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《續攤真要命》

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這樣好多了

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我們剛才在說什麼?

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妳說妳見到謀殺過程

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- 對
- 而且兇手不是葛瑞絲

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即使妳一開始就指控她是兇手

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如果我不小心冒犯妳,是我不對

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那麼...

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妳確定真的親眼見到下毒過程?

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我知道自己看見什麼

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我知道你們都怎麼看我

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我是個冷漠、傲慢,美得令人生畏的女人

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但要當伊莎貝爾密諾斯並不容易

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我是一個高傲的女性
而過去這一年對我來說很難熬

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我的是充滿懸疑和偏執的經典故事

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還有我深深地陷入瘋狂之境

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{\an8}(伊莎貝爾)

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{\an8}你們知道去年我的丈夫突然過世

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親愛的,在場的每一位都非常傷心

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你會討厭看到這種景象

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- 母親,妳在顫抖
- 不,我沒事

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但妳在發抖,來,穿上我的外套吧

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不要,別麻煩了

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- 我沒事
- 妳要穿我的外套嗎?

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不要,我現在就要離開

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免得我還要再跟其他參議員的妻子寒暄

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自從鄉村俱樂部開放
讓義大利人參加後,就沒見過她這麼沮喪

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為什麼那裡有那麼多花?

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母親,花卉是葬禮傳統

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不久後,它們就會像你們父親一樣凋謝

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伊莎貝爾,不如妳搬來
跟我們一起住一陣子?

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我們一家人能共度哀傷

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他們擔心我

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他們會那樣想也很有道理,我當時快瘋了

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亞歷山大

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你在睡夢中死去,而我卻睡不著

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艾德格從我們的醫生那裡
拿了一些安眠藥給我

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但這些藥根本沒有效

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羅勒、月桂葉、芹菜...不對,黑胡椒

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對,不,辣椒粉...

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不對,小...荳蔻,我們有咖哩

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- 我們有...
- 母親

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是的,你好

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現在是清晨4點半,妳怎麼醒著?

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那你醒來做什麼?

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我起床要在開市前晨泳

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因為你的香料罐沒按照順序排好

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妳半夜醒來就為了幫我把香料罐排好?

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我知道這理由很怪
但我說過了,我是個高傲的女性

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總得要有人來排好吧

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你得開除那位女傭
如果可以,要公開開除

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我不想被艾德格知道我飽受煎熬

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但日復一日,這變得更困難

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- 要我假裝沒事
- 你何時才會接受它們是一樣的?

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- 戰馬幣是電子錢幣
- 不是

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紙幣是政府的宣傳紙

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因為上面印有總統的肖像

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戰馬幣是更高檔的貨幣

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母親...妳有聽見我叫妳嗎?

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她看起來魂不守舍

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什麼?不是,我不喜歡你們談論政治

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老是說些愚蠢的話

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但我們是在談論我的虛擬貨幣

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我不喜歡時尚、小烤箱
彈簧玩具和麥可布雷

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請倒一杯酒給我

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伊莎貝爾,妳已經有一杯了,在妳手中

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但這杯是琴酒

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我不喜歡琴酒

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- 不,妳喜歡
- 對,妳喜歡

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妳懷艾德格時,每天都在喝琴酒

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妳跟我說過
妳和父親的上床暗號是“西格拉姆”

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好吧,我喜歡琴酒

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而且我能感覺得到他們在評判我

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他們的同情只讓我的狀況變得更糟糕
而這些安眠藥依然無效

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我開始覺得我真的要瘋了

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不行,我不能聘用
戴著成人牙套的私人助理

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那是條件不足的跡象

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能請你關掉音樂嗎?這樣我無法靜心思考

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我不知道什麼是猶太新年
但是,不行,你那天不能放假

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抱歉,什麼音樂?

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那種很難聽的孩子胡亂歌唱音樂聲

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抱歉,我再回電給你,我突然有事要處理

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那種會在腦海裡揮之不去
你父親喜歡的難聽流行歌曲

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母親,根本沒有音樂聲

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現在沒有了

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看看妳

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- 妳都沒睡覺
- 沒有

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- 妳現在還出現幻聽,什麼...
- 對

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我的母親怎麼了?

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妳受到一場可怕的驚嚇

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- 對
- 沒人預料到父親會死在...

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- 沒有
- 一場空難裡

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等一下,妳說妳丈夫在睡夢中去世

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他在開飛機時睡著,然後他的乘客們尖叫

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他們從天空墜落到地面燒死

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但那不是重點,重點是...

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天啊,妳在做什麼?

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我在幫羅莎娜做一個小棺材

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重點是,我開始在艾德格面前失常

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然後,漢娜,我貼心的怪咖女兒

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我的意思是,我最看重她的意見

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等一下,妳有嗎?

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我從不知道...妳從未跟我說過

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- 我要怎麼說?
- 就像妳剛才那樣說出口

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但我剛才不是在跟妳說
我是跟在跟他們說

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妳想要我怎麼做?

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我們獨處時,當著妳的面告訴妳
我在乎妳嗎?

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- 那樣會很好
- 不,那樣很愚蠢

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妳有考慮跟心理醫生聊聊嗎?

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又或是跟牧師聊嗎?

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我認識一位厲害的薩滿,在伊斯坦堡

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他也是一位傑出的情色近景魔術師

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是嗎?真是太棒了,不用,謝謝

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對,好,那樣都很棒

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我的意思是,我有點好奇
怎樣會讓魔術變得情色?

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- 他用雞雞表演魔術
- 好吧,好

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重要的是,我們能繼續講
目睹謀殺的過程嗎?

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好,當我逐漸失去理智時

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艾德格重拾他的生活

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橄欖呢?吃午飯不能沒有橄欖

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綠橄欖、黑橄欖,橄欖在哪裡?

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我替她向你們道歉,她非常喜歡核果

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你們來了

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母親,我很高興要介紹一個人給妳認識

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密諾斯太太

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我很榮幸能認識妳

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很高興認識妳,蓋兒

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- 母親
- 怎麼了?

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我跟妳說過她叫做葛瑞絲

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不是,你...昨晚在拼字遊戲上說...

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這是不容爭辯的事實

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橄欖在哪裡?

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我怎麼會記錯?這完全不合理

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母親,我開始約會了

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而我想邀請她明天來家裡吃午餐

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如果妳覺得能夠應付的話

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我當然可以,我跟你說過我沒事

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{\an8}這個女人對我來說意義重大

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{\an8}(瘋狂愛上)

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而且我知道她也很渴望認識妳

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她叫做...

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{\an8}(蓋兒)

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她要去哪裡?

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(葛瑞絲)

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葛瑞絲,這個代表我精神錯亂的三個字

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妳故意讓我難堪

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拜託,蓋兒和葛瑞絲

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有什麼差別?沒人會在乎

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我在乎

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我也在乎

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妳當然會在乎,葛瑞絲

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別理她

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我試著幫妳

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但恐怕妳比瘋人院裡的瘋子還要瘋狂

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我很喜歡這個講法,因為很繞口

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比瘋人院裡的瘋子還要瘋狂

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我覺得很震驚,但他們說得對

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而且情況只是越來越糟糕

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妳訂的劍送來了

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劍,什麼劍?

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我沒有這種訂東方劍

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我覺得妳不能用那個詞

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那是送錯了

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好吧,但裝箱單上寫的是妳的名字

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購買人和收件人也都是妳

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我完全不記得這件事

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是這把劍啊

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然後這種事並未停止

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伊莎貝爾,我在泡澡

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- 妳幹嘛訂一套盔甲?
- 我沒有訂

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外面有一整套盔甲

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而且我很確定不是我訂的

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會是我的訂的嗎?

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伊莎貝爾

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妳還好嗎?

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因為其實我現在很難過

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所以,我告訴自己...

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快克服吧

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好

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但我無法克服它,所以我決定放棄抵抗

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這是什麼狀況?

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人們稱這個做彈跳床

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彈跳床?

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你看好,你看媽咪跳

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我認識的母親不會彈跳

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妳看羅莎娜,牠都覺得丟臉
牠真的快吐了

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今天是買彈跳床
昨天是買一套盔甲、一把劍

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我看得出來,妳不記得訂購過這些東西

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我拒絕袖手旁觀,眼睜睜看著妳揮霍

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父親非常努力賺來的財富

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你對我很咄咄逼人

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父親已經死了

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他死在一場撞上阿第倫達克山脈的空難

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他燒焦的骨頭極有可能被狼咬過

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那就表示,照顧好這個家是我的責任

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而且我會做到

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我和舒爾金醫生談過了

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他認為現在是我們討論監護令的時候了

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監護令

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我會像孩子一樣被嬌養
被控制,比死還慘的下場

201
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,410
妳在做什麼?

202
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,624
妳在用超慢動作倒地

203
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,547
我知道舒爾金醫生會來參加婚禮

204
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:19,800
所以,如果我想保有自由,我得向他證明

205
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,094
用某種方式證明我沒事

206
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,345
(艾德格和葛瑞絲)

207
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,097
即使我不確定我是否無虞

208
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,560
舒爾金醫生

209
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,894
晚安

210
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,355
我們很高興這個週末你能來參加婚禮

211
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,608
艾德格告訴我妳最近的狀態不好

212
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,444
妳失眠、失憶

213
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,656
沒有,完全沒有
其實我的狀態比從前都好

214
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,324
你家的...

215
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:49,037
“三個孩子和零隻寵物”好嗎?

216
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,415
他們都還好

217
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:54,418
伊莎貝爾,蓋兒是誰?

218
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,128
蓋兒?

219
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,548
餐巾紙是妳設計的,不是嗎?

220
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,885
(艾德格和蓋兒的婚禮)

221
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,637
出了什麼錯嗎?

222
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,098
沒有...

223
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:12,102
這是我跟新媳婦開的自己人玩笑

224
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:15,397
什麼玩笑?妳跟我們解釋一下

225
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,734
如果得要解釋,那麼玩笑就不有趣了

226
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,785
妳好,艾德格的母親女士

227
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,121
妳兒子一肚子壞水

228
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,248
你在說什麼?

229
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,293
- 他的虛擬貨幣騙局
- 你知道什麼?

230
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:39,838
別裝傻了,“我是又老又瘋的女人

231
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,549
我的鑰匙在哪裡?電話要怎麼用?”

232
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:48,305
- 母親
- 他摸我的屁股

233
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,683
妳手上戴著戒指嗎?

234
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,186
我在流血嗎?因為我嚐到血腥味

235
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,688
但在我打了他之後,突然讓我想起

236
00:14:56,688 --> 00:15:01,109
虛擬貨幣,那就是一切的起因

237
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,861
等一下,倒退回去一下

238
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,864
艾德格的虛擬貨幣跟妳有什麼關係?

239
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,200
我的精神狀況越來越差

240
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,037
而我兒子的反應不是心疼我

241
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,707
他只是利用這個機會
把他的手伸進我的財產裡

242
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,626
這樣不太合理

243
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:21,046
艾德格已經有一輩子也花不完的錢了

244
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,798
沒錯,我們就像蓋蒂家族一樣有錢

245
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:26,093
有時候我很好奇
我怎麼還沒被綁架勒索贖金?

246
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:30,848
拜託,艾德格可能有一點點偏執

247
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:32,474
但他不是個惡人

248
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:36,395
對,結果他死了
而且是我們其中一人殺了他

249
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,359
我知道你在這裡

250
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,655
我能聞到嘔吐味和開心果的味道嗎?

251
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,827
很棒,你發現我了

252
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,704
我在偷聽你講電話

253
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:57,374
對,你就像冰淇淋車一樣鬼鬼祟祟

254
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,458
所以...

255
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:07,259
所以,你看起來對伊莎貝爾

256
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:11,180
那個落落長的故事不感興趣吧?

257
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,391
我不需要聽伊莎貝爾告訴我
艾德格是個壞人

258
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:20,189
當然,但你也是壞人,不是嗎?

259
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,482
你大概能猜到我知道你在打什麼鬼主意

260
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,485
我的腦袋可不只會被呼巴掌

261
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,032
抱歉,我得接這通電話

262
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:33,076
我也得接這通公事電話

263
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,411
或是撥打

264
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,789
- 跟我說話吧
- 嘿,媽

265
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,250
所以妳真的覺得艾德格覬覦妳的錢?

266
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,211
我不是覺得,我是清楚知道

267
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:46,215
我甚至嘗試過打給我的律師
確保我有受到法律的保護

268
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,467
叫他馬上打給我

269
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,386
但顯然他不在半夜接電話

270
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,558
是誰?

271
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,857
賽巴斯汀,你來這裡做什麼?

272
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:05,651
妳介意我進去嗎?

273
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,741
你想做什麼?

274
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:20,499
你幹嘛?

275
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,126
妳看不出來我為妳癡狂嗎?

276
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,963
瘋狂地愛上妳

277
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,848
小賽...

278
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,519
你不知道我經歷了什麼,我是如何受苦

279
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,107
上我,現在就上我吧

280
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,652
我不會逼妳做妳不願意的事

281
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:52,865
不如說個暗號吧?
用妳永遠不會忘記的東西當暗號

282
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,033
比方說...

283
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,328
妳先夫愛駒的名字

284
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,164
牠叫什麼名字?

285
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,795
- 亞歷山大的馬?
- 對

286
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,841
別這樣,妳一定記得,牠叫什麼名字?

287
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,511
是艾德格派你來的嗎?

288
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,929
絕對不是

289
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:20,767
他覺得我瘋了,而你是來證明的

290
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,436
搞屁啊?妳瘋了嗎?

291
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,356
我看起來像發瘋了嗎?

292
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,277
那是一把武士刀嗎?

293
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,279
不,你已經不能那樣稱它了

294
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,993
你去跟艾德格說
他可能覺得我的精神有問題

295
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:42,581
但我的錢還是我的,是我的錢

296
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,792
很明顯,艾德格派他最好的朋友

297
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,921
和商業夥伴來色誘我

298
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:51,381
怎樣?

299
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,426
天啊,你們很愛大驚小怪耶

300
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,096
他就可以說情色近景魔術

301
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,306
我卻什麼都不能說

302
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,058
那種表演真的非同凡響

303
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,810
但整件事讓我感到很不安

304
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,899
婚禮那天早上,我如履薄冰

305
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,653
這個是給妳的

306
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,283
我們的家傳髮夾

307
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:25,249
這個髮夾被密諾斯家族五代的新娘戴過了

308
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,501
妳可以把它放在那裡

309
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,923
婚前協議書,艾德格覬覦我的錢

310
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:37,177
希望不會,但如果他因為
愚蠢的數位龐氏騙局失去所有錢

311
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:41,890
那麼他真的窮得要命的
可憐新娘會一無所有

312
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,433
給妳一個建議

313
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,602
簽這份協議很重要

314
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,522
無論妳和艾德格之後發生什麼事

315
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,731
妳都會得到...

316
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,944
一百萬美金

317
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,028
簽吧

318
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,406
等一下,妳當時是想幫我?

319
00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:01,076
我當然是,妳已經是密諾斯家族的一員了

320
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,661
我們家人間會互相照應

321
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,705
哇,謝謝

322
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,584
- 但我還是保有我的姓氏
- 什麼?

323
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,254
我需要調適一下

324
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,810
好,我們剛才講到哪裡?

325
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,151
我們吃同一種安眠藥

326
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,156
這些不是安眠藥

327
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,492
它們正好相反,這個是阿得拉爾

328
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,785
阿得拉爾?

329
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,495
它會讓妳整夜保持清醒

330
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,498
竟然說是安眠藥,好扯

331
00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:57,549
我幾個月沒睡,但我的安眠藥...

332
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,968
是阿得拉爾?不可能

333
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:05,182
但這兩顆藥長得一模一樣

334
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,978
這些藥是艾德格給我的

335
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,821
母親,根本沒有音樂聲

336
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:23,200
我看得出來,妳不記得訂購過這些東西

337
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:28,163
出了什麼錯嗎?

338
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,583
我跟妳說過她叫做葛瑞絲

339
00:21:36,046 --> 00:21:37,548
妳故意讓我難堪

340
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,759
我試著幫妳
但恐怕妳比瘋人院裡的瘋子還要瘋狂

341
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,262
比瘋人院裡的瘋子還要瘋狂

342
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,891
這一切都是艾德格的陰謀

343
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:56,108
你看好,這一顆是你給我的安眠藥

344
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,862
而這一顆是阿得拉爾

345
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:04,116
你看這兩顆藥,它們一模一樣
你跟我解釋

346
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:15,210
母親,這兩顆藥完全不同

347
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:23,468
因為這顆藥是淺藍色
而這一顆藥是深藍色

348
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,846
妳的精神已經錯亂了

349
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:31,393
- 我們請舒爾金醫生過來
- 不用...我沒事...

350
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,395
我看出來了...

351
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:36,440
這兩種非常不同,我之前怎麼沒看出來?

352
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,025
母親,今天是我結婚的日子

353
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:43,322
妳確定不會在為我和葛瑞絲
祝賀時令我們難堪嗎?

354
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:45,324
妳對公開致詞已經感到很緊張了

355
00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:48,994
我沒事...我已經把我的講稿列印出來了

356
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,496
照著講稿說

357
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,718
他在說謊,一定是

358
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:07,971
還有,他為什麼突然對我的祝詞感興趣?

359
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,391
一定是這樣,因為這是公開場合

360
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,644
他要我公然出醜

361
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:17,648
然後向舒爾金醫生證明我瘋了

362
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,192
所以我設下了一個陷阱

363
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:25,113
如果他竄改我的講稿,我會知道

364
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,790
女士,新郎的母親

365
00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:37,251
我們能請別人幫妳拿包包嗎?

366
00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,045
我可以幫妳拿

367
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,130
- 或許還有蜥蜴
- 不要

368
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,299
母親,讓我幫妳把包包交給安尼克

369
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,139
就跟我想的一樣,他拿走我的包包

370
00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:55,310
但我緊盯著他
我不會讓他離開我的視線範圍

371
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,491
伊莎貝爾

372
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:12,119
伊莎貝爾

373
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,914
伊莎貝爾

374
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:17,666
伊莎貝爾

375
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,217
伊莎貝爾

376
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,512
然後他突然不見了

377
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,514
不好

378
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,059
所以我喝了幾杯酒,然後到處找他

379
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,062
- 你這個傢伙
- 我?

380
00:24:39,062 --> 00:24:40,564
我什麼也沒做

381
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,149
把它還給我

382
00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:48,780
現在是新郎母親致詞的時候了

383
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,283
把包包給我

384
00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,917
別碰

385
00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,212
揭曉真相的時候到了

386
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:06,590
我心愛的兒子是否為了得到我的錢
而用情感操縱我

387
00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,092
我即將確定答案

388
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,265
沒有星星記號,他把我的講稿調包了

389
00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:18,727
我抓到他了,但是,不對,我被他設計了

390
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,940
公開出糗正是他想要的

391
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,778
這不是我的講稿
我的講稿上有一個星星記號

392
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,531
艾德格把我的講稿調包了

393
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,950
這一切都是艾德格的計謀,那些藥

394
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:38,372
那種音樂、精神科醫生,還有彈跳床

395
00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:40,499
各處的人

396
00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:42,751
很遺憾,妳的精神有問題

397
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,087
把她帶走

398
00:25:45,087 --> 00:25:47,047
(監護令,伊莎貝爾密諾斯,精神失常)

399
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,590
這不是我的講稿

400
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:53,804
如果我說我的講稿被調包了
我會看起來精神失常

401
00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:57,099
如果我念出他寫給我的東西
也會有相同的下場

402
00:25:57,099 --> 00:26:02,688
所以我兩害相權取其輕
唯一的過關辦法就是照著唸

403
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:06,149
“你這輩子有過許多戀愛關係

404
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:09,361
只有一、兩個會永垂不朽

405
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,698
你經歷了所有的痛苦和衝突

406
00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:16,785
當你回頭看時,一切猶如過往雲煙

407
00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:21,415
對,稍縱即逝

408
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,085
所以把握好你真正在意的人

409
00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,754
最後,你身邊只剩下這些人

410
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:32,134
然後,當你變老,開始掉頭髮時

411
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:39,308
你能告訴我,還有誰會在意嗎?”

412
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,522
嗯,吧

413
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,319
嗶啲吧、嘟哇...

414
00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:57,951
噢,哇、哈、哈,嗶啲吧,嘟哇...

415
00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:04,041
噢,耶,噢,啊哈

416
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,919
噢...嗯,吧

417
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,838
嗶啲吧,嘟哇,嘟...哇

418
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:13,467
耶

419
00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:17,513
天啊

420
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,264
那不是普通的胡言亂語?

421
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:22,643
- 那是《MMMBop》的歌詞嗎?
- 對

422
00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:25,145
- 我喜歡韓氏兄弟
- 妳喜歡?

423
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,481
亞歷山大好喜歡他們

424
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:32,903
嗯,吧,吧噠嘟吧...

425
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,489
吧,噠噠,嘟吧

426
00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,042
總之就這樣

427
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,002
我會馬上把講好的賣給你

428
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,046
- 還有更多
- 對,還有更多

429
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:53,632
我要馬上處理那些數據

430
00:27:53,632 --> 00:27:56,134
媽,我要掛電話了,再見,親親

431
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,720
崔維斯,你想怎樣?

432
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,347
好,一開始

433
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:04,810
對,我以為艾德格預謀進行
退出騙局的計畫

434
00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:06,728
他要假死,然後偷走所有錢

435
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:09,398
但我現在認為我要處理真正的問題了

436
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,025
是嗎?跟我解釋一下

437
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:14,027
保羅紐曼,我要宣判了

438
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,988
你要花多久時間?

439
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:18,866
在我看來,艾德格在哄抬

440
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:24,663
“詹馬幣”的價值
透過空殼公司投資自己的資產

441
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:28,375
而你現在急於拋售所有虛擬貨幣

442
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,712
因為你知道世人即將知道他掛了

443
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:35,174
然後他的貨幣會比電影月票還不值錢

444
00:28:35,924 --> 00:28:38,677
哇,我不得不說

445
00:28:39,261 --> 00:28:41,221
除了你的戰馬幣發音不標準以外

446
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,390
你全都說對了

447
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,977
令我非常驚豔,但也不重要了

448
00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:49,813
當然重要,對那些信任你的人來說很重要

449
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:53,233
那對相信“什麼...馬幣”的人來說很重要

450
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,401
戰馬幣

451
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,945
你們這些有錢人總是覺得
能全身而退,對吧?

452
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,447
因為我們可以

453
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:03,785
崔維斯,若你不介意,我給你一個小建議

454
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,497
莊家永遠是贏的一方

455
00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:09,166
你不必那樣做

456
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:13,504
所以,別試著打敗莊家

457
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:15,255
你要成為莊家

458
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,016
那種感覺真棒

459
00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:29,770
所以我得掙脫他的陷阱

460
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:31,939
但我知道他不會輕易放棄

461
00:29:33,524 --> 00:29:35,651
他還是想要我的錢

462
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:38,612
他得趕走我,才能得到我的錢

463
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:42,407
而且,艾德格永遠有兩種獲勝的方法

464
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:03,136
艾德格,我很清楚你的盤算

465
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:07,057
母親,妳是偏執狂,妳在妄想

466
00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:10,352
別再固執己見了,吃點蛋糕吧

467
00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:11,645
你做了什麼手腳?

468
00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:16,358
特別遞送服務,凡先生要你嚐嚐這個

469
00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:18,026
不用,謝謝

470
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:21,738
凡先生說我一定要使命必達

471
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,031
他說你不能拒絕

472
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:26,201
一開始我以為他說的是沒有鼻子
但我根據前言後語推敲出

473
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,495
- 他是要我...
- 你看一下狀況

474
00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:32,207
冰男孩,把你的冰塞進屁股裡
然後馬上離開

475
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:33,750
走開

476
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:39,756
蛋糕

477
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,908
嗯,吧

478
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:09,953
艾德格在那晚之後去世

479
00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:13,248
所以,我知道是誰殺了他...

480
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:16,210
因為就是我

481
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,421
但那是因為他想殺了他的母親

482
00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,965
那塊蛋糕被錯的目標吃掉了

483
00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:24,593
等等,所以妳早就知道

484
00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:28,472
但妳還是一整天
都在指控葛瑞絲,為什麼?

485
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:32,684
天啊,冷靜點,我很害怕
妳從未感到害怕嗎?

486
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:36,271
而且我不確定我是否幻想出這整件事

487
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,357
他把我搞得很混亂

488
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,193
如果我告訴你們我懷疑

489
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:44,112
艾德格調包了我的藥物

490
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:47,157
故意讓我發瘋,情感操縱我

491
00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:49,368
你們一定會覺得那個瘋狂老太婆

492
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:54,289
就是你們一直在談論的那位
她絕對是瘋了

493
00:31:55,582 --> 00:32:01,255
所以我選了下一個最合乎邏輯的嫌疑犯
也就是妳

494
00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:04,466
但今天早上稍晚時...

495
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:06,969
事情都進行得很順利

496
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,555
還沒令人起疑,我們能把事情搞定

497
00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:11,473
必須馬上完成

498
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,558
- 對
- 馬上

499
00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,354
我是賽巴斯汀

500
00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:21,650
為什麼那扇門是開著的?

501
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,028
有人嗎?

502
00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,448
有人在裡面嗎?

503
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,501
我的兒子

504
00:32:56,393 --> 00:32:57,769
抓到你了

505
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,781
(郵局,伊莎貝爾密諾斯)

506
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:17,414
(艾德格和葛瑞絲的婚禮)

507
00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:25,672
看吧,我就知道我訂的是正確的餐巾紙

508
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,717
- 可惡
- 一定是被艾德格調包了

509
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,386
我的獨子從一開始就是冷酷無情的

510
00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:35,933
天啊,我不敢相信,我差一點嫁給這種人

511
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:38,560
- 妳已經嫁給他了
- 對

512
00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,313
我錯過了什麼?

513
00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,023
伊莎貝爾殺死艾德格

514
00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:44,816
真的嗎?

515
00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,445
好吧,所以就是這樣?

516
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:51,406
- 我們破案了嗎?
- 對,案件終結

517
00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:55,077
伊莎貝爾殺死她兒子,她兒子也殺死自己

518
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,120
先等一下

519
00:33:58,330 --> 00:33:59,665
我們有自白供詞

520
00:33:59,665 --> 00:34:01,250
我知道,只是...

521
00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:05,629
調換蛋糕是發生在婚禮宴會上吧?

522
00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:06,797
在婚禮之後嗎?

523
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:11,510
是的,你要我解釋幾次
我是怎麼殺死我兒子的?

524
00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:12,678
但妳沒有殺死他

525
00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,388
- 不
- 不

526
00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:19,016
艾德格在死前產生幻覺
那是中了惡魔的喇叭花毒的症狀

527
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,395
- 沒錯
- 還有,多虧了崔維斯...

528
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:23,730
我做了什麼?

529
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,440
我們很肯定地知道,幻覺會在

530
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,069
飲用花毒後大約15分鐘產生

531
00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:33,657
不會產生太多副作用
除了一些日間惡夢而已

532
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:35,742
但還有90分鐘的跳舞時間

533
00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,328
在艾德格吃下蛋糕之後
當時續攤派對根本還沒開始

534
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:39,746
時間軸不吻合

535
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:42,498
好,但蛋糕有可能被用其他東西下毒

536
00:34:42,498 --> 00:34:44,835
- 羅莎娜沒有吃蛋糕
- 沒錯

537
00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:47,629
艾德格很清楚地說牠不喜歡吃蛋糕

538
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,172
- 牠不喜歡
- 好

539
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:53,010
如果伊莎貝爾沒殺死艾德格
那麼是誰殺的?

540
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,679
小莎,妳在裡面嗎?

541
00:34:57,181 --> 00:34:58,599
是豪伊嗎?

542
00:35:00,142 --> 00:35:01,602
妳好,美人

543
00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:05,772
警察來了?他們怎麼會這麼快到?

544
00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:08,066
我的公事處理完了,然後我就報警了

545
00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:12,029
好了,各位,我聽說這裡發生一起謀殺案

546
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:14,698
對,兇手是新娘

547
00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:20,954
搞屁啊

548
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:49,316
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