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《續攤真要命》

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這個女子住在這棟豪宅外面的帳篷裡?

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她有點不對勁

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既然我幾乎是獨自調查此案

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我要主導對漢娜的訊問

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- 你們倆負責支援我就好
- 我不覺得那是個好主意

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她顯然很迷戀她哥哥

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她不希望他結婚,那就是所謂的動機

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我覺得這是滿合理的推測

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好吧,我們就按照妳的方式

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但妳要記住
我們真的需要漢娜跟我們敞開心房

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拜託,我找到兇器

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而且她的打字機按鍵在艾德格的口袋裡

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我們現在只需要戳破她的謊言

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祝你們平安,歡迎來到我家

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請別介意我家不整潔

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好吧,別再扮演親切的主人家了

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我們來這裡和妳聊聊這個

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(植物識別,惡魔的喇叭,有毒)

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惡魔的喇叭

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對

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妳覺得那是殺死艾德格的東西
因為花是來自我的花園

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- 所以妳認為是我殺死他
- 正是如此

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我該聘請律師嗎?

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還是我該直接上刑場受死呢?

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漢娜,我們只想聽妳的故事

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- 在場沒有人指控妳任何事情
- 我有

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妳幹嘛拿走艾德格死掉的蜥蜴?

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抱歉,妳想要牠嗎?

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不要

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牠是我的姪女,所以請妳別那樣談論牠

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聽著,我們來找妳是因為
崔維斯說妳想阻止婚禮

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我的確想

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很想阻止

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妳想阻止妳哥哥的婚禮?為了什麼原因?

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好吧

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請坐

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你們喜歡聽音樂嗎?

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我覺得大家都喜歡聽音樂

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我知道了

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(貝拉與賽巴斯汀樂團)

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(親愛的災難女服務生)

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我的故事從這個早熟的小女孩開始

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漢娜科妮莉雅密諾斯是被領養的孩子

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由亞歷山大和伊莎貝爾密諾斯收養

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{\an8}(漢娜)

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{\an8}當她成年時,準確地說是11歲時

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她為自己建造了一個
仿蒙古遊牧民族的蒙古包

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這是她的眾多興趣之一

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{\an8}漢娜童年時,得不到應有的關愛

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{\an8}(動物標本剝製術)

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所以她對從事獨特活動產生興趣

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{\an8}那樣能夠幫她打發時間

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{\an8}(恐怖園藝)

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(雕刻木錨)

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艾德格時常會加入她的行列

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{\an8}(射箭)

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{\an8}有一對冷漠的母親和缺席的父親
令他們關係變得緊密

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{\an8}賽巴斯汀也經常加入他們的活動

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{\an8}儘管他在英國可能有自己的家人

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{\an8}他是密諾斯家的常客

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雖然艾德格向來不喜歡有觀眾

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{\an8}(魔術)

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(猶太教)

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{\an8}(古董打字機)

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{\an8}隨著他們年齡增長
艾德格變得更努力發展他的事業

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他對他們的共同嗜好失去興趣

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但漢娜對她哥哥的愛始終堅定和真誠

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生日快樂

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其實這是我的領養日
我不知道我的出生日期

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漢娜,這位是葛瑞絲

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她賣給我這台打字機,所以我才能送給妳

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所以,我想這可以算我們倆送妳的禮物

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我真的很高興這台打字機能送給懂得欣賞

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它的獨特和魅力的人

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這個禮物太棒了

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是我的手機響了,失陪

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巴薩羅繆,你這個沒用的人

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艾德格跟我說
妳的派對主題是“哈法族”

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妳是法國人嗎?

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我不知道

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但我被他們的文化深深吸引

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他們是不仁慈和美麗的人

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我希望有一天能住在那裡

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住在內有迷人設備的破舊房子裡

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艾德格告訴我,妳和我都偏好奇特古董

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是的,越怪越好

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我會沉迷地想像那些古董以前的經歷

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- 它曾經去過的地方
- 我想給妳看一樣東西

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好

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這台是布里肯斯德福七號嗎?

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它就是布里肯斯德福七號

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它好美

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真的很美

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漢娜和葛瑞絲馬上成為朋友

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不久後,葛瑞絲和艾德格就訂婚
準備結婚了

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(阿姆斯特河水壩)

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漢娜對她有一種親切感
而且她們相處的時間也更多了

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等等,妳陪葛瑞絲一起去阿姆斯特丹?

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那天她不是應該和艾德格午餐約會嗎?

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他的工作很忙,所以我取代他

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葛瑞絲沒跟我說是妳陪她去

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在一個灰濛濛的週六下午

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精確地說,婚禮前的37天

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葛瑞絲在斯威爾古德湖邊
舉行告別單身派對

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湖邊長滿了楓樹、紅杉和橙花樹

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還可以做水療、玩手工藝
也有一位身兼脫衣舞男的默劇演員

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那是一場完美的告別單身派對

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除了葛瑞絲和柔依在吵架

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妳覺得婚姻能解決妳的問題?

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那個傢伙甚至不送雞...

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“雞湯”

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好,我要再說一次,我當時沒有大吼大叫

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而且我們不是在吵架
我只是在擔心我妹妹

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而且那就是當姊姊該做的事

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如果妳希望
我可以說妳當時很激動地竊竊私語

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妳覺得婚姻能解決妳的所有問題嗎?

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這個傢伙甚至不送雞湯給妳喝

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我要說,也不是那種情況

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不如我們跳過這部分
直接說接下來發生的事

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好啊

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我能拿點什麼給妳吃嗎?

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要伊比利火腿嗎?

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還是巧克力花魁?

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或是要喝威士忌?

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不用了,謝謝,我太難過了

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而且我覺得威士忌嚐起來
像在喝捕手的手套

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我同意

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那麼,妳不開心是因為妳姊說對了
還是因為她說錯了?

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我不知道

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妳比誰都清楚艾德格最近有多忙

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我知道他想和我在一起

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那妳想要什麼?

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我想要愛的感覺

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心跳加速、熱情奔放
乳頭會激凸的那種愛

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妳懂嗎?

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我只知道艾德格太幸運了

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能與妳這麼美好的人結婚

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我很抱歉,我不該這樣

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不可能

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妳吻了我妹妹?

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嚴格上來說,是她先吻我
但我非常樂意和情願

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告別單身派對真香豔刺激
很多美妙的事情會發生

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如果真的有發生這種事
葛瑞絲怎麼沒告訴我?

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可能是因為妳一直對她低聲大吼

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又或許這讓她看起來嫌疑很大

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我才不相信,我得去跟葛瑞絲談談

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代我向她問好

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嘿,等一下

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如果我們要破這個案子

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我們得聽完漢娜的故事

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為什麼?很明顯她在說謊

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柔依,丹納說得對,我們得聽她的說法

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我跟你們說

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我覺得我們還是分頭調查才會最有利

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柔依

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我應該跟她一起去,對吧?

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不,聽著,我知道你愛她
但那是姊妹之間的事

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好,所以妳們倆接吻了

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妳絕對不會相信漢娜是怎麼說妳的

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妳能停止對我低聲大吼嗎?

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我沒有

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拜託能別在這裡談這件事嗎?

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天啊,這是真的?

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有些事是真的
對,但現在不是談的時候...

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女孩們,一切沒事吧?

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對,一切都好

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真的是這樣嗎?

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很明顯,除了謀殺這件事很不好

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凡哥,我能請你過來一下嗎?

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是生意上的事

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生意上的事?好,當然可以
就像人們說的“金錢永不...”

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- 立刻來
- 好,我來了

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妳想去外面談嗎?

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- 好,我很樂意
- 對我們倆來說太棒了

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真可愛,姊妹時間

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凡哥,你介意我問你是什麼人嗎?

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很棒的提問,我有很多身分

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我是商人、父親、夢想家

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種族上來說

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我的母親是韓國人,但我父親是...

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謝天謝地,你會說嗎?

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- 韓語嗎?會,但是...
- 太棒了

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我在釜山有一筆非常重要的交易

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你我都是商人,我正希望...

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你或許能幫我談成這筆交易

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你當我的語言橋樑,你願意嗎?

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你找對人了,我是談判高手

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- 你等著瞧,這對我來說就像一碗冰
- 一碗什麼?

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就是易如反掌的意思,這不重要,我會...

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交給你了,小心點

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這個傢伙很難搞

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{\an8}- 喂
- 哈囉,你好嗎?

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{\an8}我叫做朱凡

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{\an8}我是...最重要的商業夥伴...

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{\an8}跟賽巴斯汀說我接受五百萬

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這個傢伙來硬的

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什麼?真的嗎?

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可惡

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00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:56,300
{\an8}喂,你有說什麼嗎?你說什麼?

201
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,803
跟他說我減5%,但那是我的底線了

202
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,888
好

203
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:06,518
{\an8}釜山的天氣如何?

204
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,938
{\an8}- 我猜現在是該去睡覺的時候了
- 什麼?

205
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,066
{\an8}我只是說一些話
讓我們聽起來像是在談判

206
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:17,738
{\an8}我不懂你的意思
你到底要不要做這筆生意?

207
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,532
- 他怎麼說?
- 他很憤怒

208
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,659
- 我得跟他好聲好氣地談
- 別失去這位客戶

209
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:28,040
{\an8}好的...我們就按照
原本談好的條件進行,好嗎?

210
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,960
{\an8}原本談好的條件?這是什麼鬼話?

211
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:38,300
{\an8}這樣很好,謝謝你
當然,我會再儘快與你聯絡

212
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,843
再見

213
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,094
{\an8}隨便啦

214
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,640
就這樣?怎麼回事?

215
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:48,602
他同意按原本的價錢

216
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:50,812
不用打折嗎?

217
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,980
不用打折

218
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,775
朋友,我不得不說,你真的幫了一個大忙

219
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:55,859
凡哥,謝謝你

220
00:12:56,735 --> 00:13:00,364
嘿,就像我跟你說的,“一碗冰而已”

221
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,241
隨便啦

222
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:05,369
那麼,我們現在一起合作了

223
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,996
嚴格上來說,艾德格永遠都無法參與了

224
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,832
我想和你談談合作機會

225
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,795
當然,不,對,我很樂意那樣做

226
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,088
太好了

227
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:19,007
我們約個時間,然後再來討論

228
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,092
好

229
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,970
試想緞帶般的刨冰是如此絲滑

230
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,306
放到你舌頭上的那一刻就融化了

231
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,768
但是它...然後你...你跑哪裡去了?

232
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,146
那麼,這次接吻

233
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,441
如果葛瑞絲不肯告訴我們
妳為何說出來?

234
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,944
也許這只是一次性的錯誤吧

235
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,655
然後妳們雙方都理解
最後決定假裝它從未發生過

236
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,781
並繼續過妳們的生活?

237
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,533
不是,這發生了許多次

238
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,245
而且那是我這輩子最情慾高漲的一個月

239
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,584
(第五天)

240
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,085
我們不能再繼續這樣

241
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,670
好

242
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,804
(第九天)

243
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,389
我們不能再繼續這樣

244
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,807
好

245
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,021
(第12天)

246
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:17,566
我們不能再繼續這樣

247
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:19,818
好

248
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:21,987
(第17天)

249
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,946
滴...

250
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,115
(第21天)

251
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,287
漢娜和葛瑞絲都知道
這樣對艾德格不公平

252
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,205
(第25天)

253
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,122
(第26天)

254
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,083
但她們被彼此深深吸引
而且艾德格一直都不在

255
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,589
我們真的應該一起去巴黎旅行

256
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,176
也許去西班牙

257
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,887
佛羅里達州的狹長地帶呢?

258
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,058
我一週後就要嫁給妳哥哥

259
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,977
那麼,我們之後那週再去

260
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:57,856
漢娜

261
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,276
我們得停止

262
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,111
好

263
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,114
不,我這次是認真的

264
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,453
我只是覺得我對艾德格很壞

265
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,163
對,我們倆都是

266
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,874
對不起

267
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:21,713
但我愛上妳了

268
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,512
所以漢娜進入了失戀期

269
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,306
是誰?

270
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,391
是妳的母親

271
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,643
但我不知道我的母親是誰

272
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,229
是妳啊

273
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:39,898
妳訂購了一套盔甲嗎?

274
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,400
不是我訂的

275
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,526
看來是我訂的

276
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,736
我喜歡

277
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,115
妳看起來很難過

278
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,742
我真的很難過

279
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,122
快放下吧

280
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,293
那是個好建議,所以即使她很憂傷

281
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,794
漢娜決定面對現實

282
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,547
放下這件事

283
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:06,717
好

284
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,803
畢竟她已經答應要為他們證婚

285
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,183
但在婚禮彩排時

286
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:17,060
當漢娜看見葛瑞絲走向聖壇時

287
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,646
她意識到自己永遠都放不下這段感情

288
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,661
她得告訴她

289
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,413
我得告訴她

290
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,832
我想向各位介紹我的花

291
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,752
這些花來自我的奇異花園

292
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,714
第一種是捕蠅草或稱食蟲植物

293
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,509
然後我們有惡魔的喇叭,也就是曼陀羅

294
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,303
然後是一些非常茂盛的大麻

295
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,305
這種會讓我們嗨翻天

296
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,642
但是為了告訴她
漢娜需要分散大家的注意力

297
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,227
安尼克知道我在說什麼

298
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,187
他會嗑藥

299
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,525
似乎有個天大的誤會

300
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:08,362
我的快樂泉源只來自
生活、家庭、朋友、一般的鴨子...

301
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,905
(去鹿頭底下等我,漢娜留)

302
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,365
- 什麼時候?
- 寶寶、成人...

303
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,532
(現在)

304
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,536
皮件,例如皮帶
瑞士三角巧克力和小提琴

305
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,290
妳想怎樣?

306
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,251
我想要妳取消婚禮

307
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,127
我不能那樣做

308
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,297
但我愛上妳了

309
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,216
我跟妳說過了,我要嫁給妳哥哥

310
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:31,426
但妳真的愛他嗎?

311
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,137
對,我當然愛他

312
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,101
我得走了

313
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,061
等等,妳今晚來我的蒙古包

314
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,483
我好難過

315
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:49,862
嘿,幫我拍照

316
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:53,949
妳在跟我說話嗎?

317
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,325
你是攝像師吧?

318
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,996
類似吧,我應該要讓大家
感覺不到我的存在

319
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:00,998
我懂那種感覺

320
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,637
當漢娜看見葛瑞絲刻意曬恩愛

321
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,473
她發現葛瑞絲在玩某種情感遊戲

322
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,766
所以她心想...

323
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,976
好,我陪妳玩

324
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,189
這杯能給我嗎?我要喝這杯

325
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,734
你又是誰?

326
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,777
葛瑞絲的前男友嗎?

327
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,321
完美

328
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:35,741
順便告訴妳

329
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,368
我是來破壞這場婚禮的

330
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,129
你真風趣,你很有趣

331
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,674
你充滿冒險精神

332
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,094
吻我

333
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,596
什麼?

334
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,563
天啊,我濕了

335
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,024
妳應該要知道,我有女朋友了

336
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,528
她叫做薇若尼卡
是一位航海起重機操作員

337
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,245
漢娜看得出葛瑞絲的眼神閃過一絲嫉妒

338
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,039
現在她肯定葛瑞絲當晚會去她的蒙古包

339
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,917
她決定打一封信給葛瑞絲

340
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,127
那封信能恰當地表達她的感受

341
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,880
用那台讓她們相識的打字機

342
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,759
(我親愛的瑞絲)

343
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:47,813
葛瑞絲嗎?

344
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,192
是你

345
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,653
我睡不著,我看見妳的燈還亮著

346
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,613
我想妳可能需要人陪伴

347
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,449
- 妳看起來很難過
- 我的確很難過

348
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,202
- 妳想聊一聊嗎?
- 不想

349
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,205
我也很難過

350
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:07,291
明天對我們倆來說都是重要的一天

351
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,627
妳失去一個哥哥,而我失去一個商業夥伴

352
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,172
我覺得你該離開了

353
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,301
妳真的要我離開

354
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,677
- 馬上離開
- 再見

355
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,012
再見

356
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:24,683
拜託你別...

357
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,646
糟糕

358
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:31,815
抱歉

359
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:36,320
等一下,賽巴斯汀週五晚上來這裡
想跟妳來一炮?

360
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,322
妳跟他也是炮友啊?

361
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:41,283
賽巴斯汀嗎?不,我不覺得他有吸引力

362
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:45,871
就是說吧,我覺得他的樣貌超怪
他的口音也很假掰

363
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,206
不,他的口音很迷人

364
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,707
超性感的

365
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,049
我就知道妳和艾德格一起不開心

366
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,384
我早就知道,妳怎麼不告訴我?

367
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,763
我不知道要怎麼開口,我背著艾德格偷吃

368
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,768
布雷特也背叛過妳,我知道那傷妳多深

369
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,395
對,我...

370
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,315
妳真的愛她嗎?

371
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:17,402
不,這只是一時衝動
我的意思是,我覺得自己很迷惘

372
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,654
妳確定嗎?

373
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,239
確定

374
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,115
好吧

375
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,910
那麼一切都會沒事

376
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,287
只要妳別再有更多祕密

377
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,082
因為當妳有所隱瞞時
那會令妳看起來更心虛

378
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,922
嘿,我真的不覺得漢娜會殺了他

379
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,465
對,但某人殺了他

380
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,844
而且,或許她希望妳們之間不是一時衝動

381
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:46,932
好,所以妳整晚沒睡

382
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:48,892
葛瑞絲有來過嗎?

383
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:52,020
沒有,我當時很困惑和焦慮

384
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,815
所以我決定來做冥想,釋放一些負能量

385
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:05,909
抱歉

386
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,077
第一次嗎?

387
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:10,581
不是,我只是技術很差

388
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,669
威爾士長弓

389
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,673
- 15世紀的嗎?
- 我在羅浮宮買的

390
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,050
我能試試嗎?

391
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,615
顯然你玩過這個

392
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,409
我和阿帕契族人相處過

393
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,787
其實是與其中一個阿帕契人相處

394
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,957
一個很好的人
其實他現在是一位數據分析師

395
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,042
但他以前常說

396
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:59,087
“尤利西斯,你瞄不準
因為你不是從這裡發射”

397
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,298
然後那個阿帕契人說

398
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:04,426
“別用你的雙眼,要用你的心來瞄準”

399
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:08,514
當然啦,契帕瓦人說要用雙眼瞄準

400
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,182
然後他們打贏戰爭,所以...

401
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,560
謝謝你提供這個奇特的知識

402
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,645
別放棄

403
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:16,688
是射箭,還是愛?

404
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,440
妳自己選

405
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:27,824
昨晚你跟我說你想阻止這場婚禮

406
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,536
- 妳哥哥是罪犯,我有證據
- 太好了

407
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,204
那麼我們要一起阻止這場婚禮

408
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,164
我們的計畫如下

409
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,543
我會為婚禮證婚

410
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:42,881
如果有人反對這樁婚事
現在表態,否則永遠保持沉默

411
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,758
然後你要站出來說...

412
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,386
我有意見,我反對

413
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:54,184
作為證婚人,我別無選擇
只能允許這位反對者發表意見

414
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:56,061
先生,你反對的原因是什麼?

415
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,355
艾德格是罪犯,我有證據

416
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,527
你絕對不可能活抓我

417
00:24:05,195 --> 00:24:07,489
公民逮捕,別讓他跑了

418
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,999
妳現在不必嫁給他了,我們能在一起了

419
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,126
我愛妳

420
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:28,594
“公民逮捕”?我才不會說那種話

421
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,804
妳真的認為妳哥哥是罪犯嗎?

422
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:34,057
不,我...他只是一個資本家

423
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,894
為什麼妳覺得妳哥會逃走?
如果他沒做過任何壞事的話

424
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:40,105
我承認這不是一個經過深思熟慮的計畫

425
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,649
但我以為我是唯一真正愛葛瑞絲的人

426
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,694
直到我聽到艾德格的誓詞

427
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:50,073
- 可惡
- 安尼克,那超大聲的

428
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,201
各位先生女士,這是誓詞盒子
我向你們致歉

429
00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:58,665
我知道我有時會卡住
葛瑞絲,但當我看著妳時

430
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:05,005
我的多巴胺濃度從16%上升到37%

431
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:10,219
正腎上腺素從12%上升到26%

432
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:14,348
而且我的催產素飆升到前所未有的

433
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,809
23.2%

434
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,896
這些指數都是前所未有的波動

435
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:24,691
這是她哥哥這一輩子
展現出最真實的情感

436
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,902
她知道不可否認

437
00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:28,987
艾德格深深地愛著葛瑞絲

438
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,157
那就代表,他們倆都愛著她

439
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,701
但是他們不能都和她在一起

440
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,328
他們其中一人必須孤單過活

441
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,830
漢娜決定那個人就是她

442
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:41,291
那就像腺體刮起颱風

443
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:45,838
好,各位,我們現在拍一張
只有婚禮人員的合照

444
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,346
我哥哥真的很愛妳

445
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:56,098
我知道

446
00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,141
很好

447
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,769
我為妳感到很開心

448
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,194
漢娜決定這樣會太痛苦

449
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,737
要每天見到他們在一起

450
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,115
所以,她訂了遠洋航班的船票

451
00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:14,700
{\an8}(兩件毛衣)

452
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,784
{\an8}(兩條褲裙)

453
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:16,869
{\an8}(三頂貝雷帽)

454
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,120
{\an8}(一個木錨,兩隻老鼠標本)

455
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,330
{\an8}漢娜會在海上航行一年

456
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,373
{\an8}(一個打字機的按鍵G)

457
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:26,545
但她還需要去做一件事

458
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:54,406
我看見賽巴斯汀喝了一整瓶薛克頓威士忌

459
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,079
他今天很難熬

460
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:02,497
來乾一杯

461
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,586
敬你...

462
00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:09,963
和葛瑞絲

463
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:17,054
我有東西要送你

464
00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,777
妳這樣做很貼心

465
00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:34,821
但這樣不會讓妳的打字機無法使用嗎?

466
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:39,451
這樣妳會有幾十萬個詞拼不出來

467
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:41,912
吊帶褲

468
00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,122
巡防艦

469
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,290
男妓

470
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:48,085
如果妳想寫一件關於巨大男妓的事

471
00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:49,711
妳這樣會很難打出來

472
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,129
你一直都對我很好

473
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,175
把我當妹妹看待,即使我不是你的親妹

474
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,553
我要回報你的仁慈

475
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,765
還有,我要搬出去

476
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,517
即時生效

477
00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:09,106
所以...再見了,艾德格

478
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,819
少一個字母會變成“見了,艾德”

479
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,870
不好意思,小心,某人有點醉了

480
00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:30,169
再見

481
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:34,590
結束了

482
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:37,092
什麼...真的嗎?這就是結尾?

483
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:42,222
大多數人在講述他們的故事時
他們試圖否認自己的動機

484
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,516
妳的故事表現出滿滿的動機

485
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:46,768
好吧,我沒有殺死我哥哥

486
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,813
對,但妳花園裡的花讓他中毒

487
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,565
而妳做的最後一件事...

488
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,775
是撞到賽巴斯汀,他既難過又醉茫茫

489
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:56,069
但是,賽巴斯汀為什麼會難過?

490
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:59,489
他週五來這裡的時候,很想跟我在一起

491
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:02,743
他說:“妳失去一個哥哥
而我失去一個...”

492
00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:04,786
“...商業夥伴”,對,不,我記得

493
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,873
但你不會因為結婚
而失去商業夥伴,而是...

494
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,502
不會吧

495
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,212
等等,你要去哪裡?

496
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,088
可惡,我得跟著他

497
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:18,300
等一下,現在妳哥死了

498
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:20,636
或者說是安息了

499
00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:24,014
妳想試著挽回葛瑞絲嗎?

500
00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:28,644
我不知道,我們倆現在都很難過

501
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,896
我覺得妳知道

502
00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:33,398
等一下啦,笨蛋

503
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,491
你非得讓我在這個
偌大的莊園裡追著你跑嗎?

504
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,243
我在找一樣東西

505
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:48,497
與這個SEC4有關嗎?

506
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,207
不,我還不知道那是什麼意思

507
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,750
而且那快把我搞瘋了

508
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,170
(致艾德格密諾斯,來自瑞秋史密斯)

509
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,425
我就知道

510
00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,887
這些不是假身分

511
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,265
他們是來自獵頭公司的人選

512
00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:08,350
艾德格在找新的商業夥伴

513
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,310
因為他開除了賽巴斯汀

514
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,062
靠,你很厲害

515
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,730
謝謝,我很...

516
00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,817
但是,等一下
如果艾德格開除了賽巴斯汀

517
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:20,112
他為何還像在替公司工作那樣
忙著打電話處理事情?

518
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,405
因為沒有人知道

519
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,409
對,事情的變化很快

520
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,911
所以,艾德格和我才想把這件事定下來

521
00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:31,957
當然,我去請他來聽

522
00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:39,298
哈囉,我是艾德格密諾斯

523
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,050
是的

524
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,929
賽巴斯汀德瑞伍德有我的全權授權

525
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,081
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