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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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-[Barney yells]
-[Norma laughs]
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Phew.
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-Hey!
-[all scream]
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[sighs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, we got to be super quiet.
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[objects clattering]
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[Barney gasps]
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[gasps] We're busted.
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Wow. Josh is a way better security guard.
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We literally never did our jobs.
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Oh, come on, Pugsley.
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You must have read
some kind of spell we could use.
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Like a teleport or distraction.
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I was practicing one spell,
but I was saving it for Barney's birthday.
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Aw. Buddy.
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[sings anxiously]
♪ Happy Birthday to Barney ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to Barney
Happy birthday to you ♪
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-Do it.
-All right. [inhales] Here goes.
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Bippity boopity Patti LuPoney
mankin tessori manzela Minnelli!
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Well, whatever happened is not happening.
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[Josh] ♪ Some… ♪
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♪ Somes I think about death ♪
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♪ And how many years we've all got left ♪
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♪ And how many hours I've spent ♪
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♪ Cleaning up puke ♪
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What is happening?
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Happy birthday.
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But…
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♪ Days like today
Make all those bad days worthwhile ♪
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♪ Days like today make me smile ♪
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♪ 'Cause at Dead End ♪
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♪ I'm heading over to Dead End ♪
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♪ Pauline Phoenix is putting on a show
And we're invited ♪
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♪ Tell all the people you know ♪
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[all] ♪ We'll be at Dead End ♪
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♪ We got our tickets to Dead End ♪
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♪ Pauline Phoenix is gonna do a show ♪
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♪ She's still got it ♪
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♪ She's still got it, you know, oh, oh ♪
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Pugsley? Why is everyone singing?
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Oh, no, why am I dancing?
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♪ Pugsley, this isn't what I had in mind ♪
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Norma, you said distraction.
Well, this is my reaction.
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A magical musical
to help us sneak through.
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But I guess it worked too well
'cause we're all under this spell.
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Gosh, I really hope it wears off
before Act Two.
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[all singing] ♪ We'll be at Dead End
We've got our tickets to Dead End… ♪
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How far reaching is this spell?
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Well…
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[melancholy music playing]
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♪ Well, I've read every book
About demons ♪
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♪ But I figure there's way more to learn ♪
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♪ Down there's a place
Where I know I belong ♪
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♪ Because demons are meant to burn ♪
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♪ Is it true they eat bones
For their breakfast? ♪
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♪ With maggots instead of milk ♪
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♪ Is it true they get dressed
With chunks of dead flesh ♪
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♪ Instead of business suits
Lined with silk? ♪
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♪ Down where they hang
Draw and quarter ♪
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♪ Down where they lie
And cheat and torture ♪
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♪ Then boil you alive
And rip out your spine ♪
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♪ Somewhere down there ♪
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♪ You know
All the best people end up there ♪
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♪ Every scoundrel, dictator and cad ♪
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♪ I'll be one of the guys
With the Lord of the Flies ♪
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♪ In Beelzebub's bachelor pad ♪
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♪ Is it true they have floors
For each sin there? ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm one depraved sinner indeed ♪
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♪ You see, deep down inside ♪
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♪ I'm envy and pride, wrath
Gluttony, sloth, lust and greed ♪
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♪ Down where it's molten fire
And brimstone ♪
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♪ That's where I know that
I'm meant to make my home ♪
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♪ Where all that you gain
Is limitless pain ♪
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♪ Somewhere down there… ♪
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Oh.
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♪ There ♪
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[sighs] Are you ready?
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Almost. The flies are in the web.
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All I have to do now is choose.
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[Barney and Norma exclaim]
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[Barney whimpers]
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No need to be dramatic.
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No need for you to be so creepy.
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We wouldn't have suspected you
if you hadn't been so suspicious.
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So you believe me now?
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We saw the footage. I'm so sorry.
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Don't be sorry. Be ready. Look.
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[women practicing vocal scales]
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[indistinct chatter]
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What is this?
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Pauline is holding auditions
for her next body.
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Bingo.
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I'm sorry I doubted you, Barborah.
I was just--
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Tangled in Pauline's glittery web.
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Believe me, I've been there,
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and it cost me the best years of my life.
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We have to save the next poor soul.
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Easy-peasy.
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I'll win the audition
and get possessed by Pauline,
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then you guys can exorcise her out of me.
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Uh, it's too risky.
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We did it before with Temeluchus.
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We can do it again with Pauline. Trust me.
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No offense, kid,
but I don't see you winning this audition.
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Look, Norma will kill it.
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You just need a little makeover.
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Pugsley, anything in that old memory
of yours that could help us out?
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This is a lot of magic for one day.
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Pugsley, if we don't do something,
Pauline will never stop.
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Okay. Okay. I'll try my best.
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[Pauline] Good afternoon, my darlings.
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Show me what you're made of.
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[breathes deeply]
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[Pauline] Next.
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[gasps] Oh, my ghost.
I can't believe I'm here.
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-You got me through the toughest year--
-[Pauline] Next!
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-[inhales]
-[Pauline] Wrong.
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[sings] ♪ Let it-- ♪
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[Pauline] Go! Now!
Oh, anything but that.
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What's wrong with you?
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Can't I find a girl who can
actually give me what I'm looking for?
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-Heart, soul, the burning passion of a--
-[gasps]
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[Pauline] Hello, gorgeous.
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Come on, Norma. You can do this.
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♪ I'm standing here before my idol ♪
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♪ Been your devoted, your disciple ♪
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♪ This moment played in my imagination
About a hundred thousand times ♪
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♪ And all the trademarks that define you ♪
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♪ I must have built
A trillion shrines to ♪
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♪ It's kind of crazy
You can still amaze me ♪
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♪ I've seen it all so many times ♪
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♪ Like, OMG, Pauline ♪
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♪ You know that moment in that scene ♪
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♪ When you danced your way on the screen ♪
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♪ Well, you made me feel so seen ♪
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪
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♪ And I'm your monster ♪
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♪ Your films gave me life
Like lightning and thunder ♪
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♪ Oh, the world can feel like a storm ♪
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♪ And my bedroom is the eye ♪
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♪ But your face on every wall
Keeping me alive ♪
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♪ But that was then and this is now ♪
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♪ So what do I say? ♪
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♪ So what do I say? ♪
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Norma?
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♪ I know too much now
I can't see you ♪
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♪ The same Pauline who I was drawn to ♪
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♪ Your evil games are driving me insane
For ever thinking I could trust you ♪
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♪ 'Cause now I've found out
You're a spirit ♪
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♪ What is my life without you in it? ♪
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♪ It's kind of messed up ♪
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♪ I feel like a break up ♪
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♪ Except it's all your fault, not mine! ♪
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♪ 'Cause oh my God, Pauline ♪
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♪ Why'd you have to let me see
The other side of you that screen ♪
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♪ You should've stayed
Just on the screen ♪
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪
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♪ And I'm your monster ♪
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♪ Your films saved my life
Like shelter and water ♪
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪
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♪ And I'm your monster ♪
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♪ Your reign's crumbling down
Like stone and mortar ♪
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪
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[thuds]
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[pants]
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[Pauline] You.
Come to my dressing room. Now.
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Well, if it isn't
the humans and dogs only club.
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Courtney, we're sorry. We need your help.
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Too late.
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I got a new best friend.
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Someone who's actually helping me go home.
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[dramatic music playing]
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♪ I came to stop you ♪
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♪ But now I long to
Feel that light again ♪
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♪ To hear your siren song ♪
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♪ Far too long, far too long
I've been trapped in the dark ♪
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♪ Release me, release me ♪
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♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪
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Darling, could you do me
a little favor here?
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♪ Tell me who are you? ♪
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♪ Why you look like my clone ♪
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♪ Being this gorgeous
I simply assumed I was alone, but you-- ♪
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♪ You're the spitting image of me
Aren't you? ♪
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♪ You even got my birthmark ♪
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♪ So, succumb to me ♪
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♪ Succumb to me ♪
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♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪
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[laughs maniacally]
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What friend? What's going on, Courtney?
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♪ My heart is hell-bound ♪
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♪ Come on, I gotta go ♪
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♪ I don't belong here
You know I'm meant below ♪
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♪ Hey, Courtney, hey, buddy ♪
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♪ You're gonna make me sad bark ♪
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[howls]
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♪ It's over now, it's over ♪
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♪ Phantom of… ♪
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[Josh and Logs harmonize]
♪ Phantom of… ♪
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♪ The theme park ♪
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Greetings, y'all.
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Yes, I know. I look amazing.
I'm a whole new me.
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Norma. Ah. She did it.
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Mm-mm. Don't you dare use my middle name.
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Guards, throw these traitors
into the dungeon.
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[grunts] Quick, Barney!
I-I can't hold them long.
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[grunts] Stupid skinny jeans. Ah.
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[growls]
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Say "cheese".
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-[camera shutter clicking]
-Huh? Courtney? [grunts]
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-[Pugsley] Argh!
-Pugsley!
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Tut-tut. Pictures cost extra, sweetie.
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Take these two away.
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Oh, and keep an eye on 'em.
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Let's go, Red.
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[cell door opens]
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[grunts]
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Logs, listen to me.
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Sorry, Barney. I don't want to do this.
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[lock clicks]
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Then don't.
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I can't lose my job.
That's Pauline Phoenix.
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I don't want to get on her bad side.
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She's all bad side.
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Use your magic to break the lock.
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I can't, Barney. Too much magic.
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And every time I use it,
I can feel him coming--
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[Temeluchus] Back!
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Can't you talk to Logs? Sweeten him up?
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Have a little… flirt?
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Shh. He'll hear.
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You do like him, don't you?
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But… [groans]
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Logs thinks I'm a traitor now.
So, he's just--
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A bit more of a challenge,
but still objectively a dreamboat?
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No. No.
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♪ It's not like
I sit around just obsessing ♪
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♪ About his deep brown eyes ♪
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♪ It's not like
I lie awake while repressing ♪
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♪ Tingly tummy butterflies ♪
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♪ It's not like
I filled a notebook up listing ♪
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♪ The things we might talk about ♪
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♪ It's not as though, even now
I'm resisting the urge to ask him out ♪
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♪ I mean, we'd have fun ♪
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♪ It's not like he is the one ♪
254
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:09,001
♪ Sure, he's adorably shy ♪
255
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,668
♪ But he's just some guy ♪
256
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,376
♪ It's not like
I've drawn up plans for our wedding ♪
257
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,209
♪ 'Cause that's
A totally stalkerish thing to do ♪
258
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:26,251
♪ It's not as though
I'm constantly dreading ♪
259
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:29,043
♪ What he'd say if he only knew ♪
260
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:33,209
♪ It's not like he's on ♪
261
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:37,251
♪ My every waking thought ♪
262
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:41,418
♪ I mean, he's totally hot ♪
263
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,709
♪ But he's just some guy ♪
264
00:15:46,168 --> 00:15:48,543
♪ And when he looks at me… ♪
265
00:15:50,126 --> 00:15:53,209
♪ I'm sure that all he sees… ♪
266
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,626
♪ Is just some guy ♪
267
00:15:58,209 --> 00:16:00,251
♪ I'm just some guy ♪
268
00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,168
[sighs]
269
00:16:03,251 --> 00:16:06,251
-Did you say something, Barney?
-Uh, yeah. I, uh--
270
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,918
Go on, say it.
271
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,709
[inhales] Logs,
Pauline is abducting impersonators.
272
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,584
She abducted Jennifer Swan
and she's gonna do it again.
273
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:14,251
This whole comeback show
is an act, a scam.
274
00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:15,959
She locked us up
'cause we found out, I swear.
275
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,043
We have to stop her.
Also, you're really cute.
276
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,626
Want to go see a movie or something?
[chuckles] Huh?
277
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:22,876
I knew it.
278
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:23,959
About Pauline?
279
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,668
No, that you wanted to ask me out.
280
00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,918
I've been trying to
ask you out all summer.
281
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,251
I've been a trying to
ask you out all summer.
282
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,834
-Really?
-[chuckles] Yeah.
283
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,626
Uh, can you let us out now?
284
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,584
You know, Norma in danger?
Pauline bad? Really bad?
285
00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:38,793
Oh. Let me get that.
286
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,793
Do what you gotta do. Shall we say Friday?
287
00:16:44,876 --> 00:16:46,251
W-W-What movie? [chuckles nervously]
288
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,668
Anything but musicals.
289
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,043
[announcer] The Pauline Phoenix
290
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:56,584
Anniversary Comeback Extravaganza concert
will commence shortly.
291
00:16:56,668 --> 00:17:00,251
Please remember that all video
and photography is strictly prohibited.
292
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:02,334
[crowd cheering]
293
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:08,459
Phoenix Parks, your queen has arrived.
294
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:12,584
[crowd cheering]
295
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,084
Come on, kids. Y'all know the words.
296
00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:23,418
[chanting] Seal the body up.
Seal the body up.
297
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,668
Pull, pull, smash, smash, smash.
298
00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:29,376
Seal the body up. Seal the body up.
299
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:32,834
Pull, pull, smash, smash, smash.
300
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,126
[menacing music playing]
301
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,876
[cackles]
302
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,043
Bring me my encore!
303
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:45,209
♪ This ain't my final bye ♪
304
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:48,918
♪ Yes, my career's been as dead as I am ♪
305
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,834
♪ At least until now ♪
306
00:17:51,918 --> 00:17:54,709
♪ 'Cause me, I'm a Phoenix, baby ♪
307
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:58,209
♪ And y'all, y'all are my spark ♪
308
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:03,876
♪ And I'm born again, born again ♪
309
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,084
♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪
310
00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:10,501
[cackles] Bless your heart.
311
00:18:10,584 --> 00:18:12,126
[grunts]
312
00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:13,793
Courtney, you got to stop.
313
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,376
What's it take for a demon to get
314
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,709
an uninterrupted sealing spell
around here?
315
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:22,084
That's Norma onstage, Courtney.
She's under an illusion spell.
316
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,668
I don't care. You don't understand.
317
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:25,751
I do understand.
318
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,626
Look, I know what it's like
wanting to go home, but--
319
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,501
But you can! You can skip home whenever.
320
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:33,209
You just choose not to.
321
00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:35,584
I can't go home ever!
322
00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:38,293
What makes you think Pauline has
the kind of power to send you home
323
00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:39,959
if she needs you for this?
324
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:41,543
I… I don't--
325
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:45,334
She lied to you.
She used you like she uses everyone.
326
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,001
[growls]
327
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,543
[cheering]
328
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:51,251
[Courtney] Pauline!
329
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:52,418
Is this true?
330
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,084
Is what true, Red?
331
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:56,626
You don't know
how to send me home, do you?
332
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,209
You just wanted the spell.
333
00:18:58,793 --> 00:19:00,668
Oh. So you figured it out.
334
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:01,834
[growls]
335
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:04,084
I may not be able to open the elevator,
336
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:06,668
but I can send you to
the underworld another way.
337
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:09,501
[growls] Bring it on! [grunts]
338
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:11,751
Courtney, no. That's Norma.
339
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:12,668
Pugsley.
340
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,001
Pugsley?
341
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:16,543
[growls]
342
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:17,668
Stop!
343
00:19:17,751 --> 00:19:20,918
[Temeluchus] Courtney, stop!
344
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:21,918
[strains]
345
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:22,918
[grunts]
346
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:23,918
Pugsley!
347
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:27,168
Is that… Barney? Why is he in the show?
348
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:28,959
-It's not a show.
-Patrick!
349
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,543
[grunts]
350
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:34,293
Pugsley?
351
00:19:34,376 --> 00:19:36,668
It's too late. He's taken over.
352
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:37,709
What? Who?
353
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:39,376
-[Temeluchus] Me!
-[gasps]
354
00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:40,751
[laughing maniacally]
355
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,626
[Pugsley] Oh, no you don't!
356
00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,501
[Temeluchus]
Oh, don't mind if I do. [grunts]
357
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,793
[swing music playing]
358
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:50,084
[Temeluchus]
♪ Did you miss me, little doggy? ♪
359
00:19:50,168 --> 00:19:52,209
♪ I've been sleeping deep inside ♪
360
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,334
♪ It's been cramped and kind of boring
So how's about restoring me? ♪
361
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:57,209
♪ I'll take you for a ride ♪
362
00:19:57,751 --> 00:19:59,751
♪ Actually, I'm good, no, thank you ♪
363
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,251
♪ I've been doing fine without you ♪
364
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:05,418
♪ With my powers and my voice ♪
365
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:06,959
♪ Yeah! ♪
366
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,126
♪ Uh, whose powers are those really? ♪
367
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,043
♪ You didn't come by them freely ♪
368
00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:16,084
[Pugsley]
♪ I don't think I had much choice ♪
369
00:20:16,168 --> 00:20:19,959
♪ Just put me in the driver's seat ♪
370
00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:21,376
♪ Look at yourself ♪
371
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:24,959
♪ You're just two feet tall
And made of meat ♪
372
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:29,251
♪ But being me
Is the best thing you're ever gonna get ♪
373
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,584
♪ I promise you that ♪
374
00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:33,834
♪ So you might as well
Put me in the driver… ♪
375
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:36,418
♪ Put me in the driver
Put me in the driver's seat ♪
376
00:20:36,918 --> 00:20:38,126
[chuckles menacingly]
377
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:48,293
♪ I never asked for you inside me ♪
378
00:20:48,376 --> 00:20:50,376
♪ I might just kick you out ♪
379
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:53,251
♪ And I could really do without this
Demonic little plot twist ♪
380
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:55,668
♪ 'Cause Norma needs me now ♪
381
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:57,959
♪ Your bark is bigger
Than your bite, kid ♪
382
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:01,751
♪ She's gone unless we're united
So come on, baby ♪
383
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:04,751
♪ Give me that wheel, yeah ♪
384
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,668
♪ No, no, no
Last time you tried to kill us ♪
385
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:10,376
♪ Oh, that was then, I beg forgiveness ♪
386
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:14,126
♪ So tell me, pug, do we have a deal? ♪
387
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,001
♪ Just put me ♪
388
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:17,918
♪ In the driver's seat ♪
389
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:19,251
[Pugsley] ♪ And you'll give it back? ♪
390
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:23,876
[Temeluchus] ♪ Oh, sure
I'll put you back in one piece ♪
391
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:28,001
♪ If being you
Is the only way we stop Pauline ♪
392
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:31,918
♪ I guess I better
Put you in the driver… ♪
393
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:34,418
[Temeluchus] ♪ Put me in the driver… ♪
394
00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,918
♪ Put you in the driver… ♪
395
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,293
♪ Put me in the driver… ♪
396
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:46,168
♪ Put you there in the driver's seat ♪
397
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:48,168
[Temeluchus laughing]
398
00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:50,001
[Barney] Pugsley, are you okay?
399
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:51,251
[whimpers]
400
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:52,293
[snarls]
401
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,376
[growls]
402
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:58,709
I'm back. And my body is fully restored.
403
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:01,418
Hey! This is my comeback show.
404
00:22:01,501 --> 00:22:02,751
Ha!
405
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,293
Well, well, well.
406
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:07,459
It looks like the old mutt
was having some fun.
407
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:10,043
What do you think you're doing?
408
00:22:10,126 --> 00:22:12,293
I'm the big bad around here.
409
00:22:12,376 --> 00:22:13,376
Ugh.
410
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,959
[Pauline] No!
411
00:22:18,543 --> 00:22:20,793
-[screams]
-[gasps] Norma!
412
00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:23,043
Gotcha.
413
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,043
Are you okay?
414
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,459
-Did we win?
-[laughing maniacally]
415
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:28,668
[Barney] Not really.
416
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,126
[elevator dings]
417
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,293
[Zagan laughs]
418
00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:39,709
-Patrick?
-Patrick?
419
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,334
-Patrick?
-Patrick?
420
00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:43,418
[darkly upbeat music playing]
421
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,793
[Temeluchus] ♪ Guess who's back
Inside your dog? ♪
422
00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:51,376
♪ It's your King, your Demon God ♪
423
00:22:51,459 --> 00:22:53,793
♪ Temeluchus is my name ♪
424
00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:56,293
♪ Family reunion is my game ♪
425
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,751
[cackles]
426
00:22:59,251 --> 00:23:01,918
♪ Temmie, it's your sister ♪
427
00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:05,168
♪ Oh, boy, how I've missed you ♪
428
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,168
♪ I brought you my army ♪
429
00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:09,084
♪ Call it a housewarming present ♪
430
00:23:09,168 --> 00:23:10,709
♪ I'll follow your orders, brother… ♪
431
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:11,626
Sorry.
432
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:15,793
♪ Chieftain of Torment ♪
433
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:20,584
♪ No! It was I who actually did it ♪
434
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:23,751
♪ Put your brother inside of this mutt ♪
435
00:23:23,834 --> 00:23:26,001
♪ Get your demon cuffs off me ♪
436
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:29,876
♪ 'Cause I want to go down
Down, down, down ♪
437
00:23:29,959 --> 00:23:33,376
♪ Where I'll finally feel I belong ♪
438
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,793
♪ Down where
I'll never sing another song ♪
439
00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:43,626
♪ Please wipe my slate
Of all my mistakes ♪
440
00:23:44,293 --> 00:23:48,709
♪ Somewhere down there ♪
441
00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:52,876
[sustains note]
442
00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:54,459
[yawns]
443
00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:57,543
[sustains higher note]
444
00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:58,459
-[Zagan] Uh…
-Oh.
445
00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,084
Those aren't demon cuffs.
446
00:24:01,168 --> 00:24:02,001
What?
447
00:24:02,084 --> 00:24:03,751
Those were placed by angels.
448
00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:05,043
Angels?
449
00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:09,126
But an enemy of the angels
is a friend of mine.
450
00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:12,293
[gasps]
451
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:14,376
Go right ahead, comrade.
452
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:16,793
We need more demons like you down there.
453
00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:19,293
Yes! I'm getting out of here.
454
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,626
Courtney. Are you leaving?
455
00:24:22,626 --> 00:24:26,584
I'm like a thousand years old.
I knew you guys for like five minutes.
456
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:29,334
I'm sorry.
457
00:24:29,418 --> 00:24:31,668
If you don't die tonight,
I'll send you a postcard.
458
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:36,043
Barney, I can't find Patrick!
459
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:37,918
-Mom!
-Oh, keep it down.
460
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,834
-Patrick! Patrick!
-Patrick--
461
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:41,918
Mom!
462
00:24:42,501 --> 00:24:43,793
[all screaming]
463
00:24:45,376 --> 00:24:47,918
I said keep it down.
464
00:24:57,751 --> 00:25:00,501
[sighs] Much better.
465
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,293
So, Tem, you gonna show me your castle?
466
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,543
I've been dying to see what you've done
with this miserable plane.
467
00:25:06,626 --> 00:25:08,334
It would be my pleasure.
468
00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:20,793
♪ Sometimes I think about death ♪
469
00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:27,918
♪ And how many hours
We've all got left ♪
470
00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:29,834
♪ And… ♪
471
00:25:29,918 --> 00:25:34,334
[both harmonize]
♪ How many nights we've spent ♪
472
00:25:35,126 --> 00:25:39,043
♪ Saving the world ♪
473
00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:43,584
♪ But days like today ♪
474
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:47,251
♪ Make all those other days seem… ♪
475
00:25:47,334 --> 00:25:48,168
Mild.
476
00:25:49,459 --> 00:25:56,293
♪ Even for us this is wild ♪
477
00:25:57,209 --> 00:25:59,709
[both] ♪ 'Cause at Dead End ♪
478
00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:03,584
♪ We're never finished at Dead End ♪
479
00:26:03,668 --> 00:26:05,751
♪ Pugsley needs us ♪
480
00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,001
♪ We cannot let him go ♪
481
00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:07,959
[snarling]
482
00:26:08,043 --> 00:26:09,543
♪ We've still got it ♪
483
00:26:09,626 --> 00:26:14,959
♪ I've still got it, you know
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
484
00:26:15,043 --> 00:26:17,793
♪ Down where it's nighttime
All of the day ♪
485
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:21,168
♪ Down where no humans
Will get in my way ♪
486
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:27,584
♪ I will be home, and never alone ♪
487
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:34,626
♪ Somewhere down there ♪
488
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,209
[dings]
489
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:43,251
♪ There ♪
490
00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:47,876
[captivating music playing]