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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎不要！

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‎好痛！

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‎嘿！

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‎你说我得自己
‎做发型和化妆是什么意思？

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‎滚开！

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‎这算什么制作团队？

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‎（宝琳公司彩色电视）

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‎大家好 我是宝琳·菲尼克斯
‎欢迎大家收看我的视频遗嘱

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‎如果你看到这个视频

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‎很遗憾 这代表我已过世

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‎这样的话 你们都给我小心点

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‎如果你们当中有谁惹过我

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‎别怀疑 我做了鬼也会缠着你到死

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‎尤其是你们 托尼、维罗妮卡

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‎干洗店那个恶毒小矮子…

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‎（宝琳公司彩色电视）

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‎各位 显然我已去往天国 愿我安息

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‎我努力寻找过
‎但从未找到真正的亲属

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‎但有一个人一直在我身边
‎陪伴我、支持我

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‎所以我要把一切

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‎我的钱、游乐园

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‎我的宠物白虎黛丝特尼·安

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‎以及拍摄我人生故事的电影版权

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‎留给我最好的朋友、灵魂伴侣
‎兼特技替身

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‎芭伯拉

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‎她说的是我吧

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‎（第十一章）

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‎剧名：带天使去打保龄球

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‎（游乐园改朝换代）

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‎这东西看着不起眼 跑得倒是真快

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‎抓住你啦！

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‎嘿！

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‎好恶心！

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‎这是什么玩意？

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‎这不是玩意 是戈德

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‎软体恶魔生物
‎来自第11位面加根血腥沼泽

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‎诺玛

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‎好吧！这是本周抓到的第三只恶魔

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‎我要驱逐你！

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‎八哥西 你已经没有魔力了 记得吧?

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‎我知道 我以为这样也许能找回魔力

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‎麻烦让让 把这事交给专家处理

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‎搞什么…

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‎恶心！

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‎好恶心！这玩意像是
‎砂纸做的鼻涕虫一样！

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‎它爬到我头上了！

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‎我来试试

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‎欢迎来到地球
‎这就是我们打招呼的方式

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‎至少在这里是这样

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‎好恶心！

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‎消毒剂！我需要消毒剂！

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‎-给我消消毒！
‎-它进我眼睛了！

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‎抱歉 伙计们

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‎自从特梅卢克斯离开之后

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‎我就变成了只会说话
‎毫无魔力的普通狗

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‎但愿那是最后一个恶魔

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‎你是无法让纽约没有蟑螂
‎伦敦老鼠绝迹

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‎菲尼克斯游乐园不见恶魔的

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‎事实如此

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‎没错 自从上次恶魔横扫游乐园后

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‎芭伯拉将看守电梯的重任
‎托付给了我们

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‎它决定着世界的命运和我们的饭碗

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‎你们今晚要去打保龄球吧？

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‎也决定着那个

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‎别担心 凡人 交给我吧

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‎这玩意我都看了一万年了
‎再多看一晚又有什么？

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‎你确定？

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‎你还不相信我吗？

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‎-当然相信
‎-算是吧

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‎我保证 在我的眼皮子底下
‎一只苍蝇也别想从这里飞出来

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‎不信可以拉钩 就是我的小指

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‎不像你们是粉色 我是红色

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‎谢谢你 寇特妮

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‎去打碗得分、赢下瓶子 击中…

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‎我没见过什么保龄球

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‎瞧见没？轻松搞定

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‎（太空航道保龄球馆）

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‎欢迎各位地球人来到太空航道
‎祝你们玩得愉快

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‎不知道这个恶鬼最后去了哪里

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‎管它呢 现在的执行总裁是我

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‎我要改变这个垃圾地方

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‎首先就从…

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‎要求全体员工每周三
‎进行保龄球比赛开始

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‎打出全中的我好棒啊

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‎嗨 巴尼！

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‎嗨！

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‎抱歉 我们刚到

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‎这是飞镖 我是来打保龄球的

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‎我以为你想玩别的

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‎因为这位伐木工
‎会把你打得落花流水！

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‎伐木工？

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‎海格力斯 把鞋给他

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‎嗨 各位！

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‎伐木工王者归来啦！

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‎小心啊！

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‎等等 你很擅长打保龄球？

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‎巴尼你肯定打得也很好

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‎是啊 他特别厉害
‎我看着他练习了整整一周…

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‎行了 下去吧

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‎…一个瓶子也击不中

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‎这会很尴尬的 我会看不下去的

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‎或者我可以看

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‎并且拍下来

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‎好吧 回见 海格力斯

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‎好恶心！这是保龄球鞋？
‎没想到是这样的

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‎我想到了！我也知道你对
‎公用运动鞋类的看法

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‎所以我给你带了礼物

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‎全新的保龄球鞋 只属于你一人

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‎祝你生日快乐

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‎管它是哪天

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‎我知道

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‎我最棒了

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‎我得保持清醒

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‎寇特妮 你现在是好人了

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‎好人不长…

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‎醒过来！

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‎保持清醒

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‎谁在那里？

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‎出来吧 小家伙 我不会伤害你

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‎太多的

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‎不！你不行！别抓我！

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‎离我远点！

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‎救命！

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‎（八哥 巴尼 罗根 巴迪亚）

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‎失败

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‎好了 伙计们

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‎我希望看到激情

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‎决心 我希望看到…

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‎错误

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‎…没人搞破坏

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‎巴尼！怎么回事？

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‎别担心

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‎-我能修好它 应该吧
‎-错误！我刚刚没说吗 错误

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‎修好了

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‎没关系 我没事

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‎别担心

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‎你！小肉球

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‎不穿保龄球鞋就不能打保龄球

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‎但这里没有适合
‎我这两只小后爪的鞋子

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‎我说了…

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‎行了 我听到你说的话了

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‎（太空航道保龄球馆）

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‎失败…未击中…见鬼的 失败…

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‎-八哥西！
‎-寇特妮

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‎你想玩双人游戏吗？
‎你可以当七号前夫

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‎待会儿吧 但是首先

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‎要是我对你说有个像巨大手臂的东西
‎在追我 你会说什么？

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‎-我会说我很乐意帮你！
‎-好极了！因为…

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‎但我的魔力没有了

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‎那你能做什么呢？

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‎我会耐心地听你诉苦

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‎废物！

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‎亲爱的 这次你输了

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‎四号球道

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‎全中！

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‎你看 很简单的

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‎走三步、拇指朝前 然后把球滚出去

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‎你能再给我示范一次吗？

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‎巴尼·哥特曼

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‎你是在故意拖延吗？来吧

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‎你是有才能的 可以当个二把“倒”

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‎我们正在互相加深了解呢

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‎我玩保龄球很烂 而你玩双关语很烂

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‎我就是这样玩的

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‎也许这能帮到你

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‎巴尼！

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‎（巴尼 罗根）

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‎失败

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‎-你怎么来了？
‎-出事了

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‎你不是应该在看守电梯吗？

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‎是啊！有东西上来了！

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‎或是下来了 还是从旁边来的？

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‎拜托 寇特妮 你保证过的

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‎我终于有机会和罗根出来玩
‎没有恶魔来打扰…

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‎打扰？

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‎我懂了 我会像以往那样
‎自己解决难题

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‎哇哦 好厉害

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‎我都不知道有人打保龄球这么差劲

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‎真够差的！

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‎我要创下游乐园里打地鼠游戏的
‎新纪录

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‎这些玩具得清洗一下了

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‎-全中！
‎-耶！你瞧见没？

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‎我刚刚在想

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‎我们播客节目第一集可以
‎以僵尸为主题

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‎我觉得这题材有点太俗了
‎不过能吸引大量听众

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‎诺玛 你能休息一天
‎不去想恶魔的事吗？

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‎抱歉

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‎该我了？

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‎你知道保龄球有两种吗？

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‎对称的和不对称的

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‎投球技巧也分很多种

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‎反弹投球、旋风球、铲地球
‎曲线球、后背式…

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‎-怎么了？
‎-你现在跟我平常一样

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‎诺玛！

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‎-帮个小忙？
‎-寇特妮啊

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‎我还以为你五分钟前就会来

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‎来了多少戈德？

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‎来的不是戈德 但是…

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‎我看到它了！

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‎太可怕了！

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‎出什么事了？你是说
‎没时间让我打保龄球了

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‎必须马上来帮你？

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‎没办法 也只能这样了

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‎出什么事了？

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‎有恶魔 是吧？

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‎你替我扔球吧！

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‎那是什么？

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‎不知道 我看过的恶魔书里
‎没见过这种恶魔

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‎那不是恶魔 是…一种怪物

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‎我们干掉它 就装作从没见过它吧

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‎不 这样不行

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‎让我再试一次
‎这个家伙也许喜欢握手

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‎欢迎来到地球

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‎这是握手 一种打招呼的方式

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‎或许不是

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‎诺玛！

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‎不！

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‎那要不击个掌？

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‎我做了什么？

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‎-你扇了它一巴掌！
‎-什么？

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‎连接成功 检测到周围有敌人

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‎手放开！

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‎我要驱逐你！

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‎拜托给力点啊

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‎芭伯拉~

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‎救救我们！

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‎我不是任命你们三个
‎为恶魔清理小队吗！

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‎这算怎么回事？

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‎加班？

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‎等等 抱歉 我不是有意打你脸的 嘿

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‎要不我们撞肘问候？不行？

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‎你呢？要撞肘吗？

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‎（街机）

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‎-巴尼！
‎-罗根！

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‎我是说 伐木工

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‎有一次 我穿着格子衬衣来这里

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‎放开我！

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‎我们该怎么办？

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‎所以我才不喜欢打保龄球

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‎所以我才讨厌恶魔

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‎罗根 对不起
‎我想和你一起打保龄球

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‎可技术太差 我希望给你留个好印象

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‎巴尼 冷静 能稍后再聊这个吗？

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‎说真的 你觉得我…

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‎拜托 巴尼 你很棒行了吧！

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‎不！

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‎难道你们还是不信任我？

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‎-当然相信
‎-算是吧

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‎这全怪我

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‎八哥西！

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‎我保证 在我的眼皮子底下
‎一只苍蝇也别想从这里飞出来

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‎我不能让他抓走我！

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‎住手！

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‎寇特妮 你疯了吗？

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‎离开这里！

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‎寇特妮？

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‎他知道你的名字！

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‎对不起 好吗？

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‎我一直安安分分的

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‎但是随你吧 铐住我 惩罚我
‎随你好了

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‎就是别伤害我的朋友们 好吗？

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‎你们俩认识？

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‎误会大了

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‎我是下来向大家道贺的

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‎贺什么？大量财产损失？

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‎当然是祝贺你们阻拦了恶魔入侵

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‎尤其亲爱的寇特妮
‎她在上面是超级巨星

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‎阻拦了不是一个 而是两个恶魔王
‎这难度高出天际

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‎如果不是寇特妮

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‎他们肯定不仅攻占了地球

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‎还会上天攻击我们天使

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‎等等 天使？

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‎当然啦！

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‎抱歉 我没有好好自我介绍

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‎我叫手指 我…

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‎是一位天使

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‎哦 我的鬼鬼 我扇了一个天使的脸

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‎我帮你解开手铐吧

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‎那个 手铐…

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‎洗澡时掉了？

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‎还有个好消息

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‎从今天起 我要和你们一起生活！

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‎没这个必要吧

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‎我会很安静的

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‎我就是会时不时来看看你
‎确保你没有犯禁

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‎不会给你们添麻烦的

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‎像假释官那样？

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‎这说法挺有趣的

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‎不是的 我换个说法吧

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‎我会监督并帮助你适应
‎你新找到的自由

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‎而不会再次引发跨次元入侵

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‎这听起来就像是假释官

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‎总之 不用在意我

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‎继续玩你们奇怪的撞球游戏吧

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‎你见过这种状态的…

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‎干得好 恶魔清理小队

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‎我们来玩吧

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‎好吧 你可以留下

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‎-太好了！
‎-错误

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‎说来 偶尔出来玩一下还是很不错的

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‎错误！别再戳我了

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‎我今天打够保龄球了
‎要去吃点东西吗？

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‎全中 宝贝！

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‎是我扔的球？

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‎那是你做的？

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‎你能教教我吗？

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‎没问题

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‎没错 就是这个家伙

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