1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,086 [soft electronic music] 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,714 [wolf howls] 3 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,048 [thunder cracking] 4 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,720 - Is it finished, master? 5 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,138 - Not yet, Igor. 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,975 There's just one more thing I need to do. 7 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,435 Now, flip the switch. 8 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:22,022 - [laughs] 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,066 [electrical crackling] 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,693 You did it. 11 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:30,113 Your creation--it's alive! 12 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,991 It's alive! 13 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:36,161 - Shh. Keep your voice down. 14 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,495 This thing is temperamental. 15 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,622 - [Igor voice] But, master, I was just-- 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,249 - Get out of here. You're gonna ruin it. 17 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,709 - [muttering] Bossy. 18 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:43,918 [bell rings] 19 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,921 [soft electronic music] 20 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:54,220 ♪ ♪ 21 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:19,496 - Soufflé, sweetie, stay with me. 22 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,711 [chiptune playing] 23 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:33,259 - Zuri, you're gonna delete my code. 24 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:35,053 - It ain't my fault your code is weak. 25 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,389 Be happy I exposed it. - [sighs] 26 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:41,101 If I exposed all the weaknesses in your baby brain code, 27 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,435 we'd be here for months. 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,604 - Hey, what about the code of cousins? 29 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:48,108 Thou shalt never call your cousin a baby, 30 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,109 henceforth, too. 31 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,110 - Sorry. 32 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:51,194 Can't understand you. 33 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,362 I don't speak baby. 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:53,655 - I am not a baby. 35 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,323 - If the diaper fits. - Whoa. 36 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,741 Hey, guys, what's happening here? 37 00:01:57,866 --> 00:01:59,953 - Amir won't let me play on the computer. 38 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,747 - Neither of you should be playing on my computer. 39 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,417 I got things you shouldn't see on there. 40 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,503 You know, like my beats. 41 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,214 I keep my beats very private. 42 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,383 - Quiet. My soufflé is in the oven. 43 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,592 She's sensitive. 44 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,219 - Sorry. - Ah, my bad, baby. 45 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,762 - Unc, I was just trying to finish 46 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,597 the beta version of my video game before school. 47 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,849 - I didn't know you made video games. 48 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,100 That's cool. 49 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,351 - Yeah, I don't want to over-hype it, 50 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,437 but this legend, ChenChen210, 51 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,564 said it could be the next big PvE RPG. 52 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,274 - Halfway through that, did you start 53 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:32,444 speaking another language? 54 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,071 [chiptune playing] 55 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,449 - [crying] 56 00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:39,743 - Shh. Zuri, Stop crying. 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,202 - But that wasn't me. 58 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,787 - That's Zur-Baby, a gnome 59 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,456 who can help unlock all the doors in "Hustle Quest," 60 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,790 when she's not busy crying. 61 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,751 - Do you really want this smoke? 62 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,085 - Let's get going, guys. 63 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,462 Amir's gonna walk you to school, Zuri. 64 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,130 I got to tackle some work. 65 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,674 - Amir is about to get this work. 66 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,635 - Okay, let's get to the do and to-do. 67 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,804 Bathe Rocky. 68 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:00,847 Check. 69 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,640 Cook up some fire beats. 70 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,017 Only thing I know how to cook. 71 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,185 Check. 72 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,354 [egg timer rings] 73 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,444 [magical harp arpeggio] 74 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,575 [smooth hip-hop instrumental playing] 75 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:25,997 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,540 - Stephen! 77 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,668 - Hey, Ma. Bad news. 78 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:34,130 The soufflé you asked for decided to deflate. 79 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,215 Twice. 80 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,675 - Ang, don't worry about it. 81 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,802 - Last week, you had me hand-wax the car. 82 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,887 Before that, I was repainting a fence. 83 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,389 What's really going on, Ms. Miyagi? 84 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:43,723 - Funny. Now I got something 85 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,725 that'll pick that sad soufflé right up. 86 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,686 - Well, if you're thinking about pumping it up 87 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,313 full of air with a bike pump, that won't work. 88 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,107 - I wouldn't be dumb enough to try that. 89 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,733 - [laughs] Me neither. 90 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,194 I saw someone else do it online. 91 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,987 - I learned about this miracle water 92 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,072 that can fix anything, 93 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,699 even fixed my eyesight. 94 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,451 - Ma, this is hand sanitizer. 95 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,789 - Look, here it is. 96 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:10,208 "Ruminate, can fix everything and change"-- 97 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,209 - And change your life. 98 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,419 - It's magic. 99 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,295 - Oh, you mean it's a scam. 100 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,839 - You know, they said to beware of people that call it that. 101 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,009 It's more like a-- - Pyramid scheme? 102 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:22,554 Or sorry, a Ponzi multi-level marketing scheme. 103 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,139 I mean, first, it was makeup, 104 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,598 then Tupperware and juices. 105 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,727 I'm still scarred from that adult toy scam. 106 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,479 Ugh. So many shapes and colors. 107 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,773 - This is different. Watch. 108 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,654 - Great, now me and the soufflé are bloated. 109 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,489 What's the catch, Ma? - The only catch 110 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,742 is me catching private flights 111 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,201 around the world. 112 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,286 - [laughs] Oh, man. 113 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:47,287 These people saw you coming 114 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,621 from a mile away. 115 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,541 - It was only a $750 initiation fee, 116 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,460 which is really chump change. 117 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,087 I'm on the fast track for 20 grand a month. 118 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,297 - Uh-huh. You're on the fast track 119 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,882 to giving away your retirement. 120 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,301 You'll just end up buying more product than you sell, 121 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,927 and we'll end up renting storage space 122 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,055 just for you to have a place to put it all. 123 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,556 - That's not gonna happen. 124 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,767 It comes with keys to a storage space downtown. 125 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,477 I got the plus pack. - Uh-huh. 126 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,103 Nope. Nope. Nope. 127 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,481 Get your purse. We're getting your money back. 128 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,234 My mom will not be played by Holy Ghost water twice. 129 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,445 [splutters] What are you doing? 130 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,988 - Just wanted to see if Ruminate 131 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,698 can fix bad attitudes. 132 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,950 I guess it can't do everything. 133 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,869 - Uh, why is my face all tingly? 134 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,038 - Legally, they not allowed to say. 135 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,378 - Anyone want some flaming Hots? 136 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,632 - Flaming hot, Ma. 137 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,844 - Yo, check out my mans Lucas. 138 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:48,431 His glasses so thick, he can see the future. 139 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,266 [laughter] 140 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,812 - Twan is just like a man: the opposite of funny. 141 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,105 He's unfunny. 142 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,483 - No, it's funny, 'cause he said "mans" with an S 143 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,236 when it's clearly only one man. And he's a boy. 144 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,572 - Thank you, BJ, but I don't think that was a math joke. 145 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:10,203 - Yeah, well, Twan, you're a donkey butt toilet face. 146 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,455 - [laughs] Treat it. 147 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,957 Now that's funny. 148 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,041 - I don't get it. 149 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,167 - Seriously? 150 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,627 Donkey butt toilet. 151 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,587 So many layers. 152 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,842 [dramatic music] [laughing] 153 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,973 - I don't know why you're laughing. 154 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,349 Your teeth are so gapped, 155 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,519 I might kick a football through it for three points. 156 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:38,023 [laughter] 157 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,025 Uh, what's wrong, Z? 158 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,777 Gap got your tongue? 159 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,864 - Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will-- 160 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,365 [all booing] 161 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,159 - Wow. Seriously? 162 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,036 - Who takes the high road, man? 163 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,704 That's wack. 164 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,041 - Okay, let's just play back what I have so far. 165 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,210 [smooth hip-hop instrumentals playing] 166 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:03,465 ♪ ♪ 167 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,009 [computer static] 168 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,012 [chiptune playing] 169 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,305 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,556 Hmm. 171 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,932 Well, you have fun with that, Amir. 172 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,768 - That's right. Walk away! 173 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,603 "Hustle Quest" is for hustlers, bro. 174 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,856 - Hmm. Maybe just one game. 175 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:27,739 ♪ ♪ 176 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,578 - Fight. 177 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,456 - [laughs] Cool. 178 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,044 [serene music playing] 179 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,924 ♪ ♪ 180 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,135 - I feel so inspired. - Stop. 181 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,595 Now, who'd you give your money to? 182 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:55,850 - Peace, love, and Ruminate. 183 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,478 Glad you could make it to our intake event. 184 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,813 - Uh, no, thank you. 185 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,022 We're actually here to get 186 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,190 my mom's money back 187 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,275 for this water you scammed her with. 188 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,443 - Super. 189 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,070 I'll connect you to an ocean, 190 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,864 after our aspirational presentation. 191 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,117 - Oh, I love a good presentation. 192 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,703 Can we stay, Angie? Please, please, please? 193 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,037 - You better have my mama's check ready 194 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,914 when this wraps, okay? - No problem. 195 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:23,795 Just take any open seat and get ready to Ruminate. 196 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,213 [laughs] 197 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,883 ♪ ♪ 198 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,176 - [sighs] 199 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:36,390 ♪ ♪ 200 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:40,979 - And now, presenting tonight's keynote speaker, 201 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,231 Jessica Mitchell. 202 00:08:43,313 --> 00:08:46,276 [cheers and applause] 203 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:50,030 - Mm, mm-hmm. Hello, everyone. 204 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:53,366 Are you ready to make it rain and shmoney? 205 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,995 [cheering] 206 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:00,165 Only a few years ago, I was just like you, 207 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,666 drowning in debt. 208 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,210 At 28, I had just survived cancer, 209 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,671 was working a dead-end job at a salon, 210 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,465 and living in my parents' basement 211 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,883 with no purpose. 212 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,593 - Sound familiar? - No. 213 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,219 I live upstairs. - Hmph. 214 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,056 - But just when I thought my well was dry, 215 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,390 I found Ruminate. 216 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:21,269 I'm here to flood your life with possibilities. 217 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,566 At Ruminate, we aren't just hydrating the world 218 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,068 with a revolutionary water 219 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,612 that can cure illnesses and stains. 220 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,698 It also provides multiple streams of income. 221 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,868 All it takes is confidence and a checkbook, 222 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,954 and your fears will evaporate. 223 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,040 Ruminate is excited to announce the new run off program, 224 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:46,544 which includes an all-inclusive trip to Paris... 225 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,171 - Did she say Paris? 226 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,548 I found my list. My list list. 227 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,717 Welcome to Paris. 228 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,178 Oui, oui, mademoiselle, monsieur. 229 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,722 - That's right, for all sea-level members 230 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,307 that can recruit new puddles 231 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:03,144 and help make them become moneymaking lakes. 232 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,438 - I'm a river, which is below sea, 233 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,731 but right above lake. 234 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,733 - Okay, then we need to make you a sea 235 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,610 so I can be your lake. 236 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:15,615 - Who's ready for their tides to turn? 237 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,367 [crowd cheering] 238 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,369 - Oh, we're going-- - Paris! 239 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,706 [cheers and applause] 240 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,333 [chiptune playing] 241 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,128 [baby crying] 242 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:34,634 [negative beeps] 243 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,011 - Come on. 244 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,721 Maybe $47? 245 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,764 - Dad, my life is over. 246 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,268 I was flambéd, pre-seasoned, and sauteed. 247 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,352 - Are you bleeding? 248 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,229 - Emotionally. 249 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,690 - Oh, that's nice, sweetie. I gotta restart this level. 250 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,817 - Twan made fun of my missing tooth, 251 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:54,571 and for some reason, everyone laughed at me. 252 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,572 - So he bullied you? 253 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,823 - No, worse. 254 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,783 He flamed me like a Hot Cheeto. 255 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,785 I tried to talk about his-- 256 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,120 - Game over. 257 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,622 You lose. - No, Avatar Stephen. 258 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,958 Get up, man. Agh! 259 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,627 Zuri, no one is safe from getting flamed. 260 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,087 No one. 261 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,048 Once, when I was your age, my teacher said 262 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,050 my forehead was bigger than my future. 263 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,552 - [laughs] 264 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,636 - Okay, you finished? 265 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,763 - Why can I not unsee that? 266 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,098 Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 267 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,642 - So I told him, sticks and stones might break my bones-- 268 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,769 - Oh, my God. 269 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,812 It's in the genes. Oh, well. 270 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,023 I'll start looking into new schools. 271 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:33,902 - You're nervous. 272 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,112 - No, I'm not. 273 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,656 - You got this. I'll lead them to the river. 274 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,283 All you gotta do is make them drink. 275 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,285 Although, actually, they are very, very clear 276 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,580 in saying that people should not drink the water. 277 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,706 For legal reasons. 278 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,832 - Okay, okay. 279 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,833 Here she comes. 280 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,627 Act natural. 281 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,003 - Have we made up our minds today? 282 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,339 - Mm-mm. She's on to us. Abort. Abort. 283 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,467 - I think we're good for now, Disparitia. 284 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,636 But the question is, are you? 285 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,346 Those second-rate orthopedic shoes? 286 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,390 Oh, they must be killing your feet. 287 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,226 - My corns have corns. How'd you know? 288 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,645 - I waited tables, too, when I was younger. 289 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,480 I was so broke, I had to save up 290 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,856 to afford free samples. 291 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,191 - Tell me about it. 292 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,818 I'm saving up for grad school, 293 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,403 so I'm pretty broke myself. 294 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,862 - Well, it's good we met, 295 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,823 because I think we can help you out. 296 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,950 Have you heard of Ruminate? 297 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,953 [chiptune playing] 298 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:30,667 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,211 - You need to google more, Stephen. 300 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,547 You need to google more, Stephen. 301 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,215 You need to google more, Stephen. 302 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,969 Lil Ankh will determine if the beats are rad! 303 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,430 - Game over. You lose. 304 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,806 - [screams] 305 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,850 - You need to google more, Stephen. 306 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,978 [doorbell] 307 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,981 - Now, let's get to the real Paris. 308 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,233 Hey, y'all. 309 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,194 - Now that is a nice briefcase. 310 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,904 Oh, is that real alligator? 311 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,740 - Yep, real gator, 312 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,993 from the swamps of... where gators are. 313 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412 Hey, what can I say? Ruminate pays. 314 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,455 - Ooh. - Ooh. 315 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,706 - Oh, yeah. - Really? 316 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,916 - I think they're ready to learn. 317 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:16,087 - This water has dihydrogen monoxide, 318 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,381 an inorganic compound 319 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,842 that's really good for the skin, 320 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,094 body, mind, and natural hair. 321 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,685 [chiptune playing] 322 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,479 ♪ ♪ 323 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,480 - Hey, Dad. 324 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,689 - Please don't hang me. 325 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:35,815 I'm almost on level nine. 326 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,692 - Um, your dad's addicted. 327 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:40,028 - Boom! In your face, Zur-Baby. 328 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,529 In your face. 329 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,406 Oh. - [sighs] Yup. 330 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,118 - What are you doing with that big, dusty book? 331 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,704 Are you casting a spell? - It's an... 332 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,665 [unfamiliarly] Encyclopedia? 333 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,543 Our ancestors used it when their Wi-Fi was down. 334 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,879 I'm learning how to file a cease-and-desist 335 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,631 on Twan for roasting me. 336 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,715 Legal action. 337 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,175 He about to get this work. 338 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,469 - Who taught you how to bag? - My dad's DNA. 339 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,763 - That's right. You don't want none of this, 340 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,598 you sorry excuse for a monster-head face! 341 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,809 - Yeah. Y'all both trash. 342 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:11,976 But you gotta use your head. 343 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,478 It's big enough. 344 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,563 It's so big, the rest of us use it for shade. 345 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,440 - Hey. I'ma tell. 346 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,025 - You can tell on me. 347 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,362 But then you'll never learn proper bagging technique. 348 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,697 - Oh, fine. 349 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,323 Teach me. 350 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,744 - The training begins now. 351 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:30,745 Let's go, Zuri. 352 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,330 Run faster. 353 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,498 Jump higher. 354 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,665 Keep going. 355 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:35,709 No breaks. 356 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:36,960 Go, go, go! 357 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,253 Again. Again. 358 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,129 Again! 359 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,422 Drag that tire further. 360 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,548 - I don't understand 361 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,675 how this is gonna help me with bagging. 362 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,511 [easygoing music] 363 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,722 - Welcome back, ladies. 364 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,265 - Bonjour, mon ami. 365 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,934 We hit our target sales for the Paris vacation. 366 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,936 Oui, oui, oui. 367 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,272 - A French accent? 368 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,440 How cute. 369 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,775 But you sound like a drunk brat... 370 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,318 from France. 371 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,654 - We came ready with luggage, 372 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,364 passports, and Lactaid. 373 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,035 - Ladies, your trip is so exclusive, 374 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,287 you won't need passports. 375 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,372 See? 376 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,790 - What the flip? 377 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,501 Your mother-flipping butt. - "The flip?" is right. 378 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:23,882 - Technically, we never said Paris, France, at any point. 379 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,216 - Technically, I shall whip your-- 380 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,801 - Tell us where Jessica is, 381 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,470 'cause we need to talk to her. 382 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:32,724 - Actually, Jessica's in Paris, France. 383 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,144 Whoa. 384 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,063 That's a great way to get downgraded 385 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,898 to fjord status, ladies. 386 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,900 - Oh, "ladies"? - We'll be back. 387 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,235 And next time, we won't be so nice. 388 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,737 - Ah--ah! You get back-- 389 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,406 - I tried to tell you it was a scam, Ma. 390 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:52,869 - How could I be so stupid and so greedy and-- 391 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,455 to think I dragged you into this. 392 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,873 Oh, I'm so sorry. 393 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,585 - No, what's sorry is Chicago's broken education system. 394 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,296 You know, I just Googled "dihydrogen monoxide." 395 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,591 That's the chemical compound for H2O, AKA water. 396 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,843 How did I not know that? And I got a degree. 397 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,846 - I thought I was finally teaching you something again, 398 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,015 but you were right. 399 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,934 It was just a scam. 400 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,519 - Oh, Ma. 401 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,689 I mean, it has been fun scamming people together. 402 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,107 - It really was. 403 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,567 But scamming's a dark road. 404 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,611 You start having fun and making a little money. 405 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,739 Before you know it, you've lost your morals, 406 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,199 and you're going on the run 407 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,952 'cause you sold DeShaun Johnson Sr. 408 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,579 a bogus watch for his kids' birthday. 409 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,040 - You did what now? - Nothing. 410 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,251 - Okay, anyway... 411 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,420 you did teach me something. 412 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,006 You taught me how to believe in myself again. 413 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,049 - Well, it's good to have you back. 414 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,801 You used to know exactly where you were going 415 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,678 before you even got there. 416 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,013 I miss that Angela. 417 00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,140 - Well, she's back. 418 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,933 Now round up the squad. 419 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,309 We're taking Ruminate down. 420 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,021 - And get our $750 back. 421 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,064 - You talk about my kicks? 422 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,108 I can always get a new pair. 423 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,902 But you can't get a new daddy. 424 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:12,115 [laughter] 425 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,826 [dramatic Western music] 426 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:19,830 ♪ ♪ 427 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,833 [hawk cries] 428 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,916 ♪ ♪ 429 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,169 [dove coos] 430 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:30,842 ♪ ♪ 431 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,510 Well, well, well. 432 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,013 Look what the cat dragged in. Ha. 433 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,223 You back for more? 434 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:44,189 - The last time I saw something like you, 435 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,191 I flushed it down the toilet. 436 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,068 - [groans] 437 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,278 [laughter] 438 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,200 - But I know your mama told you something like that, 439 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,577 because when you were born, the doctor said, 440 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,746 "It's ug-uh-ly." 441 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,084 [laughter] 442 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,090 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 443 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,217 And tip your lunch ladies, please. 444 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,891 - Zuri, you know it's inappropriate 445 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,561 to bully other kids by telling your-mother jokes at school. 446 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,563 - I'm so sorry. I couldn't hear you. 447 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,982 That shirt is screaming at me. 448 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,026 - Oh. - [laughs] 449 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,820 Well, it's not bullying, Dr. Barry. 450 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,905 She flamed me 'cause I asked for it. 451 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,240 - Academic studies suggest 452 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,367 80% of children who bag on other kids 453 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,244 end up spiraling out of control, 454 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,663 undermining authority figures, forgoing college, 455 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,248 and becoming leeches on society 456 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,417 or, as some people call them, comedians. 457 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,669 Now unless you want to end up slinging jokes for pennies, 458 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,630 knock it off and get back to class. 459 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,507 - You know, we make a good team. 460 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,176 Yo, we should be charging people. 461 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,594 - Yeah, people will pay 462 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,013 a lot of money 463 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,764 to see a head as big as yours. 464 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:00,932 - [laughs] 465 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:02,434 [harp scale] 466 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,602 - Rhonda, is my shirt ugly? 467 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,855 - Do you want me to lie to you? 468 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,232 [chiptune playing] 469 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,775 - That's all you got? 470 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,110 ♪ ♪ 471 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,447 [humming] 472 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,616 - [growls] 473 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:22,287 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 474 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,873 [shouting] 475 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,207 - Final level. 476 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,960 - It is I, the big boss, 477 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,713 King Hustler, shaka boom, yeah. 478 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,466 - Show yourself so I can fight you. 479 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,979 - You win. 480 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,149 - Oh, my God. I did it. 481 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,150 I did it. 482 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,151 I'm the king. 483 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,402 Can't nobody defeat me. 484 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,321 Yeah. Can't nobody defeat me. 485 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,492 Hey, where is everybody? 486 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,035 And what day is it? 487 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,953 [tires squealing] 488 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,372 [upbeat funk music] 489 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,165 [helicopter whirring] 490 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:14,506 ♪ ♪ 491 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:20,845 - We're here to expose you for the fraud that you are 492 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,431 and take this company down, suckers. 493 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,851 - Yeah, get ready to be Ruminated, jive turkeys. 494 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,853 - 30 minutes in the car, and that's the best 495 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,355 you could come up with? 496 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,357 [martial arts whooshes] 497 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,360 - [fighting grunts] 498 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,698 - You don't know who you're playing with. 499 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:46,788 ♪ ♪ 500 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,632 - They can exploit our naivete, 501 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,510 but they cannot take our freedom. 502 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,761 Power to the people. 503 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,055 Scammers, with me. 504 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,182 [yells] 505 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:11,104 ♪ ♪ 506 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,397 [audible slap] 507 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,732 [projector whirring] 508 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,858 - And somehow, 509 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,693 we secured the bag 510 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,071 and barely made it out before the whole building blew up. 511 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,574 - We were kind of gangster. - I don't buy it. 512 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,534 Black folks storming the suburbs, 513 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,910 and it wasn't on the news? 514 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,662 What really happened? 515 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,372 - Let me guess, y'all asked for your money back, 516 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,415 and you broke even? 517 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,666 - No, Stephen. 518 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,543 They kept half. We ain't even. 519 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,379 - Done. Come on, Amir. 520 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,757 - You beat the whole game? - Child's play. 521 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,966 Get your bars up. 522 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,052 - I've been playing it two whole days. 523 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,178 That's impossible. 524 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,929 Now this right here is a scam. 525 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,265 - No, a scam is when you sign an agreement 526 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,767 say you're gonna pay the rent on time, 527 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:49,893 then you don't. 528 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,395 - Ooh, Grandpa roasted you, Dad. 529 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,397 - Flawless victory. 530 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,940 Finish him. 531 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,110 Russell wins. 532 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:03,073 [soft music] 533 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:10,372 ♪ ♪