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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎不！

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‎好痛！

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‎嗨！

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‎嗨

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‎嗨！

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‎嗨！

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‎你怎么在这儿？

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‎就是想知道我们还是朋友吧？

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‎当然 是朋友 完全没问题

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‎-不！弄走它！救命！
‎-我们很好 和以前一样

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‎我还有事 再见了

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‎我得夸奖一下你们
‎自从这只大手出现后

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‎你们四个非常尽忠职守
‎驱除游乐园里的恶魔

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‎给你们鼓个掌吧

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‎谢谢 芭伯拉

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‎天界对你们一直以来的表现深感自豪

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‎所以我们有个任务给你们

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‎我们收到投诉说第八位面有非法活动

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‎是巴斯魔斯吗？

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‎不错啊

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‎电梯里有13个按钮

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‎我们这里是第七层
‎之前的比赛在第十层

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‎我在书上了解到有13个位面
‎所以我猜…

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‎没错 每一层都是一个不同的位面
‎谁都知道

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‎我不知道

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‎那些按钮是这个用途啊？

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‎我只按我们经常按的那个按钮

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‎有个恶魔城位面
‎那里的一切都是血肉筑成

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‎看起来像1980年代那些诡异阴暗
‎木偶戏儿童影片…

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‎你是指墓园城、加根城和天狱城？

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‎总之！

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‎上面接到报告说那里发生了
‎数起跨位面入侵事件

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‎我们你们四个能下去
‎制止相关恶魔活动

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‎你指的是什么恶魔活动？

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‎不会是你们没处理过的

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‎队员 准备好了吗？

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‎顺便一提 鉴于有人要求
‎调到恶魔清理小队

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‎我觉得应该让她试工一天
‎巴迪亚会跟你们一起去

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‎什么？

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‎嗨！

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‎-多多益善嘛
‎-随便吧

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‎祝你们好运！

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‎对 别死啊

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‎这些员工服我还要用呢

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‎电梯下行

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‎我是小间谍
‎这东西的第一个字母是F

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‎朋友

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‎你们怎么猜到的？

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‎诺玛 摩天轮那天 我要道歉
‎我不该…

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‎没事 一点事没有 别担心了

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‎这电梯还要多久才能到？

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‎您已到达目的地 祝你好运

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‎巴斯魔斯

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‎空气里充斥着硫磺的气息

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‎哦 我的鬼鬼 这里好棒！
‎经典的恶魔城氛围！

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‎这里安全吗？

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‎哪怕在情形最有利的时候
‎小镇驱魔也会吓坏我

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‎巴斯魔斯没什么可怕的

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‎这里的居民大部分只是吸血鬼
‎狼人、木乃伊

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‎来自某些著名潟湖的特有生物

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‎别担心

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‎我会保护你们的

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‎也许这里是我的家乡？

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‎（木桩下 风险高）

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‎-你不知道自己的家乡在哪儿？
‎-也不算是不知道

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‎我绝对把范围缩小到了…
‎多重宇宙的某处?

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‎我研究过五千种恶魔
‎从没见过你这个种类的

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‎凡是我能与之摔跤的魔物
‎我几乎都对战过 也没见过你这样的

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‎我万中无一 宝贝 我的魅力无人能及

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‎有人吗？附近有发生骚乱吗？

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‎瞎说什么呢 蠢蛋
‎那是血腥女王的年度祭典

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‎每年她的追随者都会汇集在她的城堡

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‎然后献祭你们？
‎召唤骇人的恐怖存在？还是？

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‎我们不知道！从没接到过邀请！

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‎好吧

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‎好了 进攻计划

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‎八哥西 你用魔法引开守卫

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‎巴尼和巴迪亚从两侧出击

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‎寇特妮 我们去找后门…

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‎寇特妮？

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‎抓到你们了！住手吧 我代表…

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‎这看起来不像恶魔闹事

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‎是啊 看起来更像是…

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‎派对？

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‎（第十六章）

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‎剧名：我超甜的 1600 岁

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‎手指派我们来端掉一个生日派对？

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‎嘿 瞧啊 砸场子的来了

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‎我不是砸场子的！

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‎这是谁的派对啊？

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‎你们！

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‎赛共？

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‎不！

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‎不许你们来破坏我的生日派对

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‎赛共 我们不知道这是你的派对
‎天使派我们来的

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‎我是听说你现在跟天使联手了

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‎叛徒！

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‎我不是叛徒！我和你们一样是恶魔！
‎这只是我的工作

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‎这是虚假指控 我没做什么错事

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‎说真的？我数了数 光是这个房间里
‎就有14次跨位面入侵

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‎我们该走了 抱歉打扰了

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‎不 别走啊 留下来当食物吧

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‎玩得开心啊

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‎巴尼？

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‎兄弟！是活人！

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‎阿斯？

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‎收起你们的尖牙 这哥们是个传奇

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‎嘿 朋友们！

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‎瞧瞧是谁来了！

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‎那个人类！

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‎等一下

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‎嗨 齐拉

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‎你怎么来了？
‎要再比一次吗 小男孩？

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‎其实我们该走了

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‎什么？不行 哥们！你得留下！

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‎留下！

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‎也许我们可以待会儿再走？

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‎好耶！

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‎巴尼！

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‎我不是想说什么大道理

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‎不过要是我们不执行任务
‎手指不会发火吗？

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‎你害怕手指？

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‎我为什么要害怕一个睡在
‎巨大烤箱手套里的东西？

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‎“泥”好 “重”督！

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‎在我们当中有人专心做任务时
‎很高兴你玩得这么开心 巴迪亚

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‎-喂！你！住手！
‎-寇特妮…

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‎-我去看看巴尼
‎-八哥西 别留下我和…

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‎看来这里也没那么可怕
‎跟普通派对差不多嘛

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‎也许我们可以去交际一下

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‎看看能不能找到适合播客节目的情报

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‎我还是去帮帮寇特妮吧

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‎好吧 那我也去帮寇特妮

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‎那我去拿点饮料喝

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‎喝饮料也不错啊

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‎谁想喝刺激饮料？

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‎你确定我们之间还好吗？

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‎你为什么一直问我这个？

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‎我们当然很好 比很好更好

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‎是因为我之前告白的事吗？

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‎别担心 我已经翻篇往前走了

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‎而且你说得对

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‎我们真的该采访一下这里的各位
‎问问恶魔庆生的传统

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‎你负责采访屋里那半边
‎我负责这半边

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‎好啦 回见

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‎赛共和我交往时可不像那样

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‎我觉得那个闪亮日行者被她甩了

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‎嘿…

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‎鲍里斯和她现在的需求正相反

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‎没错 说真的 赛共需要一个

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‎对恶魔血腥女王真正感兴趣的人

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‎一个会真正倾听她说话的人

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‎等一下

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‎恶魔红娘巴迪亚·哈桑！

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‎她们天生一对啊！想象一下！

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‎我知道你的身份

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‎你对万物都有自己的看法

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‎你吃下去的东西都会从另一端排出来

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‎说出来

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‎你是…人类

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‎等诺玛开始和赛共交往
‎我们就能继续当好朋友了！

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‎真是妙计 巴迪亚！

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‎谢谢夸奖 巴迪亚！

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‎天啊！真抱歉！

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‎巴尼！

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‎巴尼！小心！

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‎抱歉 借过一下

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‎-嘿！小心点
‎-抱歉

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‎-抱歉！
‎-别担心那个

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‎特梅卢克斯？

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‎八哥西？

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‎你看着…不错啊？

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‎谢谢？

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‎这是你的新附身对象啊

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‎是的

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‎我们在许多人约会软件上认识的

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‎不错啊

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‎-你最近怎么样？
‎-你最近怎么样？

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‎诺玛！

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‎那个吸血鬼

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‎她叫什么来着？你怎么认识她的？

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‎赛共？

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‎她试图入侵地球并把我和
‎所有我爱的人变成了石像

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‎这样啊 那她喜欢什么啊？

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‎她喜欢旅行吗？电影？

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‎我不知道

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‎好 等我一下 马上回来

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‎问她！

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‎什么？

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‎你还活着啊 真扫兴

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‎我觉得你和诺玛刚认识时
‎产生了一点小误会

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‎你是指我把她和
‎所有她爱的人变成了石像？

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‎石像 这笑话好

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‎自那之后发生了很多事

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‎诺玛现在是恶魔学专家

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‎她对恶魔皇室家族很着迷

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‎不会吧？

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‎也许我们应该测试一下你的专长

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‎我牵红线的技术真好

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‎我去那边了

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‎或者我们可以玩转瓶子游戏！

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‎什么是转瓶子游戏？

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‎类似转木桩游戏吗？

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‎对 大概吧

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‎来玩吧！

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‎好耶！

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‎嘿！严禁使用传送门！

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‎所有跨位面旅行必须通过
‎官方电梯进行

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‎别那么死板 伙计

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‎坚决不行！

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‎这就是天使讨厌我们的原因

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‎也许我们不再故意打破规则…

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‎它们会另找一个蠢理由
‎视我们如草芥

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‎说真的 你算什么恶魔？

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‎我算什么恶魔？

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‎我让你们看看我是什么恶魔！

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‎打开传送门

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‎厉害啊

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‎谢谢夸奖

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‎伙计 你刚刚太棒了！

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‎不…

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‎人呢？

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‎吸血鬼寿星第一个转吧

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‎好吧

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‎瞧啊！

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‎怎么…发生什么事了？

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‎就是轻轻咬一小口

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‎巴迪亚 她要咬诺玛吗？

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‎我知道！多么哥特式的浪漫！

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‎我要出去透透气

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‎赛共 你可以再咬我一次

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‎附身对我来说也并不全是糟糕的

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‎要说哪样东西让我最想念
‎那就是挠肚皮

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‎我很喜欢那种飞行的感觉

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‎那颗眼球你不吃？

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‎不了 你吃吧

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‎我不介意当个小头目 但有时我想…

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‎瞧啊 是来砸场子的

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‎那个很像我的蓝皮恶魔去哪儿了？

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‎托尼 你有看到什么吗？

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‎什么？

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‎它们刚刚还在这里！

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‎你们不明白 我从未见过
‎长着像我这样的角的恶魔

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‎也许它们知道我的家乡在哪儿！
‎我必须找到它们！

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‎随便吧 就像我刚刚说的

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‎你一辈子都待在地牢里守护一把钥匙

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‎只为了等某个小孩过来砍掉你的头

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‎是我的错觉还是这幅画在注视我们？

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‎慢点喝是什么意思？

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‎怎么了？

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‎闯进我的生日派对不够让你开心？

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‎我对派对不是很感兴趣

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‎我也是

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‎你不喜欢派对为什么还要办派对？

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‎不是我 是 我的朋友们办的

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‎它们每年都给我举办甜蜜16岁生日趴
‎因为我就是16岁被转化为吸血鬼的

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‎它们会说：“哈哈 开个玩笑
‎你当了1003年的16岁少女了”

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‎“还记得你不再会衰老

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‎你的老朋友都死光了吗？”

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‎只有前800次还算有趣

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‎至少它们关心你

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‎我猜是吧

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‎抱歉之前吩咐派对客人吃掉你们
‎我心情不好

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‎我叫我哥哥滚蛋

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‎是因为特梅卢克斯总是把气氛
‎搞得尴尬

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‎然后我跟我男朋友大吵了一架

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‎现在他超粘人！

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‎他希望我们能马上像以前一样

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‎我都快窒息了

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‎我死了 不会窒息 但你懂我意思的

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‎是啊 不幸的是 我懂

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‎有人吗？小蓝魔？

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‎小蓝魔？

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‎嘿！这条尾巴价值四万克朗 白痴！

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‎哎呀 抱歉

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‎找来找去有什么意义？

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‎人们都说 我只是一条狗

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‎尽管我最终只得承认

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‎人们叫我坐下 人们让我别动

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‎可是看着远方的你们
‎我还怎么坐得下去？

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‎我是魔王的分身 还是另有身份？

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‎如果所有的狗都去天堂
‎那你知道我一直所在的地方

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‎我该对心中的声音说什么话语？

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‎嗨！

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‎一只小小的哈巴狗是否真能打败…

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‎瞧啊 是砸场子的

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‎快跑！是守望者！

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‎等着我律师告你吧！

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‎喂！你这是做什么？

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‎兄弟 趴下！

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‎-阿斯！
‎-现在恶魔伤害不了你了

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‎你！

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‎-它们没有做任何错事！
‎-什么？

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‎这是一条崭新的斗篷

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‎还有 严禁恶魔进行
‎未登记的跨位面旅行

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‎好了 快走吧

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‎不好！是天使！快撤

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‎快啊！

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‎我…我应该去帮助我的朋友们

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‎我给你一样东西

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‎这是我的电话号码

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‎-嘿！你对它们做了什么？
‎-送去奈落了

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‎“玛洛”？

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‎天使的监狱

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‎这个位面充斥着罪恶

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‎天使该让恶魔明白它们的处境

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‎看起来你也需要明白一下

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‎如果天界不是另有打算
‎我是不会轻易放过你的

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‎嘿 等等！我跟你还没完呢！
‎小蓝魔呢？你对它做了什么？

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‎我没想让上面派守望者过去

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‎我以为你们能处理好这件事
‎但显然你们并没有做到

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‎你们本该阻止那场派对

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‎而不是尽情参与其中

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‎我努力教你们信仰恶魔的危险之处

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‎看来你们完全没听进去！

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‎不！手指 回来！我们很抱歉！

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‎不 少来这套

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‎既然你们这么厉害
‎那这件事你们就努力自己处理吧

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‎刚刚我没找到你

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‎你是不是在外面跟赛共
‎相处得很愉快？

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‎也行吧 我不确定她是不是我的菜
‎她…

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‎已经死了之类的

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‎但我现在基本上还没准备好
‎和别人发展感情

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‎我催得太急了 是吧？

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‎听你说我们和以前一样
‎但事实并非如此 我…

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‎我只是希望我们还是好朋友

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00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:19,043
‎我们是好朋友 巴迪亚 永远是

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‎好耶！那可以计划明天干什么了！

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‎也许上班前或下班后或…

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‎但我需要私人空间

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00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:28,501
‎你一直密切关注我
‎努力想让我感觉好点

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‎但此刻你完全做不到啊

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‎怎么…你想说什么？

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‎芭伯拉？

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‎我要辞职

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