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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[intense music playing]
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[echoing] Hello?
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Barney?
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Friends?
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-[whooshing]
-[exclaims]
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[gasps] You again.
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-[Norma screaming]
-[Barney] Help! Help me!
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Barney? Norma? I'm coming! I'm coming!
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[gasps]
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[Barney snoring]
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[snorts]
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[mumbles]
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Phew.
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[screams] How long have you
been watching me sleep?
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I watch you every night.
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You don't need to do that.
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I don't want to worry Barney,
but I keep having these,
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well, they don't feel like dreams,
more like--
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[Fingers] Premonitions?
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Yeah, maybe.
I've had this one dream all my life,
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but I'm seeing it more and more.
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Such as?
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Well, the park is in ruins
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and there's this
big flaming circle in the sky,
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and I can hear my friends
calling for help and--
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You're probably right, but--
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Ugh. I hate butts,
unless I'm sniffing them.
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Obviously. I'm a dog. [chuckles nervously]
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But what?
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Hmm. But premonitions
don't speak literally.
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They're a warning from your future self
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and quite common for those
who practice angel magic.
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I-I-I'm sure it's fine,
but I'd keep an eye on Barney and Norma.
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It is a dog's duty
to protect their owners.
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I don't know
if they really own me anymore.
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And an angel's mission
is to protect humanity at all costs.
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We're a lot alike, really.
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Kinda.
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[both grunting]
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Barney, go long! [grunts]
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[gasps]
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[growling]
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Night Hag 2. Here we go.
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[distant screaming]
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-[Norma exclaims]
-[grunting]
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[grunts] Ah!
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Oh!
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Hey! I found that
in the trash can fair and square!
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[Pugsley] I'm sorry, Courtney!
It's for your own good!
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[Courtney grunts] No you don't!
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[sighs] What a lovely day.
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We've 20 minutes left on our lunch break.
Wanna do something?
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-Ooh. Let's go on that.
-Have we got time?
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Yup. It takes 14 minutes exactly.
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[chuckles] Norma,
you're such a helpful dork.
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Great. I've heard the view at the top
is pretty amazing.
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Pugsley. Courtney. You coming?
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-[chokes]
-[groans] Yuck!
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Coming, Barney! [pants]
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[exclaims]
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Oh, no!
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[ominous music playing]
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Why do I always get stuck
at the kids' table?
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This isn't great for me,
either, Courtney. [grunting]
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I'm the oldest one here.
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Can't believe I'm going
on a romantic ride with a dog.
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Romantic?
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Yeah. Ferris wheels
are a top-three romantic ride,
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behind bumper cars
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and those spinny ones
that make everybody puke.
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-Pretty awkward for Norma and Badyah.
-What do you mean?
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You know how Norma has
big crush feelings for Badyah,
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and Badyah only thinks of her as a friend.
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Anyone with an insight
on basic human behavior can see it.
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Then how can you see it?
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[engine whirring]
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Is this it?
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[sarcastically] Wow, what a thrill.
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
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You're right. Nice and boring.
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You don't have to sound so happy about it.
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[sighs]
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Ah, this should kill some time.
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Hey, look. I can see my house from here.
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[Logs] Mm-hmm.
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-You missed it.
-Sorry, sorry.
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Isn't this romantic?
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Just the two of us on a ride all alone.
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-[cell phone chimes]
-[Logs] Mm-hmm.
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Ugh.
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Oh, my gosh. They're so adorable.
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Okay, episode idea.
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Did aliens build the pyramids
or are conspiracy theorists just racist?
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[sighs] I wish I had something like that.
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-You do?
-Doesn't everyone?
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Well, there's kind of something
I've been meaning to ask you.
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So, doing anything this weekend?
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Norma's thinking of summoning
a shadow demon
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using this weird box she found,
so we can hang out for that.
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-Or, you know, see a movie.
-Oh, uh, I think I've seen it.
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The demon or the movie?
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Uh, yes?
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Logs, can you put your phone away?
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You're missing some
quality Barney time here.
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Sorry. I love you.
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[sighs] I love you, too,
but what's going on?
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-Who are you messaging?
-Nobody. Just stuff going on and, uh--
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Ugh! You always look to your left
when you lie. It's your tell.
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-Like how Badyah sings when she's nervous.
-I'm not lying. It's nothing.
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And you always look to your right
when you're hiding something.
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Okay, well, where can I look?
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Badyah, I like you.
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Aw. I like you too.
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[chuckles nervously] Okay, but I…
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But what? What's happening here?
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Well, I, uh--
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[gasps] Oh, look! Dead End!
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[humming awkwardly]
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-Look, Barney, I--
-[cell phone chimes]
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Sorry.
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Josh? You're texting Josh?
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Look, Logs,
if you want to see other people,
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we can talk about it, but not Josh.
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I don't want to see other people,
but I think you do.
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What?
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What about that
big red hot demon wrestler dudebro?
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He isn't hot.
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He was literally breathing fire, Barney.
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[cell phone chimes]
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-[grunting]
-Barney!
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[exclaims]
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[squawks]
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[continues humming]
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[both exclaiming]
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[gasps]
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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♪ Love is the greatest cure
That we know! ♪
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Badyah. I-- Badyah!
I just wanted to ask if…
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[gasps]
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[grunting] Every time.
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[all exclaiming]
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♪ Love is the greatest cure
That we know! ♪
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[whimpering] Oh, no!
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We never get time together,
now you're texting Josh?
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They're right,
you're reading into it too deeply.
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Badyah! Can you stop
singing for one minute?
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♪ Love is the basis of this TV show! ♪
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[all screaming]
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[grunting]
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It's starting! [whimpers]
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Wait, it's not started yet?
That explains a lot.
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No, my premonition.
I saw this circle in my dream
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and it's a sign of death and destruction.
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I have to stop it. Fingers told me that--
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Fingers, Fingers, Fingers.
Why does anybody listen to that creep?
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-I mean, have you seen the guy?
-Courtney, stop! I'm trying to think!
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-I mean, what's with that stupid bowtie?
-Stop!
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Huh?
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What's happening?
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Hmm. What if I…
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[motor whirring]
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Whoa! I'm doing this?
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[grunting in slow-motion]
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Oh, my gosh. I'm a time traveler.
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Okay, let's try this again.
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[sarcastically]
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
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I did it. I did it!
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We're back
before it all started going wrong.
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-What?
-Now, what was the cause?
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[cell phone chimes]
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Logs is texting Josh. Okay.
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[grunting]
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-Um, going somewhere, Pugsley?
-Save my seat.
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-Look, Barney, I--
-[cell phone chimes]
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Sorry.
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[grunting]
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Wait!
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-What I need to say is--
-Was that Pugsley?
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[sighs] Never mind.
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-[grunts]
-Pugsley? What are you doing here?
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Uh. Selfie!
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We were in the middle of something.
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I'm in the middle of something too.
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♪ My two good friends ♪
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Let's just enjoy the ride.
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[both sigh]
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Hey, shoo! This is my popcorn.
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-[squawking]
-Hey! My face!
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[screams]
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-[squawking]
-[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[sarcastically]
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
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So if Josh is texting Logs,
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then Barney and Josh fight
and throw the phone,
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and if the phone hits the bird,
it crashes into Norma and Badyah's seat,
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but also falls on Josh's lever
and breaks the ride,
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then to stop the chain reaction
I have to stop the first step,
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which is-- [gasps]
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Hey! My phone! My whole life is in there.
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Hey, back off, birdie.
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Badyah, I like you.
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Did Josh just say
his life is in his phone?
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-That's kind of sad, but relatable.
-[Josh grunting] Get back here!
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-Badyah, can you listen?
-[laughing] The bird just stole his phone!
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Badyah!
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Am I getting altitude sickness up here
or is Josh kinda cute?
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-[Josh] Get back here!
-[Norma] Hmm.
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Sorry, Barney. Let's just enjoy the ride.
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And done.
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[Josh] Hey! Get back here!
Stupid bird, give back my phone!
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Ah, come on!
This is the last thing I need!
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[bird squawks]
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[all screaming]
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Hey! Oh, no, you don't!
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-What's going on?
-The ride is speeding up!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dang it, I was so close!
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[grunts]
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There!
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[bird squawks]
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[all scream]
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But if Norma tells Badyah
her true feelings,
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then Badyah will start singing,
so it means--
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Badyah, I like you.
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Wow, I like you too.
Let's never discuss this again, though.
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-Pugsley?
-Oh. How could you tell?
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Oh. Who-who is that? H-Hello?
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Phone hits bird, bird hits seat,
seat hit bird--
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-Get away, get away!
-[squawking]
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[chokes]
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♪ Love is the greatest! ♪
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Blah, blah, blah!
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Sorry.
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Josh hits bird, bird eats Logs,
Logs' phone's--
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-[inhales] How did this happen?
-I don't know.
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[grunting]
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Why can I only go back so far?
I'm not powerful enough.
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No! No! Stop!
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Ah! [screams] Oof!
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[groans] Ow. Oh, no. My dream. [gasps]
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Hello. Hi. E-excuse me.
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Hello… caped figure.
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[whimpering] Um…
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[The Watcher] What are you doing here?
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Where is here?
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The end of the world.
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Oh, uh, okay. Uh. Sorry. Wrong number.
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Let me just get back to my friends.
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[The Watcher] I know you.
I've been watching.
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You and your friends
are quite the demon slayers.
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Thank you?
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I'll keep an eye on you.
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I see big things
in your future, little one.
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[screams in reverse]
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-[gasps] I'm back!
-[girl] Did that dog just say something?
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Oh. Too far.
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[panting] I'm done. Enough. No more.
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Yup. Me too.
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[all screaming]
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Good luck.
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[laughing menacingly] We are free!
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After 500 years
banished to the Cube of Misery,
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we have come back to plunge
this world into darkness.
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-[laughing]
-[sighs] Yeah, yeah, Blah, blah, blah.
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Tremble before your new master.
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[all screaming]
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[grunts]
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All my stage combat was for nothing!
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[all screaming]
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Pugsley! Help us!
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Sorry, Barney, but I… I tried.
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What?
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What do you mean you tried?
You've done this before?
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Only about five or six hundred times.
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I thought I could
find the perfect scenario,
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but each time something goes haywire.
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You've been time traveling?
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Very cool.
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Then do it again!
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I can't!
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Of course you can. I believe in you!
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-[Norma screams]
-[Barney exclaims]
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[all grunting]
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I had this dream
and things started going wrong,
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so I tried to fix it,
but you also got your feelings hurt,
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so I tried to fix that too.
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And?
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And what? Your feelings!
Barney, you and Logs were fighting.
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And Norma, you were going to tell Badyah
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how you felt about her
and it was all going wrong.
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It was?
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Couples argue, Pugsley.
It's not nice, but it happens.
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[screaming]
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-[Badyah grunts]
-[screams]
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[Pugsley grunts] Ah! No!
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[all grunting]
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[Shadow King laughing evilly]
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-[Barney screaming]
-[Pugsley grunting]
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Pugsley, I know you were
trying to protect us,
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but what I want to say to Badyah,
that's my truth.
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And it's not up to you
when I do or don't share that.
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I just want everyone to be happy.
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But that's not life, Pugsley.
Do you need permission?
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Okay, I give you permission
to let me get hurt.
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Let my feelings get hurt.
Not my bones and guts and stuff.
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[all screaming]
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-How will I know?
-What?
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How will I know
everything's gonna be okay?
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You won't.
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[all screaming]
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[sarcastically]
Truly the ride of a lifetime.
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-I hope I did the right thing.
-Huh?
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Nothing.
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-[grunting]
-Barney!
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[exclaims]
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[squawks]
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Ew. You can have it.
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[screams]
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[all screaming]
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[grunting]
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Whoa! Ahh! Whoa!
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[screaming stops]
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Sorry! Sorry!
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[both] Huh?
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Okay, I'm sorry.
But that demon dude was hot.
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[chuckles] Fine. He was.
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And I'm sorry for throwing your phone.
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About that. I was texting Josh
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because he just booked the gig
we both auditioned for.
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Been waiting for a call back all day.
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Wait. Josh is an actor too?
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Yeah, and Janelle and Herc and Jennifer.
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Turns out a lot of actors
work at theme parks.
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[both laugh]
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-What was the role?
-1980s high school bully.
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Well, there you go.
You're way more romantic lead material.
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I know what you're going to ask me.
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What?
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-You want to stop the podcast.
-What?
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I know the sound is still terrible,
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but when I can afford a new mic,
it'll be--
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No, no, no. Badyah, no.
It's something different.
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It's something I need to say.
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[sighs]
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I like you. I have a crush on you,
and I have for a while.
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And I want to know if you do too.
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You may respond
however and whenever you wish.
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Norma, you're the weirdest,
coolest person I know,
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and anyone would be lucky to be with you,
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but I'm straight.
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I mean, I'm pretty sure I am.
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Hmm. Do you think not thinking about it
means you are?
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I don't know.
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-Is that okay?
-That's okay.
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Oh, look, it's the end of the ride.
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-Could have been longer, don't you think?
-Yeah.
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[Pugsley grunting]
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[sarcastically] Wow, that was so fun.
Let's go again.
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[Pugsley] No!
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I mean, you can have
too much of a good thing, right?
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[sighs] How is this any better?
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[groaning dazedly]
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[squawks]
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[doorbell rings]
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[sheep bleats]
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[objects shatter]
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Well, this is interesting.
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[closing theme music playing]