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[opening theme music playing]
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[chuckles]
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-Whoa!
-[both scream]
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Ah! [screams]
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[Norma laughing]
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-Ah! No!
-Huh?
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Ah!
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Ouch.
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[Norma laughs]
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[sighs]
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-Hey!
-[all screaming]
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[yawns]
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[water running]
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[thudding]
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[gasps] Barney.
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Huh?
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[chewing] Hmm? Hello.
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Oh, hey, Badyah.
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[sighs] How long has it been now?
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Mm, a few days for us,
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but the spatial dissonance
means it could be only minutes for them.
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[chuckles] You sound like Norma.
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Good, until they're back,
that's who I've got to be.
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Which makes you Barney.
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[mimicking Barney] I am the Living Human!
Check out my fleshy body.
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[grunts]
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[chuckles, normally] How's that?
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Perfect? [giggles] And you can be--
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Nuh-uh, I am not being the dog.
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I can't wear a fez now after the backlash
to my Pauline of Arabia miniseries.
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[elevator dings]
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[Pauline] Oh. Hey!
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[siren wails]
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[wailing echoes]
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Pugsley?
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Look at me. What did Fingers do to you?
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Pugsley? You mean that little hairy boy?
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No, I mean you. How did you get like this?
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You know nothing, human. Let me show you.
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[ominous music playing]
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Um, I-I think
that hat's a little big for me.
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Oh, don't worry. You'll grow into it.
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-[whimpers]
-[Norma] Courtney!
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[Courtney] On it!
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-[grunts]
-Good job.
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[groans] Oh no, you don't.
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Norma! Where's Barney?
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No time! Just come on!
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[grunting]
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Ha! Ya!
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[growls] Give him back!
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[panting] Whoa.
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[Fingers grunts]
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[growls and grunts]
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[straining] Give me back the dog.
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[panting]
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Please, young lady?
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How about I give you something else?
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-High five!
-Ow.
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-[roars]
-Let's bounce.
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[Norma grunts]
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This place is coming down. Let's go!
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-[Courtney] Whoo-hoo!
-[Norma yells]
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Now this is what I call a jailbreak!
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[both chuckle] Yeah!
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Shouldn't we wait for Barney?
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[exclaims] We have to go, come on!
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[demon cackles]
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Let's jump… Uh, on second thought…
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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Where are we?
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[The Watcher] Your future.
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[gasps]
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[gasps] What happened to the park?
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War happened.
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As The Watcher, it was my mission
to keep the demons in check,
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but they rebelled against the angels,
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and your so-called neutral plane
became a battleground.
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A ritual called the Spell of Division
was the only way to bring divine order
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back to the multi-plane.
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Thanks to my training with Fingers,
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I was the only one
strong enough to perform it.
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What did you do?
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I saved the world.
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[Barney] Everything's gone.
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How could you? There must be another way.
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Why not go back and just stop the war
from ever happening?
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I was created to win this war.
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If it doesn't come to pass,
then neither shall I.
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Maybe that's a good thing?
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You're only one of
Pugsley's possible futures.
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[gasps] That's it.
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With Pugsley's powers, I could travel back
and stop you from becoming you!
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[The Watcher grunts]
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And you don't like that. Do ya?
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It's… [distorted] nothing.
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I'm gonna go back and change the past.
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Undo whatever Fingers did to you
and save Pugsley's futures.
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No, I cannot allow that!
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This is very, very, very, very, very high.
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[grunts and yells] I still can't poof!
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-[Donut Angel] There he is.
-[Pugsley] Ah!
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[Donut Angel] Get the dog.
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-[Pugsley yelps]
-Uh-oh!
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-[whimpers]
-Dog's always land on their feet, right?
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What?
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[yells] That's cats!
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-Whoops. Come on.
-[both scream]
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Hey, get back here.
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[grunts] Ha-ha.
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[screaming]
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Ugh! Come on!
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[continues screaming]
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[screams]
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[grunts] Huh? Ha! Finally!
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[screaming continues]
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[grunts] Gotcha!
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-[Norma] Courtney!
-[gasps] No. No, no, no!
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Huh?
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Well, this ain't the first time
I've had fans falling at my feet.
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-[Badyah] Watch out!
-Huh?
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[Norma] Ouch!
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-Here come the others!
-[Norma gasps]
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[all screaming]
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Huh?
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Well, would you look at that?
I saved everyone! I am finally redeemed.
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Ugh. No, you're not.
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Yeah, should have let you splat.
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-[Fingers yelling]
-[all gasp]
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Everyone run! Go, go, go!
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[all screaming]
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[cackling]
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[panting] You came to save us!
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It was Gord, he told us everything!
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It did take
a couple of hours to interpret.
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Look, he's holding the elevator
open for us.
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[croaking]
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-Uh, Norma?
-[all gasp]
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Everybody squeeze up! [grunts]
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-Someone push the button!
-I thought it was near you!
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I hate this! I hate this!
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I got it. [grunting]
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[Logs grunting]
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-[growls]
-[Logs exclaims]
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[exclaiming]
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-[thuds]
-[Fingers yelps]
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-[elevator whirs]
-[all] Huh?
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[all sigh in relief]
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-Huh?
-[crowd cheering]
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[gasps]
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[mascot] Kids!
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[gasps] I did it! I time traveled!
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[kid] Is the golden head real?
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-[The Watcher] Get off!
-[kids chatter indistinctly]
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[exclaims] How'd he find me?
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Gotta stay out of sight.
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-[firecrackers whizzing]
-Oh!
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[crowd cheering]
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[fanfare playing]
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Okay, yeah, in you go.
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[chuckles] Nice. Yes, nice to meet you.
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-[growls]
-[past Barney whimpers]
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[Barney gasps] Pugsley! And, and past me!
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-Oh, I have to warn them about The…
-[thuds]
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Watcher! [whimpers]
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[whimpers]
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This is very important.
Tell Pugsley not to trust Fingers…
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[muffled] and don't let him
put that hat on.
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Aw. [chuckles]
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Ugh, that was a waste of time travel.
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Ugh, gotta try again. [grunts]
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[kids] Yeah! [exclaiming]
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-I should stop this.
-The summoning?
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No, the movie.
I don't want to miss the monologue.
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Oh, yeah, it's the best part.
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[yells] Magic, magic, magic!
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[pops]
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[elevator dings]
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[all exclaim]
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[groans] Scatter.
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Don't go to the same planes.
The angels have eyes everywhere.
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Sure thing, Bro-ma.
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[elevator whirs and thuds]
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-[yelps] He found us!
-[Fingers growling]
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You stay back!
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-[all exclaim]
-[grunting]
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[all whimpering]
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-[Fingers laughs maniacally]
-[Norma yells]
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Badyah! Use the spell book!
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[grunts and yelps]
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Oh, no, you don't!
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[grunts] Oh, no, you do.
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[laughs] You can't catch--
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[all grunting]
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-[Pugsley whimpering]
-[Fingers laughs maniacally]
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All right everyone, before we die,
let me ask one last time.
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[screaming] Where the heck is Barney?
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Look, I don't know how to say this,
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but he was fighting The Watcher
and they both fell.
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They fell hard.
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[chuckles] My master will be so pleased.
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Did you hear that, boy?
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The Watcher dispatched
that meddlesome Barney for good.
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No, why would he do that?
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Because he's you
and those friends of yours
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were holding back your true potential.
I liberated you.
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You can't run away
from your destiny forever.
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You will become The Watcher
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and you will kill Barney.
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I would never hurt Barney.
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[both grunting]
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-[indistinct chatter on screen]
-[Pugsley sighs]
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-[girl on TV] Okay, you're…
-[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[both grunt]
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Oh, yeah,
I still need to call my therapist.
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[yells]
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[gasps and grunts]
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[sighs]
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Hi, Barney!
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Pugsley! Oh, finally,
I need to talk to you.
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-Hey there, buddy.
-Hi, friend.
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-Hi, Barney.
-Barney!
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-Hi, Barney!
-Oh.
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-I know when I am.
-[Pugsleys] Hi, Barney.
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-Hi, Barney!
-I feel like something's wrong.
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Wait, somebody hurt Barney.
Somebody hurt Barney.
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-Show me where.
-Who? Who hurt Barney?
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That guy.
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-[all growl]
-[Pugsley 1] How dare you.
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-You monster.
-[Pugsleys clamoring]
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-Get back here.
-[all speaking indistinctly]
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[all barking]
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Can we take five?
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Uh, we can take five hundred. [laughs]
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You're still not going to get it right.
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Hey, buddy. We, uh, got a situation.
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-[Pugsley whimpers]
-Uh, everything okay?
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If you're here to give me head scratches,
then go away.
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I don't deserve them. I'm not good enough.
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I'm gonna be useless forever.
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Pugsley, you've never been useless.
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But I can't even do
a measly duplication spell. [groans]
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I bet all the other
ex-demonic-king-possessed-talking dogs
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trained by a big, creepy hand can do it.
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You're worth so much more than what
he can get you to do. Don't listen to him.
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Fingers? W-Why not?
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Just a hunch.
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Just… Your powers, your talent,
they're yours, not his.
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You get to decide how to use them
or not use them. Okay?
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And head scratches
are absolutely deserved.
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I'll try.
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Oh, and hey, same hat!
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Oh. [chuckles] Where did this come from?
257
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,084
-[barking]
-[The Watcher grunting]
258
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:19,459
You think you can stop me
with… [distorted] pep talks?
259
00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:22,043
[grunts] It won't work.
260
00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,626
We haven't gone back far enough.
261
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:27,209
I need to show you
where you really come from. [yelling]
262
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[barks]
263
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,209
-[laughs menacingly]
-Let me go.
264
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,959
I'm no Watcher. I'm just a little doggy.
265
00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:44,876
And the most powerful magical being
in the multi-plane.
266
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:49,709
The angels saw your potential,
so they sent me down to train you
267
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while they watched over your fate,
pruning any other potential destinies
268
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:56,751
until The Watcher became your future.
269
00:14:56,834 --> 00:15:01,126
All according to my master's divine order.
270
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:06,168
See? You never had a choice.
It was always meant to be.
271
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:09,501
[whimpering]
272
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:12,584
Pugsley, don't do it! You don't have to--
273
00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:16,751
Hey! Humans need to breathe!
Let her go-- [grunts]
274
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,418
[whimpering]
275
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:23,043
Just accept your destiny.
276
00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,334
[whimpering]
277
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[Fingers] Good boy.
278
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,459
[yells, grunts]
279
00:15:34,626 --> 00:15:37,168
Where are we now?
Realm of outdated wallpaper?
280
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:38,959
The land of throw cushions?
281
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:42,418
We're home. Your past. Look in the box.
282
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:51,876
Why is there a rat in here?
283
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:54,168
It's you, just a few weeks old.
284
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:56,501
And? Why are you showing me this?
285
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,376
I'm not. I'm showing him you.
286
00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:04,959
[whimpering]
287
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:12,501
[gasps] What?
288
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:18,918
[distorted] Whoa! [grunts] What was that?
289
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:19,918
You're remembering.
290
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:22,168
You were terrified
of that thing towering over you
291
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:23,709
when you first opened your eyes.
292
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:26,918
You are the nightmare Pugsley's been
running from his whole life.
293
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:30,501
You are the thing Pugsley
promised never to become.
294
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:34,709
You've been manipulated by angels
to fight a war that you don't believe in.
295
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,626
But deep down,
you're still a good boy. You are.
296
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:40,876
[distorted] I am…
297
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,668
Pugsley.
298
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:48,959
What have I done? I am so sorry, Barney.
299
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,168
No. Wait!
300
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,084
[car honks]
301
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:57,209
See you soon, little buddy.
302
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,834
So, to cheer you up,
your dad and I thought
303
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,501
you could have your birthday present
a little early.
304
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,168
Huh?
305
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:13,543
-Just accept your destiny.
-[whimpering]
306
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:15,834
-[Fingers] Good boy.
-[gasps]
307
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,501
-[Barney grunts]
-Barney! You're alive!
308
00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:20,834
[gasps] Pugsley! No!
309
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,376
Huh? [growls]
310
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,876
Barn--
311
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:28,626
[laughs maliciously]
312
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,168
[grunts]
313
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:31,501
[continues laughing]
314
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:34,126
[both] Huh?
315
00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:36,168
[gasps]
316
00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:42,334
No! I'm too late! Ugh. I can fix this.
317
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:46,834
[Fingers] I don't think so.
And what is this?
318
00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:50,668
Your little magic hat.
You won't be needing it anymore.
319
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,209
[chomps] Now, Watcher,
320
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:56,459
prove your loyalty and kill Barney.
321
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,709
For real this time.
322
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,001
Pugsley. You don't have to listen to him!
323
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:08,043
Please! You're Pugsley! Try to remember!
324
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:11,084
[both whimpering]
325
00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:12,751
[whimpering]
326
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,209
Do it!
327
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:17,626
Please remember! Pugsley.
328
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,084
[exclaims]
329
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:26,168
-Pugsley?
-Pugsley.
330
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:27,709
Hi, friends.
331
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:28,751
[both] Pugsley!
332
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:29,876
Pugsley?
333
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:36,293
Remember, Pugsley. Remember who we are.
334
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,584
No! [grunts]
335
00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:45,918
[Pugsley] Huh?
336
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,209
I… I…
337
00:18:50,876 --> 00:18:53,251
[yelling] I remember!
338
00:18:58,459 --> 00:18:59,834
[grunting]
339
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,876
[growls] Gah!
340
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,334
[Pugsleys grunt]
341
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,001
[both gasp]
342
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,501
[gasps]
343
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,584
[Fingers] There is no escaping your fate.
344
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:18,876
I will make you The Watcher
even if I have to destroy
345
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,584
every single one
of your silly, little friends.
346
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:23,876
If I don't, my master will cut me off.
347
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,084
[grunting] Cut you off?
348
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:38,626
Why are you
looking at each other like that?
349
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,251
What are you both doing?
350
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:45,584
A dog's duty!
Sorry, Barney, this is going to hurt.
351
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,459
[grunts]
352
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,209
Pugsley! [grunts] No!
353
00:19:56,293 --> 00:20:00,543
[Pugsley] ♪ And I am just a dog
That's what people say ♪
354
00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,918
♪ Although, I admit ♪
355
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,626
♪ At the end of the day ♪
356
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:12,543
♪ They tell me to sit
And they tell me to stay ♪
357
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:18,793
♪ But how can I sit
When you're so far away? ♪
358
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:22,584
No! No! Pugsley! [whimpering] No.
359
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,709
Such a shame.
360
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:32,834
He was a good right hand,
but end of the deal.
361
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,001
Snip-snip.
362
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:43,001
No! Cut off! Discarded!
363
00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:48,043
-[both grunt]
-I was meant to save the world. [groans]
364
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:50,626
[both gasp]
365
00:20:57,584 --> 00:21:02,918
I'm sorry, Pael. I'm sorry.
366
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:07,543
-[crying]
-[Pugsley] Barney.
367
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:10,959
Pugsley. It doesn't have to be this way.
368
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:13,793
I know. I made a choice.
369
00:21:14,668 --> 00:21:16,959
I decide how I use my powers.
370
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,709
And all I ever wanted was to protect
the ones that matter to me most.
371
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:22,043
[sobbing]
372
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,543
Night, night, Barney.
373
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,043
Pugsley.
374
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,084
[all sobbing]
375
00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:53,793
[gasps] Did you hear that?
Sweet screams of deathly bliss.
376
00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:57,501
The banshees and specters
call from this world to the next.
377
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,876
Shall we proceed?
378
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,459
Dare you decipher the mysteries of Gord?
379
00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:06,459
Curious to commune with a real-life demon?
380
00:22:06,543 --> 00:22:08,334
Ugh, yo! Learn to knock!
381
00:22:08,418 --> 00:22:10,834
Or perhaps, you wish to commune
382
00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:13,959
with the spirit
of Pauline Phoenix herself!
383
00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:18,043
Just FYI, I will not be
answering any questions
384
00:22:18,126 --> 00:22:20,168
about my sister's autobiography.
385
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,918
It's all lies and slander.
386
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:25,334
[chuckles nervously]
Now take care of yourselves.
387
00:22:25,418 --> 00:22:27,168
We wouldn't want you to die
388
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:29,959
before you get the chance to come again!
389
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,876
[Barborah clapping]
390
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:34,376
Tremendous. I knew you'd be the only one
391
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,709
who could get this attraction
up and running again.
392
00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:38,501
It's good to have you back, Norma.
393
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:47,959
I just…
394
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:51,376
How was Pugsley able to save me
when I needed him most,
395
00:22:51,459 --> 00:22:53,293
but I couldn't do the same for him?
396
00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,709
It's not the same thing.
397
00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:57,126
Feels the same.
398
00:22:59,251 --> 00:23:01,543
Sometimes… [sighs]
399
00:23:01,626 --> 00:23:03,584
you can say all the right things
400
00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:05,834
and be there for someone
one hundred percent
401
00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:08,043
and it still doesn't work.
402
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:11,126
But that's not a reason not to try.
403
00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:12,043
I know.
404
00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:17,084
I just… [sighs] I wish I could
talk to him. One last time.
405
00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:21,834
He knew we loved him. And he saved us.
406
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:25,084
Be proud of him.
And take all the time you need.
407
00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:28,084
We'll be waiting here
when you're ready, partner.
408
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:29,834
-[brakes squeal]
-[car door closes]
409
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:30,918
[car honks]
410
00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:35,001
[car starts]
411
00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:47,418
[elevator dings]
412
00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:06,668
Uh, can we help you?
413
00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:09,418
No. I want to help you.
414
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:13,626
The angels hurt us.
I want to hurt them back.
415
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:19,043
What do you think, Mom?
416
00:24:26,043 --> 00:24:29,334
[chuckles menacingly]
417
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:36,709
[Pugsley echoing] Hello? Is anybody there?
418
00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:43,334
This is weird.
I thought this was the end. Hello?
419
00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:45,418
[melancholy ukulele music playing]