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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[Norma groans]
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[ringing stops]
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[ringing resumes]
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[Norma sighs]
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[ringing stops]
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[ringing resumes]
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[Norma groans]
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[Pauline alarm clock beeping]
Time for another day being perfect.
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Time for another day of being perfect.
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-Time for another day of being perfect.
-[groans]
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Time--
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I said, "Good morning."
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[groans] Okay, fine. I'm awake!
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I told Mom to get rid of this.
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We do not stan stars who abducted
their impersonators in this house.
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Right. [groans]
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Now that I'm free
from the daily grind of labor,
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I can get back
to all my personal projects.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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Number one.
"Alphabetize my Pauline vinyl collection."
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No.
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"Finish my retrospective video essay
on Pauline's wigs."
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No.
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"Publish my self-insert
Pauline's BFF fan fic..."
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Aw, geez!
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[grunts]
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Hmm.
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[squeaking]
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[grunting]
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[screams]
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Right.
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[door opens]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Swati] Blossom! Breakfast!
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[groans] Coming.
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[door slides]
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[footsteps receding]
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[door opens and closes]
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[ominous music playing]
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[pop music playing on stereo]
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Good Morning, Blossom.
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[groans]
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[Pauline] You're listening
to Positively Pauline on Phoenix Radio.
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Next up, my platinum hit,
"Gotta Flush That Crush."
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Absolutely not.
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What's wrong?
You got a crush you need to flush?
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[Norma groans]
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Well, I've got a whole schedule
planned for your first day back.
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There's a Pauline marathon
on the Old and Boring Movies Network.
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I'm charging the mics
for okey-dokey Pauline-okey,
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and I found our old Pauline pancake mold.
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Oof, you were such a picky eater,
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but then we got this,
and all you wanted were pancakes 24/7.
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I'm not picky anymore.
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-[plate clatters]
-[Norma slurps]
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And this is…
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Frozen dinosaurs,
ice cream, and… hot sauce.
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Well, there you go.
Frozen dinosaurs and Pauline pancakes.
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We have our very own
troglodyte breakfast special.
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[cries and groans] I'm not a baby anymore.
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And I don't eat Pauline pancakes.
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[sniffles] Ugh!
I don't eat Pauline anything. Okay?
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Okay, then what should we do together?
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[Norma] Ugh.
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We can throw out
all this Pauline junk, starting with this.
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It's older than I am. [grunts]
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But your father found that at a yard sale.
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He had to fight two other dads for it.
The cops were called--
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Well, he's not around
to miss it, is he? [gasps]
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Norma!
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[groans] It's humiliating.
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Well, it's not like
anyone will see it, anyway.
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You never have friends over.
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[hesitates] Not that
you don't have friends.
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I just mean…
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Norma. I...
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[sighs in frustration]
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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[Pauline doll] One day, I hope you too
can find the love of your life.
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Oh, shut up, Pauline.
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-Remember to always follow your heart--
-[Norma straining]
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You get in the way of everything. [grunts]
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[bed springs squeak]
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I used to have someone I could talk to.
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And I ruined that too.
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[sighs] I ruined everything.
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[doorbell rings]
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[Swati] Ooh, you must be Norma's friend
I've been hearing about.
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[gasps] Badyah?
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Badyah! [gasps] Wait.
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Logs?
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This nice young man came to see you.
But then wanted to check our lighting.
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Falling chandeliers
are America's silent killers, Mrs. Kahn.
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I thought they'd be pretty loud.
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[scoffs] Ignore him.
He is just a friend from work
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who's obsessed with health and safety.
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Well, thank you, anyway.
Would you like a drink?
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I was just about
to pour myself some iced tea.
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What are you doing here?
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-[sniffles]
-Wait, have you been crying?
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Nope.
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Did a demon escape?
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Did Courtney burn down the house?
Did Court's eggs finally hatch?
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-[gasps] Did Barney die?
-No! Not that.
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Um. But, uh, um...
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Unrelated, but can I borrow
your séance kit?
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Norma Khan, at your service!
What are you dealing with?
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Specter? Poltergeist?
Apparition? Phantom? Orbs? [gasps]
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Tell me it's orbs.
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It's just a ghost. Okay?
I, I don't know what kind.
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Understood. Come into my office
and we'll get you kitted out.
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Here we go. It's freshly bought.
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Mom! We're fine.
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A friend from work.
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Oh! [gasps]
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Keep that door open!
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[door slams shut]
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[eerie whispering]
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[indistinct whispering]
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[indistinct whispering]
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[Pauline] Who are you thinking of?
The girl?
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No, the mom. She'll be a better host.
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Have you seen her legs?
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Uh… Hi?
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Get her!
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[gasps]
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[screams, grunts]
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Oh! [gasps]
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[Pauline laughing menacingly]
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[Pauline] Oh, hello.
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[screams]
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[Pauline] Hello.
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-[Pauline doll] Pin her down.
-[grunts, screams]
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[strains]
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Good work, girls. Yes.
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She's going to make a fine host, indeed.
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-Just keep it to yourself, darling.
-[Swati straining]
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[groans] Where did I put that kit?
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-[Pauline doll] You lovesick, hun?
-[groans] You again?
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Here's my top tips on how you can
change yourself so boys will like you.
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Number one, learn karate.
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Is that the Wedding Bells
Matchmaker Pauline?
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My sister had that.
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I personally think
a doll dishing out dating advice to kids
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-is a tad creepy, but--
-[cell phone ringing]
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[Pauline doll] You lovesick, hun?
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-[distorted] You lovesick, hun?
-I am not lovesick!
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[panting]
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[cell phone ringing]
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Norma. Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm not hurt.
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What's going on? You can talk to me.
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Nothing. Nothing's going on.
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That's the problem.
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-This doesn't look like nothing.
-[cell phone ringing]
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Well, I feel like someone ripped
my heart out and stomped on it. So…
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Yeah, I totally know that feeling.
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[scoffs] Doubt it. Can't ever imagine
you getting rejected.
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What? No. Lots of times.
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Everyone's been rejected.
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[inhales deeply, sighs]
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It's okay. Take your time.
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Well… [sighs]
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So I have a secret crush.
I won't say who, so don't ask.
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Turns out, it wasn't mutual at all.
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Now I have to try
and act all normal about it.
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Like it never happened.
We have to work together.
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How will I sound
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when this person is sitting next to me
during a podcast recording?
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Well, whoever this person is,
I'm sure they love you,
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even if it isn't in the way you wanted.
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Bady... Uh, I mean, sorry,
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whoever this secret crush is,
probably misses you.
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It's just… When I thought there were
some sparks with this person,
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I started to get excited about...
I wanted to finally say that I'm...
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You know, it feels weird
sharing this with a total stranger.
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I wouldn't say I'm a stranger.
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Somehow it's easier
to talk with you than with Barney.
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He wants to make things better.
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He doesn't just let things be bad,
and sometimes they are.
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[groans]
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Keeping this inside is killing me.
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This whole thing is
a cork plugging up the rest of my life.
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I can't move on with anything
until I get this feeling out.
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[exhales] Like time has stopped
until I can say it.
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Say that you like this person?
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That I like girls. That… I'm bi.
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Whoa. I don't think
I've ever said that out loud before.
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I'm bi, Logs.
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[chanting] Bi, bi, bi, bi, bi!
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Go, Norma!
Congrats. This is the best news.
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[nervous laugh] Hi.
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Ah, that felt good.
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I can tell you,
but I don't know how to tell my mom.
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She doesn't know how to talk to me
unless it's via my interests,
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and she still thinks I like Pauline.
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You know, you don't have to tell her yet.
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Coming out is a process,
not a one-time event, and you're young,
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and I don't know,
it's complicated with Asian families.
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I mean, I'm not out to my mom.
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You? Super confident you?
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[sighs] I told my sister, and she's
counting down the days till Pride.
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And obviously, you guys know I'm gay.
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But with my mom,
I like our relationship how it is,
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and I just don't want anything to change.
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Not yet, anyway.
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[groans] I have the opposite problem.
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Like if I don't tell my mom,
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she'll never see me as a grown-up,
and I feel like I'm going to explode.
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Oh, I know about the gay-splosion.
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[laughing] Bi-splosions
are pretty rough too.
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Oh.
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Uh... Ah.
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-Here it is.
-What is this?
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Well, you came for my séance kit.
Thank you for talking.
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No. I needed a normal conversation today.
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-[muffled struggling]
-[thudding]
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Did that come from the attic?
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[gasps]
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[dolls chanting indistinctly]
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[Pauline doll] Yes! [laughing]
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Mom!
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We got you, Mrs. K.
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String lights
are America's twinkliest killers.
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[muffled straining]
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[groans] Blossom, were these dolls
always this advanced?
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Someone must be possessing them.
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And I know who.
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[Pauline chuckles]
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Long time, no see, darling.
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Pauline.
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In the flesh.
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Well, plastic.
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What are you even doing in my house?
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And why are you… tiny?
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Thank you. Don't I look petite?
I finally reached my goal weight.
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I needed a body, and, well,
this is the best I could find.
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Until now.
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-Get her!
-[dolls hissing]
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Get downstairs, Mom. This is a work thing.
254
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,626
The lady stays.
255
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,876
As fun as being all dolled up has been,
256
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,209
if I'm going to get my park back,
257
00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:46,834
I'm gonna need something
with a little more muscle.
258
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:49,459
A superstar. What do you say?
259
00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,459
But I look nothing like you.
260
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:55,501
[laughs] Oh, I know
a few plastic surgeons who will disagree.
261
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,918
Ew!
262
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:00,834
Come on!
263
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:05,293
-[car horn honking]
-Get in, losers!
264
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,626
We're goin' possessin'.
265
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,543
[dramatic music playing]
266
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:23,918
Norma. Is this one
of those escape room thingies?
267
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,459
Will you believe me if I say yes?
268
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:29,876
You can run, but you can't hide.
269
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,876
In this house, I've got eyes everywhere.
270
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,293
[cell phone ringing]
271
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,418
[gasps] Sorry!
272
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:46,959
Barney.
273
00:14:54,334 --> 00:14:56,168
-I gotta go.
-Now?
274
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:58,459
[Logs] I'll explain later. I promise.
275
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:01,084
-You got this.
-Ah, how have I got this?
276
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,501
I've never dealt
with an army of evil dolls before.
277
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,418
Oh, I meant the other thing.
278
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:11,793
-[Norma gasps]
-[gasps] Okay, bye!
279
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,668
[panting]
280
00:15:13,751 --> 00:15:14,876
[grunts]
281
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:17,668
[panting, grunting]
282
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,709
Thanks for the séance kit. [exclaims]
283
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:23,418
[door closes]
284
00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:26,376
[whimpering]
285
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,501
[Pauline] Come on, lady.
286
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:31,501
Be a doll and let me borrow your skin.
287
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:34,168
No! Leave us alone, you plastic weirdo.
288
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:35,709
Mom. I'll take care of this.
289
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,918
I'll distract them
and you get out of here.
290
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:39,501
Time to stop hiding.
291
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:44,001
You chose me when I auditioned.
292
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,626
You said I was perfect.
293
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:49,043
Oh, you were tricking me.
You were using a spell.
294
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,584
I can use that spell again.
295
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,501
Hmm. Interesting.
296
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:57,209
Okay. Deal. Do the "me" spell again.
297
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:59,959
Sure, but you're gonna
have to catch me first.
298
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,043
[groans]
299
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:04,959
-[yells]
-Get her! The fangirl is mine.
300
00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:10,043
Phew.
301
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:11,543
[whimpers]
302
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,876
-[objects clattering]
-[panting]
303
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,376
[grunts]
304
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,959
[dolls yelling, muffled]
305
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:26,126
[panting]
306
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:28,001
[both scream]
307
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,959
Mom, what are you doing here?
308
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,543
I told you to run away.
309
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,709
Did you think
I was going to abandon my daughter
310
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,043
in a house full of evil possessed dolls?
311
00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:37,251
[heavy thud]
312
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:40,668
[Pauline] Let me in! Let me in!
313
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,459
-Skinbag!
-[both grunting]
314
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:45,043
Norma. Why is this happening?
315
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:46,626
What's going on with you?
316
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,751
Well... Uh, the truth is…
317
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,209
You're a Demon Hunter?
318
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:54,376
Uh, well, yeah.
But more importantly, I'm--
319
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,501
So, so your podcast, it's real?
320
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,543
You know about the podcast?
321
00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,584
Of course I do.
322
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,709
Your sister sent me the link.
I've heard every episode.
323
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:05,334
Mom! You could have mentioned that.
324
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,001
Well, you don't let me in.
325
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:15,626
Phoenix Parks was your dream job,
but then you quit.
326
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:18,376
And then you take down
all your Pauline things.
327
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,251
-Mom.
-[pants and grunts]
328
00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:22,834
And I feel like I'm losing you.
329
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,501
I want to help,
but I don't know what's wrong.
330
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,001
Mom, I--
331
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,584
It's demons you're into now, yes?
332
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:32,376
Well, I'll relisten to every episode,
read up on every book.
333
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:34,293
Mom. I'm bisexual.
334
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:37,293
I'll join Mothers of Demon Hunters
support group, and...
335
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,001
What?
336
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:43,376
I'm bi. I'm not ready
to talk deets just yet.
337
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:46,376
And please, please don't ask me
any dating questions. Okay, but…
338
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:48,918
That's what's been wrong.
339
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:53,043
Sweetie! There's nothing wrong with that.
340
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:55,834
You brave, brave girl.
341
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:57,293
I'm so proud of you.
342
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,584
I love you so much. [straining]
343
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:03,834
I had a feeling you'd be cool with it.
344
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,918
-[heavy thud]
-[gasps]
345
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,793
[groaning] Open up!
346
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:11,001
I just wanna get inside you
and move around like a puppet.
347
00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:13,876
That's all. I mean, am I asking too much?
348
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,918
Go haunt a wig factory!
349
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:18,918
Ah, she's never gonna stop
until she gets what she wants.
350
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:22,959
[gasps] Wait! On episode 14,
you covered ghosts.
351
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:26,001
You said ghosts
are the result of unexpected deaths.
352
00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:29,626
And they only cross over when they fulfill
their unfinished business.
353
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,751
So why don't we give her what she wants?
354
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,043
Mom, I am not letting her possess you.
355
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:37,543
But that's not what she wants.
She wants this.
356
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:42,459
That's from the Phoenix Parks
we used to build together.
357
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:45,626
Come on! Let me in!
Don't you want to own a theme park?
358
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,168
[gasps]
359
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,209
[Pauline] Enough of that!
Move aside, girls!
360
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:13,959
[gasps]
361
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,751
[Pauline's voice] Thank you
for visiting Phoenix Parks.
362
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,668
We've got five zones for you all to enjoy.
363
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:20,626
Take care, now.
364
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,834
What's this?
365
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:23,793
It's yours.
366
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:26,251
You wanted your park back?
Well, here you go.
367
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:29,084
You think a bunch of cereal boxes
368
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,918
-and cheap lighting can compare to my...
-[dolls cheering]
369
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,251
[doll 1] Me first!
370
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,209
Huh?
371
00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:40,251
[all cheering]
372
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:43,376
[indistinct chatter]
373
00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:48,334
It's all here. And it's all yours.
374
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,793
And nobody will be
taking this away from you.
375
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,751
Unless of course…
376
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,126
No, don't! I... I...
377
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,376
I guess this will do.
378
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,418
[breathes deeply]
379
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:09,334
[mumbles]
380
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,626
Sorry. What was that?
381
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:14,876
[groans] Thank you. All right?
382
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,709
This is the first nice thing
anybody's done for me.
383
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,376
Well, since I was alive.
384
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:26,126
Now, get out of my park.
You're banned for life, little missy.
385
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,084
[both sigh]
386
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:31,084
We did it. [sighs]
387
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:34,334
With any luck, she'll fulfill
her unfinished business and pass over.
388
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:36,626
Alternatively, we now have a lodger.
389
00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:42,168
So, it's Badyah, isn't it?
From the podcast?
390
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:45,668
I knew it.
You two had such great chemistry.
391
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:46,876
I could tell right away.
392
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:47,793
No.
393
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,918
No, she doesn't feel the same way.
394
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,543
I quit because I'm an idiot.
395
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:57,168
Norma. You're 17,
going through coming out,
396
00:20:57,251 --> 00:21:00,084
your first heartbreak,
and your idol trying to kill you.
397
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,626
[chuckling] I think
you're handling it pretty well.
398
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:03,543
Really?
399
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,834
Getting your heart broken
is part of growing up.
400
00:21:05,918 --> 00:21:08,251
You're no longer
my little blossom anymore.
401
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,334
-You're a full-blown tree.
-[laughs]
402
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:18,709
Badyah must feel so guilty and confused.
403
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,543
We were best friends,
and now I don't even talk to her.
404
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,168
I need to make things right. Thanks, Mom.
405
00:21:31,209 --> 00:21:33,251
[dolls cheering]
406
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,626
[sighs]
407
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:51,834
[laughs]
408
00:22:00,418 --> 00:22:02,209
"Badyah, I'm sorry you're straight."
409
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:03,501
No! [groans]
410
00:22:04,418 --> 00:22:06,793
"Badyah, you're great
whether you like me or not."
411
00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:08,418
No. [groans]
412
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:11,043
"Badyah, can we be friends again?"
413
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,293
[wind blowing]
414
00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:20,376
So… Uh, did I miss anything?
415
00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:22,459
[suspenseful music playing]
416
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,876
[snarls]
417
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:26,959
[closing theme music playing]