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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎小狗學徒，現在換你

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‎來吧

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‎Do、Re、Mi、Fa、So、La、Ti、Do

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‎不要啊

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‎救我

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‎我恨你

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‎糟糕，你把那朵玫瑰送去尖叫國度了

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‎應該不會差太遠吧？

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‎經典的惡魔惡作劇

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‎不過噴嚏國度煩人多了

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‎天使魔法就像
‎世界級外科醫生手中的手術刀

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‎現實三兩下就會屈服於妳

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‎惡魔魔法則是像用電鋸治頭痛

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‎對啊，好玩又輕鬆

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‎還能比這更讚嗎？

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‎典型的惡魔態度

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‎我瞭解你為什麼那麼生疏了

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‎我們繼續上課

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‎我們找個適合你程度的試試

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‎複製魔法！

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‎第 12 章：邪惡雙胞胎也是人

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‎各位愛魔聽眾
‎剛才是我在模仿巴力卜卜

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‎超討人厭的惡魔

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‎像是結合了雙頭蜥蜴惡魔與吸血鬼

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‎它有幾顆頭？

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‎兩顆，我剛才說了

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‎妳跟我一起模仿效果的話會更好

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‎準備好了嗎？一、二、三

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‎抱歉，實在很吵

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‎芭雅，希望妳跟我一樣感興趣

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‎阿狗，現在不是時候

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‎我在創作女生聊惡魔的顛峰之作

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‎不過我還缺乏一點東西

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‎是惡魔

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‎阿狗，你可以說一下
‎哪個惡魔界最適合殺人嗎？

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‎我對你有信心

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‎你是我看過最優秀的演員

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‎你又沒看過我演戲

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‎你整個暑假都在對我演欲擒故縱戲碼

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‎也是喔

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‎我一直在練習我媽教的越南春卷

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‎我做了午餐要跟你一起吃

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‎聽起來好棒

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‎但我收到恐龍餐廳的通知

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‎他們推出了隕石肉丸義大利麵特餐…

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‎我們也可以去恐龍餐廳就好

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‎我愛你

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‎糟糕…

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‎喂！誰把燈關了？

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‎糟糕…

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‎你有什麼毛病？

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‎我跟小羅說了我愛他

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‎所以呢？我幫你找到椒鹽卷餅時
‎你也說你愛我

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‎這又不一樣

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‎說不定可以再逃跑一次，裝死也行

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‎何必裝？

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‎我去拿斧頭

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‎第一課：拿這把湯匙
‎召喚出一模一樣的複製品

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‎這是天使入門把戲，超級簡單

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‎給我回來

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‎讓我訪談一小段就好

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‎別激動

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‎喂！別碰我的特別嘉…

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‎妳休想，宅女

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‎我沒辦法馬上上手

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‎乾脆放棄好了

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‎小狗，你要繼續努力

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‎直到成功為止

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‎妳大概會像平常一樣不斷插話

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‎等等

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‎妳有聽我的PODCACST嗎？

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‎這是在角色扮演諾瑪嗎？

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‎我還沒做好心理準備

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‎請用腦

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‎要自拍嗎？

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‎好，這一次

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‎你還是做出想學好魔法的樣子吧

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‎拜託

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‎快點成功啊

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‎我說不定可以搬去倫敦

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‎在下是巴納巴斯麥古頓布羅三世

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‎很好，那小羅就由我獨享了

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‎誰？什麼？誰？

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‎我也可以甩了他

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‎那一定會讓他滿腦子問號

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‎廢物，晚點見

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‎等等，妳是惡魔嗎？
‎想上我的PODCAST嗎？

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‎應該是我的PODCAST吧？

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‎巴尼，你看

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‎我有個邪惡雙胞胎

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‎她有聽我的PODCAST耶

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‎我有說過我們長得一模一樣嗎？

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‎除了風格以外，看也知道

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‎夏天穿高領？妳是長頸鹿嗎？

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‎我的粉絲還真酸

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‎等等

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‎不會吧，你也有？

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‎宅瑪，晚點見

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‎我要去約會了

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‎好好享受永遠單身吧

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‎我好像應該為那個鬼傢伙道歉

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‎各位！

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‎你們絕對猜不到怎麼了

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‎邪惡雙胞胎？

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‎人類好朋友們

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‎有人想玩抱抱比賽嗎？

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‎她好可怕

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‎他們怎麼會出現？

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‎惡魔書裡一定有記載
‎分身、模仿怪、鏡中人…

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‎隨便你們，我去錄PODCAST

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‎老實說，大部分會都是屁聲

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‎-我們最好去阻止他們
‎-同意

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‎別丟我跟她兩個人獨處

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‎嘿，巴尼

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‎霸王龍起司通心粉已經沒了

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‎等等，我不是才幫你帶位嗎？

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‎那是我的雙胞兄弟

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‎借用一下

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‎巴尼戈曼請到櫃台
‎你贏得一份免費肉丸

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‎寶貝，我去去就回

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‎你不是我的肉丸

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‎這是我跟小羅的約會

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‎明明就是我和小羅的約會

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‎他跟我不停曬恩愛

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‎他應該要跟我曬恩愛才對

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‎我跟我的雙胞姊妹也是這樣

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‎祝巴尼生日快樂

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‎（生日暴快樂）

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‎祝巴尼生日快樂，生日抱抱

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‎小羅，抱歉我遲到了

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‎是你先到的

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‎對了，祝你生日快樂？

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‎你怎麼沒告訴我？

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‎那個巴尼戈曼不是我

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‎你剛才頭髮不是綠的嗎？

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‎我剛染回去了，我想念藍髮

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‎我們剛才在聊什麼？

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‎羅列把火蟻丟到別人褲子裡的好辦法

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‎對啊，超經典

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‎我想聊的是你說的那三個字

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‎我們還是先點餐吧

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‎好，沒問題，抱歉

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‎你想吃隕石義大利麵吧？

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‎你吃什麼我就吃什麼，寶…

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‎原始人三明治看起來好像不錯

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‎桌子下有什麼問題嗎？

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‎我在找我掉的銅板

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‎別毀了我的約會

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‎他也是我男朋友

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‎看看我為你贏了什麼

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‎你幫我贏到那個？

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‎沒錯

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‎因為我愛…

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‎你衣服的顏色，那是新制服嗎？

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‎對，芭波拉換了爛質料

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‎因為她覺得以前的制服讓我們太自滿

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‎這些新制服穿起來像菜瓜布一樣

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‎我好想念以前的制服，這件好難穿

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‎那你怎麼不脫掉呢？

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‎那是怠惰貪食推薦碼…

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‎愛魔聽眾
‎我們繼續收聽《諾瑪與芭雅天地》

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‎話說，邪惡諾瑪，妳是從哪來的？

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‎妳又是從哪來的？

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‎你們那大概沒有PODCAST吧

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‎因為妳真的需要磨練主持技巧

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‎我有做筆記

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‎抱歉，她太一針見血了

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‎首先，那首主題曲讓我陷入昏迷

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‎那是我寫的耶

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‎妳明明就說妳很喜歡

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‎“愛魔聽眾”又是怎樣？

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‎怎麼能幫不存在的粉絲取暱稱？

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‎我媽有在聽啊

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‎那說不定應該要找她來主持

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‎她可能會一起學惡魔吼

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‎聽著，我之所以沒有…

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‎來問我的惡魔雙胞胎觀眾提問吧

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‎我有個問題

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‎要不要把節目改名為
‎《諾瑪與諾瑪天地》？

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‎鬼朋友們，我們開始吧

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‎小蔻，妳要過來坐下嗎？

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‎我站這裡就好

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‎那好

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‎歡迎參加第一次惡魔互助會

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‎我們知道身為惡魔在中界很不好過

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‎不過這裡是安心空間

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‎可以盡情發牢騷

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‎誰想先分享？

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‎變成吸血鬼完全毀了我的化妝教學

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‎鏡子照不出倒影超麻煩的

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‎希望園區能讓我在滿月時休假

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‎在吸走50個小孩的睡眠後

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‎我不得不好好對著鏡子自我省思

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‎“問題出在我身上嗎？”

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‎至少妳還能照鏡子

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‎你們聽起來好像都很討厭當惡魔

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‎我為我的惡魔血統感到驕傲

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‎我只希望世界對我們好一點

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‎老實說，它讓我雞皮疙瘩掉滿地

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‎這個世界本來就不是我們惡魔的世界

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‎我們可以選擇當邊緣人

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‎也可以適應、進化、同化

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‎到時候說不定就能找到快樂

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‎我已經同化了

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‎我從拯救世界以後一直都很乖

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‎別在意，不用客氣

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00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,084
‎那妳為什麼還不快樂？

209
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:54,459
‎我不知道，我不知道我是怎麼了

210
00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:56,876
‎我只知道我不需要妳的幫忙

211
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,209
‎妳自以為能解決大家的問題

212
00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:00,334
‎但其實辦不到

213
00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:05,626
‎很高興妳決定要加入一起談了

214
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,293
‎我要休息一下

215
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:21,209
‎你之前不是惡魔王的強大容器嗎？

216
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:22,751
‎你是怎麼了？

217
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,168
‎再一次！

218
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,376
‎好

219
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,001
‎-朋友好
‎-朋友好

220
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,084
‎你好

221
00:13:33,168 --> 00:13:34,918
‎-我喜歡你的帽子
‎-早安

222
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:36,709
‎-你好嗎？
‎-朋友好

223
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:40,293
‎我心想：“還有那種事能做？”

224
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:43,251
‎從那時開始，我就想演戲

225
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,793
‎我一直很欣賞你的動力，巴尼
‎我把所有夢想都擱置了

226
00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:53,126
‎我們要不要分了？

227
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:55,751
‎我還以為我們正在穩定交往

228
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,543
‎不是，我是說分頭走人，這裡好爛

229
00:13:58,626 --> 00:14:00,834
‎聽說澳洲很酷，我們可以去看看

230
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,043
‎走吧，小羅，我們直接吃霸王餐

231
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,251
‎我受夠了

232
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:08,459
‎終於啊，你們誰是我男友？

233
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,376
‎是我！

234
00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:10,959
‎不對，是我！

235
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,626
‎小羅，我能解釋

236
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:15,709
‎我個人倒是很想聽你怎麼解釋

237
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,834
‎你以為我沒注意到狀況不對嗎？

238
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:20,876
‎為什麼每次跟你約會都這樣？

239
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,626
‎其實也沒那麼糟…

240
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,793
‎-巴尼好
‎-巴尼好

241
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,751
‎-巴尼的朋友好
‎-另一個巴尼好

242
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:27,918
‎巴尼好

243
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,334
‎等一下

244
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,584
‎很明顯妳不想要我在這，那…

245
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:41,501
‎不是啦

246
00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,001
‎完全相反

247
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,959
‎我感覺不出來

248
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:45,876
‎芭雅，別走

249
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:50,584
‎妳有什麼問題？

250
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:51,584
‎就是她

251
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,001
‎芭雅才不是問題

252
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,834
‎我超喜歡她

253
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,793
‎她每件大小事都讓我快樂

254
00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:58,501
‎她說的話都在我腦中迴盪

255
00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:01,543
‎感覺很複雜，但又不是暗戀之類的

256
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:06,043
‎慘了，就是暗戀

257
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:08,501
‎答對了

258
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:11,084
‎等等，妳怎麼知道我喜歡她？

259
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,043
‎我就是妳啊，呆瓜

260
00:15:14,126 --> 00:15:16,626
‎很不幸的，我也喜歡她

261
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,543
‎那妳幹嘛對她那麼兇？

262
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,043
‎為了要逼妳老實承認

263
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:23,001
‎我現在大功告成了

264
00:15:23,084 --> 00:15:25,459
‎神祕淡出…

265
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,376
‎我當初一心只想回家

266
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,168
‎後來成功回去了

267
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:39,209
‎一切都心滿意足，但還是感到很迷失

268
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:42,543
‎集合諸界的各種折磨

269
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,084
‎都無法洗刷惡魔的罪惡感

270
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:48,668
‎我們必須強迫自己接受

271
00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,334
‎我才沒有罪惡感

272
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:53,209
‎我連一開始為什麼被驅逐都不記得

273
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:57,584
‎到底什麼事那麼糟糕
‎甚至不能讓我知道？

274
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,918
‎我的眼睛怎麼了？

275
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,543
‎妳對我施咒嗎？為什麼會漏水？

276
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,584
‎我怎麼還在說話？

277
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:11,459
‎快換個人說話

278
00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,126
‎被天使驅逐，被惡魔排擠

279
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:18,334
‎連妳最大的錯誤都被妳壓抑住

280
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,334
‎但只要妳能敞開心胸…

281
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,626
‎不要，關門了，打烊，再見

282
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,376
‎可以休息五分鐘嗎？

283
00:16:31,084 --> 00:16:32,834
‎要休息五百分鐘都行

284
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:35,834
‎反正你還是做不到

285
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:39,751
‎乖狗狗

286
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,376
‎我們出了點狀況

287
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:44,584
‎你沒事吧？

288
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:47,209
‎如果你是要來幫我抓頭，還是走開吧

289
00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:48,543
‎我沒資格被抓頭

290
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:52,543
‎我不夠好，永遠都派不上用場

291
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,168
‎小巴，你從來就沒有派不上用場

292
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:57,959
‎可是我連小小的複製魔法都施不出來

293
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,793
‎我敢說其他被惡魔王附身過

294
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,334
‎又受過可怕大手訓練的說話狗都行

295
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:10,126
‎你比他要你做的事情寶貴多了

296
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,751
‎別聽他的

297
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,418
‎手指嗎？為什麼？

298
00:17:14,084 --> 00:17:15,084
‎我就是有種直覺

299
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:24,751
‎能力和才華都是你的，不是他的

300
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,918
‎要怎麼使用、要不要使用
‎由你自己決定，好嗎？

301
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:30,501
‎你絕對有資格被抓頭

302
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:31,876
‎我會努力

303
00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,084
‎對了

304
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:36,459
‎我們戴一樣的帽子耶

305
00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:39,709
‎這是打哪來的？

306
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:56,043
‎芭雅，我可以解釋

307
00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:57,543
‎真的可以嗎？

308
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:01,376
‎那個我無法解釋，我是說剛才的事

309
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,334
‎很抱歉我剛才沒挺妳

310
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,918
‎我以為妳不喜歡參與PODCAST

311
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,626
‎我當然喜歡啊

312
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,209
‎能請妳抱一隻小巴嗎？

313
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,501
‎又有更多朋友了，好棒

314
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:14,626
‎可是妳不像我對惡魔那麼有興趣

315
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:18,834
‎我又不是為了惡魔才參加
‎我是為了陪妳才去的

316
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:19,834
‎真的嗎？

317
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,959
‎當然是真的

318
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,626
‎我的吼聲沒有妳大

319
00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:26,793
‎是因為妳每次都爆麥
‎那個問題有待解決

320
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,418
‎不要再舔我的手了

321
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,584
‎我們晚點再說吧，好嗎？

322
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,584
‎是，好主意

323
00:18:38,293 --> 00:18:39,751
‎跳…

324
00:18:43,584 --> 00:18:44,418
‎（影城）

325
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:47,418
‎砰！

326
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,876
‎太超過了，太嚇人啦

327
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:05,668
‎巴尼

328
00:19:05,751 --> 00:19:07,709
‎你是瘋狂許願嗎？

329
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,751
‎妳以為我喜歡這樣嗎？

330
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,459
‎-找到巴尼了
‎-別舔了

331
00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:13,251
‎-巴尼，你看
‎-快下去

332
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:16,126
‎好，開始狂歡吧

333
00:19:16,209 --> 00:19:17,959
‎想比看看誰的分數高嗎？

334
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:20,418
‎跟你那種爛姿勢跟爛準頭比？

335
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:21,376
‎比就比

336
00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,543
‎不能傷害乖狗狗

337
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:28,126
‎看看牠們的小臉、小屁屁，還有…

338
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,376
‎快把這些小惡魔弄走！

339
00:19:31,459 --> 00:19:32,709
‎閉嘴啦

340
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,459
‎我才不以身為惡魔為恥

341
00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,834
‎我會用惡魔的方法解決這個麻煩

342
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,626
‎-巴尼，對不起
‎-怎麼了？

343
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,418
‎有人傷害了巴尼

344
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,418
‎-有聽到是誰嗎？
‎-是我

345
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:48,834
‎我咬了你們的巴尼

346
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,918
‎-她咬傷了巴尼
‎-妳好大的膽子

347
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,959
‎-巴尼還好嗎？
‎-扁她

348
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:53,876
‎扁她

349
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,084
‎-打倒咬人精
‎-幫助巴尼

350
00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,418
‎給我回來

351
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,709
‎妳這個怪物

352
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:01,251
‎給我回來

353
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,418
‎下次見囉

354
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,918
‎妳為什麼那麼想當惡魔？

355
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,043
‎因為我是惡魔

356
00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,959
‎妳確定嗎？

357
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,043
‎太不公平了

358
00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,001
‎明明才剛要變得好玩而已

359
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:43,001
‎我幫你買了隕石肉丸

360
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:46,918
‎我知道你有多愛冷掉的義大利菜…

361
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,334
‎我先開動囉

362
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,501
‎小羅，我不會向你道歉

363
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,959
‎我之前跟你說我愛你

364
00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:56,418
‎我不希望你為說而說

365
00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:59,293
‎除非你能接受這就是真正的我

366
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:01,293
‎真正的你是那樣？

367
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,501
‎不是，不是他

368
00:21:06,584 --> 00:21:07,418
‎這才是

369
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,668
‎我有時候會被惡魔附身

370
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:12,293
‎或是有邪惡雙胞胎

371
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:13,834
‎也可能是機器複製人

372
00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,334
‎太多可能了

373
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,834
‎我不會再假裝你能和我正常生活

374
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:18,751
‎我愛你

375
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:22,251
‎如果你在我的惡魔雙胞胎
‎大吃特吃巨大肉丸後不愛我

376
00:21:22,334 --> 00:21:23,918
‎你就不值得我…

377
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:25,168
‎等等，你說什麼？

378
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,668
‎巴尼，我愛你

379
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:30,084
‎我們第一次約會遇到惡魔入侵

380
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:31,876
‎我在這裡工作得比你久

381
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,334
‎見過大風大浪

382
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,959
‎我也有不堪的過去

383
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,918
‎看過我以前的Vlog就知道

384
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,793
‎我可能有看過幾片了

385
00:21:39,876 --> 00:21:41,293
‎憂鬱小羅是我的偶像

386
00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:44,668
‎我要說的是，我很清楚狀況

387
00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:46,709
‎你不必一直逃跑

388
00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:49,084
‎隱瞞感受絕對沒有任何幫助

389
00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:00,001
‎不過還是下次吧

390
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:01,793
‎別擔心，他要走了

391
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:04,959
‎真不敢相信我會這麼說

392
00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:07,084
‎不過妳確實幫助我釐清了一些事

393
00:22:07,168 --> 00:22:09,501
‎其實我不認為你們是惡魔雙胞胎

394
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,501
‎沒錯，你們就是我們

395
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,168
‎是我們最糟糕的部分

396
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:15,043
‎-你很衝動
‎-愛批評

397
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,418
‎自我厭惡

398
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,709
‎不過還是我們

399
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,126
‎如果下次想聚聚…

400
00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:20,043
‎才不要

401
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:22,126
‎我用完這輩子的阿宅忍受度了

402
00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:24,876
‎對，你們一向都是這樣嗎？

403
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:28,043
‎站著宣布今天學到什麼教訓？

404
00:22:28,126 --> 00:22:28,959
‎爛透了

405
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:31,418
‎閃人了

406
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:39,001
‎我成功了

407
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,584
‎我的魔法恢復了，你們看

408
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:54,584
‎有邪惡湯匙…

409
00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:02,293
‎我們要去哪？

410
00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:04,209
‎不知道，我每個按鈕都按了

411
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:05,834
‎讚

412
00:23:16,168 --> 00:23:18,418
‎看來我們是要往上搭

413
00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:26,459
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