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[theme music playing]

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[chuckles]

3
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]

4
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Ah! [screams]

5
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[Norma laughing]

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-Ah! No!
-Huh?

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Ah!

8
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Ouch!

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-[Barney yells]
-[Norma laughs]

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[sighs]

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-Hey.
-[screams]

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[owl hooting]

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Ding dong!

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Anyone in there? Hello?

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Temeluchus, your majesty.

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Hi, it's me, Pugsley, the talking dog.

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No, no, I don't need you.

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I need who's inside you.

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Wait.

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[chuckles]

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They say the eyes
are the window to the soul.

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Be right back.

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Hey, Patrick, happy birthday
to the best little brother in the world.

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Sorry I can't be there.

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-No! Too sucky. Too rusty.
-Sorry I haven't been there.

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Sorry I haven't been
the greatest big brother.

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Not rusty enough.

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And I live in a theme park now.

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[Norma] Are you ready?

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Oh, yeah.

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I was just, uh…

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Uh, what's with the bag?

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It's only an overnight shift.

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Oh, just a few Pauline Phoenix
horror movies.

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My favorite is…
[in ominous voice] The Night Hag.

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Norma, these kids are like eight.
Won't that give them nightmares?

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[normally] These are for me to watch.
I don't care what the kids get up to.

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[Barney sighs]

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Perfect.

40
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Now, which eye is your favorite
and I'll start with the other.

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[exclaims]

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[panting]

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Guys, wait for me, wait for me. Gu--

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[ominous music playing]

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[Barney] Kids these days are so lucky.

46
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I'd have given anything
for a sleepover party

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at a dinosaur restaurant in a theme park?

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I'd have given anything to avoid that.

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This is gonna be the worst.

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[Barney] It's just a few kids.

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How bad could it be?

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Wow.

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-[children clamoring]
-Whoo-hoo! Guys, check it out! Follow me.

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[unenthusiastically] Wow.

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[Logs] Hey, Barney, Norma.

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Thanks for saving us at such short notice.

57
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No problem. How've they been?

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They ate loads of sugar,
told ghost stories,

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and now they're pretending
to be dinosaurs.

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[laughs sarcastically]

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There's no chance they're going to sleep.

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[sarcastically] Great.

63
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Here's the birthday cake.

64
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And here is the list
of emergency contacts,

65
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and extra blankets, and a first aid kit,
and some more blankets.

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And a gluten-free cupcake for Leo.

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He's still might barf,
but, uh, just use those blankets.

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Oh, and you have to wear this.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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Ooh! Can I be the dinosaur?

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Can I be the dinosaur?

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Hey, can I be the dinosaur?

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Uh, sure. Oh.

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[squeals]

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'Kay, well, I guess you got everything.

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See you in ten hours.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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Ah, there you are.

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Come on, Pugsley.
It's just a melon baller.

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Nice and quick.

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[whimpers] Go away,
I need my eyes to look at Barney.

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[groans]

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-[children counting down from ten]
-Whoa, cool. Huh.

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"Happy birthday, Patrick."

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Hey, that kid looks a lot like…

86
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-Yeah! [giggles]
-…he could be your brother.

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[gasps]

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Barney?

89
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Uh. I need to go.

90
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And leave me with all these kids?

91
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No way, Jose.

92
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No, Norma, that was my little brother.

93
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He cannot see me.

94
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Oh, no, he can. He took the blindfold off.

95
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No, I mean, he can't see me.

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Oh.

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Then.

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[Barney] Oh, yeah. Good idea.

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Ah, come on, Pugsley, it's just one eye.

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Who needs both eyes anyway?

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[scoffs] I mean they're not even making
3D movies anymore.

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-Phew. [sniffing]
-[children singing "Happy Birthday"]

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Patrick! [sniffs]

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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

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[all] Yeah! [laughs]

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Barney, why won't you text back?

107
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Patrick, make a wish!

108
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Oh, I'm sorry.

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-[all cheering]
-[boy] Yay! Birthday, birthday! Whoo!

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[Night Hag] Hello? Any living children
around here? Hmm?

111
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Say good night to your sleep, boy,

112
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because I, the Night Hag,
am stealing it forever!

113
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Oh, no! Please don't steal my sleep!

114
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Calm down, Leo. She isn't real.

115
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Yeah, it's just a lady
in makeup and a sheet.

116
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Um, actually it's a hand-painted
foam latex mask with a hog hair wig.

117
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Ew!

118
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Guys, enough talking,
her monologue is coming up.

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And why am I like this? [gasps]

120
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Oh, it's a story few would believe.

121
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Well, I think the Night Hag is real.

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[groans]

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And once you've summoned her
and she's stolen your sleep,

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she'll turn you into the sleepless.

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-[both gasp]
-[Leo] Oh!

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Frazzled, slap-happy, sleep-deprived
servants of the Night Hag.

127
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They creep around looking for more victims
so she can steal even more sleep.

128
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It's terrifying.

129
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Well, what are we waiting for?

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Let's summon that Hag.

131
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[laughing]

132
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I should stop this.

133
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The summoning?

134
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No, the movie.

135
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I don't want to miss the monologue.

136
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Oh, yeah, it's the best part!

137
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You know, I was in a bidding war
for the original manuscripts,

138
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but someone outbid me.

139
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Wait, you're Playitcool-1-9-6-3?

140
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You are WigsforDays?

141
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[chuckles]

142
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How are you the Phoenix fandom admin?

143
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You're like five.

144
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Excuse you, I'm 11 next month.

145
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Pauline had already filmed seven
commercials by the time she was my age.

146
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Wow. You know your stuff.

147
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Finally an intelligent conversation.

148
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-[Patrick] seven, eight, nine, ten, 11.
-[groaning]

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[Patrick] Quick, now, we just got
to turn the lights on and off 20 times.

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-Hey, you. Have you see you an alive dog?
-You're wrong…

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About yea-high, cartoony looking…

152
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-[chattering indistinctly]
-…smells like dumpster pizza?

153
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No! You chant "Night Hag" 13 times.

154
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Amateurs.

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[chokes]

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-And what we have to do first is--
-[groans] Listen to me.

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Gargle water for seven seconds
and then sing,

158
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"Night Hag, fright hag, I summon thee"
into this wolf bone.

159
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[gargles]

160
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What? This kid looks like
they know what they're talking about.

161
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♪ Night Hag, fright hag, I summon thee! ♪

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-[thud]
-[screams]

163
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Wow. I feel powerful.

164
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It's bedtime.

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[all] Aww.

166
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Okay, here's what I need to know.

167
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What's your take on Barborah?

168
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Don't tell me you believe
those conspiracy theories.

169
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She claimed she was
the real Pauline for years.

170
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That's just a rumor.

171
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That's just the truth.

172
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"I am Pauline."

173
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"Phoenix's angry and quite athletic
stunt double dishes the truth."

174
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Put those lies away. It offends me.

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[speakers chime]

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[announcer over pa system]
The park has now closed.

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Thanks for visiting.

178
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Hope you all had a fantastic day.

179
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[crow caws]

180
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And please, take good care
of your children.

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Stay safe now.

182
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[yelps and gasps]

183
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[breathing heavily]

184
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[snores]

185
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[mutters in sleep]

186
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[continues snoring]

187
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-[gasps]
-[growling]

188
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[roaring]

189
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[snarls]

190
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Courtney, before you gouge the demon
out of me, can I ask you a question?

191
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Shoot.

192
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What do you do about homesickness?

193
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You can't go home and…
And… And neither can I.

194
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,875
And I miss Patrick and my little patch
of dirt that used to be a flower bed,

195
00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:07,916
but I reclaimed as my sunbathing spot.

196
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,250
I know Barney doesn't like it there
and I'm happy being with him,

197
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,125
but I still feel--

198
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[Courtney] Restless?

199
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,583
Like you're at a station
where the train's never coming,

200
00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:19,791
but you can't help thinking
that any second now it might show up?

201
00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:22,208
Yeah, exactly. What do you do about that?

202
00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:23,291
I don't know.

203
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,916
You mind if I make a minor incision
in your cornea?

204
00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,458
[snarling]

205
00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:33,708
[gasps] Adella?

206
00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:39,750
[roaring]

207
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,083
-[boy whimpers]
-[snarls]

208
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000
[muffled scream]

209
00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,458
-[girl screams]
-Oh, wow! It worked!

210
00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:53,625
[roaring]

211
00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:56,666
Oh, no, it worked.

212
00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,500
Oh, hey, Patrick, buddy bro.

213
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:07,458
Uh, so, yeah, I live here now
and I dress like a dinosaur? And…

214
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,083
[snarls]

215
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,250
[snarls]

216
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,208
And now, there's a demon
at the sleepover party.

217
00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,250
Typical.

218
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,583
Oh, no! Patrick!

219
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:28,750
[Barney] Patrick?

220
00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:34,083
Patrick, where are you? Patrick!

221
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,916
It's exactly what it looks like.

222
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,291
[Barney] Hey, have you two seen--

223
00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:42,958
[gasps]

224
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,000
[snarling]

225
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,458
[Barney yelling]

226
00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:58,666
[exclaims]

227
00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:01,750
[hissing]

228
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,250
-Whoa!
-[snarling]

229
00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:04,833
[Barney exclaims]

230
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,541
[objects clattering]

231
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,541
[whimpering and panting]

232
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,250
Of course, then there's Night Hag 2:
The Revenge, Night Hag 3D…

233
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:18,083
Night Hag Forever,
Night Hag: The Final Chapter…

234
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:20,208
Night Hag: Origins, Night Hag: Origins 2.

235
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,583
[whimpering and panting]

236
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:23,666
Hey! What gives?

237
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,000
[all snarling]

238
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,333
Faster, Barney.

239
00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,833
[whimpering and panting]

240
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,583
[Barney exclaiming]

241
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,041
[snarling]

242
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:38,708
[Barney] What's wrong with them?

243
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:41,000
They've had every night of sleep
they've ever had

244
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,916
sucked right out of them by the Night Hag.

245
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,541
These kids have been awake
for ten years straight

246
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,250
and they're pretty cranky.

247
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,791
Good luck!

248
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,500
[Barney] All right,
thanks for the help, Courtney.

249
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,833
[cracking]

250
00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:00,416
[gasps] Patrick.

251
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,916
Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.

252
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,833
Barney, what are you doing here?

253
00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:08,125
Uh…

254
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,250
Where have you been?

255
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,916
Oh, yeah. Uh, I dress here now.

256
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,125
I mean, I'm a dinosaur now?

257
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,958
Nope. Wait, you still sleep with Mr. Max?

258
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,208
Yeah, you gave him to me.

259
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,291
[children chattering]

260
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,250
Oh, no, my magazine!

261
00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:27,083
I live here,
but I don't always dress like--

262
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,458
Pugsley!

263
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,875
Happy birthday!

264
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,375
[screams]

265
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,000
Oh, yeah! I talk now.

266
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,708
Oh, and I also have magic powers.

267
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,375
[Norma straining] Oh, yeah?

268
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,708
I could do with those powers
right now, Pugsley.

269
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,375
[both grunting]

270
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:41,333
[Vince] Help me!

271
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,833
-Help!
-[Barney grunting]

272
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:47,500
Norma, you've seen the movie.
How did the hero defeat these things?

273
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,166
[straining] The Night Hag was actually
way ahead of its time.

274
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,916
The hero dies in the second act.

275
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,750
Actually, I think you'll find it's in
the beginning of the… [yelling] third!

276
00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:01,625
[snarling]

277
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,250
[Barney whimpering]

278
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,375
Now!

279
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,958
[grunts]

280
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,291
[snarling]

281
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,750
[Pugsley whimpering]

282
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,250
-[yelps]
-[grunting]

283
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,250
[snarling]

284
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,666
[Norma panting]

285
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,083
[girl shrieks, chuckling]

286
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,875
[soft chittering]

287
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,500
[both exclaim]

288
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,125
Norma?

289
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,083
[children chittering]

290
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,916
Why didn't you text back?

291
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,625
I did?

292
00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,333
[sighs] I mean, I didn't.

293
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,375
I didn't know what to say.

294
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,541
How about "Happy birthday"?

295
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,166
I was gonna but… But then…

296
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:10,625
Ugh! It's complicated.

297
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,458
Happy birthday?

298
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,500
You left me!

299
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,583
No, no, never! I left

300
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,416
everything.

301
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,875
Mom and Dad say they accept me,
but then at dinner with Grammy Gram,

302
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,541
they just let her say
all that awful stuff to me

303
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,666
and acted like it wasn't even happening.

304
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,041
I felt invisible.

305
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,416
Mom will pick me up in the morning.

306
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,625
Come home, Barney.

307
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,000
Uh…

308
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:39,750
I can't.

309
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,208
-[thudding]
-Huh?

310
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:44,916
[screaming]

311
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,958
Patrick?

312
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,916
[Barney grunts]

313
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,500
-[Barney grunts]
-[screams]

314
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:53,375
Patrick.

315
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:54,416
[Night Hag cackling]

316
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,333
[yells]

317
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,416
[gasps]

318
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,750
[snarling softly]

319
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,708
Barney?

320
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:11,708
[snarling]

321
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,791
[gasps]

322
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,166
Barney, it's me! Your brother!

323
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,791
-Barney, no!
-[rips]

324
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:19,875
[snarling]

325
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:29,791
-[snarls]
-[yelps]

326
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,625
-[grunting]
-[all snarling]

327
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,833
Patrick, over here!

328
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,208
[snarling]

329
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:45,083
[grunting]

330
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,291
[exclaims]

331
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,791
[gasps]

332
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,416
[Barney snarling]

333
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:57,708
[exclaims]

334
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,791
[Pugsley] Swim, Patrick. Faster!

335
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:01,958
Come on, swim!

336
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,166
Pretend you're being chased by a dinosaur
because you are!

337
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,291
[Patrick panting]

338
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:09,916
[Pugsley grunting]

339
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,916
-[Patrick yells]
-[Pugsley grunts]

340
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,625
[squeaks]

341
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,000
[shrieking]

342
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,041
[both whimpering]

343
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:29,750
[both panting]

344
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:31,916
[snarls]

345
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,000
[Patrick] Whoa!

346
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,791
[exclaims]

347
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,333
[shrieking and snarling]

348
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,791
What? She's still here.

349
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,625
Oh, you guys are terrible at this.

350
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,625
Anyway, bye.

351
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,291
No, wait! Help us.

352
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,375
[groan] Okay.

353
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,875
Quick, Pugsley, give me your eyes!

354
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,666
What? No.

355
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,833
Eh, worth a try.

356
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:08,916
[grunts]

357
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,833
[Patrick yelps]

358
00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,791
I'm fresh out of wolf bones,
so it looks like we're dead.

359
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,208
Oh, wait.

360
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,666
Why don't we use your magic?

361
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,583
[stumbling] But I… I don't know how.
I haven't finished--

362
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,625
[Patrick screaming]

363
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,000
Okay. What do I do?

364
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,541
You're going to summon a Day Hag.

365
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,541
A Day Hag?

366
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:39,500
Yeah, she's every bit as day
as she is night.

367
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,333
They'll cancel each other out.

368
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,666
Now focus, Pugsley.

369
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,291
[boy groans]

370
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,416
Focus on what you want.

371
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:50,375
Raise your paws and give it shape.

372
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,833
What do you want, Pugsley?

373
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:55,166
[stumbling] I don't know.
I just want this night to be over!

374
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,833
And how?

375
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:59,333
By, uh, saving everyone?

376
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:00,500
Why?

377
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,250
Because I want Patrick and Barney back.

378
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,041
I want to stop all of this.

379
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,291
So?

380
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,041
So… So we can all go home!

381
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,166
So do it!

382
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,333
Day Hag.

383
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,375
[all snarling]

384
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,958
I summon thee!

385
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,416
-[exclaims]
-[shrieking]

386
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,375
[gasps]

387
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,333
How do I know if it--

388
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,166
Why, hello everyone.

389
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,500
So sweet of you to summon me--

390
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:48,416
Cheryl?

391
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,958
Linda.

392
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:54,625
Uh. You're looking well,
it's been a while.

393
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,750
43,000 years.

394
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,916
I'm sorry, okay?

395
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,875
It's not easy being the only day walker
in a family of nocturnals.

396
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,583
I can't stay up that late. I get bags.

397
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,500
[scoffs]

398
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,500
Look, I should have told you
I was leaving,

399
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,416
but you have to understand,

400
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,125
I wasn't happy in The Grotto.

401
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:15,000
I needed to find my own people.

402
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:19,083
I'm now the manager of a cosmetics counter
at the mall of Necropolis.

403
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,041
I had no idea you felt that way.

404
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,666
But I still missed my sister.

405
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,416
And I've missed you.

406
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:28,125
Night Hags can have sisters?

407
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,791
Who are you calling "hags"?

408
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:32,458
It's what you're called in all the books.

409
00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,041
[Cheryl] That's so mean!

410
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,000
Honestly, you spend a few millennia

411
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,500
eating children's dreams
and living in a swamp

412
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,500
and suddenly you're a hag.

413
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,416
[Linda] Come on, Cheryl.

414
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,208
Let's catch up somewhere
a little less judgy.

415
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,083
[groans]

416
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,375
[all sighing and groaning]

417
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:57,875
What?

418
00:19:58,541 --> 00:19:59,625
-Huh?
-[Norma] Hey!

419
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,916
-You should all be sleeping!
-[groans]

420
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,541
Ugh [spits]

421
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:07,625
Pugsley, that was amazing!

422
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,125
He was very well instructed.

423
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,666
[indistinct chatter]

424
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,041
Hey, nice to meet you in real life.
Sure you don't want this?

425
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,708
You can keep it.
I'm not ready for "the truth."

426
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:23,833
[chuckling] Your loss.

427
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,458
Please, Barney. Just… Just…

428
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:28,666
Oh, here they are.

429
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,166
Patrick, my baby.

430
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:36,375
Barney, I get why you left,
but please say hi to Mom and Dad,

431
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,208
so they know you're okay.

432
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,791
-[Roxie] Patrick.
-Hi, Mom.

433
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,875
How were they?

434
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,291
They didn't give you any trouble
getting to sleep, did they?

435
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,083
[Barney] Nuh-uh.

436
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,166
Oh, good.

437
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,041
We usually do small family parties,

438
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,958
but it's too hard to keep
the peace at home right now.

439
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,833
[Barney] Mm. Mm.

440
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,375
Did his brother show up?

441
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,250
Uh…

442
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,666
Oh.

443
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,916
That's a shame. I thought he might.

444
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,291
-[Barney] Oh, maybe he--
-[Roxie] You know kids, though.

445
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,208
He's done one of his little
disappearing acts. [chuckles]

446
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,000
[sighs]

447
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:15,625
[in deep voice] Maybe, uh,
he's, uh, just invisible.

448
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,791
[laughs]

449
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,166
I know, right?

450
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:24,916
Anywho, I'm glad Patrick got to have a day
off from everything and just have fun.

451
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,583
Have a good day!

452
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,958
[Barney, normally] Oh, hey!
Uh, [in deep voice] kid, kid.

453
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,208
Uh, don't… Don't forget your goody bag.

454
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,916
It's got your birthday present.

455
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:41,541
[sniffs] Thank you.

456
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,125
[Roxie] Oh, sorry, sir.

457
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,083
He's an affectionate kid.

458
00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,250
Mom?

459
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:02,666
Mm-hmm?

460
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,666
I have to tell you something.

461
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,333
[Courtney sighs] Well,
let's try this again. Shall we?

462
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:10,875
[Pugsley] Open.

463
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:11,791
[elevator dings]

464
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,291
[gasps]

465
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,791
Finally!

466
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,750
My train is at the platform!

467
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,875
It's been fun, won't miss you. Bye!

468
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:22,375
[Courtney] Ugh.

469
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:23,416
Huh?

470
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,458
[grunting]

471
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,958
[panting]

472
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,291
No!

473
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,541
That was it, Pugsley. I'm done!

474
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,291
Oh, now I'm never going home.

475
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,791
[Pugsley] Oh, it's gonna be okay.

476
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,000
We'll get through this together.

477
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:40,083
We can be friends.

478
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,125
I'm sick of here. I'm sick of friends.

479
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,041
[Courtney sighs] Leave me alone.

480
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,333
[gasps] My little good boy hat.

481
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:00,875
[door opens]

482
00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:02,750
[Barney] Hey, Pugsley! I'm home.

483
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,166
[elevator dings]

484
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,000
[closing theme playing]