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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[alarm quacking]
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[alarm stops]
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[Pugsley snoring]
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[grunting]
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Phew!
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[grunting]
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-Good morning!
-Hey, B-Rex!
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Que pasa, monstruo?
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Hey, nice to have you back!
Lookin' good, Frank!
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[Az] Well, well,
if it ain't my favorite human.
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Shh. Someone's gonna hear you.
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[chuckling] Oh, well, okay.
My favorite lizard man.
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Hi, Az.
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[chuckles] You ready for
today's training sesh, bro-zone layer?
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I was born ready, bro… Dude?
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Bro, bro, bro, bro-mazing guy?
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[chuckles] Let's strengthen
your core first.
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We can work on the bro-lexia later.
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Let's go!
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[roars]
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[exclaims]
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[groans]
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Huh?
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[screeches]
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[screams]
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[groans]
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'Sup?
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Oh, hey, Cuddles.
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Ahh!
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[groaning]
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Good job, bro.
You did better than last time.
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You're still conscious.
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[groans]
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Ah, no, whoops. There we go.
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[ominous music playing]
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And this one I got signed
by both of the Oni twins.
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These are amazing!
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Thanks.
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I got my first DWF card
when I was only 109.
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A rare, first edition, holographic Grogan.
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How can you remember that
and not which plane you're from?
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Norma, it's a shiny Grogan.
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Look, shiny!
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[both] Hmm.
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Where have you been, young man?
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Uh…
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We haven't done my morning walk
and I'm desperate for a poo poo.
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I mean at this point, Pugsley,
can't you take yourself out?
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I can't go if you're not watching!
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See, this is why
I was looking up pet therapists.
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Is there another dog?
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Are they cuter than me?
Do they have a better hat?
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You're the only dog in my life, Pugsley.
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I've just been doing some exercise.
Stop worrying.
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[sighs] But worrying is what I do best.
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Ugh! Pugsley!
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I told you not to take them
out of the folder!
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They weren't in the right order.
What did you expect me to do?
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Oh, I don't know, not touch stuff
that doesn't belong to you!
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You had them alphabetized,
ignoring the official card order…
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[alarm quacking]
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[alarm stops]
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[elevator dings]
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[gasps] Barney!
Your socks are something else.
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I can't believe I used to eat these!
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[whimpers] Pugsley,
what are you doing here?
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Protecting you.
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From what? I'm just going to the gym.
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-[demon growls]
-[exclaims]
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[demon burps]
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Okay. A demon gym.
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Why not just go to a regular,
non-terrifying gym?
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I mean, regular gyms are terrifying.
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There's no rules down here
about what people should look like.
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Nobody cares that I'm trans.
Nobody cares about my weight.
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Nobody's asking me
stupid questions about my binder.
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[sighs] This gym makes me feel like
the first time I came to Dead End.
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Happy and free to be completely myself.
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[exclaiming]
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[whistling]
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Completely yourself, huh?
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-[thuds]
-[cracking]
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[hisses]
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You ready, little boy? [echoes]
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Who're you calling little boy? I'm B-Rex!
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One, two, three, ding, ding, ding!
There you have it, folks!
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Our continued reigning champion.
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Give it up for the one, the only B-Rex!
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[imitates crowd shouting]
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B-Rex! B-Rex! [roars]
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B-Rex! B-Rex!
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Aubrey High School wrestling tryouts.
I'm ready.
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Who're you callin' little boy? I am B-Rex!
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-Nice name, bro!
-Thanks.
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You see, I've always loved dinosaurs,
and I wanted to incorporate some--
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[grunts]
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[exclaiming]
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[grunting]
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[hissing]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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-[screams]
-Barney!
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[exclaims]
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Huh?
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[hisses]
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[grunts]
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One, two, three!
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[growls]
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Pugsley! You shouldn't have helped me!
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But you were getting hurt!
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You could get me kicked out of the gym
for cheating. The rules say--
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Gnarly take-down, bro-tein shake.
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Thank you, bro… Uh, man.
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And this outfit. I mean,
you can't even tell you're a human,
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which is why I signed you up
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for the official
Demon Wrestling Federation tryouts!
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I'm taking you to the big leagues, brah!
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Really? You think I'm ready?
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Totes. There's only one stipulation.
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You have to earn your spot
in a home plane match.
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Er, you mean I have to fight on Earth?
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Yeah, I mean,
they don't allow humans in the league.
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But with this costume we could just say
you were banished there or something.
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I'll whip up a classic crazy
DWF backstory.
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It'll all make sense, bro.
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[squeals]
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I'll save you the effort
because there's no way
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the others will agree to something so--
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[both] Awesome!
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The DWF? Here? I am freaking out!
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Who are you fighting? The Samurai Sisters?
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Bloodbath Bill? [gasps] The Undertaker?
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I don't know yet. But--
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No, no, no, it's not happening!
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There's no way Barborah
would let us host something like this.
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She'd probably say--
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I love it!
I started out as a wrestler, kid,
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just like you.
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"Barbara the Unbreakable" they called me.
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[growls]
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Aside from the fact
they got my name wrong, it was true.
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Nobody could stop me.
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You have my blessing.
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We'll just close the park for the day
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as long as that big ugly hand thing
says it's okay.
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Oh, no way. Fingers will see this as a--
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Tremendous idea!
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Oh, come on!
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If we put on a little show for the demons,
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some fisticuffs or what have you,
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perhaps we can curb their desire
for a violent uprising.
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[chuckles] I say the show must go on!
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Oh, my ghosts! So much to do!
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[gasps] Welcome banner!
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Merch table! [giggles]
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Woof.
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Buddy, wrestling is my dream.
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Why do your dreams have to be so violent?
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I've been training for this my whole life.
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Well, not enough.
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The last demon you fought
kicked your butt.
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[scoffs] That's because
he fights like a human,
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but I've got an idea.
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[rock music playing]
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If you want to fight demons--
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Guys, I'm not sure this is necessary.
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Then you gotta fight like a demon!
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[music continues]
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♪ When you gotta reach the top ♪
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[yelping]
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[crashes]
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♪ Hear the people cheer you on ♪
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♪ Now you know
There's no place left to hide ♪
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[whimpers]
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♪ Now you must decide
'Cause there's a truth you hold within ♪
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♪ That you're gonna win ♪
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♪ Bring the bass
And let your reign begin ♪
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♪ Fight like a demon, demon boy ♪
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♪ Fight and claw your way
To take you to the top ♪
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♪ Right when it seems all hope is lost ♪
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♪ You have to fight ♪
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Huh? [exclaims in fear]
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♪ Like a demon all night ♪
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[roars]
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[yells]
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[roars]
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[yells in a high-pitched voice]
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[roars]
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♪ Fight like a demon, demon boy ♪
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[grunting]
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♪ Smite whatever's in your path ♪
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♪ And fight like a demon boy ♪
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[roars]
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♪ Fight like a demon boy ♪
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[Hox] Live from the 7th plane,
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the Demon Wrestling Federation
presents a qualifier match:
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Challenger B-Rex, the thunder lizard,
goes head to head
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with one of the elite members
of the Demon Wrestling League.
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But which one?
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We'll find out in just a moment
as we are now live,
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all over the multi-plane!
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Demons and ghouls,
theydies and gentlethems,
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hold on to your tails
and tuck the little ones in bed
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because this is
the Demon Wrestling Federation!
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[crowd cheers]
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[cheers] Yes!
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Buy your DWF posters!
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Don't worry, Barney. You'll be fine.
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Thanks.
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I told Logs to bring
the supersized first aid kit.
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So, we should be able to patch up
any broken bones or scorched faces.
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Uh, where's Az? He should be here.
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Az?
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Asmodeus. My coach.
This whole fight was his idea.
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I thought he might at least
give me some last-minute advice.
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Here's some advice. Don't do it.
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No, I need to do this.
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Out in the ring,
I can be completely myself.
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And that's a dinosaur?
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No, a super star wrestler,
a legend in the ring,
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the unstoppable thunder lizard, B-Rex!
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Meh. I don't know about B-Rex,
but Barney is already a superstar.
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Just don't die again.
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[Hox] My special guests tonight
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include an expert in the culture
of this strange neutral plane.
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-Please give a fiery welcome to Courtney!
-[crowd cheering]
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The humans consider me their ruler, Hox.
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That's hot stuff!
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And the gorgeous termite-filled
pile of matter to my right…
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Why, thank you.
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…is the winner of Hate Island Season 95.
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Please welcome JoJo!
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It's pronounced JeuxJeux.
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[hisses]
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Asmodeus.
Where have I heard that name before?
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And now tonight's challenger
may have been born on the neutral plane,
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but he's all demon.
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Where are you, Az?
I could've used your support right now.
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Give it up for B-Rex, the thunder lizard!
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[crowd cheering]
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Okay, you can do this, B-Rex.
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Here he comes, looking electrified!
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And the crowd loves him!
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Oh! Well, maybe not everyone's a fan.
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Here to answer the challenge,
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representing the mighty
Demon Wrestling League,
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who better to wipe the floor
with this sack of lizard scales
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than the son of Baal,
the Prince of Darkness,
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the undefeated Master of Disaster…
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-Asmo…
-…deus!
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[crowd cheering]
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[roars]
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Hey, bro.
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Az?
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His coach?
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[Hox] You know, guys, it's been 300 years
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since the last wrestler
has qualified for the league.
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-[gulps]
-[JoJo] Only 300 years?
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-[Hox] That's right, JoJo!
-[JoJo] Ugh! It's JeuxJeux!
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A little birdie told me that
the two of you have some history.
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Yeah, he's my coach,
or at least I thought he was.
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Oh, your teacher becoming the enemy.
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Talk about a classic wrestling twist!
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[laughs] Mwah!
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There's a lot you don't know
about me, little B.
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Ooh!
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[Norma] Asmodeus, 325 pounds.
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Strengths and immunities: fire.
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Demon League member for 873 years.
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Second cousin twice removed from Simus,
son of Bran the Beholder.
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[gasps] Oh, my ghosts!
Asmodeus is Temeluchus' 12th cousin,
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and Zagan's long-lost twin?
No wait, that can't be right.
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The Demonic Royal Family
is pretty complicated.
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So he's a demon king with secret powers
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and an intimate knowledge
of Barney's every move? Norma!
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Barney doesn't stand a chance!
We need to help him!
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Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me.
Uh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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Last chance to quit, B-Rex.
Sure you wanna go through with this?
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Bring it on!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[both straining]
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-[crowd cheering]
-Excuse me, excuse me.
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[Hox] Asmodeus putting the challenger
in his place.
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And here we go for another round!
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A Hades harpoon from B-Rex,
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countered by a flawless execution
of the Cerberus Slingshot by the champ.
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[yells]
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[Hox] Unleashing every fantastical fist
of infernal fury,
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but Asmodeus is dodging faster than
the average neutral planer can see!
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And, as demons,
we can see at a higher framerate.
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That's true!
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You should see
what this looks like in 666K.
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None of the challenger's punches
are landing.
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Being his coach,
he's anticipating all his moves.
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No demon can beat Asmodeus.
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-[whimpers]
-[chuckles sinisterly]
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A death grip! Is he going for a chokeslam?
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-[whimpers]
-[grunts]
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He's down! He's pinned!
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Is this the end for B-Rex,
the thunder lizard? One…
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Two!
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The challenger shakes it out!
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Neutral plane, represent!
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-[crowd cheers]
-Kick him in the face!
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Crush his skull!
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No! Stop that!
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You're right.
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I have serious jealousy issues
I'm trying to work through.
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Barney! Listen!
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Your demonic B-Rex moves
aren't going to cut it!
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Asmodeus is a demon king!
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What?
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-[Asmodeus grunts]
-Huh?
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Yeah, maybe out there,
Asmodeus is a demon king,
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but here in the ring,
I can just be myself! [echoes]
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And the crowd goes wild for B-Rex,
the thunder lizard!
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You in the right place, son?
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-[chuckles]
-What is he wearing?
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[boy] Ridiculous! I've never
seen someone look so dumb!
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-[girl] So ridiculous.
-[boy] Wow, this is a new low!
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[Pugsley] I don't know about B-Rex,
but Barney is already a superstar.
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[both grunting]
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[all exclaim]
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[Hox] A surprise throwdown
against Asmodeus!
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The challenger--
Wait a minute, what's this?
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[Courtney] Huh, that looks like
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the 7th plane's
hand signal for a time-out.
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[Hox] Looks like the thunder lizard
is shedding his skin!
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[all gasping]
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He's a human!
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That's right! I'm the, uh, Living Human!
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I come from Earth, home of witch-finders,
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exorcists and vampire hunters!
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Cower before me and my fleshy,
blood-filled body. [cackles]
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[crowd booing]
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Oh my, he's hideous.
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You get used to it.
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This is unheard of!
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A human fighting
against the Demon Wrestling Federation!
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Are you in the right place, son?
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I'm exactly where I deserve to be!
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You know why you don't have humans
in your wrestling league?
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A human wouldn't survive.
Imagine the lawsuits!
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No! You don't have humans in your league
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because you're scared
we're gonna whoop your tails!
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[crowd booing]
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-Boo!
-[hissing]
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Hey, listen!
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If Barney the Living Human wants a fight,
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then I say let's give him what he wants!
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-[crowd cheering]
-Yeah!
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And this time, bro, I ain't holding back.
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[roars]
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Ah-ha!
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[Hox] Now this is demon wrestling!
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Asmodeus not landing any fireballs!
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The Living Human
displaying impressive feats of agility!
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Whoa! What an impact!
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The Living Human in the air!
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-[roars]
-Asmodeus unleashing his minotaury breath!
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Oof! That's gotta be hot!
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Barney! It says he's vulnerable
to swords made of polished silver!
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Have you got any of those?
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Oh, yeah! If you check in my gym bag,
I've got… Of course I don't!
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-Leave it, Norma.
-What? We have to help him.
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No, we don't. Trust me, and trust Barney.
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[Hox] The human's using the ropes,
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-and Asmodeus is out of breath!
-[roars]
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-[Hox] A power slide!
-[laughs] Human wedgie!
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[Hox] Oh, but what in the multi-plane
is this move?
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[Courtney] It's an attack humans learn
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in grade school on the playground.
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[JoJo] Hideously primitive.
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[Hox] I don't think any demon
could see that move coming!
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The challenger is going for a finish!
Is this it?
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Is he going to be the newest member
of the Demon Wrestling League?
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[crowd booing]
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[laughs maliciously]
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[Hox] The champ has one more trick
up his sleeve!
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[grunting]
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[Hox] Making his entire body nuclear hot!
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Is it too hot for the challenger?
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And does he have the stamina,
the strength,
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the astonishing heat tolerance
to beat the reigning champ?
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Asmodeus turning it around
in the final moment!
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One, two, three! And we have a winner!
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The reigning champ
of the Demon Wrestling Federation,
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Asmodeus, the undefeated, holds his title!
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[chuckling] And it's all over
for the Living Human.
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Better luck next time, kid!
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Barney!
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Are you okay?
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Please wake up!
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[Pugsley whimpers]
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[Barney] That… was…
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the most fun I've had in my life.
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Thanks for having my back
by not having it.
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Anytime.
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Sorry you lost.
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I didn't lose. Look!
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Buy your Living Human posters!
Buy your Living Human posters!
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Wow, kid! You put on a great show!
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Love the last minute reveal.
It's honestly a pleasure to meet you.
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We've met.
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You're gonna be the heel
they love to hate, boy!
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And if you want to be part
of the next season's rogues gallery,
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you better give me a call.
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And the human outfit, ugh, so revolting!
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That was incredible, babe. Are you hurt?
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[in deep voice]
Nothing can hurt the Living Human!
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[in normal voice] Wanna be on our podcast?
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Nice going, B. Sorry you didn't qualify,
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but I think your time will come.
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See ya at practice?
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It's a date!
I'll bring the bro-tato chips!
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What?
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Maybe we can listen to Bro-hemian Rhapsody
in the bro-tanical gardens.
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-[chuckles]
-Here, let me hand you their bro-chure!
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[chuckles] Whoa!
You've conquered the bro-cabulary!
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The pupil has become the master.
My work here is done.
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Wait! I need you to sign my trading card!
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Sorry, Courtney. You just missed him.
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No, not him. You.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ Fight like a demon, demon boy ♪
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♪ Fight and claw your way
To take you to the top ♪
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♪ Right when it seems all hope is lost ♪
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♪ You have to fight ♪
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♪ Like a demon all night ♪
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♪ Fight like a demon, demon boy ♪
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♪ Smite whatever's in your path ♪
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♪ And fight like a demon boy ♪
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♪ Fight like a demon boy ♪