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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎該開始完美的一天了

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‎該開始完美的一天了

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‎該開始…

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‎向您道早安

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‎夠了，我醒了啦

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‎早就叫媽把這東西丟了

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‎我們家絕對不當綁架犯的狂粉

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‎很好

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‎我現在不用每天操勞工作

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‎就可以繼續我的個人專題了

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‎我看看

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‎一：把寶琳黑膠唱片集以字母排序

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‎跳過

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‎拍完寶琳假髮的回顧影片論文

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‎跳過

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‎出版有我亂入的寶琳閨密同人誌…

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‎拜託喔

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‎很好

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‎小花，吃早餐囉

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‎我來了

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‎第 17 章：娃娃大軍

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‎小花早安

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‎您正在收聽
‎菲尼克斯電台的《絕對寶琳》

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‎接下來是我的白金歌曲《沖走迷戀》

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‎不准聽

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‎怎麼了？妳要沖走什麼迷戀嗎？

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‎我已經為妳回家第一天安排全程了

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‎無聊老電影台要連播寶琳電影

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‎麥克風在充電，可以唱寶琳卡拉OK

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‎我還找到以前買的寶琳鬆餅模

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‎妳以前很挑食

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‎但自從我們買了這個
‎妳整天就只想吃鬆餅

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‎我已經不挑食了

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‎那這是…

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‎結冰恐龍、冰淇淋跟…辣醬？

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‎非常好，結冰恐龍和寶琳鬆餅

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‎我們自製的穴黛蒂晨間特餐

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‎我不是小孩子了，我不吃寶琳鬆餅

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‎跟寶琳有關的我都不吃

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‎好，那我們要一起做什麼？

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‎（冰上寶琳）

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‎我們可以一起丟寶琳垃圾

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‎就從這個丟起，它比我還老耶

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‎但這是妳爸在跳蚤市場買的

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‎他還因此跟其他兩個爸爸打起來

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‎有人報警…

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‎反正他已經不在了，不會捨不得

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‎諾瑪！

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‎那東西讓人很丟臉

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‎反正也不會有人看到

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‎妳又沒找過朋友來玩

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‎我不是說妳沒朋友

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‎我只是要說…

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‎諾瑪，我…

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‎希望妳有一天也能找到人生摯愛

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‎寶琳，閉嘴啦

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‎切記要永遠聽從心意，切勿…

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‎妳到哪裡都要礙事

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‎以前有個人可以陪我談心

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‎這也被我搞砸了

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‎一切都被我毀了

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‎你一定就是諾瑪常提起的朋友

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‎芭雅？

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‎芭雅

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‎等等

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‎小羅？

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‎這個好心年輕人來找妳

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‎但後來又想幫我們檢查燈具

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‎汗太太，吊燈掉落是美國的隱形殺手

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‎吊燈應該很耀眼吧？

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‎別理他，他是我同事
‎對健康與安全過度執著

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‎總之還是感謝你

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‎要喝點什麼嗎？

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‎我剛要倒杯冰茶給自己喝

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‎你來幹什麼？

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‎等等，你在哭嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎有惡魔逃走嗎？

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‎蔻妮燒掉房子？阿狗的蛋終於孵化？

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‎-巴尼死了？
‎-不是這樣啦

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‎不過…

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‎說句題外話，能借我通靈工具組嗎？

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‎諾瑪汗樂意效勞，你要通什麼靈？

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‎幽靈？騷靈？鬼魂？幻影？幽光？

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‎拜託一定要是幽光

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‎只是普通的鬼，我不知道是哪一種

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‎瞭解

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‎來我辦公室，我幫你整裝

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‎請用

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‎這是剛買回來的

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‎媽，不用了

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‎同事…

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‎門不准關上

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‎妳要選那個女兒？

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‎不對，是那個母親啦

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‎她更適合當宿主

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‎妳有看到她的腿嗎？

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‎抓住她！

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‎妳好

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‎妳好

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‎壓住她

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‎姊妹們做得好

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‎她一定會成為非常棒的宿主

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‎自己心裡有數就好，達令

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‎我把工具組放哪了？

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‎妳得相思病嗎？

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‎又是妳？

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‎以下是自我改造吸引男生的祕訣

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‎一：學空手道

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‎那是媒婆寶琳嗎？

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‎我妹妹也有耶

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‎我認為會給小朋友交往建議的娃娃

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‎稍微有點詭異，但…

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‎（芭雅）

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‎妳得相思病嗎？

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‎-妳得…妳得相思病嗎？
‎-我才沒得相思病！

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‎諾瑪，妳還好吧？

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‎我很好！

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‎我沒受傷

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‎這是怎麼回事？妳可以說給我聽

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‎沒事，什麼事都沒有

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‎這就是問題所在

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‎妳看起來不像沒事

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‎（芭雅）

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‎我覺得心被人挖出來踐踏，所以…

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‎我完全能體會那種感受

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‎最好是，難以想像你會被拒絕

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‎什麼？我被拒絕很多次

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‎每個人都被拒絕過

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‎沒關係，慢慢來

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‎就是…

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‎我有個暗戀對象

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‎我不說是誰，所以別問

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‎結果我們不是兩情相悅

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‎現在我卻得裝作一切正常？

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‎假裝事情沒發生過？還得一起工作

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‎這個人跟我錄PODCAST時
‎我聽起來會是怎麼樣？

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‎不管這個人是誰，一定都很愛妳

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‎雖然不是妳想要的那種愛

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‎芭…抱歉，無論這個暗戀對象是誰

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‎大概都很想念妳

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‎只是在我以為和這個人有火花時

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‎就開始期待要…我想說出我…

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‎跟不熟的人分享這些事好怪

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‎我們不能說是不熟吧

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‎告訴你竟然比告訴巴尼輕鬆

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‎他總愛往好的方面想，不想要悲觀

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‎但事情有時候就是很悲觀

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‎不說這些事都快悶死我了

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‎就像有塞子堵住我的人生

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‎沒擺脫這種心情，我就無法向前邁進

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‎要我能說出來，時間才會轉動

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‎說出妳喜歡這個人？

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‎說出我喜歡女生，我是雙性戀

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‎我好像沒有說出來過

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‎我是雙性戀

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‎雙性戀…

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‎諾瑪妳好棒，恭喜，這真是好消息

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‎謝謝

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‎真爽

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‎我能告訴你，但不知該怎麼告訴我媽

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‎她只會透過我的興趣和我說話

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‎她現在還覺得我喜歡寶琳

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‎其實妳不必現在就告訴她

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‎出櫃是一段過程，不是單一事件

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‎妳還年輕…

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‎我也說不準，亞洲家庭有點複雜

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‎畢竟我也還沒跟我媽出櫃

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‎你？

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‎超有自信的你？

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‎我有跟我妹說
‎她整天在倒數驕傲遊行的日子

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‎你們當然知道我是同性戀，但我媽…

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‎我喜歡我們目前的關係

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‎不希望有任何改變

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‎總之現在還不行

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‎我跟你的問題正好相反

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‎如果不告訴我媽
‎她永遠不會把我當大人看待

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‎我覺得我快要爆炸了

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‎我瞭解同性戀爆炸的感覺

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‎雙性戀爆炸也不好過

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‎-找到了
‎-這是什麼？

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‎你要跟我借的通靈工具組

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‎謝謝你陪我談心

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‎不客氣，我今天很需要正常聊聊天

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‎是從閣樓傳來的嗎？

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‎很好

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‎媽！

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‎汗太太，我們來救妳了

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‎燈串是美國最耀眼的致命武器

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‎小花，這些娃娃以前就這麼先進嗎？

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‎它們一定是被附身了

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‎我知道是誰搞的鬼

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‎達令，好久不見

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‎寶琳

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‎正是本人

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‎現在是本娃娃啦

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‎妳跑來我家搞什麼鬼？

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‎而且妳為什麼那麼小隻？

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‎謝謝，我很嬌小吧？

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‎終於達到理想體重了

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‎我需要身體，但頂多只能找到這個

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‎但現在不一樣了

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‎抓住她！

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‎媽，快下樓，這是工作上的事

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‎女士留下

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‎雖然當娃娃大軍很有趣

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‎但我如果想搶回遊樂園

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‎就需要更有力的工具

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‎一名超級巨星

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‎妳說呢？

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‎可是我長得跟妳一點都不像

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‎我有幾個整形醫師朋友可不同意

214
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‎噁！

215
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:00,793
‎快跑

216
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,251
‎廢物們，上車

217
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,626
‎要去附身囉

218
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:23,959
‎諾瑪，這是那種密室逃脫遊戲嗎？

219
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:26,584
‎我說是的話，妳會相信嗎？

220
00:14:27,543 --> 00:14:29,876
‎逃得了一時，逃不了一世

221
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,834
‎這棟房子到處都有我的眼線

222
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:44,418
‎抱歉

223
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,834
‎（芭雅）

224
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,251
‎巴尼…

225
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,168
‎-我得走了
‎-現在嗎？

226
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:58,043
‎我保證晚點會再解釋

227
00:14:58,543 --> 00:14:59,626
‎妳絕對能搞定

228
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,084
‎我要怎麼搞定？

229
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,501
‎我又沒有面對過娃娃大軍

230
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,293
‎我是指另一件事

231
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:11,793
‎先走了

232
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,043
‎謝謝妳的通靈工具組

233
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:27,501
‎聽話，小姐

234
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:31,251
‎乖乖讓我借用身體

235
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,168
‎不要，別煩我們，妳這塑膠怪胎

236
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:35,709
‎媽，這裡交給我

237
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,834
‎我引開它們，妳趁機逃出去

238
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:39,501
‎是時候走出櫃子了

239
00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:44,001
‎妳在我試鏡時選了我

240
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,626
‎說我是完美人選

241
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:49,043
‎那時是妳設計我，妳施了咒語

242
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,584
‎我可以再施那個咒語

243
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,584
‎有意思

244
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:57,209
‎一言為定，再施一次變成我的咒語

245
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:59,959
‎好啊，但妳得先抓到我

246
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,959
‎抓住她，這個迷妹是我的

247
00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:31,543
‎媽！妳怎麼在這？我明明叫妳逃跑了

248
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,793
‎妳以為我會丟下女兒

249
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,043
‎讓她被一堆邪靈附身娃娃包圍嗎？

250
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:41,459
‎讓我進去，臭皮囊

251
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,043
‎諾瑪，為什麼會這樣？

252
00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:46,626
‎妳是怎麼回事？

253
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,751
‎其實…

254
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,209
‎妳是惡魔獵人？

255
00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:54,376
‎是沒錯，不過更重要的是…

256
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:56,501
‎妳的PODCAST講的都是真的？

257
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,543
‎妳知道我的PODCAST？

258
00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,584
‎我當然知道

259
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,668
‎妳姊姊傳連結給我，我每一集都有聽

260
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,584
‎媽！

261
00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:05,334
‎妳怎麼不早說？

262
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,584
‎妳又不和我談心

263
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:15,668
‎菲尼克斯遊樂園是妳的夢想工作
‎但是妳又辭職了

264
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,418
‎然後又把所有寶琳收集品拿掉

265
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:19,376
‎媽…

266
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,876
‎我覺得我漸漸失去了妳

267
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,584
‎我想幫忙，但又不知道哪裡不對

268
00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:27,001
‎媽，我…

269
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,584
‎妳現在喜歡惡魔吧？

270
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:32,376
‎我會重聽每一集，看遍每本書

271
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:34,293
‎媽，我是雙性戀

272
00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:36,959
‎我會加入惡魔獵人母親互助會…

273
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,001
‎什麼？

274
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:41,043
‎我是雙性戀

275
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,376
‎我還沒準備要討論細節

276
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,959
‎拜託別問我跟交往有關的事，但…

277
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:48,834
‎就是這裡不對

278
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:53,084
‎寶貝，那一點都沒有不對

279
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:55,876
‎妳這個勇敢女孩

280
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,376
‎我好以妳為榮，我好愛妳

281
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,834
‎我早就覺得妳不會有意見

282
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:06,918
‎給我打開

283
00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:11,834
‎我只是想進入妳的身體，當玩偶操縱

284
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,876
‎這種要求會太超過嗎？

285
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,501
‎妳去假髮工廠作祟啦！

286
00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:19,376
‎她不心滿意足是絕對不會離開的

287
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:20,376
‎等等！

288
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:22,959
‎妳在第14集講過鬼魂主題

289
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:26,084
‎妳說鬼是意外死亡的產物

290
00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:29,626
‎它們只有在完成未了心願後才會超生

291
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,751
‎我們就讓她達成心願吧

292
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,043
‎媽，我不會讓她附在妳身上

293
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:35,876
‎但她不是想要那個

294
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,126
‎她想要的是這個

295
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:42,459
‎那是我們以前一起做的遊樂園設施

296
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:45,793
‎快點讓我進去
‎妳不想當遊樂園老闆嗎？

297
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,209
‎夠了喔，妳們別再擋了

298
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,293
‎（票）

299
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,751
‎歡迎光臨菲尼克斯遊樂園

300
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,626
‎這裡有總共五大區供您遊玩

301
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:20,626
‎注意安全喔

302
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,876
‎這是什麼？

303
00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:23,793
‎全都是妳的

304
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:26,501
‎妳想奪回遊樂園，那就收下吧

305
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:31,043
‎妳以為幾個紙盒和廉價燈泡比得上…

306
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:33,251
‎我先！

307
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,334
‎這裡應有盡有，全都是妳的

308
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,793
‎沒人會從妳手上奪走

309
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,793
‎除非…

310
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:55,209
‎不要，我…

311
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:57,293
‎這裡勉強還算可以

312
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,626
‎不好意思，妳說什麼？

313
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,876
‎謝謝妳啦，可以嗎？

314
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,751
‎這是第一次有人對我好

315
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,543
‎是我生平第一次

316
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:24,126
‎快滾出我的遊樂園

317
00:20:24,209 --> 00:20:26,084
‎小姐，妳終身禁止進入園區

318
00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:31,084
‎成功了

319
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:34,334
‎走運的話，她就會完成心願超生了

320
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:36,543
‎不然就是我們多了一個房客

321
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:39,543
‎所以說…

322
00:20:39,626 --> 00:20:42,043
‎是芭雅吧？PODCAST的那個搭檔？

323
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,876
‎我就知道，妳們超有火花
‎我一聽就知道了

324
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:47,793
‎不對

325
00:20:48,543 --> 00:20:50,959
‎不對，她對我沒有相同感覺

326
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,543
‎我辭職是因為我是笨蛋

327
00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:57,293
‎諾瑪，妳才17歲，正在經歷出櫃

328
00:20:57,376 --> 00:21:00,084
‎第一次心碎，還被偶像追殺

329
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,543
‎我覺得妳處理得很好

330
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:03,459
‎真的嗎？

331
00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:05,834
‎傷心是成長的一部分

332
00:21:05,918 --> 00:21:08,334
‎妳已經不再是我的小花了

333
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:10,126
‎妳現在是一棵茁壯的大樹

334
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:18,334
‎芭雅一定很內疚又很迷惑

335
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:21,251
‎我們以前是摯友，現在卻完全不說話

336
00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:24,001
‎我得彌補錯誤

337
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,334
‎謝啦，媽

338
00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:46,459
‎（菲尼克斯遊樂園）

339
00:21:53,043 --> 00:21:54,334
‎（菲尼克斯遊樂園）

340
00:22:00,459 --> 00:22:02,209
‎“芭雅，很遺憾妳是異性戀”

341
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:03,126
‎爛

342
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,834
‎“芭雅，妳喜不喜歡我都很棒”

343
00:22:06,918 --> 00:22:08,043
‎超爛！

344
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,168
‎“芭雅，我們可以繼續當朋友嗎？”

345
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,918
‎話說…

346
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:20,376
‎我有錯過什麼嗎？

347
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:27,876
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