1
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[dramatic music playing]

2
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[coughs]

3
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[Ghoul]  Ain't much stays clean
up here, Vaultie.

4
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[gun cocks]

5
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You'll see.

6
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[Norm]  I don't think it's our job
to help these people.

7
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They're murderers.

8
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So what do you propose we do?

9
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We can do what they would've done to us.

10
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-[crowd gasps]
-Wow.

11
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They killed my husband.

12
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If your father were here, he'd...

13
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he'd do the right thing.

14
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You okay?

15
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[Chet]  The whole
"opening the vault door for Lucy" thing

16
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didn't sit too well
with the council, so...

17
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I guess I'm not Gate-Keeper anymore.

18
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[Lucy]  I need the head.

19
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It's the only way
I can get my father back.

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[screams]

21
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You can't treat people like this!

22
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[growls]

23
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[Ghoul]  Yeah, why is that?

24
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[grunts]

25
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Because of the Golden Rule.

26
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[Ghoul]  Wasteland's got
its own golden rule.

27
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Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit
every goddamn time.

28
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[♪ Jack Shaindlin: "Let's Go Sunning"]

29
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♪  Let's go sunning  ♪

30
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♪  It's so good for you  ♪

31
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♪  Let's go sunning  ♪

32
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♪  Neath the sky of blue  ♪

33
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♪  Greet the sun every morn  ♪

34
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♪  Feel as free and happy
as the day you were born  ♪

35
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-[Ghoul coughing]
-♪  Let's go native  ♪

36
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♪  Sun your cares away  ♪

37
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♪  Be creative  ♪

38
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♪  Learn to live and play  ♪

39
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♪  Pretty flowers need the sun  ♪

40
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♪  This applies to everyone  ♪

41
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♪  Life's worth living  ♪

42
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♪  When nature's giving  ♪

43
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-♪  Happiness to everyone  ♪
-[Roger] Roger!

44
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-My name is Roger!
-♪  So let's go sunning  ♪♪

45
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[Roger snarling]

46
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[Lucy panting]

47
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[Roger snarling]

48
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[Roger] My name is Roger.

49
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[tense music playing]

50
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My name is Roger.

51
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[snarling]

52
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Roger.

53
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[yelping]

54
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Roger. My name is Roger.

55
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My name is Roger.

56
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My name's Roger.

57
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[grunting]

58
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My name is Roger.

59
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[Ghoul] Hey, Rog.

60
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[laughing] Hey. Hey.

61
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Fancy seeing you out here.

62
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You out for that bounty, too, huh?

63
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Yep.

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[snarling]

65
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[wailing]

66
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Oh, shit.

67
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-How you feeling?
-Oh...

68
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[chuckles]

69
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[exhales]

70
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You know... it's hard out here.

71
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Dang smoothies can be so unkind.

72
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[panting]

73
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I see you got a smoothie of your own.

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[snarling]

75
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-You're turning.
-[grunts]

76
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

77
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Maybe. [chuckles]

78
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Hey, you-you don't happen
to have any vials, do you?

79
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[sniffles]

80
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Just one little puff
and I'll be back on my feet.

81
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You know I'm good for it.

82
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I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out.

83
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That's okay. That's okay.

84
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Though, um, you and your
smooth-faced friend, you, um...

85
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might want to clear out...
before things get ugly.

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[snarls]

87
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I did okay.

88
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Twenty-eight years
since I first started showing.

89
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[yelling]

90
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Oh, hell.

91
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[grunting]

92
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Not as long as you, though.

93
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You've outlasted us all.

94
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How long since
you first started wastelanding?

95
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A long time.

96
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That's a lot of vials.

97
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[Ghoul] Well, I've always been good

98
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at making money, Roger.

99
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[exhales]

100
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Say...

101
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...you remember how good
food used to taste?

102
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Yeah. BlamCo Mac & Cheese.

103
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-Ice cream and apple pie.
-[laughs]

104
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Hot damn.

105
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Apple pie.

106
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You know, my mom used to...

107
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[holsters gun]

108
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[Lucy] Wait...

109
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Why'd you do that?

110
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He was sick.

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[grunting]

112
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[crunch]

113
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Stop. Stop, stop. Please, I...

114
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No, I know it's hard up here,
but you don't... you don't have...

115
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you don't have to resort to... to...

116
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What'd you say your name was?

117
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Lucy MacLean.

118
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[suspenseful music playing]

119
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MacLean?

120
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Huh.

121
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-[squishing]
-Well, Lucy MacLean,

122
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it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade
left up here, sweetheart.

123
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Sometimes a fella's got to eat a fella.

124
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Mmm. Mmm.

125
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Mmm.

126
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You know, my vault
has endured hardship, too.

127
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In the Great Plague of '77,

128
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everyone had to quarantine,
they couldn't work the farms together.

129
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People starved.

130
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My mother included.

131
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My dad dropped to 128 pounds,

132
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and he still refused
to do anything like this.

133
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[laughs]

134
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What? What's so funny?

135
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Well, there's what people say they did

136
00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:04,250
and what they really did.

137
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I'll bet your daddy
was first in line at the cookout.

138
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I bet he had a bib with a drawing
of his neighbor's ass on there.

139
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How do you live like this?

140
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Why keep going?

141
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[dark music playing]

142
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Well, one good question deserves another.

143
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Why the fuck am I doing all the work?

144
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Now come on, Vaultie.

145
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Ass jerky don't make itself.

146
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[vocalist yodeling]

147
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[tense music playing]

148
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-[♪ Michael Brown: "Just Fine"]
-♪  Hello, ladies, how are you?  ♪

149
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♪  Just fine, just fine  ♪

150
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-♪  Hello, fellas, how are you?  ♪
-♪  Just fine  ♪

151
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♪  It's real fine weather
when we all can get together  ♪

152
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-[Reg whistling]
-♪  And we're all just fine, just fine  ♪

153
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♪  Are you glad that you are here...

154
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-Morning, Woody.
-Morning, Reg.

155
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-Nice work on your posters.
-Oh, thanks, Reg.

156
00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:45,125
I've been admiring yours as well.

157
00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:46,583
-Any luck?
-[snoring]

158
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I asked him all sorts of questions.

159
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Who he is, who he works for,

160
00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:54,000
why his colleagues kidnapped
Overseer MacLean.

161
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What organizing principle, if any,
they operate under.

162
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Nothing, huh?

163
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[exhales]

164
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,500
[Reg] Two hundred years with no contact.

165
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,416
The terrible things this creature
must have been through.

166
00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,291
-[shouts]
-What's he doing?

167
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,416
[Woody] Oh, no.

168
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,958
Sir? Please stop.
You will injure yourself.

169
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Fuck you!

170
00:09:19,416 --> 00:09:21,500
We better tranq him again.

171
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-For his own safety.
-We'll try again tomorrow.

172
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♪ ♪

173
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There you are.

174
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,083
Thought you might be up here.

175
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Made pie if you'd like a piece.

176
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I was there the first time that you tried
rhubarb pie and ice cream.

177
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,416
You sure did like pie that day.

178
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:04,750
You came here to talk to me
about what I said at the assembly.

179
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,541
And why do you think that is?

180
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,333
It upset people.

181
00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:11,791
You don't like it when people get upset.

182
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,958
But you do?

183
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:20,458
You're not the only one that feels
the absence of your father.

184
00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,625
People here are hurting.

185
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,166
Disoriented.

186
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:29,333
And with your sister gone,
you're the last standing MacLean.

187
00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:33,666
Your voice carries more weight
than you might realize.

188
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,000
I hid.

189
00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:41,458
During the raid,
I got in a storage space and I hid.

190
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,291
[dramatic music playing]

191
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,500
Does that make you angry?

192
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,541
Why does it matter?

193
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,250
Regular boys...

194
00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:02,041
...can get angry
and they'll just pee on the wall.

195
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,583
When clever boys like you are angry...

196
00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,083
Hmm.

197
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,291
You're lucky not to have seen
where that can lead.

198
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,708
Just tread lightly.

199
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,500
That's all I ask.

200
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,458
[Ghoul coughing]

201
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,041
[vocalist yodeling]

202
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,291
[panting]

203
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,083
[rad meter peaking]

204
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,958
[Ghoul clears throat]

205
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,916
Mmm.

206
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,750
[dramatic music playing]

207
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,791
[peaking intensifies]

208
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,791
[pants]

209
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,875
Now you're getting it.

210
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,916
[gulping]

211
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:42,708
How does that Golden Rule jibe with what's
going through your head right now?

212
00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:54,833
What are you?

213
00:12:55,875 --> 00:13:01,041
Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
You just give it a little time.

214
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,625
[labored coughing]

215
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,458
[tense music playing]

216
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:22,166
[Lucy grunting]

217
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:33,500
[jarring music playing]

218
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,875
[groaning]

219
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,916
[grunting]

220
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:46,125
Where you think you going?
You ain't going nowhere.

221
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:57,916
There you are, you little killer.

222
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:01,250
Aah!

223
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,083
[screams]

224
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,833
[panting]

225
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:20,875
Now, that right there is the closest thing
we've had to an honest exchange so far.

226
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,458
[♪ Buddy Holly: "What to Do"]

227
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:35,375
♪  What to do
now that she doesn't want me  ♪

228
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,208
♪  That's what haunts me  ♪

229
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,583
♪  What to do  ♪

230
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:49,791
♪  What to do to keep from being lonely  ♪

231
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:54,041
-♪  Want her only  ♪♪
-[knock at door]

232
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,375
-Hey.
-Hey.

233
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:04,583
I thought I'd just stop by
and see how you're doing.

234
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:08,083
-Not great, to be honest.
-Mm.

235
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:13,875
First I lost Lucy, and then
I lost my job as the Gate-Keeper.

236
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:17,541
-Right.
-How are you handling the, uh...

237
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,583
...death of the father
of your unborn baby?

238
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:24,875
Same.

239
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:29,083
I was actually just organizing
some of Bert's things, and,

240
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:32,916
well, I thought maybe
you might want some of them?

241
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh.

242
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,750
[mutters]

243
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,458
This is all that's left of him.

244
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,666
He was a good man, Steph.

245
00:15:45,666 --> 00:15:46,583
You think so?

246
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:49,666
Of course. I mean, what can you say?

247
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,958
Well...

248
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,708
He took great care of his shoes.

249
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,958
You know, it was one
of the few things he truly loved.

250
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,833
Get him talking about shoe maintenance,

251
00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:07,041
and... [chuckles]

252
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:10,416
he'd just carry on
until everyone left the room.

253
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,625
I loved him so much.

254
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:18,416
And those monsters took him away from me.

255
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,416
Awful.

256
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,041
Hate those guys.

257
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:26,458
It would mean a lot to me
if you took Bert's shoes.

258
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,583
Wow.

259
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:33,291
Thank you, Steph. I'll...

260
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,791
-I'll try to wear them.
-Oh, good.

261
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,500
And this...

262
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,541
[gasps]

263
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,375
Oh, Bert.

264
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,833
Bert... Bert. [crying]

265
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:54,166
-Okay...
-Oh, Bert.

266
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,125
Oh, Bert. [sobs]

267
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,083
Oh, Bert. [kisses]

268
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,583
Oh, Bert.

269
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:04,125
Bert.

270
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,500
Bert.

271
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,625
[♪ The Swallows:
"It Ain't the Meat (It's the Motion)"]

272
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,833
Oh, no, no, no.

273
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,750
Could you just keep it on while we...?

274
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,458
Oh, yeah, of course, I'm sorry.

275
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,958
-What was I thinking?
-[chuckling]

276
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:25,375
♪  Makes your daddy want to rock  ♪

277
00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:29,000
Oh, Bert.

278
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,250
-Yes, I am Bert.
-Yeah.

279
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,333
[Steph panting]

280
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,291
[Steph moans]

281
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,416
Now, that is one wet lady.

282
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,666
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

283
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,583
[gasping]

284
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,250
[both chuckle]

285
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,875
-Bert!
-Oh!
-♪  It's the movement  ♪

286
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:52,458
♪  That gives it the sock.  ♪

287
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,291
[suspenseful music playing]

288
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,666
[Ghoul] Transaction.

289
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:33,875
[attendant]  Yes?

290
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,875
Two-month supply of vials.

291
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,041
Exchange one female.
Mint condition.

292
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,208
Near mint condition.

293
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,791
[attendant]  Condition grading requires
physical evaluation.

294
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,291
Please send her in.

295
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,333
[lock buzzes, latch clicks]

296
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:57,916
What's in there?

297
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,500
You're about to find out.

298
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,041
You're selling me?

299
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,625
You got problems
out here, too, sweetheart.

300
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,458
Best you try your luck behind that door.

301
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:23,958
Go on.

302
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,750
[dramatic music playing]

303
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,500
[wheezing]

304
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:08,458
[♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"]

305
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:33,791
Welcome.

306
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,083
-What the fudge?
-Fudge? There's no fudge here.

307
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,291
Only a General Atomics International
Mark 4.

308
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,375
That's what I am.
You seem to be a woman.

309
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,250
Please, sir, my name is Lucy MacLean.

310
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,208
My dad's been taken
and I-I-I've been kidnapped.

311
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,000
[stammers] He's right outside--

312
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,916
I say, you've lost a finger.

313
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,541
Ah, that won't do at all.

314
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,583
Let's get you taken care of.
Follow me.

315
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,250
Okay.

316
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,750
Apologies for the mess.

317
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,000
Time flies by lately.

318
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,250
Especially since my temporal sensors
went out in the Great War.

319
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,708
That must have been a week ago, at least.

320
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:25,125
Would you mind taking a seat
on that gurney in front of you?

321
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,500
Now, what have we here?

322
00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:31,458
Too fat, too withered.

323
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,500
Ah, this one'll do it.

324
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,500
Eh, you're lucky
I don't have to use a thumb.

325
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,500
Our finger inventory's in a sorry state.

326
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,875
Now, if you give me your hand...

327
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:43,625
[Lucy panting]

328
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,375
Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.

329
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:48,083
[soft whirring]

330
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,083
[Lucy] Thank you.

331
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,625
-I say.
-I really do appreciate this.

332
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,791
But listen, a big fish ate my head,
and I need my head to get back to my dad--

333
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:56,875
There now.

334
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,625
That's much better, isn't it?

335
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:04,500
-Thank you, that...
-Not a problem.

336
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,083
That feels really, really nice.

337
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:10,625
Now, would you prefer a dressing
of high-quality synthetic fibers,

338
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:15,208
classic cotton,
or a comforting synthetic-cotton blend?

339
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:18,000
You have... real cotton?

340
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,375
Of course. Don't you?

341
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:22,000
[sighs softly]

342
00:22:23,416 --> 00:22:24,458
Thank you.

343
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:29,541
You know, that...
that creature that brought me here, he...

344
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,583
You seem unhappy.

345
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,666
-He did not treat me very courteously.
-Really?

346
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,041
When I pointed out that he wasn't
following the Golden Rule,

347
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,333
he put a leash around my neck
and he made me drink from puddle water

348
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,166
that I'm pretty sure was just
some kind of animal pee.

349
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,458
Well, that is interesting.

350
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:44,333
-And I thought I was here
to be a sex slave.
-What?!

351
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:47,166
No! What a disgusting idea.

352
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:48,458
[chuckles]

353
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,875
I'm simply going to harvest your organs.

354
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,708
Huh?

355
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,666
[grunts softly]

356
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:06,291
[guard] Dessert tray incoming.

357
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:11,250
[prisoners chattering indistinctly]

358
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,625
[prisoner] Hey, hey.

359
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,000
[prisoner 2] You gonna take that from her?

360
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,291
You gonna take that?

361
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,625
Hey, Norm.

362
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:20,000
Veronica.

363
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:26,083
Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?

364
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,291
Those are my orders.

365
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,791
[sighs]

366
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,500
I wonder what your dad
would say about this.

367
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,958
He'd be handing them the cake himself.

368
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:37,166
Yeah. He was a saint.

369
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:42,958
Do you want it?

370
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,500
Mm-hmm.

371
00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:45,541
Nobody's gonna know.

372
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,500
[chuckles] Yeah.

373
00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,625
I'm gonna put this in my fridge.

374
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,458
What are you looking at?

375
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:00,250
[door closes]

376
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:03,541
A murderer in a cage

377
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,041
paying the price for what you did to us.

378
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,708
For what you did
to the innocent people in Vault 32.

379
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,125
[ominous music playing]

380
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,791
I don't know what the people
in Vault 32 were up to.

381
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:20,583
But it was anything but innocent.

382
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,416
31 and 32.

383
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,875
[ominous music playing]

384
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,250
[Steph groaning]

385
00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:11,708
Norm. Hi.

386
00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:14,583
[Steph screams]

387
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,500
Feel like getting out of the house?

388
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,333
Yes.

389
00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:22,583
[screams]

390
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,875
[mysterious music playing]

391
00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,958
[Norm]  Maybe he was messing with me,

392
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,541
but one of the raiders told me
there was something up in 32.

393
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,833
[Chet] Uh-huh.

394
00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:41,250
Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.

395
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,125
[Norm] Then why'd you come?

396
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,708
[Chet] To be honest, I don't know.

397
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,625
You don't think it's because
you're still in love with my sister

398
00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:48,708
and being around me reminds you of her?

399
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,000
[Chet scoffs]

400
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,208
Hmm.

401
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,625
[grunts]

402
00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:57,833
This is so wrong.

403
00:25:57,916 --> 00:25:59,541
Come on. [grunts]

404
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,875
You have to see this.

405
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:04,833
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

406
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,375
♪ ♪

407
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,125
You see?

408
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,833
Whatever happened here
happened a long time ago.

409
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,083
♪ ♪

410
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,166
♪ ♪

411
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,541
[clicking, beeping]

412
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,791
The last bio-signal detected
was two years ago.

413
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,375
[faint, indistinct chatter on TV]

414
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,458
[TV announcer]  This rodent colony
is called a mouse utopia.

415
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:16,166
Inside, the mice enjoy all the amenities--

416
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:20,291
all the food they can eat,
all the padding they can sleep on--

417
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:24,625
but eventually overpopulation occurs.

418
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:28,583
The mice fight for the once bountiful
food, the once endless space.

419
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:32,583
They eat each other
in their desperation to survive.

420
00:28:57,250 --> 00:29:01,166
So, if they were already dead
when the raiders got here,

421
00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:02,833
who killed them?

422
00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:08,500
I mean, it looks like they strangled
each other with their hands.

423
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:11,291
It just doesn't make any sense.

424
00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:26,333
[♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"]

425
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:28,541
[Snip Snip whistling]

426
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:43,000
[Rose]  Lucy.

427
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,375
[Rose]  Lucy, sweetie,

428
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,083
what are you doing out here?

429
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,083
♪ ♪

430
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,541
[Martha] My name is Martha.

431
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,833
Martha. My name is Martha.

432
00:30:04,916 --> 00:30:10,125
Martha. My name is Martha. Martha.

433
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,125
My name is Martha.

434
00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:14,041
Martha.

435
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,416
[Snip Snip]  Pardon the interruption.

436
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:23,083
Our latest arrival has arrived.

437
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:25,250
Oh, shit.

438
00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,458
What are they asking, Snip Snip?

439
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,291
Sixty vials.

440
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,541
We can do 60.

441
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,583
-Fantastic.
-Oh, do her now

442
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,208
so she's ready for the next pickup.

443
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,833
Excellent idea as always, sir.

444
00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,041
Thanks, Snip Snip.

445
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:44,208
Do excuse me.

446
00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:46,291
Nice robot.

447
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:49,333
[Snip Snip]  Where are you from again?

448
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:50,333
[Lucy groaning]

449
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:54,666
Never been there myself.
Hope to go there someday soon.

450
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,708
♪ ♪

451
00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,416
Here we are.
Let's get on with it, shall we?

452
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,875
We don't want to keep
your associate waiting.

453
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,958
[ominous music playing]

454
00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:13,083
Sir, you can't do this.

455
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,166
Please, I need my organs.

456
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,458
Now, don't be afraid.

457
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:19,166
A little snip-snip
and it will all be over.

458
00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,583
Hold still now.

459
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,708
This won't hurt a bit.

460
00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:36,958
Excuse me.

461
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:45,875
[paddles charge]

462
00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,916
[garbled, overlapping phrases]

463
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:57,041
There's no fudge here.

464
00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:12,375
I am ever-ready to serve...

465
00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,625
to serve... to serve.

466
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,666
[cartoon sound effects on TV]

467
00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,750
[chuckles]

468
00:32:22,291 --> 00:32:23,291
Hands up.

469
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,875
Do as I say,
and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.

470
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,666
[man]  [on TV] Calling all cars.

471
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,958
It's a fucking robot.

472
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:33,875
Yeah, you might as well be holding
an air conditioner hostage.

473
00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:36,541
[Huey] Well, an air conditioner
sounds nice, though.

474
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:38,541
[Squirrel] Yeah, an air conditioner
would be a big deal.

475
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,791
But you know what I mean.

476
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,375
Totally. The question was,

477
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,541
does she know what you mean?

478
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:47,125
[Lucy] Yeah. I think I do.

479
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,375
That's why I put
Abraxo Draining Fluid in his syringes.

480
00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:54,291
Snip Snip, tell them what Abraxo does
to the human body.

481
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:56,125
If you've got a c-c-clog
that's full of muck,

482
00:32:56,208 --> 00:33:00,458
trust Abraxo Draining Fluid
t-t-to get it unstuck.

483
00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:02,708
It's v-v-very poisonous.

484
00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:06,541
Okay, you can walk out of here.

485
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,583
Not just me.

486
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,666
Them, too.

487
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,625
[uplifting music playing]

488
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:21,166
[ghouls snarling]

489
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,875
Hey, thank you.

490
00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:40,708
I said all of them.

491
00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:43,666
Lady, those-those ones,
you don't understand--

492
00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:49,166
Whoa.

493
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,958
[alarm blares]

494
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:03,541
Don't be scared.

495
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,125
You're free. Go.

496
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,666
[snarling]

497
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:19,625
Oh, gosh.

498
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,791
[snarling]

499
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,166
[intense music playing]

500
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:31,541
-[shouts]
-[Snip Snip]  Hello there.

501
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:35,791
Goodbye.

502
00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:54,416
Martha. My name is Martha.

503
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,125
[snarling]

504
00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,166
[tense music playing]

505
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:06,833
Martha. My name is Martha.

506
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:10,333
That's right. Your name is Martha.

507
00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:13,333
[snarling]

508
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:17,083
No. No.

509
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,708
[growling] Martha. My name is Martha.

510
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,666
Please, please.

511
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,791
Come on, I know there's someone
in there. Talk to me.

512
00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:35,875
Please!

513
00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:39,875
[panting]

514
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,958
[somber music playing]

515
00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:00,916
[Snip Snip]  Pardon me, madam.

516
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,416
Could I help you have a better day?

517
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,458
No, thank you.

518
00:36:17,291 --> 00:36:19,375
[dramatic music playing]

519
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:34,916
Oh, geez.

520
00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:38,291
[grunts]

521
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:56,375
[Chet] Okay.

522
00:36:56,458 --> 00:37:00,083
I think it's safe to say
they went bananas.

523
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:03,000
This still doesn't explain
how the raiders got in.

524
00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:17,833
These people were crazy.

525
00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:19,375
If there were any survivors down here,

526
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:22,291
they probably opened the door
and welcomed the raiders right in.

527
00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,333
[typing on keyboard]

528
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,875
[suspenseful music playing]

529
00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,833
It says it was opened from the outside.

530
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:39,833
No.

531
00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,500
They'd need a Pip-Boy to open the door.

532
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:43,166
They had one.

533
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,250
Whose?

534
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,750
My mom's.

535
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:05,166
[dramatic music playing]

536
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,500
[labored breathing]

537
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:24,291
You don't get these,
you turn into one of those?

538
00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:25,875
That how it works?

539
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:50,791
I may end up looking like you...

540
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,416
...but I'll never be like you.

541
00:39:05,916 --> 00:39:07,958
Golden Rule, motherfucker.

542
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:21,125
[majestic music playing]

543
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:45,291
-[♪ The Andrews Sisters:
"I Can Dream, Can't I?"]
-♪  Dream on  ♪

544
00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:47,958
♪  Dream  ♪

545
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:50,875
♪  On...

546
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:51,875
[grunting]

547
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:55,000
♪  I can see  ♪

548
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:57,666
♪  No matter how near  ♪

549
00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:00,500
♪  You'll be  ♪

550
00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:04,541
♪  You'll never belong  ♪

551
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:06,708
♪  To me  ♪

552
00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:09,583
[coughs]

553
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:12,583
♪  But I can dream, can't I?  ♪

554
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:16,583
♪  Can't I pretend that I'm locked  ♪

555
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,333
♪  In the bend  ♪

556
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,833
♪  Of your embrace?  ♪

557
00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:24,625
♪  For dreams  ♪

558
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:27,666
♪  Are just like wine  ♪

559
00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:30,708
♪  And I am drunk  ♪

560
00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:34,875
♪  With mine  ♪

561
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:38,791
♪  I'm aware  ♪

562
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:42,000
♪  My heart is a sad affair...

563
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:44,500
Are you shitting me?

564
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:48,541
♪  There's much disillusion  ♪

565
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,708
♪  There  ♪

566
00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:54,375
♪  But I can dream  ♪

567
00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,083
♪  Can't I...

568
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,541
Whoo!

569
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,958
Ah. I'd love to share
some of this with y'all, but...

570
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,875
[grunts]

571
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,625
...y'all weren't invited to this party.

572
00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:09,666
[chuckles]

573
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,416
♪  There  ♪

574
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,666
♪  But I can dream  ♪

575
00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:18,916
♪  Can't I?  ♪

576
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000
♪  Can't I adore you?  ♪

577
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:29,458
♪  Although we are oceans apart?  ♪

578
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:34,708
♪  I can't make you open your heart  ♪

579
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:40,208
♪  But I can dream  ♪

580
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:44,875
♪  Can't I?  ♪♪

581
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,208
[grunts]

582
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:55,000
[sighs]

583
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,875
[clicks]

584
00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:59,208
[Western-style music playing over TV]

585
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,875
[gunshot]

586
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:16,083
[man groaning over TV]

587
00:42:17,916 --> 00:42:23,000
There's an old Mexican eulogy,
"Feo, fuerte y formal."

588
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:26,208
Means he was ugly, strong,

589
00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,541
and had dignity.

590
00:42:28,625 --> 00:42:31,083
-Well, Joey...
-[gun cocks over TV]

591
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:33,500
...I'll give you
two out of three on that front.

592
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,833
[gunshot]

593
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:39,000
[grunts]

594
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:42,541
I hope you like the taste of lead,
you commie son of a bitch.

595
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:45,041
[triumphant music playing over TV]

596
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:47,333
Yee-haw!

597
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:51,083
{\an8}♪ ♪

598
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,166
{\an8}♪ ♪

599
00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,041
{\an8}♪ ♪

600
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,458
{\an8}[♪ Sam Fonteyn: "Journey into Melody"]

601
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,958
{\an8}♪ ♪

602
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,958
{\an8}♪ ♪

603
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,458
{\an8}♪ ♪