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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎不！

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‎好痛！

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‎嘿！

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‎耶！

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‎现在该你了 我的小狗学徒

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‎好

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‎哆、来、咪、发、嗦、拉、西、哆

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‎不！

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‎救救我！

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‎我恨你！

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‎不好 你刚刚把那朵玫瑰
‎送去永恒尖叫地狱了

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‎差点就成功了 对吧？

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‎典型的恶魔恶作剧

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‎但永恒打喷嚏地狱要烦人的多

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‎天使的魔法就像世界一流
‎外科医生手中的手术刀

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‎现实会像黄油一样按你的意志融化

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‎而恶魔的魔法就像用锯子治头痛

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‎对啊 简单又有趣
‎还有比这更好的吗？

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‎恶魔都是这个德性

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‎狗狗 我明白你为什么这么生疏了

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‎我们继续上课吧

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‎这次试试更符合你目前水平的魔法

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‎复制术！

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‎（第十二章）

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‎剧名：邪恶双胞胎也是人

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‎恶魔迷们 我要重述一次播客的内容

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‎一种讨厌的恶魔

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‎就像一种双头爬行类恶魔
‎和吸血鬼生下的孩子

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‎它有多少个头呢？

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‎就像我刚刚说的 有两个

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‎大家能跟我一起念
‎效果会更好 准备好了吗？

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‎一、二、三…

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‎抱歉 太吵了

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‎巴迪亚 真希望你能像我一样
‎热衷研究恶魔

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‎戈德 我没空理你

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‎我在努力打造女孩与恶魔播客
‎体裁的顶流节目

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‎但…还是差点东西

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‎是恶魔

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‎戈德 能评论一下哪个恶魔位面
‎最血腥吗？

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‎我相信你

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‎你是我见过的最棒的演员

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‎你从没见过我表演

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‎你整个夏天都在表演
‎假装你没在盯着我看

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‎叫你说中了

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‎我一直在练习做我妈妈做的
‎越南春卷

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‎我做了些午餐和你一起吃

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‎听起来好棒啊

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‎不过恐龙餐厅那边刚刚联系我

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‎说店里推出了陨石肉丸意面特别套餐
‎而且…

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‎那就去恐龙餐厅吃饭吧

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‎我真爱你

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‎糟了！

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‎嘿！谁把灯关了？

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‎不好！

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‎你是什么毛病？

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‎我刚对罗根说我真爱他

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‎就这？我帮你找到椒盐卷饼时
‎你还对我说爱我呢

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‎这不一样！

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‎也许我该再逃跑一次或者假死 对

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‎干嘛假死？

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‎我去拿斧子

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‎第一节课 拿着这根勺子
‎召唤和它一模一样的复制体

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‎这是天使魔法小把戏 非常简单

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‎回来！

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‎给我录个声音就行

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‎放松 小虫

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‎嘿！别碰我的特别…

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‎那可不行 书呆子

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‎我不可能马上就学会 还是放弃吧

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‎小狗！在你学会之前

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‎你要不停地挥动爪子

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‎你会像以往一样不停打扰你的客人

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‎等等！

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‎你听我的播客？

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‎你是在扮演我？

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‎我都没有做好心理准备！

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‎快点想

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‎要来张自拍吗？

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‎好吧 这一回 你要表现得像
‎很想掌握出众的魔法？

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‎拜托！

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‎让我成功！

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‎也许我可以搬去伦敦

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‎巴纳巴斯·麦克哥顿巴罗斯三世
‎为您效劳

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‎好极了 那我猜罗根就全归我了

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‎谁？什么？刚才是谁？

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‎要不干脆甩了他 他肯定会疯掉

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‎回头见 废物

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‎等等！你是恶魔吗？
‎想上我的播客吗？

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‎你是说我的播客？

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‎瞧啊 巴尼

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‎我有个邪恶的双胞胎！

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‎她还会听播客

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‎我说过我们长得一模一样吗？

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‎你可没我有型

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‎大夏天穿高领毛衣？
‎你是什么 乌龟吗？

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‎哇哦 我的粉丝团真的有毒

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‎等等

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‎不是吧！你也有？

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‎回头见啦 呆子诺玛

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‎我去约会了

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‎祝你单身快乐到永远

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‎不管那是什么玩意 我觉得
‎我应该代表他跟你道歉

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‎伙计们！

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‎你们绝对意想不到

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‎邪恶双胞胎？

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‎嗨 凡人朋友们

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‎有谁想比赛互相拥抱
‎谁坚持最久的游戏吗？

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‎她真可怕！

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‎他们是怎么出现的？

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‎肯定是恶魔书里写的那些怪物
‎二重身、拟态妖、镜鬼之类的

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‎你继续叨叨吧 播客我来拍

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‎不过实话跟你说
‎大部分应该会是放屁声

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‎-我们最好阻止他们
‎-同意

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‎嘿！别丢下我跟她独处！

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‎（餐饮）

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‎嗨 巴尼

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‎今天的霸王龙来袭奶油通心粉卖完了

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‎等等 我刚刚不是
‎带你进店就座了吗？

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‎那是我的…双胞胎弟弟

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‎能借用一下吗？

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‎巴尼·哥特曼 请到前台来
‎你中奖了 奖品是一份免费…肉丸

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‎我马上回来 宝贝

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‎你不是我的肉丸

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‎这是我和罗根的约会

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‎这是我和罗根的约会
‎他跟我打得火热

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‎他应该是跟我打得火热的！

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‎你们就像我和我的双胞胎妹妹

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‎生日快乐 巴尼

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‎（生日暴乐）

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‎祝你生日快乐 巴尼！庆生抱抱！

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‎嗨 罗根！抱歉我来晚了

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‎其实是你先来的

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‎还有祝你生日快乐？

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‎怎么不告诉我呢？

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‎是另一个巴尼·哥特曼的生日

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‎你刚才的头发不是绿色的吗？

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‎我刚把它染回去了 我想念蓝色

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‎我们刚说到哪里了？

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‎列举把红火蚁扔进别人内裤里的
‎最佳方法

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‎对 经典话题

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‎我想聊的是
‎你之前电话里说的那三个字

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‎不如我们先点点儿吃的？

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‎当然可以 抱歉

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‎你想吃那个陨石意面 对吧？

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‎你吃什么我就吃什么 甜…

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‎穴居人总会三明治瞧着不错

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‎你在下面做什么呢？

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‎我刚掉了一枚硬币 正找着呢

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‎别毁了我的约会

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‎他也是我的男朋友

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‎嘿

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‎瞧瞧我刚刚为你赢了什么

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‎这是你为我赢来的？

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‎是的

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‎我爱…

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‎你衣服的颜色 这是新T恤？

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‎是的 芭伯拉降低了织物密度

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‎她觉得原来的员工服让我们
‎“得意洋洋”

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‎新工装穿起来就像奶酪刨丝器

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‎我真想念原来的工装
‎这件超级难穿

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‎那干脆脱掉好了

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‎这是懒惰吃货的优惠码…

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‎现在 各位恶魔迷们 欢迎回到
‎《巴迪亚和诺玛的超自然事件》

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‎邪恶的诺玛 你来自哪里？

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‎我还要问你哪儿来的呢？

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‎看来你的家乡那边没有播客

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‎因为你真的需要好好提高一下
‎你的主持技巧

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‎我做了笔记

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‎抱歉 她太爱挑刺了

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‎首先 主题曲差点让我无聊到睡过去

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‎作曲人是我！

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‎你不是说喜欢吗？

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‎还有恶魔迷是什么玩意？

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‎你们连粉丝都没有
‎还给他们贴什么标签

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‎我妈妈会听我们的播客！

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‎也许我们该找她来主持

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‎也许她该加入进来 假扮恶魔吼叫

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‎我之所以没有…

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‎还是问她一些适合听众回答的问题

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‎我有个问题

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‎何不把播客名改为
‎《诺玛和诺玛的超自然事件》

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‎怪物朋友们 我们开始吧

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‎寇特妮 过来坐吧

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‎我在这里就好

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‎很好

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‎欢迎来到第一个恶魔互助小组

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‎大家都知道身为恶魔
‎待在中位面的日子很难熬

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‎这里很安全 我们可以放心地
‎对彼此抱怨、分享心事

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‎谁愿意第一个分享？

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‎变成吸血鬼彻底毁了我的化妆课程

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‎看不到倒影很糟糕

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‎希望游乐园在满月的时候
‎不要让我值夜班

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‎夜里夺走第五十个孩子的睡眠后

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‎我不得不对着镜子仔细打量自己
‎心里想着：

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‎“是我在制造麻烦吗？”

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‎至少你还可以照镜子

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‎听起来你们都不想当恶魔啊

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‎我以自己的恶魔传承为傲

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‎我只希望世界对我们更友善

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‎好吧 但实话说 那句话让我一阵恶寒

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‎这个世界不适合我们恶魔生活

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‎我们可以选择做流浪者

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00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:36,668
‎也可以选择适应、改进、同化

205
00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:39,959
‎然后也许就能找到幸福

206
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:43,084
‎我已经同化过了

207
00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,959
‎自从拯救了世界后我一直安分守己

208
00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:48,293
‎不用担心 也不用谢我

209
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,084
‎那你为什么还是不开心？

210
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,459
‎我不知道 我不知道是我怎么了

211
00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:57,293
‎我只知道我不需要你的帮助

212
00:12:57,376 --> 00:13:00,251
‎你以为你能解决所有人的问题
‎但你做不到

213
00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:05,626
‎我很高兴你决定加入我们

214
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,293
‎我需要休息一下

215
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:21,209
‎我还以为你曾经是一位魔王的
‎强大容器

216
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:22,751
‎看看如今你成什么样了

217
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,168
‎再来！

218
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,376
‎好吧

219
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,001
‎-你好 朋友
‎-你好 朋友

220
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,084
‎嗨 日安

221
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:34,918
‎-这顶帽子不错啊
‎-早上好

222
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,709
‎-嗨 你们好吗？
‎-嗨 朋友

223
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:40,293
‎我当时心想：“哇哦
‎你竟能做到那种事”

224
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:43,251
‎自从那时起 我的心愿是当演员

225
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,793
‎巴尼 我一直很佩服你的行动力
‎我只会搁置梦想

226
00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:53,709
‎我们要离开吗？

227
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,751
‎我以为我们相处得不错

228
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,418
‎不 我是说离开餐厅 这地方真垃圾

229
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,834
‎我听说澳大利亚很棒 下次去那里吧

230
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,043
‎走 罗根 我们这次吃个霸王餐

231
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,251
‎够了！

232
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:08,459
‎终于露面了！你俩谁是我男朋友？

233
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,376
‎-我是
‎-我是

234
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:10,959
‎-不 是我
‎-不 是我

235
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,626
‎罗根 我可以解释

236
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,709
‎我自己也很想听你解释一下这事

237
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,834
‎你以为我没注意到发生了什么事吗？

238
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:20,876
‎为什么每次和你约会都这样？

239
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,626
‎这没那么糟…

240
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,793
‎-嗨 巴尼
‎-嗨 巴尼

241
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,751
‎-嗨 巴尼朋友
‎-嗨 另一个巴尼

242
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,001
‎-嗨 巴尼
‎-嗨 巴尼

243
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,334
‎失陪一下

244
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,584
‎你们显然不需要我在这里 所以…

245
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:41,501
‎不是这样

246
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,001
‎我非常需要你在这里

247
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,959
‎看起来并非如此

248
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:45,876
‎巴迪亚 等等

249
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,584
‎你是有什么问题？

250
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,584
‎她就是问题

251
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,001
‎巴迪亚不是问题

252
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,834
‎我非常喜欢她

253
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:58,501
‎她的点点滴滴都让我欣喜
‎她说的每句话都回荡在我脑海里

254
00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:01,543
‎这种感觉很复杂
‎但又不像迷恋什么的

255
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:06,043
‎啊 这就是迷恋

256
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:08,501
‎答对了

257
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,084
‎等等 你怎么知道我喜欢她？

258
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,043
‎我就是你 笨蛋

259
00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,501
‎不幸的是 我也喜欢她

260
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,543
‎那你为什么对她那么刻薄？

261
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,043
‎为了让你承认事实

262
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,001
‎我来这里的任务完成了

263
00:15:23,084 --> 00:15:25,459
‎神秘地渐渐消失 离去…

264
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,376
‎曾经的我全心全意只想回家

265
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,168
‎但当我回去时

266
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,209
‎我得到了想要的一切
‎但还感到怅然若失

267
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,543
‎多位面的硫磺烈火

268
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,084
‎也无法消除一个恶魔的内疚

269
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:48,668
‎我们都必须强迫自己去接纳它

270
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,334
‎我没有内疚

271
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:53,209
‎我都不记得当初是因为什么
‎而被流放的了

272
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:57,584
‎我有什么不好的地方
‎他们甚至都不让我知道？

273
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,918
‎我的眼睛是怎么了？

274
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,543
‎你们施咒了？为什么有液体流出来？

275
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,584
‎为什么我还在说话？

276
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,876
‎换个人说吧

277
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,126
‎天使放逐你 恶魔避开你

278
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:18,751
‎你甚至压制了自己最大的错误

279
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,334
‎如果你能敞开心扉…

280
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,626
‎不 我的心扉关上了 停工了
‎不营业了 再见

281
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,376
‎能休息五分钟吗？

282
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:32,751
‎休息五百分钟也行

283
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,834
‎你还是做不好

284
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:39,751
‎嘿 伙计

285
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,376
‎我们有麻烦了

286
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:44,584
‎一切都好吗？

287
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:47,209
‎如果你是来挠我脑袋的 还是走开吧

288
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:48,584
‎我不配得到你的抚摸

289
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:52,543
‎我不够好 永远都是个废物

290
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,168
‎八哥西 你从来不是废物

291
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,959
‎但我连区区复制术都做不到

292
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,918
‎其他曾经被恶魔王附身过
‎接受一个怪异巨掌

293
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,334
‎训练的、会说话的狗肯定都能做到

294
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:10,126
‎你的价值比他让你做的事要珍贵许多

295
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,751
‎别听他胡说

296
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,418
‎手指吗？ 为什么不听？

297
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,084
‎直觉罢了

298
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:24,751
‎你的能力和才能都是你的 不是他的

299
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,918
‎你可以决定如何使用它们
‎或者不使用它们 懂吗？

300
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:30,501
‎而且你绝对配得到我的抚摸

301
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:31,876
‎我会尽力的

302
00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,084
‎嘿！

303
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:36,168
‎和我一样的帽子

304
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:39,709
‎这是哪里来的？

305
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:56,043
‎巴迪亚！我可以解释

306
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:57,543
‎你可以吗？

307
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,418
‎不是这个 这个解释不了

308
00:18:00,501 --> 00:18:03,334
‎但是刚才 很抱歉我没有站在你这边
‎为你说话

309
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,918
‎我以为你不喜欢参与播客制作

310
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,501
‎我当然喜欢！

311
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,209
‎抱歉 帮我拿只八哥西

312
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,501
‎瞧啊！又来朋友了！好耶！

313
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:14,626
‎但你不像我那样痴迷研究恶魔

314
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:18,834
‎我参与播客不是因为恶魔
‎而是想跟你多相处

315
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:19,834
‎真的吗？

316
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,959
‎真的！千真万确

317
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,501
‎我吼得没有你声音大

318
00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:26,793
‎是因为你录音时总是发出爆裂声
‎得解决这个问题

319
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,418
‎嘿！ 别再舔我的手了

320
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,543
‎我们晚点再聊这事吧

321
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,001
‎好主意

322
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:39,751
‎跳啊！

323
00:18:43,584 --> 00:18:44,418
‎（菲尼克斯电影院）

324
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,418
‎砰！

325
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,876
‎不行了！好可怕！

326
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:05,668
‎巴尼

327
00:19:05,751 --> 00:19:07,709
‎是你费了多大劲许愿啊？

328
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,751
‎你觉得我喜欢这样？

329
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,459
‎-我们找到巴尼了
‎-停

330
00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:13,251
‎-嘿 巴尼 瞧这个
‎-放开我

331
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:16,126
‎好了 游戏开始了！

332
00:19:16,209 --> 00:19:17,959
‎想比赛谁的得分最高吗？

333
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:21,376
‎就你那破姿势和烂准头？我跟你比

334
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,543
‎不可以伤害这些好狗狗

335
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:28,126
‎瞧瞧它们汪汪叫着 那可爱的小脸
‎摆动的小屁股 还有…

336
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,376
‎把这些小恶魔赶走！

337
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,709
‎闭嘴！

338
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,459
‎我不以恶魔的身份为耻

339
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,834
‎我会用恶魔的方式解决这事

340
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,626
‎-抱歉 巴尼
‎-怎么了？

341
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,418
‎有人伤害了巴尼

342
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,418
‎-你听见有人伤害巴尼？
‎-是我

343
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:48,834
‎我咬了你们的巴尼！

344
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,918
‎-是她伤害了巴尼！
‎-你竟敢！

345
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,959
‎-等等 巴尼没事吧？
‎-抓住她！

346
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:53,876
‎抓住她！

347
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,084
‎-打倒那个咬人的
‎-必须帮助巴尼

348
00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,418
‎快回来！

349
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,709
‎你这个怪物！

350
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:01,251
‎回来！

351
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,418
‎再见啦

352
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,918
‎你为什么这么想当恶魔？

353
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,043
‎我本来就是恶魔

354
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,959
‎你确定吗？

355
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,001
‎真不公平 好戏正要上演呢
‎就结束了

356
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:40,918
‎嘿

357
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,001
‎我给你买了陨石肉丸

358
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:46,918
‎我知道你有多喜欢意大利冷餐 但…

359
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,209
‎我先尝尝

360
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,501
‎罗根 我不会道歉的

361
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,376
‎之前我对你说我爱你

362
00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:56,418
‎但你先别急着回应我

363
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,293
‎好好想想你是否能接受
‎这就是真正的我

364
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,293
‎那是真正的你？

365
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,501
‎不 他不算

366
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:07,418
‎是这个我

367
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,668
‎有时 我会被恶魔附身

368
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:12,293
‎或有个邪恶双胞胎

369
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:13,834
‎或变成一个机械复制人

370
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,001
‎之类的情况

371
00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:17,834
‎我不会再假装
‎你能跟我过正常的生活了

372
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:18,751
‎我爱你

373
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:22,251
‎如果看到我的邪恶双胞胎吃了大肉丸
‎打嗝你就不爱我

374
00:21:22,334 --> 00:21:23,918
‎那你不值得我…

375
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:25,168
‎等等 你说什么？

376
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,668
‎我爱你 巴尼

377
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:30,084
‎拜托 我们第一次约会时恶魔入侵

378
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:33,334
‎我在这里工作的时间比你长
‎也见过一些世面

379
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,918
‎我也有不好的回忆
‎你该看看我以前的视频播客

380
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,793
‎我可能看过一些了

381
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:41,293
‎情绪化的罗根是偶像

382
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,668
‎我的意思是 我知道自己在做什么

383
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,709
‎你不必一直逃跑

384
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,001
‎隐藏内心的感受无济于事

385
00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:00,001
‎这个还是放到下次吧

386
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:01,959
‎别担心 他马上就走

387
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,959
‎真不敢相信我会这么说

388
00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:07,084
‎但你的确帮我想清楚了一些事

389
00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:09,501
‎我不觉得你们是邪恶双胞胎了

390
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,501
‎你们只是我们

391
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,168
‎我们最糟糕的那部分

392
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:15,043
‎-你冲动
‎-你爱挑刺

393
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,418
‎你自我厌恶

394
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,709
‎但你们还是我们

395
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:20,043
‎-如果你们想来玩…
‎-呕 才不要呢

396
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:22,126
‎我受够了书呆子 永远不见

397
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,876
‎是啊 你们总是这样？

398
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:28,043
‎站成一圈 宣布今天的心得体会？

399
00:22:28,126 --> 00:22:28,959
‎真受不了

400
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:31,418
‎再见

401
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,001
‎我成功了！

402
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,584
‎我的魔力回来了！瞧！

403
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:48,418
‎好耶！

404
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:54,584
‎邪恶勺子！

405
00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:02,293
‎我们要去哪里？

406
00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,209
‎不知道 我所有按钮都按了

407
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:05,834
‎很好

408
00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:18,418
‎看起来我们在往上走

409
00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:26,459
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