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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[classical music playing]
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[music crescendoes]
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[music stops]
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Yay! Hey-hey-hey!
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Now, your turn, my young puppy one.
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[exhales] Okay.
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[grunting]
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[rose] ♪ Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪
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[screams]
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Oh, no! Help me! Help me! I hate you!
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Oh, no, you just sent that rose
to the Realm of Eternal Screaming.
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So, pretty close right?
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[laughs] Classic demon prank.
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But the Realm of Eternal Sneezing
is way more annoying.
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Uh, angelic magic is like a scalpel
in the hand of a world-class surgeon.
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Reality can melt to your will like butter,
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while demon magic is like
fixing a headache with a chainsaw.
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[chuckles] Yeah, fun and easy,
what's better than that?
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Typical demon attitude.
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[scoffs]
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[sighs] I can see
why you're so rusty, poochie.
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Let's continue your lesson.
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We will try something
a little more your level:
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Duplication!
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[ominous music playing]
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[Norma chittering over recording]
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And that, my Demoneers,
was my reenactment of a Bezelpod,
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-a pesky devil…
-[mouthing]
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…like if a two-headed reptile demon
and a vampire had a baby.
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[Badyah] Ooh. How many heads does it have?
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[Norma] It has two, like I said.
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In fact, it would work better
if you did it with me. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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[chittering]
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[Badyah mimics roar]
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[Badyah] Sorry, it's very loud.
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[exhales] Badyah,
I wish you were into it as much as I am.
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[recording rewinding]
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[car horn honks]
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Gord, not now.
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I'm trying to create the pinnacle
of the girls and demons podcasting genre.
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But something's missing.
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[telephone ringing]
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[gasps] Demons!
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Gord, care to comment on
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which demon plane
has the best murder spots?
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[toy squeaking]
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[groans]
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[Barney] I believe in you,
you're the best actor I've ever seen.
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[Logs] You've never seen me act.
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[Barney] You were acting like you weren't
checking me out all summer.
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[Logs] Touché.
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So, I've been practicing my mom's gi cun
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and I made us some lunches.
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That sounds so nice.
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Um, but I did just get an alert
from the Diner-saur
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that they added a spaghetti
and meteorite ball special, and--
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[Logs laughs] We can go to the Diner-saur.
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[chuckles] Aw, I love you.
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[gasps] Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Hey! Who, who turned off the lights?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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What's your problem?
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I told Logs I love him.
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[gulps]
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So? You said you loved me
when I found you that pretzel.
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This is different. [groans]
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Maybe I'll run away again.
Oh! Or fake my own death. Yes.
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Why fake it? I'll get the axe.
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Lesson one, take this spoon
and summon an identical copy.
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It's an angel parlor trick.
Easy as can be.
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[objects crashing]
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Come back! I just need a sound bite.
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[Norma grunting]
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[groans and pants]
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[speaks indistinctly]
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[groans]
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[bell chimes]
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[straining]
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[panting]
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[straining continues]
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Hey, get your hands off my special…
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I don't think so, nerd.
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[straining]
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[sighs]
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Well, I'm not immediately great at it,
so I might as well give up.
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Poochie, you are going to flap your paws
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[ominously] until you get it right.
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[whimpers]
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You'll probably just
talk all over your guest, as usual.
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Wait. Do you listen to the podcast?
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Is the some Norma cosplay?
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[squeals] I'm not
emotionally prepared for this!
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-[dazed groan]
-Think fast.
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Want a selfie?
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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Okay, this time why don't you act
like you want to excel at magic?
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[emphasizing] Please just work!
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Maybe I could move to London.
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[mimics British accent] Barnabas
McGuttonburrows III, at your service.
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Great, guess I get Logs
all to myself then.
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[normally] Who? What? Who?
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Or maybe I'll just dump him.
That'll really mess with his head.
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See you later, loser.
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Wait, wait, wait. Are you a demon?
Wanna be on my podcast?
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You mean my podcast?
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Barney, look. have an evil twin.
And she listens to the podcast.
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And have I mentioned
that we look exactly the same?
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Except for style, obvi.
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Turtlenecks in the summer?
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What are you, a turtle?
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Wow. My fan base is really toxic.
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Wait. Argh, come on. You have one, too?
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Catch you later, Nerd-ma, I got a date.
Enjoy being single forever.
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Okay, I feel like I should apologize
on behalf of whatever that thing is.
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Guys! You'll never guess.
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[both] Evil twin?
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Hey, friend-bags.
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Anyone for a game
of how long can we hug each other?
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Ugh! She's horrifying.
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How did they get here?
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Ah, there must be
something in my demon books
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-about doppelgangers, mimics, mirror folk.
-[Evil Norma yawns]
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Well, you do that and I'll record the pod.
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I'm gonna be real with you,
it's gonna be mostly fart sounds.
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I think we better stop them.
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Agreed. [panting]
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-[door closes]
-[cooing]
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Hey! Don't leave me with her.
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[Barney panting]
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-[Evil Barney laughs]
-[gasps]
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[exclaims]
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Oh, hey, Barney, we're all out of
the T-rex-attack-a-roni and cheese.
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Wait, didn't I just seat you?
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That was my, uh, twin.
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May I? [clears throat]
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Barney Guttman, head to the counter,
you've won a free… meatball.
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BRB, baby.
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[grunts]
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You're not my meatball.
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This is my date with Logs.
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This is my date with Logs
and he's all over me.
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-[laughs maniacally]
-He's supposed to be all over me.
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Aw, this is just like me and my twin.
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Happy birthday, Barney.
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[Evil Barney] Huh?
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[T-Rex] Happy birthday, Barney!
[laughs] Birthday hug.
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Logs, hi! Sorry I'm late.
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You were here first,
and hey, um, also happy birthday.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Um, it was a different Barney… Guttman.
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Wasn't your hair green a minute ago?
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Huh? Oh, I just dyed it back,
I missed the blue.
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[laughs nervously] Uh, wha…
What were we talking about?
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Uh, listing the best ways
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-to drop fire ants down people's pants.
-[T-rex] Birthday hug!
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[Barney chuckles] Oh. Yeah. A classic.
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What I wanted to talk about
was those three little words you said.
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How about we order some food first, huh?
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Yes, of, of course. Sorry.
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You wanted the spaghetti meteorite thing,
didn't you?
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I'll have whatever
you're having, swee-- [exclaims]
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The caveman club sandwich
looks pretty good.
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Everything okay down there?
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Just finding a coin I dropped.
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Don't ruin this for me.
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[grunts]
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He's my boyfriend too.
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Hey, look what I won for you.
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You got that for me?
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Oh, yeah. Cause I love-- [screams]
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That color on you. Is that a new shirt?
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Ugh, yeah.
Barborah had reduced the thread count
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'cause she thought the old shirts
were making us complacent.
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These new ones
are like wearing a cheese grater.
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Ugh.
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I really miss my old shirt.
This one isn't any good.
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Why don't you, uh, take it off then?
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That's lazy gluttons offer code…
[roars weakly]
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And now, fellow Demoneers,
back to Paranorma, with Badyah and Norma.
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So, Evil Norma, where did you come from?
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[scoffs] Where did you come from?
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I take it they don't have podcasts there
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because you seriously need to work
on your hosting skills.
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I have notes.
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Sorry. She's overly critical.
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First of all,
that theme song put me in a coma.
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[gasps] I composed that.
You said you liked it.
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Ugh. And what's with the Demoneers thing?
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You can't label your fans
when you don't have any.
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Ugh! My mom listens.
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Maybe we should get her to host instead.
Maybe she'd join in with the demon roar.
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Look, the reason I didn't--
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[chuckles] Should we ask
my evil twin some listener questions?
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Here's a question.
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Why don't we rename this
Paranorma with Norma and Norma?
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Let's get started ghoulfriends.
Courtsy, you wanna take a seat?
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I'm good right here.
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Very well.
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Welcome to the first demon support group.
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We know being a demon
on the neutral plane can be tough,
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but this is a safe space
to share our grievances.
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Who'd like to share first?
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Becoming a vampire
totally ruined my makeup tutorials.
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Having no reflection is not it.
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I wish the park would let me
take off nights with the full moon.
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You know, after sucking the sleep
out of the 50th child of the night,
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you have to take a good look
at yourself in the mirror
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and think, "Am I the problem?"
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Well, at least you can look in a mirror.
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[Courtney] You guys all sound
like you hate being demons.
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[demon in raspy voice]
I am proud of my demonic heritage.
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I just wish the world were kinder to us.
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Okay, but, legit,
that one gives me the creeps.
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This world isn't meant for us demons.
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We can choose to be outcasts
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or we can adapt, evolve, assimilate,
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and maybe then find happiness.
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I have assimilated.
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I've been really good
ever since I saved the world.
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No worries. You're welcome.
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So why aren't you happy yet?
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Ugh, I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
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All I know is that I don't need your help.
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You think you can solve
everyone's problems, but you can't.
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Ugh.
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I am so glad you've decided to join us.
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Huh?
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[groans]
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[Pugsley grunting]
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[panting] I need a break.
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[scoffs] I thought you were once
a powerful vessel to a demon king.
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What's become of you?
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Again!
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[Pugsley sighs]
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Okay. [straining]
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00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,084
-Hello, friend.
-Hello, friend!
250
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,376
Hey. Good day.
251
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,001
Top of the morning.
252
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,709
-Hey.
-Hi, friend.
253
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:40,293
[Logs] And I was just like,
"Wow, that's a thing you can do?"
254
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:43,251
And ever since then I've wanted to act.
255
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,668
I've always admired your drive, Barney.
I just put all my dreams on hold.
256
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,584
[slurping]
257
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:50,793
[sighs]
258
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:53,001
Yo, are we gonna split or what?
259
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:55,751
Oh. I thought we, we were steady.
260
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,459
No, I mean get out. This place is a dump.
261
00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:00,793
I heard Australia's pretty cool.
We could try there.
262
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:03,001
Come on, Logs. Let's dine and dash.
263
00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:04,168
That's it!
264
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:08,459
Okay, finally!
Which one of you is my boyfriend?
265
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,751
-I am. No, it's me.
-I am. No, it's me.
266
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,626
Logs, I can explain.
267
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,709
Oh, I'd personally love to hear you
take a stab at this one, buddy.
268
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,668
You think I didn't notice
what was going on?
269
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:20,751
Why is every date with you like this?
270
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,209
It's not as bad as it--
271
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:24,793
Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney. Hi, Barney.
272
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,709
-Hi, Barney's friend.
-Hi, other Barney.
273
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:28,001
-Hi, Barney.
-Hi, Barney.
274
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,334
One second.
275
00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,126
[slurping]
276
00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:34,668
[Norma and Evil Norma laughing]
277
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:39,626
Okay, well,
you clearly don't want me here, so…
278
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,001
That's not it. That's the opposite of it.
279
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,959
Well, it doesn't feel like that.
280
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,709
Badyah, wait! [grunts]
281
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:47,668
[door slams]
282
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,084
[Evil Norma chuckles]
283
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,543
What's your problem?
284
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:51,459
Her.
285
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:54,709
Badyah isn't the problem.
I-I'm crazy about her.
286
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,709
All her little details make me happy.
287
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,751
Everything she says echoes in my brain.
288
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,918
It's complicated, but it is not like
it's a crush or anything.
289
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:06,043
Oh, whoa. It's a crush.
290
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:08,459
Bingo.
291
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,126
Wait, how do you know I like her?
292
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:13,834
[sighs] I'm you, dumb-brain.
293
00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:16,543
I like her too, unfortunately.
294
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,543
Then why were you so mean to her?
295
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,918
To make you finally admit it.
And now my work here is done.
296
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:25,459
Enigmatic fade away, fade away.
297
00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:27,626
-[mimicking echo] Away…
-[groans]
298
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,376
[Courtney] All I cared about
was getting home,
299
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,126
but then I got there,
300
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:39,209
everything I wanted,
and I still felt lost.
301
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,584
All the fire and brimstone
in the multi-plane
302
00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:45,043
can't absolve a demon of their guilt.
303
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:48,668
We all have to push that down.
304
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,251
I don't have any guilt.
305
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:53,084
I don't even remember
what got me banished in the first place.
306
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:57,168
Oh, what could be so bad about me
that they can't even let me know?
307
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:58,084
[sniffles]
308
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,209
[crying] What's happening to my eyes?
Are you doing a spell?
309
00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:05,459
Why are they leaking?
310
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:07,918
[sobs] Why am I still talking?
311
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:08,918
[sniffles]
312
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,876
Somebody else talk.
313
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,084
Banished by the angels,
shunned by the demons,
314
00:16:15,168 --> 00:16:18,543
you've even repressed
your biggest mistake.
315
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:21,251
But if you just open up--
316
00:16:21,334 --> 00:16:24,668
Nope, I'm closed.
Shut down, out of service. Goodbye.
317
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:26,918
[door slams shut]
318
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,501
Can we take five?
319
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:33,793
Uh, we can take 500. [laughs]
320
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,834
You're still not going to get it right.
321
00:16:38,751 --> 00:16:42,376
Hey, buddy, we, uh, got a situation.
322
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,459
Hey, uh, everything okay?
323
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:47,209
If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
324
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:50,543
I don't deserve them.
I'm not good enough.
325
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,543
I'm gonna be useless forever.
326
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,168
Pugsley, you've never been useless.
327
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:58,043
But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell.
328
00:16:58,126 --> 00:17:01,793
[grunt] I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking-dogs-
329
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,043
trained-by-a-big-creepy-hand can do it.
330
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,126
You're worth so much more than
what he can get you to do.
331
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,668
Don't listen to him.
332
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:13,418
Fingers? Why not?
333
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,001
Just a hunch.
334
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:15,918
[crunching]
335
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:24,668
Just, your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
336
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:27,834
You get to decide how to use them,
or not use them, okay?
337
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:30,418
And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
338
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:31,876
I'll try.
339
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,126
Oh, and hey… Same hat.
340
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:39,709
Oh. [laughs] Where did this come from?
341
00:17:46,668 --> 00:17:47,959
[grunting]
342
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:56,043
Badyah! I can explain.
343
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,543
Can you though?
344
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,293
-Oh, well, not that, actually, no.
-[barking]
345
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:03,126
Uh, but I mean back there.
I'm sorry I didn't stick up for you.
346
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,876
I just didn't even think
you liked being part of the podcast.
347
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,584
-Of course I do.
-[barking continues]
348
00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:10,209
Sorry, can you take a Pugsley?
349
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,459
[Pugsley] Oh, look more friends! Yay!
350
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,709
But you're not into demons as much as me.
351
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,834
I don't do the pod because of demons,
I do it to spend time with you.
352
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:19,834
Really?
353
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,668
Really. Really.
354
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:25,543
And I didn't roar as loud as you because
you're always popping on the mic
355
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,793
and we need to sort that out.
356
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:30,459
Hey, stop, licking my hand.
Let's talk about this later, okay?
357
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,126
[rumbling]
358
00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:33,668
[Courtney screams]
359
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,543
Yeah. Good call.
360
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:39,709
[Pugsleys] Jump! Jump! Jump!
361
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:42,543
[cheering]
362
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,084
-Bang!
-[laughing]
363
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,126
[both exclaim]
364
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:51,293
[barking]
365
00:18:51,376 --> 00:18:54,876
[screams] This is too much!
It's terrifying!
366
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:00,918
[Pugsley grunts]
367
00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:04,668
[Pugsleys barking]
368
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,709
Barney! Did you wish really, really hard?
369
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:10,168
-[Pugsley] Barney!
-Hey, you think I'm enjoying this?
370
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:13,251
-[Pugsley] We found Barney! Watch this!
-Stop, stop, get off me.
371
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,584
All right, let's get this party started.
372
00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:17,918
Wanna see who can get a high score?
373
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:21,293
With your bad posture and sloppy aim?
You're on.
374
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:23,543
We mustn't harm the good boys.
375
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:27,876
Look at their squeaky little faces
and their waggy little butts and their--
376
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,293
Whoa! Get these demonic brats off me!
377
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,043
-[barking continues]
-Oh, shut up.
378
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,334
I'm not ashamed of being a demon,
379
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:38,834
and I'm gonna solve this the demon way.
380
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,709
-Sorry, Barney.
-For what?
381
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:43,209
[screams] Ow!
382
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,709
-[Pugsleys gasp]
-Something's wrong.
383
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:45,959
-Somebody hurt Barney.
-Who?
384
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:48,834
-Did you hear who hurt Barney?
-It was me. I bit your Barney.
385
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,209
-She hurt Barney!
-How dare you?
386
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,126
-Wait, is Barney okay?
-Get her!
387
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:55,418
-[Pugsleys] Get her!
-Defeat the biter.
388
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:56,918
Must help Barney. Get back here!
389
00:19:57,001 --> 00:20:01,459
-You monster, you monster.
-Get back here!
390
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:05,043
[elevator dings]
391
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:08,834
[Pugsleys barking]
392
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,709
[rumbling]
393
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,418
Smell you later.
394
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,751
[elevator dings]
395
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,293
[whistles]
396
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,918
Why do you want to be a demon so much?
397
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:30,001
Ugh. Because I am a demon.
398
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,084
Are you sure about that?
399
00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,959
Ugh. That's so unfair.
400
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:40,043
Just as it was about to get interesting.
401
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,001
Hey, I got you your meteorite meatball.
402
00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:44,293
[inhales deeply]
403
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:47,001
I know how much
you love cold Italian food, but--
404
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,376
Don't mind if I do.
405
00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:51,501
Logs, I'm not gonna apologize.
406
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,293
Earlier I told you I loved you,
407
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:56,418
and I don't want you to say it back
408
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,293
until you can accept
that this is the real me.
409
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,293
That's the real you?
410
00:21:03,209 --> 00:21:05,126
[swallows and belches]
411
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,251
No, not him. This.
412
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,668
Sometimes I'm gonna be
possessed by a demon,
413
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:13,834
or have an evil twin,
or be a robot duplicate,
414
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,043
or I don't know.
415
00:21:15,126 --> 00:21:17,793
But I'll stop pretending like
you can have a normal life with me…
416
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,751
-I love you.
-…'cause if you don't love me
417
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,459
at my evil-twin-blow-burping-
after-eating-a-giant-meatball,
418
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:25,168
you don't deserve me at my--
Wait. What?
419
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:30,084
I love you, Barney.
Dude, our first date was a demon invasion.
420
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:33,251
I've worked here longer than you,
I've seen stuff.
421
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:36,876
And I have baggage too.
You should see some of my old vlogs.
422
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:41,293
I may have seen some of them.
Emo Logs was an icon.
423
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,668
I'm just saying,
I know what I'm getting into.
424
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,626
You don't have to keep running away.
425
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,168
Nothing gets better
by hiding how you're feeling.
426
00:21:57,376 --> 00:22:00,001
But maybe next time…
427
00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:01,709
Oh, don't worry. He's going.
428
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:04,918
I can't believe I'm saying this,
429
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:07,001
but you did help me
figure out some things.
430
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,543
And, you know what?
I don't think you're evil twins.
431
00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:13,209
Nah, you're just us.
The worst parts of us.
432
00:22:13,293 --> 00:22:15,043
-You're impulsive.
-Judgmental.
433
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,709
-Self-loathing.
-But still us.
434
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:20,043
-If you ever want to hang…
-[Evil Barney] Ew, no.
435
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:22,293
I've reached my nerd capacity
for a lifetime.
436
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:24,959
Yeah. Are you guys always like this?
437
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,751
Standing around,
announcing what you learned today? Jeez.
438
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:29,709
[elevator dings]
439
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:31,584
Peace.
440
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:37,043
[all sigh in relief]
441
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:41,543
I did it. I got my magic back! Look!
442
00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:48,001
Ooh, yeah.
443
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:49,001
Huh?
444
00:22:49,876 --> 00:22:51,293
[yells and laughs]
445
00:22:51,376 --> 00:22:54,709
[screams] Evil spoon!
Evil spoon! Evil spoon!
446
00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:02,334
Where are we going?
447
00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,209
I don't know. I pressed all the buttons.
448
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:05,834
[Evil Norma] Nice.
449
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:07,834
-[thuds]
-[all scream]
450
00:23:09,876 --> 00:23:11,001
[elevator dings]
451
00:23:15,084 --> 00:23:16,043
Huh.
452
00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:18,501
Looks like we're going up.
453
00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:22,459
[closing theme music playing]