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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎-早安
‎-嘿，巴王龍

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‎給趴沙，芒斯戳？

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‎歡迎妳回來

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‎法蘭克，表現不錯喔

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‎哎唷，我最愛的人類大駕光臨啦

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‎會被聽到啦

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‎好吧，是我最愛的蜥蜴人啦

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‎你好，阿斯

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‎好兄弟，準備進行今天的訓練了嗎？

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‎打從娘胎就準備好了，老兄…

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‎兄弟？

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‎老…老兄弟？

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‎我們先強化你的核心
‎晚一點再鍛鍊你的兄弟措辭

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‎動起來

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‎你好

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‎抱抱，你好

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‎做得好，兄弟

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‎你比上次進步了，至少這次還醒著

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‎沒了，唉，躺好吧

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‎第 13 章：巴尼的考驗

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‎兩個雙胞鬼胎都有幫我簽這張

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‎這些收藏太棒了

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‎謝謝

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‎得到第一張惡魔摔角聯盟卡時

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‎我才109歲

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‎是珍稀初版的全像投影葛羅根

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‎妳怎麼記得這個，卻不記得家鄉？

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‎諾瑪，這可是葛羅根閃卡

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‎妳看，閃閃動人

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‎年輕人，你跑去哪了？

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‎我們早上還沒散步，我都快大出來了

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‎小巴，你現在難道不能自己散步嗎？

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‎你沒在旁邊看，我就上不出來

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‎所以我才要找寵物諮商師

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‎你是不是有其他狗了？比我可愛嗎？

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‎帽子比我的好嗎？

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‎小巴，你是我唯一的狗

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‎我只是去運動而已，別擔心

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‎可是我最擅長的就是擔心

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‎小巴

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‎我就說不要拿出收藏夾了

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‎它們的順序都亂擺，我還能怎麼辦？

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‎妳可以不要碰別人的東西啊

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‎巴尼，你的襪子也太臭了

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‎我以前竟然會吃你的襪子

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‎小巴，你怎麼會在這裡？

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‎保護你啊

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‎保護什麼？我只是上健身房而已

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‎好吧，是惡魔健身房

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‎怎麼不去不可怕的普通健身房就好？

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‎可是普通健身房都很可怕

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‎這裡對人們的外觀不存在標準

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‎沒人在乎我是跨性別者
‎沒人在乎我的體重

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‎沒人問我束胸的白痴問題

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‎這間健身房給我的感覺
‎就像第一次到死胡同

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‎開心又自由，自在做自己

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‎自在做自己啊？

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‎小男孩，準備好了嗎？

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‎小男孩…

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‎妳叫誰小男孩？

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‎我是巴王龍

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‎一、二、三

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‎比賽結束，各位觀眾
‎現任冠軍蟬聯寶座

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‎為獨一無二的巴王龍獻上歡呼！

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‎巴王龍…

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‎巴王龍…

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‎奧布里高中摔角選拔賽

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‎我準備好了

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‎妳叫誰小男孩？

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‎我是巴王龍

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‎-兄弟，名字帥喔
‎-謝謝

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‎是這樣的，我一直都很愛恐龍

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‎我想融入…

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‎巴尼

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‎一、二、三

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‎小巴，你不該幫我

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‎可是你被打耶

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‎你會害我因為作弊被踢出去，規則…

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‎那招摔技很猛喔，高蛋白兄

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‎謝謝，兄弟…人

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‎而且穿上這套服裝
‎根本看不出你是人類

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‎所以我幫你報名了

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‎惡魔摔角聯盟正式選拔賽

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‎我要帶你上大聯盟，兄弟

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‎真的嗎？你覺得我準備好了？

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‎那當然

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‎只是有一個條件

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‎你必須在地主場拿到出場資格

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‎你是說我得在地球打摔角？

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‎對，雖然聯盟不收人類

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‎不過有這套服裝

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‎就說你是被放逐到那邊就好

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‎我會幫你編個超屌的經典背景故事

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‎一切都會說得通，兄弟

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‎你省省吧

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‎其他人絕對不可能同意這麼…

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‎帥呆了！

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‎惡魔摔角聯盟？在這裡打？

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‎我好興奮啊

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‎你要跟誰打？

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‎武士姊妹？血洗比爾？送葬者？

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‎還不知道，不過…

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‎不行…絕對不行

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‎芭波拉不可能讓我們辦這種比賽

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‎她大概會說…

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‎我喜歡

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‎我一開始就是摔角手，跟你一樣

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‎大家都叫我“金剛芭芭拉”

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‎除了名字搞錯以外，其他都正確

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‎沒人擋得住我

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‎我全力支持你

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‎當天我們就關閉遊樂園

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‎只要那隻醜八怪大手同意就行

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‎不可能，手指一定會覺得這是…

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‎絕妙好主意

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‎得了吧

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‎只要我們弄點表演給惡魔看

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‎空手互毆之類的

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‎或許就能抑制它們暴動反叛的慾望

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‎我同意你們繼續辦下去

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‎我的地啊，有好多事要做

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‎歡迎布條

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‎周邊商品桌

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‎可惡

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‎兄弟，摔角是我的夢想

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‎你的夢想為什麼要這麼暴力？

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‎我這一生都在為此訓練

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‎訓練得還不夠

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‎你被上一個惡魔對手修理了一頓

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‎那是因為他用的是人類打法

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‎不過我有個好主意

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‎如果你想跟惡魔對打…

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‎-這應該沒必要吧
‎-那你就得學惡魔對打

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‎當你必須爬到巔峰

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‎當你必須不計代價成功

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‎聽大家為你加油

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‎現在你知道無處可躲

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‎所以你必須下定決心

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‎因為你的內心存在著真相

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‎但你還是贏不了

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‎就釋放那頭野獸，讓你開始主宰

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‎惡魔男孩，像惡魔一樣戰鬥

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‎殺出一條血路，直到巔峰

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‎希望盡失之時，正須挺身而戰

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‎不成魔，毋寧死

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‎惡魔男孩，像惡魔一樣戰鬥

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‎轟開所有障礙

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‎像惡魔男孩一樣戰鬥

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‎像惡魔男孩一樣戰鬥

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‎這裡是第七界的現場直播

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‎惡魔摔角聯盟在此舉行資格賽

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‎挑戰者是雷霆蜥蜴巴王龍

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‎對上惡魔摔角聯盟菁英選手

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‎會是誰呢？

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‎稍後為您揭曉

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‎諸界都能看到我們的直播

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‎各位妖魔鬼怪

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‎女士先生、有性無性

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‎請做好心理準備，小孩先趕上床

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‎因為惡魔摔角聯盟即將登場

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‎（＃爆打）

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‎快來買惡魔摔角聯盟海報

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‎別擔心，巴尼

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‎-你不會有事的
‎-謝謝

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‎我叫小羅帶特大號醫藥箱來

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‎無論哪種骨折或燒傷都能包紮到好

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‎阿斯呢？他應該要在這裡才對

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‎阿斯？

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‎我的教練阿斯摩太啊

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‎是他要我打這場比賽

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‎我想說他會給我臨陣磨槍的建議

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‎給你一個建議

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‎別上場

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‎不行，我一定要上場

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‎在擂台上，我可以完全做自己

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‎你要做恐龍？

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‎不是

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‎是摔角巨星

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‎擂台傳奇

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‎無敵雷霆蜥蜴：巴王龍

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‎隨便，我是不太瞭解巴王龍啦

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‎不過巴尼早就是超級巨星了

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‎不要又死掉了就好

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‎今晚嘉賓特別邀請到
‎這個詭異中界的文化專家

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‎請熱烈歡迎蔻妮

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‎人類認為我是他們的統治者，霍斯

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‎了不起

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‎以及我右手邊這堆美麗的白蟻堆

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‎謝謝

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‎它是《痛恨島》第95季冠軍

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‎請歡迎啾啾

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‎發音是“九九”

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‎阿斯摩太啊，我好像聽過這個名字？

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‎今晚的挑戰者或許是在中界出生

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‎卻是徹頭徹尾的惡魔

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‎阿斯，你去哪了？我好需要你的支持

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‎熱烈歡迎雷霆蜥蜴巴王龍

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‎你一定沒問題，巴王龍

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‎他渾身是勁地進場了

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‎觀眾都愛他

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‎（你行嗎？）

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‎可能還是有幾個不愛啦

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‎代表惡魔摔角聯盟接受挑戰

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‎要把這隻蜥蜴壓在地上磨擦

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‎最佳人選莫過於巴爾之子、黑暗王子

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‎不敗災禍大師…

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‎-阿斯摩…
‎-太

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‎（阿斯摩太）

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‎兄弟

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‎阿斯？

212
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‎他的教練？

213
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:47,918
‎其實已經三百年
‎沒有摔角手取得聯盟資格了

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‎只有三百年？

215
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‎沒錯，喬喬

216
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‎是九九啦

217
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:58,876
‎聽說你們兩個有一點交情

218
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‎對，他是我的教練

219
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,876
‎至少我是把他當教練

220
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‎師父成了敵人

221
00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:09,168
‎真是經典的摔角逆轉戲碼

222
00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:14,418
‎小巴，你對我不瞭解的事可多了

223
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‎阿斯摩太，150公斤

224
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‎強項與免疫：火焰

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‎加入惡魔聯盟873年

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‎監視者布蘭之子西摩斯的遠房親戚

227
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‎我的地啊

228
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‎阿斯摩太是泰蒙路柯斯的超遠親
‎還是撒共失蹤已久的雙胞兄弟？

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‎這不可能吧

230
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‎惡魔王族非常複雜

231
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‎所以他是有祕密力量的惡魔王

232
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‎而且熟知巴尼的每一招？

233
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‎諾瑪

234
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‎巴尼輸定了，我們一定要幫他

235
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‎借過…

236
00:15:49,084 --> 00:15:51,501
‎巴王龍，這是退賽的最後機會

237
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,501
‎你確定要打到底嗎？

238
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‎放馬過來

239
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‎（＃爆打）

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‎借過…

241
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‎阿斯摩太給了挑戰者一點教訓

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‎第二度交手

243
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,751
‎巴王龍使出黑帝斯飛撲

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‎冠軍完美使出地獄犬拋射反擊

245
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‎地獄怒火鐵拳連打

246
00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:40,918
‎但被阿斯摩太以肉眼難見的速度躲開

247
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,543
‎身為惡魔，我們的視覺幀數較高

248
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:49,334
‎沒錯，用666K畫質來看有夠清晰

249
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:52,751
‎挑戰者拳拳揮空

250
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:55,793
‎阿斯身為他的教練，預測了他每一招

251
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,043
‎沒有惡魔能打敗阿斯摩太

252
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,709
‎死亡之握，他是要使出鎖喉摔嗎？

253
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,209
‎他倒下了，被壓制在地

254
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,918
‎雷霆蜥蜴巴王龍沒戲唱了嗎？

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‎一

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‎二

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‎挑戰者重振旗鼓

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‎這才是中界本色！

259
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‎給他好看！

260
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,376
‎壓碎他的頭！

261
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,126
‎不要再說這種話了

262
00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,043
‎妳說得對

263
00:17:28,126 --> 00:17:31,293
‎我有嚴重的眼紅情結，正在設法克服

264
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,168
‎巴尼，你聽好

265
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,084
‎你的巴王龍惡魔絕招沒有用

266
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:37,751
‎阿斯摩太是惡魔王

267
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,168
‎什麼？

268
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:46,376
‎阿斯摩太在場外或許是惡魔王

269
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‎但是在擂台上，我可以自在做自己

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‎觀眾看到雷霆蜥蜴巴王龍為之瘋狂

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‎同學，你走錯路了嗎？

272
00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,376
‎他穿那是什麼東西？

273
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:05,334
‎搞笑喔，我沒看過那麼蠢的人

274
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,793
‎超搞笑

275
00:18:06,876 --> 00:18:08,918
‎竟然還能刷新底限

276
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‎我是不太瞭解巴王龍啦

277
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:14,751
‎不過巴尼早就是超級巨星了

278
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:27,001
‎阿斯摩太意外被摔倒在地，挑戰者…

279
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‎等一下，這是哪招？

280
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:32,376
‎看起來是人界的暫停手勢

281
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:36,418
‎雷霆蜥蜴好像在脫皮哦

282
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,126
‎他是人類！

283
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:46,918
‎沒錯，我是…

284
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‎活人

285
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‎我來自地球

286
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‎尋巫人、驅魔師、吸血鬼獵人的故鄉

287
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‎對我的血肉之軀臣服跪拜吧

288
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‎（阿斯輸了就暴動）

289
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‎天啊，他好醜

290
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‎看久就習慣了

291
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,584
‎真是前所未聞

292
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,876
‎人類參加惡魔摔角聯盟？

293
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,709
‎同學，你走錯路了嗎？

294
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,084
‎我絕對有資格來這裡

295
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:19,709
‎知道你們的摔角聯盟為何沒人類嗎？

296
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,543
‎人類在這只有死路一條

297
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,793
‎我們會有打不完的官司

298
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‎不對，你們的聯盟沒有人類

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‎是因為你們怕會被我們痛扁

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‎大家聽好

301
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‎如果“活人”巴尼想打

302
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‎那我們就幫他實現願望

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‎（＃爆打）

304
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‎兄弟，我這一次可不會手下留情

305
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,209
‎這才叫惡魔摔角嘛

306
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:03,334
‎阿斯摩太的火球全部落空

307
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‎活人展現出了驚人的敏捷度

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‎衝擊連連

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‎活人跳到半空中

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‎阿斯摩太使出牛吼功

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‎這招一定猛到不行

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00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:21,709
‎巴尼，書上說他的弱點是銀劍

313
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,084
‎你有帶嗎？

314
00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,959
‎有啊，妳去翻我的隨身包…

315
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,418
‎怎麼可能有！

316
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:29,084
‎-別插手，諾瑪
‎-什麼？

317
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‎我們得幫他

318
00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:32,543
‎沒這個必要，相信我

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‎相信巴尼

320
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‎人類靠上邊索

321
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,668
‎阿斯摩太沒氣了

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‎強力滑壘

323
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,418
‎內褲卡到陰

324
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:50,001
‎天啊，這到底是哪招？

325
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:53,918
‎這招是人類在小學遊戲場學到的絕招

326
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:55,626
‎原始得太嚇人了

327
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,668
‎應該沒有惡魔能預料到這招

328
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:02,668
‎挑戰者要用殺手鐧了

329
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,626
‎要成真了嗎？

330
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:08,626
‎他會是惡魔摔角聯盟的最新成員嗎？

331
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,543
‎（你行嗎？）

332
00:21:10,626 --> 00:21:12,168
‎（阿斯輸了就暴動）

333
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:17,084
‎冠軍還留了一手

334
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,876
‎他把整個身體變得灼熱無比

335
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,584
‎他會變燙手山芋嗎？

336
00:21:22,668 --> 00:21:27,001
‎挑戰者有耐力、力量、過人的耐熱度

337
00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:29,668
‎能打敗現任冠軍嗎？

338
00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:34,209
‎阿斯摩太斯在最後關頭大逆轉

339
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,001
‎一、二、三

340
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:39,543
‎勝負已定！

341
00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:43,834
‎惡魔摔角聯盟現任冠軍

342
00:21:43,918 --> 00:21:47,376
‎不敗阿斯摩太守住冠軍頭銜

343
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:51,584
‎活人也一蹶不振

344
00:21:51,668 --> 00:21:53,209
‎小子，下次再加油

345
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‎巴尼

346
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,168
‎你沒事吧？

347
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,209
‎拜託你醒醒

348
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:07,459
‎剛才是…

349
00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:10,834
‎我人生中最好玩的時光

350
00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:13,793
‎謝謝你們挺我卻不干涉

351
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,293
‎不用客氣

352
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,959
‎很遺憾你輸了

353
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:19,709
‎我沒輸，妳看

354
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,459
‎快來買活人海報哦

355
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,084
‎（活人巴尼）

356
00:22:27,209 --> 00:22:29,209
‎小子，你打得真精彩

357
00:22:29,293 --> 00:22:30,918
‎最後一刻露面太帥了

358
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,418
‎真的很榮幸認識你

359
00:22:33,501 --> 00:22:34,543
‎我們早認識過了

360
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:37,501
‎你一定會是觀眾恨得牙癢癢的反派

361
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:41,209
‎如果想登上下一季的壞蛋名冊

362
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,834
‎最好打個電話給我

363
00:22:43,459 --> 00:22:46,876
‎這套人類服裝逼真的令人反感

364
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:50,084
‎寶貝，你好厲害

365
00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:51,918
‎你受傷了嗎？

366
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:55,876
‎活人是金剛不壞之身

367
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,126
‎想上PODCAST嗎？

368
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,543
‎小巴，不錯喔

369
00:22:58,626 --> 00:23:00,334
‎很遺憾你沒合格

370
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:02,584
‎不過你遲早一定有機會

371
00:23:02,668 --> 00:23:04,126
‎我們練習再見？

372
00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:05,418
‎那就約好了

373
00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:07,501
‎我會帶雞“兄”肉

374
00:23:07,584 --> 00:23:08,501
‎什麼？

375
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:13,209
‎我們可以在“弟”下室
‎一起聽《波希米亞狂“兄”曲》

376
00:23:13,293 --> 00:23:15,543
‎來，我給你一本“兄”明書

377
00:23:17,418 --> 00:23:19,668
‎你稱霸兄弟語錄了

378
00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:23,668
‎真是長江後浪推前浪

379
00:23:24,168 --> 00:23:26,459
‎我已經大功告成了

380
00:23:27,668 --> 00:23:30,126
‎等等，我要找你簽交換卡耶

381
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,459
‎很遺憾，蔻妮，妳剛好錯過了

382
00:23:32,543 --> 00:23:35,043
‎不是他啦，我要找的是你

383
00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:50,168
‎惡魔男孩，像惡魔一樣戰鬥

384
00:23:50,251 --> 00:23:55,584
‎殺出一條血路，直到巔峰

385
00:23:56,501 --> 00:24:01,584
‎希望盡失之時，正須挺身而戰

386
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,168
‎不成魔，毋寧死

387
00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:24,334
‎惡魔男孩，像惡魔一樣戰鬥

388
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:29,501
‎轟開所有障礙

389
00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:34,626
‎像惡魔男孩一樣戰鬥

390
00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:42,876
‎像惡魔男孩一樣戰鬥

391
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