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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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- Tidak!
- Apa?

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Aduh!

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Hei!

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Hore!

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Sekarang giliran awak, perantis anjing.

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Okey.

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<i>Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do</i>

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Tidak!

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Tolong saya!

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Saya benci awak!

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Alamak, awak hantar ros
ke Alam Jeritan Abadi.

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Jadi, hampir betul, bukan?

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Macam helah syaitan.

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Tapi Alam Bersin Abadi
lebih menyakitkan hati.

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Kuasa malaikat macam skalpel
di tangan pakar bedah handalan.

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Realiti boleh dibentuk ikut kehendak.

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Kuasa ajaib syaitan
macam rawat sakit kepala dengan gergaji.

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Ya, mudah dan senang. Cara terbaik.

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Dasar syaitan.

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Saya faham kenapa awak dah berkarat.

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Mari teruskan latihan.

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Kita akan cuba ikut tahap awak.

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Penduaan!

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BAB 12
KEMBAR KEJAM JUGA MANUSIA

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<i>Syaitaniah, itu lakonan semula Bezelpod.</i>

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<i>Ia nakal, gabungan puntianak</i>
<i>dan reptilia kepala dua.</i>

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<i>Kepalanya berapa?</i>

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<i>Dua. Macam saya cakap.</i>

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<i>Lebih seram jika kita buat bersama.</i>
<i>Sedia? Satu, dua, tiga…</i>

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<i>Maaf, bunyinya kuat.</i>

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Badyah, kalaulah awak pun
beria macam saya.

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Nantilah, saya nak sempurnakan
audio siar gadis dan syaitan.

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Tapi ada yang kekurangan.

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Syaitan.

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Gord, petala syaitan mana
ada tempat membunuh terbaik?

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Awak boleh.

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Awak pandai berlakon.

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<i>Bila awak lihat?</i>

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Semasa awak pura-pura tak intai saya.

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<i>Betul juga.</i>

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<i>Saya berlatih buat popia Vietnam ibu saya</i>

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<i>untuk makan tengah hari kita.</i>

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Sedapnya.

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Tapi saya dengar Diner-saur

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ada menu istimewa,
spageti bebola meteorit…

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<i>Kita boleh makan di sana.</i>

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Sayang awak.

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Alamak!

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<i>Siapa matikan lampu?</i>

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Alamak!

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- Apa hal?
- Saya mengaku sayang dia.

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Jadi? Awak kata begitu
semasa saya beri pretzel.

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Ini lain!

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Saya nak lari lagi. Atau pura-pura mati.

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Pura-pura? Saya ambil kapaklah.

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Pelajaran pertama,
ambil sudu ini dan buat salinannya.

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Ini helah malaikat yang mudah.

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Mari sini!

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Saya cuma nak satu komen.

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Relaks.

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Hei! Jangan ganggu tetamu…

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Jangan harap, nerda.

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Saya tak terus mahir,
jadi saya patut putus asa.

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Terus goyangkan kaki awak

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sampai berjaya.

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Awak akan potong cakap tetamu macam biasa.

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Tunggu!

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Awak dengar audio siar?

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Ini kostum Norma?

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Saya tak bersedia lagi!

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Fikir cepat.

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Nak swafoto?

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Apa kata awak berlagak
macam awak nak cekap guna kuasa?

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Tolonglah!

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Tolonglah jadi!

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Saya boleh pindah ke London.

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Barnabas McGuttonburrows III,
sedia berkhidmat.

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Bagus, Logs milik saya seorang.

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Siapa? Apa? Siapa?

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Mungkin saya tinggalkan dia.
Biar dia sedih.

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Jumpa lagi.

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Nanti! Awak syaitan? Nak buat audio siar?

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Audio siar saya?

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Barney, lihat. Saya ada kembar jahat!

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Dia dengar audio siar.
Kami pelanduk dua serupa.

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Kecuali dari segi gaya.

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Baju leher penyu pada musim panas?
Awak penyu?

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Amboi. Kejamnya peminat saya.

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Tunggu.

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Awak pun ada kembar?

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Jumpa lagi, Nerd-ma.

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Saya nak dating. Selamat jadi andartu.

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Okey. Saya rasa saya patut
minta maaf bagi pihak makhluk itu.

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Kawan-kawan!

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- Cuba teka.
- Kembar jahat?

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Hei, kawan-kawan.

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Siapa nak main peluk paling lama?

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Menakutkan.

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Mereka dari mana?

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Tentu buku syaitan sebut
tentang doppelganger, ahli mimik…

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Siasatlah sambil saya rakam.
Terus terang, kebanyakannya bunyi kentut.

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- Mari halang mereka.
- Ya.

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Hei! Jangan tinggalkan saya!

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MAKAN
MINUM

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Barney.

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Makaroni keju T-rex dah habis.

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Tunggu. Bukankah awak baru duduk?

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Itu kembar saya.

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Boleh pinjam?

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Barney, sila ke kaunter.
Awak menang bebola daging percuma.

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Sekejap, sayang.

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Awak bukan bebola daging.

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- Saya patut jumpa Logs.
- Tak, saya.

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- Dia beri perhatian kepada saya.
- Patutnya saya!

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Macam saya dan kembar saya.

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Selamat hari jadi, Barney.

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HARI JADI T-RBAIK

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Selamat hari lahir, Barney!
Pelukan hari jadi!

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Logs! Maaf saya lambat.

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Awak sampai dulu.

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Hei, selamat hari jadi?
Kenapa tak beritahu saya?

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Itu Barney Guttman yang lain.

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Tadi rambut awak hijau?

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Saya warnakan balik. Saya rindu biru.
Kita cakap apa tadi?

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Cara untuk masukkan semut api
dalam seluar orang.

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Ya, kelakar.

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Saya nak tanya tentang ucapan awak tadi.

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Pesan makanan dulu?

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Ya. Sudah tentu. Maaf.
Awak nak spageti meteorit, bukan?

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Saya ikut awak, sayang.

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Sandwic orang gua nampak sedap.

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Semuanya okey?

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Saya cari syiling jatuh.
Jangan kacau acara saya.

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Dia milik saya juga.

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Hei.

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- Saya menanginya untuk awak.
- Untuk saya?

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Ya.

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Sebab saya suka…

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Warna baju awak. Baju baru?

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Ya. Barborah pilih kain kasar

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kerana dia rasa baju lama terlalu selesa.

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Baju baru ini macam pemarut keju.

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Saya rindu baju lama. Baju ini tak bagus.

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Apa kata awak tanggalkannya?

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Kod tawaran pelahap malas…

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Syaitaniah semua, <i>Paranorma </i>kembali
bersama Badyah dan Norma.

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Jadi, Norma Jahat, awak dari mana?

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Awak dari mana?

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Mesti di sana tiada audio siar
kerana awak hos yang teruk.

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- Ini komen saya.
- Maaf. Dia kritikal.

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Pertama sekali,
lagu tema itu buat saya bosan.

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Saya yang gubah!

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Awak kata awak suka.

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Apa itu Syaitaniah?

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Jangan namakan peminat yang tak wujud.

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Ibu saya dengar!

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Cuba suruh dia jadi hos.

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Mungkin dia jerit sekali.

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Saya tak jerit sebab…

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Nak kembar jahat saya
jawab soalan pendengar?

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Ini soalan.

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Apa kata tukar nama <i>Paranorma</i>
kepada <i>Norma dan Norma</i>?

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Mari mulakan, kawan-kawan hantu.

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Courtsy, nak duduk di sini?

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Di sini saja.

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Baiklah. Selamat datang
ke kumpulan sokongan syaitan pertama.

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Memang sukar jadi syaitan
di petala neutral,

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tapi ini ruang selamat
untuk berkongsi kesedihan kita.

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Siapa nak kongsi dulu?

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Menjadi puntianak
menggagalkan tutorial mekap saya.

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Susah tak ada bayang di cermin.

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Saya nak bercuti
semasa malam bulan purnama.

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Selepas sedut tidur budak ke-50
setiap malam,

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saya lihat diri di cermin dan fikir,
"Adakah saya masalahnya?"

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Mujurlah awak masih boleh tengok cermin.

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Kamu macam benci jadi syaitan.

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Saya bangga jadi keturunan syaitan.

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Saya cuma harap
dunia layan kita dengan baik.

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Okey, benda itu menyeramkan.

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Dunia ini bukan tempat syaitan.

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Kita boleh jadi terpinggir,

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atau kita boleh sesuaikan diri,
berkembang, berasimilasi,

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dan cari kebahagiaan.

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Saya dah berasimilasi.
Saya jadi baik sejak selamatkan dunia.

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Tak apa. Sama-sama.

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Jadi, kenapa awak tak gembira?

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Saya tak tahu. Apa kena dengan saya?

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Tapi saya tak perlu bantuan awak.

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Awak tak boleh selesaikan
masalah semua orang.

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Saya gembira awak sertai kami.

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Saya nak berehat.

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Dulu awak berkuasa
semasa dirasuk raja iblis.

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Apa dah jadi?

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Sekali lagi!

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Okey.

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- Helo, kawan.
- Selamat sejahtera.

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- Lawa topi.
- Selamat pagi.

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- Apa khabar?
- Hai.

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Saya tersedar,
"Wah. Kita boleh buat begitu?"

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Sejak itu, saya nak berlakon.
Saya kagumi semangat awak.

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Sebab saya ketepikan impian.

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Jom kita putus…

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Saya ingat hubungan kita serius.

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Tak, jom putuskan untuk lari.
Tempat ini teruk. Australia hebat.

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Mari keluar tanpa bayar.

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Sudah!

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Okey. Akhirnya! Siapa teman lelaki saya?

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- Saya! Tak, saya!
- Saya! Tak, saya!

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Saya boleh jelaskan.

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Saya teringin nak dengar awak jelaskan.

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Awak fikir saya tak perasan?
Kenapa setiap janji temu jadi begini?

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Ia tak teruk sangat…

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- Hai, Barney.
- Hai, Barney.

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- Hai, kawan Barney.
- Hai, Barney lain.

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Sekejap.

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Okey. Kamu tak mahu saya di sini, jadi…

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Bukan begitu.

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Tapi sebaliknya.

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Saya tak rasa begitu.

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Tunggu!

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Apa masalah awak?

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- Dia.
- Dia bukan masalahnya.

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Saya suka dia. Dia gembirakan saya.
Kata-katanya terngiang dalam otak.

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Ia rumit, tapi saya bukannya jatuh hati.

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Alamak, saya jatuh hati.

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Tepat sekali.

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Tunggu. Macam mana awak tahu?

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Saya awaklah, bodoh. Saya pun suka dia.

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- Malangnya.
- Kenapa awak layan dia teruk?

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Supaya awak mengaku.

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Kerja saya dah selesai.

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Lenyap secara misteri…

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Saya hanya mahu pulang.

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Di sana ada semua kemahuan saya,
tapi saya rasa kehilangan.

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Semua seksaan di Alam Semesta

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tak mampu tebus rasa bersalah.

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Kita perlu buang perasaan itu.

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Saya tak rasa bersalah.
Saya tak ingat pun sebab saya diusir.

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Teruk sangatkah
sampai mereka tak nak beritahu?

241
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,918
Kenapa dengan mata saya?

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Kena sihir?

243
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Kenapa mata saya bocor?
Kenapa saya masih cakap?

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Kamu cakaplah pula.

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00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,126
Diusir malaikat. Dipulaukan syaitan.

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Malah, awak dah lupa
kesilapan terbesar awak.

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Tapi kalau awak luahkan…

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Saya nak diam. Dah tutup. Selamat tinggal.

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Boleh rehat sekejap?

250
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:33,084
Rehat lama pun tak apa.

251
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,209
Awak tetap takkan boleh buat.

252
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Hei, kawan.

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Kita ada masalah.

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Hei, semuanya okey?

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Kalau nak garu kepala saya, pergilah.
Saya tak layak.

256
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:52,543
Saya tak bagus. Tak berguna selamanya.

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Awak tak pernah tak berguna.

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Tapi saya tak boleh buat sihir pendua.

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Anjing bercakap lain
yang dirasuk raja iblis

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dilatih tangan besar boleh buat.

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Nilai awak tak terletak pada ajaran dia.

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- Jangan dengar katanya.
- Jemari? Kenapa?

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Saya tak sedap hati.

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00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:24,751
Kuasa dan bakat awak
milik awak, bukan miliknya.

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00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,918
Pilihlah untuk gunakannya atau tidak.

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Kepala awak layak digaru.

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Saya cuba.

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Hei!

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Topi samalah.

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Ini dari mana?

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Badyah! Saya boleh jelaskan.

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Betulkah?

273
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,209
Kalau tentang hal ini, tak boleh.

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Tapi maaf kerana tak pertahankan awak.

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- Ingatkan awak tak suka buat audio siar.
- Sukalah!

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00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:10,209
Ambil satu Pugsley.

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00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,459
Lebih banyak kawan! Hore!

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00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,626
Tapi awak tak suka syaitan.

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Saya buat audio siar
untuk luangkan masa dengan awak.

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00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:19,834
Yakah?

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Betul!

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00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,543
Saya tak jerit kuat

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kerana mikrofon awak buat bunyi pop.

284
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,418
Hei! Jangan jilat!

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Kita bincang nanti.

286
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Ya. Betul juga.

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Lompat!

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PAWAGAM

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Tembak!

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00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:52,543
KEDAI CENDERAMATI

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Banyaknya! Takutlah!

292
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Barney.

293
00:19:05,751 --> 00:19:07,709
Awak buat hajatkah?

294
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,751
Awak fikir saya suka?

295
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,459
- Ini Barney!
- Cukup!

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- Tengok.
- Pergi.

297
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:17,959
Baiklah. Mari kita lawan.
Siapa dapat markah tinggi?

298
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:21,376
Awak bongkok dan kuat tersasar. Jom lawan.

299
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Jangan sakiti anjing baik.

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00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:28,126
Lihatlah mukanya yang comel,
ekor yang bergoyang dan…

301
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,376
Jauhkannya!

302
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,709
Diamlah!

303
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,709
Saya tak malu jadi syaitan

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dan akan selesaikan ikut cara syaitan.

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00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,793
- Maaf, Barney.
- Kenapa?

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00:19:44,126 --> 00:19:46,293
- Ada orang sakiti Barney.
- Siapa?

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00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:48,834
Saya! Saya gigit Barney kamu!

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00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:51,084
- Dia sakiti Barney!
- Jahat!

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00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:53,876
- Barney okey?
- Tangkap dia!

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00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,126
- Kalahkan penggigit!
- Bantu Barney.

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Jangan lari!

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00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,709
Raksasa jahat!

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00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:01,376
Jangan lari!

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00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,418
Jumpa lagi.

315
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:27,001
Kenapa awak nak sangat jadi syaitan?

316
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,043
Sebab saya syaitan.

317
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,959
Awak pasti?

318
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,001
Tak adil. Keadaan baru nak jadi menarik.

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00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:40,918
Hei.

320
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,001
Ini bebola meteorit awak.

321
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:46,918
Awak suka makanan Itali sejuk…

322
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,209
Terima kasih.

323
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,501
Saya takkan minta maaf.

324
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,418
Saya kata saya sayang awak
dan tak nak awak ucap

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sehingga awak terima saya seadanya.

326
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,293
Itu pun awak?

327
00:21:05,168 --> 00:21:06,501
Tidak. Bukan dia.

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00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:07,418
Ini.

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00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,668
Kadangkala saya dirasuk syaitan,

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ada kembar jahat,

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jadi klon robot,

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00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:14,959
entahlah.

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00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:18,751
- Hidup kita berdua takkan normal.
- Sayang awak.

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00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:23,918
Jika awak tak sayang kembar jahat
yang sendawa, awak tak layak…

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00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:25,168
Tunggu. Apa?

336
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,668
Saya sayang awak.

337
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:30,168
Janji temu pertama kita
ada serangan syaitan.

338
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:33,334
Saya dah lama kerja di sini,
dah lihat macam-macam.

339
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,918
Saya pun ada isu.
Tengoklah vlog lama saya.

340
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:41,293
Saya mungkin pernah tonton.
Logs versi emo memang hebat.

341
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,626
Maksud saya, saya dah bersedia.

342
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,709
Awak tak perlu terus lari.

343
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,126
Memendam rasa takkan membantu.

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00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,418
Tak apa, lain kali saja.

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00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:01,959
Jangan risau. Dia nak pergi.

346
00:22:03,043 --> 00:22:07,001
Saya tak sangka
awak bantu saya sedari sesuatu.

347
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,584
Saya tak rasa kamu kembar jahat.

348
00:22:09,668 --> 00:22:11,501
Ya, kamu cuma kami.

349
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,168
Ciri terburuk kami.

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00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:15,043
- Impulsif.
- Kritikal.

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00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,418
Benci diri.

352
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,751
Tapi masih kami.

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00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:20,043
- Kalau nak melepak…
- Tak.

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00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:22,209
Cukuplah saya tengok nerda.

355
00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:24,834
Ya. Kamu selalu buat begini?

356
00:22:24,918 --> 00:22:28,043
Berdiri dan umum
kamu belajar apa hari ini?

357
00:22:28,126 --> 00:22:28,959
Tolonglah.

358
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:31,501
Pergi dulu.

359
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,001
Saya berjaya!

360
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,584
Kuasa ajaib saya pulih! Tengok!

361
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:48,418
Gembiranya!

362
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:54,584
Sudu jahat!

363
00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:02,293
Nak ke mana?

364
00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,876
Entah, saya tekan semua butang.

365
00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:05,834
Bagus.

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00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:18,418
Nampaknya kita naik.

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Terjemahan sari kata oleh F. Zainal