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[opening theme music playing]

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[chuckles]

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-Whoa!
-[both scream]

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Ah! [screams]

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[Norma laughing]

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-Ah! No!
-Huh?

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Ah!

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Ouch!

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-[Barney yells]
-[Norma laughs]

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Phew.

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-Hey!
-[all scream]

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[sighs]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Okay, we got to be super quiet.

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[objects clattering]

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[Barney gasps]

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[gasps] We're busted.

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Wow. Josh is a way better security guard.

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We literally never did our jobs.

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Oh, come on, Pugsley.

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You must have read
some kind of spell we could use.

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Like a teleport or distraction.

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I was practicing one spell,
but I was saving it for Barney's birthday.

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Aw. Buddy.

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[sings anxiously]
♪ Happy Birthday to Barney ♪

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♪ Happy Birthday to Barney
Happy birthday to you ♪

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-Do it.
-All right. [inhales] Here goes.

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Bippity boopity Patti LuPoney
mankin tessori manzela Minnelli!

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Well, whatever happened is not happening.

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[Josh] ♪ Some… ♪

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♪ Somes I think about death ♪

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♪ And how many years we've all got left ♪

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♪ And how many hours I've spent ♪

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♪ Cleaning up puke ♪

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What is happening?

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Happy birthday.

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But…

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♪ Days like today
Make all those bad days worthwhile ♪

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♪ Days like today make me smile ♪

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♪ 'Cause at Dead End ♪

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♪ I'm heading over to Dead End ♪

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♪ Pauline Phoenix is putting on a show
And we're invited ♪

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♪ Tell all the people you know ♪

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[all] ♪ We'll be at Dead End ♪

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♪ We got our tickets to Dead End ♪

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♪ Pauline Phoenix is gonna do a show ♪

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♪ She's still got it ♪

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♪ She's still got it, you know, oh, oh ♪

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Pugsley? Why is everyone singing?

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Oh, no, why am I dancing?

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♪ Pugsley, this isn't what I had in mind ♪

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Norma, you said distraction.
Well, this is my reaction.

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A magical musical
to help us sneak through.

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But I guess it worked too well
'cause we're all under this spell.

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Gosh, I really hope it wears off
before Act Two.

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[all singing] ♪ We'll be at Dead End
We've got our tickets to Dead End… ♪

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How far reaching is this spell?

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Well…

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[melancholy music playing]

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♪ Well, I've read every book
About demons ♪

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♪ But I figure there's way more to learn ♪

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♪ Down there's a place
Where I know I belong ♪

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♪ Because demons are meant to burn ♪

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♪ Is it true they eat bones
For their breakfast? ♪

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♪ With maggots instead of milk ♪

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♪ Is it true they get dressed
With chunks of dead flesh ♪

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♪ Instead of business suits
Lined with silk? ♪

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♪ Down where they hang
Draw and quarter ♪

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♪ Down where they lie
And cheat and torture ♪

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♪ Then boil you alive
And rip out your spine ♪

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♪ Somewhere down there ♪

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♪ You know
All the best people end up there ♪

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♪ Every scoundrel, dictator and cad ♪

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♪ I'll be one of the guys
With the Lord of the Flies ♪

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♪ In Beelzebub's bachelor pad ♪

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♪ Is it true they have floors
For each sin there? ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm one depraved sinner indeed ♪

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♪ You see, deep down inside ♪

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♪ I'm envy and pride, wrath
Gluttony, sloth, lust and greed ♪

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♪ Down where it's molten fire
And brimstone ♪

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♪ That's where I know that
I'm meant to make my home ♪

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♪ Where all that you gain
Is limitless pain ♪

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♪ Somewhere down there… ♪

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Oh.

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♪ There ♪

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[sighs] Are you ready?

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Almost. The flies are in the web.

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All I have to do now is choose.

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[Barney and Norma exclaim]

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[Barney whimpers]

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No need to be dramatic.

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No need for you to be so creepy.

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We wouldn't have suspected you
if you hadn't been so suspicious.

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So you believe me now?

95
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We saw the footage. I'm so sorry.

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Don't be sorry. Be ready. Look.

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[women practicing vocal scales]

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[indistinct chatter]

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What is this?

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Pauline is holding auditions
for her next body.

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Bingo.

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I'm sorry I doubted you, Barborah.
I was just--

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Tangled in Pauline's glittery web.

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Believe me, I've been there,

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and it cost me the best years of my life.

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We have to save the next poor soul.

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Easy-peasy.

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I'll win the audition
and get possessed by Pauline,

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then you guys can exorcise her out of me.

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Uh, it's too risky.

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We did it before with Temeluchus.

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We can do it again with Pauline. Trust me.

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No offense, kid,
but I don't see you winning this audition.

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Look, Norma will kill it.

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You just need a little makeover.

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Pugsley, anything in that old memory
of yours that could help us out?

117
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This is a lot of magic for one day.

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Pugsley, if we don't do something,
Pauline will never stop.

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Okay. Okay. I'll try my best.

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[Pauline] Good afternoon, my darlings.

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Show me what you're made of.

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[breathes deeply]

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[Pauline] Next.

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[gasps] Oh, my ghost.
I can't believe I'm here.

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-You got me through the toughest year--
-[Pauline] Next!

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-[inhales]
-[Pauline] Wrong.

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[sings] ♪ Let it-- ♪

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[Pauline] Go! Now!
Oh, anything but that.

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What's wrong with you?

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Can't I find a girl who can
actually give me what I'm looking for?

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-Heart, soul, the burning passion of a--
-[gasps]

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[Pauline] Hello, gorgeous.

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Come on, Norma. You can do this.

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♪ I'm standing here before my idol ♪

135
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♪ Been your devoted, your disciple ♪

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♪ This moment played in my imagination
About a hundred thousand times ♪

137
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♪ And all the trademarks that define you ♪

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♪ I must have built
A trillion shrines to ♪

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♪ It's kind of crazy
You can still amaze me ♪

140
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♪ I've seen it all so many times ♪

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♪ Like, OMG, Pauline ♪

142
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♪ You know that moment in that scene ♪

143
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♪ When you danced your way on the screen ♪

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♪ Well, you made me feel so seen ♪

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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪

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♪ And I'm your monster ♪

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♪ Your films gave me life
Like lightning and thunder ♪

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♪ Oh, the world can feel like a storm ♪

149
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♪ And my bedroom is the eye ♪

150
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♪ But your face on every wall
Keeping me alive ♪

151
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♪ But that was then and this is now ♪

152
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♪ So what do I say? ♪

153
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♪ So what do I say? ♪

154
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Norma?

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♪ I know too much now
I can't see you ♪

156
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♪ The same Pauline who I was drawn to ♪

157
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♪ Your evil games are driving me insane
For ever thinking I could trust you ♪

158
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♪ 'Cause now I've found out
You're a spirit ♪

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♪ What is my life without you in it? ♪

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♪ It's kind of messed up ♪

161
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♪ I feel like a break up ♪

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♪ Except it's all your fault, not mine! ♪

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♪ 'Cause oh my God, Pauline ♪

164
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♪ Why'd you have to let me see
The other side of you that screen ♪

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♪ You should've stayed
Just on the screen ♪

166
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪

167
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♪ And I'm your monster ♪

168
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♪ Your films saved my life
Like shelter and water ♪

169
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,541
♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪

170
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:09,000
♪ And I'm your monster ♪

171
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:15,875
♪ Your reign's crumbling down
Like stone and mortar ♪

172
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♪ You're my Frankenstein ♪

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[thuds]

174
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[pants]

175
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[Pauline] You.
Come to my dressing room. Now.

176
00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:41,583
Well, if it isn't
the humans and dogs only club.

177
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:44,083
Courtney, we're sorry. We need your help.

178
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Too late.

179
00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,041
I got a new best friend.

180
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:50,166
Someone who's actually helping me go home.

181
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[dramatic music playing]

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00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:07,375
♪ I came to stop you ♪

183
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:13,791
♪ But now I long to
Feel that light again ♪

184
00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,083
♪ To hear your siren song ♪

185
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:23,083
♪ Far too long, far too long
I've been trapped in the dark ♪

186
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:28,625
♪ Release me, release me ♪

187
00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:32,583
♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪

188
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,708
Darling, could you do me
a little favor here?

189
00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,000
♪ Tell me who are you? ♪

190
00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:46,375
♪ Why you look like my clone ♪

191
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:53,125
♪ Being this gorgeous
I simply assumed I was alone, but you-- ♪

192
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♪ You're the spitting image of me
Aren't you? ♪

193
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♪ You even got my birthmark ♪

194
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♪ So, succumb to me ♪

195
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:03,750
♪ Succumb to me ♪

196
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:08,125
♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪

197
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:09,458
[laughs maniacally]

198
00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:12,250
What friend? What's going on, Courtney?

199
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:15,333
♪ My heart is hell-bound ♪

200
00:12:15,416 --> 00:12:18,750
♪ Come on, I gotta go ♪

201
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:24,958
♪ I don't belong here
You know I'm meant below ♪

202
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,041
♪ Hey, Courtney, hey, buddy ♪

203
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,541
♪ You're gonna make me sad bark ♪

204
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,458
[howls]

205
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:36,625
♪ It's over now, it's over ♪

206
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:39,041
♪ Phantom of… ♪

207
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,333
[Josh and Logs harmonize]
♪ Phantom of… ♪

208
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:48,875
♪ The theme park ♪

209
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,125
Greetings, y'all.

210
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:55,500
Yes, I know. I look amazing.
I'm a whole new me.

211
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,083
Norma. Ah. She did it.

212
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,375
Mm-mm. Don't you dare use my middle name.

213
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:04,083
Guards, throw these traitors
into the dungeon.

214
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,958
[grunts] Quick, Barney!
I-I can't hold them long.

215
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,416
[grunts] Stupid skinny jeans. Ah.

216
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,375
[growls]

217
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,125
Say "cheese".

218
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,083
-[camera shutter clicking]
-Huh? Courtney? [grunts]

219
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,125
-[Pugsley] Argh!
-Pugsley!

220
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,166
Tut-tut. Pictures cost extra, sweetie.

221
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,375
Take these two away.

222
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,583
Oh, and keep an eye on 'em.

223
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:31,833
Let's go, Red.

224
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:37,291
[cell door opens]

225
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:39,500
[grunts]

226
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,333
Logs, listen to me.

227
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:44,083
Sorry, Barney. I don't want to do this.

228
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:45,583
[lock clicks]

229
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:46,666
Then don't.

230
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,916
I can't lose my job.
That's Pauline Phoenix.

231
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,791
I don't want to get on her bad side.

232
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,750
She's all bad side.

233
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,875
Use your magic to break the lock.

234
00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,500
I can't, Barney. Too much magic.

235
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,333
And every time I use it,
I can feel him coming--

236
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,541
[Temeluchus] Back!

237
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:07,708
Can't you talk to Logs? Sweeten him up?

238
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,958
Have a little… flirt?

239
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,333
Shh. He'll hear.

240
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,541
You do like him, don't you?

241
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,875
But… [groans]

242
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,333
Logs thinks I'm a traitor now.
So, he's just--

243
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:23,416
A bit more of a challenge,
but still objectively a dreamboat?

244
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,333
No. No.

245
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:30,000
♪ It's not like
I sit around just obsessing ♪

246
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:33,041
♪ About his deep brown eyes ♪

247
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,625
♪ It's not like
I lie awake while repressing ♪

248
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,291
♪ Tingly tummy butterflies ♪

249
00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:46,375
♪ It's not like
I filled a notebook up listing ♪

250
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,416
♪ The things we might talk about ♪

251
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:56,833
♪ It's not as though, even now
I'm resisting the urge to ask him out ♪

252
00:14:56,916 --> 00:15:00,583
♪ I mean, we'd have fun ♪

253
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:04,708
♪ It's not like he is the one ♪

254
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:08,958
♪ Sure, he's adorably shy ♪

255
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,625
♪ But he's just some guy ♪

256
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:18,333
♪ It's not like
I've drawn up plans for our wedding ♪

257
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:23,166
♪ 'Cause that's
A totally stalkerish thing to do ♪

258
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:26,208
♪ It's not as though
I'm constantly dreading ♪

259
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,000
♪ What he'd say if he only knew ♪

260
00:15:29,541 --> 00:15:33,166
♪ It's not like he's on ♪

261
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:37,208
♪ My every waking thought ♪

262
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:41,375
♪ I mean, he's totally hot ♪

263
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,666
♪ But he's just some guy ♪

264
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,500
♪ And when he looks at me… ♪

265
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,166
♪ I'm sure that all he sees… ♪

266
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,583
♪ Is just some guy ♪

267
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,208
♪ I'm just some guy ♪

268
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,125
[sighs]

269
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:06,208
-Did you say something, Barney?
-Uh, yeah. I, uh--

270
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,875
Go on, say it.

271
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,666
[inhales] Logs,
Pauline is abducting impersonators.

272
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,541
She abducted Jennifer Swan
and she's gonna do it again.

273
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,208
This whole comeback show
is an act, a scam.

274
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:15,916
She locked us up
'cause we found out, I swear.

275
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000
We have to stop her.
Also, you're really cute.

276
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,583
Want to go see a movie or something?
[chuckles] Huh?

277
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,833
I knew it.

278
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:23,916
About Pauline?

279
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,625
No, that you wanted to ask me out.

280
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,875
I've been trying to
ask you out all summer.

281
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,208
I've been a trying to
ask you out all summer.

282
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,791
-Really?
-[chuckles] Yeah.

283
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,583
Uh, can you let us out now?

284
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,541
You know, Norma in danger?
Pauline bad? Really bad?

285
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,750
Oh. Let me get that.

286
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,750
Do what you gotta do. Shall we say Friday?

287
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,208
W-W-What movie? [chuckles nervously]

288
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:47,625
Anything but musicals.

289
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,000
[announcer] The Pauline Phoenix

290
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:56,541
Anniversary Comeback Extravaganza concert
will commence shortly.

291
00:16:56,625 --> 00:17:00,208
Please remember that all video
and photography is strictly prohibited.

292
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,291
[crowd cheering]

293
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:08,416
Phoenix Parks, your queen has arrived.

294
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,541
[crowd cheering]

295
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,041
Come on, kids. Y'all know the words.

296
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,375
[chanting] Seal the body up.
Seal the body up.

297
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,625
Pull, pull, smash, smash, smash.

298
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,333
Seal the body up. Seal the body up.

299
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,791
Pull, pull, smash, smash, smash.

300
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,083
[menacing music playing]

301
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,833
[cackles]

302
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,000
Bring me my encore!

303
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:45,166
♪ This ain't my final bye ♪

304
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,875
♪ Yes, my career's been as dead as I am ♪

305
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,791
♪ At least until now ♪

306
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,666
♪ 'Cause me, I'm a Phoenix, baby ♪

307
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:58,166
♪ And y'all, y'all are my spark ♪

308
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:03,833
♪ And I'm born again, born again ♪

309
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,041
♪ Phantom of the theme park ♪

310
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:10,458
[cackles] Bless your heart.

311
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,083
[grunts]

312
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,750
Courtney, you got to stop.

313
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,333
What's it take for a demon to get

314
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:17,666
an uninterrupted sealing spell
around here?

315
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:22,041
That's Norma onstage, Courtney.
She's under an illusion spell.

316
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,625
I don't care. You don't understand.

317
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:25,708
I do understand.

318
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,583
Look, I know what it's like
wanting to go home, but--

319
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,458
But you can! You can skip home whenever.

320
00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,166
You just choose not to.

321
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,541
I can't go home ever!

322
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,250
What makes you think Pauline has
the kind of power to send you home

323
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,916
if she needs you for this?

324
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500
I… I don't--

325
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:45,291
She lied to you.
She used you like she uses everyone.

326
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:47,958
[growls]

327
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:49,500
[cheering]

328
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,208
[Courtney] Pauline!

329
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,375
Is this true?

330
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,041
Is what true, Red?

331
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,583
You don't know
how to send me home, do you?

332
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,166
You just wanted the spell.

333
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,625
Oh. So you figured it out.

334
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,791
[growls]

335
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,041
I may not be able to open the elevator,

336
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:06,625
but I can send you to
the underworld another way.

337
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:09,458
[growls] Bring it on! [grunts]

338
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,708
Courtney, no. That's Norma.

339
00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:12,625
Pugsley.

340
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,958
Pugsley?

341
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,500
[growls]

342
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,625
Stop!

343
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,875
[Temeluchus] Courtney, stop!

344
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:21,875
[strains]

345
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:22,875
[grunts]

346
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:23,875
Pugsley!

347
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:27,125
Is that… Barney? Why is he in the show?

348
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,916
-It's not a show.
-Patrick!

349
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,500
[grunts]

350
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,250
Pugsley?

351
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,625
It's too late. He's taken over.

352
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,666
What? Who?

353
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,333
-[Temeluchus] Me!
-[gasps]

354
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,708
[laughing maniacally]

355
00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,583
[Pugsley] Oh, no you don't!

356
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,458
[Temeluchus]
Oh, don't mind if I do. [grunts]

357
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:47,750
[swing music playing]

358
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,041
[Temeluchus]
♪ Did you miss me, little doggy? ♪

359
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:52,166
♪ I've been sleeping deep inside ♪

360
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,291
♪ It's been cramped and kind of boring
So how's about restoring me? ♪

361
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,166
♪ I'll take you for a ride ♪

362
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,708
♪ Actually, I'm good, no, thank you ♪

363
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:02,208
♪ I've been doing fine without you ♪

364
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,375
♪ With my powers and my voice ♪

365
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,916
♪ Yeah! ♪

366
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,083
♪ Uh, whose powers are those really? ♪

367
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,000
♪ You didn't come by them freely ♪

368
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:16,041
[Pugsley]
♪ I don't think I had much choice ♪

369
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,916
♪ Just put me in the driver's seat ♪

370
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,333
♪ Look at yourself ♪

371
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:24,916
♪ You're just two feet tall
And made of meat ♪

372
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:29,208
♪ But being me
Is the best thing you're ever gonna get ♪

373
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,541
♪ I promise you that ♪

374
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,791
♪ So you might as well
Put me in the driver… ♪

375
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,375
♪ Put me in the driver
Put me in the driver's seat ♪

376
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,083
[chuckles menacingly]

377
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:48,250
♪ I never asked for you inside me ♪

378
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,333
♪ I might just kick you out ♪

379
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,208
♪ And I could really do without this
Demonic little plot twist ♪

380
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:55,625
♪ 'Cause Norma needs me now ♪

381
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,916
♪ Your bark is bigger
Than your bite, kid ♪

382
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,708
♪ She's gone unless we're united
So come on, baby ♪

383
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,708
♪ Give me that wheel, yeah ♪

384
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,625
♪ No, no, no
Last time you tried to kill us ♪

385
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,333
♪ Oh, that was then, I beg forgiveness ♪

386
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:14,083
♪ So tell me, pug, do we have a deal? ♪

387
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,958
♪ Just put me ♪

388
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,875
♪ In the driver's seat ♪

389
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,208
[Pugsley] ♪ And you'll give it back? ♪

390
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:23,833
[Temeluchus] ♪ Oh, sure
I'll put you back in one piece ♪

391
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,958
♪ If being you
Is the only way we stop Pauline ♪

392
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:31,875
♪ I guess I better
Put you in the driver… ♪

393
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,375
[Temeluchus] ♪ Put me in the driver… ♪

394
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,875
♪ Put you in the driver… ♪

395
00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,250
♪ Put me in the driver… ♪

396
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:46,125
♪ Put you there in the driver's seat ♪

397
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,125
[Temeluchus laughing]

398
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,958
[Barney] Pugsley, are you okay?

399
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,208
[whimpers]

400
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,250
[snarls]

401
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,333
[growls]

402
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:58,666
I'm back. And my body is fully restored.

403
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,375
Hey! This is my comeback show.

404
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,708
Ha!

405
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:04,250
Well, well, well.

406
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:07,416
It looks like the old mutt
was having some fun.

407
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
What do you think you're doing?

408
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,250
I'm the big bad around here.

409
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,333
Ugh.

410
00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,916
[Pauline] No!

411
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,750
-[screams]
-[gasps] Norma!

412
00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:23,000
Gotcha.

413
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,000
Are you okay?

414
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,416
-Did we win?
-[laughing maniacally]

415
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,625
[Barney] Not really.

416
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,083
[elevator dings]

417
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:36,250
[Zagan laughs]

418
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:39,666
-Patrick?
-Patrick?

419
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,291
-Patrick?
-Patrick?

420
00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,375
[darkly upbeat music playing]

421
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,750
[Temeluchus] ♪ Guess who's back
Inside your dog? ♪

422
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:51,333
♪ It's your King, your Demon God ♪

423
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:53,750
♪ Temeluchus is my name ♪

424
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:56,250
♪ Family reunion is my game ♪

425
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,708
[cackles]

426
00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,875
♪ Temmie, it's your sister ♪

427
00:23:01,958 --> 00:23:05,125
♪ Oh, boy, how I've missed you ♪

428
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,125
♪ I brought you my army ♪

429
00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:09,041
♪ Call it a housewarming present ♪

430
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,666
♪ I'll follow your orders, brother… ♪

431
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:11,583
Sorry.

432
00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:15,750
♪ Chieftain of Torment ♪

433
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:20,541
♪ No! It was I who actually did it ♪

434
00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,708
♪ Put your brother inside of this mutt ♪

435
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,958
♪ Get your demon cuffs off me ♪

436
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,833
♪ 'Cause I want to go down
Down, down, down ♪

437
00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:33,333
♪ Where I'll finally feel I belong ♪

438
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:36,750
♪ Down where
I'll never sing another song ♪

439
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:43,583
♪ Please wipe my slate
Of all my mistakes ♪

440
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:48,666
♪ Somewhere down there ♪

441
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:52,833
[sustains note]

442
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:54,416
[yawns]

443
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,500
[sustains higher note]

444
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:58,416
-[Zagan] Uh…
-Oh.

445
00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:01,041
Those aren't demon cuffs.

446
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:01,958
What?

447
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,708
Those were placed by angels.

448
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,000
Angels?

449
00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:09,083
But an enemy of the angels
is a friend of mine.

450
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,250
[gasps]

451
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,333
Go right ahead, comrade.

452
00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:16,750
We need more demons like you down there.

453
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,250
Yes! I'm getting out of here.

454
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,583
Courtney. Are you leaving?

455
00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:26,541
I'm like a thousand years old.
I knew you guys for like five minutes.

456
00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,291
I'm sorry.

457
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,625
If you don't die tonight,
I'll send you a postcard.

458
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,000
Barney, I can't find Patrick!

459
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,875
-Mom!
-Oh, keep it down.

460
00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:39,791
-Patrick! Patrick!
-Patrick--

461
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,875
Mom!

462
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,750
[all screaming]

463
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,875
I said keep it down.

464
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,458
[sighs] Much better.

465
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,250
So, Tem, you gonna show me your castle?

466
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:06,500
I've been dying to see what you've done
with this miserable plane.

467
00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,291
It would be my pleasure.

468
00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:20,750
♪ Sometimes I think about death ♪

469
00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:27,875
♪ And how many hours
We've all got left ♪

470
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:29,791
♪ And… ♪

471
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:34,291
[both harmonize]
♪ How many nights we've spent ♪

472
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:39,000
♪ Saving the world ♪

473
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:43,541
♪ But days like today ♪

474
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:47,208
♪ Make all those other days seem… ♪

475
00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,125
Mild.

476
00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:56,250
♪ Even for us this is wild ♪

477
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,666
[both] ♪ 'Cause at Dead End ♪

478
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:03,541
♪ We're never finished at Dead End ♪

479
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,708
♪ Pugsley needs us ♪

480
00:26:05,791 --> 00:26:06,958
♪ We cannot let him go ♪

481
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:07,916
[snarling]

482
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,500
♪ We've still got it ♪

483
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:14,916
♪ I've still got it, you know
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

484
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,750
♪ Down where it's nighttime
All of the day ♪

485
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:21,125
♪ Down where no humans
Will get in my way ♪

486
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:27,541
♪ I will be home, and never alone ♪

487
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:34,583
♪ Somewhere down there ♪

488
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,166
[dings]

489
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:43,208
♪ There ♪

490
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,833
[captivating music playing]