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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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-[Barney yells]
-[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all scream]
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[Pauline over speakers]
Merry, happy sweethearts.
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It's everyone's second favorite holiday,
Christmas in July,
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and that calls for my second favorite
chart topping song,
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"It's Always Christmas in July Somewhere."
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♪ It's always Christmas
In July somewhere… ♪
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♪ Oh, the weather outside is… ♪
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[groans] Too hot
to be wearing this sweater.
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[Pugsley] Barney! [pants]
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I didn't know we celebrated Christmas.
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Technically, it's Christmas in July,
which is not a real holiday.
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Well, then I guess
these presents aren't real either.
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[gasps] Gimme!
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[both panting]
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Ta-da!
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Wow.
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I got you a little wizard hat
'cause you're a little wizard dog now.
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This is the first present you've given me
I wasn't intended to eat.
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[laughs] I don't mind what you do with it.
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And for Norma, a doll!
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Ugh. I appreciate the gesture,
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but do I look like somebody
who plays with…
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[gasps]
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The limited edition
Y2K Millennium Bug Pauline?
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Whoo-hoo! Thank you, Barney! [laughs]
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Well, well, well, look who's a regular
Christmas in July Krampus.
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I'm guessing you didn't get me anything.
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I did. I got you…
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-trash!
-[flies buzzing]
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Oh, great. Yeah, because I'm a demon,
I must love trash.
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But you do?
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That's not the point. Okay?
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[groans] Leave me alone.
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What's her problem?
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I don't know.
You know, I try to do something nice…
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Hey, buddy. Uh, you okay?
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Sensing a lot of big sweatpants energy
coming off you today.
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-Shh!
-[ominous music playing on TV]
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It's the Real Housewives of Hades.
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[woman on TV] Okay, Eurydice says
that Orpheus didn't look at her,
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but he was totally
not looking at me instead. Okay?
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Uh, sorry about the whole never being
able to go home to the Demon World thing.
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Ugh.
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[TV switches off]
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I'm stuck with a bunch of whiny humans
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in a theme park for the rest of eternity.
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I'd literally rather be in purgatory.
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So just let me wallow, would you?
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-Not now.
-What's that?
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It's a notification.
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Hey!
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Congratulations!
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You've been selected for Hox's Castle,
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the biggest show in the multi-plane.
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So, come on down to plane ten to be in
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with a chance to win
the greatest prize of all--
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[sputtering]
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Rude.
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Oh. [chuckles] Great.
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Okay, way to rub it in, universe.
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I applied 500 years ago,
and now I can't even go.
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[sighs] Leave me alone, Pugsley.
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[woman on TV] Start your night off right
with a bowl of Norma's Beestings,
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-now with organic flesh chunks.
-[Pugsley] Hmm.
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[ominous music plays]
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You want us to travel to the Demon World,
and go on a game show for some prize?
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I didn't know there were
game shows down there.
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Apparently, that's where
they were invented.
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But wouldn't we be eaten alive,
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or poked with those
little stabby trident things,
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or I don't know,
bathed in smelly bathwater?
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[hesitating] I don't know much
about demon culture. [chuckles]
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It might be fun to learn.
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Those demon books
can only teach us so much.
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Hmm. I don't know.
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Come on, Barney.
If we bring Courtney back this prize,
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we'll beat her blues. I'm sure of it.
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[elevator dings]
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[ominous music plays]
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Ah, fine. I guess cheering up Courtney
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is the Christmas in July thing
to do after all.
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Ha-ha, yay!
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Is now a good time to mention
I'm scared of elevators?
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[demonic automated voice]
Doors closing. Going down.
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Oh. This isn't too--
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[all screaming]
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-[elevator dings]
-[thudding]
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[all groan]
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[ominous music playing]
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[Norma] Wow.
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[Barney] Whoa.
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[screeching]
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[elevator dings]
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[demon 1] Goat heads.
Get your sacrificial goat heads.
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Whoa. This is incredible.
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[demon 2 over PA] It's a hot one today,
folks, with a good chance of bloodshed.
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Uh, you know,
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it's not too late to just go buy Courtney
a mug or something.
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My new contestants, I presume.
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We don't get many visitors
from the neutral plane.
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Step right in. [growls]
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You know, I'm fine with this,
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but if anybody else
wants to turn back right now,
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[hesitating] I'll support you.
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Huh, Pugsley?
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Whoa!
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[demon 1] Get your sacrificial goat heads.
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[announcer] Welcome to Hox's Castle.
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Give it up for your host,
Rancibalafloss El Hoxtrot!
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[crowd cheering]
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Too kind.
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You can call me Hox.
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[female demon] Hox, over here.
Look at me. Hi! I love you.
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[squeals]
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Welcome once more to Hox's Castle,
my castle.
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Last week we unfortunately had
to say goodbye to the Pazuzu family.
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-[crowd groans]
-Ha-ha! Losers!
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Hopefully, tonight's contestants
will be a lot more robust
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and a lot less chewy.
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Let's go ahead and meet 'em.
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Here we have Barry, Norman,
and a little snowman-looking creature.
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How you doing?
What do you do for a living?
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[chuckles] Uh, we work in a theme park.
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As security guards.
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And I'm the comic relief.
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[audience laughs]
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Beautiful, beautiful.
All right, let's get on with the show!
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To win, these three must complete
a series of impossible challenges
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with only one lifeline.
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Careful how you use it.
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Now, let's see what they'll be facing.
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[gulps]
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[whimpers]
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[sighs] Phew.
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[chuckles] Oh, terrific, it's the Garden…
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[ominously] of Pain.
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[whimpers] Pain?
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Welcome to your first challenge.
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To progress, all you have to do
is cross this courtyard.
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Here's a little hint
to help you on your way.
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"The sand will sink
and the fires will rise.
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The path will unfold before your eyes.
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"But don't step off its well-trod stones,
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lest the pixies pick your bones."
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Who wrote this? [chuckles] Good luck!
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Pugsley, this prize better be worth it.
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Perhaps the true prize
is spending time with your friends.
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What's the problem?
It sounds simple enough.
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-We just got to step on that--
-[alarm blares]
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Ow. Ow. What did I do wrong?
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[buzzing angrily]
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Ow. Ow! Ow! Get off me!
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He said well-trod stones.
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Look for the worn down ones. [grunts]
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-[siren blares]
-[exclaims in pain]
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-[pixies buzzing]
-Come on!
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[man on TV] Plenty of sunshine through--
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[woman on TV]
Fighting broke out overnight--
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[Hox] Our contestants are itching to reach
the other side of the courtyard.
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-Ugh. Hox's Castle. Great.
-[Hox] It's just right there, guys.
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[Norma] Ow! I got it right.
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-Ah! This isn't fair.
-Wait, that sounds like Norma complaining.
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Norma, go away. I'm trying to watch TV.
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[Norma] I definitely got that right.
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Huh? What?
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, Norma, we still on for lunch?
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[groans] Come on. I just want to watch TV
and hate myself in peace.
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Come on. Open up.
[in sing-song voice] I brought soup.
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[Norma on TV] Never mind that.
Just leave it.
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Okay.
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Ugh.
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[liquid pouring]
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Huh? Oh, for crying out loud.
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Oh. Hi, Norma's little red friend.
Do you know where she is?
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-[Norma shrieks] Help!
-[gasps]
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Norma?
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[Norma grunting] Get off me.
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[continues grunting] What is that? Ugh!
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Norma's on TV?
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Is this a game show?
Why didn't she mention this?
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Uh, it's a surprise. [chuckles nervously]
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So, surprise!
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I'll take the soup.
You can leave now. Bye.
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[Hox] Looks like we'll be saying goodbye
to our contestants after just one round.
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[Courtney groans]
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[grunting] We're all gonna die!
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[whining]
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[demonic growling]
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[in demonic voice] Enough!
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[chuckles nervously]
What the here was that?
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You didn't tell me
that this thing was a warlock.
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Get casting on the line.
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Where'd they all go?
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Well, that's a first.
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Ooh, did we set a record or something?
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Uh, something like that.
[chuckles nervously]
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Anyway, round two!
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[slurping] So, how many rounds is it?
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I don't ever remember seeing a round two.
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[Hox] Well done, contestants.
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Now you're going up
against the lightning round.
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Yes, trivia!
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[laughs] Not quite.
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To advance, all you have to do
is climb these stairs.
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I'll see you at the top,
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and, uh, oh, take your time.
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[laughs manically]
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[breathes deeply]
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Okay.
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[Barney whimpers]
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[straining]
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Huh? Oh, it's okay. Come on.
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This shouldn't be so simple.
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Isn't it a good thing that it's simple?
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[Pugsley] That's easy for you to say.
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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I never really got the hang of this.
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But I don't get
what's lightning round about this.
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[both exclaiming]
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[Norma and Barney screaming]
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What's this show's budget?
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[all panting]
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-[Norma screaming]
-[Barney exclaiming]
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[Norma] Come on, Pugsley!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! I wanna get off! Ah!
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Why aren't we at the top yet?
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These stairs go on forever.
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[Hox] Take your time.
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Wait. Everybody stop.
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[Pugsley exclaiming] Oh, no! Ahh!
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Pugsley, stay.
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[whines]
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He said, "Take your time," and look.
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Everybody, go slowly.
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Oh, won't you look at that?
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They solved another round.
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[unenthusiastically] Yay.
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[all cheering]
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We're okay. We made it.
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Whoo! Finally.
253
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:47,668
Well done, contestants.
Now you've made it to Sudden Death.
254
00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,043
Huh? What's that?
255
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:51,126
-This.
-[gasps] No!
256
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:52,459
[Barney grunting]
257
00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,293
[grunts]
258
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:04,293
Oh, no, what a shame.
259
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:08,668
Looks like we're down to
just two contestants. [laughs]
260
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:14,251
Did D-Did Barney just straight-up die?
261
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:17,709
I can't believe it. Pass me the popcorn.
262
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:22,584
[woman] Start your night off right
with a bowl of Norma's Beestings,
263
00:14:22,668 --> 00:14:24,626
now with organic flesh chunks.
264
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,543
And now, back to Hox's Castle.
265
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,001
Barney?
266
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:35,584
Wait. What about our lifeline?
267
00:14:35,668 --> 00:14:37,751
I don't think that's what lifeline means.
268
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,584
I don't think that's what
Sudden Death means.
269
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:43,293
Come on. We want to use our lifeline.
270
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:47,293
Are you sure? You only get one.
271
00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:50,376
That's not fair.
You just pushed him down the stairs.
272
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:53,376
My show, my rules, sweetheart.
273
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,501
So, will you use your lifeline?
274
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:56,501
Yes!
275
00:14:56,584 --> 00:14:58,918
All right. Keep your fez on. Here you go.
276
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:05,334
Hmm.
277
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:07,584
Oh, hey, guys, what's going on?
278
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:10,543
-Barney, you're back!
-[gasps] Barney, Barney, Barney.
279
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:13,293
Huh? What are you guys talking about? Huh?
280
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:17,876
All right, cool.
281
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,001
When we get back,
uh, remind me to call my therapist.
282
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:24,168
Congratulations, questers!
283
00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:27,334
You've made it
to the third and final round
284
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:28,709
somehow.
285
00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:32,876
This next challenge
will test your might, your resolve,
286
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,918
-your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and--
-[Barney clears throat]
287
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,334
Get on with it.
288
00:15:37,418 --> 00:15:38,918
[groans] Fine.
289
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:41,001
[muttering] I can't believe
you made it this far anyway.
290
00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:46,418
[normally] Prepare yourself
for the Chamber of Cuddles!
291
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,043
[Norma] Hmm.
292
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:50,626
Good luck.
293
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:58,584
Chamber of Cuddles? How do we get out?
294
00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:02,001
Maybe we have to cuddle each other?
295
00:16:02,084 --> 00:16:04,334
Oh, my ghost.
We're never getting out of here.
296
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:12,043
[shushes] Friends,
something's in here with us.
297
00:16:12,126 --> 00:16:13,251
[chittering]
298
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:14,376
[Barney] Huh?
299
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:15,751
[chittering continues]
300
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:17,876
[whimpers]
301
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:29,459
Aw. It's just a little crabby.
302
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,543
Hey there, little…
303
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:33,668
[high-pitched] guy?
304
00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:35,918
[snarling]
305
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,043
[Barney] Whoa!
306
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,001
What has this got to do with cuddles?
307
00:16:44,084 --> 00:16:47,334
That's his name. That's Cuddles.
308
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,126
[growls]
309
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,168
Good luck.
310
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,876
Cuddles? Oh, talk about a callback.
311
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:58,001
He hasn't been on the show
since you guys were primordial soup.
312
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,293
[gasps] That reminds me. Soup?
313
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,834
-[growling on TV]
-[gasps, whimpers]
314
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,126
[screaming]
315
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:11,876
Help me!
316
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:13,126
Pugsley!
317
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,751
Oh, no, you don't.
318
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,001
[Norma yells]
319
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,209
[Norma grunting]
320
00:17:21,918 --> 00:17:24,126
[Barney] Put them down.
321
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,751
Oof. Come on, Barney.
You've always wanted to be a wrestler.
322
00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:31,084
You've gone up
against guys three times your size.
323
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:35,251
[grunts] Now's your chance!
324
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,209
[yelling]
325
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:41,459
This one's called Seafood Suplex.
326
00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:44,459
[grunting]
327
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:49,918
[gasps] Yes!
328
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:53,876
Go, Barney!
329
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:56,793
[yells]
330
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,043
You can do it.
331
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,126
[screaming]
332
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,043
[grunts]
333
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:04,751
He didn't do it.
334
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,543
Oh, whoa.
335
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,626
[groaning]
336
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:12,668
-[whimpers]
-[Cuddles growls]
337
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,501
[grunting]
338
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,626
[in demonic voice] Enough!
339
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,584
Whoa.
340
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,126
Whoa. Pugsley?
341
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:26,876
[audience exclaims]
342
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:31,626
I knew that magic looked familiar.
It's Temeluchus.
343
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,501
I mean, uh… [chuckles nervously]
344
00:18:33,584 --> 00:18:37,668
I mean, our secret celebrity guest,
Temeluchus!
345
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:40,668
-[audience cheering]
-How's that for a twist?
346
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,251
[demon] I love you!
347
00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:46,459
We'll be right back
after this message from our sponsors.
348
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,001
[softly] Cuddles,
you have to throw the fight.
349
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:53,334
That's a member
of the Demonic royal family.
350
00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:55,501
The crowd is loving him!
351
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:56,959
[groans]
352
00:18:58,543 --> 00:18:59,959
[groans distastefully]
353
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:02,293
[exclaiming dramatically]
354
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,626
[exclaims]
355
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,126
[groans dramatically]
356
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:19,709
Yeah, and, uh, stay down.
357
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:26,293
Everybody, give it up
for Temeluchus and his human servants.
358
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,293
-[audience cheering]
-[demon 1] Whoo! Yes, human servants.
359
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,293
-My favorite.
-[demon 2] Go Temeluchus! Yeah!
360
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,584
Temeluchus?
361
00:19:35,668 --> 00:19:38,168
By the way, I am not his servant.
362
00:19:38,251 --> 00:19:40,876
We saw you clean up his poop
in a little baggy.
363
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,751
Oh. [chuckles] You got me there.
364
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,209
[demon 2] You picked up poo.
365
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:48,043
We have been bitten, electrocuted,
strangled and traumatized.
366
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,334
Where is our prize?
367
00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:52,918
Uh… [chuckles] Yeah, your prize.
368
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:55,793
Yes. Yes, my king, uh…
369
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,751
How was I meant to know?
No one's ever won before.
370
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,918
Just get me something.
Get… Get me anything.
371
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,334
[chuckles nervously]
372
00:20:05,084 --> 00:20:11,501
"My friend died on Hox's Castle
and all I got was this lousy mug."
373
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:14,918
Just something
to make you feel a little less homesick.
374
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:17,584
Look, I know it's not much, but…
375
00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,876
[exclaims softly] I love it.
376
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:24,209
[chuckles] I guess you forgot
we had a lunch date, but it's okay.
377
00:20:24,293 --> 00:20:27,293
-I saw you were busy on that show.
-You saw?
378
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:30,834
Yeah, you did so good. I want to apply.
379
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:33,668
Uh, well, the waiting list
is like a few thousand years, so…
380
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:36,626
-[laughs] Oh, Norma.
-[all laughing]
381
00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,001
♪ They say it comes but once a year ♪
382
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:42,209
A Merry Christmas in July, everyone.
383
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:46,334
♪ It's always Christmas
In July somewhere! ♪
384
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:52,626
Temeluchus is ruling the neutral plane?
So unfair!
385
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,043
He always gets everything before me.
[groans]
386
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:59,959
-It's time we pay big brother a visit.
-[thunder claps]
387
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,459
[laughs maniacally]
388
00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:05,043
[theme music playing]