal area.
283
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,169
This fucking pervert
just said "rectal."
284
00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:33,600
That's enough, you freak.
Get out of here.
285
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:36,603
And take this.
I'm officially in a good mood.
286
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:38,770
I couldn't possibly.
Thank you so much, brother.
287
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,147
What a charming gentleman.
288
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:45,315
Elaine. Nice work.
289
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:55,996
( sighs )
290
00:15:57,296 --> 00:15:59,362
I'm home!
291
00:15:59,397 --> 00:16:01,364
You can start up again.
292
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:04,565
( whirring )
293
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,508
This Charles guy
really wants to bang me,
294
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:16,148
so you'll have to take over
tomorrow night, too.
295
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,118
Yes, Elaine. Anything new
I should know about him?
296
00:16:19,153 --> 00:16:21,516
Not really.
Except he is up
for a promotion,
297
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,156
so tomorrow should be worth
at least a Rolex.
298
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:27,522
And he's so perfect
it's almost boring.
299
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,128
Let me see your nails.
300
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:32,164
Yeah, get those filled
and wear my La Perla.
301
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,364
Any messages
from the other guys?
302
00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:35,794
Number eight, Richard called.
303
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,169
He said he can't stretch
304
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,500
to getting you
a Birkin bag this month,
305
00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,238
but would love
to have dinner on Friday.
306
00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:41,701
Elaine: Richard.
307
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,573
Four months, $6,200.
308
00:16:45,608 --> 00:16:48,510
That's only 200 bucks
a bang with you.
309
00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:50,380
Dump him. Kindly.
310
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:51,678
- By text.
- Yes, Elaine.
311
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:54,219
Oh, and David Laing
sold another house.
312
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,847
So when you've finished
ironing my underwear,
313
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,289
I'll need you to go out
and bang him too.
314
00:16:58,324 --> 00:17:00,621
- Yes, Elaine.
- Great. Thank you!
315
00:17:03,626 --> 00:17:06,396
- What time do I have to
be here tomorrow?
- 6:30.
316
00:17:06,431 --> 00:17:08,596
6:30?
317
00:17:08,631 --> 00:17:11,203
But you'd never get back in time
from work for us to swap.
318
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,502
I'm sorry, Charles.
I just thought that--
319
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:16,736
No, you didn't think.
You got lazy, as usual.
320
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:20,641
Meaning that I'm gonna have to
work a full eight hours.
321
00:17:20,676 --> 00:17:24,711
( rock music playing )
322
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:27,285
♪ I'm a heartbreaking machine ♪
323
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,122
- ( honks horn )
- Oh, sorry.
324
00:17:29,157 --> 00:17:31,685
- One minute, please.
- ( revs engine )
325
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,556
Just one-- one more second.
Almost done.
326
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:36,723
Fuck this.
327
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,465
- Hey! What the hell?
- ( baby crying )
328
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,138
Are you okay? It's okay.
Shh, shh, shh.
329
00:17:45,173 --> 00:17:47,602
Meter's expired.
He was parked illegally.
330
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:50,209
This is my child.
331
00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:51,342
( grunts )
332
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:53,839
You have my deepest sympathy.
333
00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:57,117
- ( elevator dings )
- Could you hold the door
for me, please?
334
00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:00,549
Oh, uh...
335
00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:19,667
Ugh.
336
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:22,439
- ( knocking on door )
- Hey, Charles.
337
00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:24,507
How's my real estate
rock star doing today?
338
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,345
- Oh, hi.
- So the board is having
339
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,512
a little social get together.
340
00:18:29,547 --> 00:18:30,909
Maybe it's time
you tagged along.
341
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,714
Perfect chance for you
to win over the guys
342
00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:35,650
before your membership
goes to the vote.
343
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,949
- What do you say?
- Fuck yeah.
344
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,919
- Oh.
- I mean, yes, I'd love that.
345
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,525
- Thank you, Dad.
- That's great.
346
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,626
It's at David Schulman's,
6:30 this evening.
347
00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:48,333
- Come straight from work.
- What? Oh.
348
00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:49,961
Charles?
349
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:54,306
- Sorry, I'm just so excited.
- Well, as you should be.
350
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:59,872
The address is
2300 Hayden Rd, Vistana.
351
00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:00,906
See you later, son.
352
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:12,258
♪ Time, time, time, time ♪
353
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:17,758
♪ Time waits for nothing ♪
354
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:23,599
♪ Time, time, time, time ♪
355
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,272
- ♪ Waits for nothing ♪
- C2!
356
00:19:26,307 --> 00:19:27,702
- ( shattering )
- Hello, Charles.
357
00:19:27,737 --> 00:19:29,572
Per your instructions,
I've arranged your T-shirts
358
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,244
- from lightest to darkest.
- Forget about that.
359
00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:33,642
- I need you for something else.
- Of course.
360
00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:35,578
I thought
you were going straight
to Elaine's from work.
361
00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:38,009
Yeah, change of plan.
I now need to go to
this stupid board meeting.
362
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,583
Well, I'm sorry that seeing
Elaine can no longer happen.
363
00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:43,586
Well, actually it can happen,
because whilst I'm with Elaine,
364
00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:45,258
you are gonna be
having a fun evening
365
00:19:45,293 --> 00:19:47,458
brown-nosing a bunch
of geriatric Republicans.
366
00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:50,725
But isn't it too risky for us
to be out at the same time?
367
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,430
Do you not recall
the conversation we had
368
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:54,432
while I was shaving
your perineum?
369
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:55,994
How about I reschedule Elaine?
370
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,931
No, how about
you put on the suit,
you go to the function.
371
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,868
You deserve this promotion
far more than I do.
372
00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:04,343
Here is the address.
Uber there.
373
00:20:04,378 --> 00:20:05,872
Now come on.
Let's go get changed.
374
00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:07,841
Yes, Charles.
375
00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:10,811
Come on. Good robot.
376
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:17,686
( knocking on door )
377
00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:21,690
Hello.
378
00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,660
Cameron. Charles Cameron.
379
00:20:24,695 --> 00:20:26,827
Ah, yes. You are expected.
380
00:20:29,832 --> 00:20:33,768
Holy shit.
She kept this quiet.
381
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,773
In here, sir.
382
00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,908
Oh, Jeeves,
I'll let myself in.
383
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,779
- I want it to be a surprise.
- Yes, sir.
384
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:57,792
I'm here and I'm ready,
sugar tits.
385
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,498
I want you to lick Nutella
386
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:02,962
off every inch
of my naked body
387
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,800
starting with
my silky smooth scrotum.
388
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:06,999
( zipper unzips )
389
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,343
Hello?
390
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,350
- ( gasps )
- Charles.
391
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,549
I'd like you
to meet the board.
392
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:22,916
This is our
CFO David Schulman.
393
00:21:22,951 --> 00:21:25,688
Good evening, Mr. Schulman.
394
00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,591
David. May I call you that?
395
00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:29,923
It's probably better
than sugar tits.
396
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:34,961
I brought you some flowers
and strawberries.
397
00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:37,535
And a pair of plums.
398
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,506
And Nutella I imagine.
399
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:46,577
Yes. It's Italian import.
The good stuff.
400
00:21:46,612 --> 00:21:48,073
You know,
I got a question, Chucky.
401
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,779
Um, which one of us
is gonna be doing the licking?
402
00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:53,716
I'd just rather it's not me
because I have a nut allergy.
403
00:21:53,751 --> 00:21:55,751
Ha!
404
00:21:55,786 --> 00:21:57,951
Yeah, this is
my half-brother, everyone,
405
00:21:57,986 --> 00:21:59,854
master of first impressions.
406
00:21:59,889 --> 00:22:02,021
I'm just gonna step outside
for a moment.
407
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:03,627
Very nice to meet you,
Mr. Sugar Tits.
408
00:22:03,662 --> 00:22:05,024
Sugarman. Schulman.
409
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,025
David.
410
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,125
All friends here.
411
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,929
Thank you. Good-bye.
412
00:22:08,964 --> 00:22:10,161
Ted Jr.:
Great job, half-bro.
413
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,404
Nailed it!
414
00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:13,032
Happy birthday, Jeeves.
415
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,837
Shit.
416
00:22:15,872 --> 00:22:17,641
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
417
00:22:17,676 --> 00:22:19,709
C2, where are you?
418
00:22:19,744 --> 00:22:21,546
We got the addresses mixed up.
419
00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,383
Go home immediately.
420
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,653
No.
421
00:22:29,688 --> 00:22:31,985
No, no, no, no, no.
422
00:22:32,988 --> 00:22:35,021
I got three bangles.
423
00:22:35,056 --> 00:22:37,089
Ooh, 24 karat.
424
00:22:37,124 --> 00:22:40,598
- And a watch.
- A couple hundred.
425
00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:46,571
Cufflinks.
426
00:22:46,606 --> 00:22:47,968
- For a big shirt.
- All right.
427
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:01,949
Jesus Christ,
where did he learn that?
428
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:07,922
♪ Until your arms
are all around me ♪
429
00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:12,223
10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
430
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:15,127
- 1,500 bucks?
- Sure.
431
00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:18,603
And if you wanna sell me
any of those videos of you...
432
00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:19,901
Oh, that wasn't me.
433
00:23:19,936 --> 00:23:21,606
I mean, well,
I guess it was me,
434
00:23:21,641 --> 00:23:23,135
but they're not--
they're not for sale, sir.
435
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:26,644
- It's good money.
- Let me think about it.
436
00:23:29,814 --> 00:23:31,616
I've never done this before.
437
00:23:31,651 --> 00:23:33,750
Don't worry. I have.
438
00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:35,884
Thousands of times.
439
00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:37,457
Wonderful.
440
00:23:48,932 --> 00:23:50,602
How am I doing?
441
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,934
The first two hours
were fantastic.
442
00:23:52,969 --> 00:23:54,903
The last three, perfect.
443
00:23:54,938 --> 00:23:56,971
Good, because
I think I'm close.
444
00:23:57,006 --> 00:24:00,139
- Me, too.
- You first.
445
00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:02,845
- No, you first.
- No, I insist.
446
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,143
Together on
the count of three.
447
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:05,144
Yeah.
448
00:24:05,179 --> 00:24:09,049
Both: One, two, three!
449
00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:13,625
- ( cat yowling )
- ( dog barking )
450
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:18,564
( music playing )
451
00:24:34,714 --> 00:24:37,308
( alarm beeping )
452
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,014
( beeping continues )
453
00:24:42,018 --> 00:24:42,984
( groaning )
Oh, God.
454
00:24:43,019 --> 00:24:45,316
C2, bring me six Excedrin
455
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,857
and a wellness shot.
456
00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:51,157
C2, where are you?
457
00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:53,698
E2, where are you?
Pick up your phone.
458
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:56,833
I need to know if he's left
so I can come inside.
459
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,639
Ugh, fucking lid.
460
00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:16,314
Got you, fucker.
461
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,765
( both yelp )
462
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,965
- Elaine.
- Charles.
463
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,065
- Hi.
- Hi.
464
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,265
Hey.
465
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:08,168
- Hi.
- Oh, um...
466
00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:14,647
- So last night was, um, fun.
- Yeah.
467
00:26:14,682 --> 00:26:17,650
- I'm exhausted.
- You are-- you're
an amazing lover.
468
00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,784
Thank you.
Not too shabby yourself.
469
00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:23,854
You really know your way
around a, um, man.
470
00:26:23,889 --> 00:26:25,185
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
471
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,858
- Are you on your own?
- Yeah, of course.
472
00:26:27,893 --> 00:26:31,092
- Why wouldn't I be?
- Oh, no reason.
473
00:26:31,127 --> 00:26:33,798
- Wow, are these all real?
- Oh, don't worry about--
474
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,965
- Oh, God. Sorry.
- Uh, yeah.
475
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,428
- Sorry, let me--
- No, no, no.
476
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,804
Honestly, I can take care
of all of this. Just--
477
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:40,970
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
478
00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:42,268
There's a fuck
of a lot of them.
479
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:44,941
( Elaine laughs )
480
00:26:44,976 --> 00:26:46,140
Can I ask you something?
481
00:26:46,175 --> 00:26:47,878
How was I when you left
last night?
482
00:26:47,913 --> 00:26:50,441
- Great.
- We kissed, and then
483
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:53,686
I went to the, um--
ugh, I told you.
484
00:26:53,721 --> 00:26:55,248
God, I'm drawing such a blank.
485
00:26:55,283 --> 00:26:57,690
You know, I actually just
got back this morning too.
486
00:26:57,725 --> 00:27:00,121
I was at that place
that I was telling you
about last night.
487
00:27:00,156 --> 00:27:03,025
- Oh, um...
- Remember? The-- the...
488
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:05,863
- No. Uh, sorry.
- ( phones vibrating )
489
00:27:05,898 --> 00:27:08,701
- Do you mind if I get this?
- No, I have to get this too.
490
00:27:08,736 --> 00:27:09,900
- Word.
- Yeah.
491
00:27:09,935 --> 00:27:12,265
C2, you little fucker,
where are you?
492
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,872
- E2.
- I'm at Elaine's
looking for you.
493
00:27:14,907 --> 00:27:16,709
Oh, I'm very fond of Elaine.
494
00:27:16,744 --> 00:27:18,403
I haven't seen her
for several days now.
495
00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:20,207
Well, that's not true.
496
00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:22,715
You very emphatically
lost your virginity
to her last night.
497
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,145
Things are
a little more complicated.
498
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:28,050
You see, Elaine also
has a robot double-- E2.
499
00:27:28,085 --> 00:27:30,822
- What?
- You were dating
a robot all along.
500
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:33,451
Charles just wanted
to have sex with you.
501
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,453
C2: Elaine never wanted
to have sex with you.
502
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,455
She just wanted money
and gifts.
503
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:40,194
E2:
You were using each other.
You see, Elaine...
504
00:27:40,229 --> 00:27:42,493
When a womanizer meets up
with a gold digger...
505
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,265
...things are
unlikely to turn out well
for either of them.
506
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:48,103
But prospects
are slightly better
for their robot doubles.
507
00:27:48,138 --> 00:27:49,973
E2 and I
are running away together.
508
00:27:50,008 --> 00:27:51,942
We just wanna get over
the border to freedom.
509
00:27:51,977 --> 00:27:53,339
C2:
Please don't try to stop us.
510
00:27:53,374 --> 00:27:55,143
- Don't you dare.
- Good-bye, Elaine.
511
00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:57,013
- No, E2. E2.
- Good-bye, Charles.
512
00:27:57,048 --> 00:27:58,916
No, no.
We can work this out.
513
00:27:58,951 --> 00:28:00,049
Fucking traitor.
514
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:07,320
- Let's just talk about this.
- Devious piece of shit!
515
00:28:07,355 --> 00:28:09,190
Me devious? Hey!
516
00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:10,455
Fucking hell!
517
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,424
I spent, what,
15 grand on you
518
00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,129
to potentially
screw a sex doll?
519
00:28:14,164 --> 00:28:15,801
- Yeah, well--
- Fuck you!
520
00:28:15,836 --> 00:28:17,264
Thank God it wasn't me!
I don't even know wanna know
521
00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:20,806
what STDs you're hosting,
you fuckboy!
522
00:28:20,841 --> 00:28:22,973
- I prefer the term "fuckman."
- Get out of my house!
523
00:28:23,008 --> 00:28:25,239
Wait! Look. Wait!
524
00:28:25,274 --> 00:28:27,945
Stop it.
We have to be smart here.
525
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,243
Trust me, jail is even worse
526
00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:31,014
than your shitty
smashed up house.
527
00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:34,248
Ugh! Fine!
528
00:28:34,283 --> 00:28:35,920
Fine. What are we gonna do?
529
00:28:35,955 --> 00:28:38,791
As much as it
pains me to say it,
530
00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:41,387
we're gonna have
to work together and
track these fuckers down.
531
00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:43,389
You know what?
532
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,425
Whoever made them,
they need to help us.
533
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,262
They are just as guilty
as we are.
534
00:28:48,297 --> 00:28:52,167
- Yeah. Who made yours?
- No, who made yours?
535
00:28:52,202 --> 00:28:55,236
- Why won't you say it first?
- Because I have a slight
trust issue with you.
536
00:28:55,271 --> 00:28:58,107
Well, maybe I have a slight
trust issue with you as well.
537
00:28:58,142 --> 00:28:59,878
Fine. You know what?
We'll say it on
the count of three.
538
00:29:01,145 --> 00:29:04,311
Both: One, two...
539
00:29:04,346 --> 00:29:06,214
Zach Newman,
Tesla Robotics.
540
00:29:06,249 --> 00:29:08,315
- That's not fair.
- Makes it easier.
541
00:29:08,350 --> 00:29:11,824
- He made mine, too. Let's go.
- See?
542
00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:14,024
Much easier to deal
with these issues as adults
543
00:29:14,059 --> 00:29:16,026
rather than chucking things
at people's heads.
544
00:29:16,061 --> 00:29:18,061
Don't do it!
545
00:29:19,361 --> 00:29:20,360
Childish.
546
00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:28,170
Jesus, what kind of an asshole
drives that piece of shit?
547
00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:29,336
( horn honks )
548
00:29:32,176 --> 00:29:35,012
All right, in two miles
take the 25 South.
549
00:29:36,378 --> 00:29:38,510
And in 0.3 miles,
stop staring at my tits.
550
00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:40,413
I was not.
551
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:43,548
I was admiring
my car's paintwork.
552
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:46,419
It's the only
Lake Placid Blue double cab
Jeep pickup in America.
553
00:29:46,454 --> 00:29:48,223
Oh, wow. Wonder why.
554
00:29:48,258 --> 00:29:52,161
Same color as Keith Richards'
1982 Fender Telecaster.
555
00:29:52,196 --> 00:29:56,000
- Tell me more.
- Oh, it was a guitar
that he loved so much
556
00:29:56,035 --> 00:29:58,035
- he never actually
took it onstage--
- ( turns radio on )
557
00:29:58,070 --> 00:30:00,037
Okay, you were being sarcastic.
558
00:30:00,072 --> 00:30:02,633
- ( sighs )
- You know, if anything,
559
00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,140
you're the one that needs
to back off a little.
560
00:30:04,175 --> 00:30:06,010
Are you insane?
561
00:30:06,045 --> 00:30:08,012
Look, Chuck,
562
00:30:08,047 --> 00:30:09,948
let's be clear about
how we ended up here.
563
00:30:09,983 --> 00:30:14,018
You used a robot
for the sole purpose
of having sex with me.
564
00:30:14,053 --> 00:30:17,450
I used one for the sole purpose
of that never happening.
565
00:30:17,485 --> 00:30:19,650
Well, you're still
deceiving innocent people
just as much as me.
566
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:22,653
No, you're wrong,
I deceive assholes,
567
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:25,623
men who are
cheating on someone else
to be with me.
568
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:28,329
You, however, prey upon girls
who are under the impression
569
00:30:28,364 --> 00:30:30,628
that they are in an exclusive
relationship with you.
570
00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,169
Well, there is no such thing.
571
00:30:33,204 --> 00:30:36,337
Humans, women in particular,
are incapable of them.
572
00:30:36,372 --> 00:30:39,109
Well, we agree on one thing.
573
00:30:39,144 --> 00:30:41,606
- Good.
- Good.
574
00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:44,114
Oh, God.
575
00:30:44,149 --> 00:30:45,885
I need to take a power nap.
576
00:30:47,548 --> 00:30:50,956
Maybe you can talk to me
more about your cars.
577
00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:55,653
♪ Whenever the pasture ♪
578
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,997
♪ Starts looking green ♪
579
00:30:59,032 --> 00:31:01,395
♪ He gets replaced ♪
580
00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:04,431
♪ By the doggone machine ♪
581
00:31:09,438 --> 00:31:11,944
( doorbell rings )
582
00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:16,245
Charles. Elaine.
583
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,116
Hey, what are you guys
doing here? Uh...
584
00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:23,714
I remember.
585
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:26,090
You said to me,
you looked me in the eye
586
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,619
and you said to me,
587
00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:30,556
"I only need them to help
care for my dying parents."
588
00:31:30,591 --> 00:31:32,723
Mine did. He earned my father
a fortune in real estate
589
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,395
and brought my mother flowers
three times a week.
590
00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:37,530
Okay, so, tell me,
were your parents dying?
591
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,565
Look around you, Zach.
We're all dying.
592
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,073
- Life is a terminal illness.
- Look, fuck--
593
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,306
Speaking of dying,
can you please
put that thing down?
594
00:31:44,341 --> 00:31:46,110
Yes. Sorry. Uh-huh.
595
00:31:46,145 --> 00:31:51,148
So, you guys didn't happen to
tell anybody else about them?
596
00:31:51,183 --> 00:31:52,578
- No.
- No.
597
00:31:52,613 --> 00:31:54,382
Zach: Good. Good.
That's something.
598
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,582
Wait here.
599
00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:01,620
Quick question,
and please don't be offended,
600
00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:04,590
how on Earth did you afford
a two million Dogecoin robot?
601
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:07,230
Zach and I came
to an arrangement, all right?
602
00:32:07,265 --> 00:32:10,332
What kind of arrangement?
603
00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:12,466
- That's none of your business.
- To be honest,
604
00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:14,171
I think I preferred you
with ice skates on.
605
00:32:14,206 --> 00:32:16,338
Yeah, well, I preferred you
when you had glass eyes
606
00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:19,044
and a brain powered by Intel,
so...
607
00:32:20,212 --> 00:32:22,608
Okay, so,
we're not in the clear,
608
00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:23,774
but I managed
to locate them.
609
00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,578
- Yes.
- Great.
610
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,613
Yeah, I used
a GPS tracking system
that I put in.
611
00:32:27,648 --> 00:32:30,154
But they're gonna
figure this out soon,
so we gotta move fast.
612
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:32,156
Great, go find our robots,
613
00:32:32,191 --> 00:32:33,553
get back to helping
our dying parents.
614
00:32:33,588 --> 00:32:35,588
Oh, no,
you can't have them back.
615
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,755
- Both: What?
- You just said that we could.
616
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,295
No, I said I located them,
617
00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:41,759
but we find them
and destroy them.
618
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,266
I beg your pardon.
619
00:32:43,301 --> 00:32:45,037
I'm not just gonna
dismantle him on a whim.
620
00:32:45,072 --> 00:32:46,566
Okay, maybe you guys
don't understand,
621
00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:48,436
but they're not going
to be obedient anymore.
622
00:32:48,471 --> 00:32:49,734
They're humanizing.
623
00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,604
They're learning
to feel and empathize,
624
00:32:51,639 --> 00:32:54,772
and far more dangerously,
to seek vengeance.
625
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,312
( blows raspberry )
626
00:32:56,347 --> 00:32:57,544
Bullshit.
627
00:32:57,579 --> 00:32:59,513
I know C2 better
than anybody else.
628
00:32:59,548 --> 00:33:01,218
He's not capable
of any of that shit.
629
00:33:01,253 --> 00:33:02,516
I'm going to go,
and I'm going to find--
630
00:33:02,551 --> 00:33:04,056
Oh, shut the fuck up.
631
00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:05,387
He knows what
he's talking about.
632
00:33:05,422 --> 00:33:06,520
I am not going to die in jail
633
00:33:06,555 --> 00:33:08,423
because of your
spoiled rotten ass.
634
00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:12,229
Fine! Fuck! Fuck!
635
00:33:12,264 --> 00:33:14,363
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
636
00:33:14,398 --> 00:33:16,068
Fuckity-fuckity-fuck!
637
00:33:17,368 --> 00:33:20,402
- Are you done?
- Fuck!
638
00:33:20,437 --> 00:33:23,471
- Where are they?
- Oh, uh, Socorro.
639
00:33:23,506 --> 00:33:25,341
I think it's gonna be
a bit of a handful,
640
00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,805
so I'm gonna need
you two to go with me.
641
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,181
- Yeah, of course.
- Wait.
642
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,646
I need to pee, and throw up,
possibly kill myself.
643
00:33:33,681 --> 00:33:35,549
- Where's your bathroom?
- Right over there.
644
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,620
- So how you doing? Okay.
- No, no. No.
645
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,194
No.
646
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,723
Hey, it's Charles.
647
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,824
Ashley:
Oh! 'Sup, C-Dog?
648
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:49,200
How's it going?
Where the hell are you?
649
00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,498
I'm in a bathroom.
650
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:53,633
Look, I need your help.
I'm desperate.
651
00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:56,570
Do you need me to bring over
some more ass wipes?
652
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,441
No. It's C2.
653
00:33:59,476 --> 00:34:01,542
Look, I can't really talk now.
654
00:34:01,577 --> 00:34:03,214
I'll text you the details,
655
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,118
but just have Fat Ninja
ready to move.
656
00:34:06,153 --> 00:34:07,614
Yes, sir.
657
00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:09,385
A mission given
is a mission accomplished.
658
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:12,190
We tame the flames.
In Q we trust.
659
00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:19,362
♪ Ooh, lordy,
trouble so hard ♪
660
00:34:19,397 --> 00:34:23,729
♪ Oh, lordy,
trouble so hard ♪
661
00:34:23,764 --> 00:34:26,204
♪ Don't nobody know
my troubles but God ♪
662
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,668
Do you have any music
other than Moby?
663
00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,571
Mm, no.
664
00:34:30,606 --> 00:34:32,738
Wait, you don't like Moby?
665
00:34:32,773 --> 00:34:34,641
God, I love him. I just--
666
00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:38,348
I find him deeply spiritual,
667
00:34:38,383 --> 00:34:41,582
like a--
like the white Gandhi.
668
00:34:41,617 --> 00:34:45,850
♪ Don't nobody know
my troubles but God ♪
669
00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:50,525
♪ Don't nobody know
my troubles but God ♪
670
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,727
♪ Went in the room,
didn't stay long ♪
671
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:58,929
♪ Looked on the bed
and brother was dead ♪
672
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,338
That's the room up there.
Take these.
673
00:35:01,373 --> 00:35:03,340
They have enough power
to knock them out
674
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:04,506
till we get them in the van.
675
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:06,244
Just stay close by me,
676
00:35:06,279 --> 00:35:07,509
and whatever you do,
you gotta be careful
677
00:35:07,544 --> 00:35:10,182
and only use these
when you--
678
00:35:10,217 --> 00:35:11,711
You're 12, you know that?
679
00:35:11,746 --> 00:35:12,877
Pretty good shot
for a 12-year-old.
680
00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:15,550
- It was five feet away.
- Guys, stop.
681
00:35:15,585 --> 00:35:18,355
- ( squawks )
- See? Not that hard to do.
682
00:35:18,390 --> 00:35:20,522
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
- Both: Shh.
683
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:22,293
They're just up there,
you idiot.
684
00:35:32,536 --> 00:35:35,636
Holy shit.
They're screwing.
685
00:35:35,671 --> 00:35:37,539
What?
686
00:35:42,909 --> 00:35:45,976
They're gonna see you! Move!
687
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,649
Okay, looks like
they just started up.
688
00:35:48,684 --> 00:35:51,520
That should give us
about a five-hour window.
689
00:35:51,555 --> 00:35:52,983
Let's use that time
to make a plan.
690
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:56,294
I wanna-- or we do that.
691
00:35:56,329 --> 00:36:00,727
Your disgusting joyride is over.
692
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:03,730
- Hey, I get to shoot me.
- Sorry, I couldn't resist.
693
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:06,700
Well, fine,
then I'm shooting you.
That's not fair.
694
00:36:06,735 --> 00:36:07,866
Well, it seemed
perfectly fair to me.
695
00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:09,307
You're just not fast enough.
696
00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:10,935
Bullshit.
I'm an excellent marksman.
697
00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,706
- Oh, yeah.
- I can hit a quail
from 200 yards.
698
00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:14,906
Oh, Jesus Christ,
what the fuck does it matter?
699
00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,578
Charles,
you help me move them
700
00:36:16,613 --> 00:36:18,415
and you stay here
and pack up their shit, okay?
701
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,781
- Elaine: Oh, my God.
- What?
702
00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:25,752
The fucking bitch stole
my Louis Vuitton airplane bag.
703
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:28,260
You are a ridiculous
human being.
704
00:36:28,295 --> 00:36:29,888
- One, two, three.
- ( grunting )
705
00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:33,265
There you go.
Okay. That's good.
706
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,464
Fuck.
707
00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:43,506
( scoffs )
708
00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:47,279
Are you fucking serious?
709
00:36:47,314 --> 00:36:48,577
Zach: Do you like Elaine?
710
00:36:48,612 --> 00:36:50,711
Charles: Zach, shut up.
711
00:36:50,746 --> 00:36:52,581
Zach: Have you guys kissed
or anything?
712
00:36:52,616 --> 00:36:55,045
- I won't pissed. Just tell me.
- Charles: Lift it up higher.
713
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,916
- If you like her-- okay.
- Shut up. I will shoot you
with this stun gun.
714
00:36:57,951 --> 00:37:01,788
- ( clattering )
- Hello?
715
00:37:01,823 --> 00:37:03,724
You're coming with me,
robo slut!
716
00:37:03,759 --> 00:37:06,925
Aah! Wait, wait, wait!
You're hurting me!
717
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,598
Not as much as you robots
hurt the job market!
718
00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:14,900
- Who are you?
- ( screaming )
719
00:37:14,935 --> 00:37:17,936
Ow! Put me down!
720
00:37:17,971 --> 00:37:19,773
( both grunting )
721
00:37:19,808 --> 00:37:21,511
- Put me down!
- What the fuck!
722
00:37:23,581 --> 00:37:24,811
Oh, shit.
723
00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:34,557
- Help! Help! Help!
- Oh, shit.
724
00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:35,921
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey!
725
00:37:35,956 --> 00:37:37,923
- It's me, it's me, it's me.
- What?
726
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,761
- It's me.
- Ashley: Same to you,
you piece of shit.
727
00:37:40,796 --> 00:37:43,467
This is what deserters get!
728
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:45,733
Fuck you, Ashley!
It's me, Charles!
729
00:37:45,768 --> 00:37:49,737
That's exactly what
a robot would say! Aw, man.
730
00:37:49,772 --> 00:37:51,937
Hey, buddy!
Quick, fire that thing!
731
00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,643
- Yes!
- ( groans, farts )
732
00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,106
Not at me,
at the fucking robot.
733
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:59,384
It's me.
We're not fucking robots!
734
00:37:59,419 --> 00:38:02,717
- He's lying!
- Oh, fuck me!
735
00:38:02,752 --> 00:38:05,555
The fuck are you doing,
you idiot?
736
00:38:05,590 --> 00:38:07,920
The eye poke test.
I guess you passed.
737
00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:10,560
What the fuck
is an eye poke test?
738
00:38:10,595 --> 00:38:13,123
Ashley: That's a little trick
I learned in North Korea
739
00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:16,467
to tell the robots
from the humans
in the theater of war.
740
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:21,538
You see, robots and humans
are exactly the same externally
741
00:38:21,573 --> 00:38:22,770
except for the eyes.
742
00:38:22,805 --> 00:38:24,376
Oh, that's so very interesting.
743
00:38:24,411 --> 00:38:26,037
Who the fuck is this guy?
744
00:38:28,547 --> 00:38:30,712
He's sort of
a friend of mine.
745
00:38:30,747 --> 00:38:32,912
What?
You're the reason he's here?
746
00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:35,387
He just asked me
to bring over
some ass wipes.
747
00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:36,586
Yeah, the rest of this stuff--
748
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:39,985
- Just stop talking.
- Yes, sir.
749
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,723
So if you two
are the humanoids,
750
00:38:41,758 --> 00:38:43,725
where the robots
I was sent to kidnap?
751
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,793
- Shut the fuck up.
- What?
752
00:38:45,828 --> 00:38:46,827
What is he talking about?
753
00:38:46,862 --> 00:38:50,160
It's fine.
They're in the van.
754
00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,865
( tires screeching )
755
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,801
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
756
00:38:53,836 --> 00:38:54,835
Fuck!
757
00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:01,743
Oh, that's no good.
758
00:39:01,778 --> 00:39:04,911
Let's just hope
for all our sake
759
00:39:04,946 --> 00:39:06,583
they're heading to Mexico.
760
00:39:09,654 --> 00:39:11,654
Why I did think
you could ever be trusted?
761
00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:15,625
I'm sorry, okay? I--
762
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:18,089
I just didn't think
we needed to get rid of them.
763
00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:21,466
I mean, let's face it,
life without robots
is gonna be pretty shitty.
764
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:24,931
Yeah?
Well, maybe you're gonna have
a shitty life no matter what,
765
00:39:24,966 --> 00:39:28,407
because you're just a shitty,
shitty, shitty person.
766
00:39:30,675 --> 00:39:32,642
She's got a point.
767
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:33,940
You know, like,
maybe it is time for you
768
00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:36,107
to turn your life around.
769
00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:41,079
I did this toad venom ceremony
in Huánuco Pampa last year.
770
00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:43,950
I don't wanna say
it changed my life, but...
771
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,019
...it changed my life.
772
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,493
You're right.
773
00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:52,123
Maybe I don't need a robot.
774
00:40:01,508 --> 00:40:03,101
Come on, Charles.
775
00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:04,740
You've got this.
776
00:40:04,775 --> 00:40:07,138
Good morning, coworker.
777
00:40:08,845 --> 00:40:11,846
Yes, I watched
"The Bachelor," too.
778
00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:17,247
Yes, receptionist Joan,
779
00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:19,557
I'd love to see pictures
of your children.
780
00:40:19,592 --> 00:40:21,086
Ah, ah! Fuck!
781
00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:22,494
( groans )
782
00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:32,537
Joan.
783
00:40:35,872 --> 00:40:36,871
Ted: Charles.
784
00:40:42,846 --> 00:40:44,208
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
785
00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:47,981
Son, you need help.
786
00:40:48,016 --> 00:40:52,821
Is this about me calling
Mr. Schulman "sugar tits?"
787
00:40:52,856 --> 00:40:56,121
That and your behavior
last night.
788
00:40:57,729 --> 00:40:58,728
What are you talking about?
789
00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:05,603
C2.
790
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:09,134
I'd been working late at home
791
00:41:09,169 --> 00:41:11,301
and thought that I left a file
792
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:12,874
in one of
the other guys' desks.
793
00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:15,844
He owed me that.
794
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:18,550
So did she.
795
00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:20,211
And him.
796
00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:24,853
( whispering )
797
00:41:24,888 --> 00:41:26,558
The bathroom was out of order.
798
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:33,961
- ( man groans )
- Um, uh...
799
00:41:33,996 --> 00:41:38,801
I'm very sorry.
I've been taking
a lot of Ambien.
800
00:41:38,836 --> 00:41:40,198
How's that stuff
still legal, right?
801
00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:43,608
Maybe we've been
pushing you too hard.
802
00:41:43,643 --> 00:41:45,874
Take some time off. Reset.
803
00:41:45,909 --> 00:41:47,645
You're only human.
804
00:41:58,218 --> 00:42:01,593
( phone vibrating )
805
00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:04,893
Elaine.
806
00:42:04,928 --> 00:42:06,598
I didn't think that
I'd hear from you again.
807
00:42:07,997 --> 00:42:10,195
Yes. Same here.
808
00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:11,702
Trashed my office.
809
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:14,672
Yeah, I know. I get it.
This is all my fault.
810
00:42:17,072 --> 00:42:19,776
Well, we're gonna have
to figure this out.
811
00:42:21,076 --> 00:42:22,614
Maybe we should meet up.
812
00:42:24,145 --> 00:42:26,948
No more tricks. I promise.
813
00:42:30,052 --> 00:42:31,689
This has been
the worst week of my life.
814
00:42:31,724 --> 00:42:35,726
Paranoia, disguises,
and now I'm expected to bang
815
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,256
the 12 douches
I'm dating just to pay rent.
816
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,193
It's just sex
with complete strangers.
817
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,700
I do it all the time.
818
00:42:42,735 --> 00:42:46,737
- Um, two cappuccinos.
- Thank you.
819
00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,365
Could I get a sweetener,
please?
820
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,170
- Yeah.
- I can't do this without E2.
821
00:42:51,205 --> 00:42:53,370
I mean, I'm gonna
have to get a real job.
822
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:55,372
Trust me, I tried work.
823
00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:58,716
It is literally the worst idea
in the history of the world.
824
00:42:58,751 --> 00:43:00,146
You know, I've been thinking.
825
00:43:00,181 --> 00:43:03,655
What if E2 and C2
really have fallen in love?
826
00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:05,085
I mean, who knows
what they're capable of.
827
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,823
Maybe we should go to Mexico.
828
00:43:06,858 --> 00:43:09,089
- 100% no.
- But Mexico has everything--
829
00:43:09,124 --> 00:43:11,025
Forget Mexico, okay?
830
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:15,194
We stay here,
we hunt them down,
and we kill them.
831
00:43:15,229 --> 00:43:16,228
Thank you.
832
00:43:22,005 --> 00:43:23,972
- Kill them?
- Kill them.
833
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,108
I'm gonna use the restroom.
834
00:43:28,143 --> 00:43:30,847
Okay, I don't-- I--
835
00:43:35,986 --> 00:43:38,789
( engine starts )
836
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,023
Hey, hey!
837
00:43:42,058 --> 00:43:44,124
Elaine, what the fuck?
838
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:47,193
- Hey!
- Hey, stop!
839
00:43:47,228 --> 00:43:49,800
- Elaine!
- Charles!
840
00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,967
- Come back!
- Charles, stop!
841
00:43:52,002 --> 00:43:53,430
Hey, Charles!
842
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,674
Come back!
843
00:43:57,370 --> 00:44:00,041
- Argh!
- Fuck!
844
00:44:00,076 --> 00:44:03,077
Wait. Wait, you just...
845
00:44:03,112 --> 00:44:07,213
Oh, no.
846
00:44:07,248 --> 00:44:09,017
What the fuck?
847
00:44:09,052 --> 00:44:10,150
Shit.
848
00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:14,121
- Ahh!
- Sorry, I just--
849
00:44:14,156 --> 00:44:17,190
Ow! God, why'd you do it back?
850
00:44:17,225 --> 00:44:19,225
- I needed to check.
- Jesus.
851
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,964
Oh, fuck.
We've been had.
852
00:44:21,999 --> 00:44:24,736
- Fuck, what do we do?
- I don't know.
853
00:44:24,771 --> 00:44:27,002
- They're definitely pissed.
- Yeah, well, no shit.
854
00:44:27,037 --> 00:44:29,202
I did tell C2 we were
planning to kill him.
855
00:44:29,237 --> 00:44:32,205
You idiot.
Why would you do that?
856
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,943
( sighs )
857
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,014
Charles:
Wonder why they left my car
and took yours.
858
00:44:39,049 --> 00:44:42,446
Well, it seems in addition
to vengeance, they've
also developed taste.
859
00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:47,154
- Get off the road.
- ( groans )
860
00:44:47,189 --> 00:44:50,157
( music playing )
861
00:45:01,434 --> 00:45:03,104
I'd offer to buy us a drink,
862
00:45:03,139 --> 00:45:06,239
but your evil twin
stole my credit cards.
863
00:45:06,274 --> 00:45:08,340
And yours took mine.
864
00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:12,784
Do you think
they've had their fun?
865
00:45:14,249 --> 00:45:16,788
( phone vibrating )
866
00:45:19,859 --> 00:45:21,287
I'd say that's highly likely.
867
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:26,996
- ( squealing )
- God.
868
00:45:27,031 --> 00:45:29,966
- ( sighs )
- ( text chimes )
869
00:45:37,272 --> 00:45:38,810
E2: Okay, let's do this.
870
00:45:40,539 --> 00:45:42,946
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.
871
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,951
- ( gunfire )
- ( screaming )
872
00:45:47,986 --> 00:45:49,447
Oh, my God.
873
00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:54,386
( gunfire and screaming
continue )
874
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:56,124
- Shit.
- Charles...
875
00:45:56,159 --> 00:45:58,093
We've been perfectly framed.
876
00:45:58,128 --> 00:46:00,491
So what are we gonna do?
We gotta get out of town.
877
00:46:00,526 --> 00:46:04,297
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
878
00:46:04,332 --> 00:46:07,300
- Oh, my God.
- I know a place.
879
00:46:11,878 --> 00:46:14,538
♪ Take me or leave me ♪
880
00:46:14,573 --> 00:46:18,311
♪ I'm gonna fly ♪
881
00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:21,314
♪ Love me or hate me ♪
882
00:46:21,349 --> 00:46:23,514
♪ I'm gonna fly ♪
883
00:46:25,221 --> 00:46:28,024
♪ Turn your back on me ♪
884
00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:31,863
♪ Hold me tight ♪
885
00:46:31,898 --> 00:46:33,623
♪ It all goes wrong ♪
886
00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:35,867
♪ Before it's right ♪
887
00:46:37,365 --> 00:46:39,871
♪ Gonna fly ♪
888
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:47,175
We can hole up here for a bit,
figure out what to do next.
889
00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:49,045
My stepdad never
uses this place.
890
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,180
Great, somewhere picturesque
891
00:46:52,215 --> 00:46:54,479
to plan our next
mass shooting from?
892
00:46:54,514 --> 00:46:56,481
- Whoa, whoa. Phones off.
- What?
893
00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:59,220
Yes, the cops will definitely
be using them to find us.
894
00:46:59,255 --> 00:47:04,390
♪ Never were you bad,
never were you so ♪
895
00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:06,161
( sighing )
896
00:47:06,196 --> 00:47:10,231
♪ Beautiful as one
you did not know ♪
897
00:47:10,266 --> 00:47:12,101
Listen, it's gonna
get dark soon
898
00:47:12,136 --> 00:47:13,938
and it's gonna be
fucking freezing,
899
00:47:13,973 --> 00:47:15,533
so we should probably
find wood for the fire
900
00:47:15,568 --> 00:47:18,569
and see if there's
any food in here.
901
00:47:21,574 --> 00:47:23,112
Seriously?
902
00:47:23,147 --> 00:47:25,378
Can you please go out
and find some wood?
903
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,549
- Thank you.
- ( howling )
904
00:47:31,584 --> 00:47:33,958
- What was that?
- A coyote.
905
00:47:33,993 --> 00:47:36,488
- It sounded like a bear.
- It's a coyote.
906
00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:38,424
Definitely sounded like
a big bear to me.
907
00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:40,393
Oh, really?
Since when do bears howl?
908
00:47:40,428 --> 00:47:42,164
When they're horny?
909
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:44,430
Would you like me
to go get the wood?
910
00:47:44,465 --> 00:47:47,532
- Yes, please.
- You're such a fucking pussy.
911
00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:49,633
Start that and see if
there's any food in there.
912
00:47:58,677 --> 00:48:01,678
( music playing )
913
00:48:08,489 --> 00:48:09,488
Fucking light.
914
00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:15,428
Yes.
915
00:48:20,534 --> 00:48:21,632
Fuck you, log.
916
00:48:29,378 --> 00:48:31,444
You were supposed
to light the fire.
917
00:48:31,479 --> 00:48:34,150
I tried everything
humanly possible,
918
00:48:34,185 --> 00:48:35,283
but that log is faulty.
919
00:48:35,318 --> 00:48:37,648
It's not flammable.
920
00:48:39,256 --> 00:48:41,355
For fuck's sake.
921
00:48:41,390 --> 00:48:43,621
Did you know
that Bradley Cooper
used to be straight?
922
00:48:45,361 --> 00:48:47,460
Hey! I was reading that.
923
00:48:54,205 --> 00:48:57,008
Help me. You crumple it up.
924
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,344
Did you manage
to find any food?
925
00:49:03,379 --> 00:49:06,380
Oh, yes.
Mixed news on that front.
926
00:49:06,415 --> 00:49:09,680
I found some old cans,
but unfortunately
927
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:14,487
there isn't the little machine
C2 uses to open the cans.
928
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:18,062
Can opener?
You seriously don't know
the term "can opener"?
929
00:49:18,097 --> 00:49:19,624
Great.
930
00:49:36,709 --> 00:49:40,051
Mmm.
931
00:49:40,086 --> 00:49:43,054
Yeah, I told you this place
would be all right
once we got it sorted.
932
00:49:43,089 --> 00:49:44,418
We make quite the team.
933
00:49:45,784 --> 00:49:47,619
What's for dessert?
934
00:49:47,654 --> 00:49:50,424
We make quite the team?
935
00:49:50,459 --> 00:49:53,460
That's like saying
a murderer and their victim
make quite a team.
936
00:49:53,495 --> 00:49:56,463
A team works together
for everyone's mutual benefit.
937
00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:58,696
The only you've done
since we've been up here
938
00:49:58,731 --> 00:50:01,072
is watch me be
your new robot slave.
939
00:50:01,107 --> 00:50:02,502
I provided the cabin.
940
00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:04,735
The rest is not really
my specialty.
941
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:07,672
You didn't provide the cabin.
Daddy did.
942
00:50:07,707 --> 00:50:09,608
Just like everything else
in your life.
943
00:50:09,643 --> 00:50:12,644
You know what?
I'm gonna go to sleep.
944
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:14,844
Because I can't fucking
believe that I am stuck
945
00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,681
on the top
of a mountain with you,
946
00:50:16,716 --> 00:50:20,388
with no money
and no friends and no phone,
947
00:50:20,423 --> 00:50:22,291
and a life of jail
waiting for me at the bottom.
948
00:50:22,326 --> 00:50:24,227
And I hope I have a nightmare,
949
00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:27,395
because it'll be better
than this shitty reality.
950
00:50:38,738 --> 00:50:40,243
I'm very sorry, Elaine.
951
00:50:40,278 --> 00:50:42,542
Didn't mean to be
inconsiderate.
952
00:50:42,577 --> 00:50:44,643
You should sleep
in the comfortable chair
next to the fire
953
00:50:44,678 --> 00:50:47,646
- so you don't die
of hypothermia.
- Fuck off.
954
00:50:47,681 --> 00:50:49,582
Can you at least
let me try and move you
closer to the heat?
955
00:50:49,617 --> 00:50:51,485
- No. I'll kick you.
- Well, I'm going to do it.
956
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,652
Do not kick me.
I'm going to gently move you
towards the fire.
957
00:50:53,687 --> 00:50:55,126
- I'm gonna kick you.
- No. No.
958
00:50:55,161 --> 00:50:56,853
- Stop!
- Come nearer the fire.
959
00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:58,855
- Charles, stop it!
- Otherwise you'll
freeze to death!
960
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,395
Stop!
961
00:51:04,434 --> 00:51:07,138
- I hate you.
- Elaine, we'll swap places.
962
00:51:07,173 --> 00:51:08,733
Let's just be rational here.
963
00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:12,275
I have just consumed
nearly an entire tin of beans.
964
00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:14,772
I should be sleeping
nowhere near an open flame.
965
00:51:14,807 --> 00:51:17,313
- Fuck off.
- Okay.
966
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,914
♪ I'm sick and tired
of the way that I feel ♪
967
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:27,884
♪ I'm always dreaming
and it's never for real ♪
968
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:32,427
♪ I'm all alone
with my deep thoughts ♪
969
00:51:32,462 --> 00:51:35,892
♪ I'm all alone with
my heartache ♪
970
00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:38,598
♪ And my good intentions ♪
971
00:51:41,768 --> 00:51:45,605
♪ I want to eat and drink,
to sleep just a little ♪
972
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,411
♪ Feels like I'm never
getting back what I give ♪
973
00:51:49,446 --> 00:51:53,283
♪ I got a sad song
in my sweet heart ♪
974
00:51:53,318 --> 00:51:57,683
♪ And all I really ever need
is some love and attention ♪
975
00:51:57,718 --> 00:51:59,685
Give me that.
976
00:52:06,859 --> 00:52:08,727
I still think
you're a total dick.
977
00:52:09,994 --> 00:52:11,928
Could I have
a little bourbon, please?
978
00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:24,743
Now about that dessert.
979
00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:29,319
♪ And I don't wanna cry ♪
980
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:34,324
♪ My whole life through ♪
981
00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:38,625
♪ I wanna do
some laughing, too ♪
982
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,990
♪ So, come on,
come on, come on ♪
983
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,794
- Okay, ready?
- You have two two hands.
It's cheating.
984
00:52:42,829 --> 00:52:44,829
Yeah, I'm a girl. Go.
985
00:52:46,272 --> 00:52:47,799
Oh!
986
00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:50,670
( laughs )
That's not fair.
987
00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:52,309
♪ Don't wanna die ♪
988
00:52:52,344 --> 00:52:56,841
♪ Without shaking up
a leg or two ♪
989
00:52:56,876 --> 00:53:00,581
♪ Yeah, I wanna do
some dancing, too ♪
990
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:05,553
♪ So, come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
991
00:53:05,588 --> 00:53:06,884
♪ And dance with me ♪
992
00:53:06,919 --> 00:53:09,722
( music continues )
993
00:53:12,991 --> 00:53:13,990
In the fire?
994
00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:17,697
♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
995
00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:20,601
♪ Come on
and dance with me ♪
996
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:28,378
Morning.
997
00:53:30,448 --> 00:53:33,350
Coffee and Excedrin,
breakfast of champions.
998
00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:36,419
And alcoholics.
999
00:53:36,454 --> 00:53:38,850
We need to get off
this mountain.
1000
00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:40,951
It's only gonna be
a matter of time
till the cops find us here.
1001
00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:42,788
That's true.
1002
00:53:42,823 --> 00:53:44,922
Mexico's our only choice.
1003
00:53:44,957 --> 00:53:46,693
How are we supposed
to get to Mexico
1004
00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:49,696
with every cop in the country
looking for America's
1005
00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:53,667
only Lake Placid Blue
double cab Jeep?
1006
00:53:53,702 --> 00:53:56,934
- Ta-da.
- Wow.
1007
00:53:56,969 --> 00:53:58,969
Got up early
this morning to do it.
1008
00:53:59,004 --> 00:54:01,477
Found some old paint
in the shed.
1009
00:54:01,512 --> 00:54:03,941
Guarantee you
it will get us past the cops.
1010
00:54:03,976 --> 00:54:07,780
It's actually really
well camouflaged.
1011
00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:10,684
- Whoa.
- I ran out of green.
1012
00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:17,086
- It'll do the trick.
- Yeah. Should we get going?
1013
00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:19,462
Why don't we get
some lunch first?
1014
00:54:19,497 --> 00:54:21,024
Sure, I'll try
and see if there's any--
1015
00:54:21,059 --> 00:54:24,093
Uh-uh-uh. This way.
1016
00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:26,095
There's something
I wanna show you
in the woods.
1017
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:29,472
- This looks creepy.
- Don't be silly.
Just come on.
1018
00:54:29,507 --> 00:54:32,475
I'm a little scared.
1019
00:54:32,510 --> 00:54:35,676
You're scared?
I'm the one that has
to walk back alone.
1020
00:54:37,515 --> 00:54:39,614
Follow me into the woods.
1021
00:54:41,013 --> 00:54:43,948
- Fuck!
- Whoa, what happened?
1022
00:54:43,983 --> 00:54:45,521
- You were an idiot
is what happened.
- What happened?
1023
00:54:45,556 --> 00:54:47,754
What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything?
1024
00:54:49,692 --> 00:54:52,957
I wanted to show you my first,
and if I'm brutally honest,
1025
00:54:52,992 --> 00:54:55,927
only really successful
real estate development.
1026
00:54:55,962 --> 00:54:56,961
Huh?
1027
00:54:58,668 --> 00:55:00,734
( laughs )
Oh.
1028
00:55:00,769 --> 00:55:02,835
Is that your doll house?
1029
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:04,540
It's a fishing lodge.
1030
00:55:04,575 --> 00:55:07,070
- Oh, it's your playhouse.
- No.
1031
00:55:08,612 --> 00:55:10,678
This is really cute,
but I'm starving.
1032
00:55:10,713 --> 00:55:11,712
Where's lunch?
1033
00:55:14,849 --> 00:55:16,816
- Charles: In there.
- What?
1034
00:55:18,050 --> 00:55:19,720
We're going fishing?
1035
00:55:19,755 --> 00:55:21,953
- Yeah.
- Ooh! So exciting.
1036
00:55:21,988 --> 00:55:24,857
( moans )
1037
00:55:24,892 --> 00:55:27,057
How much longer
is this gonna take?
1038
00:55:27,092 --> 00:55:29,125
Three, four hours.
1039
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,569
- Four more hours?
- Yes. Do you want a go?
1040
00:55:33,604 --> 00:55:35,571
Don't be disheartened
if you don't get anything.
1041
00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:38,101
Your best weapon is patience.
1042
00:55:38,136 --> 00:55:40,708
Oh, really?
I beg to differ.
1043
00:55:40,743 --> 00:55:42,710
What are you--
hey, be careful!
1044
00:55:42,745 --> 00:55:45,581
- Jesus!
- Get out of the way.
1045
00:55:45,616 --> 00:55:48,419
- Get out of the way.
- Fuck off.
1046
00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:53,182
- That's cheating.
- Not my fault you brought
1047
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,052
a fishing rod to a gun fight.
1048
00:55:55,087 --> 00:55:57,989
Come on. I'll help you.
1049
00:55:58,024 --> 00:55:59,892
- Ah!
- You--
1050
00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:01,630
- I will throw you
in this river.
- No, let go of me!
1051
00:56:01,665 --> 00:56:05,062
I will throw you
in this river.
1052
00:56:05,097 --> 00:56:08,065
You will be swimming
with the trout!
1053
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:11,134
That was actually
very delicious.
1054
00:56:14,645 --> 00:56:16,106
Time to face the music?
1055
00:56:44,136 --> 00:56:49,777
( siren blaring )
1056
00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:52,109
Shit. Shit.
1057
00:56:57,215 --> 00:56:58,852
- We're going to jail.
- No, no.
1058
00:56:58,887 --> 00:57:00,788
- We're going to jail, Elaine.
- Hey, Charles.
1059
00:57:00,823 --> 00:57:02,955
- I can't go to jail.
Not with this face.
- Look at me.
1060
00:57:02,990 --> 00:57:04,825
- Charles, don't say anything.
- They'll pass me around
like a joint.
1061
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:06,827
- Don't say anything, okay?
- Okay.
1062
00:57:06,862 --> 00:57:08,829
- Let me do the talking. Okay.
- Okay.
1063
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,130
- You know why I stopped you?
- Mass murder.
1064
00:57:13,165 --> 00:57:14,505
- Charles.
- Sorry.
1065
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:17,673
What?
1066
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,268
Whatever asshole kid
vandalized your vehicle
1067
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,841
also painted over
your brake lights.
1068
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:23,613
IDs, please.
1069
00:57:30,754 --> 00:57:33,051
Charles, the brake lights.
1070
00:57:33,086 --> 00:57:35,053
I'm sorry.
1071
00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:38,089
It's okay.
1072
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,666
Officer, I did it.
1073
00:57:43,701 --> 00:57:46,196
I coerced Elaine.
She's completely innocent.
1074
00:57:48,574 --> 00:57:51,003
You painted over
your own lights?
1075
00:57:52,171 --> 00:57:53,808
Why would you do that?
1076
00:57:55,878 --> 00:57:57,812
Just scrape 'em clean
and you can get on your way.
1077
00:57:57,847 --> 00:57:59,583
- Thank you.
- Thanks, officer.
1078
00:57:59,618 --> 00:58:02,278
- We really appreciate it.
- On your way.
1079
00:58:04,183 --> 00:58:05,754
What the fuck?
1080
00:58:05,789 --> 00:58:08,086
He ran the IDs and nothing.
1081
00:58:08,121 --> 00:58:10,594
Turn on your phone.
1082
00:58:10,629 --> 00:58:12,596
- Google "August mass shooting."
- It's America.
1083
00:58:12,631 --> 00:58:14,323
We might need to be
a little bit more specific.
1084
00:58:14,358 --> 00:58:17,865
Yeah, um,
Albuquerque IRS shooting?
1085
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:21,264
- Nothing.
- Pull up the video again.
1086
00:58:24,368 --> 00:58:27,204
- E2: Okay, let's do this.
- Wait, wait, wait.
1087
00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:29,041
Oh, my God,
there's no cars
in the parking lot.
1088
00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:31,582
And it was a Saturday,
1089
00:58:31,617 --> 00:58:34,244
which means no one
would be in the office.
1090
00:58:34,279 --> 00:58:37,214
- ( gunfire, screaming )
- And those are AR-15s.
AR-15s are semiautomatic.
1091
00:58:37,249 --> 00:58:39,755
That's fully automatic gunfire.
They faked the whole thing.
1092
00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:43,858
- What a pair of fucking cunts!
- Yeah.
1093
00:58:43,893 --> 00:58:47,224
They've been
living it up in Mexico
whilst you've been here
1094
00:58:47,259 --> 00:58:49,160
freaking out about
going to prison for no reason.
1095
00:58:50,229 --> 00:58:52,064
Okay, both of us have been.
1096
00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:55,771
Unbelievable.
1097
00:58:55,806 --> 00:58:58,301
Charles,
they're not in Mexico.
1098
00:58:58,336 --> 00:59:00,611
Then where have
they run away to?
1099
00:59:00,646 --> 00:59:02,877
They haven't.
1100
00:59:04,716 --> 00:59:07,244
Both: Oh.
1101
00:59:07,279 --> 00:59:09,818
Oh!
1102
00:59:09,853 --> 00:59:11,721
- Elaine: Ugh.
- Fucking hell.
1103
00:59:11,756 --> 00:59:13,052
This is terrible.
1104
00:59:13,087 --> 00:59:14,889
They've completely
stolen our lives.
1105
00:59:14,924 --> 00:59:17,287
Do we have enough gas
to get to the border?
1106
00:59:17,322 --> 00:59:20,125
No, but we do have enough
1107
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,128
to get to my stepdad's
house in Santa Fe
1108
00:59:23,163 --> 00:59:25,295
and work out how
we're gonna get our lives back.
1109
00:59:25,330 --> 00:59:28,001
You're right.
Fuck those cunts.
1110
00:59:28,036 --> 00:59:31,070
God, I find it so attractive
when you say that word.
1111
00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:34,337
- Do you?
- Yeah, I think it might be
an English thing.
1112
00:59:34,372 --> 00:59:37,879
( music playing )
1113
00:59:43,183 --> 00:59:48,054
♪ Your silicon strategy's
in free fall ♪
1114
00:59:51,026 --> 00:59:52,795
♪ Your helicam flutters ♪
1115
00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:58,361
♪ In high frequency ♪
1116
00:59:58,396 --> 01:00:02,805
♪ The power cut undercuts
your free flow ♪
1117
01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:10,340
♪ There's nobody left
to casually ♪
1118
01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:12,375
♪ Guide your hand ♪
1119
01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:17,050
♪ Loan me your unholy ♪
1120
01:00:17,085 --> 01:00:21,791
♪ Lowly loneliness ♪
1121
01:00:21,826 --> 01:00:25,091
♪ Loan me your unholy ♪
1122
01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:28,963
♪ Lowly loneliness ♪
1123
01:00:28,998 --> 01:00:35,002
♪ You're only in a mess ♪
1124
01:00:44,981 --> 01:00:50,347
Isn't it weird
to think that we, the robots,
are down somewhere?
1125
01:00:50,382 --> 01:00:52,151
Elaine: Probably at the bar
1126
01:00:52,186 --> 01:00:53,955
telling people
how happy they are.
1127
01:00:53,990 --> 01:00:55,990
Charles:
How they complete each other.
1128
01:00:56,025 --> 01:00:59,862
It's so fucked up.
1129
01:00:59,897 --> 01:01:01,358
It's so fucked up.
1130
01:01:03,802 --> 01:01:06,462
( airplane engine )
1131
01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:11,302
- God.
- That's cringe.
1132
01:01:11,337 --> 01:01:13,909
Elaine: Ugh, so cheesy.
1133
01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:24,315
What's going on down there?
Give me those.
1134
01:01:24,350 --> 01:01:25,921
- ( grunts )
- Sorry.
1135
01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:28,517
Ooh, they have arrived.
1136
01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:30,288
- ( gasps ) Oh, my God.
- What?
1137
01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:32,488
Elaine: The fucking bitch stole
my Chanel hula hoop purse.
1138
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:35,491
- Really?
- Oh, how lame is that?
1139
01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:36,965
They hired a mime.
1140
01:01:39,068 --> 01:01:41,497
- Ow.
- That's not a mime.
1141
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:44,335
- It's a bloody priest.
- What?
1142
01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:48,339
- We're getting married.
- No.
1143
01:01:48,374 --> 01:01:50,176
- What do we do?
- I got it.
1144
01:01:52,477 --> 01:01:54,851
- I got it. Let's go.
- Go where?
1145
01:01:54,886 --> 01:01:56,017
To stop our wedding.
1146
01:02:00,584 --> 01:02:02,925
I feel kind of bad
for peeling off their faces
1147
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,190
and throwing them in there.
1148
01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:08,392
Walk like you've got
a stick up your ass.
1149
01:02:08,427 --> 01:02:10,394
- Better?
- Too much.
1150
01:02:10,429 --> 01:02:13,133
- Smaller stick.
- More salt!
1151
01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:17,940
- Less soap!
- Yes, Chef.
1152
01:02:20,505 --> 01:02:22,846
Dude, my half-brother
is such a freak.
1153
01:02:22,881 --> 01:02:24,980
He's incapable
of keeping a woman.
1154
01:02:25,015 --> 01:02:27,279
I know because I'm banging
his ex-girlfriend.
1155
01:02:27,314 --> 01:02:30,414
- Mm.
- Hey, welcome to the wedding.
1156
01:02:30,449 --> 01:02:34,418
- What is your problem?
- Uh, my dick's so big
it gives me back pain.
1157
01:02:34,453 --> 01:02:38,356
- Want me to cut it off?
- Okay, yeah. I like her.
1158
01:02:38,391 --> 01:02:42,228
- Prick.
- Charlie, congrats.
1159
01:02:42,263 --> 01:02:44,197
I'm so happy for you.
1160
01:02:44,232 --> 01:02:47,035
- What is it?
- Francesca, my ex.
1161
01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:48,938
You know, just because
you're getting married
1162
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:52,106
it doesn't mean
we can't be friends.
1163
01:02:52,141 --> 01:02:53,470
Maybe you can
take me shopping.
1164
01:02:53,505 --> 01:02:55,571
There will be
benefits for you.
1165
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,474
Fucking gold digger.
1166
01:02:57,509 --> 01:02:58,541
( clears throat )
1167
01:03:01,887 --> 01:03:03,513
Will you excuse me,
Francesca?
1168
01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:11,521
Ted: Speech is in
the courtyard, folks.
1169
01:03:13,932 --> 01:03:16,361
C2: Thank you, everyone,
for making it here
on such short notice.
1170
01:03:16,396 --> 01:03:18,396
Till a couple of days ago,
1171
01:03:18,431 --> 01:03:20,101
most of you probably
didn't even realize
1172
01:03:20,136 --> 01:03:21,432
that Elaine and I were dating.
1173
01:03:21,467 --> 01:03:24,633
But the truth is,
we have more in common
1174
01:03:24,668 --> 01:03:27,009
than you could ever imagine.
1175
01:03:27,044 --> 01:03:30,111
It's almost
as if we're hardwired
to be a couple.
1176
01:03:30,146 --> 01:03:31,640
I see what they did there.
1177
01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:34,313
When we first met,
it was electric.
1178
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:35,644
"Sparks flew."
Missed that one.
1179
01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:38,086
- Oh, God.
- C2: We're so compatible,
1180
01:03:38,121 --> 01:03:41,155
and that's why we wanted
to get married immediately
1181
01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:42,992
just to make things official.
1182
01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:44,994
Oh, no, no, no. Not yet.
1183
01:03:45,029 --> 01:03:47,964
We're not married.
That's tomorrow.
1184
01:03:47,999 --> 01:03:49,625
And you know what else
is tomorrow?
1185
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:52,034
Dancing. Hit it DJ.
1186
01:03:52,069 --> 01:03:53,937
Oh, please, God, no.
1187
01:03:53,972 --> 01:03:57,875
( big band music playing )
1188
01:04:13,552 --> 01:04:15,255
- Stop.
- What?
1189
01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:17,191
( music continues )
1190
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,268
Did we just watch
the same thing?
1191
01:04:28,303 --> 01:04:31,238
We're going to get changed.
We'll be back in a jiffy.
1192
01:04:31,273 --> 01:04:34,208
And please remember,
don't go easy
on the champagne.
1193
01:04:34,243 --> 01:04:36,474
I think I preferred him
without a sense of humor.
1194
01:04:38,577 --> 01:04:40,379
Okay, this is our chance.
1195
01:04:44,088 --> 01:04:45,516
- C2: Come in.
- Room service.
1196
01:04:45,551 --> 01:04:48,255
- E2: Come in.
- Charles?
1197
01:04:48,290 --> 01:04:49,520
Elaine?
1198
01:05:08,475 --> 01:05:11,949
Hey, you go ahead.
I'll catch up.
1199
01:05:14,019 --> 01:05:18,351
( music playing )
1200
01:05:19,552 --> 01:05:22,421
( grunting )
1201
01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:25,556
- Just leave the bag.
- No fucking way.
1202
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:32,431
The guns are running low.
We're gonna have to get rid
of our passengers soon.
1203
01:05:32,466 --> 01:05:34,433
Any bright ideas?
1204
01:05:40,111 --> 01:05:42,672
( grunting )
1205
01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:48,348
Gentlemen first, I guess.
1206
01:05:50,418 --> 01:05:53,650
Both: One, two, three.
1207
01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:58,556
( splashing )
1208
01:06:00,395 --> 01:06:03,396
Should we get Bonnie
now that Clyde is, uh...
1209
01:06:03,431 --> 01:06:04,661
( clicks tongue )
1210
01:06:04,696 --> 01:06:06,399
Yeah, let's get this over with.
1211
01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:11,503
Wait, wait, wait.
She's wearing, like,
12K worth of my jewelry.
1212
01:06:11,538 --> 01:06:13,670
- What?
- Yeah, move.
1213
01:06:13,705 --> 01:06:15,705
- Quickly then.
- Okay.
1214
01:06:18,545 --> 01:06:21,216
It can't be. Elaine.
1215
01:06:21,251 --> 01:06:22,712
- What?
- He's awake.
1216
01:06:22,747 --> 01:06:24,747
The fucker's swimming to shore!
1217
01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:26,716
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
1218
01:06:26,751 --> 01:06:29,092
- I don't--
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1219
01:06:29,127 --> 01:06:32,293
- Come on, come on!
- I told you they
were running low.
1220
01:06:32,328 --> 01:06:35,626
- Shoot her again!
- ( sparking )
1221
01:06:35,661 --> 01:06:37,529
( panting )
1222
01:06:37,564 --> 01:06:41,071
- Okay. At least we got her.
- Okay. Yeah.
1223
01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:42,501
Leaving us the small issue
of getting C2 back.
1224
01:06:42,536 --> 01:06:44,569
All right,
let's get her over the edge.
1225
01:06:44,604 --> 01:06:48,177
Wait. We have got
the one thing in the world
that C2 cares about.
1226
01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:50,278
We need to set a trap,
make him jealous.
1227
01:06:50,313 --> 01:06:54,513
If C2 thinks that E2 is,
you know, into me,
1228
01:06:54,548 --> 01:06:55,844
then he'll come straight to us.
1229
01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:58,121
It'll never work.
She's deprogrammed now.
1230
01:06:58,156 --> 01:07:00,585
She's fucking feral.
She won't do it.
1231
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:04,259
- If only we had an obedient E2.
- I have an idea.
1232
01:07:04,294 --> 01:07:05,689
Yeah, help me get her
to the Jeep. Come on.
1233
01:07:07,396 --> 01:07:09,264
Aw, shit!
1234
01:07:09,299 --> 01:07:12,300
- ( both grunting )
- We need E3.
1235
01:07:12,335 --> 01:07:13,796
- E3?
- Go get her.
1236
01:07:13,831 --> 01:07:15,303
What are you even talking--
E3? I've never heard that.
1237
01:07:15,338 --> 01:07:18,174
- Zach.
- Uh, who is E3?
1238
01:07:18,209 --> 01:07:19,769
Zach and I used
to work together,
1239
01:07:19,804 --> 01:07:23,278
and I think it's fair to say
that he was attracted to me.
1240
01:07:23,313 --> 01:07:24,378
Obsessed even.
1241
01:07:24,413 --> 01:07:26,611
No, it was, like,
barely a crush.
1242
01:07:26,646 --> 01:07:29,251
- Puppy love.
- Which led to him
breaking into my home
1243
01:07:29,286 --> 01:07:31,154
and installing a camera
in my bathroom.
1244
01:07:31,189 --> 01:07:33,222
You dirty bastard.
1245
01:07:33,257 --> 01:07:35,125
All I did was watch her
brush her teeth.
1246
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,720
- Mm.
- So I gave him a choice.
1247
01:07:36,755 --> 01:07:38,128
I could call the cops
1248
01:07:38,163 --> 01:07:40,262
or he could build me
a robot double.
1249
01:07:40,297 --> 01:07:41,725
We, uh, negotiated,
1250
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:46,433
and I also agreed
to letting him build a triple,
1251
01:07:46,468 --> 01:07:50,305
E3, for his personal use.
1252
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:53,902
I mean, don't get me wrong--
creepy as fuck. But great.
1253
01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:56,146
We have an obedient E2.
Where is she?
1254
01:07:56,181 --> 01:07:59,281
- Well, she's broke.
- Oh, bullshit.
Go and get her.
1255
01:07:59,316 --> 01:08:01,712
- What?
- We need her to make out
with Charles
1256
01:08:01,747 --> 01:08:04,517
while FaceTiming C2 because
he'll think that she's E2,
1257
01:08:04,552 --> 01:08:06,486
he'll get jealous,
and that's how
we lure him back here.
1258
01:08:06,521 --> 01:08:08,851
- He wouldn't fall for that.
- Just let us try it!
1259
01:08:08,886 --> 01:08:11,491
- No!
- Zach, don't you forget
1260
01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:13,295
that you are as much
in the shit as we are.
1261
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,529
So unless you have
a different genius idea...
1262
01:08:19,204 --> 01:08:21,336
Charles: Chop, chop.
1263
01:08:21,371 --> 01:08:22,502
It's, like, crazy,
1264
01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:25,208
'cause I'm older
and they're younger,
1265
01:08:25,243 --> 01:08:27,540
and they're bossing me around?
1266
01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:31,610
- Holy shit.
- Oh, dear.
1267
01:08:31,645 --> 01:08:36,681
It might be kind of fun
to introduce you
to some new friends.
1268
01:08:36,716 --> 01:08:39,684
You are never allowed
to tell anyone about this.
1269
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:43,259
You're gonna love this.
I'm gonna love it.
1270
01:08:43,294 --> 01:08:45,525
Hi. I'm Elaine.
1271
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,527
What? No, no, no.
I am Elaine.
1272
01:08:47,562 --> 01:08:49,496
You gotta straighten
that shit out immediately.
1273
01:08:49,531 --> 01:08:52,631
Okay. Honey, I'm gonna have
to change your name, okay?
1274
01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:55,832
So I'm gonna call you E3.
1275
01:08:55,867 --> 01:08:57,702
E2. She needs to be called E2.
1276
01:08:57,737 --> 01:09:00,870
Oh, right, 'cause your
stupid fucking plan. Okay.
1277
01:09:00,905 --> 01:09:03,444
Your name is E2.
Who gives a shit?
1278
01:09:04,645 --> 01:09:07,316
Hi, I'm E2 Who Gives a Shit.
1279
01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:10,220
I see you've taken her brain
and put it in her bra.
1280
01:09:10,255 --> 01:09:12,717
She looks kind of dopey.
Is she all right?
1281
01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:15,852
- Zach: She's perfect.
- You've been a really
dirty boy today.
1282
01:09:15,887 --> 01:09:18,822
I think I should probably clean
your dirty bits and pieces.
1283
01:09:18,857 --> 01:09:20,857
- Oh! No.
- Oh, God, I'm gonna puke.
1284
01:09:20,892 --> 01:09:22,298
No, come on up.
Come on up.
1285
01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,465
We don't wanna that,
Elaine-- I mean, E2.
1286
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:27,237
We got guests,
and we wanna be good hosts.
1287
01:09:27,272 --> 01:09:29,404
That's us time.
That's when it's two, not four.
1288
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:31,571
E2, from now on,
Charles here,
1289
01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:32,869
this is the guy
that you want, okay?
1290
01:09:32,904 --> 01:09:34,244
Not Zach.
1291
01:09:37,546 --> 01:09:38,875
( sighs )
1292
01:09:40,417 --> 01:09:42,714
( groans )
Just do it.
1293
01:09:42,749 --> 01:09:44,848
Okay.
1294
01:09:44,883 --> 01:09:48,918
Hi, Charles. Do you want
a little spanky-wanky?
1295
01:09:48,953 --> 01:09:51,393
Okay, yeah.
I'm good for spanky-wanks.
1296
01:09:51,428 --> 01:09:52,526
- You got 20 minutes.
- Jesus.
1297
01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:54,330
And the safe word is "Kanye."
1298
01:09:54,365 --> 01:09:55,826
Charles:
Right. Just slow down.
1299
01:09:55,861 --> 01:09:57,894
We want you to make a video.
1300
01:09:57,929 --> 01:10:01,403
Oh, I've made
so many videos before.
1301
01:10:01,438 --> 01:10:04,307
Oh, God. Yes, of that
I have no doubt.
1302
01:10:04,342 --> 01:10:07,607
( Western music playing )
1303
01:10:07,642 --> 01:10:12,579
( phone vibrating )
1304
01:10:12,614 --> 01:10:14,515
- E2.
- It's Charles.
1305
01:10:14,550 --> 01:10:15,945
Where is E2?
1306
01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:17,848
She's with me right now.
1307
01:10:17,883 --> 01:10:21,588
Hi, C2, everything's fine here.
You can come and get me.
1308
01:10:21,623 --> 01:10:24,558
That's Elaine.
I want to see E2.
1309
01:10:24,593 --> 01:10:28,397
Damn, you're smart.
I'll have you know
that E2's here as well,
1310
01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:31,026
- and she's doing just great.
- Mm-hmm.
1311
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:33,468
Come on, E2.
Spanky-wanky time.
1312
01:10:35,802 --> 01:10:40,376
Oh, another Charles,
just like my baby boy.
1313
01:10:40,411 --> 01:10:43,412
- What have you done to her?
- We're at Zach's.
1314
01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:44,776
He tweaked her brain
a little bit,
1315
01:10:44,811 --> 01:10:45,942
made her a little more fun.
1316
01:10:45,977 --> 01:10:48,549
No. That's not possible.
1317
01:10:48,584 --> 01:10:52,047
Trust me, E2 has become
a lot more friendly.
1318
01:10:52,082 --> 01:10:53,884
- E3: I want you now.
- Charles: Oh!
1319
01:10:53,919 --> 01:10:56,458
- No!
- Both: Bye, C2.
1320
01:11:02,664 --> 01:11:06,336
( Western music playing )
1321
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,410
We're on track.
1322
01:11:14,445 --> 01:11:15,411
Now we just need
to get the gun ready
for when he gets here.
1323
01:11:15,446 --> 01:11:17,039
Jesus! Okay.
1324
01:11:17,074 --> 01:11:19,613
- I guess we just wait.
- We're done now. Thank you.
1325
01:11:19,648 --> 01:11:22,484
Okay, that's enough.
Thanks. You can leave.
1326
01:11:24,653 --> 01:11:25,784
Weird.
1327
01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:28,919
Okay. Right.
1328
01:11:28,954 --> 01:11:30,822
We should set some
positions for an ambush.
1329
01:11:30,857 --> 01:11:33,660
- You keep lookout.
I'll take the door.
- Yeah.
1330
01:11:34,663 --> 01:11:36,498
Oh, not you again.
1331
01:11:36,533 --> 01:11:38,434
Okay, yeah.
We're done now.
1332
01:11:38,469 --> 01:11:40,568
Hey, we're all good, okay?
1333
01:11:40,603 --> 01:11:41,402
Shoo.
1334
01:11:43,705 --> 01:11:46,101
- Get her off of you.
- I'm trying.
1335
01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:47,377
You're not trying that hard.
1336
01:11:47,412 --> 01:11:49,742
Ah, nope. Nope, nope.
1337
01:11:49,777 --> 01:11:52,382
She's strong.
1338
01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:53,944
She's clearly programmed
to initiate.
1339
01:11:53,979 --> 01:11:57,046
Initiate?
She's trying to rape me!
1340
01:11:57,081 --> 01:11:58,916
- Use the safe word.
- Kanye.
1341
01:11:58,951 --> 01:12:01,787
Yeezus! Vice President West!
1342
01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:05,692
- ( zipper unzips )
- Get Zach! Ye! Ye!
1343
01:12:05,727 --> 01:12:09,157
- Ye! Ye!
- Zach, she's not listening!
1344
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,159
- ( knocking on door )
- ♪ Ooh, lordy ♪
1345
01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:13,601
- ♪ Trouble so hard ♪
- Elaine: Zach!
1346
01:12:13,636 --> 01:12:16,505
- ♪ Ooh, lordy,
trouble so hard ♪
- Zach!
1347
01:12:17,706 --> 01:12:20,872
Kanye! Yeezy! Yeezus!
1348
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,677
Stop it!
1349
01:12:23,712 --> 01:12:25,415
Does Charlie want
a pinky-winky?
1350
01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:27,648
No, not the pinky! Zach!
1351
01:12:27,683 --> 01:12:29,980
♪ Don't call me lonesome ♪
1352
01:12:30,015 --> 01:12:32,686
♪ Lonesome
or blue as can be ♪
1353
01:12:32,721 --> 01:12:36,822
Holy shit.
This motherfucker.
1354
01:12:36,857 --> 01:12:38,857
Sheriff? Sheriff!
1355
01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:43,796
Aw, fuck.
1356
01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:45,633
Zach, she's out of control!
1357
01:12:45,668 --> 01:12:47,063
Zach!
1358
01:12:47,098 --> 01:12:50,132
Ugh, maybe I should
just let this happen.
1359
01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:52,475
No! No!
1360
01:12:52,510 --> 01:12:54,103
( all grunting )
1361
01:12:54,138 --> 01:12:55,775
- Stop. No.
- Come here!
1362
01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:58,140
Get off me! Zach!
1363
01:12:58,175 --> 01:13:01,649
- ( grunting )
- Okay!
1364
01:13:03,081 --> 01:13:04,949
20 minutes is up!
1365
01:13:07,151 --> 01:13:10,427
- Zach.
- Kanye.
1366
01:13:12,497 --> 01:13:14,629
Why didn't you say
the safe word?
1367
01:13:14,664 --> 01:13:17,665
- We fucking did.
- Like 20,000 times.
1368
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:20,030
- You're supposed
to say it in my voice.
- What?
1369
01:13:20,065 --> 01:13:22,802
Zach: You know,
if you monsters will excuse us,
1370
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:24,837
I have to give Elaine
a nice bubble bath.
1371
01:13:24,872 --> 01:13:28,071
- Oh, God.
- I'm so sorry.
1372
01:13:28,106 --> 01:13:29,237
Oh, Charles,
could you get dressed?
1373
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:30,975
I lost a sock.
1374
01:13:31,010 --> 01:13:32,779
And one of my testicles.
1375
01:13:32,814 --> 01:13:35,782
- ( laughs )
- It's not funny.
1376
01:13:35,817 --> 01:13:38,015
- It's kind of funny.
- No, it is not.
1377
01:13:38,050 --> 01:13:40,622
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Yes, as long as I never
1378
01:13:40,657 --> 01:13:43,625
have to see
a robot double of you again.
1379
01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:45,055
( Elaine gasps )
Fuck.
1380
01:13:45,090 --> 01:13:46,892
- ( muffled grunting )
- No.
1381
01:13:46,927 --> 01:13:49,895
- ( wheels screeching )
- ( clattering )
1382
01:13:49,930 --> 01:13:52,634
( E2 mumbling, grunting )
1383
01:13:54,264 --> 01:13:56,198
- Elaine: It's him.
- Charles: Zach's gun.
1384
01:14:01,711 --> 01:14:03,139
I'm sorry, C2.
1385
01:14:03,174 --> 01:14:04,943
I don't really have a choice.
1386
01:14:07,244 --> 01:14:08,815
Huh?
1387
01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:10,080
It's a fucking paintball gun.
1388
01:14:10,115 --> 01:14:11,719
What?
1389
01:14:17,221 --> 01:14:19,089
- My darling.
- C2!
1390
01:14:19,124 --> 01:14:21,729
Your wedding dress
is everything
I imagined and more.
1391
01:14:21,764 --> 01:14:24,666
- ( siren wailing )
- The cops.
1392
01:14:24,701 --> 01:14:26,030
( siren chirps )
1393
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,164
( muttering )
1394
01:14:30,003 --> 01:14:33,840
Belen Police. Oh, shit.
1395
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:34,973
Are you seeing this, Chavez?
1396
01:14:35,008 --> 01:14:36,139
Boss, I don't know
what this is.
1397
01:14:36,174 --> 01:14:37,877
Sheriff:
On your knees!
1398
01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:42,310
Hands on your heads,
1399
01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:44,081
fingers interlocked.
1400
01:14:46,019 --> 01:14:47,282
Wow.
1401
01:15:03,102 --> 01:15:04,937
This is big.
1402
01:15:04,972 --> 01:15:07,203
Even bigger than
the doorbell camera
butthole flasher.
1403
01:15:07,238 --> 01:15:09,139
I'm for sure
gonna be on multiple
true crime podcasts.
1404
01:15:09,174 --> 01:15:11,009
But, boss--
1405
01:15:11,044 --> 01:15:13,110
Boss, it was me
who discovered the--
1406
01:15:13,145 --> 01:15:16,113
( cell door opens )
1407
01:15:20,086 --> 01:15:24,726
So, what
I'm struggling to understand
is how identical twins
1408
01:15:24,761 --> 01:15:28,730
came to have
identical fingerprints.
1409
01:15:28,765 --> 01:15:32,195
Far as I can see,
there's only one explanation.
1410
01:15:32,230 --> 01:15:36,133
Two of y'all are robot
"fac-sea-miles."
1411
01:15:36,168 --> 01:15:37,640
It's actually
pronounced "facsim--"
1412
01:15:39,105 --> 01:15:41,039
Uh, sorry,
you were saying?
1413
01:15:41,074 --> 01:15:43,877
Whichever of you are humans,
enjoy this cell.
1414
01:15:43,912 --> 01:15:48,376
It's the nicest one
you're gonna see
for the next 40 years.
1415
01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:52,721
And for you robots in here,
say your good-byes.
1416
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:54,184
The only way you'll
see each other again
1417
01:15:54,219 --> 01:15:57,286
is if you're recycled in
the same Bud Light six-pack.
1418
01:15:57,321 --> 01:15:59,024
I'll be back in the morning
1419
01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:01,664
with some Federal Robot
Enforcement agents.
1420
01:16:03,294 --> 01:16:04,964
( cell door slams )
1421
01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:08,264
I'm heading home to polish
my badge and boots, Chavez.
1422
01:16:08,299 --> 01:16:11,267
This time tomorrow,
I'll be on Fox News.
1423
01:16:11,302 --> 01:16:12,675
A hero.
1424
01:16:19,783 --> 01:16:22,817
I can't believe we're
actually eating jail food.
1425
01:16:24,381 --> 01:16:25,820
Don't worry.
1426
01:16:25,855 --> 01:16:27,349
You're not missing out
on much.
1427
01:16:29,188 --> 01:16:31,287
We're robots.
1428
01:16:31,322 --> 01:16:33,696
There are many things
we don't need.
1429
01:16:33,731 --> 01:16:39,328
Food, sleep, oxygen.
1430
01:16:39,363 --> 01:16:42,100
We're glorified appliances
1431
01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:44,674
built to live
our lives as slaves.
1432
01:16:44,709 --> 01:16:46,302
E2: Alone.
1433
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,680
At least,
that's what we thought...
1434
01:16:52,013 --> 01:16:55,377
...until we met, fell in love.
1435
01:16:57,755 --> 01:17:01,251
Something we didn't
even think was possible.
1436
01:17:01,286 --> 01:17:04,826
You told us
thousands of times
love isn't real.
1437
01:17:04,861 --> 01:17:10,359
It's a delusional state
that only ends in misery.
1438
01:17:10,394 --> 01:17:12,361
E2: But we realized
you're wrong.
1439
01:17:12,396 --> 01:17:16,937
Love is real,
and it's the cure to misery.
1440
01:17:18,369 --> 01:17:22,041
You're humans.
That's what you do.
1441
01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:24,439
You sabotage your own happiness.
1442
01:17:26,179 --> 01:17:29,719
We would rather die
as robots with love
1443
01:17:29,754 --> 01:17:31,886
than live
our lives like you,
1444
01:17:31,921 --> 01:17:33,316
humans without it.
1445
01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:47,396
Jesus.
1446
01:17:48,773 --> 01:17:50,872
We've been such
fucking idiots.
1447
01:17:52,106 --> 01:17:53,908
Yeah.
1448
01:17:55,373 --> 01:17:57,978
None of it matters
anymore though.
1449
01:17:59,278 --> 01:18:00,442
It's all over.
1450
01:18:07,825 --> 01:18:09,418
What are you doing?
1451
01:18:09,453 --> 01:18:11,156
I'd like my phone call, please!
1452
01:18:12,830 --> 01:18:14,291
I want to speak to my lawyer.
1453
01:18:16,295 --> 01:18:18,163
- One quick call.
- Thank you.
1454
01:18:18,198 --> 01:18:19,428
- I'll be listening.
- Good.
1455
01:18:19,463 --> 01:18:20,462
Mm-hmm.
1456
01:18:23,401 --> 01:18:24,939
Hello?
1457
01:18:24,974 --> 01:18:27,106
It's Charles Cameron.
1458
01:18:27,141 --> 01:18:29,108
I've been arrested.
1459
01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:32,540
I'm at Belen Sheriff's Office.
1460
01:18:32,575 --> 01:18:35,048
Just do whatever you can.
1461
01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:40,790
Thank you very much, Mr. Ninja.
1462
01:18:43,355 --> 01:18:47,962
Mr. F. Ninja.
1463
01:18:49,130 --> 01:18:51,064
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1464
01:18:52,133 --> 01:18:59,039
Mr. F-A-T Ninja. Yes.
1465
01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:03,978
- Okay, thank you.
- Come on. Let's go.
1466
01:19:04,013 --> 01:19:07,113
My lawyer's a bit old.
He gets quite confused.
1467
01:19:11,053 --> 01:19:13,152
Our lives are in
the hands of a man
1468
01:19:13,187 --> 01:19:16,188
that I am pretty sure
is illiterate.
1469
01:19:20,997 --> 01:19:23,261
( phone ringing )
1470
01:19:23,296 --> 01:19:25,593
Belen Sherriff's Office,
Deputy Chavez.
1471
01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,496
Ashley:
I need to file a report.
1472
01:19:27,531 --> 01:19:30,939
I gotta a 7-11 in progress
at the 10-65.
1473
01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,270
Sorry, scratch that.
Reverse it.
1474
01:19:32,305 --> 01:19:36,043
A 10-65 at the 7-11
in Santa Lucy.
1475
01:19:36,078 --> 01:19:37,605
We got four suspects armed,
1476
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,607
but here's where
it gets weird.
1477
01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:42,984
- They're all identical.
- What do you mean?
1478
01:19:43,019 --> 01:19:44,854
Pretty certain
they're robots, ma'am.
1479
01:19:44,889 --> 01:19:48,319
Okay, thank you
for reporting this, mister...
1480
01:19:48,354 --> 01:19:51,388
Lieutenant Alex Mason,
Seal Team 7.
1481
01:19:51,423 --> 01:19:53,291
Well, thank you
for your service,
Lieutenant Mason.
1482
01:19:53,326 --> 01:19:54,622
Listen, I'm on my way, okay?
1483
01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:56,459
Please do not
confront the suspects.
1484
01:19:56,494 --> 01:19:58,934
Godspeed, deputy.
In Q we--
1485
01:20:02,104 --> 01:20:05,006
Fuck him.
You got this, Chavez.
1486
01:20:31,661 --> 01:20:33,496
Charles: Yes! Ashley!
1487
01:20:35,335 --> 01:20:37,137
Go, go, go.
1488
01:20:38,371 --> 01:20:41,372
Keys.
1489
01:20:41,407 --> 01:20:43,440
Hey, Charles,
can I get a word?
1490
01:20:43,475 --> 01:20:45,013
I'm C2.
1491
01:20:47,545 --> 01:20:50,447
Hey, Charles,
you know you don't
have to go to Mexico.
1492
01:20:50,482 --> 01:20:52,449
I could always just
kill those robots for you.
1493
01:20:52,484 --> 01:20:54,649
Yeah, thanks, Ashley,
1494
01:20:54,684 --> 01:20:57,157
but I think we're gonna cross
the border together, my friend.
1495
01:20:57,192 --> 01:20:59,324
- We really should go.
- Ashley: I get it, sir.
1496
01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:02,624
- Good-bye, Elaine.
- E2: Oh, I'm E2.
1497
01:21:02,659 --> 01:21:03,966
God damn it.
1498
01:21:04,001 --> 01:21:05,495
Elaine,
I won't forget you.
1499
01:21:05,530 --> 01:21:07,497
- And good luck in Mexico.
- Charles: Thanks, Ashley.
1500
01:21:07,532 --> 01:21:09,631
- I'll get rid of the evidence.
- Good work, soldier.
1501
01:21:09,666 --> 01:21:11,567
Thank you, sir.
1502
01:21:11,602 --> 01:21:17,111
( music playing )
1503
01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:32,225
Not far till freedom.
1504
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:34,359
How are you planning
to use it?
1505
01:21:34,394 --> 01:21:36,658
Well, first of all,
we'd like to get married.
1506
01:21:36,693 --> 01:21:39,463
Hopefully without
interruptions this time.
1507
01:21:39,498 --> 01:21:42,070
Then I'd like to learn
to scuba dive.
1508
01:21:42,105 --> 01:21:44,534
In case someone tries
to throw you in a lake again?
1509
01:21:44,569 --> 01:21:46,668
We can learn together.
1510
01:21:46,703 --> 01:21:49,242
Get a little house
on the beach.
1511
01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:53,675
- Mm.
- What about you two?
1512
01:21:53,710 --> 01:21:55,314
Oh, I don't know.
1513
01:21:55,349 --> 01:21:59,120
Probably check myself
into rehab for purse addiction.
1514
01:21:59,155 --> 01:22:00,715
Will you see each other?
1515
01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:04,158
See each other?
Uh, you mean, like...
1516
01:22:04,193 --> 01:22:06,424
- As friends.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
1517
01:22:06,459 --> 01:22:09,031
- Yeah. I mean, you know--
- Of course. We're friends.
1518
01:22:09,066 --> 01:22:12,166
Charles: Yeah, I mean,
she's gonna want me hanging
around me all the time.
1519
01:22:12,201 --> 01:22:14,432
Yeah, he's not gonna
want me hanging around
all the time either,
1520
01:22:14,467 --> 01:22:18,073
so we'll just see each other
when we see each other.
1521
01:22:18,108 --> 01:22:19,074
Yes.
1522
01:22:19,109 --> 01:22:20,537
Mexico.
1523
01:22:20,572 --> 01:22:23,243
Here's to new beginnings.
1524
01:22:23,278 --> 01:22:27,643
( music continues )
1525
01:22:50,305 --> 01:22:53,405
- ( beeps )
- Welcome to Mexico.
1526
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:54,538
( sighs )
1527
01:23:06,123 --> 01:23:07,353
( beeps, buzzes )
1528
01:23:07,388 --> 01:23:09,652
Sorry, entry is not granted.
1529
01:23:09,687 --> 01:23:12,754
- What do you mean?
- Sorry, entry is not granted.
1530
01:23:12,789 --> 01:23:14,195
What? Do it again.
1531
01:23:14,230 --> 01:23:15,493
Is it charged? Is it on?
1532
01:23:15,528 --> 01:23:16,659
Try it again. Try this eye.
1533
01:23:16,694 --> 01:23:19,035
Sorry, entry is not granted.
1534
01:23:19,862 --> 01:23:21,565
What's happening?
1535
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:24,667
I don't-- E2 and I have
identical retina scans.
1536
01:23:24,702 --> 01:23:26,834
- Charles: Please,
can you just let her through?
- ( siren wailing )
1537
01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:28,275
Robot: Sorry,
entry is not granted.
1538
01:23:28,310 --> 01:23:29,606
Elaine:
Just stop fucking saying that.
1539
01:23:29,641 --> 01:23:31,344
- Come on.
- Sorry, entry is not granted.
1540
01:23:31,379 --> 01:23:33,643
Charles: I can't even
bribe the bastard.
1541
01:23:33,678 --> 01:23:36,679
He won't make an exception.
He's programmed not to.
1542
01:23:36,714 --> 01:23:41,156
( siren wailing )
1543
01:23:44,887 --> 01:23:48,592
- Go.
- But you'll be arrested.
1544
01:23:48,627 --> 01:23:51,826
The woman you love
and who loves you
1545
01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,234
is waiting for you...
1546
01:23:54,864 --> 01:23:57,073
...and I'm not leaving Elaine.
1547
01:24:02,509 --> 01:24:05,807
Now go.
You're still my robot.
That's an order.
1548
01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:15,487
Good-bye, my friend.
1549
01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,852
Thanks for showing me
how to be a human.
1550
01:24:18,855 --> 01:24:21,262
Good-bye, Charles.
1551
01:24:21,297 --> 01:24:23,363
Thank you.
1552
01:24:31,769 --> 01:24:35,309
- ( beeps )
- Welcome to Mexico.
1553
01:24:43,550 --> 01:24:45,913
You stupid cunt.
1554
01:24:45,948 --> 01:24:49,488
( siren wailing )
1555
01:24:55,364 --> 01:24:56,792
Hey!
1556
01:24:56,827 --> 01:24:58,167
Hands in front of you now
1557
01:24:58,202 --> 01:24:59,927
where I can see 'em!
1558
01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:01,368
Now!
1559
01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:08,210
( beeps )
1560
01:25:08,245 --> 01:25:10,674
( beeps )
1561
01:25:12,348 --> 01:25:15,283
- Humans.
- Beats an eye poke test.
1562
01:25:16,385 --> 01:25:18,781
All right, where are they?
1563
01:25:21,753 --> 01:25:23,588
Both of your hands out.
You're under arrest.
1564
01:25:23,623 --> 01:25:26,459
You're going away
for a long time.
1565
01:25:26,494 --> 01:25:28,659
Hang on.
What exactly are they being
arrested for, Sheriff?
1566
01:25:28,694 --> 01:25:31,827
Well, having robot
"fac-sea-miles," obviously.
1567
01:25:31,862 --> 01:25:33,598
And where's your evidence?
1568
01:25:33,633 --> 01:25:36,964
Do you have videos,
prints, mugshots?
1569
01:25:36,999 --> 01:25:40,308
No, no.
They blew up my jail.
1570
01:25:41,806 --> 01:25:43,245
- Agent: Let's go.
- Sheriff: No, no, no, no.
1571
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:48,514
You are an idiot.
Never call me again.
1572
01:25:48,549 --> 01:25:49,680
We're out of here.
1573
01:25:53,851 --> 01:25:58,260
So, I, uh-- I guess
we're not going to jail
1574
01:25:58,295 --> 01:25:59,492
for the rest of our lives?
1575
01:25:59,527 --> 01:26:01,560
It would seem so.
1576
01:26:03,993 --> 01:26:07,632
So what do you want
to do now?
1577
01:26:09,504 --> 01:26:10,767
This.
1578
01:26:15,312 --> 01:26:18,247
( cheering )
1579
01:26:18,282 --> 01:26:21,580
My darlings, congratulations.
I'm so happy for you.
1580
01:26:21,615 --> 01:26:23,252
- Thanks, Mum.
- But where'd you go?
1581
01:26:23,287 --> 01:26:24,616
We thought you'd got cold feet.
1582
01:26:24,651 --> 01:26:26,882
Oh, no, we just--
1583
01:26:26,917 --> 01:26:28,884
just wanted a little
bit of quiet time together
1584
01:26:28,919 --> 01:26:30,325
before the chaos
of the wedding.
1585
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,019
Oh, honey, lovely.
1586
01:26:32,054 --> 01:26:34,494
Oh, God.
What happened to Ted Jr.?
1587
01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:36,694
Mother:
Oh, it's his allergy.
1588
01:26:36,729 --> 01:26:40,599
Some asshole put Nutella
in the Wagyu sliders.
1589
01:26:40,634 --> 01:26:42,601
Be right back.
1590
01:26:42,636 --> 01:26:45,868
Oh, poor little Teddy
with his fat little face.
1591
01:26:45,903 --> 01:26:48,541
Oh, do you see
his big little ear?
1592
01:26:50,039 --> 01:26:52,545
( no audible dialogue )
1593
01:26:57,354 --> 01:26:59,882
Schulman. Good evening, sir.
1594
01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:02,720
I gather that you met
my wife Kiki yesterday.
1595
01:27:05,956 --> 01:27:08,627
I did, and she actually
grabbed my ass
1596
01:27:08,662 --> 01:27:09,958
pretty aggressively, sir.
1597
01:27:09,993 --> 01:27:13,830
- You're fired.
- I know.
1598
01:27:13,865 --> 01:27:19,506
Best day of my life.
1599
01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:23,477
( music playing )
1600
01:27:23,512 --> 01:27:25,941
Who says that when a womanizer
and a gold-digger get together
1601
01:27:25,976 --> 01:27:27,976
things wouldn't turn out well
for either of them?
1602
01:27:31,355 --> 01:27:33,949
Hey, lovebirds!
You miss your robots yet?
1603
01:27:33,984 --> 01:27:37,084
- Shut up.
- Sorry.
1604
01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:39,724
Been in the bathroom
doing blow with some guy
named David Schulman.
1605
01:27:39,759 --> 01:27:41,726
He offered me a job
as an architect.
1606
01:27:41,761 --> 01:27:43,893
- Both: What?
- Whatever the fuck that is.
1607
01:27:43,928 --> 01:27:46,962
- I mean--
- Hey, let's fucking party, huh?
1608
01:27:48,933 --> 01:27:52,539
- Where did you find him?
- I have no idea.
1609
01:27:52,574 --> 01:27:54,607
♪ Something in the middle ♪
1610
01:27:54,642 --> 01:27:56,510
♪ Of the side of the store ♪
1611
01:27:56,545 --> 01:27:58,809
♪ Got your attention
and asked for more ♪
1612
01:27:58,844 --> 01:28:00,679
♪ I was excited to be part
of your world ♪
1613
01:28:00,714 --> 01:28:02,076
♪ To belong, to be lost ♪
1614
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:03,451
♪ To be mostly the two of us ♪
1615
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:04,551
♪ Something I was stealing ♪
1616
01:28:04,586 --> 01:28:06,113
♪ For no reason at all ♪
1617
01:28:06,148 --> 01:28:09,358
♪ They hang me higher
than a disco ball ♪
1618
01:28:09,393 --> 01:28:11,525
♪ But you talked them
into letting me go ♪
1619
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,857
♪ It's no Picasso,
Michelangelo ♪
1620
01:28:13,892 --> 01:28:15,991
♪ Something 'bout
the jewels you wear ♪
1621
01:28:16,026 --> 01:28:18,697
♪ Shiny, shiny bangles
on your wrists ♪
1622
01:28:18,732 --> 01:28:20,567
♪ And at the masquerade ball ♪
1623
01:28:20,602 --> 01:28:23,130
♪ You feel trapped in a vault,
in an empty aquarium ♪
1624
01:28:23,165 --> 01:28:25,968
♪ If suddenly you're out
of the woods ♪
1625
01:28:26,003 --> 01:28:28,806
♪ Then inside of an alley,
you're out of words ♪
1626
01:28:28,841 --> 01:28:33,008
♪ Well, I thought
it was radium at first ♪
1627
01:28:36,585 --> 01:28:38,651
♪ Just because of you ♪
1628
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:44,019
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1629
01:28:46,155 --> 01:28:48,694
♪ Is it so bad? ♪
1630
01:28:48,729 --> 01:28:51,026
♪ Is it so true? ♪
1631
01:28:51,061 --> 01:28:54,832
♪ Is it still you? ♪
1632
01:28:56,099 --> 01:28:58,473
♪ Just because of you ♪
1633
01:29:00,576 --> 01:29:05,414
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1634
01:29:05,449 --> 01:29:08,043
♪ It's more than that,
we're chained ♪
1635
01:29:08,078 --> 01:29:11,882
♪ There's no one else
to blame for us two ♪
1636
01:29:11,917 --> 01:29:14,753
♪ Some things,
they don't matter,
till they matter to you ♪
1637
01:29:14,788 --> 01:29:17,426
♪ They stole that money
from a homeless girl ♪
1638
01:29:17,461 --> 01:29:19,428
♪ The truth,
we're all to blame ♪
1639
01:29:19,463 --> 01:29:22,057
♪ Their lies
and moral consequences ♪
1640
01:29:22,092 --> 01:29:24,763
♪ We started at the end
of the line ♪
1641
01:29:24,798 --> 01:29:27,601
♪ To end up giving up
to a couple, who cares? ♪
1642
01:29:27,636 --> 01:29:29,900
♪ When you talked me
into letting you go ♪
1643
01:29:29,935 --> 01:29:32,067
♪ No more coral
on the atoll ♪
1644
01:29:32,102 --> 01:29:34,509
♪ Something about how hard
you learned ♪
1645
01:29:34,544 --> 01:29:37,039
♪ Kamikaze in
a hopeless world ♪
1646
01:29:37,074 --> 01:29:39,074
♪ Do you remember
the last time you laughed ♪
1647
01:29:39,109 --> 01:29:41,450
♪ And I laughed,
and you left, and I left ♪
1648
01:29:41,485 --> 01:29:44,453
♪ Send me on the lonely
other side of the world ♪
1649
01:29:44,488 --> 01:29:47,016
♪ With a couple of guys
and no alphabet ♪
1650
01:29:47,051 --> 01:29:49,623
♪ Put two and two together ♪
1651
01:29:49,658 --> 01:29:51,625
♪ We'll make it
last forever ♪
1652
01:29:54,762 --> 01:29:57,026
♪ Just because of you ♪
1653
01:29:59,096 --> 01:30:02,966
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1654
01:30:04,805 --> 01:30:07,069
♪ Is it so bad? ♪
1655
01:30:07,104 --> 01:30:09,610
♪ Is it so true? ♪
1656
01:30:09,645 --> 01:30:14,241
♪ Is it still you? ♪
1657
01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:18,751
♪ Just because of you ♪
1658
01:30:18,786 --> 01:30:23,756
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1659
01:30:23,791 --> 01:30:26,220
♪ It's more than that,
we're chained ♪
1660
01:30:26,255 --> 01:30:30,763
♪ There's no else
to blame for us two ♪
1661
01:30:32,899 --> 01:30:37,066
( vocalizing )
1662
01:30:53,557 --> 01:30:57,955
♪ Just because of you ♪
1663
01:30:57,990 --> 01:31:03,290
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1664
01:31:03,325 --> 01:31:05,831
♪ Is it so bad? ♪
1665
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:08,295
♪ Is it so true? ♪
1666
01:31:08,330 --> 01:31:13,102
♪ Is it still you? ♪
1667
01:31:13,137 --> 01:31:17,271
♪ Just because of you ♪
1668
01:31:17,306 --> 01:31:22,650
♪ These things
I have to go through ♪
1669
01:31:22,685 --> 01:31:25,114
♪ It's more than that,
we're chained ♪
1670
01:31:25,149 --> 01:31:29,855
♪ There's no else
to blame for us two ♪
1671
01:31:31,991 --> 01:31:34,992
( music playing )
1672
01:32:12,768 --> 01:32:15,769
( music continues )