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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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What do you mean I have to do
my own hair and makeup? What kind of--
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Ow! Back off!
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What kind of production is this?
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Hello, I'm Pauline Phoenix,
and welcome to my very own video will.
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If you're watching this,
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then that means that,
sadly, I have passed on.
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In which case, watch your back
'cause if you ever crossed me, ha!
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You can bet your booties
I'll be haunting you to the grave.
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Particularly you, Tony, Veronica,
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that spiteful little man
at the dry cleaner--
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Look, evidently,
I've ascended to a higher plane,
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peace be with me,
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and I never truly found my next of kin,
not for lack of trying.
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But there is one person
who has always been there for me.
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And so, I leave everything, the money,
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the park, my albino tiger, Destiny Ann,
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and the movie rights to my life story
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to my best friend,
twin soul and stunt double, Barbara.
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-[all gasp]
-[exclaims]
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I think she means me.
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[Destiny Ann growls]
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[roaring]
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[ominous music plays]
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[Barney screams]
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[panting]
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What? This thing is faster than it looks.
[exclaims]
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[panting]
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[chuckles menacingly]
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-[Norma grunts]
-[Courtney chuckles]
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[chuckles] Gotcha! [grunts]
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[squelching]
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Hey! Ew! What is this thing?
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It's not a thing. It's a Gord.
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Phylum demollusca from the blood swamps
of Gagen. Plane 11.
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[Barney] Norma.
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Hiya!
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All right,
that's the third demon busted this week.
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I banish thee!
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Ya! [grunting]
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Pugsley, buddy, you know
your powers are gone, remember?
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[sighs] I know. I thought this might
bring them back somehow.
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-Please. Leave it to the pros. [gasps]
-[rope tightening]
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What the… Uh.
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Oh. Oh! Eugh!
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Ew, ew, ew!
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Ew. Ew, ew!
Oh, it's like a slug made of sand paper,
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and it's on my head! [whimpering]
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Mm. Let me try something.
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Welcome to Earth.
This is how we say hello.
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In this part of the world, at least.
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-[mimicking vacuum cleaner]
-[yells] Yuck!
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[laughs]
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[exclaiming]
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-Sanitizer! I need sanitizer!
-[howling]
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-[sighs]
-[Courtney] It's in my eyes!
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[glass shatters]
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-[sighs]
-Ugh.
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Sorry, friends.
Ever since Temeluchus left,
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I've just been a regular
non-magical talking dog.
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Tell me that's the last of them.
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Can't keep roaches out of New York,
rats out of London
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or demons out of Phoenix Parks.
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-[Pugsley grunts]
-It's just a fact.
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True. Since that last demon
swarming the park thing,
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Barborah has entrusted us with
the sacred duty to guard the elevator.
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The fate of the world,
and our jobs, depend on it.
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Uh, aren't you guys going bowling tonight?
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And that too.
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Don't worry, meat-bags, I got this.
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I've watched this thing for an eternity.
What's one more night?
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Uh. Are you sure?
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Wait, you still don't trust me?
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-Eh…
-[nervously] Sure.
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Kinda.
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Nothing's coming out of this baby
on my watch, I promise you.
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I'd pinky promise, if I had a pinky.
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It's more of a… red-y.
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Well, thank you, Courtney.
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Go score those bowls.
Win those pins! Strike those…
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[sighs] I don't know what bowling is.
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See? Taking care of business.
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[elevator dinging]
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[elevator thuds]
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[siren wailing]
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[cacophony]
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[screams]
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-[elevator dinging]
-[screaming crescendoes]
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Welcome, earthlings, to Astro Lanes.
Happy chucking those balls.
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Ugh, wonder where
that murderous ghost ended up.
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm CEO now and I'm bringing
an era of change to this dump.
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Starting with mandatory
staff bowling tournament Wednesdays!
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[Pauline's voice] Ooh,
I just love myself a strike.
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Whoo!
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[exclaims]
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[Logs] Hey, Barney!
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Hey. Uh, sorry, we just got here.
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Um, these are darts. I'm here to bowl.
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Oh, I thought you might
want to play something else.
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'Cause Lumberjack here's
gonna wipe the floor with you.
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-Lumberjack?
-Just give him the shoes, Hercules.
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Hey, everyone!
Lumberjack is back for more!
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-[man 1] Timber!
-[man 2] Timber! [laughs]
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Wait, are you like a bowling prodigy?
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-I'm sure you're great too, Barney.
-Oh, yeah, he's amazing.
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-I've watched him practice all week.
-Hey, down boy.
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And I haven't seen him knock down
any of those little white men.
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[laughs] This is gonna be so embarrassing,
I can't watch.
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Or I can watch and film it.
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All right, all right. See you later, Herc.
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[insects buzzing]
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Ew! Bowling shoes?
I somehow did not anticipate this.
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I did! And I know your feelings
about communal sporting footwear,
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so I brought you a present.
Brand-new and all yours.
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Happy birthday, whenever it is.
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I know, I know, I'm the best.
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[gags]
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[sighs]
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[yawning] Gotta stay awake.
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You're a good guy now, Courtney.
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Good guys finish…
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Awake!
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[sighs] Stay awake.
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Huh?
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Huh!? Who's there?
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Come on, little fella.
I ain't gonna hurt ya.
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Much. [chuckles]
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No, no. No. Not you! Don't take me!
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Ah, leave me alone! [screaming]
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[straining]
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[continues straining]
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[grunts and gasps]
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[exclaims] Uh…
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Help, help, help, help, help!
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-[crashes]
-[automated voice] Fail.
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Okay, folks,
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I wanna see passion.
I wanna see determination.
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-I wanna see…
-[Pauline's voice] Error. Error.
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…things not breaking.
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Barney! What's going on?
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Uh, don't worry. I can fix it.
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-I think.
-Error!
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[Pauline's voice]
Did I happen to mention: Error?
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-[device beeps]
-And fixed.
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Uh.
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[conveyer belt rattles]
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It's okay. I'm okay.
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[laughs dazedly] Don't worry.
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-You! Short Round.
-[gasps]
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No bowling shoes, no bowling.
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But they don't have any
that fit my little hind paws.
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-I said--
-Yeah, yeah, I heard what you said.
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[sighs]
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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-[thunder rumbling]
-[whimpering]
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[panting]
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[Pauline's voice] Fail, fail, fail,
miss, miss, oh shoot, fail, fail.
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-Pugsley!
-Oh, Courtney.
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Do you want to play two player?
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-You can be ex-husband number seven.
-Uh, maybe later.
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But first,
what would you say if I told you
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a giant hand arm thing was after me?
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-I'd say I'd love to help you!
-[gasps] Great, 'cause--
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But I don't have any magic powers anymore.
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So what can you do?
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-I'm a very good listener.
-Ugh! Useless.
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-Oh.
-[game beeps]
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[Pauline's voice] This time, darling…
[chuckles] you're a loser.
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[thunder rumbling]
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-Lane four.
-[monster] Huh?
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[bowling pins clatter]
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-[Pauline's voice] Strike!
-[game dings]
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See, it's easy.
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Three steps,
thumb forward and let it roll.
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Can you show me one more time?
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Barney Guttman,
are you trying to stall? Come on.
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You got talent to spare.
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We're learning so much about each other.
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I'm terrible at bowling
and you're terrible at puns.
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That's just how I roll.
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-Maybe these will help.
-[button buzzes]
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[machinery whirring]
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Hmm.
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-Barney!
-[exclaims]
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[screen beeping]
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[Pauline's voice] Failure.
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-What are you doing here?
-Something came up.
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Aren't you supposed to be
watching the elevator?
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Yeah, something came up.
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Or down, or maybe sideways?
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Ugh, come on, Courtney, you promised.
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I'm finally getting to actually hang out
with Logs without demons showing up--
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Showing up? I get it.
I'll save the day on my own, like usual.
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-Ugh.
-Wow, I'm actually impressed.
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I didn't know someone could be
this bad at bowling.
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-[Logs giggles]
-I'll say!
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[Pugsley] Mm.
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[sniffs]
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[screaming]
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[monster groans]
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[growling]
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Hmm?
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[sighs]
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[whimpering]
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Phew.
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[gasps]
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[screaming]
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I'm going to crush this park's
all-time record at Whack-a-Mole.
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Hmm.
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[sniffs]
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They're going to have to wash these toys.
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-[Pauline's voice] Strike!
-Yes! Did you see that?
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Uh, so I was thinking,
for our first podcast episode,
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we could cover zombies.
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Yeah, I know they're a bit overdone,
but they'll bring in the numbers.
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Norma, do you ever
take a day off from demons?
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Sorry.
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Is it my turn?
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Did you know there are
two types of bowling balls?
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Symmetric and asymmetric.
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Oh, and lots of different
throwing techniques, too.
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There's the bounce pass, spinner,
shovel style, hook, back up style.
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-Huh? What?
-This must be how I sound to you.
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-[blows raspberry]
-[chuckles]
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[whispering] Ugh! Norma! Little help?
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Ah, Courtney.
Five minutes later than I expected you.
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-How many Gords got out?
-No Gords got out. But--
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-[panting] I saw it! It's horrible!
-What's that?
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Are you saying
I have to stop bowling immediately
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and come help you?
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Oh, I guess
I just have to make that sacrifice.
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-What's the situation?
-[crashing]
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-Demons, I take it?
-You can have my turn!
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[exclaims and grunts]
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[both] Um…
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What is that?
251
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,501
Beats me. I've never seen it
in any of my demon books.
252
00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:24,168
-[all scream]
-It's not a demon.
253
00:15:24,251 --> 00:15:25,876
It's a monster.
254
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,209
Let's just kill it
and pretend we never saw it. Okay?
255
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:31,168
No, that's not the way.
Look, let me try again.
256
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,959
This one might appreciate a handshake.
257
00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,168
[all whimpering]
258
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:46,626
[crunches, pops]
259
00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:48,459
[exclaims]
260
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:55,418
Uh, welcome to Earth, this is a handshake.
It's a way of greeting.
261
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:57,751
Or maybe not.
262
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,168
Norma! No, no, no!
263
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,418
How about a high five?
264
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,918
[cries]
265
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,501
[gasps] What did I do?
266
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,584
-You slapped it in the face!
-[Norma] What?
267
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,584
Contact established,
hostile environment detected.
268
00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,168
[gasps]
269
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:22,418
[monster growls]
270
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,168
[screams]
271
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:26,668
[grunting]
272
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:28,876
[screams]
273
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:32,334
Hands off!
274
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:37,459
I banish thee!
275
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:39,751
Oh, come on.
276
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,751
[barks]
277
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,751
[yelps]
278
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,543
[monster laughs]
279
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,751
[whimpering]
280
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,209
-[glass thuds]
-Huh?
281
00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:58,959
-[muffled shouting]
-[Norma, muffled] Barborah! Help us!
282
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,168
[all yelling]
283
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:01,584
-[glass shatters]
-[all grunt]
284
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:03,834
[all scream]
285
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,709
[Norma grunts]
286
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:06,793
[screaming]
287
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:10,834
I thought I made you three
the demon cleanup crew.
288
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:13,834
-What do you call this?
-Over time?
289
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:16,876
[gasps]
290
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,626
[yelling]
291
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,584
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
292
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:25,376
I didn't mean to slap you in the face.
Hey. Want to try an elbow bump? No?
293
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:28,376
How about you? Elbow? [screams]
294
00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:30,168
[whimpering]
295
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,084
[screams]
296
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:35,501
-[rock music playing over headphones]
-[grunting and yelling]
297
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:36,459
Huh?
298
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,668
[grunting]
299
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,293
-[snarling]
-[whimpering]
300
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:43,668
[screaming]
301
00:17:45,168 --> 00:17:46,626
-[yawns]
-[gasps]
302
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,834
[screaming]
303
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:55,459
-[Barney grunting]
-[grunts]
304
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:57,959
[yelling]
305
00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:00,668
-Barney!
-Logs!
306
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:02,126
I mean, Lumberjack.
307
00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:05,001
I wore a checked shirt here once.
308
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,501
[barking]
309
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:09,376
[Barney and Pugsley exclaim]
310
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:10,918
Let me go!
311
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,709
[Badyah whimpering]
312
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,084
-[screams]
-What are we going to do?
313
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:19,709
[all exclaiming]
314
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,376
[all scream]
315
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:30,209
Gah! This is why I don't like bowling.
316
00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:34,084
-Ah! This is why I don't like demons.
-Logs, I'm sorry.
317
00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:36,876
I wanted to go bowling with you
but I'm no good and I…
318
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,418
I just wanted to impress you.
319
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,376
You're fine, can we talk about this later?
320
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:44,293
-No, really, do you find me--
-For crying out loud, you are impressive!
321
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,709
[muffled screaming]
322
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,584
-[thuds]
-[yelps]
323
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:53,334
[whimpers]
324
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,793
[muffled screaming]
325
00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:57,293
[gasps]
326
00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,209
[thuds]
327
00:18:58,293 --> 00:18:59,959
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
328
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,501
You still don't trust me?
329
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,876
-Eh…
-Sure.
330
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,209
Kinda.
331
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:05,918
This is all my fault.
332
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,168
-[Pugsley screams]
-[gasps]
333
00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,834
[whimpering]
334
00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,293
Pugsley!
335
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:14,418
Nothing's coming out of this baby,
on my watch. I promise you.
336
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,584
I can't let him take me!
337
00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:17,959
[whimpers]
338
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,584
-[Barney screams]
-[gasps]
339
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:22,043
-[whimpers]
-[Courtney puffs]
340
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,501
-No!
-Courtney, are you crazy?
341
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,793
Get out of here! [yells]
342
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:34,793
[gasps and screams]
343
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:41,834
-Courtney?
-[all scream]
344
00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:45,293
-He knows your name!
-I'm sorry, okay?
345
00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:48,334
[sighs] I've been so good. But fine.
346
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:53,043
Shackle me, punish me, do whatever,
just don't hurt my friends, okay?
347
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,126
You two know each other?
348
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:58,168
Oh! [chuckles]
There's been a terrible misunderstanding.
349
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:00,626
No. I've come down here
to congratulate you all.
350
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:03,293
For what? Extensive property damage?
351
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:05,001
[crackling]
352
00:20:05,084 --> 00:20:06,126
[shatters]
353
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:11,501
Uh, for stopping that invasion, of course.
354
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:15,084
Especially our dear Courtney.
She's a superstar upstairs.
355
00:20:15,168 --> 00:20:18,126
It's a tall order stopping not one,
but two demon kings.
356
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:20,626
[chuckles] Had it not been
for Courtney's bravery
357
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:22,668
they would surely have
conquered not only Earth,
358
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:24,543
but risen up to attack us angels.
359
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,334
Wait. Angels?
360
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:27,501
Of course!
361
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:30,584
Apologies,
I have not properly introduced myself.
362
00:20:30,668 --> 00:20:35,084
[chuckles] I am Fingers. I am an angel.
363
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,668
Oh, my ghost.
I slapped an angel in the face.
364
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:41,251
[chuckles] Let me get those cuffs off you.
365
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:46,293
Oh. See, they um, uh…
fell off in the shower.
366
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,459
[ominous music playing]
367
00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:49,626
[chuckles]
368
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,376
Well, more good news.
369
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,459
I'll be living with you from now on.
370
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:57,376
Oh, uh, that's not really, uh, necessary.
371
00:20:57,459 --> 00:20:59,209
Oh, you won't really notice me.
372
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:02,459
I'll just be a nice buddy
who checks up on you from time to time
373
00:21:02,543 --> 00:21:04,334
to make sure
you're not breaking any rules.
374
00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:06,001
What, like a parole officer?
375
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:08,293
[chuckles] What funny terms.
376
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:10,126
No, let me put it another way.
377
00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:13,626
I'll monitor you and help you
adjust to your new-found freedom
378
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:16,584
without causing any more
inter-dimensional violations.
379
00:21:16,668 --> 00:21:19,084
Mm, that sounds
exactly like a parole officer.
380
00:21:19,168 --> 00:21:20,543
Anyway, don't mind me.
381
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:23,668
Let us continue
your strange little knock 'em down game.
382
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,959
Have you seen the state of this pl--
383
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,376
Well done, demon cleanup crew.
384
00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:31,876
Let's play.
385
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,668
Ugh.
386
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:39,501
Uh, fine, we can keep you.
387
00:21:40,043 --> 00:21:42,043
[uplifting music playing]
388
00:21:44,584 --> 00:21:46,418
-[Badyah] Whoo-hoo!
-Yes! [giggles]
389
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:49,876
Hey, you know what?
It's nice to just hang out sometimes.
390
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:53,209
[Pauline's voice] Error, error!
Stop poking me!
391
00:21:53,293 --> 00:21:55,459
[chuckling] I think
I'm done with bowling for today.
392
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:57,584
-Wanna grab some food?
-[Barney] Mm-hmm.
393
00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:59,376
[straining]
394
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:03,709
[gasps]
395
00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:07,793
[Pauline's voice] Strike, baby!
396
00:22:09,418 --> 00:22:11,293
[gasps] Did I do that?
397
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,834
That was you?
[gasps] Can you teach me?
398
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,084
[chuckles] You betcha!
399
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:24,251
[mysterious voice] Yes. That's the one.
400
00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:32,543
[closing theme music playing]