1 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:13,291 My name is Diane Welch, 2 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:16,125 congresswoman for the District of Glendale. 3 00:00:16,207 --> 00:00:19,000 I don't think America can afford 4 00:00:19,083 --> 00:00:21,708 any more corporate influence in Washington. 5 00:00:21,791 --> 00:00:23,458 [light laughter] 6 00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:25,250 War never changes. 7 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:27,500 I know what you're planning to do, Barb. 8 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:30,916 [Barb Howard] For Janey. Wouldn't you? 9 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:34,291 There are worse people out there than me, Coop. 10 00:00:34,416 --> 00:00:36,125 [Thaddeus] We definitely gotta sell it. 11 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,791 We'll give it to a good person. 12 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,333 -[yelling] -Stop them! 13 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:45,500 Press the button, it's the only way. 14 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,500 [tense music playing] 15 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:56,208 It's just you and me now, Bets. 16 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:58,916 The water crisis in 33 is getting worse. 17 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:05,750 There's a Keepsake Box 18 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,333 that Hank brought with him to Vault 31. 19 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:11,125 It's locked, but if you bring me that box, 20 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,916 I'll consider giving you access to our water. 21 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:18,500 Forced Evolutionary Virus. 22 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,166 [electricity zapping] 23 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:21,416 [grunting] 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,958 -[hisses] -[Hank gasps] 25 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,500 -[Dogmeat barks] -[groans] 26 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:45,291 -[Thaddeus] Is that... -Fuck. 27 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:47,125 Hey. 28 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:52,666 [gate hisses] 29 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,583 Have you seen Woody? 30 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:57,458 [scoffs] No, huh? 31 00:01:57,541 --> 00:01:59,291 Hey, what about Woody? 32 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,291 ♪♪ 33 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:27,708 [voice echoing] They're coming! They're coming! 34 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,041 [heavy breathing] 35 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,875 [tense music playing] 36 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:45,000 [alarm blaring] 37 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,750 ♪♪ 38 00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:52,291 [panting] 39 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,750 No! 40 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:57,041 [alarms continue] 41 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:59,916 -[gunfire] -[shrieking] 42 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,291 [both panting] 43 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,083 [Vertibird whirring] 44 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:10,583 -Lord tunderin' Jaysus. -Mom. 45 00:03:10,666 --> 00:03:13,666 [distorted] Halt. Back to the internment camp, hosers. 46 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:17,958 Turn around and start walking, or I will shoot. 47 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:19,500 -[screaming] -What the f-- 48 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:20,916 -[explosion] -[high-pitched ringing] 49 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 [gasping] 50 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:28,208 [breathing heavily] 51 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:36,541 -[high-pitched ringing] -[muffled coughing] 52 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,625 [breathing deeply] 53 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:52,458 [snoring] 54 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,708 [dramatic music playing] 55 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,625 [sighs] 56 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,166 No. 57 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,458 [sobbing] 58 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,958 -[whispering] It's okay. -No. 59 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:17,332 -It's okay, baby. -[sobbing] 60 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:18,582 Now you just go south. 61 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,791 You cross that border and you keep going south. 62 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,291 You get somewhere warm. 63 00:04:24,957 --> 00:04:26,875 I know I raised you Catholic, 64 00:04:26,957 --> 00:04:28,707 but you forget all that, okay? 65 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:30,541 You forget everything those people ever said. 66 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:32,166 You're coming with me. 67 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,000 It's too late for me, my love. 68 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:37,541 There's a flood coming. 69 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:42,041 Now, you keep your head above that water any way you can. 70 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:46,082 And you get south of that border and you cling to the highest branch 71 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,582 you can find, and you survive. 72 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,625 [dramatic music playing] 73 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:57,791 If you have to hurt people, God won't judge you. 74 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,916 ♪♪ 75 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:15,333 [gate squeaking] 76 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,541 Hey, beautiful. 77 00:05:17,541 --> 00:05:18,582 Passport? 78 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,582 [spitting] 79 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:28,832 Don't think of them as human beings. 80 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:30,166 [sighs] 81 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,957 Think of them as Americans. 82 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:35,041 [ominous music playing] 83 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:43,916 [patriotic music playing] 84 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,041 [♪ Nat King Cole: "When You're Smiling"] 85 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:52,957 ♪ When you're ♪ 86 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:56,916 ♪ smiling ♪ 87 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,708 ♪ When you're smiling ♪ 88 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:06,750 ♪ the whole world smiles ♪ 89 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:09,541 ♪ with you ♪ 90 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:11,041 [dial clicking] 91 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:15,583 ♪ When you're laughing ♪ 92 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:20,750 ♪ When you're laughing ♪ 93 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:24,916 ♪ the sun comes ♪ 94 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,916 ♪ shining through ♪ 95 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:34,041 ♪ But when you're crying... ♪ 96 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,957 Well, I guess this is one way to save the world. 97 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:42,291 But it's wrong. 98 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:45,916 Perfect is the enemy of good, Lucy. 99 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,707 ♪ happy again ♪ 100 00:06:48,791 --> 00:06:51,916 ♪ Keep on smiling ♪♪ 101 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:56,750 What does it do to their brains? 102 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:58,875 Tidies things up a bit. 103 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:04,500 Cleans the memory of the horrors they've experienced. 104 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:08,666 This dial controls how much amnesia they have, 105 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:11,791 and the mainframe implants new ideas in their heads. 106 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:16,541 Turning these Wastelanders into well-meaning, good people. 107 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,625 I'm shutting this whole thing down, and I'm bringing you home. 108 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,291 How do I do that? 109 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,916 Once the procedure's been finished, it's irreversible. 110 00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:33,957 Fine. 111 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,875 Then, how do I stop you from making more? 112 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:40,082 Well, we have to destroy the mainframe which programs the Boxes, 113 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,957 -and that's in the basement. -How do I get there? 114 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:43,416 It's a bit of a hike. 115 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,832 Let's take the golf cart. 116 00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:51,375 What's a golf cart? 117 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,625 Oh. 118 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:55,707 Lucy? 119 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:56,791 [whimsical music playing] 120 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,250 This is gonna be fun! 121 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,083 [sighs] 122 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,291 -[cart whirring] -Straighten it out. 123 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,791 -[tires screeching lightly] -There you go. 124 00:08:03,875 --> 00:08:06,125 Alright, back. Good. 125 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:08,750 [tires screeching] 126 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,416 You're doing great. You're doing great. 127 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,750 Keep the speed up. 128 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:14,291 -[sighs] -Alright, this is a toughie, Lucy. 129 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:15,666 You don't use both feet. 130 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:19,250 -What? There's two pedals. -I know. 131 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,500 But you just use one foot for both pedals. 132 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:23,707 That doesn't make any sense. 133 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,082 You'll get it. 134 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:26,166 ♪♪ 135 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,832 -You're doing great. -[tires screeching] 136 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:33,040 Really wish we'd had a normal life, Sugarbomb. 137 00:08:38,290 --> 00:08:41,500 We did have one, Dad. You wrecked it. 138 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:51,290 [beeps, door unlocks] 139 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:58,833 The mainframe is in there. 140 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,083 Okay, I need water and I need potassium. 141 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,791 To make an explosive? 142 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,833 What if you don't have potassium? 143 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:10,333 I can make do with, um... 144 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,666 -Come on, you got this. -With, uh... 145 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:12,833 Oh, mind the floor. 146 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,000 I just mopped. 147 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,333 [grunting] 148 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,375 Thank you. 149 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:29,083 [soft, dramatic music playing] 150 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,415 You know, the Legion is still out there. 151 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,915 I know. 152 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,750 They're gonna hurt a lot of people. 153 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,750 Yes. 154 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:53,040 And with what you've created, you could stop them. 155 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,625 We could stop them, Lucy. 156 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 [boot spurs jingling] 157 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,583 Hey. 158 00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:44,833 Just a couple of ghouls. Am I right? 159 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,125 [sighs] 160 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,208 Just talking ghoul stuff. 161 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,540 So, you fought that guy? 162 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,708 Yeah, but I was wearing Power Armor. 163 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:03,916 Well, you know, that Armor's really hard to operate. 164 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,958 When I was in that shit, I tried to pick up a cup in the cafeteria, 165 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,000 it was crazy. 166 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,291 You sure we should be following him? 167 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,125 He said he would take us to Lucy. 168 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:15,958 Hey, where are we going? 169 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,833 Lucky 38. 170 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,958 Uh, we're-we're goin' the wrong direction. 171 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,208 Vegas is that way. 172 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:28,375 You wanna save the girl, you're gonna have to get into an impenetrable Vault, 173 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,750 the same Vault my family is in. 174 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:33,583 To get there, you're gonna have to cross the Strip. 175 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,915 You wanna cross the Strip, you gon' have to kill a pack of Deathclaws. 176 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 ♪♪ 177 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,000 We need to kit up. 178 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,540 So, Lucy's in Las Vegas. 179 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,250 I can see why you two got along so well. 180 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,915 Yeah, why's that? 181 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,333 'Cause you ask a lot of goddamn questions. 182 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,375 I got a question for you. 183 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:01,708 How do you have that? 184 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 185 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:08,583 Maybe before things escalate here, we can maybe all agree 186 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,125 that he's got a gun? 187 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,500 Open your hand. 188 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,125 Just let him see it. 189 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,083 [ominous music playing] 190 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,250 This is for Lucy. 191 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:35,333 She's a good person. She'll do the right thing with it. 192 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,625 -[gun clicks] -[music fades] 193 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,458 [Thaddeus sighs] 194 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,625 [Cooper Howard] Thanks for helping my friend get back to his hotel room. 195 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,790 [maid] Oh, not to worry, sir. 196 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,375 [Cooper] Bet you've seen a lot in this town. 197 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,375 -Hey. -Yeah? 198 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,125 I've seen your face on those billboards for the Vaults. 199 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,333 Yeah. 200 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,958 Do you have any idea how a gal on minimum wage 201 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,583 can get into one? 202 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,583 I'm sorry, sweetheart, but the Vaults 203 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,333 aren't all they're cracked up to be. 204 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,916 Maybe the best thing that we could hope for 205 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,708 is that enough people do the right thing 206 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,875 so that the Vaults aren't necessary. 207 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,208 Hm. That's a nice sentiment. 208 00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:37,083 But I think I have a better chance of getting in a Vault. 209 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,665 Do you know how I could get a job at Vault-Tec? 210 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,915 [Cooper sighs] 211 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:49,958 Ask him. 212 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,083 [ominous music playing] 213 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,000 [door opens, shuts] 214 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,083 -[♪ Raymond Scott: "Devil Drums"] -[guests cheering, laughing] 215 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,708 [music and laughter continue] 216 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,833 [indistinct chatter] 217 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:51,208 -Hi. -Hi. 218 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,958 Thank you very much for meeting me. 219 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,290 Thank you for bailing me out of jail. 220 00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,915 I know you're a good person. 221 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:04,458 And I know that you're trying to do the right thing. 222 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,625 I wanna believe in people like you, 223 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,750 that fight for all the right things, but you don't make it easy. 224 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:18,166 I saw you at that VA meeting last week. 225 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,666 Why can't good people like you just learn to sell it better? 226 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:22,916 I don't know. 227 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,208 How's that worked in your experience? 228 00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:32,915 How much do you actually know about the company 229 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 that put you on all those billboards? 230 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,665 More than I did when I signed that contract. 231 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,165 So, you know why your wife is in Las Vegas? 232 00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:44,708 They're delivering the most powerful technology in the world 233 00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,458 to the most powerful man in the world. 234 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,040 Robert House wants the diode so he can live forever, 235 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,915 and Vault-Tec gets the bombs in exchange. 236 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,500 And when they do that... 237 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,833 They'll be the only ones left. 238 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,790 And that's what they want. 239 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,625 What if my wife's deal fell through? 240 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:15,583 What would you do with infinite energy? 241 00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,750 Give it away to the public. 242 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,958 I know how it's being transported. 243 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,165 If I could deliver it to you, I'll need assurances. 244 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:34,415 No offense, but I-- 245 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,125 No, I get it. I wouldn't give it to me, either. 246 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,500 But if it helps, two hours ago, 247 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:44,125 an unmarked government plane landed at McCarran Airport. 248 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:47,790 The President of the United States is in Las Vegas. 249 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:50,665 How would you feel about giving it directly to him? 250 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,833 You can get me a meeting with the President? 251 00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,000 Yes. 252 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,208 That would work. 253 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:02,083 Give him the diode and we can put an end 254 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,208 to 25 years of Resource Wars tonight. 255 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:16,665 [dramatic music playing] 256 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,040 [Thaddeus] Holy crow. 257 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Huh. 258 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,125 [Thaddeus] Wow. 259 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,833 [gun clicking] 260 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,416 Ooh. 261 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,708 Hello, darlin'. 262 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,125 I'm sure you probably know this, 263 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,500 but I'm actually kinda new to all this ghoul stuff. 264 00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,291 Yeah. Still got my nose. 265 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,500 That's the worst thing, really, just waitin' for it to fall off. 266 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,375 Just hurry it up already. You know? 267 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,916 And then there's this. 268 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,875 This is normal, right? 269 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,958 [squelching] 270 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,875 [Ghoul sighs] 271 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,333 Okay. 272 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,916 I'm gonna dial this in, you know, just gotta... 273 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,541 Hey, anybody see a scope, uh, let me know. 274 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,666 You know, I'm not-- I could really use a scope. 275 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,541 I don't understand. 276 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,458 Why are you helping us with all this? 277 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:39,125 Well, ain't nothin' in this world for free. 278 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,416 This is a transaction. 279 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,583 You wanna get your girlfriend, 280 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:46,625 you gonna need some weapons to take down some Deathclaws. 281 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,333 Now, you want what's in this room, 282 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,708 you got to give me what's in your pocket. 283 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,708 I told you. 284 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,041 It's for Lucy. 285 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,333 So, you wanna give that thing to a good person 286 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,458 so they can save the world. 287 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,958 I understand. 288 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:06,250 But in order to save that good person... 289 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,833 you're gonna have to give it to a really bad person. 290 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,250 In all my years, I've only ever seen one man 291 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,583 come out on top in Vegas. 292 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,458 We got to do it like he did. 293 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,291 And what's that exactly? 294 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,000 -[chain rattling] -He rigged the game. 295 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:33,083 [dramatic music playing] 296 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:04,416 You always end up back where you started, huh? 297 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,458 [grunts] 298 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,458 Now, you understand. 299 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,125 [voice] [muffled, echoing] He's not one of us. 300 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,250 [high-pitched ringing] 301 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,583 [Ronnie] [muffled] He's been lying to us this entire time. 302 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,250 [Clark] So, what do we do with him? 303 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,291 [Pete] He's dangerous. Untrustworthy. 304 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,041 [Ronnie] Right, right. 305 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,583 And if we let him go, he could come back and try and kill us. 306 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,500 -Yeah. -Right? 307 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,750 Wait, I'm actually pretty sure that the Vault-Tec Handbook 308 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:48,291 says that impersonating management is punishable by death. 309 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,541 Oh, well, if you're pretty sure 310 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,541 the Vault-Tec Handbook says that, I mean... [chuckles] 311 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,333 And if, you know, if that's protocol. 312 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,375 -[Clark] Yeah. Yeah. -Right? 313 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,416 He's awake. 314 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,166 Oh, rats. 315 00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,916 What do we do? 316 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,583 Knock him out again. 317 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,708 What's gonna happen to my Vault? 318 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,416 -No, no... -This can't be good for your brain. 319 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,708 No, no. No! 320 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,208 [♪ Vera Lynn: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"] 321 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:29,291 [baby cooing] 322 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:37,500 ♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪ 323 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,500 ♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪ 324 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:49,791 ♪ They fly so high ♪♪ 325 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,916 So, I saw we're getting married tomorrow. 326 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,791 I'm so excited! 327 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,166 I'm just curious. 328 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,500 -Why? -Chet! 329 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,541 I'm working. 330 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:17,833 [ominous music playing] 331 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:19,416 [Chet sighs] 332 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,750 [disposal whirring and crunching] 333 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,083 [disposal turning off] 334 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,458 [sighs] 335 00:22:47,791 --> 00:22:50,791 [suspenseful music playing] 336 00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,916 Have you seen Woody lately? 337 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,791 Seems like so many people missed my big public announcement. 338 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:11,541 Woody's been sent on a leadership exchange program in Vault 31. 339 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:17,708 [suspenseful music continues playing] 340 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,666 [disposal whirring] 341 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,041 -[intercom feedback] -[announcer] Reminder, 342 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,750 water rationing remains in effect until further notice. 343 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,041 Showers are outlawed. 344 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:48,041 -And so is flushing the toilet. -[feedback] 345 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,500 [sighs] 346 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:02,833 [eerie music playing] 347 00:24:12,833 --> 00:24:14,833 [clicking] 348 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,291 Henry. 349 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,500 You and your secrets. 350 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:45,250 ♪♪ 351 00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:17,541 [ominous music playing] 352 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,291 -[Betty] Congratulations. -[gasps] 353 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,666 On your engagement. 354 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:41,125 Do you have people spying on me, Betty? 355 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,625 Of course, I do. 356 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:48,250 You're so much like how I remember you. 357 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,750 We were scared of you. 358 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,666 But I sometimes forget how much I learned 359 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,708 in the time you were still under. 360 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:04,291 I learned my fair share before I went under. 361 00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,750 [banging] 362 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:10,375 You gave your word... 363 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:16,333 to divert 50% of your water production 364 00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:19,291 to Vault 33. 365 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,208 Or so help me-- 366 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,208 You'll get your water. 367 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:36,958 Whatever you're up to, I want no part of it. 368 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:41,500 I just want these people to live in peace. 369 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,500 The deal was for the water, Betty. 370 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,291 I can't speak for the future. 371 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500 That's bigger than us. 372 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:09,250 [dramatic music swelling] 373 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,083 [indistinct chatter] 374 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:24,208 [ominous music playing] 375 00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:31,666 [heavy footsteps] 376 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:39,375 [dramatic, rhythmic music playing] 377 00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,416 Why are they lookin' at us like that? 378 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,125 Never underestimate the power of brand recognition. 379 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:13,041 Long live the New California Republic! 380 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,416 Welcome back! 381 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,875 Kill the Deathclaws! 382 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,666 Get us back our town! 383 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:22,750 [epic music playing] 384 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,041 [Deathclaws roaring] 385 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,291 [distorted] So, Lucy's on the other side of that gate? 386 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:42,375 [Ghoul] Yep. 387 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:46,041 Now, once we cross over there, we're gonna have to move fast. 388 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,208 It's only about 50 yards to those steps, 389 00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,625 but those things are quick. 390 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,333 -[Maximus] Understood. -Sniper, get up on that roof. 391 00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,791 -[arm thuds] -[gun clatters] 392 00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:58,333 Oh. 393 00:28:58,416 --> 00:29:00,541 -Uh... -[Maximus] Whoa. 394 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:01,791 Uh, y-yeah, I-I would. 395 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,916 I just seem to be having sort of a medical episode here. 396 00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,541 This sort of thing happens to folks like us 397 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,000 all the time, right? Uh... 398 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,000 Hey, maybe you should hang back this time, Thaddeus. 399 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,375 -You sure? -[Maximus] Your arm fell off. 400 00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:17,208 You know, if you just give me a few minutes here, 401 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,875 I bet I can sort it out. 402 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:22,958 If I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get this situated. 403 00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,041 [sighs] 404 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:27,125 [heroic music playing] 405 00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:03,041 [softly] Okey-dokey. 406 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:11,041 [soft, dramatic music playing] 407 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,500 [radio static] 408 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,750 [♪ The Mills Brothers: "Daddy's Little Girl"] 409 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,666 ♪ You're the end of the rainbow ♪ 410 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,166 [Hank] Mm. 411 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:41,625 ♪ My pot of gold ♪ 412 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,791 Mashed potatoes. Just like home. 413 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,583 [chuckles] Always your favorite. 414 00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,833 Norm, not so much. [laughing] 415 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,083 Thank you. 416 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:04,250 Thank you. 417 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,333 Will there be anything else? 418 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,333 [Hank MacLean] Oh, I think we're fine. Thank you. 419 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:14,875 Can I ask you a question? 420 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,583 Yes? 421 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,083 Do you remember me? 422 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,916 Yes. This morning. 423 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,041 No, from the hill where we first met. 424 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,333 -You lived there for 25 years. -[Hank] Lucy? 425 00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:36,708 -[clearing throat] -[Lucy] Do you remember 426 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,041 the New California Republic? 427 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,166 [sighs] 428 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,125 We're fine here, thank you. 429 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,583 Thank you. 430 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,208 The New California Republic 431 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,625 [scoffs] is just like the Legion. 432 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,375 They all have their problems, Lucy. 433 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,041 High taxes. 434 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,333 Expansionist tendencies. 435 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,250 Unpopular foreign policy. Trust me, 436 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,625 you'll understand when you're older. 437 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,791 Ah! Ah... 438 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,250 Bless it. 439 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,083 Let me help you. 440 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,291 [appliance door shuts] 441 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:26,958 [Lucy sighs] 442 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:31,041 Careful, it's hot. [chuckles] 443 00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:33,625 -Here. -Ah. 444 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,416 I think I do understand. 445 00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:47,833 One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them, 446 00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:51,083 and the other side is just vaguely problematic. 447 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:52,208 [click] 448 00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,375 Lucy, no. 449 00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,291 You know, I have to admit, you always were a good father. 450 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,208 Thanks to you, I'm not a fudging idiot. 451 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:04,500 -Lucy! -I'm shutting down the mainframe. 452 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,250 Lucy, do not! Lucy! 453 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,500 [groaning] 454 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:12,250 [dramatic music playing] 455 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,958 Oh, Claudia. 456 00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,875 [grunting softly] We have to get out of here. 457 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,666 I have to do something first. 458 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,166 [radio signal wavering] 459 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,583 Hello? 460 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,000 This is Norm MacLean from Vault 33. 461 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,500 Lucy, if-if you're out there, 462 00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,875 I'm on the surface. I need your help. 463 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:47,041 [dramatic music playing] 464 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:52,458 [tires screeching] 465 00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,625 Dad, if you can hear me... 466 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,208 what's gonna happen to our Vault? 467 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,500 Why didn't you tell me? 468 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,791 Why didn't you tell us the truth? 469 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,208 [dramatic music swells] 470 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:24,000 [♪ The Chordettes: "The Wedding"] 471 00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:29,958 And do you, Overseer Stephanie Harper, take Vault Dweller Chet 472 00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,375 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 473 00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:34,791 I do. 474 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:39,666 And do you, Vault Dweller Chet, take Overseer Steph to be your wife? 475 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,500 ♪ Heart and soul ♪ 476 00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:45,750 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 477 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,625 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 478 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,833 Just say, "I do." [chuckles softly] 479 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,541 -I don't. -I now pronounce you-- 480 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,208 I don't. 481 00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:02,208 [guests murmuring] 482 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,041 Chet... 483 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,541 don't do this. 484 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,416 I... I don't know, I, um... 485 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,500 [chuckles] M-Maybe we should just keep going. 486 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,666 [Stephanie] Mm. 487 00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:25,541 It just seemed like the only time 488 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,000 that I was gonna have a lot of, uh... [chuckles] 489 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:31,000 you know, witnesses around... 490 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,916 to say... 491 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,625 I think that Steph is part of some kind of plan to hurt us. 492 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:43,166 I don't know what exactly, but I don't think that Woody 493 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,583 is in Vault 31. 494 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:47,208 -[whispering] Chet. -I think that Steph hurt him. 495 00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:50,625 I found his glasses in our garbage disposal. 496 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,625 [gasps and murmurs] 497 00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,541 That is a serious accusation. 498 00:35:57,625 --> 00:36:00,833 -Where are these glasses? -I... 499 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,166 put them back. 500 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,458 In the disposal. 501 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:11,250 [clearing throat] Cold feet's normal. 502 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,125 Let's continue with the ceremony. 503 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,666 -No! -[guests gasp, murmur] 504 00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:17,541 Steph was not born in Vault 31. 505 00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,291 -[whispering] Chet. -She's 200 years old. 506 00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:21,541 [guests gasping] 507 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:24,083 And she's not even from America. 508 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,041 She's Canadian! 509 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,125 -[guest screaming] -Canadian? Why? 510 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,125 [panicked chatter] 511 00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:33,750 [ominous music playing] 512 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,041 [voices muffled, indistinct] 513 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:43,166 [muffled shouting] 514 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,708 [Chet] Who are you, Steph? 515 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:48,750 [tense music playing] 516 00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,250 [panting] 517 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:01,958 Steph? 518 00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,833 -[panting] -[Chet] Open up! 519 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:06,125 [guests shouting] 520 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,208 [breathing heavily] 521 00:37:17,625 --> 00:37:19,833 [wind whistling] 522 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,500 [heavy robotic footsteps] 523 00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,875 [chittering] 524 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,458 [snarling] 525 00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:41,833 [Maximus] [distorted] What's the strategy? 526 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:48,333 I want you to get between me and anything that looks like that. 527 00:37:50,458 --> 00:37:51,750 [growling] 528 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,500 [panting] 529 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,500 [dramatic Western music playing] 530 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,916 [growling] 531 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:13,250 [knuckles cracking] 532 00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:32,916 ♪♪ 533 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,541 [roaring] 534 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,833 [Deathclaw screeching] 535 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,000 [Maximus shouting] 536 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,083 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, come-- 537 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,833 [roaring] 538 00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:14,125 [Gauss rifle clicking, powering up] 539 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,000 [roaring] 540 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,625 [Gauss rifle clicking, powering up] 541 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,916 [growling] 542 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,166 [Maximus panting] 543 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:34,833 [clattering] 544 00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:45,875 [Deathclaw roaring] 545 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,333 [roaring] 546 00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,541 [grunting] Here we go. 547 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,083 [grunting] 548 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:16,000 [screaming] 549 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:19,833 [yelling] 550 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,791 [groaning] 551 00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:36,208 [Deathclaw roaring] 552 00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:43,416 Oh... no. 553 00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:54,041 [spurs jingling lightly] 554 00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:09,708 [soft music playing] 555 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,208 Here we go. 556 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:45,791 The only way to save our family is to save the world. 557 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:48,208 That simple. 558 00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:50,916 That simple. 559 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,375 [♪ Raphael: "Balada de la Trompeta"] 560 00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:59,625 [vocalist singing in Spanish] 561 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:35,250 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 562 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:39,333 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 563 00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:42,041 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 564 00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:47,583 ♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪ 565 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:51,625 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 566 00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:55,708 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 567 00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:58,708 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 568 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:04,291 ♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪ 569 00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:07,166 [trumpet solo playing] 570 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,291 [Lucy sighs] 571 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:25,541 ♪♪ 572 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:30,083 [vocalist singing in Spanish] 573 00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:40,666 Mr. President. 574 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:43,791 Thank you for doing the right thing, son. 575 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:47,083 -[music continues playing] -[vocalist singing in Spanish] 576 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:04,416 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 577 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,416 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 578 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,375 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 579 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:16,583 ♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪ 580 00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:20,625 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 581 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:24,500 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 582 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:27,458 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 583 00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:32,833 ♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪ 584 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:35,916 Oh, dinah. 585 00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,875 [music continues playing] 586 00:44:57,375 --> 00:44:59,958 [hissing] 587 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:02,041 [vocalist continues singing in Spanish] 588 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,958 [console blaring, beeping] 589 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,708 [loud whirring] 590 00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:32,041 [clacking] 591 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:34,041 [static] 592 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,166 Well, hello, old chum. 593 00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:47,125 [♪ Pat Boone: "The Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango"] 594 00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:48,500 ♪ They did the Wang Dang ♪ 595 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,416 ♪ Taffy-Apple Tango ♪ 596 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,583 ♪ They did the Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango ♪ 597 00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,875 ♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪ 598 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:00,916 -♪ How's it go? ♪ -♪ I don't know ♪ 599 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,541 ♪ Last night at Papa Joe's my buddy met a lovely dove ♪ 600 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:08,250 ♪ She was the kind you never find but keep on dreamin' of ♪ 601 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:11,958 ♪ She did a dance we never saw before but sure did love ♪ 602 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:15,291 ♪ It was the Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango ♪ 603 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,333 ♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪ 604 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:19,958 -♪ Heel and toe? ♪ -♪ I don't know ♪ 605 00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:22,750 ♪ Ooh la la la la la la la ♪ 606 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:26,666 ♪ Ooh la la la la la la ♪ 607 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:30,416 ♪ The crowd was tappin' and a-clappin' as the music played ♪ 608 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:34,166 ♪ His heart was right in time with every little move she made ♪ 609 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,833 ♪ Though he was shy she took his hand and said, "Don't be afraid" ♪ 610 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:41,000 ♪ Let's do the Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango 611 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,083 ♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪ 612 00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:45,083 -♪ Fast or slow? ♪ -♪ I don't know ♪ 613 00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:48,666 ♪ To do the Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango ♪ 614 00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:52,291 ♪ Tang Wang Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪ 615 00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:55,583 ♪ Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango ♪♪ 616 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:01,875 ♪♪