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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa…
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch!
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[intense music playing]
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[Barney] Okay, everyone, with Norma gone,
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I'm putting me in charge.
Thank you, Barney.
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[clears throat] Is Norma really gone?
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Ha! We're so doomed.
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We're not doomed.
Barney's going to be a great leader.
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But we're not doing anything,
like, hard, right?
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Like no demon stuff or anything, right?
Right?
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We don't need Norma.
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Firstly, all the wrestling experience
I've been getting
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makes me the ideal candidate
to be in charge.
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I mean, I've defeated loads of monsters
the week on my own.
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When?
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And secondly, I…
You know, I, uh, well, uh,
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it was that one… No, that was a…
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Look, never mind.
We're a team. The dream team.
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Badyah, with your studious knowledge.
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Logs, with your safety expertise
and cuteness.
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[chuckles]
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Courtney, with your whole,
you know, your whole thing.
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-Ugh!
-And, Pugsley, with your magic.
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And what about you?
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Me? Well, I think you'll find
I can take care of my--
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[ominous music playing]
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-[Pugsley] Barney!
-[Logs grunting]
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We need the park first aid.
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-[phone ringing]
-I'm the park first aid!
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-Oh.
-[grunts]
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Barney. [panting]
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Pshh. He's fine. Always a kidder.
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[laughs] Right, roomie?
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[Pugsley whimpering]
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Barney.
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[sobs]
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-[Barney] Aww. There, there.
-Thanks, Barney.
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-[gasps] Barney?
-Barney!
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-Barney?
-Barney! I missed you.
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Whoa. Oof.
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Hmm. I really missed you.
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Whoo!
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I admit I was worried for a second,
but it's cool.
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Barney's just a ghost.
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How is that cool? [sobs]
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Don't worry. If I'm here,
there must still be a chance to fix this.
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How are you not freaking out?
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I guess dying isn't as shocking
the second time.
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Second time?
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[Logs sobbing]
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Oh, I'm supposed to keep
everyone in the park safe,
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but I couldn't even
protect my boyfriend. [sobbing]
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Hey, hey, i-it's okay, Logs.
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It's not okay, Barney.
You're dead. [sobbing]
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[sighs]
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[gasps] I've got it!
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Norma's book says here
we need a séance kit.
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Logs, I need you to go to Norma's
and get it from her.
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Badyah, she quit.
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Whatever her reason,
I want to give her space
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and not bother her
unless it's an emergency.
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-Barney! [panting]
-[gasps]
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Okay, fine. But why can't you go?
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I, uh… I'm the reason she quit.
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Plus, I think
Logs should get some fresh air.
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He's not doing so hot.
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[hyperventilating]
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Fine.
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I'll… go.
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-[kisses]
-[gasps]
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[whimpers]
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[crying]
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[door closes]
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So, the séance kit
will get me back in my body, right?
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Mm. No idea. It just seemed like
it would make Logs feel better
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to have something to do.
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Look, don't panic.
We've covered ghosts on the podcast and…
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Hey, we should have you on as a guest!
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Sorry, I mean, ghosts are the results
of unexpected deaths.
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Your soul is literally
unable to process your mortality.
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Yay. I knew my compartmentalizing
would pay off.
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We have to avoid
you spiraling into bad thoughts
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or you lose all attachment to your body.
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Look, that's not gonna happen, okay?
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No bad thought here. Everything's cool.
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I'm not "dead" dead.
I'm still Barney, the living human.
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Oh.
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Oh, no, he's already getting worse.
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Am I? I'm just doing a little float.
Nothing to worry about.
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Tell me what to do and I'll do it.
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I don't care what it is.
Just let me save him.
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Guys, don't worry about it.
It must be a seasonal thing.
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Look! A resurrection spell!
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Always a killer at parties,
especially funerals.
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Give me that.
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Like catching a cold or something.
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[electricity crackling]
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Do it, Pugsley.
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Here we go.
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Reverso…
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[groans]
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…romero!
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[thunderclap]
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Huh? [sighs] It didn't work.
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It didn't work?
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Guess I'll have
to stay as a ghost forever.
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If you need me, I'll be haunting my room.
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[growls]
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I don't need a resurrection spell.
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I'm not dead. See? [grunts]
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Ah! [groans]
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I don't understand what I'm going through.
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-I think we might, sport.
-[gasps]
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[screams]
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Barney. I'm sorry,
I didn't master the art of necromancy.
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Oh, where did he go?
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Huh. Good question.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Wait a minute.
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If his body isn't here,
that could mean that…
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[growls]
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[hisses] Brains.
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-[gasps]
-See, you did it, Pugsley.
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Good as new.
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That's not Barney. Barney hates brains.
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Brains.
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[both screaming]
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Sorry, but you scared me.
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[Henrietta] We're ghosts.
Of course we scared you.
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Henrietta, please lighten up.
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Oh, you! [laughs]
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Anyway, hello, I'm Jules.
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My pronouns are they, them, and the late.
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[laughs] A little, uh,
ghost joke for you there.
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I'm not in the mood.
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Hi, "Not in the Mood." I'm Chester.
Hope we didn't startle you, sport.
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I didn't know there were
other ghosts in Dead End.
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I mean, I've been living here, and…
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You haven't been watching me
this whole time, have you?
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[both chuckle]
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My compatriots and I mostly haunt
the Hall of Ex-Husbands.
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You may recognize me
as one of Pauline's divorced spouses.
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Famous tiger dentist turned
celebrity stay-at-home husband,
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Chester Phoenix?
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One and only true love of Pauline's life?
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Mm.
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[sighs] Anyway, the point is we came over
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to guide you
through your grieving process.
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Grieving process?
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Yes, the famous five stages of grief.
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Denial, anger, bargaining,
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depression and acceptance.
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Looks like you're still in denial.
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That's because I'm not really dead.
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My ghost will be back in my body
in no time with the help of my friends.
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What friends?
You're all alone here, sport.
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That's just 'cause I stormed off.
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I'm sure they're upstairs
doing everything they can to help me.
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[Badyah] Hi-yah!
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Brains. [grunting]
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What is going on? What do you call this?
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Barney! See, you guys?
I told you this wasn't him.
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Brains.
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I don't see a difference.
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How do we know
that's not a random ghost pranking us?
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What? You think that bag of bones is me?
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Argh! First you show no faith in me
the moment I even suggest being in charge.
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I mean, no one ever questioned Norma.
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But no, Barney can't possibly
be in charge, right?
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[continues indistinctly]
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Ooh! He's poltergeisting.
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Ooh, long word.
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Come on, Logs, pick up.
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-[indistinct]
-Come on.
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Logs! [splutters]
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He hung up on me?
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He did what? [distorted] What?
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[all exclaim]
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-[Jules] Stage two.
-[Henrietta] Anger.
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[Badyah breathing heavily]
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Phew.
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Barney?
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Guys, I'm sorry.
It was an accident, I… Guys?
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Guys, come on. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to…
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[Badyah] Hmm.
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Rude.
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Hello? Courtney? Pugsley?
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Wait. Huh?
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Guys?
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Aww, poor guy.
Looks like they've already moved on.
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They don't even want
to see or hear you anymore.
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You've just entered
the next stage of ghostdom.
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[Henrietta] You're one of us now.
Congrats.
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No. No, no, I just need to talk to them.
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All right, guys, Logs should be back
with the séance kit any minute.
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We must find Barney
before he starts spiraling further.
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Maybe we should split up?
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-Makes sense.
-Nothing bad could happen there.
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Okay. I'll check the library.
Pugsley, you check the tower.
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Courtney, you check the kitchen.
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-And Zombie Barney, you…
-[groaning]
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[all screaming]
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Guys, come back.
This is like every ghost movie ever.
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Never split up.
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Please, I'm begging you guys.
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I'll do anything
if you can help me talk to them.
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♪ Bargaining ♪
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There are other ways
to communicate with them, but they're…
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Nah, never mind. It's too ghostly for you.
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I'm ghostly. Promise.
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[Norma over headphones]
Some paranormal investigators
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claim that ghost voices
can be picked up through audio recordings.
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-[static crackling]
-[gasps]
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-Huh?
-[Barney] Badyah?
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-Uh…
-Badyah.
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[groans] Great day to forget
to charge your headphones, Badyah.
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Badyah? Badyah?
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It's not working. She can't hear me.
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Let me try.
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-Ahoy hoy!
-Huh?
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-[Jules] I want to talk next!
-[Henrietta] Tell her I said hi!
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[Chester] Your friend says hi!
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-[yelps]
-[Barney] Guys, not all at once!
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-[Henrietta] Badyah! Nice name!
-[overlapping chatter]
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-Hello!
-Badyah, can you hear me?
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Sorry about the others.
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[screams]
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-Thanks a lot.
-[Henrietta] Don't mention it.
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[electricity crackling]
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[objects clattering]
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Huh.
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Huh?
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Barney, is that you?
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You've turned
into a piece of charred wood?
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You turned Pugsley
into a piece of charred wood?
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[wood scraping]
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[Courtney gasps]
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Barney.
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There's no way I'm reading all of that.
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Hey, quit it!
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This isn't working. Nothing's working.
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Why am I even bothering?
Maybe I should just give up.
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00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:06,918
Depression.
254
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:09,293
-Nice.
-[Henrietta] My favorite.
255
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,418
[Pugsley] Barney?
256
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,793
Okay, never coming in this room again.
257
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:20,459
[Fingers] Poochy?
258
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:22,168
Is that you?
259
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:25,626
What are you doing here?
260
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:29,001
Fingers! You're still here?
Sorry about disobeying you and all that,
261
00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,126
but Barney sort of died,
262
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,459
and you said it's a dog's duty
to protect their owner,
263
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:35,626
but now he's a poultry geest
and I don't know what to do. [howls]
264
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:38,084
Uh, calm yourself, little pup.
265
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:42,168
All you have to do
is perform the spell of life.
266
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:45,084
-We tried that and it, um…
-[thudding]
267
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:46,668
[Zombie Barney] Brains.
268
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,001
Not those silly demon party tricks.
269
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:51,501
It's a spell so powerful
270
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,876
you're going to need
all of your friends' energy to perform it.
271
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,793
Consider this your final lesson,
272
00:13:56,876 --> 00:14:01,376
but if I teach you this,
you must do something for me in return.
273
00:14:01,459 --> 00:14:04,626
I'll do anything to save my Barney.
274
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:06,626
Promise?
275
00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:13,501
[wind howling]
276
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,334
Any luck finding Barney's ghost?
277
00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:17,251
Oh.
278
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:26,418
I still can't see him!
279
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,168
I can. I can feel him. [sniffs]
280
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,626
I can smell him.
281
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:33,334
He used to get like this sometimes
on his darkest nights.
282
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,459
Oh, the things
he would say about himself.
283
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:38,543
If we don't do something, he'll… He'll…
284
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:43,626
[Barney sobbing] What's the point?
Maybe they'd all prefer it if I was gone.
285
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:44,709
[sniffling]
286
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,334
It's all right, chap.
287
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,834
We can help.
288
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,876
Why isn't Logs back yet?
289
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,293
Maybe if Barney could just hear his voice.
290
00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,334
Look out!
291
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:02,084
[sobbing] I don't deserve any of them.
292
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:06,084
They're right to leave.
I don't blame them.
293
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:08,584
[Henrietta] That's right. Let it all out.
294
00:15:08,668 --> 00:15:13,584
-I never save the day.
-Go on. You'll feel better, champ.
295
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:17,543
-I never stop any of the monsters.
-Accept your fate.
296
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,084
You know you want to.
297
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:20,876
No!
298
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:27,209
I don't want to accept this.
I want to go home.
299
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:31,001
Like, home, home.
Back before all this demon stuff,
300
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:33,876
back before I kept dying,
and being shot at,
301
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:37,543
and turned into statues
and sleepless zombies, and… And…
302
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,168
I just want to rest.
303
00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:45,293
And you will. Join us. Embrace us.
304
00:15:45,376 --> 00:15:47,751
Become the late Barney Guttman.
305
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,293
Catchy, no?
306
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:53,251
Then all this pain will be gone?
307
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:58,459
I can't go back. Not from this.
308
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:01,876
I accept.
309
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:12,334
I did it. Logs to the rescue.
310
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:13,376
[all] Logs!
311
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,084
[growls]
312
00:16:15,168 --> 00:16:19,168
Oh, Barney, you're back.
I'm so glad it all turned out--
313
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:20,959
Logs! That isn't Barney.
314
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,751
-[growls]
-Yuck.
315
00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:28,876
[chuckles] Whoo-hoo!
316
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:33,126
-[grunts] Open the séance kit!
-Right.
317
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,001
[sighs] Tell you what, slugger,
318
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:47,418
we'll all go with you,
to make it, uh, less scary.
319
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:49,626
You'd do that for me?
320
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,376
Of course. What are friends for?
321
00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,251
[growls]
322
00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:12,418
Okay, Fingers. This better work.
323
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:19,668
Look at that. I'm proud of you, kiddo.
You're ready to move on.
324
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:21,959
-Nice one.
-[Henrietta] Way to go.
325
00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:24,209
-[echoing] Barney.
-What was that?
326
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,376
I didn't hear anything.
327
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:28,668
Just the wind.
328
00:17:31,209 --> 00:17:35,084
-[distantly] Barney, are you there?
-It's Logs. Logs is back.
329
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:37,043
[gasps] He can't see me like this.
330
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:38,626
-I don't deserve…
-[Badyah] Barney.
331
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,751
-Barney, come back. We love you.
-Barney? We can see you.
332
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:42,751
Come back to us.
333
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,918
-[Badyah] Come on, Barney.
-I'm here.
334
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:47,001
[Pugsley] We miss you.
Please come this way.
335
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,251
Dang it.
336
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,584
We love you, Barney. You got this.
337
00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:55,876
-[Pugsley] We love you, Barney.
-We got you, babe.
338
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:59,584
No, we have to get to the other side.
339
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:01,168
[grunts] Let me go.
340
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:03,334
Why don't you go through your own portal?
341
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:06,126
We can't. We have way too much
unfinished business. [grunts]
342
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,668
[Barney grunting]
343
00:18:07,751 --> 00:18:11,543
[Henrietta] We've been trying for years
to get rid of it and open our own portals.
344
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:16,168
But you, it took you only one day
to let go of everything. [grunts]
345
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,918
[grunting] We need to go together.
346
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:23,876
[Henrietta] Don't. You. Want. To. Help.
Your. Real. Friends?
347
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:24,918
You tricked me.
348
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:27,959
Convinced me to accept
leaving behind the life I love.
349
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:32,876
A family I made,
who's always been there for me.
350
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:37,459
[grunts] Come on, Pugsley,
this has to work.
351
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,959
I don't accept this.
I want to live. [grunts]
352
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:44,293
[grunts]
353
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,793
[grunts]
354
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:51,793
[grunts]
355
00:18:51,876 --> 00:18:53,001
-[door opens]
-[Norma] So…
356
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:54,584
-[both] What?
-Huh?
357
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,001
-[Zombie Barney] Huh?
-Norma!
358
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,251
Uh, did I miss anything?
359
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:00,584
[Logs] We need your help.
360
00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:05,709
You came back.
361
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,334
I can't seem to stay away.
362
00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,543
[grunts]
363
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:19,459
[grunting]
364
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,543
[Norma grunts]
365
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,043
[gasps]
366
00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:33,959
[wood thuds]
367
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:39,168
Barney! Never do that again.
368
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:42,334
[Pugsley] All right, my turn. [chatters]
369
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,001
[Norma grunts]
370
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:50,126
[wood thuds]
371
00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:52,918
I hate the living.
372
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:56,251
Chester? What are you doing here?
373
00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:59,876
Pauline? Is that you, my love?
374
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,501
I knew you'd come back for me.
375
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:06,501
You're as beautiful as ever.
Smaller, mind you.
376
00:20:06,584 --> 00:20:09,084
[laughs] You noticed.
377
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:14,834
You were my unfinished business
and maybe I was yours?
378
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,501
Oh, Chester.
379
00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:22,584
Look! My portal.
380
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,334
[Henrietta] It's happening.
381
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,376
How do I look? Afterlife-y?
382
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:29,626
Shall we?
383
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:31,501
I would love to.
384
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,709
But…
385
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:41,668
Sorry, darling, you snore too much.
386
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,959
What? No, wait, what--
387
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:46,751
[Henrietta and Jules] Dang it!
388
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,209
-Hey!
-What?
389
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,751
-[all] Huh?
-Why don't you take a picture?
390
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:56,376
Oh, yeah, Pauline's trapped in a doll now.
391
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:58,376
I thought you were happy back at my house.
392
00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:01,459
Please! That's no redemption story,
393
00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:03,793
stuck in some weird girl's attic!
394
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:06,543
I smelled asbestos up there, you know.
395
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:07,918
-[clapping]
-Huh?
396
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,084
[Fingers] Excellent job, Pugsley.
397
00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:14,126
I wasn't sure you'd be strong enough
to perform that spell,
398
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:17,834
but you passed with flying colors,
399
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:23,501
and all it took was for me
to arrange this little chandelier stunt.
400
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,501
What are you saying?
401
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,793
You dropped the chandelier?
You killed Barney?
402
00:21:28,876 --> 00:21:30,168
Well…[chuckles]
403
00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:31,751
I foresaw it
404
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,251
and I thought
it would make for a nice test.
405
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,793
And I couldn't be prouder.
406
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:39,668
Now, for your end of the deal.
407
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,626
What? Pugsley, what's he talking about?
408
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:47,584
-[Fingers] Come along, boy.
-[sighs]
409
00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:49,459
Pugsley?
410
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,543
It's time for your graduation.
411
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:55,876
They're all so excited to meet you.
412
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,293
-Pugsley!
-Pugsley!
413
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:04,543
[chanting softly]
414
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:12,709
Pugsley, no!
415
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,834
Pugsley! [grunts]
416
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,709
No! [grunting]
417
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,418
[sobbing]
418
00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:26,793
Where is he taking him?
419
00:22:27,376 --> 00:22:28,709
They're going upstairs.
420
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,084
To level 4.
421
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:35,334
Then so are we.
422
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:40,001
[closing theme music playing]