[opening theme music playing]
[chuckles]
-Whoa! -[both scream]
Ah! [screams]
[Norma laughing]
-Ah! No! -Huh?
Ah!
Ouch!
[Norma laughs]
[sighs]
-Hey! -[all screaming]
[babbling]
[Norma grunting]
-Hi! -[gasps]
[rattles]
-[roars] -[gasps]
[panting]
-Hi! -[gasps]
[bones rattling]
[growls]
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Psst!
-Hi! -[exclaims] What are you doing here?
I just want to know everything's cool between us.
[scoffs] Yeah, it's cool. Very, very cool.
-No-- Ow! Ow! Aah! Get it off! Help! Aah! -Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Great.
Okay. Anyway, bye.
I gotta hand it to you, ever since this big hand showed up,
you four have really stepped up to keep this park demon-free.
How's about a round of applause?
[all applauding]
Thank you, Barborah.
Upstairs is so proud of the work you've been doing
that we're sending you on an assignment.
We have received complaints of illegal activity on the eighth plane.
Do you mean Bathmos?
I'm impressed.
[chuckles] Well, the elevator has 13 buttons,
we're on floor 7, the game show was on floor 10,
and I read about 13 planes, so I figured--
Yeah, yeah, each floor is a different plane. We know.
I didn't. Oh!
That's what all those buttons are for?
I just kept pressing the same button we always pressed.
[chuckles] Yeah, there's the Demon City plane,
where everything is made of meat,
the one that looks like those strangely dark puppet-filled kids movies
from the '80s, and--
Uh… [chuckles] You mean Necropolis, Gagen and Dudael?
[in sing-song voice] Eh-heh-heh, anyhoo…
[in normal voice] Upstairs have reported
several inter-planar violations happening there.
I'd like you four to go down and put a stop to this demonic activity.
What kind of demonic activity are we talking about?
It'll be nothing you haven't handled before.
Are we ready, team?
Oh, and by the way,
since she asked to be moved to demon clean up
and I figured she should have a trial day, Badyah's going with you.
[gasps] What?
-Hi! -[exclaims]
-The more the merrier! -Whatever.
[in sing-song voice] Good luck!
Yeah, and don't die. I'm gonna need those jackets back.
[automated voice] Going down.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with F.
[all] Friends.
[gasps] How did you guess?
Norma, on the Ferris wheel, I'm sorry if I--
We're fine. Totally fine. Stop worrying.
[laughs nervously] How long is this elevator supposed to take?
[automated voice] You have arrived at your destination.
Good luck.
Ah, Bathmos.
[inhales] Breathe in that sulfur-sea air!
[bird caws]
[owl hoots]
[Norma] Oh, my ghost! This is classic! Like Demon-Vania classic!
Are we safe here?
I mean, I'm kind of creeped out by small towns at the best of times.
[scoffs] Bathmos ain't nothing to be scared of.
It's mostly just vampires, werewolves, mummies,
certain creatures from certain famous lagoons.
Don't worry, I'll protect you.
[screams]
Maybe this is where I'm from?
[howling in the distance]
[Badyah] You don't know where you're from?
[Courtney] Not specifically.
I've definitely narrowed it down to somewhere in the multiverse?
[Norma] I've studied 5,000 types of demons
and I've never seen anything like you.
And I've wrestled almost everything that can be wrestled, and nada.
I'm one-in-a-million, baby. This charm right here is patented.
Hey, we're looking for a disturbance.
[house ghost 1] What are you, thick? It's the Blood Queen's annual offering.
[howling in the distance]
[house ghost 2] Every year, her followers gather at her castle.
[Barney] And sacrifice you? Summon Eldritch horrors? What?
[house ghosts] We don't know! We're never invited!
Okay.
All right, attack plan.
Pugsley, you distract the guards with magic.
Barney and Badyah, you flank the sides.
Courtney, we'll look for a back entrance to…
Courtney?
Gotcha! Stop in the name of…
[high-tempo music playing]
[record scratching]
[crowd cheering]
This doesn't look like a demon disturbance.
-Yeah, looks more like a-- -A party?
[rhythmic ominous music playing]
[high-tempo music playing]
-[demon growls] -[exclaims]
Fingers really sent us to bust up a sweet 16?
[chuckles] Hey, look, it's the fun police.
[scoffs] I'm not the fun police!
I wonder who the party's for.
[gasps] You!
[all] Zagan?
-[music stops] -[guests gasp]
No! You did not come here to bust up my birthday party!
Look, Zagan, we didn't know it was your party.
The Angels sent us.
[scoffs]
Yeah, I heard you were working with them now.
Traitor!
I'm not a traitor. I'm one of you. I'm just doing a job!
You know, this is bogus. I'm not even doing anything wrong.
Seriously? I count, like, 14 violations in this room alone.
[chuckling]
[crowd cheering]
Oh, uh, well, uh, we should probably get going now.
Uh, sorry for the intrusion.
-[all gasp] -No. No. I insist.
You simply must stay for a bite.
[all hissing]
Have fun.
Barney? Bro! It's the living human!
Az?
Put your fangs away, this dude is a legend.
Hey guys, look who it is!
The human!
-Wait a second. -[hissing]
Hey, Zillah.
[laughs] What are you doing here? Want a rematch, little boy?
Actually, we should probably go.
What? No way, bro! You should stay!
[all] Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
Well, maybe we can stay for a little while.
[all] Yeah! Barney! Barney! Barney!
Uh…
Not to be the voice of reason,
but won't Fingers flip his thumb if we don't do our jobs?
Are you scared of Fingers? [laughs]
Why would I be scared of something that sleeps in a big oven mitt?
-[in British accent] 'Ello, guvnah! -[shrieks]
[Badyah and Pugsley laugh]
I'm glad you're having fun
while some of us are focused on our mission, Badyah!
-Hey, you! Stop that! -Courtney!
-I'm gonna check on Barney. -Pugsley, don't leave me with--
I guess it's not so scary here. No more than any regular party.
Maybe we can mingle together.
See if we can get some intel for the podcast.
[hesitating] Uh, actually, I'll go help Courtney.
Oh, okay. I'll help Courtney too!
Uh, I mean, I'm just gonna go get some punch.
Ooh, punch sounds good.
-[gasps] -Okay, who spiked the punch?
-Oh. -[exclaims]
-[groans] -Are you sure we're okay?
Why do you keep asking me that?
Of course, we're okay. We're better than okay.
[laughs uncomfortably]
Is this about that little crush I mentioned?
Because I'm over it. I'm moving on.
Besides, you're right.
We should seriously be interviewing everyone
about demon birthday traditions. [laughs]
So why don't you take that half of the room
and I'll take this one. [laughs] Okay, bye-bye.
Zagan was never like that when we were dating.
[Val] I thought she dumped that sparkly daywalker.
-[chuckles] Hey. -[snarls]
[Val] Boris is the opposite of what she needs right now.
[Jo Jo] Yeah, honestly, Zagan needs someone who is actually interested
in the whole Demon Blood Queen thing.
Someone who would actually listen to her.
[Badyah] Wait a minute.
[gasps] Badyah Hassan, Demon Matchmaker.
They're perfect for each other. Just imagine.
I know what you are. You have an opinion on everything.
Everything you eat comes out the other end.
Say it.
You're a human.
Once Norma starts dating Zagan, we can go back to being BFFs!
[gasps] Genius plan, Badyah!
Oh, why thank you, Badyah.
[grunting]
[all gasp]
-Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry! -[all cheering]
[all] Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney! Barney!
Barney! Barney, be careful! Sorry, sorry, I need to get through.
-Ugh! Hey, watch it, buddy! -Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
[Temeluchus] Don't worry about it.
Temeluchus?
Pugsley? You look, uh, well?
Thank you?
[slurps]
New flesh vessel, I see.
Yeah. Yeah. We met on Plenty of Flesh.
Oh. Nice.
-So, how you been? -So, how you been?
Hey, Norma.
So that vampire. Uh…
What was her name again? And her deal?
Zagan? She tried to invade Earth
and turned me and everyone I love into statues.
Uh-huh. Yeah. But what's she into?
Like, is she into traveling? Movies?
I don't know.
Cool! BRB.
-Ask her! -What?
Oh, you're still alive. Bummer.
You know, I think you and Norma got off on the wrong foot when you met.
You mean when I turned her and everyone she loves into statues?
[laughs] Statues. Good one, babe!
[Norma grunts]
Yeah, well, a lot has happened since then.
Norma is an expert on Demonology now,
and she's fascinated with the Demonic Royal Family.
You don't say? Maybe we should test your expertise.
Oh, I am such a good wingman.
I… I'm gonna go over there.
Or we could play Spin the Bottle!
What's Spin the Bottle?
Um, is it similar to Spin the Stake?
Uh, yeah, probably. Let's go!
[groans]
[all] Yes! Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey! Portals are strictly forbidden!
All travel between planes must be taken through official elevators.
Lighten up, dude!
No! This is why the Angels hate us, you know?
Maybe if we stop breaking rules on purpose…
Then they'd find another dumb reason to treat us like dirt.
Seriously, what kind of demon are you?
What kind of demon am I? I'll show you what kind of demon I am!
Open a portal.
[gasps]
[exclaims]
[Courtney laughs]
[all cheering]
Fair play.
Thank you. Thank you.
Huh?
[gasps]
Dude, that was awesome!
No-- [grunts]
Hey!
I think the birthday vampire should get the first spin.
Ugh. Fine.
[gasps] Would you look at that!
What… What happens now?
Just a tiny nibble.
[hisses]
Um, Badyah, is she gonna bite Norma?
I know! So gothically romantic.
[hisses]
[Norma grunts]
I… I'm going out for some fresh air.
Ah! Oh! You can bite me again, Z!
[Pugsley] It wasn't all bad with me, was it?
[sighs] If there's one thing I miss most, it's the belly rubs.
[sighs] I enjoyed the flying.
You're not eating your eye?
Nah, you can have it.
[gasps]
I'm fine being a mini-boss, but sometimes I want--
Huh?
Hey! Hey, look, it's the fun police.
Where did the Blue Me looking guy go?
Ugh. Did you see anyone, Tony?
What? They were just here.
You don't understand, I've never seen a demon with horns like mine.
Maybe they'll know where I'm from. I gotta find them!
-Anyway. Like I was saying… -[groans]
…you spend your whole life protecting a key in some dungeon
only to have some kid come and chop your head off.
Is it me or does it feel like this painting is looking at us?
What do you mean slow down on the punch?
[Norma sobbing]
What's wrong?
Not having fun invading my birthday party?
[sniffles] Parties aren't really my thing.
Ugh. Same.
If you don't like parties, why are you throwing one?
It's not me. It's my friends.
They throw me a sweet 16 party every year, 'cause that's when I got vamped.
They're like, "Haha, funny jokes!
You've been 16 for 1,003 years.
Remember how you don't age anymore?
And all your old friends are totally dead."
[scoffs]
It was only fun like the first 800 times.
At least they care.
[sighs] I guess.
[sighs]
Sorry I told my party guests to, you know, eat you.
I'm in a bad mood.
I told my brother to beat it,
because Tem's always got to dork up the place.
And then I got into this huge fight with my boyfriend
and now he's being so clingy.
Like, he wants everything to be okay right away,
and like, can I breathe? Ugh!
Well, I'm dead, so I can't, but you know what I mean.
Yeah, unfortunately I do.
Hello, Blue?
[gasps] Blue?
Hey! That tail cost 40,000 crones, idiot!
Whoops. Sorry.
Oh, what's the point?
[playing ukulele]
♪ Well, I'm just a dog That's what people say ♪
♪ Although I admit ♪
[both laughing]
♪ At the end of the day ♪
♪ They tell me to sit ♪
♪ And they tell me to stay ♪
♪ But how can I sit When you're so far away? ♪
[exclaims]
♪ Am I part demon king ♪
♪ Or something in between? ♪
[all laughing]
♪ If all dogs go to heaven Then you know where I've been ♪
♪ What can I say To the voice in my head? ♪
[Courtney] Hey!
♪ Did one little pug really… ♪
[demons gasp]
Hey, look, it's the fun police.
[all gasp]
Scatter! It's The Watcher!
[all screaming]
[grunts]
[exclaims]
You'll be hearing from my lawyers!
[whimpering]
[Temeluchus yells]
-[Pugsley whimpers] -[demon growls]
Hey, what gives? [exclaims]
Bro, get down! [growls]
Az!
[The Watcher] You are safe from the demons now.
-[Pugsley] You! -They weren't doing anything wrong!
[The Watcher] Excuse me? That was a brand new cape.
Besides, unregistered travel between planes is forbidden for demons.
Now, run along. [claps]
-[objects clatter] -[demons whimpering]
[all sigh]
[all gasp]
[demon exclaims]
Oh, no, Angels! Time to split.
Come on!
I… I should go help my friends.
Well, let me give you something.
It's my number.
Hey! What have you done with them?
-Naraka. -Uh, "maraca"?
[The Watcher] The Angel Prison. This plane is dripping in wickedness.
It's time the Angels reminded the Demons of their place.
Looks like you need a reminder too.
The things I would do to you if those upstairs didn't have other plans.
Hey. Wait! I'm not done with you!
-Where's Blue? What have you done to him? -[claps]
[Fingers] I didn't want them to send The Watcher.
I thought that you could handle the situation…
-Huh? -…but you obviously couldn't.
You were supposed to put a stop to the party,
not be the life and soul of it.
I've tried to teach you about the dangers of demonism,
but it looks like you just don't listen!
No! Fingers, come back. We're sorry.
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no. You know best.
Let's see you try and do this all on your own.
[elevator dings]
Psst. I lost you back there.
Does this mean you were off having a fun time with Zagan? Eh? Huh?
[chuckles] Uh, maybe.
I'm not sure she's my type, being dead and all that.
But mostly I'm just not ready for anything with anyone right now.
[sighs] I pushed you too soon, didn't I?
I just knew when you said things were fine they weren't…
[sighs]
and I wanted us to be friends again.
We are friends, Badyah. And we'll always be friends.
Good. Then we can make plans for tomorrow!
Maybe before work or after work, or--
But I need space.
And you've been all over me trying to make me feel better.
And right now, that's just something you can't do.
What… What are you saying?
Barborah?
I quit.
[all gasp]
[closing theme music playing]